/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.5213744]

>it's the year 2023
>your personal assistant jewgle home is waking you up
>you ask it to play your morning news broadcast
>friendly reminder that your subscription to the news broadcast bundle expired
>would you like to renew your weekly subscription package for 599 ?
>ok jewgle what's my bank account balance?
>negative 2377 shekels - would you like to take a loan from mr goldstein?
>ok jewgle you are my greatest ally
>after listening to the news broadcaster talk about mass sterilization you decide to leave
>sitting on the listening to your favourite stevie wonder record the music suddenly stops
>we are sorry to inform you anon but your mobile music streaming plan just ran out
>would you like to renew it for one more week for only 149,99
>suddenly your hear loud laughter from the first class seats
>you see chad thundercock and a bunch of hot asian women in perfect breeding age
>chads rambling about how he got so much skycoin in 2017 and how he has unlimited >access to entertainment and asian qts are in aw staring at his iphone xyz
>you arrive at your jobsite, put on your gear descending into the sewers
>thinking about how you gonna catch the next buttcoin dip for sure

[Anonymous No.5214414]

It's on discount rn
Buy the dip