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Jimmy edition


Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51650415

>> No.51652062
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>he baked

>> No.51652065

Circuit breakers soon. Give me a wave to ride faggots

>> No.51652067

Behead those who short HOGS

>> No.51652074
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>shorted the bottom for the 7th time with a big gap up on futures

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Sh sh sh she SHEMITAH

>> No.51652078
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>>51652036
If green I go all in on puts
Simple as

>> No.51652084

how likely will ww3 happen? serious answers please.

>> No.51652087 [DELETED] 

Old

>>51650415
>>51650415

>> No.51652092

If dubs I put six figures in REK

>> No.51652093
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chart still looks bearish as fuck and bulls are celebrating a 1% move on futures with housing data coming out premarket tomorrow

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>>51652087
Already in the op,faggot

>> No.51652105

>>51652047
I'm stealing the term "schizo-baiting"

>> No.51652116

>>51652065
Drv& tmv have been generous. Bond shorts are close to tapping out though with 10yr already at 3.9 almost. I dont think the market is gonna push higher than 4.2 on it unless a currency crisis kicks off again. Chinas getting pretty close with the yuan though.

>> No.51652123
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51652123

Higuruma wants to buy OTM long puts to further capitalize on bearish momentum, Hagi wants to accumulate stock in reliable companies while buying power is strong and wait out the downturn. Can you provide a solution which satisfies both parties?

>> No.51652132
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>That chart is topped out

>> No.51652142

Bitcoin is up 4% today incase you guys were wondering if this was the bottom..

>> No.51652146

>>51652123
i can't even pronounce those fucking spaghetti noodle names

>> No.51652160
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The time is over

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>>51652084
Putin might be crazy enough, but Xi definitely isn't. And it's looking like the people of Russia aren't so willing to moobilize either. There's certainly a terrifyingly non-negligible possibility a nuke gets used in Ukraine, but if so it will be the end for Putin. It will be a race between NATO wiping his forces off the face of the map and his own people stringing him up Mussolini style.

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I bought SQQQ at 57.50 today bobo. Recession cancelled everyone.

>> No.51652181

>>51652142
exchange kikes trying to liquidate shorters in low volume pumps before the giga dump

>> No.51652188
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>>51652036
All these newfags don’t know that green futures = red day

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>futures

>> No.51652194

>>51652084
50% chance. Depends what happens with Taiwan situation, a lot of other countries looking for an excuse to go to war so that will be a major catalyst.

80-90% chance within the next 10 years

>> No.51652195

>America to replace the dollar
>America to move to a semi-conductor based economy by 2024

>> No.51652219

>>51652195
I know you're joking around but America would never replace the dollar. IF CBDCs pop up, it'll be in Europe

>> No.51652228

>>51652146
Nipponese is one of the most easily pronounced languages in the world.

>> No.51652241
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51652241

>when you realize that there is no recession
Selling otm put spreads on QQQ or SPY is free money bros

>> No.51652242
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>>51652036
Welcome to the present. You are now in the present. This is sick.

>> No.51652250

>>51652195
>Breaking: Biden to sell entire US strategic white women reserve to UAE to finance Ukraine war effort

>> No.51652249

>>51652228
Yea I understand, nipponese isn't nearly as hard to pronounce as something like bolognese but still I cant do it. Now everyone knows I'm dumb are you happy?

>> No.51652254

>>51652195
>first nation to back their new currency with full-conductors

>> No.51652255

>>51652188
>red day
Including or not including the incoming +2% premarket?

>> No.51652257

>>51652242
They call it the present, because it's a gift. :)

>> No.51652264

>>51652242
I'm livin' in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present, kiss my ass

>> No.51652268

>>51652250

What did the UAE do to deserve that?

>> No.51652270

>>51652242
Welcome to the future. It is now the present. Woops too late there it goes it's the irrevocable past forever gone now lmao

>> No.51652274

>>51652194
China doesn't have the ability to take Taiwan even without America backing it up. The strait will be filled with millions of dead chinks.

