/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51704109]

What are good jobs for an autistic introvert? I'm never going back to retail hell but everything else requires experience and degrees I don't have. I just want to be alone and work 8 hours and go home. Do these jobs exist?

[Anonymous No.51704133]

basketball............we lost ANOTHER ONE!

[Anonymous No.51704135]

>>51704109
Learn to code, retard.

[Anonymous No.51704148]

>>51704109
sexooo

[Anonymous No.51704149]

>>51704109
I can't wait to have a daughter

[Anonymous No.51704178]

she looks like fun but you just know once you get to know her she won't be fun.

[Anonymous No.51704207]

>>51704109
>>51704135
coding can fit your requirement of "work 8 hours and go home". sometimes you may have to be on call or work later if it's salary and they need you to finish a project. sometimes you will need to communicate with other people about software requirements or nag another team to finish their shit you're waiting on.
but on good days you could work on your own assignments for 8 hours and call it a day. on bad days you can spend 8 hours trying to fix shit and get nowhere.

[Anonymous No.51704223]

>>51704109
>is there a money tree somewhere?
Sure, anon, let me tell you where
Not how the way works, fren
I gave you very helpful advice

[Anonymous No.51704250]

>>51704135
Where do I start. I have free time to learn.

[Anonymous No.51704282]

>>51704109
sex into a female

[Anonymous No.51704288]

Disregard all of the above, go find a warehouse job with a low amount of staff. Alternatively, work night shifts because people who work night shifts can't be bothered interacting with others.
Alternatively, learn how to fucking talk to people instead of labeling yourself as autistic or introverted, because neither of those are good enough excuses to be an avoidant little faggot.

[Anonymous No.51704317]

>>51704109
IT, tech in general. should be obvious by this point

>>51704250
google and virtual machines.

[Anonymous No.51704339]

>>51704109
>>51704133
she wants to attract basketball americans?

[Anonymous No.51704355]

>>51704109
SEX
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SEX SEGGS SEX

[Anonymous No.51704362]

>>51704109
Night shift warehouse/forklift work.
"Work" 90% by yourself, the jobs are setup for the retards so you can do 8 hours work in 3, then get paid to sit around.

[Anonymous No.51704416]

>>51704109
i want to get her pregnant and then leave her only to come back a year later and do it again

[Anonymous No.51704439]

I'm now monitoring this thread all i want is for holoclear to finally release around december or so so crypto staking can have a chance at being proftiable again you have no fucking clue how comfy i was with my pancakeswap pools last year fuck.

my last job was cam security at a mall and it was ok nobody bothered you though people hated you instinctively because your job is to report any anomaly going on employees included so nobody could steal anything anymore because of me. but i was left alone for 6 hours then i went home.

[Anonymous No.51704449]

>>51704149
f-for incest?
>this would indicate you were molested as a child

[Anonymous No.51704456]

>>51704439
Security is kino overall though you need to be either in good shape or not look like a total slob piece of shit which filters 95% of the NEET population.

[Anonymous No.51704464]

>>51704207
Coding takes so so much effort though.

[Anonymous No.51704632]

>>51704250
The fact you are asking this question is enough proof you don't have what it takes to learn coding.

[Anonymous No.51704699]

>>51704632
Ok I won't learn then.

[Anonymous No.51704914]

>>51704250
>>51704699
pajeet tutorials on youtube unironically
start with python

[Anonymous No.51705016]

>>51704135
its the same shit as any other job. You still have to deal with hr roasties, retarded shit that clients want, languages and frameworks that your bosses want, etc. Its only comfy if you find a niche and make your own software.

[Anonymous No.51705053]

>>51704109
Government jobs are good for autistic people. You're spergyness is protected by public employee unions

[Anonymous No.51705063]

>>51704109
Just buy coins with solid fundamentals below 10 mil mcap and hold. You'll never have to work again anon

[Anonymous No.51705135]

>>51704109
what a nice man going to spam it on genesis

[Anonymous No.51705139]

>>51704109

[Anonymous No.51705162]

>>51704109
yeah, its called a factory job.

[Anonymous No.51705184]

>>51705135
genesis?

[Anonymous No.51705234]

>>51705184
twitter clone for christfags
they even got a token

[Anonymous No.51705265]

>>51705234
Can I call the pope a tranny on their twatter clone? That's all I care about

[Anonymous No.51705279]

>>51704632
tired of people parroting this faggot (and incorrect) line

[Anonymous No.51705296]

>>51705234
is it strictly christian? I am a neopagan demi wiccan anglocyte and simply LOATH christians
jesus was samoan

[Anonymous No.51705357]

where she got the horse arse implants?
>disfuckinggusting

[Anonymous No.51705381]

filters and do they make good wifes ???

