/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51705388]

K N E E L
N
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51705405]

show me your Sour Hour face

[Anonymous No.51705417]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Rl096vMf0
WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT IS NOT THE CASE
AS INSTEAD, WE COME TONIGHT TO BRING YOU
THE SONIC RECREATION OF THE END OF THE WORLD

[Anonymous No.51705423]

[Anonymous No.51705427]

SOXL single digits kek

[Anonymous No.51705430]

>>51705405
I sure hope someone doesn't exploit this image

[Anonymous No.51705433]

>>51705405

[Anonymous No.51705435]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DOW... HISTORY

[Anonymous No.51705437]

Just bet on it going down bro.

[Anonymous No.51705439]

A-At least I still have anime to watch when I'll have to live under the bridge...

[Anonymous No.51705441]

Mumu's are just a bunch of chuds lost in a bobo's world.

[Anonymous No.51705444]

>>51705439
Shut up, glowie fuck.

[Anonymous No.51705445]

>>51705405
THANK YOU BRANDON!

[Anonymous No.51705446]

>>51705417
every pendulum song is the same drum beat and the same tempo with a slightly different melody every single time

[Anonymous No.51705452]

HAHA KING BOBO!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51705457]

the worst part of this is that I get the feeling everything except houses is going to crash at this rate

[Anonymous No.51705460]

>>51705433
Thanks for fixing the Street Smart Edge app Raj! You guys rock!

[Anonymous No.51705462]

I'm up 12% on SQQQ and SOXS, but I'm not sure if I should sell or not
i feel like there could be a slight recovery tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51705465]

>How do I short and do options. Saw an article about how to trade in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.51705468]

So Bank of England wasn't good enough, we're just gonna dump unless there's a Fed pivot

[Anonymous No.51705469]

WE TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY
AND WARNED YOU NOT TO GET..... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51705470]

>>51705439
anime has just been banned via executive order, chud.

[Anonymous No.51705471]

>>51705441
why would chuds be mumus?

[Anonymous No.51705472]

My portfolio is currently down 21%, when can I put the rest of my cash in to average down? Fuck, I hate globalists so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.51705475]

WHAT DID YOU NIGGERS DO????

[Anonymous No.51705483]

janny warned me for making fun of your precious orange retard former president

[Anonymous No.51705488]

>>51705445
Im scared the PPT comes out for a power hour fellow bears

[Anonymous No.51705490]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51705491]

>>51705446
Yeah, isn't it great?

[Anonymous No.51705492]

i missed this huge day reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.51705494]

>>51705465
top kek that post was LITERALLY the bottom signal

[Anonymous No.51705496]

it's le over

[Anonymous No.51705503]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1575537499119779841

[Anonymous No.51705505]

HAHAH ITS OKAY I DIDNT LIKE MY MONEY ANYWAY HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51705509]

>>51705462
take gains- start again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51705510]

>>51705491
its extremely boring, you hear one song from them you heard it all

[Anonymous No.51705512]

>>51705468
The bank of england anhero'd to provide exit liquidity for 12 hours kek they weren't humans after all so no biggie

[Anonymous No.51705513]

ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.51705514]

>>51705505

[Anonymous No.51705517]

>>51705494
I honestly gotta think he was trolling but, fuck, maybe not.

[Anonymous No.51705518]

Is it a bad idea if I put myself in a SOXL position now with the intention of holding for a long time? Surely it cannot get that much lower and even if it does, I am guaranteed to make a very big profit when the recession is over?

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51705519]

s-s-soo when do we buy? we have to collectively buy in to pump up the market because thats how this ponzi scheme works after all.

[Anonymous No.51705520]

>>51705513
it's only just begun

[Anonymous No.51705523]

>Oil going back up
>unemployment still low
>wages rising
>rents rising
>food rising

Ohnononono

[Anonymous No.51705524]

looks like there is still some plunge protection at $360 for now

[Anonymous No.51705528]

>>51705472
Every payday

[Anonymous No.51705529]

L-LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

[Anonymous No.51705530]

>>51705465
oh fuck! BUY SIGNAL!

[Anonymous No.51705531]

>>51705503
>All of the comments comparing Biden to Mr. Burns
kek

[Anonymous No.51705532]

Meme chart bros...

