/SMG/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51653961]

Welcome to Costco i love you edition

Brokers
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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous

[Anonymous No.51653993]

Listen up bullcucks we're dumping tomorrow and there's nothing you can do about it. Your magical double bottom TA doesn't change the facts.

[Anonymous No.51654005]

>I didn't buy COST
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.51654007]

What are the arguments for a giant pump and dump vs an actual fast bull charge? I'm leaning towards pump and dump but all this chink jap noise confuses me

[Anonymous No.51654043]

I'm black and not comfortable with the usage of the N word in the last thread.

[Anonymous No.51654050]

>>51654007
Neither. Futures will be back to near flat by 6AM EST

[Anonymous No.51654061]

see >>51654036

[Anonymous No.51654062]

This severe amount of BULLRUN IS BACK and the lack of despair tells me we really aren't at the bottom yet

[Anonymous No.51654063]

>japs sold the top of dxy and bought the dip on bonds
>chinks disabled the sell button, set a floor and are forcing banks to buy

Melt up for shitma... plot twist the financial crisis for shitma was "retail bears lose most money on puts in one week ever"

[Anonymous No.51654067]

>>51654043
Good, that's the point.

[Anonymous No.51654070]

>>51654043
Sorry N word friend, won't happen again

[Anonymous No.51654082]

>he fell for the great reset meme

amd nvda calls at open get fucked bobo THE FUTURE IS NOW

[Anonymous No.51654108]

/leanhogs/ bros... Only endless despair...

[Anonymous No.51654113]

>>51654007
Everything should have been crashing months ago. Only reason it doesn't is because everything is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.51654119]

>stock market is now the economy
Fucking finally.
FA fags FUCK OFF. This market belongs to TAchads

[Anonymous No.51654138]

>>51654108
lumber bros. who shorted the market. how could the government let this happen.

[Anonymous No.51654163]

>>51654108
...

[Anonymous No.51654166]

>>51654043
I don't know why jannies allow all this racist and lgbtphobic shit, this is a business board. Bigots have their own board and should stay there.

[Anonymous No.51654180]

>>51654138
Housing is done for.

[Anonymous No.51654186]

stop your early baking op. you damn baboon abo gorilla nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.51654187]

>>51654119
Do people unironically do FA in the current year?

[Anonymous No.51654245]

>>51653993
I dunno seems about due for another bear market rally. Put/call ratio is getting pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.51654256]

>>51654245
we just came out of one

[Anonymous No.51654270]

>>51654108
MUH WOOD

[Anonymous No.51654272]

>>51654043
Listen, we all play this game here on 4chan. You shut the fuck up and pretend not to be a nigger. I shut the fuck up and pretend to be a man. Pajeets shut the fuck up and shill the needful.
We all pretend to be white Chads who have six figure accounts to come here to shitpost farm animals together. So either stop being a nigger and tell me what you think about the oil market, or tongue my anus.
>inb4 titsorgtfo

[Anonymous No.51654280]

What are the best oil or military stocks to throw $25k into?

[Anonymous No.51654282]

>>51654166
you can always go back

[Anonymous No.51654284]

>>51654256
yes but that one peaked out 12% north of current

[Anonymous No.51654285]

im a jew and im uncomfortable with the knowledge of shmita in here.

[Anonymous No.51654288]

>>51654272
I'm fuckin dead.

[Anonymous No.51654292]

get ready

[Anonymous No.51654300]

>>51654043

[Anonymous No.51654302]

Is this real, anons?

[Anonymous No.51654303]

>>51654256
Jpow doesn't give a fuck about the markets... he wants the poors and middle class to feel pain and lose all of their money. He wants the poors to be desperate and forced to work for lower wages. He wants the poors to sell their home at a loss.

Maximum pain and fed goals right now = bear market rally. All of retail is in puts and going to get fucking heemed. Rocker buying puts was a bottom signal if I have ever seen one

[Anonymous No.51654321]

>>51654108
>Cotton
Well well well well well

[Anonymous No.51654332]

>>51654280
Why do you think either of those will go up? The SPR has another year of dumping and actual wars mean actual destruction of defense contractor offices.

[Anonymous No.51654339]

>>51654332
I don't I just need to put this money somewhere and it was a guess.

[Anonymous No.51654340]

i think it has to hit a lower low and then it will do another rally to a lower high it has to keep the pattern of doom

[Anonymous No.51654342]

>>51654180
?
Wouldn't cheaper lumber be good for housing?

[Anonymous No.51654343]

Hi anon!

I heard that you are pretty knowledgeable on the stock market.

Maybe you can come over to my apartment tonight and teach me!

But first, what stock trading app do you use?

[Anonymous No.51654346]

>>51654280
XOM

[Anonymous No.51654353]

>>51654303
with all the chaos going on I don't think they'll manage to keep a pump alive for normal trading hours

[Anonymous No.51654356]

>>51654285
/smg/ is a jewish general. welcome fellow israelite

[Anonymous No.51654358]

>>51654332
>The SPR has another year of dumping
lolno

[Anonymous No.51654370]

>>51654285
Mad you can't SHUT IT DOWN?

[Anonymous No.51654373]

>>51654339
OK, well I'd say start with some stocks or industries you do know well then.