>> No.51652283

>>51652241
>spreads
If you are just picking a direction why not just go long, why cap your upside with a spread?

>> No.51652287

>>51652249
It's not a matter of smarts just practice, don't put yourself down. Unless you held today.

>> No.51652288

>>51652161
>the people of Russia aren't so willing to moobilize either.
This is pretty much most countries I'd assume
Nobody wants to go to war, especially not while they can still consoom. It's why I find it funny when people say a civil war in the US is likely, who is gonna fight? Half the population is fat and addicted to netflix and their phone

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Bitcoin present futures still going parabolic... yehhh meltup for jew holidays hope you nigger bears didn't short the bottom

>> No.51652299

BOJ ANNOUNCES UNSCHEDULED BOND BUYING OPERATION

https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1574567618186395648

>> No.51652304

>>51652283
Reduces losses if you mess up. You can still get great return on spreads.

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>>51652299

>> No.51652318
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51652318

This is going to be a bull trap that the TA retards are going to buy because of "double bottom science" but in the end we will eventually get past it because things aren't good AT ALL.

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51652320

I saw some Jews blowing a horn at the park. Does this mean it's over?

>> No.51652327

>>51652299
Wtfwt boj taking yields negative!?

>> No.51652329

testing

>> No.51652334
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>>51652250
absolutely based. Biden gets my vote for getting rid of those fuckin' bitches.
>t. white man

>> No.51652339

>>51652299
Thank you for doing the dutiful Japan.. next headline will be housing numbers being bad (which is good)

How does a +4% qqq day sound tomorrow bobo?

>> No.51652343

>>51652142
So it isn't then

>> No.51652344
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>>51652299
idk, seems like a nothingburger.

>> No.51652345
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51652345

>buy 100 shares at X price
>sell call option at X price and sell shares
>repeat

is this an infinite money hack?

>> No.51652355

>>51652299
This will make their inflation worse.

>> No.51652357

>>51652084
25%
I’m less convinced that WW3 is going to happen now, because China’s Belt and Road program is falling apart
That was always their long term goal to supplant the West, but stunningly it turns out that giving loans to Africa and South America might not be the best financial move

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>>51652283
Higher probability, less capital, survives crab. If you're good at timing pumps then go ahead, but selling otm put spreads allows more subtlety like "I don't think there's going to be any more serious dumping".

>> No.51652364

>>51652339
I AM GONNA PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

>> No.51652376
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>>51652318
Bobo could use a break to load back up on puts

>> No.51652384

>>51652357
they doing well until oil blew up

>> No.51652390

they arent going to let the economy just collapse. bobos are delirious

>> No.51652396

>>51652320
>bottom signal

>> No.51652403

>>51652339
We still need futures not to be lime green. If baby wants a pivot it has to keep shitting its diaper.

>> No.51652420
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With the mooning dollar, now is the time to short latinas. Well go back long when we reach the bottom. Im calling a price of $15/senorita

>> No.51652428

>>51652357
>China’s Belt and Road program is falling apart
qrd?

>> No.51652440

Bitcoin up 2.5% in the last hour. We are going risk on again bois. Heard it here first before that harbinger of the meltup nigger is back here tomorrow after he switches teams late again

>> No.51652456

>>51652242
present me is mad at past me

>> No.51652460
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>>51652345
It sure is. Go sell some 90 calls that'll expire worthless and become a millionaire!

>> No.51652471

https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

SOOOOOOOON

>> No.51652477

>>51652345
What if you bought spy at $465 and your stikes never hit? Would the premiums collected on your worthless short calls outweigh the loss on your long shares? No. And the further down it goes, the strikes that you are selling would lock in losses should they go in the money. If being paid a small premium to lock in your loss is your thing then by all means anon. Covered calls work for guys that are sitting on 30 years of unrealized gains and don't really care if they give up a few points on the sell price because they are green no matter what. Covered calls are gay when the strikes lock in losses. Might as well sell naked at that point and not hold the shares.