[Anonymous No.51705533]

That violent 1 minute candle. What the fuck was that! Ooooooo

I just went all in on my favorite 3x leverage bullish ETFs.

[Anonymous No.51705539]

>>51705483
you won't be able to afford your troon pills in a great depression

[Anonymous No.51705541]

>>51705470
Hardly matters when all it takes is one hard drive. I already have a lifetime of things to watch.

[Anonymous No.51705543]

>>51705472
if you factor in inflation you are probably down closer to 30%

[Anonymous No.51705548]

>>51705483

[Anonymous No.51705550]

>>51705510
>Repetitive, purposeless behaviors are a common symptom of autism.1 Such behaviors might include repetitively lining up toys, spinning objects, or opening and closing drawers or doors. Repetitive behaviors can also involve talking or asking about the same thing over and over again.

>Most often, repetitive behaviors are a tool for self-calming.

[Anonymous No.51705549]

>>51705533
>I just went all in on my favorite 3x leverage bullish ETFs.
he bought?
good luck man, im not touching this shit

[Anonymous No.51705552]

Can't wait for power hour

[Anonymous No.51705554]

>>51705541
Where are the anime/manga about trading?

[Anonymous No.51705555]

Powell protection team!

[Anonymous No.51705556]

>>51705523
uhhh oil is going down idiot

[Jealous No.51705557]

[Anonymous No.51705563]

>scared money dont make money

[Anonymous No.51705568]

>>51705543
thanks for that

[Anonymous No.51705570]

>>51705541
Im going to need you to turn in your hardrive to one of you new 1000000000000000 IRS agents now

[Anonymous No.51705572]

>>51705518
Probably going to go down to 6-7 and crab for like an entire year (or more) near current levels.

[Anonymous No.51705576]

I sure am glad Biden was legitimately elected as the most popular President ever, which I wouldn't dare to question because I love experiencing new things like the largest inflation we've had in 40 years and multiple negative quarters of negative GDP growth in a row. Things are great right now!

[Anonymous No.51705574]

>>51705465
YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51705577]

>>51705532
Tell the class why you think the chart was wrong, Timmy.
I'll give you a hint - do you know how to spot a crab?

[Anonymous No.51705578]

This has to be the bottom. There's no way we can go lower. What should I go all in on?

[Anonymous No.51705583]

>>51705578
anti-depressants

[Anonymous No.51705587]

>>51705554
Unironically Spice and Wolf. World End Economica though it's a LN

[Anonymous No.51705589]

>>51705532
>green day yesterday
>crab futures
chart was right again..

[Anonymous No.51705592]

WE TOLD YA'LL NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH SPY COMPUTER BUDDY

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51705594]

>>51705557
2008 and 2020 went below the 200MA

[Anonymous No.51705595]

Recession is in full swing because nobody's listening to Cramer anymore

[Anonymous No.51705597]

For me, I'm expecting a rally over the next week or two, then a pants-shitting crash

[Anonymous No.51705604]

>>51705589
>>crab futures
they were red 400 points, anime faggot

[Anonymous No.51705606]

>>51705578
What do you know about 'bean oil?

[Anonymous No.51705608]

YOU
WILL
OWN
NOTHIIIIIINNNGG

[Anonymous No.51705609]

>>51705597
agreed

[Jealous No.51705616]

>>51705592
>SPY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51705619]

>>51705549
How's that working out for ya chud?

[Anonymous No.51705620]

>>51705554
FX senshi kurumi chan

[Anonymous No.51705621]

any bull real estate etfs that aren't DRN?

[Anonymous No.51705622]

>>51705606
>Live cattle is actually Americans

[Anonymous No.51705623]

>>51705556
Gasoline prices are going up

[Anonymous No.51705625]

Just a friendly reminder google has not made a successful product in years. Imagine how much money you could save canning your employees building chat app #2467

[Anonymous No.51705629]

this market will be so fucking boring for the next 2 years at least

[Anonymous No.51705631]

kek I shorted 10 mins ago and its already shooting up again
I saved the market guys

[Anonymous No.51705630]

>>51705597
we're going to dump and gain and see volatility like this up to midterms I think, I doubt things will tank before the election, just a slightly downward crab overall until then

[Anonymous No.51705632]

>>51705597
i'm expecting a massive crash, followed by another massive crash

[Anonymous No.51705634]

>>51705405

[Anonymous No.51705636]

>>51705622
>Feeder cattle

[Anonymous No.51705639]

can't believe I got baited into closing shorts yesterday.
i'm not looking at the market for another 6 months

[Anonymous No.51705645]

can we just go -90% so I can buy

[Anonymous No.51705648]

>>51705631
>shooting up
?