[Anonymous No.51654379]

>>51654356
l'chaim

[Anonymous No.51654383]

>>51654063
Were you even here for the last cycle you dumb nigger? Bitcoin seemed to flip its resistance and support SEVERAL times before the capitulation leg.

[Anonymous No.51654385]

>>51654343
>But first, what stock trading app do you use?
I use the YWNBAW platform. It's very good.

[Anonymous No.51654392]

>>51654343
>2 am
> drunk
>high
>cruising grindr for bussey
I've done worse.

[Anonymous No.51654399]

>>51654342
Cheaper construction means more potential supply.
But really with loan interest rates still rising, it's still prohibitive.

[Anonymous No.51654404]

>>51654358
As of November, Biden no longer needs to worry about midterms. However he'll leave about 200m barrels set aside for re-election dumping in 2024.

Now consider the many reasons why he'd want to dump the unaccounted-for 150m barrels starting in November.

Get the picture?

[Anonymous No.51654411]

We crab tomorrow and there's nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.51654412]

>>51654285
>>51654356
>>51654379

[Anonymous No.51654416]

>>51654285
/smg/ is the jew worship board for excellence,

Mazal tov my friend!

[Anonymous No.51654422]

bros i think ive beclowned myself by holding a short position overnight

[Anonymous No.51654425]

>>51654383
I'm going to bed. Cya in the morning when SPY is gapped up to 375 and all the bears are posting pink wojacks. Housing numbers in the AM before market open too... they are going to suck which unironically is bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.51654427]

>>51654245
Hand over the burger

[Anonymous No.51654429]

>>51654411
The right man in the wrong market can make all the difference in the world.

[Anonymous No.51654442]

>>51654416
weird how our resident chosenites are conspicuously absent this day
wonder where they all went

[Anonymous No.51654453]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51654457]

>Anons were too stupid to see the shemita ruse
Putler just cut off or the (((cia))) both nordstream pipelines

[Anonymous No.51654474]

>me researching usury and why the jews were expelled from each country after reading shemitah posts here and initially not believing it

[Anonymous No.51654475]

>>51654457
why would putler cut off a guaranteed shekel stream from the perfidious germ?
he wouldnt thats why

[Anonymous No.51654482]

>>51654457
Nordstrom has been shutdown since Sept 2.. you guys are so fucking retarded. The pressure leak story was more fud to get you to buy more puts that are going to get rugged. They aren't even fucking using the pipeline

[Anonymous No.51654501]

>>51654358
It does you retarded nigger. Why don't you look up the stats and do the math yourself you fucking stupid waste of space

[Anonymous No.51654503]

Uh Mumu fucking shits... I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.51654513]

>>51654442
All the jews were missing from financial tv today, strictly shabbos goy day CNBC was missing Cramer, Faber, Wapner, Eisen, Quick.... Strangely farmer Jim Lebenthal was on the halftime report which I thought was weird

[Anonymous No.51654521]

golly you early bakers sure are on top of it lately. you must have gotten a raise

[Anonymous No.51654524]

>>51654513
is this true???

[Anonymous No.51654543]

So the only bull case is there's a lot of puts and retail needs to get rugged. Did I get that right? God there's nothing I despise more than retarded bulls.

[Anonymous No.51654546]

>>51654442
Smelling the nordstream leak

It's time to shekel anon

[Anonymous No.51654563]

>>51654524
Yes they even mentioned how there was low volume for Rosh Hashanah, Sullivan and Pisani were discussing it

[Anonymous No.51654572]

>>51654563
tom was still on tastytrade so maybe he isn't in the inner circle

[Anonymous No.51654586]

>>51654457
>Putler
Cringe

[Anonymous No.51654587]

>>51654166
nigger

[Anonymous No.51654620]

>>51654586
Faggot

[Anonymous No.51654659]

>>51654474
Sorry about that fren. You're here forever now.

[Anonymous No.51654666]

>>51654370
Why do all of this rich Jews get the same look in their eyes devoid of any humanity?
What drugs/human sacrifices they indulge to get that psycho look on em

[Anonymous No.51654671]

>>51654474
Basically /pol/ is always right. It's like a broken clock, and it's impossible to get the timing or scale or exact details right, but it ALWAYS traces back to our friends in Israel

[Anonymous No.51654687]

>>51654457
NIGGER NORDSTROM is still ALIVE MIDDLE AGE WOMEN ARE STILL BUYING OVERPRICE SHIT PUTIN CANNOT STOP THE MIDDLE AGED WOMEN SHOPPER

[Anonymous No.51654692]

Time to once again remind everyone that blastoff to 5500-6000 SPX is imminent with tech leading the rally. China is easing too to give us more liquidity to climb higher - great news. The Fed will follow next month or maybe in November, QE is coming.

[Anonymous No.51654693]

>>51654474
welcome friend, enjoy your stay. Also you can never leave

[Anonymous No.51654701]

>>51654474
you have now become a noticer. you will be impossible for you to avoid noticing in future.

[Anonymous No.51654703]

boys, the 10yr is at 3.9, it's going to hit 4% tommorow. I know you thought it was funny to trade meme stocks and be contrarian, but you really need to put away the toys now. this is serious business. once that happens, no one is going to take your bags off you, you'll be stuck with them for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.51654706]

>>51654692
absolutely bro. we are going to the moon. See everyone at the ATH.