[Anonymous No.51705429]

>>51704109
Here are some options:
- Night-time security guard or janitor
- Professional cp and gore watcher (real job, social media moderator)
- Data Entry
>>51704362
Also this

[Anonymous No.51705480]

>>51704109
Best job is security guard. You do nothing all day, maybe walk the premises once every hour and very rarely have to deal with anybody.

Can have fun reading books and playing on computer also

[Anonymous No.51705642]

>>51704133
she's literally just doing a lola bunny cosplay, relax /pol/sperg

[Anonymous No.51705652]

>>51704109
Coffee barista

[Anonymous No.51705680]

>>51705642
>no bunny ears

[Anonymous No.51705815]

>>51705016
This anon gets it.
>>51704109
Get a warehouse gig or machine shop job, OP. They'll take anyone and the pay is decent. You can usually wear headphones all day and don't really have to communicate with others.
>inb4 learn to code
OP clearly doesn't have the motivation for this.
Trying to give realistic options.

[Anonymous No.51705819]

>>51704135
Obvious answer, then try and find freelance and/or remote jobs.

>>51705265
>>51705296
Kek the point is you can do and say whatever you want while sticking it to the faggot blue bird. Made an account yesterday to try, pic related.

[Anonymous No.51705870]

>>51705819
hmmm interedasting link me up mine negger

[Anonymous No.51705979]

>>51705870
pic related fren but wait for a good entry don't fomo. more utilities coming soon too am feeling this one. what else you're buying on eth?

[Anonymous No.51706050]

>>51705819
Why does this look like a bastardization of Twitter

[Anonymous No.51706077]

>>51705979
yeah I'll wait for a dippa looks good. Im pretty much only in daruma...still holdan my tsuka moon bag though

[Anonymous No.51706305]

>>51706050
Because one the utilities is a twitter clone anon, but one where you can say whatever you want with no fear of repercussions.Not sure how the token is going to be exactly integrated into it but they said that it'll be useful in many ways across the ecosystem, so am waiting.

>>51706077
Checked and hell yah, also gigabullish on Daruma.

[Anonymous No.51706362]

>>51706305
Nice, this is a /comfy/ thread, feels like old biz. Wtf is that pic tho is that an actual post? If so I'm thinking BASED

[Anonymous No.51706875]

>>51706362
indeed yeh, comfy. As bearmarket continues we'll get comfier and comfier. And yeah it is an actual post kek.

[Anonymous No.51707050]

>>51706875
fuck this one might actually last

[Anonymous No.51707270]

>>51704250
I got a direct, easy one for you.
-Install VSCODE
-Install the latest Python
-Look up Django tutorials, i.e.: "Hello World in Django"
-Buy a website domain
-Use some hosting service like DigitalOcean to host your self-made website
-Host the website on your purchased domain, DEBUG=False and other launch stuff (find a DigitalOcean tutorial)
-Congrats, you now have your own website that you and you alone coded. You only have to pay hosting fees. If you get into it, you can scale your website or start a new one with actual functionality, that people will end up using. Do this for a client with a customer base (think Mom and Pops shops, local bands, friends, friends of your parents, and congratulations, you are now a Full-Stack developer. 1-4 hours of this daily and 6-12 months from now you can start making 60k/year in a Junior position. Web developers are in demand. Search on onet-online.

[Anonymous No.51707341]

>>51704109
I used to work in a factory as a machine operator and almost never interacted with anybody. I also had lots of space and privacy to work in and my supervisor was a lazy motherfucker so he would never keep an eye on us or anything. Not a lot of mobility career wise tho.

[Anonymous No.51707352]

>>51704250
>>51707270
Btw, reason this takes up to a year is because you'll probably have to learn industry standard stuff like Ubuntu, terminal commands, virtual python environments, Javascript, React, and APIs along the way. Even if you don't find work immediately, you will also have the tools needed to start a business. Fuck working for someone else.

[Anonymous No.51709640]

>>51704109
Delivery driver of any sort. I did Doordash a while and it was the least stressful "work" I've ever done.

[Anonymous No.51709702]

>>51704109
Mailman

[Anonymous No.51711327]

>>51704109
>I just want to be alone and work 8 hours and go home
no boss will leave you alone and they will do everything they can to force you to do overtime
only accept work-from-home ONLY jobs
as for your first question, software developer
just be careful not to be groomed into a tranny