/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51720417]

fresh image limit edition >Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>51718982

[Anonymous No.51720432]

TSLA closing red

[Anonymous No.51720434]

JEB! MARKET

[Anonymous No.51720442]

MAH PIVOT

[Anonymous No.51720443]

>>51720432
Fake ass rally. Baggies doubling down will make the liquidation even bigger haha

[Anonymous No.51720447]

Beer money anon is back baby!

[Anonymous No.51720449]

QUICK, POST YOUR BIGGEST LOSS
mine is 7k euro on AMC. Got too cocky after winning 20k euro on GME, bought AMC and lost 7k over night.

[Anonymous No.51720453]

>>51720417

Why are we still not in free fall? Algos working in buy the dip more all the way since 2008?

[Anonymous No.51720456]

my pants are pooped and i am out of cash...

[Anonymous No.51720461]

I just bought my image posting pass please rate this hot new meme

[Anonymous No.51720466]

options expiration crab, even on weeklies now. ratio is a little bit on the put side, so we crab a little green for max pain. enjoy faggots.

[Anonymous No.51720467]

>>51720442
Pivot, more like PEACE OUT
ayy gottem lmao

[Anonymous No.51720471]

Why would Jeb need a gun after he won all those territories fair and square?

[Anonymous No.51720479]

>>51720442
>>51720453
> bobos being this desperate they rush to post twitter screencaps
I watch all Fed videos so I knew it for days. Post something I don't know.
Also:
> trusting what central bankers say

[Anonymous No.51720480]

[Anonymous No.51720483]

Anon , should i open a new short on oil ? Thoughts ?

[Anonymous No.51720486]

>>51720471

[Anonymous No.51720488]

>>51720442
lmao what is this cunt's problem?

[Anonymous No.51720494]

>>51720442
>every speech jpow makes is just him reiterating that he is staying the course
>every time after you still have mumtards calling for a pivot or a bottom

It's just getting sad at this point.

[Anonymous No.51720498]

>>51720442
No pre cum

[Anonymous No.51720503]

>>51720461
I made this like 1 years ago fag. Also buy PLTR

[Anonymous No.51720507]

>>51720471
what the hell is that shitty forced meme?
On an unrelated note, can you trade forex with leverage on IKBR?

[Anonymous No.51720519]

Before this river becomes an ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
Oh, baby, I reconsider my foolish notion
Well, I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for somethin' more

[Anonymous No.51720527]

>>51720442
bulls you are FUCKING RETARDED AND THEY WONT PIVOT WHAT LITTLE CREDIBILITY CBS HAVE IS AT STAKE DO YOU THINK THEY WILL CEDE FIAT TO CRYPTOBROS?

[Anonymous No.51720529]

>>51720494
The mumu case is he has to appear stalwart up until the very last moment, in order to maximize the effectiveness of his rape hikes. It can't be a telegraphed turn otherwise markets will rally, the wealth effect will return, and inflation will go back up.

[Anonymous No.51720531]

>>51720507
Probably not because IBKR is apparently a bunch of boomer faggots and your dad and they get to manage your fucking finances for you.

[Anonymous No.51720534]

freed up 600 what should i buy smg bros

[Anonymous No.51720536]

>>51720507
>We're at the point newfags don't know about Jeb!

[Anonymous No.51720538]

>>51720507
>forced meme?
This is a meme of a meme of a meme- its actually very original. You from NAFO?

[Anonymous No.51720539]

>>51720471
I like how putin released them as nations first, then annexed them to lower warscore and overextension. He must have taken the time to read the wiki.

[Anonymous No.51720540]

>>51720503
i don't buy globalhomo CIA companies run by yogafags

[Anonymous No.51720547]

>>51720507
>what the hell is that shitty forced meme?
Like Milhouse, "Jeb!" is a shitty forced meme but "Jeb! is a shitty forced meme" is not a shitty forced meme.

[Anonymous No.51720555]

>>51720449
Today
>Went to the supermarket
>buy dozen eggs, all good
>back at the apt
>4 of them are broken
33.33% loss in 20 minutes, I'll never recover from this

[Anonymous No.51720557]

>>51720527
Don't care, buying more shares next week with my paycheck, deal with that bobo

[Anonymous No.51720563]

Am I rich yet?

[Anonymous No.51720564]

>>51720466
>locks in put profit
>buys calls
i hope so fren

[Anonymous No.51720568]

>>51720507
you wondered into the wrong thread bucko

[Anonymous No.51720569]

>>51720539
now he is in a defensive war and can call in his allies...