[Anonymous No.51705654]

>>51705620
>fx
The worst possible meme market

[Anonymous No.51705655]

>>51705549
Why the hell not? If he is willing to hold for a little while, he is in good hands

[Anonymous No.51705656]

nasdq .50% from june low. snp .50% past june low..

market very gay to go drilling for new bottoms

[Anonymous No.51705657]

>>51705608
This is fucking based. This is what needs to be done but no one wanted to say it before. You have to rip the bandaid off

[Anonymous No.51705667]

>>51705608
Powell confirmed the holder of 1 billion worth of SPY puts

[Anonymous No.51705669]

>>51705595
>Recession
Hey Chud, didn't you get the memo? We aren't in a recession until the white house and wikipedia says so. Stop being a political extremist of the extreme right, we are stronger than ever

[Anonymous No.51705674]

>>51705630
>>51705632
Right I forgot about the midterms. I was going to wait for "the top" and then write deep ITM calls so I can buy some puts at various strikes on my biggest positions, then close them once the bottom falls out

[Anonymous No.51705677]

>>51705604
they were barely red until after midnight last night. even popped green from time to time during the evening

[Anonymous No.51705687]

Official Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3e90yExv38

[Anonymous No.51705695]

Why can't a fed faggot officially announce that we are in a recession so that we can get the crash over with? Fuck sakes, I just want to get the crash overwith

[Anonymous No.51705705]

>>51705695
Just grindcore for a few months and move to cash

[Anonymous No.51705706]

>>51705695
No you are getting the slow 10 year bleed until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.51705708]

Someone please stop me from buying soxl at this price

[Anonymous No.51705710]

I guess I’ll get to lower all of my averages for the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.51705711]

>>51705669
>>51705695
Excuse me, the term is "vibecession" tia

[Anonymous No.51705713]

FIGHTING! LETS GO BOBO YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51705717]

>>51705708
do it i want you to feel my pain

[Anonymous No.51705725]

>>51705687
S L E E P L E S S N I G H T S A N D A N X I E T Y A T T A C K S

[Anonymous No.51705727]

>>51705705
I am not selling and moving to cash now, I am too red. I just want to see an official state-sanctioned crash so that I can throw the rest of my money in

[Anonymous No.51705732]

>>51705695
I'm unironically thinking its to prevent algos from seeing recession headlines and drilling to the earths core

[Anonymous No.51705733]

>>51705669
This shitposting falls apart when you use vocabulary from New York champagne socialist faggots.

[Anonymous No.51705734]

>>51705674
Normally we would pump into midterms but the current admin is so incompetent, I think for the first time in history, the markets dump into midterms. There aren't enough trannies and estrogen filled faggots to save the Dems this November. Even niggers hate Democrats now.

[Anonymous No.51705735]

Be innovative /smg/

[Anonymous No.51705736]

>>51705713
Breeding stock for BGC

[Anonymous No.51705741]

well shit

[Anonymous No.51705743]

>>51705557
It's gonna pump a little so mumus jump in and get killed.

[Anonymous No.51705752]

>>51705735
im gonna innovate her asshole ifyaknowwhatimean

[Anonymous No.51705753]

>>51705510
The Sabaton of dnb

[Anonymous No.51705755]

>>51705734
there might be some real truth in this post.

[Anonymous No.51705757]

>>51705717
How much lower can it go?
This is too good of a price but to slurp right now but the market is taking a red shit and is probably going to continue for at least another week or so

[Anonymous No.51705758]

>>51705608
yeah until the actual government stop them because they look bad

[Anonymous No.51705765]

>>51705555
You might feel something

[Anonymous No.51705766]

>>51705752
>her

anon..................

