/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.51698081]

lum vs ran: sovless reboot edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51698093]

[Anonymous No.51698102]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51698118]

>aapl

[Anonymous No.51698121]

[Anonymous No.51698144]

>>51698121
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51698150]

>BOIL and UNG
POOOMP IT

[Anonymous No.51698174]

Mumus tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.51698176]

>>51698118
Is it fucking groundhog day?

[Anonymous No.51698198]

>>51698174
But I really don't like tonging anuses, Mr. kind bobo sir. Can I just get a refund on my stonks I fomo'd into at the top yesterday? That is all

[Anonymous No.51698199]

>>51698144
we're simply following every stupid ideology to the point at which it fails and then continuing to pursue it to the point it becomes absurd

[Anonymous No.51698210]

went to costco yesterday. the new goywatch ultra and both 14 pro / pro max are sold out. so what if the 14 sales cause them to lower their PLANNED production increase. might not be as big of a deal as I originally thought.

[Anonymous No.51698238]

Buddy we told you not to get involved with that


BUDDY CHECK APPLE PRE-MARKET

[Anonymous No.51698244]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fucking mouth
Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showing all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five ayo 24/7
Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cock sucking, pussy-eating pranksters
Is when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Anonymous No.51698245]

>>51698210
average IQ of /smg/ displayed here

[Anonymous No.51698264]

THE STOCK MARKET IS A RIGGED JEWISH SHITSHOW

[Anonymous No.51698269]

>>51698264
took you a while to figure that one out, huh?

[Anonymous No.51698270]

>>51698244
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Feeding the poor and helping out with their bills
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the U.S. making deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Riding around town in a drop-top Benz
Hitting switches in my black '64
Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangsta here is a smart one
Started living for the Lord and I'll last
Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy eating, cock sucking prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Anonymous No.51698277]

Drink coffee - live longer.. Good news for KDP,KO,and KHC.https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/29/health/coffee-live-longer-wellness/index.html

[Anonymous No.51698282]

Niggers deserve to be raped. Burn the market down clear the old rotten forest for new healthy growth.

[Anonymous No.51698285]

>>51698277

[Anonymous No.51698288]

>>51698277
Coffee tastes like shit though

[Anonymous No.51698302]

Damn it feelz good to be bobo

[Anonymous No.51698305]

>>51698270
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga knows the play
The real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches
Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake
Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
And play the role of Little Miss Sweet
But catch the bitch all alone get the digits, take her out
And end up hittin' the ass with the meat
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the game playas
And everythings quiet in the clique
A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit
Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much
All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast
Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit
Hit the pen and let a mothafucka shank ya
But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Anonymous No.51698306]

>>51698288

[Anonymous No.51698314]

>>51698093
wtf does this image mean

[Anonymous No.51698325]

>>51698238
Buddy I sold my puts yesterday morning and bought new puts in the evening. Bobos rise up!

[Anonymous No.51698329]

>>51698305
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin' voted into the White House
Everything lookin' good to the people of the world
But the Mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
Like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Anonymous No.51698336]

So will we pump, dump or krab today?

[Anonymous No.51698344]

>>51698336
yes

[Anonymous No.51698349]

>>51698336
no

[Anonymous No.51698351]

Dubs

[Anonymous No.51698358]

Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.51698371]

>>51698336
All of the above

[Anonymous No.51698376]

>>51698325
Godly timing

[Anonymous No.51698379]

SHOULD I LONG OIL ????

[Anonymous No.51698396]

>>51698379
Probably. Nat gas too. Not financial advice

[Anonymous No.51698399]

>>51698376
I got lucky but I'm happy to be lucky twice in a row.

[Anonymous No.51698402]

>>51698244
>And niggas always gotta high cap
Shouldn’t this be large cap?

[Anonymous No.51698422]

That wasn't the bottom yesterday was it bobochads? Recession isn't cancelled is it? Did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.51698430]

apple's doing that thing again

[Anonymous No.51698432]

Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by wall street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much /smg/ postin’ got me chasin' dreams

[Anonymous No.51698446]

>>51698430

[Anonymous No.51698455]

>>51698422
Yesterday was testing the new top.