>overextension is just a number

[Anonymous No.51720574]

I was able to recoup some of my overall losses by consecutively going all in on daily leveraged NDX direction bets. The last digit of this post will tell the number of winning bets left in this streak. Have mercy, I'm 25k in the red.

[Anonymous No.51720575]

>>51720417
Everyone was waiting for the Fed to pivot, but it's actually China that will be the cause for a massive rotation into energy/commodities starting today. Oil, uranium, PMs, BMs, REEs all up today as everyone front runs the Chinese state banks on exiting the dollar. Thank you, Xi.

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/china-bank-dollar-yuan-currency-markets-economy-beijing-fed-hike-2022-9

[Anonymous No.51720576]

Pump status: cancelled

[Anonymous No.51720586]

>>51720555
You're supposed to open the carton before buying dumbass

[Anonymous No.51720587]

>>51720449
2000 I got shilled into buying ZIM and other horseshit marine stocks, sold at a loss in August

[Anonymous No.51720591]

Previously made money on SOXS. Yesterday I turned coat and bought the "dip" on SOXL at 9.15. How bad did I fuck up bros?

[Anonymous No.51720593]

>>51720555
Bearish for your life enjoyment
sorry to hear that fren

[Anonymous No.51720596]

>>51720494
Jpow is bluffing, he is gonna pivot but not until the market has already crashed. Rates are already high enough to induce capitulation, but not nearly high enough to stop inflation. We're basically getting a deflationary recession followed by a highly inflationary depression.

[Anonymous No.51720605]

>>51720442
If they keep raising rates this fast you are just going to keep seeing england bond market events keep happening. Except the central banks are going to run out of money to bail out bonds. Probably should stop here for a bit.

[Anonymous No.51720609]

>>51720555
SHORT HOLLANDAISE FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51720613]

>>51720574
I'll take it. Next bet: wait until price is below open, then go long with everything over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.51720615]

>>51720539
Cant integrate before peace, he is console commanding

[Anonymous No.51720618]

>>51720555
How do I short your egg-based meals?

[Anonymous No.51720619]

ok /smg/ its time for your daily free alpha because despite our differences, we're all frens. these tickers are going to zero. ZERO:

BYND
FUBO
BBBY
PTON
DNMR
ROKU maybe
COIN maybe
MSTR maybe

stay safe lads

[Anonymous No.51720620]

>>51720539
>>51720569
>Kazakhstan ends up claiming Lviv in the peace deal
wtf?!

[Anonymous No.51720627]

>>51720596
and that's a GOOD THING, here's why!

[Anonymous No.51720631]

>>51720596
The only answer is to keep raising.

[Anonymous No.51720634]

It continues to be so charming and wonderful that the moment faggot democrats get into office, they *immediately* start assfucking the economy, blatantly, through propaganda and price manipulation.

[Anonymous No.51720637]

>>51720563
You are rich in friends :)

[Anonymous No.51720638]

>>51720596
> he is gonna pivot but not until the market has already crashed
> next week

>GOAL POSTS MOVED /PUMP CANCELLED

[Anonymous No.51720653]

>>51720634
the assfuckings will continue (and that's a good thing!) until morale improves substantially

[Anonymous No.51720656]

>>51720442
hes not pulling out mumus youre gonna get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.51720658]

I can't believe the anon who called the crab, pump, crab was right.

[Anonymous No.51720666]

>>51720449
[insert any chink shit]
the CCP fucked me more than once

[Anonymous No.51720669]

>>51720619
>BYND
oh, I was thinking of shorting this piece of shit and forgot
oopsie

[Anonymous No.51720671]

>>51720449
She was a beautiful girl.
I miss her.

[Anonymous No.51720675]

>>51720605
>Probably should stop here for a bit.

Anon, I…

[Anonymous No.51720679]

>>51720586
I did, the first box I grabbed had 1 broken egg so I changed it
>>51720618
Short /fit/, bulking meals depend on eggs

[Anonymous No.51720681]

>>51720536
The only funny things about Jeb were the video remixes of Trump calling him a big fat mess

[Anonymous No.51720683]

>>51720591
Built for BGC

[Anonymous No.51720691]

>>51720656

[Anonymous No.51720693]

>>51720555
>went to grocery store yesterday. Had $10 off coupon. Asked wagie to double check discount at checkout, she fucks up and I lost ten bucks.