[Anonymous No.51705776]

360
is
the
bottom

[Anonymous No.51705777]

I bought puts on netflix because of blacked dwarves
I made a lot of money

[Anonymous No.51705778]

>>51705620
>only two chapters translated
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.51705780]

>>51705757
>how much lower can it go?
The bleeding doesn't stop until SPY dumps to 310

[Anonymous No.51705781]

>>51705777
based

[Anonymous No.51705785]

and just like that, another attempted rally hammered.

why do you do it mumu?

why do you insisit on making this last as long as possible?

[Anonymous No.51705792]

>>51705550
I'm in the need of some serious fucking calm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A68Wah767qw

[Anonymous No.51705794]

Are you finding out, /smg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYEDD2l0YUw

[Anonymous No.51705797]

We are going to rip up into close again, DXY has broken downwards from it's afternoon bear flag pattern.

[Anonymous No.51705799]

>>51705785

[Anonymous No.51705801]

>>51705777
Millions are dumping Netflix because of their price increases plus a lot of the average people out their are just tired of woke shit. Even shorting Netflix now is a good play.

[Anonymous No.51705808]

soxl was able to go down 80%, very impressive!

[Anonymous No.51705820]

>>51705797
yields are also tanking. poomp incoming

[Anonymous No.51705825]

Remember the drill boyos.

Buy high, sell low!!

[Anonymous No.51705827]

>>51705777
Netflix is oversold, it's not going anywhere and they're becoming a gaming platform soon. If anything you should be buying calls

[Anonymous No.51705829]

>>51705757
>another week or so
anon, do you really think it's going to be over in a week? It will be over after news cameras are on wall street watching wagies march out their office buildings with personal property in-hand.

FYI this will be in mid November

[Anonymous No.51705832]

>>51705388
>BBBY retards seriously trusted a guy named Cohen

[Anonymous No.51705833]

>>51705741
Keep holding. I'm sure it will go back up... NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.51705834]

>>51705827
you mean gayming?

[Anonymous No.51705840]

>>51705532

Once again the chart is correct. Based. I'm making so much fucking money.

[Anonymous No.51705850]

>>51705832
kek now what happened

[Anonymous No.51705852]

Another day of masturbating instead of having sex with my gf. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.51705854]

>>51705741
are you even that worried tho? I mean MSFT, AAPL etc guaranteed to be fine if you hold them.

[Anonymous No.51705855]

>>51705833
I'm more upset that I'm out of $$$ to average down.

[Anonymous No.51705856]

>To short a stock, you'll need to have margin trading enabled on your account, allowing you to borrow money.

fuck that you are telling me I need to bring on debt in order to do this shit? fuck that

[Anonymous No.51705857]

just sitting tight for TQQQ to be $15

[Anonymous No.51705859]

>>51705741
>blackstone
You deserve every bit of that shit.

[Anonymous No.51705861]

this is so scary. my 401k is down like 20% this year. i dont think i can remember ever having a worse year.

[Anonymous No.51705862]

spy bottom after crash is 129.90.

screencap and repost when the time is here.

[Anonymous No.51705863]

>>51705856
Any kind of margin or leverage is a form of debt, anon.

[Anonymous No.51705869]

>>51705827
Kek no, this is a low IQ post.

[Anonymous No.51705880]

>>51705857
Hows 9$ sound

[Anonymous No.51705881]

>>51705852
How big is your gf's feet? If they're a size 9 or bigger then give her to me.

[Anonymous No.51705883]

>>51705855
Take out a loan.. or buy it on margin.

[Anonymous No.51705891]

>>51705832
Anyone that couldn’t tell he was a snake oil salesman right away was stupid.

[Anonymous No.51705897]

>>51705857
if it goes to 10 I'm in

[Anonymous No.51705899]

>>51705861
2 more years of Jim brandon can he destroy stocks by 50% or more?

[Anonymous No.51705901]

>>51705883
this is good advice

[Anonymous No.51705903]

i shouldn't have quit my job

[Anonymous No.51705904]

>>51705881
Don't you prefer smaller feet?

[Anonymous No.51705906]

>>51705880
I think $6 will make me happy

[Anonymous No.51705911]

I moved to all cash except for my iron ore position which is green today and just paid me a dividend :)

[Anonymous No.51705916]

>>51705856
you need margin trading enabled it doesn't mean you have to take margin debt to short my man.