[Anonymous No.51698460]

Bruh

[Anonymous No.51698461]

>Futures

BOBO IS INSIDE MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.51698466]

some insider rumors: Germany will announce in 40 min. during press conference that they will suspend the debt limit rules which was planned for 2023. if they announce that then DAX and other markets will pump like the UK news yesterday, be careful bobo you might get fucked (again) soon™

[Anonymous No.51698469]

>>51698432
>On nick nick nick nick nick nick nick nick
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QcNE2ue2V_g

[Anonymous No.51698471]

>>51698432
And just like that, another famous rapper dies suddenly. If the drive bys don't get em, the vax will

[Anonymous No.51698479]

>>51698460
Somewhere in Germany a mediocre artist is starting to become political.

[Anonymous No.51698486]

>>51698446
>this is what hopes and dreams look like

chip shortage, inflation and people dont have the free stimmy to buy new goy gear like last time

[Anonymous No.51698489]

>>51698479
how do we profit from this ?

[Anonymous No.51698492]

>>51698486
I'm hoping that it breaks the pattern to the downside, so that my SQQQ moons

[Anonymous No.51698495]

>>51698489
Metals.

[Anonymous No.51698500]

>>51698479
You call this “mediocre”?

[Anonymous No.51698502]

>>51698492
me too ive got mega calls on SPXS

[Anonymous No.51698506]

Death to Anime and bears

[Anonymous No.51698511]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.51698512]

ALL BOBOS are subject to sudden rule changes that completely reverse the game, careful. This is a jewish casino and right when you think you are winning they will circumcise you.

[Anonymous No.51698519]

>>51698500
It‘s traced nigga

[Anonymous No.51698524]

>>51698500
He created that with AI

[Anonymous No.51698529]

>>51698512
MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.51698542]

Oilchads sitting comfy

[Anonymous No.51698551]

Should I sell my nat gas calls right at 10:29 am when IV peaks?

[Anonymous No.51698552]

>>51698455
This

[Anonymous No.51698555]

>>51698542
How do I become an oilchad

[Anonymous No.51698563]

shout out to that fucking moron yesterday who told me i was stupid for "shorting the bottom" when i posted my short positions

i post free alpha here almost every fucking day and what do you idiots do? you fucking mock me

[Anonymous No.51698577]

>>51698555
Buy oil stocks

[Anonymous No.51698588]

>>51698563
whats ur patreon fäm

[Anonymous No.51698593]

Alright so serious question here /biz/
I went outside 30 minutes ago (6 am) and there was a drone above my house. I could barely hear it and I only recognized it because I have a drone myself. then I looked up and saw the 2 lights. I stared at it for a while and after like 5 minutes it finally flew off. I live in a suburb. not a larp. what should I do? is it the joos? are they tracking my trades?

[Anonymous No.51698602]

>>51698593
FLIR monocular for easier target detection, EMP ray gun and faraday cage helmet

[Anonymous No.51698604]

>>51698593
Gangstalkers. See /x/

[Anonymous No.51698606]

>>51698593
Shoot it with a shotgun like a real 'merican

[Anonymous No.51698614]

>>51698606
>shotgun
>>51698593
make sure you use birdshot

[Anonymous No.51698616]

>>51698593
The proper drone response

[Anonymous No.51698619]

This market is too spooky. I'm all in cash for now. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.51698621]

I'm a bobo, but today will be my test of the meme grid going around. I will buy calls because the grid is saying today will be green. I'll keep it small, but wish me luck scalping a bull trap 3x9 meme grid

[Anonymous No.51698633]

Why does every single European index follow this pattern?

[Anonymous No.51698634]

>>51698563
>IBB top 10 holdings all dropped +80%
>in bear market since 2021
>short
you serious? can't make this stuff up

[Anonymous No.51698638]

>>51698614
unfortunately its a suburb so >>51698616 is probably as anti aircraft as I can get
normally I wouldnt think its weird but it was ALREADY outside above my house (between mine and my neighbors but more on my side) before I went outside. fucking weird. 6 am too, dark. who would be flying a drone at that time???

[Anonymous No.51698640]

>>51698542
Always have been

[Anonymous No.51698645]

Why does every single European index follow this pattern??