I’m ruined.

[Anonymous No.51720696]

How many times are faggot bears going to try and break this level. The market is clear, it wants to pump to 4500

[Anonymous No.51720701]

>>51720527
I'm just gathering more cash for the next dip.
I have a fuckton of the stuff.

[Anonymous No.51720702]

>>51720449
I don't have losses

[Anonymous No.51720707]

>>51720696
you've got one more fake and gay pump coming before this last fed speaker so enjoy it

[Anonymous No.51720709]

>tHaT jUiCy DoWnTrEnD pRiCe AcTiOn

fucking all in short theres no chance we don't end the day blood red lets go bobros

[Anonymous No.51720711]

BOBO BOBO BOBO BOBO

[Anonymous No.51720713]

>>51720696
prove it mumu

[Anonymous No.51720721]

NEENJA SELL

[Anonymous No.51720722]

>>51720675
Yeah I know. They arent but I feel at this point, anything that happens past this is entirely the gov/central banks fault and no one can blame anyone else. And I think the reaction from the pensions and the GBP are the entire market accepting the gov is to blame.

[Anonymous No.51720740]

>>51720605
>There are no white men anon, the country has never been better.

[Anonymous No.51720749]

i shorted after seeing >>51720453
:3c *purrs

[Anonymous No.51720751]

>>51720696
It's gonna break 4800.

[Anonymous No.51720753]

>>51720702
You can't have loses when you have no money.

[Anonymous No.51720756]

>>51720449

[Anonymous No.51720757]

REDDIT SLURP REDDIT BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51720761]

>>51720721
Whats the QRD of this women/meme?

[Anonymous No.51720773]

>>51720693
Complain to manager, keeping customers is more important than wagies. They'll give you a 20$ coupon now and wagie will get fired

[Anonymous No.51720779]

>>51720761
https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg

[Anonymous No.51720781]

>>51720756
>wealthsimple
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AWFUL APP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51720783]

>>51720696
im going to need you to take you meds now, bud

[Anonymous No.51720786]

Crab market!

[Anonymous No.51720791]

>>51720696
4200 bro

[Anonymous No.51720792]

Nintendo split 1:10 today, I'm tempted to buy directly on the Nikkei. Though you still have to buy by batch of 100 shares.
I'm expecting the announcement for the successor of the Switch next year, for a release maybe by late 2023, or March 2024. They still print money, and they'll still print money even in recession, but unfortunately I'm not sure the mememarket will see it that way. Hmm, decisions, decisions...

[Anonymous No.51720795]

>>51720753
Built for the BGC

[Anonymous No.51720804]

>>51720740
Kek I do find that funny. First govenerment without white men in charge and within a week (or 2) blowing up the entire country.

[Anonymous No.51720819]

Is it just me or does the dow jones always stutter a bit when the UK market closes?

[Anonymous No.51720822]

>>51720786

[Anonymous No.51720825]

>>51720781
This women is built for BGC

[Anonymous No.51720834]

We finna gonna dump from here fr no cap.

[Anonymous No.51720841]

>>51720619

>ROKU

Any reason for this one anon?

[Anonymous No.51720856]

someone post bogdanoff so nasdaq goes red plz

[Anonymous No.51720867]

>>51720619
ZERO?

[Anonymous No.51720874]

>>51720856
>Trying to induce a Boggening
It would do like +3% immediately if you try.

[Anonymous No.51720875]

>>51720449
>QUICK, POST YOUR BIGGEST LOSS

got heemed trying to buy Russian stocks like Gazprom and Lukoil because they froze trading on them

[Anonymous No.51720876]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51720879]

>>51720795

>big

Lmao

[Anonymous No.51720894]

How do I get real time stock prices on Excel? The inbuilt system has a15 min delay

[Anonymous No.51720895]

come to the light and be saved mumu

[Anonymous No.51720899]

>>51720856

[Anonymous No.51720900]

>>51720874
>>51720856
>bogs red
You realize this entire market crashed after they died in Jan? They may have been the only ones keeping it up.

[Anonymous No.51720903]

>>51720619
Thanks but no thanks. I already got btfo trying to short those ahead of a face melting bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.51720910]

Did nsdq just pumped and dumped? Explain pls

[Anonymous No.51720911]

>>51720591
Pretty bad. Honestly everyone should just go cash gang, because from now on you'll need luck to make gains. We're low enough that big green dildos can fuck you up bad, and still high enough from the presumptive bottom (280-300) that it can and probably will dump lower.