[Anonymous No.51654711]

>>51654701

[Anonymous No.51654715]

>>51654701
nah you have to force yourself to stop noticing as you climb the career ladder. you have to force yourself to be excited about progress and trans peoples rights and stuff

[Anonymous No.51654719]

>>51654706
Doubt I will see anyone from /smg/ since they're all beartards. Never bet against America. AAPL to $200, BTC to $50k EOY.

[Anonymous No.51654732]

>>51654703
Rising bond yields aren't that bad. They're a huge red flag to be sure, but it's when they come back down to normal levels, that's when shit really gets nasty. If you see them go back to 3.5%, it's unironically going to crash the equities market within a week

[Anonymous No.51654735]

>>51654719
>>51654692
^^ THIS GUY IS A FAGGOT YAY!! ^^

[Anonymous No.51654738]

>>51654701
The noticer eventually becomes the snoozer from too many redpills

[Anonymous No.51654742]

>>51654513
have they all retreated to the chosen land? is this the end, my beautiful friend. No rocker, no baggie, no other guy, im scared.

[Anonymous No.51654750]

These futures will end up just like yesterdays - fake and gay. The last two weeks of market trading have been disconnected from futures.

[Anonymous No.51654751]

>>51654620
Nah you are

[Anonymous No.51654753]

>>51654474

[Anonymous No.51654756]

>>51654742
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI

[Anonymous No.51654760]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
don't lose nerve now boys. if you're still around it means you had nothing to lose to begin with, or you're so stupid you literally must be under god's protection to be still upright and breathing. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51654764]

>>51654692
BOJ and China are beginning unscheduled buying as markets collapse, Brittain unscheduled rate hike due to heeming, yield curve to the moon overnight, europe gas shutoff, china going through political transition, contentious US elections in weeks.

On what planet are you anon?

[Anonymous No.51654773]

>>51654764
>china going through political transition
retard

[NET_shill !!6Rb+mDSVSds No.51654777]

Cloudflare (NYSE: NET) will be a $200 stock in the next 2 years. Here's why:
>They control the infrastructure, see what happened to Kiwifarms.
>They run a protection racket on the internet. You don't want cyber attacks affecting your business? Pay up, goy.
>They're positioned to take advantage of the decentralized web (Web3) if it grows, see "Cloudflare Ethereum Gateway".
>Less affected by recessions or lockdowns. They'll simply continue selling cybersecurity and web services to businesses. Sure, you could argue they're still indirectly affected by an economic slowdown. But at least it's not a direct kick in the balls like with most industries.
Slurp the NET dip, you moron.

[Anonymous No.51654783]

>>51654760
>you literally must be under god's protection to be still upright and breathing
I feel like that no matter what I do, I can't get ahead in life - but misfortune seems to avoid me too. So I've accepted myself as being an "observer", to just live comfortably with less stress and let things happen as they may. Causing waves is stressful

[Anonymous No.51654790]

>>51654474
tell me about it anon what did you find out?

[Anonymous No.51654798]

>>51654760
how about if you're so old you've lived to see every fun and intelligent i mean autistic corner of the internet infiltrated and ruined by (redacted) and places like smg and a few irc and private forums are the only respite from the great retard hordes which infest the rest of the online universe
how bout them apples

[Anonymous No.51654802]

>>51654777
Fuck that, I'm going long on lava lamp manufacturers. Why else would they buy 86 of them?

[Anonymous No.51654806]

>>51654764
Those things are all bullish and point towards a resumption of QE. Bad news is good news and good news is good news.

[Anonymous No.51654810]

>>51654790
it looks like usury was basically loan sharking in many cases, Christians historically didn't charge for loans but they did. people hated them because of this. many countries told them not to do it and then they did it anyway claiming they couldn't do any other profession

[Anonymous No.51654813]

>>51654790
that the anglos are the real scourge of earth

[Anonymous No.51654814]

>>51654777
is that some kind of tranny designed prison?

[Anonymous No.51654818]

>>51654063
wallstreet is about to make so much money liquidating shorts and furthering the goal of powell to reduce incomes, and thus demand. i hope everyone is losing at least a little money so we can get this over with quicker

[Anonymous No.51654824]

>>51654802
>>51654814
I think it's some gay bullshit "random number generator."

[Anonymous No.51654835]

>>51654818
just like occupy wallstreet became black lives matter, wallstreetbets has become bleed retail

[Anonymous No.51654837]

>>51654810
Islam forbids earning money on interest (given their historical battles with Jews, I wonder why). Jews are very cabal-like, eg look at how the Shmitah is debt forgiveness, but does not apply to goyim. Even Christianity forbids or discourages usury. "Acceptable" loans are below 7% iirc

[Anonymous No.51654853]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51654854]

>>51654806
QE is not coming what else does JPOW need to say to you? Jfc

[Anonymous No.51654857]

>>51654818
Hey, I'm all for a relief rally because then I write out another round of aggressive calls. Fuck that'll be exciting, writing deep ITM and benefiting from both delta and theta

[Anonymous No.51654859]

>>51654425
Screencapped to laugh at you on market open

[Anonymous No.51654863]

>>51654773
If you don't think every financial institution in the world has space telescopes trained on the 20th party congress, it is you who are retarded. its a planned economy dipshit. P L A N N ED. Thats where the plan gets decided.