[Anonymous No.51698647]

I think i will cuz the market is red rn

[Anonymous No.51698650]

>>51698593
Are in Ukraine by any chance? If so you might want to cover.

[Anonymous No.51698662]

>>51698466
Jokes on you, I like being fucked

[Anonymous No.51698665]

Go back to sleep anon, you don’t want to see this

[Anonymous No.51698675]

>>51698638
thieves casing your place

[Anonymous No.51698676]

>tfw even niggers outperform women
pic related ratio chart of the NACP "racial equity" ETF and the SHE "women led" ETF
OH NO NO NO NO stock ladies

[Anonymous No.51698681]

>>51698634
this line of thinking is why you dont make money. it doesnt matter if a stock is down -80%, it can still drop another -50% from there dumbass and it would be down -90% overall

[Anonymous No.51698682]

>>51698675
I was thinking the same thing. I'm about to tie my pistol to my drone and do some ace combat.

[Anonymous No.51698708]

>>51698619
same here. im waiting for some more sensible stability. dont mind if i miss a crash

[Anonymous No.51698709]

>>51698593
It’s a sign to buy UAVS. The universe is talking to you right now.

[Anonymous No.51698725]

>>51698638
you could try a high powered air rifle which shouldnt be loud like a real gun. just use a lead pellet so you dont break the sound barrier and get the crack sound

[Anonymous No.51698726]

Despite almost every stock having reached their local bottom recently, almost none of them show a volume spike near it indicating large stock absorption by big players. This is a dead cat bounce, right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51698729]

I'm watching fox and friends and Carmella Harris said we're allied with North Korea. I don't think I want to live here anymore.

[Anonymous No.51698740]

>>51698729
who is this "we" you speak of

[Anonymous No.51698741]

>>51698729
baggie tell your rabbi that I am no harm to the jewish community and to stop the drone reconnaissance

[Anonymous No.51698746]

Damn it feels good to be a Bobo

[Anonymous No.51698750]

So Micron report earnings today right? how bearish will it be for the semiconductors?

[Anonymous No.51698757]

>>51698729
You have more ties to best Korea than any of us.

[Anonymous No.51698768]

>>51698741
Maybe it's just some bored kids waiting for the bus. If it's anything else that is quite scary

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51698770]

>>51698740
The vice president spoke on behalf of the United States of America, so this we is me and everyone who claims citizenship here. I would rather die than be a north korean ally

[Anonymous No.51698771]

>>51698750
priced in

[Anonymous No.51698773]

>>51698750
im so used to semi have bad news now, i just automatically assume its going to dump no matter what is said

[Anonymous No.51698786]

>>51698726
Seems like it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51698790]

>>51698757
Shut the fuck up. I hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.51698812]

>>51698770
>than be a north korean ally
>Only one race, the human race
But they are goyball fans over there.

[Anonymous No.51698844]

I got a notice about the SOS lawsuit in the mail. I'm eligible for 0.04 a share even though I bought at 7 and sold at 15. Imagine being one of those redditors who bought at 14 and held it all the way down to 0.09 through the reverse split thinking it's a real company lmao.

[Anonymous No.51698845]

>>51698770
Best Korea kicks ass, in the early days of the ukraine debacle there was a nork poster and everything he said was wholesome as fuck. I know it was probably a government shill or something, but if our government shills were half as polite as that guy was I wouldn't hate our government so much.

[Anonymous No.51698851]

>>51698790
What calls are you buying for Yom Kippur and when you gonna buy them?

[Anonymous No.51698859]

>>51698593
Boomers have realized how easy drones are to fly, I've noticed a big uptick in boomers with drones in the past 6 months. Wouldn't surprise me if it was just a boomer trying to find a girl to spy on

[Anonymous No.51698868]

I just reported it to the police and I will have my pistol next to me more than I normally do for the next few weeks.
>>51698859
6 am tho? it was pitch black outside.

[Anonymous No.51698888]

>>51698422
What do you think happens after 6 red days in a row? A green day is unironically due after enough red days.

[Anonymous No.51698896]

>>51698868
They have your thoughts bro and can lag/crash your trading software whenever it suits them, the drone is gonna do what it do son

[Anonymous No.51698897]

Give it to me straight anons

Just how fucked are we all gonna be today and what's the rest of this year going to be like? Recession/depression happening for real? Stocks down -50% or more?