[Anonymous No.51720912]

>>51720779
thanks, im going to go pry my eyes and ears out and drink myself to death now...

[Anonymous No.51720916]

Since I made big gains on my pltr calls I'm going to the rub and tug today. Last time I had a cute Chinese girl who gave me a nuru massage

[Anonymous No.51720918]

>>51720874
all in SOXL!

[Anonymous No.51720928]

>>51720916
Based

[Anonymous No.51720929]

>>51720910
Eternal crab

[Anonymous No.51720936]

>>51720841
They're getting exclusive distribution on the Weird Al movie, for this alone ROKU $300 EOY

[Anonymous No.51720941]

>>51720841
Roku has spent over $600 million over the past 12 months on sales and marketing. During this time, the company's active accounts are only up 14% year over year.

they're spending a shit ton on marketing and have nothing to show for it. Roku is not needed; we already have Netflix. same w/ FUBO

[Anonymous No.51720944]

WE ALREADY HAD A RED DAY YESTERDAY. FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.51720948]

>>51720916
well done anon, happy Friday.

[Anonymous No.51720950]

>>51720900
I know, but it's like the Spongebob Curse; it always boomerangs if you try to do it.

[Anonymous No.51720956]

bobo took profit too early and bought calls

[Anonymous No.51720961]

>>51720950
F

[Anonymous No.51720964]

is there a site like stocktwits without all baggies coming up with conspiracies about why their bags haven't pumped

[Anonymous No.51720966]

>>51720941
Sad cuz Rokoo is legit.

[Anonymous No.51720972]

CCL below covid crash...

[Anonymous No.51720981]

>>51720964
no

[Anonymous No.51720984]

>>51720442
this accounts spreads fake news

[Anonymous No.51720990]

>>51720984
how?

[Anonymous No.51721004]

Remember

[Anonymous No.51721009]

>>51720972
OH N-

[Anonymous No.51721018]

>>51720910
soft landing, please understand

[Anonymous No.51721019]

Lmao gotta love it when bears suddenly believe everything central bankers say with 100% certainty after calling them huge liars for years. Jesus fucking christ you retards are so disappointing.

[Anonymous No.51721022]

>>51720894
https://www.alphavantage.co/

last i checked they let you to 10 api hits/second, real time, free, and offer an excel/google sheets addons as well as json feed

[Anonymous No.51721028]

>>51720984
https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1575714073433362433

[Anonymous No.51721049]

Come turn red you FAGGOT ASS GAY NIGGER ASS BITCH ASS MARKET!! YOU KNOWYOU WANNNNNAAAA

[Anonymous No.51721054]

>>51720941
ii bought my grandma a roku so she didnt have to pay for cable because she only watches a few shows but she didnt like it and now its sitting in a closet.

[Anonymous No.51721057]

>>51721028
This seems like some unverified
Unofficial sensationalist pajeet account

[Anonymous No.51721060]

>>51721022
Imagine thinking someone who switched their gender wouldn't switch allegiance to their country... lmao US military is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.51721063]

>>51720875
Same with me on Lukoil and Ros Agro, why did I choose to buy the Russian stocks.

[Anonymous No.51721064]

>>51720792
They're on my shopping list this winter. You have to be willing to hold because vidya fans call hits before the boomer money does. One of my first trades was buying NTDOY when the Switch was announced, then sold after months of losses because apparently boomers didn't care. The boomers needed to literally see the receipts before it pumped.

[Anonymous No.51721065]

NASDAQ RED!!! WE ARE BOGGING NOW!!!

THANK YOU BOGDANOFF TWINS

I want to be fully bogged

[Anonymous No.51721070]

>>51720449
being born to a single, poor mother

[Anonymous No.51721075]

>>51721064
Cursed image

[Anonymous No.51721078]

fucking lamest pump of all time- we will never be green again.

[Anonymous No.51721093]

>WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51721098]

I wonder if people are aware that we're in 10 month long bear trap.

[Anonymous No.51721103]

>>51721064
First one of those images that made me laugh

[Anonymous No.51721104]

Yom Kippur.

[Anonymous No.51721108]

Is this gonna be the next short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.51721111]

>>51720449
Ten years working in fucking call centers when I should have been writing.