>>51654806
Also idiotic. If they resumed QE, that would legit kill the market. That would put the legitimacy crisis at the FED into terminal velocity. They would basically admit they have no idea what they are doing, which is already the biggest fear.

[Anonymous No.51654870]

>>51654853
This is someone's fetish

[Anonymous No.51654875]

>futuros

[Anonymous No.51654877]

>>51654870
Epstein likes it

[Anonymous No.51654882]

>they think futures mean anything in a bear market

[Anonymous No.51654884]

>>51654870
>>51654877
i dont even like the internet anymore; rot in a cesspool

[Anonymous No.51654889]

Did nobody else see that last minute dump on close today? Isn't that extremely bearish for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51654892]

>>51654474
Bro you literally learn this in high school from Shakespeare. That being said loaning in essence is fine, just christians were unable to since it's gross.

[Anonymous No.51654894]

>>51654818
100,000 wagies putting their shelf-stocking/burger flipping money into shorts is not a big deal anon. Most retail is boomer, and therefore long. You vastly overestimate the impact of your millennials.

[Anonymous No.51654895]

>>51654884
what

[Anonymous No.51654898]

>Be me
>just get home from work
>walk into the back door of the building
>get hit with a wave of the smell of natural gas
>shrug it off and go upstairs
>think about it for a second and decide to reluctantly call the building owner
>he tells me to prop the back door out and get the fuck out of the building
>mfw I almost died tonight due to my apathy
Fathands almost blew up in a blaze of glory tonight kek.

[Anonymous No.51654904]

>>51654854
>beartard in denial
Bond and forex markets are on the verge of breaking. The Fed HAS to step in soon with a QE package to fix things.

>>51654863
>That would put the legitimacy crisis at the FED into terminal velocity.
They don't have any credibility as it is because everyone knows another round of QE infinity is coming soon. Markets are forward looking and efficient and will start to price this reality in soon after overreacting to Fed speak in August and September.

[Anonymous No.51654908]

WHY THE FUCK IS FUTURES GREEN> FUCK THIS GAY ASS FAGGOT ASS GAY ASS MARKET

[Anonymous No.51654913]

>>51654884
Wtf Epstein is alive

[Anonymous No.51654917]

>>51654166
The business model of 4chan is racism

[Anonymous No.51654919]

>>51654908
Hurrr everything go down forever.

[Anonymous No.51654923]

Shemitah is over. Is somethings going to happen, it will happen now.

[Anonymous No.51654934]

>>51654919
It better keep going down........................................................ until I sell.

[Anonymous No.51654937]

>>51654889
Idk if the bull trap starts at open or takes another day or two but it's coming. I'll look for resistance at the 50dma and then reopen shorts when we fail to breech that.

[Anonymous No.51654942]

>>51654904
The fed doesn't give a fuck about forex and bonds are still below inflation.
What level of cope qre you on?

[Anonymous No.51654943]

>>51654904
Not going to be the Fed. They fck with anything and oil goes to the fckn moon and good luck reigning that in during fall/winter. JPOW isn’t that dumb.
It’s over. Cope

[Anonymous No.51654946]

>>51654898
Oil sheiks, rocker got away. The gas leak tactic didn't work.

[Anonymous No.51654947]

>>51654904
There is not one mention of that anywhere. Not one. No one is even calling for it. That efficient market you're talking about is only efficient if it punishes retards, like (you).

[Anonymous No.51654951]

>>51654898
Should have bought more natural gas. One less anime faggot.

[Anonymous No.51654959]

>>51654919
It will go down to as irrational a point as it went up. Cope. Seetheth.

[Anonymous No.51654963]

I'm back to sincere posting.
Sentiment here is making me think that we are going to pump hard soon.
Unironically.

[Anonymous No.51654969]

>>51654898
So far you have had no water, no heat, no internet, and now a gas leak. America is collapsing. You live to jerk off to men another day Rocker.

[Anonymous No.51654971]

>>51654942
>The fed doesn't give a fuck about forex and bonds are still below inflation.
Inflation is over dude. 1 month uptick in August of 0.1% doesn't change the downtrend since June. A better print this month will cause a vertical rally like you've never seen.

>>51654943
Oil is not going to the moon. Again oil price inflation is over.

[Anonymous No.51654974]

>>51654894
long term, yes, boomerfolios are the last holdout. short-term, keep the burgerflippers at the grill.
part of the problem is people are still making money in the market. if everyone keeps making money in the shorts it stalls the dump when they keep buying the dip. idk im just talking out my ass but i think its gonna rally.

[Anonymous No.51654976]

>>51654898
i get nervous on phone calls too

[Anonymous No.51654977]

>>51654908

Because we hit the bottom in June.

Next stop china opens up and Russia Backs down from Ukraine and bonus points for putin being 'replaced'.

Markets will then pump into oblivion regardless of muh inflation which will still be coming down in the background as rates continue to rise.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? No one gives a flying fuck about muh yield curve or equity markets except a small percentage of boomers.