[Anonymous No.51698913]

>>51698896
im in texas and theres been mexicans casing and robbing places all over the state so honestly I think it could be some shit like that. might have to make some refried beaners.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51698921]

>>51698812
I hope your daughter marries niggers and makes niglets then those niglets make more niglets. Then this one nigger kills his grandmother for being white.

[Anonymous No.51698938]

>>51698913
>refried beaners.
Based and top kek pilled, keep that pistol handy. Hopefully you have the quickest draw in all the west like picrel

[Anonymous No.51698947]

hope you reloaded your puts

[Anonymous No.51698951]

>>51698921
Hope we bbq you and gookfu in the town square one day jew

[Anonymous No.51698955]

>>51698921

[Anonymous No.51698960]

China says fuck your puts.

[Anonymous No.51699005]

What the FUCK is wrong with Canadians?

[Anonymous No.51699021]

>>51699005
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.51699029]

>>51698897
2002 and 2009 have a similar bottom.

[Anonymous No.51699030]

>>51698960
BOBO WILL STAND FIRM

[Anonymous No.51699036]

>>51698868
>trying to film the sunrise
>power company inspecting lines
>surveyor for city or some developer doing mapping/running lidar scans
>boomer testing his thermal drone so he can use it on his wife later

you should get your own drone and follow it lmao

[Anonymous No.51699038]

German CPI 9,3%
Not as bad as expexted

[Anonymous No.51699045]

>>51699005
that's literally the plot to fallout. china takes over canada, and gets close enough to america to try to take over alaska, and that's when the nukes drop

[Anonymous No.51699052]

>>51699038
it's in double digits for EU

[Anonymous No.51699062]

I just woke up, what the fuck happened, why did we dump again?

[Anonymous No.51699071]

>>51699062
Because we‘re in the biggest financial crisis in human history you dumb ape

[Anonymous No.51699086]

>>51699071
most of it is priced in, combined with the rampant inflation and the already historically large drawdown and the growing human capital market we should have bottomed. All according to keikaku

[Anonymous No.51699088]

>>51699071
Everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.51699111]

WEE TOLD YOUU PEEPOLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAAAT

[Anonymous No.51699120]

*GERMANY PRELIM SEPT. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 10.0% Y/Y; EST. +9.5%
*GERMANY PRELIM SEPT. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 1.9% M/M; EST. +1.5%

[Anonymous No.51699123]

>>51699111
What? I only see 200, why isn't it updating?...

[Anonymous No.51699126]

>>51698593
How did you know it was a drone and not a remote controlled aircraft?

[Anonymous No.51699135]

>>51698593
>done above my house
A .410 with birdshot solves little problems like these. GL with the fedbois anon. Maybe stop cruising /pol for a bit.

[Anonymous No.51699138]

>>51699038
>German CPI 9,3%
>Not as bad as expexted
it was worse than expected you fucking idiot

>>51699062
pic rel

[Anonymous No.51699148]

FED'S MESTER: WE'RE STILL NOT EVEN IN RESTRICTIVE TERRITORY ON THE FUNDS RATE

[Anonymous No.51699151]

Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.51699159]

>>51699151
So bearish it’s bullish. Check en

[Anonymous No.51699161]

https://www.bea.gov/news/schedule

7 mins to this also be careful frens

[Anonymous No.51699164]

>>51699120
>10.0% Y/Y
>Only 10%, not great, not terrible
>Dyatberg kanker the detector only goes up to 10%

[Anonymous No.51699173]

>>51699151
Lemme guess, doctors are completely BAFFLED as to the cause of his sudden massive heart attack?

[Anonymous No.51699176]

>>51699164
There is absolutely no way any country other than MAYBE US or China make it out of this alive

[Anonymous No.51699178]

WHY OIL IS TRYING TO GO UP DESPITE THE MARKET BEING DOWN

[Anonymous No.51699194]

>>51699161
market's going to pump over this i can already tell

[Anonymous No.51699195]

>>51699164
>Another faulty meter, don’t worry about it comrade

[Anonymous No.51699198]

WHERE IS MY PREMARKET NEED TO KNOW

[Anonymous No.51699201]

>>51699178
because printing dollars is easier than printing oil

[Anonymous No.51699203]

>>51699062
dxy up -> central banks need to offload treasuries to get cash to shore up their own currency-> yield gaps up -> stocks go down.