[Anonymous No.51705918]

>>51705904
More surface area to work with

[Anonymous No.51705925]

>>51705827
netflix does not make money

[Anonymous No.51705926]

What should I get for lunch?

[Anonymous No.51705927]

>tfw I can't wait to spam schreenshots of futures tonight

Try to disprove the meme chart tomorrow. I will btfo you.

[Anonymous No.51705932]

at....at least I"m getting a promotion this year

[Anonymous No.51705935]

This is going to be a bad sour hour. We could breach 3600. Watch out bull bros

[Anonymous No.51705934]

>>51705881
im not sure of american measures, but they are tiny

[Anonymous No.51705937]

>>51705785
If it was the easy road everybody would take it.

[Anonymous No.51705943]

>>51705911
please be my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.51705947]

>>51705926
top ramen, before inflation causes it to go to 5 dollars a pack

[Anonymous No.51705952]

>>51705797
>rip up
>>51705820
>poomp incoming
HE BOUGHT?

[Anonymous No.51705953]

>>51705829
Is people still working at offices?
I thought executives were getting their blow jobs at home this days for the pondamic and shit

[Anonymous No.51705954]

>>51705926
beef

[Anonymous No.51705962]

Bulltard schizos were talking about a reversal

I don't see any reversal though

[Anonymous No.51705968]

>>51705926
Double cheesebrugers

[Anonymous No.51705969]

HAVE MERCY

[Anonymous No.51705971]

>>51705827
They've been sitting on "gaming" for 5 fucking years now and they still haven't executed.
The time was back when Minecraft Story Mode was bigger. Now it feels like they missed the bus.

[Anonymous No.51705972]

>>51705962

2 MORE QUARTERS PIVOTS IN CONTROL

[Anonymous No.51705974]

Mumu?

[Anonymous No.51705977]

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1575485554203967488

StarLink IPO fucking when?

[Anonymous No.51705982]

>green candles for two hours straight
>red candles for two hours straight
Totally organic market action just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.51705984]

Do I buy more SQQQ and average up?

[Anonymous No.51705985]

I MIGHT BE

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

[Anonymous No.51705986]

>>51705405
YINN has failed me

[Anonymous No.51705998]

>>51705986
YANG has saved me

[Anonymous No.51706005]

Bears gunna take gains in power hour.

[Anonymous No.51706012]

>>51705952
>HE BOUGHT
No

[Anonymous No.51706015]

>>51705998
>YANG
Shit, I knew I forgot to buy something yesterday
Too bad

[Anonymous No.51706017]

As an American, I enjoy having options. That's why I bring my own stainless steel tray to Golden Corral. That's why I open a tab for every /SMG/ thread that gets prematurely baked.

[Anonymous No.51706024]

>>51705953
Yes, one of the buildings we clean, the new CEO forced everyone back to the office and hung up a pride flag permanently on the flag pole out front, then dumped a bunch of woke shit on their employees from day one. Laughed my ass off. Glad I'm not a cubicle cuck.

[Anonymous No.51706027]

horsebros... we can still make it

[Anonymous No.51706031]

>>51706027
The only horse that matters is Bayhorse

[Anonymous No.51706035]

>>51705984
I've been considering it too
>t. 36.40 average

[Anonymous No.51706040]

HOLD THE LINE SPY BROS

[Anonymous No.51706045]

>Boe suprise intervention
>bought bonds to provide banks opportunity to raise capital
>banks sell their bonds, boe holds them
>once banks have enough capital, boe stops
>market rains blood to fresh lows

[Anonymous No.51706051]

>>51705977
Jesus fuck, don't tell me we're on the verge of world war 3 just so that fucking faggot can promote his gay link system?

Does this fucking was in Ukraine boils down to this?

[Anonymous No.51706052]

>BREAKING: Senate OKs short-term spending bill to avert government shutdown, provide billions in military, economic aid to Ukraine - AP

[Anonymous No.51706056]

Well, that's it. I'm back to lows I haven't seen since Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.51706057]

>repent

[Anonymous No.51706066]

[Anonymous No.51706069]

>>51706052
WHAT ABOUT AID TO ISRAEL?!

[Anonymous No.51706071]

>>51705977
Told you guys Musk was a glownigger supreme.