[Anonymous No.51721113]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.51721114]

>>51721078
We can't even have two green days in a row after losing 15% in a month.
It's over

[Anonymous No.51721130]

>>51721111
checked and kekd

[Anonymous No.51721139]

>>51721098
Judging by the amount of retarded bear euphoria I'm gonna say definitely not. Can't wait for them to get fucked over one night when they can't execute a trade and then they'll all be crying about how unfair it is.

[Anonymous No.51721145]

>>51720449
my grandma ( i really miss her)

[Anonymous No.51721148]

kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.51721152]

>>51721064
Well, boomers are a thing (I mean, I WTFed when it jumped a lot a few weeks ago because Splatoon 3, like, what the hell, how can the "efficient" market NOT price this when it's fucking obvious), but around the time you bought, there was a famous hedge fund that was shorting Nintendo, and it had a lot of impact in the pricing due to fearmongering. ironically, it was Melvin Capital, and they were blown up by the whole Gamestop thing. I was not into that bandwagong, but at least I saw them blow up and had my vengeance by proxy. Fuck them.
You may have been caught into that whole shorting shit.

[Anonymous No.51721155]

>>51721104
2001 + 2008
Market crashes after yom kippur
who came up with this shit idea that it gets better after this

[Anonymous No.51721167]

I ate crab for dinner

[Anonymous No.51721168]

>>51721155
Bulltards

[Anonymous No.51721169]

>>51721075
its pretty tame and funny honestly

[Anonymous No.51721172]

>>51721155
>who came up with this shit idea that it gets better after this
Are you seriously asking that question?

[Anonymous No.51721181]

>>51721108
PTON is the epitome of strong economy, strong markets, fuck you money, luxury good. Now that economy has gone to shut, and the markets too, that turd of a company will die for good.

[Anonymous No.51721183]

>>51721108
holy shit! Gonna watch that.

[Anonymous No.51721185]

>>51721114
Built for BGC

[Anonymous No.51721198]

>>51721152
lmao. I was not aware of that lore. I can't decide which trade is worse: shorting a company below its cash flow or standing on the train tracks in front of the Switch.

[Anonymous No.51721202]

>>51721169
Idk all the soijacks look like demons to me.

[Anonymous No.51721204]

Whatever happened to SIGA, stocks down 60% and I hardly see it mentioned anymore?

[Anonymous No.51721203]

FAKE GREEN CANDLE TO FLUSH THE SHORTS NOW WE PLUNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51721208]

>>51721183
built for the BGC

[Anonymous No.51721210]

>>51721065
The jews will be back from lunch in an hour to fuck your ass with a chainsaw.

[Anonymous No.51721221]

How we looking?

[Anonymous No.51721226]

>>51721204
Government realized no one gives a fuck about fag pox

[Anonymous No.51721228]

>>51721208
>BGC
Big Goy Cock?
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.51721236]

>>51721204
You just answered yourself

[Anonymous No.51721238]

>>51721208
I thought he was Macedonian?

[Anonymous No.51721240]

Skateboarders grind
I grind too
That's why you can catch me in DC shoes

[Anonymous No.51721265]

Are they still continually debasing our currency?
I don't like non-based currencies. The Romans didn't as well.

[Anonymous No.51721271]

Why didn't anyone think of shorting the fucking cruise lines with the hurricane coming in?
We missed out, frens.

[Anonymous No.51721284]

>>51721204
the stock was a bet on gay sex
gay sex was not strong enough, it only infected a handful of kids and then started fizzling out

[Anonymous No.51721286]

[Anonymous No.51721287]

>>51721204
It was just the P&D de jour.

[Anonymous No.51721290]

>>51721271
someone posted to short carnival like 3 days ago

[Anonymous No.51721295]

>>51721238
He made it take the Greek name like all these ladies do.

[Anonymous No.51721297]

>>51721265
You are actually retarded if you think money printing is the same as debasing a currency.

[Anonymous No.51721308]

>>51721271
Actually, I thought Rocker posted about that earlier this week.

[Anonymous No.51721313]

QQQ is about to complete the bart formation... incoming

[Anonymous No.51721320]

>>51721290
And now they're rich and we have to stay here forever!

[Anonymous No.51721327]

Shit and piss looks so bullish rn.

[Anonymous No.51721328]

>>51721313
white or black bart?

