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/smg/ schizophrenic markets general Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:21:58 2022 No.51727390 [Reply] [Original]

You are all imaginary anyway. None of this real. Real people don't exist in /smg/ edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous fake and gay thread: >>51725946

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:24:56 2022 No.51727437 File: 139 KB, 959x520, 1 LckTntkRaJcjqn9_XGkGyQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only the imaginary thing in the mumu's futures are your gains....

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:25:38 2022 No.51727447 Yes, our currency is being debased.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:25:53 2022 No.51727451 >>51727390 ima need you to post sauce to this as I will be rage baiting to it post-haste

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:26:30 2022 No.51727458 >>51727390 >>51727437 The pivot will happen. 2 more weeks and it will be here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:27:54 2022 No.51727488 File: 70 KB, 526x686, 1614871075638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK happened at 3:50?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:28:43 2022 No.51727501 >>51727488 Jews got the call to doomp it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:29:36 2022 No.51727513 File: 51 KB, 153x494, Holdings September 2022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bagged a few token shares of CCL today. Hey a drop (aka gift) like that gets my attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:30:02 2022 No.51727521 File: 827 KB, 968x928, 1663591116500886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:31:10 2022 No.51727539 >>51727521 LAST 120 years of data say otherwise. Anyway, what are your value play for this year anons? and by that i mean, buy now and hold for at least 1 year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:31:23 2022 No.51727544 File: 44 KB, 768x768, Fd5CsL_XkAI_Ibo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51727521 this but unirionically

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:31:32 2022 No.51727548 >>51727521 Th-th-this can't be happening. This not reality!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:35:08 2022 No.51727589 File: 26 KB, 489x499, 1455073141006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Friday afternoon It's time to party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:35:13 2022 No.51727591 >>51727513 I'm think of picking up KO when it goes back to the $40s

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:38:34 2022 No.51727627 >>51727539 lmao do you seriously think the last 120 years are real?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:39:35 2022 No.51727644 >>51727539 That's what they said about SOXL and those guys got heemed so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:43:56 2022 No.51727701 >>51727539 They pumped it for 120 years to do the worlds greatest rugpull, it was all a scam…

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:45:48 2022 No.51727723 >>51727488 (((They))) finished selling call options.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:46:16 2022 No.51727733 >>51727591 Kek I'm letting my KO divvy payouts do all the work for me. Two more to go this year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:48:15 2022 No.51727757 File: 235 KB, 512x388, Frasier.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Friday night What can I get you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:48:18 2022 No.51727759 File: 299 KB, 512x512, 1663167342568915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51727723 Yeah, I figured it was options Jewry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:48:37 2022 No.51727765 >>51727757 One chocolate milk please, on the rocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:49:19 2022 No.51727771 >>51727757 Cyanide highball, thanks Doc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:49:24 2022 No.51727773 >>51727644 Soxl is a x etf you absolute retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:50:28 2022 No.51727789 i wasn't able to find the source, i searched the website in the image and wasn't able to find it. even figured out the name of the cartoon and found a similar comic on that site but not the actual comic. just post the source thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:50:43 2022 No.51727790 >>51727733 When did you buy? Those dividends are looking real nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 22:51:58 2022 No.51727807 >>51727757 I will have what >>51727765 is having but with 1/3 irish cream

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 23:00:58 2022 No.51727905 ded thred ded gaem

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 23:07:16 2022 No.51727978 File: 1.04 MB, 1405x793, boobas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dow in 28k range >nasdaq in 10k range >S&P in 3500k range I can't wait to see how much lower everything will get by the end of this year lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 23:09:20 2022 No.51728000 >>51727905 There are 3 threads right now, this is probably the gayest one.