We live in a world where women who fart in jars can make more than a surgeon. Nothing makes sense anymore you God dam retard. Holy shit it hurts just typing this knowing it'll have next to no effect on your autistic brain.

[Anonymous No.51654981]

>>51654971
Stonks up, oil up. Simple as

[Anonymous No.51654990]

>>51654981
Stocks are headed up BIG, oil down, IMO.

[Anonymous No.51654996]

>>51654971
>Inflation went up as energy was being massive deflated artificially
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.51654999]

>>51654898
when I was in college I rented a dorm that was from the 50's. it had a super old gas oven too. I was re-heating some steak or something one day after class and when I opened the oven to put the food in, the gas had built up in the oven and sparked causing a small fireball and firecracker style pop of sorts when I opened the oven. I shut that thing so fucking fast I wonder what would have happened if I didnt't react so fast.

They replaced it like the next day but from what the guys said it could have been really fucking bad if I left it any more than I did before opening it

[Anonymous No.51655002]

>>51654977
>Nothing makes sense anymore you God dam retard.

I agree everything you said doesn't make any god dam sense retard faggot.

[Anonymous No.51655004]

>>51654996
Its 0.1% inflation MoM ex energy. it's a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.51655007]

test

[Anonymous No.51655010]

>>51654974
It may for a day or two because the trap is just to tempting now. But smart money has been waiting years with cash piles to go in (see berkshire). A return to the mean is not what they are waiting for.

We have a good 40% more to fall. You saw today how mumus came out of their caves to shriek at a .01% pump, there is still a lot of optimism left to bleed out of this market.

[Anonymous No.51655015]

>>51655007
i always think i'm banned by /mu/ discord trannies so i come here to do test posts

[Anonymous No.51655016]

>>51654977
You’re a mongoloid. See you in six months

[Anonymous No.51655021]

That reminds me, Powell said that unemployment needs to rise and that got me thinking about how it factors into inflation.
From one perspective, high unemployment means that businesses can be selective about the workers they hire, and low unemployment means workers can be more selective about where they work. If the cost of living is high, for example, people might have two or more jobs which keeps unemployment low
Or does it matter WHERE the average consumer dollar is being spent? Eg if it's going into housing and fuel and foods, they have less discretionary income, which means worse margins for consumer goods (which has implications further up the production chain).

[Anonymous No.51655024]

>>51655002

God dam leather back sheepskin pie cookin up some o dem yams real nice like right down thur by the river nice like.

[Anonymous No.51655028]

>>51654946
>>51654951
>>51654969
You chuds are going to have to work harder than that to get rid of the best trader in /smg/. I'll put your portfolios to rest easy if you tell me the truth. Scoopsies paid you to do this didn't he? I am now raising the bounty on scoopsies bussy from 100 shares of SOXL to 1000.

[Anonymous No.51655032]

>>51654977
China is being critical of russia so that the US doesn't medal in the party congress in october. Legit oldest trick in the scroll.

[Anonymous No.51655044]

>>51655032
meddle*

[Anonymous No.51655051]

>>51654043
What's wrong with the word nigger, my nigger

[Anonymous No.51655053]

>>51654503
Its ogre soxl sisters......

[Anonymous No.51655054]

I'll take Mumu home if you don't leave him at the front door
Your body's cold but girl we're going down
And I was thinking of ways that I could stop this bleeding
Tonight you're falling, let go now
This feeling's tearing me up, here we go now
Come on, Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Tonight you're falling in love, let me go now
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.
Crash, Crash, Crash Crash it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

[Anonymous No.51655057]

>>51654963

based. long all the way

[Anonymous No.51655058]

>>51655044
*metal

[Anonymous No.51655064]

red day + green futas = ???

[Anonymous No.51655069]

>>51654818
Just buy puts on the SPY anon, I'm printing money right now

[Anonymous No.51655070]

>>51655064
crab tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51655083]

>>51654981
>>51654977
>>51654976
>>51654974
>>51654971
https://pastebin
.com/1UKc6jLs

[Anonymous No.51655085]

>>51655028
What is that, 10, 15$ tops?

[Anonymous No.51655090]

BogleBros where we at?

[Anonymous No.51655107]

Reminder that bulls were declaring the resumption of the golden bull run multiple times last night during tiny green blips that got instantly blown the fuck out. Bull delusion is at all time highs right now.

[Anonymous No.51655109]

>>51655085
It's more than you all deserve for trying to assassinate me!!!! You will all hear about this next video.

[Anonymous No.51655118]

>>51655083
you do this shit everyday, and not once have i clicked, or redeemed.

[Anonymous No.51655135]

>>51654513
>All the Jews didn't show up
Usually a bad sign

[Anonymous No.51655139]

Sold all my VTI last week. Looking like a good decision. I think we will end up around -60% down from ATH. This is clearly the everything bubble popping. Burry's timing might have been a bit early but he wasn't wrong.

[Anonymous No.51655141]

>>51654990
Not how it works right now. Sorry

[Anonymous No.51655152]

>>51655109
You have to be lucky all the time. We only have to be lucky once.