[Anonymous No.51699209]

>>51698729
>you mean to tell me another yid is out of America?
I'll have a coke then.

[Anonymous No.51699223]

>10% inflation
This isn't even their final form
>*GERMAN GAS-PRICE CAP WILL NEED AT LEAST EU150B IN FUNDING
>*GERMAN COALITION TO USE PANDEMIC FUND TO FINANCE GAS-PRICE CAP

[Anonymous No.51699234]

>>51699164

[Anonymous No.51699236]

HERE COME GDP

[Anonymous No.51699249]

>My reaction

[Anonymous No.51699253]

Q2 2022 (3rd)
-0.6 percent
Q1 2022 (3rd)
-1.6 percent
nothing unexpected

[Anonymous No.51699263]

>>51699253
Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.51699266]

>initial jobless claims 193 (down from 209, exp. 215)
BEARISH AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.51699267]

i bought at the top

[Anonymous No.51699268]

>>51699253
Who cares, jobless claims came in better than expected.

[Anonymous No.51699278]

>>51698479
Im worse then mediocre but will follow my fate

[Anonymous No.51699279]

>>51699266
>>51699268
Jerome is so pissed

[Anonymous No.51699280]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51699281]

>>51699268
>better
if you mean it's going to take longer for unemployment to go up, meaning we're getting ratesmaxxing for longer as a good thing, then yeah lol

[Anonymous No.51699286]

>>51699253
ehh it's not nothing
>Core PCE prices final +5.6% vs +4.4% expected
>PCE prices +7.5% vs +7.1% prior
>These inflation numbers were revised surprisingly higher, particularly on the core side.
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-q2-2022-gdp-final-reading-06-vs-06-expected-20220929/
gives indication that inflation is getting worse, especially because PCE is Feds preferred metric
more PCE data tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51699290]

>>51699267
how long are you holding for? any eta on market healing?

[Anonymous No.51699291]

When will we stop perfectly inversing the DXY, it is so tiring

[Anonymous No.51699300]

>>51699005
Canada is literally a fascist country wearing a woke mask lmao

[Anonymous No.51699305]

>>51699268
Jobless claims go down=Jerome not getting the “pain” he wanted=continued rate hikes and no pivot=global meltdown

[Anonymous No.51699308]

>>51699286
That means that monthly core isn't accelerating as fast as previously believed, sounds bullish to me!

[Anonymous No.51699309]

>>51699268
Better than expect means worse than expected because JPow wants to increase the number of jobless to bring inflation down

[Anonymous No.51699313]

>>51699305
obviously, hence the hawkish picture

[Anonymous No.51699315]

>*SUZUKI: FX SHOULD BE DECIDED BY MARKET
bahahahahahahahaha fucking shameless

[Anonymous No.51699318]

>>51699308
wat?
they expected core to be +4.4% and it was actually +5.6% - it's accelerating faster than thought

[Anonymous No.51699319]

get them circuit breakers ready

[Anonymous No.51699324]

>FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT PUMP PIVOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS

[Anonymous No.51699326]

FUCKING GO DOWN OIL , STOP RESISTING

[Anonymous No.51699327]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51699329]

>>51699267
We told you people not to get involved with that.

[Anonymous No.51699344]

The futas are piledriving.

[Anonymous No.51699351]

>>51699290
idk im probably just going to cut my losses fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.51699361]

>>51699326
Did you not see our most recent draw? These prices are too cheap.

[Anonymous No.51699365]

>>51698729
>fox and friends
I didn't realize you were unironically 40 years old. Everything about you makes sense now

[Anonymous No.51699367]

>>51698897
Not experienced enough to know what price the bottom will be at but recession is definitely for real and is currently happening

[Anonymous No.51699368]

>>51699351
I would do it today, literally 0 reason for any green weeks for the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.51699378]

my apple shorts are looking a bit tasty again

[Anonymous No.51699382]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STEVE JOBS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51699384]

>>51699368
money printer anon, it's back on the table

[Anonymous No.51699404]

>>51699384
money printer is 100% back on the table lol.