[Anonymous No.51706075]

>>51706052
AND ISRAEL
I SHAPPOSE
THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL

[Anonymous No.51706082]

>>51706017
Bro i was watching this video yesterday, Korean stone pots

[Anonymous No.51706084]

>>51705984
My average is 35 and I'm not adding anything else, but I can see QQQ dumping 20% if we crash so it could moon 60% more. Who knows, up to you

[Anonymous No.51706085]

[Anonymous No.51706087]

>>51706069
Thats where its going, just laundry it through Ukraine now.

[Anonymous No.51706089]

>>51706052
We really are in ww3 aren't we? We are just sending money and weapons to Ukraine so the hohols can fight and die instead of Americans right?

[Anonymous No.51706095]

power hour confirmed? looks like wall streets slurping the dip

[Anonymous No.51706106]

>>51706052
>BREAKING: Senate OKs short-term spending bill to avert government shutdown, provide billions in military, economic aid to Ukraine - AP
1.5 trillion to get us through three fucking months...

[Anonymous No.51706109]

>>51706082
ya i watched it yesterday too, funny enough. Jewtube algos must be grouping us Capitalist Nazis together.

[Anonymous No.51706111]

>>51706089
Yeah. Both world wars had this gay period of economic slap fighting beforehand. It's all fun and games until someone bombs one of your bases because you oil embargoed them.

[Anonymous No.51706112]

>>51706095
Buddy

[Anonymous No.51706115]

AND I KEPT RUNNING FOR A SOFT PLACE TO FALL
I WAS RUNNING FAR AWAY
WOULD I RUN OFF THE WORLD SOMEDAY?

[Anonymous No.51706114]

>>51706095
>the dip
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.51706118]

>>51706095
Bears taking their gains before "financial speculators" do their tricks.

[Anonymous No.51706126]

>>51706052
Sauce, just what we needed, more money for Ukraine thank you Jesus

[Anonymous No.51706129]

>>51705986
MAY THE CHINA GOD BLESS YANG ON YO MOTHERFUCKAA FAGGOT ASS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51706132]

>>51706106
BULLISH! TURN THOSE PRINTERS ON!

[Anonymous No.51706133]

>>51706075
CIA deserved to win the Game of Thrones.

[Anonymous No.51706141]

Tony Blevins resigned from apple for a "crude comment" he made in a tiktok video. What did he say???

[Anonymous No.51706144]

>>51706089
Yes and yes
>>51706106
We need to fund medicare. We need to give hospitals $300k to let Granny die.

[Anonymous No.51706153]

>>51706106
Yeah War Economy. Invest wisely you bitcccchhh

[Anonymous No.51706158]

TECHNICAL ISSUES

[Anonymous No.51706160]

Can you dig it? There's something in the air tonight
Got a one way ticket, baby don't you wanna ride?
Got to make it, make it to the other side
I've got demons snapping at my heels tonight

[Anonymous No.51706162]

>>51706141
N

[Anonymous No.51706163]

>>51706112
>>51706114
>>51706118
i took my gains right before power hour. I knew wall street would slurp the fk out of this dip

[Anonymous No.51706167]

>JUST IN - U.S. Senate passes bill to send $12.3 billion in new military and economic aid to Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.51706176]

>>51706109
Oh shit ..
Hope we share bunkers in the camp bro, imagine all the cool stories and YouTube videos we can talk about

[Anonymous No.51706180]

>>51706158
>bear with us

[Anonymous No.51706188]

>US pulls billions out of thin air to "send to Ukraine" (which Ukraine uses to immediately buy US-manufactured military hardware and pay off it's debts in US dollars)
>Bears don't think this is just the printer running under a different name
lol

[Anonymous No.51706191]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51706193]

Brandon should send 20T to Ukraine in cash like MY BOSS did for Iran.

[Anonymous No.51706195]

>>51706180
kek

[Anonymous No.51706201]

>>51706167
god fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.51706203]

>>51706141
he said to short oil

[Anonymous No.51706205]

That was the bottom, Q4 will be green

[Anonymous No.51706209]

>>51706167
I wonder were that money actually goes. We all know this just what they say as an excuse. They have to be using it for something. Before Ukrane it was other shit like aid to africa and look how much was supposedly spent there.