[Anonymous No.51655154]

>>51654692
It'll hit 2500 before it hits 5500

[Anonymous No.51655159]

>>51655090
>time in the market....

blah blah blah. We have never seen just a massive downturn while America is also crumbling. It is possible that US stocks will never hit ATH again just like Nikkei. Future stock market gains will be all in China.

[Anonymous No.51655160]

>>51655109
>trying to assassinate me

The Diabetes or Heart Attack will.

[Anonymous No.51655164]

>>51654166
Just leave faggot

[Anonymous No.51655165]

>>51655154
SPX will NEVER be below 3000 EVER again. Probably NEVER below 3500.

[Anonymous No.51655178]

>>51655152
Oh btw mumu, I'm buying more SPY puts tomorrow at open, that expire Friday. You. Will. Learn.

[Anonymous No.51655208]

>Market indexes are lower as the pound and euro fall against the US dollar. (updated 9/26/22, 12:59 PM)
Why would the forex rates affect our market indexs? Especially as the dollar gains strength

[Anonymous No.51655210]

>>51655159
feels kind of right, I've historically been an international stock hater, but I've been buying more of it recently.

[Anonymous No.51655218]

>>51655208
GBP is higher than it was yesterday

[Anonymous No.51655222]

>>51655159
A young me believed the time in the market meme once and invested in Africa back in highschool. Wanted to support businesses and go getters in a "growing" economy. He was promised the developing world would "develop" rapidly. More than a decade later, an I haven't made a dime. That shit is worth less than it was back then. Actually, I'm down 8%, or would be, if I could find out where the shares of that index fund were.

It is entirely possible for economies to be flat long term. Especially when pop growth is flat, and pop is too decadent for productivity growth,

[Anonymous No.51655227]

>>51655208
Ultimately, news doesn't matter, those headlines are just the excuse they trot out for the cnbc watching retail investor.

[Anonymous No.51655238]

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

[Anonymous No.51655239]

>>51655178
>>51655165
>>51655164
>>51655160
>>51655159
https://pastebin
.com/1UKc6jLs

[Anonymous No.51655240]

>>51655069
not a bad idea, just sell puts for a ridiculous level that would only be achievable if there was nuclear war. if it actually happened money wouldnt matter anyways. what strike do you sell them at just out of curiosity?

[Anonymous No.51655241]

>>51655222
You need to invest in US tech stocks not in Africa, how are 70 IQ countries going to produce disruptive and innovative companies with huge returns? Should've just bought a risk free asset like AAPL.

[Anonymous No.51655249]

>>51655135
Will this market implode like the controlled demolition of tower 7?

[Anonymous No.51655255]

I just decided 10 seconds ago that I'm going to start the next Rennaissance Technologies.

[Anonymous No.51655284]

>>51655238
>ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
ENOUGH OF THIS HE-SAID SHE-SAID BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.51655292]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51655293]

>>51655241
The current model for US tech is 10,000 useless startups being kept on life support be cheepo loans, 5 or 6 of which produce something moderately useful, which is then purchased by decrepit dysfunctional megaliths with zero internal innovation capacity, who prop it up as something to stave off the chop.

High interest rates kill this model, both in the crib since the startups can't survive for 10 yrs of doing nothing, and at maturity, since giants laden with debt can't buy.\

There will be no dawn for tech until interest rates reverse. And even then there will be lag.

[Anonymous No.51655305]

>>51655241
AAPL risk free? Lollll
>AAPL hasn’t even broke June low
> who can afford apple trinkets when they can’t buy groceries?
AAPL to $100 bare min

[Anonymous No.51655318]

>>51655293
So what sectors tend to prosper from high interest rate environments? Right now I'm in uranium and WMT mostly (and exiting a position in weat/corn etfs)

[Anonymous No.51655340]

>>51655318
None of them. The economy is addicted to debt. That's why they call it the everything bubble.

[Anonymous No.51655356]

>>51655340
Sure, but it can't be as simple as shorting something, can it? Won't there be liquidity and covering issues as the knife falls?

[Anonymous No.51655363]

Rocker is jewish and has a small circumcised penis kek

[Anonymous No.51655365]

What does this mean?? Please help

[Anonymous No.51655368]

>>51655318
In theory banks. But the problem is that free money creates massive inefficiencies, and money has been free for so long. You can support just about any idiotic unprofitable business idea in an interest free environment. A lot of these will go tits up. There is serious broad sector contagion risk.

If you had to go long I'd say Berkshire, because buffet knew this day was coming, and he'll wait for the absolute bottom to buy half the economy for a song.

[Anonymous No.51655379]

>>51655356
Only time will tell. I really, truly do foresee this being like the greek debt crisis where governments are also part of the bubble too, though.

[Anonymous No.51655383]

>>51655365
you (or someone else) bought 2 million in puts for spy being below 380 it looks like? what expiration though. youre either gonna be very rich, or, most likely, gonna get heemed tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51655388]

>>51655383

https://stocktwits.com/Plutus_/message/487145293

[Anonymous No.51655390]

>>51655365
>SPY @380
>Put

[Anonymous No.51655394]

>>51655365
>2.5 mil of puts purchased at the multi-generational bottom

[Anonymous No.51655424]

>>51655388
ok so the guy sold puts for 380 and now has to sell him 6700 shares for 380 instead of 364. so he made a loss of about 107k.