[Anonymous No.51699405]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51699408]

>>51699164
Weimar Republic vibes

[Anonymous No.51699413]

>premarket going even lower

[Anonymous No.51699412]

>>51699368
yes and it will probably be years before its anywhere near where i bought

[Anonymous No.51699419]

>>51699384
>TODAY IS GONNA BE FUCKIN WILD

[Anonymous No.51699421]

>>51699384
>lehman moments are bullish
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.51699426]

>>51699365
so you thought a zoomer was trying to bring an aging Cambodian peasant woman over to be his wife?

nah man, that's only the sort of thing 45 year old white men who own a jamba juice do.

[Anonymous No.51699436]

sorry guys i will stop dumping in a second I just need to get rid of some stocks

[Anonymous No.51699443]

>>51699384
Priced in already.

[Anonymous No.51699458]

Im capituuuuuulaaaatiiing aaaah

[Anonymous No.51699464]

>Futes
Wtf

[Anonymous No.51699465]

[Anonymous No.51699467]

>>51699436
Thanks fren, can you wait til a couple mins after open so I can buy some calls first?

[Anonymous No.51699469]

kek, baggies.

[Anonymous No.51699475]

>>51699426
Tbh I really don't pay attention to namefag losers and their pathetic attention seeking but yeah it adds up

[Anonymous No.51699480]

it's over. 8 out of 8

[Anonymous No.51699481]

>>51699319
>>51699378
>>51699465
>>51699469
>>51699234
>>51699203
>>51699021
>>51698746
>>51698665
>>51698552
>>51698529
>>51698551

[Anonymous No.51699484]

>>51698081
>Educational sites
>https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata
kek how long has that been there

[Anonymous No.51699486]

>>51699421
>the absolute state
welcome to pissearth economics, the stock market is the biggest welfare operation in human history, our entire financial system has failed, banks are insolvent, and we can still be bullish

[Anonymous No.51699490]

Fuck this gay shit I am buying indian stock now because the poos will take over the niggers in America anytime

[Anonymous No.51699491]

>my dxy doing a sumpin sumpin
>my yield curves a pumpin
>my S&P a dumpin
>my net worth a'jumpin

[Anonymous No.51699493]

>Biogen Alzheimer's drug may be 'first effort of a clear win':

saw a post normie social media on this. anyone in it?

[Anonymous No.51699499]

>>51699465
This man's never shot a rifle in his life

[Anonymous No.51699501]

SPY will turn green on open, pop to at least 370 to fill that gap, may even pump all the way to 376 then fuck around and crab or drift lower for the day. Rebound into a bigger dip next week.

[Anonymous No.51699503]

>>51699480
up or down?

[Anonymous No.51699507]

>>51699493
it went up 40% yesterday on the news prolly

[Anonymous No.51699508]

>>51699490
That might be the most sound investment advice I have ever heard on this board.

[Anonymous No.51699511]

>>51698460
They've also capped their energy costs at €200 billion. How will they do it? Who the fuck knows!

>JUST IN - German government announces a price cap for household and business natural gas prices at a total cost of up to €200 billion.

>German finance minister: "We're in an energy war with Russia!"

[Anonymous No.51699516]

>>51699501
>SPY will turn green on open, pop to at least 370 to fill that gap, may even pump all the way to 376 then fuck around and crab or drift lower for the day. Rebound into a bigger dip next week.

[Anonymous No.51699521]

>>51699503
10YR going UP = stocks go DOWN. it doesnt get any more bullish than 8/8, that is the maximum rating

[Anonymous No.51699525]

>>51699300
All wokeness is a mask for fascism.

[Anonymous No.51699526]

>>51699088

[Anonymous No.51699530]

>>51699268
Quick! Everybody and your mother get fired to help create new jobless claims!

[Anonymous No.51699534]

>>51699511
price cap never works. ripperinos

[Anonymous No.51699540]

>>51699501
At this point, will can have nukes in the air. Stock mwjet will still go sideways. And reddit will yell priced in

[Anonymous No.51699544]

>>51699516
I'm literally holding only spxu right now. Just looking at the chart.