[Anonymous No.51706211]

>>51706167
BULLISH! BACK DOOR WAY TO TURN ON THE PRINTER!! AHAHAHAHHA

You bears thought the ":financial speculators" wouldn't do tricks?!?!?! hahahahha

[Anonymous No.51706216]

>>51706163
no meaningul slurping going on at aapl or tsla, fake slurp.

[Anonymous No.51706222]

>>51706191
That's why I invest only in companies that produce real stuff, i.e. commodities. Thanks to that strategy I'm down only 19% on the year, not 60% like META.

[Anonymous No.51706226]

>>51706188
Dam this nigga is back and he spewing nonsense bullshit bait AGAAAANNN..

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU There is a shortage of US DOLLARS giving it UKARAINE doesn't NOT MEAN it will be pass through the hands of US. Your macro is dogshit terrible, but I know you just want to see people lose money. HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51706241]

>>51706188
US GDP is 21 trillion, you have no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.51706245]

>>51706211
>financial speculators

[Anonymous No.51706251]

>>51706222
meta is down 60% because this time, his competition wouldn't sell out, because china.

[Anonymous No.51706252]

>>51706205
september is certainly going out with a bang

[Anonymous No.51706253]

After being short for most of the month now bought the dip

[Anonymous No.51706260]

>>51706245
i dont get it? that wasnt anti semetic...

[Anonymous No.51706263]

>>51706205
The bell tolls for thee

[Anonymous No.51706264]

>>51706253
Same

We're so fucked I can feel it

[Anonymous No.51706274]

POWER HOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51706281]

So my avg of soxl is 17
I thought anything under 20 was a gift...
Nvidia and AMD are suckers
but Intel at this level is a screaming deal

[Anonymous No.51706288]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.51706295]

>New spending announced for Ukraine
>Lockheed Martin plummets
Why does anybody even pretend to be able to make informed investment decisions? Nothing makes sense and just when you are certain about a market decision of yours, (((they))) will spontaneously make a decision that results in a drastic market swing of momentum

[Anonymous No.51706296]

>>51706205
can't go any lower. economic fundamentals are looking good. inflation will be down to 8% asap

[Anonymous No.51706297]

One ping Vasilij, just one please.

[Anonymous No.51706300]

>>51706281
Dont worry little birdie it will go down to a few dollars once we enter WW3 then you can be FREE. FREE FROM CONSTANTLY watching your portfolio go to zero.

[Anonymous No.51706301]

>>51706281
there are alot of deals, until next month when things are dumped another 15%

[Anonymous No.51706304]

>>51706260
You may not think so.

[Anonymous No.51706310]

>>51706209
The purpose of aid to Africa was primarily to bribe the politicians so that we could build mines, wells and factories there and then export the profit back home.
Niggers in Africa are definitely not the reasons for problems in America.

He'll the main reason the Apollo program happened was as a jobs program for southern states, to encourage southern voters to vote democrat in spite of civil rights.

[Anonymous No.51706312]

>>51706296
You really don't have any idea do you?

[Anonymous No.51706316]

>>51706295
That's because you have very basic understanding of how the world works. And thus you're not as informed as you think you are.

[Anonymous No.51706324]

I'm so glad all this dollar fuckery the past month has probably resulted in a 0.1% tick down in CPI.

[Anonymous No.51706333]

>>51706295
supply chain issues
analysts thinking that miltech budget wont rise this time

[Anonymous No.51706334]

>>51706296
>economic fundamentals are looking good.

[Anonymous No.51706338]

>>51705533
>3x leverage bullish ETFs
Hopefully it's the 10 year Treasury yield etf

[Anonymous No.51706341]

>>51706295
what exactly has lockheed produced the past 6 months for ukraine? people are sending surplus they aren't creating massive contracts like making f-69 fighter jets, tard

[Anonymous No.51706343]

SELL SELL SELL!!!!

[Anonymous No.51706347]

>>51706300
>once we enter WW3
fuckin China gonna start shit..
but at the same time I see them pussy out
Their military is a meme

[Anonymous No.51706348]

>>51706295
Is basically gambling and nothing else but with better odds, stonks only go up brah, get with the program

[Anonymous No.51706353]

>>51706153

[Anonymous No.51706355]

>I buy
>dump
>I sell
>pump
what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.51706358]

>>51706296
>economic fundamentals look good, so inflation will be down to EIGHT PER CENT soon
Is there a translation for your econ books or are they only available in Venezuela?