[Anonymous No.51655435]

>>51654898
i used to live in the city and the fire-brigade would be called out regularly because retards (chinks/pajeets) dont know how to use the ovens in the apartments or doing other retarded shit. i thought i would burn alive in there one day because of retards setting the building on fire

[Anonymous No.51655452]

Yeah, I think we've hit the bottom.
Thanks Shemitah-bros, wagmi.

[Anonymous No.51655456]

I sold. Enjoy the pump everybody

[Anonymous No.51655457]

>>51655365
>browsing buiz even in off hours
>to trade spy

Isn't it faster and more entertaining to just drop the facade and go put your coins flashy light machine?

[Anonymous No.51655461]

>BioPharm Catalyst has a wordle game for tickers
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/biordle

Amusing. Also I wonder if buying biotech stuff that's on Phase 2/3 trials with large movement premarket is a good strategy.

>>51655365
It looks like >(You)(?) sold puts on SPY, having a strike price of 380, and giving the counterparty the ability to sell 100x67 = 6700 shares at the strike price of 380, regardless of what SPY is trading at. The price of SPY went down, so the people that bought the puts just cashed in (and made $104,000!)

If that's you, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.51655479]

Mumu thinks the bottom is in. Lol. Lmao even. SPY is going sub 320.

[Anonymous No.51655485]

>>51655452
>I think we've hit the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51655493]

>>51655424
no the guy who sold the puts is forced to BUY for 380, which is above the current market price of 364, so he's losing money. selling puts is a bullish position, meaning he was betting on SPY not dipping below 380

[Anonymous No.51655500]

>>51654272
Kek well said, but thats a man

[Anonymous No.51655501]

>>51654482
u r dumb

[Anonymous No.51655505]

>>51655390
is this really what europoors Televisions look like?

[Anonymous No.51655507]

>>51654429
LOAN THE CHINK A FEW HUNDRED BILLION BEFORE THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM SHITS ITSELF

[Anonymous No.51655536]

>>51655365
thanks reddit!
robinhood really is the mark of the beast and proof that humanity was a mistake

[Anonymous No.51655547]

>>51655505
kek

[Anonymous No.51655551]

>>51655507
Only one man's got the risk tolerance, the nerves of steel, to run a solo PPT.

He's built different.

[Anonymous No.51655562]

how can i short myself? future me despises current me and absolutely loathes past me

[Anonymous No.51655563]

i too want to sell naked puts but i would set the strike for like 340 a month out or something. its probably for my own good that i cant sell naked puts.

[Anonymous No.51655569]

>>51655424
Youre an absolute fucking moron

[Anonymous No.51655588]

>futures
hey you know what? im going to sleep in, dream about my childhood home, and let past-me's stock trades play out without present-me's interferance

[Anonymous No.51655595]

I need Powell to start talking about cbdcs and how the gdp is -9% this quarter or I'm heemed

[Anonymous No.51655600]

>>51655569
math still checks out. if he had to buy spy at 364 and sell it to the other guy for 380 he'd lose the same amount of money. so im still right for the wrong reason. my nuts <-- suck them.

[Anonymous No.51655611]

>>51655457
the casino is extremely boring because there's no competitive edge to be found in the strategy. If I can just keep throwing money at the market eventually i'll figure out how to win

[Anonymous No.51655621]

Are there any online libraries of market research that are free?

[NET_shill !!6Rb+mDSVSds No.51655622]

>>51655600
>math still checks out. if he had to buy spy at 364 and sell it to the other guy for 380 he'd lose the same amount of money. so im still right for the wrong reason. my nuts <-- suck them.

[Anonymous No.51655625]

>>51655611
"How Can the Labouring Man Find Time for Self-Culture?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxOY4soITM

[Anonymous No.51655626]

>>51655340
basically everything is fucked?
is there really no save haven. jfc

[Anonymous No.51655627]

>>51655595
Why does speak if not to nuke the market again

[Anonymous No.51655628]

>>51655611
>If I can just keep throwing money at the market eventually i'll figure out how to win
I dunno man you're playing against well-connected psychos and their programmable robots

[Anonymous No.51655636]

>>51655626
imagine relying on your fellow man to keep you alive, they readily admit its a darwinistic competition, see:
>>51655611
compete or die? haha no ill just fish

[Anonymous No.51655661]

>>51654701
lmao friend just said the very same thing today

[Anonymous No.51655662]

>>51655622
6700 spy @ 364 = 2438800
then he sell them to the other guy
6700 spy @ 380 = 2546000
that means he loses a total of
2438800-2546000 = -107200
the negative meaning he lost the money.
christ if you cant do basic math you shouldnt be trading stocks.

[Anonymous No.51655679]

>>51655636
relax bro, you're glowing

[Anonymous No.51655681]

Does anyone here have any good links to market size data? i'm trying to nail down the size of cpu, gpu, datacenter hardware, and fpga markets but everything is behind a MASSIVE paywall.