[Anonymous No.51699546]

>>51699223
>pandemic fund assistance
>for energy gibs
The great reset is real, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.51699559]

>Moral decay society wide
>Political divides becoming uncrossable
>Shrinking middle class
>Inflation doesn't want to stop any time soon, the euros are actively throwing gas on the fire
>Agitations of war escalation
>Stock market is heading deep into the shitter
>In a recession (if you believe your lying eyes)
Bros I don't want to repeat the 20th century, it wasn't a good time

[Anonymous No.51699568]

>>51699421
Global collapse is priced in

[Anonymous No.51699569]

>>51699559
by the time this is over people will be begging for the good ole days of the 20th century

[Anonymous No.51699571]

>>51699559
hey at least we are controlling our inflation and can feel good about helping the less fortunate in other countries right :)

moral superiority feelings above all

[Anonymous No.51699575]

>>51699559
It’s happening

[Anonymous No.51699582]

>>51699559
Too bad the rollercoaster is already in motion and you're locked in; welcome to the thrill of fear, you'll never feel more alive.

[Anonymous No.51699583]

>>51698081
>Germany implementing price control for gas
They are going to freeze to death arent they?

[Anonymous No.51699585]

>>51699559
Something something tough times create strong men

[Anonymous No.51699587]

>>51699559
I won't survive.

Should I sell my bussy?

[Anonymous No.51699588]

>>51699559
history is a circle. humans never truly learn from it

[Anonymous No.51699590]

>>51699268
The Fed doesn't like wage growth wagie

[Anonymous No.51699592]

>>51699583
Unironically German society will collapse.
Kinda funny teebeehache.

[Anonymous No.51699597]

>>51699559
Fascists winning in Italy was canary in the mine moment.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51699598]

>>51698845
i remember kim. he was like truly respectable gentleman. he got pissed and left when people started posting dead bodies.

[Anonymous No.51699599]

>>51699540
This. This fucking Nordstream attack is a big fucking deal. 10 years from now it will be seen as a major catalyst that helped to start ww3, and thus shit is absolutely not priced in.

[Anonymous No.51699600]

>>51699546
you haven't figured out that they know the economy isn't fixable and hasn't been since 2008 when banks were insolvent and the only way to keep stuff running was 0% interest and direct cash injections?

[Anonymous No.51699608]

SOXL holders you poop yourselves.

[Anonymous No.51699611]

>>51699583
the next 6 months are going to be a very interesting

[Anonymous No.51699614]

>>51699508
this is Jerome's wet dream. he's paying chinks in every wet market to eat all the bats to get covid back.

[Anonymous No.51699615]

Any 2-3x's out there? I have a net worth of around 165k. I'm probably gonna drop 100k into it. I can't get hired, anons. I can't find work. All I know is gambling.

[Anonymous No.51699630]

>This. This fucking Nordstream attack is a big fucking deal. 10 years from now it will be seen as a major catalyst that helped to start ww3, and thus shit is absolutely not priced in.

[Anonymous No.51699632]

>>51699559
>20th century
>not a good time

[Anonymous No.51699637]

Bros I sold my puts at the top of the pop-up yesterday...

[Anonymous No.51699639]

>>51699615
I'm so desperate that i may go talk to an army recruiter bros. It's over. I never wanted to join but even walmart wont hire me.

[Anonymous No.51699641]

>>51699615
buy btc

[Anonymous No.51699643]

>>51699585
Hard times create rich Bobos

[Anonymous No.51699647]

>futes green
>never bet against america /smg/ when will you learn
>futes red
>historians will look back on today as the beginning of both ww3 and the final depression
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.51699648]

>>51699632
Only if you lived in Burgerland.

[Anonymous No.51699665]

>>51699583
Ah yes the famously cold winters of Germany with average temperatures of 18 degrees Celsius and two days of snow a year are going to freeze everyone to death

[Anonymous No.51699672]

>>51699643

[Anonymous No.51699673]

My broker laughed at me when I asked her to buy a warehouse full of VIX and oats. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, AMY?!

[Anonymous No.51699676]

>>51699665
9 C in Munich right now.

[Anonymous No.51699677]

>>51699600
That ending didn't age well.