[Anonymous No.51721341]

>>51721286
totally natural and not furthering any paradigm shifting agenda

[Anonymous No.51721345]

>>51721320
bad news even if you're rich you're still stuck here
t. trust fund babby

[Anonymous No.51721346]

>>51721320
lol, anon- we are all here forever...

[Anonymous No.51721348]

>>51721221

[Anonymous No.51721352]

>>51721022
Thank you fren

[Anonymous No.51721355]

>>51721328
>white or black bart?
Black, so stop relaxing.

[Anonymous No.51721367]

>>51721286

[Anonymous No.51721379]

>>51721284
When is the Folsom Street Festival?

[Anonymous No.51721390]

>>51721111
A book?

[Anonymous No.51721394]

Bought puts, price goes up. Buy calls, prices goes down. Both call and put now in the red. wtf?

[Anonymous No.51721395]

CRAB PEOPLE
>CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE
>CRAB PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.51721397]

>>51721355
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51721399]

Rate my 1k NQ scalp this morning

[Anonymous No.51721406]

>>51721286
You can add the Yuan

[Anonymous No.51721411]

>>51721108
SHOOOOOOOOOORT SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

[Anonymous No.51721420]

Boring day, I'm gonna go jerk off to trannys on gif

[Anonymous No.51721421]

>>51721271
I did

[Anonymous No.51721429]

>>51720675

[Anonymous No.51721434]

>>51721286
I'm glad I invest in USA only

[Anonymous No.51721436]

>>51721379
Apparently 5 days ago but I don't think, what, 100, even 500? cases would move the TPOXX sales needle.

[Anonymous No.51721435]

>>51721420
Repent degenerate

[Anonymous No.51721451]

These Jews, man.

[Anonymous No.51721452]

>>51721394
And it pumps right after I close all my positions. A tale old as time itself

[Anonymous No.51721455]

Oil needs to move substantially higher from here or crises and wars will escalate.

[Anonymous No.51721467]

The chinese yuan is better than the muttmerican dollar because the chinese care about their country

[Anonymous No.51721470]

>>51720956
phew thanks for the mean reversion, was able to martingale out of those calls for lunch money

[Anonymous No.51721474]

>up down up down up down
forever

[Anonymous No.51721475]

>>51721420
Can they spin that pozz hole off into /trn/ yet?

[Anonymous No.51721473]

>>51721394
Have you considered buying strangles?

[Anonymous No.51721488]

>>51720575
Imaging being bullish on China, retards have invested billions in spics and nigs lmao

[Anonymous No.51721494]

FUCK CARVANA

[Anonymous No.51721495]

>>51721467
That must be why all their fucking buildings are falling over.

[Anonymous No.51721498]

>>51720442

It's not the FED's pull-out game is very strong either.

[Anonymous No.51721501]

a crab is fine too I guess

[Anonymous No.51721502]

>>51721474
I love it

[Anonymous No.51721506]

>>51721473
>buying strangles
why? so you can be wrong twice?

[Anonymous No.51721518]

>>51721501
yea but its such a bitch of a crab

[Anonymous No.51721522]

crab day really? we need a golden bull run

[Anonymous No.51721528]

>>51721421
Well, did you do it?

[Anonymous No.51721532]

>>51721522
>we
wow... calm down their agent smith

[Anonymous No.51721536]

>>51721522
>we need a golden bull run
aint that the truth anon. SPY 500 EOY

[Anonymous No.51721537]

>>51721394
Thanks for the money fren. Sorry, no refunds

[Anonymous No.51721545]

>>51721528
Yes I bought 5 puts on CCL. Sold yesterday because I didn't want to hold through earnings and was already up 100%. Left money on the table but I ain't mad.

[Anonymous No.51721551]

>>51721474
Except isn't it more something along the lines currently of
>up down down up down down up down down

[Anonymous No.51721564]

playing with stocks, speculation and all this shit really gets my attention, but I fucking suck at this.
I really should stop wasting my time and money with this shit, and start doing something valuable (other than my job... for which I work like a few days a month at most kek)

was thinking of making some sort of "facebook for small local business". do you think it'd work?

[Anonymous No.51721566]

>>51721475
Speak English?

[Anonymous No.51721567]

>>51721545
Nice!

[Anonymous No.51721571]

363 set point. No fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.51721573]

>>51721564
What job let's u only work a couple days a month?