[Anonymous No.51655689]

>>51655600
you have it backwards. This guy sold a put option and was assigned. So he had to purchase those shares for $380 as his cost basis

[Anonymous No.51655699]

STOP
FUCKING
NOTICING
SHIT
DAMNIT"

[Anonymous No.51655709]

>>51654703
>funny to trade meme stocks

[Anonymous No.51655711]

>>51655699
I just noticed that PBR had a big play today.
This is a HUGE amount of volume and it's less than 1 month to expiry, what is happen?

[Anonymous No.51655713]

>>51655689
wait, ok i have that all wrong. fuck im tired.

[NET_shill !!6Rb+mDSVSds No.51655717]

>>51655662
>if somebody buys BTC at 18,000 and sells it at 20,000 they lost 2000!

[Anonymous No.51655719]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51655748]

>>51655719
MAMA SAY
MAMA SAW
MAMA KOO SAW

[Anonymous No.51655750]

>>51655719
stop making me notice

[Anonymous No.51655753]

>>51654810
now guess who owns all of the largest banks in every country and also the media and also controls esg funding

[Anonymous No.51655759]

>>51655753
Boomers

[Anonymous No.51655765]

>>51655759
>>51655753
The answer is Blackrock! Thanks Mr. Fink

[Anonymous No.51655771]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51655780]

>>51655771
wow they are pillaging the US for everything and leaving nothing before they pull the rug on the country. enjoy your last days bros. its obvious there is no future.

[Anonymous No.51655783]

I miss scoopsies...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51655795]

>>51655783
you are nothing but annoying with your homo shit

[Anonymous No.51655809]

>>51655795
Lol chud

[Anonymous No.51655820]

>>51655795
rocker is pretty cool, but hes a well known nigger lover

[Anonymous No.51655830]

Look at this hand and say you disagree.

[Anonymous No.51655831]

>>51654971
>Inflation is over dude

Are you the same nigger who was saying inflation peaked since back in June and kept spamming PIVOT as your argument constantly?

[Anonymous No.51655896]

>>51655600
>if he had to buy spy at 364 and sell it to the other guy for 380

you got it backwards. he effectively sold for 364 and now has to buy back at 380. should be a 16$ loss per share. so 16$ x 6700 shares = 107,200$ loss

[Anonymous No.51655908]

>>51655626
>is there really no save haven. jfc

United States Dollars, fren. and puts / shorting shares if you can

[NET_shill !!6Rb+mDSVSds No.51655924]

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51655931]

>>51655830
Your skin color is morally reprehensible and you should consider changing it.

[Anonymous No.51655944]

Bears are weird. They might win one times out of a hundred and the celebrate like it’s the best day ever but historically they lose most of the time but never bring this up

[Anonymous No.51655961]

>>51655765
>Blackrock! Thanks Mr. Fink

they're all jews

[Anonymous No.51655980]

>>51655944
But that is dead wrong. 99+% of all public companies that have ever gone public are OTC or no longer exist.
It is literally indexes alone that survive.

[Anonymous No.51656000]

>>51655944
The bears get annoying sometimes but that's factually untrue.

[Anonymous No.51656003]

>>51655924
AHHHH >FUTURES NOOOOO WHYYYY

[Anonymous No.51656028]

>>51656003
ive beclowned myself by not heeding shemitah
>wistfully whootles a >futures as a last breath

[Anonymous No.51656031]

Im buying spy puts

[Anonymous No.51656033]

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1574166537992343554

My jewish brothers......we can start to buy

[Anonymous No.51656037]

>>51656028
a 1% fucking >futures fuck me but unironically
>futures

[Anonymous No.51656040]

deep red within 30 minutes of open

[Anonymous No.51656045]

>>51656033
lmao
>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51656056]

P.S. Floridians won't be trading tomorrow because hurricane.

[Anonymous No.51656060]

>>51656045
>28 posts

[Anonymous No.51656074]

Trips for SOXL $100 2023

[Anonymous No.51656075]

>>51656060
look at this lil noticer
>futures

[Anonymous No.51656094]

Ooof. SPX looking at a 60pt+ gap up. All gaps get filled. My puts are gaped

[Anonymous No.51656097]

How's Rosh Hashanah looking to end?

[Anonymous No.51656109]

>>51656097
we have a nice yom kippur first.

[Anonymous No.51656121]

how long until the next bull market?

[Anonymous No.51656133]

>>51656121
tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51656138]

>>51656121
2027

[Anonymous No.51656143]

>>51656133
>>51656138
interesting. well I guess i'll take average and go with 2025

[Anonymous No.51656150]

>>51656121
I'm starting to believe that the GME and TSLA guys have to capitulate first before we get another one. Who knows when that will happen

[Anonymous No.51656168]

>>51654777
I will never give my money to a company that protects degeneracy of trannies.

[Anonymous No.51656188]

baking early so faggot anime webos can't post their cancer

NEW

>>51656179

>>51656179

>>51656179

>>51656179

>>51656179

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.51656786]

>>51654043
shut up, nigger

[Anonymous No.51656892]

>>51655208
Higher dollar relative to other currencies = lower dollar denominated equities

If a weakening foreign currency allows me to buy cheaper assets and commodities in a foreign country, then that acts to drive down those prices in dollar terms in my own country

[Anonymous No.51657295]

Holy shit I’m gonna make back all the money I lost yesterday

[Anonymous No.51659360]

>>51657295
nice