[Anonymous No.51699685]

>>51699673
>My broker laughed at me
Your mom is not your broker anon.

[Anonymous No.51699684]

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>51699680
>>51699680
>>51699680

[Anonymous No.51699689]

>>51698500
Wow, do you think he would embrace AI as a political ally and tool, or fight against it as an enemy to the integrity of his passions? Once I sell these AAPL puts I bought at 357 yesterday I might fly to Argentina and ask him

[Anonymous No.51699690]

>>51699685
My mom did too but that's beside the point.

[Anonymous No.51699691]

>>51699673
what do VIX oats taste like?

[Anonymous No.51699698]

>>51699647
/smg/ is like Mr. Market incarnate.

[Anonymous No.51699701]

>>51699665
Screencaped, I'll see you in early January, Hans.

[Anonymous No.51699702]

>>51699684
lol 30 posts early wtf

[Anonymous No.51699703]

>>51699632
>more deaths from war than ever before
>most deadly war in human history
>nukes used on civilians
>deadly medical experiments on humans
>the closing of the frontier

>t. Historylet

[Anonymous No.51699706]

reminder that you should sage early thread bakes

[Anonymous No.51699708]

>>51699684
>post 260

[Anonymous No.51699711]

>>51699691
I dunno, I'm too scared to open the VIX boxes because they're plastered in warning labels.

[Anonymous No.51699735]

>>51699703
>>51699648
are you guys zoomers or europeans? 20 century was a fucking party in the US. sorry you missed out.

[Anonymous No.51699736]

Why the FUCK is Palantir green?

[Anonymous No.51699743]

>>51698676
Tell me these aren't real

[Anonymous No.51699770]

>>51699735

and youj think this will repeat?

[Anonymous No.51699775]

SERS

What's habbening?

[Anonymous No.51699778]

>>51699736
I told you faggots to load up on calls. It was relatively stable while everything was crashing and if you look at the news around this time about it you'll see why

[Anonymous No.51699784]

>>51699775
its a DXY market baby

[Anonymous No.51699788]

is the only catalyst for a bullrun the war in Ukraine getting resolved? does a catalyst for growth even exist right now?

[Anonymous No.51699789]

>>51699743
Quite real. See ESG is the new gold anon. You get to sell an inferior version of the same old thing but with, get this, higher fees! And the goyim just eat it up. Some days I simply sit back in quiet awed contemplation of the sheer genius of it all

[Anonymous No.51699794]

>>51699684
EWWW

[Anonymous No.51699802]

>>51699788
More money printing = more growth, simple as.

[Anonymous No.51699838]

this was yesterday's volume. less than HALF of the average volume

[Anonymous No.51699839]

>>51699788
War is an inflationary event but I dunno how to long inflation or make sure that I live through it

[Anonymous No.51699848]

>>51699838
its because it was a green day and almost everyone was a scared bobo doing nothing

[Anonymous No.51699875]

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

[Anonymous No.51699906]

So let me get this straight, the stock market is crashing because Apple sent out a message calling people niggers?

[Anonymous No.51699913]

>>51699906
no its because they cut production. calling people niggers is actually bullish

[Anonymous No.51699923]

>>51699906
You miss yesterday man? Everything was green except for Apple

[Anonymous No.51699938]

>>51699913
You need your own market show on CNN

[Anonymous No.51699985]

>>51698729
>We have always been at peace with East Asia.

[Anonymous No.51700045]

>>51699521
Newfag here. Would this also apply to ViX? As it increases bullish sectors decrease?

[Anonymous No.51700066]

>>51699938
>You need your own market show on CNN
i would be better than cramer

>>51700045
VIX go up = SP500 go down generally speaking

[Anonymous No.51700241]

DXY down and Market down. How is this possible?

[Anonymous No.51700284]

ALARM ALARM ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51700454]

>>51700241
The Bank of England is printing=dollar goes down in value

Economic shit storm is now apparent even to the most retarded monetary theorists like Paul Krugman=market go down

I’m thinking gold and guns might be the only play at this point, that and riding this market down into the ground with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.51700510]

>>51700454
I agree- I sold early though. Im afraid of some kind of mass market freeze of assets could happen

[Anonymous No.51701643]

>>51700241
All correlations go to 1 in a black swan