[Anonymous No.51721585]

I guess on average we're netiher up or down

[Anonymous No.51721586]

Ok I officially have purchased a 10/7 $271 put on QQQ. If there are any mumu's out there, I'm sorry. Next week is going to be a blood bath for you

[Anonymous No.51721587]

>>51721473
Can you elaborate? Recently I've getting fucked buying puts and calls during this crab and can't do anything right.

[Anonymous No.51721595]

>>51721566
Lo seinto no hablo Ingles hermano.

[Anonymous No.51721598]

>>51721573
I work in infosec, but this job has drained my interest in the field...
IT in general has jobs like this. see >>>/g/twg

[Anonymous No.51721605]

NATO announced they're only committed to protecting current members

[Anonymous No.51721607]

>>51721567
Built for the 10' BGC

[Anonymous No.51721618]

>>51721564
>was thinking of making some sort of "facebook for small local business". do you think it'd work?
for what purpose?

>>51721605
>after hundreads of billions to ukraine
wat?!

[Anonymous No.51721628]

>>51721598
I definitely should have got into IT. You cyber security cubicle cucks literally do nothing but sit around and eat all day and make 6 figures doing it. I swear I've never heard of a IT person ever talk about work because they never do any.

[Anonymous No.51721632]

>>51721571
i've had enough fun for 1 week. gonna lvl my elden ring wretch since im just a neet

[Anonymous No.51721635]

I was SOXS now /cashgang/
Im thinking of going all in on Boomer low P/E stocks in jan next year. Any other plans fellow /cashgang/ chads?

[Anonymous No.51721647]

POV: you're a schizo market

[Anonymous No.51721652]

>>51721628
Then get fired immediately after a breech cuz they just sat around not doing shit all day... its a vicus cycle.

[Anonymous No.51721653]

>>51721628
Guy I know makes 700k now & works from home...i chose the wrong field

Though I guess he has to babysit the lazy pajeets so there is some drawbacks.

[Anonymous No.51721654]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51721665]

>>51721628
>You cyber security cubicle cucks literally do nothing but sit around
I work in offensive sec. my job is fun. I wish my employer would make me do more shit. I have alternatives... but I'm not good enough.

[Anonymous No.51721673]

>>51721654
lol/10 post anon

[Anonymous No.51721678]

Should i buy CD Projekt Red? Cyberpunk 2077 is turning into an success through updates and the netflix show is popular too. Seems like i'm a bit late to the party, but the stock is still 50% off ATH

[Anonymous No.51721691]

lol SPY flashing like a strobe light

[Anonymous No.51721696]

>>51721587
You could try butterflies as well, and they are not just for crabs. Instead of buying calls of you're bullish, buy bullish butterfly spreads for a quarter of the price. And if you are right and underlying does go up you will not get fucked by theta and IV. You will get paid, unless it shoots up so drastically and passed through your entire range

[Anonymous No.51721698]

>>51721678
Probably, theyre coming out with a new witcher

[Anonymous No.51721699]

>>51721678
I miss the days I used to go to /v/. The amount of seething over brand loyalty was always entertaining

[Anonymous No.51721711]

>>51721691
>WSJ article: Hundreds of reported seizures on wall street today as SPY strobes red and green at a deadly pace.

[Anonymous No.51721725]

>>51721506

[Anonymous No.51721730]

My sentiment models have been trending up for 3 days straight. I closed my short yesterday and I might double my long. I think we pump next week even if for a while only. I think we test 380 again. Then we might come back down again.

[Anonymous No.51721733]

>>51721628
>I swear I've never heard of a IT person ever talk about work because they never do any.
why would you talk about work to retards that don't understand shit? people see us IT people as lazy faggots that sit all day in front of a computer and nothing else. meanwhile, we are the ones making the modern world run.
have you ever seen the mess the world becomes when shit like whatsapp, twitter, facebook or instagram break? kek

[Anonymous No.51721738]

OIL dumped so hard ,oil trannies are real quiet right now .

[Anonymous No.51721743]

>>51721390
Fiction in general, yeah. Short stories.anything. if any would be writers see this don't wait till you've "read enough" or studied the craft enough to start writing. Write right now and do it first thing every day.

[Anonymous No.51721745]

>>51721738
You dont even know the half of it.

[Anonymous No.51721761]

>>51721738
Cannot fucking wait to see inflation numbers tank along with it, then the Fed declares "mission accomplished" and suddenly pivots while bears get more assblasted than ever

[Anonymous No.51721766]

>>51721635
The cloud is impervious to recession. That fucking thing is like the blob and will grow until it swallows the Earth.
And it has to be rebuilt from time to time too.
Buy cloud stocks.