[Anonymous No.51706365]

>>51706316
Sure, everything is priced in by the time goyim have any chance of knowing about it - at which point, you can only time anything if you are one of the tribesmen with inside knowledge. Accordingly, you cannot be an informed goy investor.

[Anonymous No.51706369]

>>51706226
>>51706241
Nah fuck off, goddamn you bears are fucking idiotic. The US conjuring up an extra ten or so billion dollars every few weeks to send to Ukraine, a country our current president is confirmed to have done shady business with, doesn't strike you as extraordinarily convenient? A country the US has used for decades as its scapegoat for Cold War 2.0? Lmfao jesus fucking christ the state of you retards!

[Anonymous No.51706371]

>>51706296
Core inflation doesn't go down unless the labour market unwinds.
And layoffs will only happen if earnings guidance is a massive bust.

[Anonymous No.51706373]

>>51705669
>we are stronger than ever
>Jack

[Anonymous No.51706375]

HAHA buy the dip losers! US just did QE in disguise by priniting money and gving it to Urakine. we goin tooo see SPY go t its al tim hig becuse QE is back baby.

[Anonymous No.51706376]

>>51706355
Learn from the wise.

[Anonymous No.51706377]

>>51706358
the faster inflation goes down the faster we can start printing money again

WOOOOOOO!
>>51706371
But I need a job

[Anonymous No.51706379]

>>51705388

[Anonymous No.51706391]

>>51706355
That's the plan

[Anonymous No.51706393]

>>51706377
bad time to be looking for a job, anon

[Anonymous No.51706394]

>>51706297
>No, the worry is the Fed Chair. We meet the right sort, this would work. We get some... buckaroo...

[Anonymous No.51706395]

>>51706375
>US just did QE in disguise by priniting money and gving it to Urakine
Imagine not understanding that this is actually happening

[Anonymous No.51706397]

i sold my puts at 360 and now 361. seems like power hours wants me to load up for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51706402]

Should i long OIL right now ?

[Anonymous No.51706404]

>>51706355
I always short the stocks I buy

[Anonymous No.51706407]

>>51706355
yeah im going cash gang, this market is for one thing and thats bleeding retail

[Anonymous No.51706409]

>>51706365
You probably don't even know how much, if any, profit LMT will make on that deal. And how it affects LMT longterm, if it offsets the current problems LMT might be facing. You just read a headline, made most basic connection that could be made in your brain, and now you're blaming Jews because it didn't turn out the way you anticipated.

[Anonymous No.51706418]

>>51706407
i fucking swear to god it literally does nothing but fuck me over. I havent made a good trade in weeks. I cant do this.

[Anonymous No.51706419]

>>51705862
Why won't momentum just take it to 0 at that point? Why the sudden resistance at $130?

[Anonymous No.51706420]

>>51706395
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.51706427]

>>51705533
HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51706432]

>>51706419
Whatever hedge fund that was short everything closes and makes a bazillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.51706443]

>>51706288
Its gonna end up being a $1000 dollar check sent to a narrow criteria of college grads

[Anonymous No.51706448]

*slurps the dip* heh thanks dummies.

[Anonymous No.51706451]

>>51706448
he bought?

[Anonymous No.51706460]

>>51706443
Black latinx LGBTQIA+ transgender PoC of color
Who received pell grants

[Anonymous No.51706461]

THE END
>>51702095
>>51702095

>>51702095

[Anonymous No.51706462]

>>51706420
Yeah unsurprisingly you have nothing to say. Trolling or stupid, maybe both. Christ some of you idiots are too dense.

[Anonymous No.51706495]

>>51706288
>Biden says something heading into election season
>people are actually dumb enough to think it will happen

[Anonymous No.51706552]

>>51706432
In a world where SPY goes to $130 idk if there will be brokers left to pay out profits to the shorties

[Anonymous No.51706590]

>>51706460
I'll personally send a $1000 check for student loans to a big booty AOC Latinx milf college debtor. Don't say I didn't do my part

[Anonymous No.51706595]

>>51706418
Why don't you have a long term strategy? Short term trading is pretty much gambling unless you really know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.51706836]

>>51706205
Today is Bobo's last orgasm.