[Anonymous No.51721775]

>>51721743
>Write right now and do it first thing every day
i'm trying to regulate my sleep schedule and wake up earlier so that I can do just that
Good luck fren

[Anonymous No.51721776]

>>51721733
I dunno man, I have a friend that works IT for the DMV, and that mother fucker used to just play PC games with me online when he was on the clock.

[Anonymous No.51721779]

>>51721761
>and suddenly pivots
I'm not sure you have fully digested the economic situation.

[Anonymous No.51721781]

>>51720417
This looks photoshopped. Jeb usually has lower energy.

[Anonymous No.51721788]

>>51721761
Seethe

[Anonymous No.51721794]

>>51721761
>Cannot fucking wait
buddy, you're gonna fucking wait

[Anonymous No.51721798]

>>51721738
>sanctions in iran
>biden having to refill reserves
>demand has not changed
As we can plainly tell, this dump is clearly both fake and gay for oil and gas. Time to slurp.

[Anonymous No.51721809]

Fuck Carvana, why didnt I short carnival?

[Anonymous No.51721826]

>TWTR

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51721830]

DUMP IT GOD DAMNIT WE ALL KNOW ITS COMING

[Anonymous No.51721846]

>>51721826
You know the buyout price is $54.20, right?

Every upward spike until we arrive at that level is just part of the natural trend.
Free money still on the table, waiting to be grabbed.

[Anonymous No.51721851]

Just dump it Powell.

[Anonymous No.51721863]

>>51721826
>>51721846
twtr the only call i own rn

[Anonymous No.51721864]

>>51721733
I preddy much didn't do anything when I was in IT.
Sure, there were months where I worked my ass off because of projects, but cruising time was a whole lot of nothing.

[Anonymous No.51721870]

>>51721846
are you talking about the reddit fantasy where elon will be forced to buy it?

[Anonymous No.51721876]

>>51720596
>inflationary depression
What? Depressions are deflationary....

[Anonymous No.51721879]

if this market isnt BLOOD FUCKING RED by end of day then we pump like a nigger throwing a football next week.

[Anonymous No.51721882]

>>51721851
SUS AF anon. This may be a Buy signal...

[Anonymous No.51721884]

>only small craps are pumping
lmao

[Anonymous No.51721885]

>>51721870
>reddit fantasy

[Anonymous No.51721889]

PUT DOWN THE GUN YEB

[Anonymous No.51721890]

>>51721876
Anon, I….

[Anonymous No.51721892]

most of my gains this monts have come from holding 60%% of my cash in USD instead of my own countrys shitcoin currency

[Anonymous No.51721899]

>>51721876
No it's called stagflation.
But I think the govt might keep interest rates higher for awhile. They need bonds to be attractive relative to stock performance, or we go right back into high inflation.

[Anonymous No.51721900]

>>51721882
They gave Hika-Nee a dick…

[Anonymous No.51721904]

>>51721876
Inflation is deflationary

[Anonymous No.51721905]

>>51721794
kek

[Anonymous No.51721906]

>>51721892
USA
>USA
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>USA
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>USA
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>USA

[Anonymous No.51721913]

>>51721910
>>51721910
>>51721910
new
>>51721910
>>51721910
>>51721910
new

[Anonymous No.51721917]

>>51721900
Who?
Is it worth watching?

[Anonymous No.51721919]

>>51721501
>a crab is fine too I guess
YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE CRAB
also shitpost chart was right again

[Anonymous No.51721925]

>>51721884
No bobo DONT DO IT. Can't we just enjoy one fucking weekend by ending green? Please bobo just take the rest of the day off, you can come back and wreak havoc again next week

[Anonymous No.51721927]

>>51721917
degeneracy, the post. WTF anon.

[Anonymous No.51721937]

>>51721399
nice

[Anonymous No.51721957]

>>51721169
>still chad only

[//glass ware No.51722046]

>what, sir, is the definition, of taxation?
>i right don't know. but i tell ya, when i'm riding them field ridges, i sure could tax some sweet ice tea.
KPMG.

[Anonymous No.51722074]

>>51720507
Newfag Reddit nigger

[Anonymous No.51722087]

>>51721169
CURSED IMAGE

[Anonymous No.51722118]

>>51721647
I loved that show