>> No.51652478
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>>51652440
imagine the yields

>> No.51652479

>>51652440
It's going to bart again back down to 19K.

>> No.51652484
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51652484

75 bps clown it wasn't enough for anyone to get the message

>> No.51652497

lmfao was that the bottom?
why are things pumping so much?

>> No.51652503
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>>51652299
>Japan going full Weimar
yea. I'm thinkin based.

>> No.51652509

>>51652084
Personally I give us 1 chance in 3.

More tea, anyone?

>> No.51652525

>>51652428
https://youtu.be/2tRL6XeNohI

>> No.51652532

>>51652299
the usd/yen is back at 144.44
It'll break the 145 yen barrier soon

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>>51652497
We're going back to the roo market now

>> No.51652543

>>51652471
>25-Aug Latest BEA estimate for 22:Q2 -0.6
doesnt even matter, line go up because im short

>> No.51652549
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>>51652497
What if I told you... that was the bottom

>> No.51652565

We may be near a local bottom, you can tell because retards are getting mad enough to switch from calling bears "faggot" to "nigger"

>> No.51652589
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>>51652549
Negative weekly S&P return have only made the NYT front page a few times so far this year
There's not nearly enough fear yet
We might get another bear market rally, I'll give you that

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51652607

Any GEOchads buying the dip? Just wait till the Venezuelan niggers come with the open Colombian frontier and let's see the jail chaos.

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51652614

Sell rosh hashanah buy yom Kippur

>> No.51652626
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>>51652345
Just buy sqqq and tqqq at the same time. Sell one when its up, and buy more of the other that is down to average down. Then buy when its up.

>> No.51652627

>>51652536
>>51652549
Is it unironically due to shemitah being over?

>> No.51652649

>>51652589
YouTube finance shills are all predicting nuclear holocaust. Janitors and people that jerk off to cartoon porn have their whole robinhood account in puts. Reddit was shilling SPY puts today..

It's going to be so fucking green for so long that it puts the August rally to shame. SANTA RALLY

>> No.51652665

>>51652626
Just buy equal lots of SOXL/SOXS and sell ITM weeklies

>> No.51652666

Headline: Stock Trade Ban for Congress Is Being Readied for Release in US House
Meaning: The decision-making class is risk-off

>> No.51652671

Fuck I just now realized that it's been 7 years since I was last inside a McDonald's and 16 since inside a gamestop.

>> No.51652672

>>51651385
Not worth. You'll still feel empty and alone after it's over. Just try to find a decent girl online.

>> No.51652679

>>51652477
>100 shares of SPY

bro I'm not a fucking millionaire, and if I was a millionaire I wouldn't be trying to get infinite money hack on buying 100 shares and selling calls

I'm talking cheap meme stocks like AMC

>> No.51652686

>>51652649
and then earnings will come in. lel

>> No.51652697

>>51652116
Make it easier for dumb people to understand you.

>> No.51652705

>apocalyptically shit fundamentals
>it's going to pull a fake and gay rally because of retarded "retail must always lose" technicals
It's all so tiresome

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>>51652649
This is unironically the high IQ answer. Somewhere between now and January SPX is going back to 4400 just to fuck over put buyers and call sellers and keep their money.

>> No.51652716

FUCK CARVANA

>> No.51652726

Anyways, now that China has turned their money printer back on, we can go to the moon BABA bros

>> No.51652740

>>51652716
Are you a shorchad or a mouth breathing long?
CVNA should be zero. Unironically a money laundering organization for organized crime.

>> No.51652748

>>51652705
>>51652714

You didn't see the anon that posted the finance journalism piece today telling retail how to buy puts to make money in a bear market? I literally doubled the calls I had when I saw that shit

>> No.51652772

Hmm pulled up the KO divvy chart on the investor relations page. Current divvy is 0.44. Chart says the highest it got was 0.51. That was in 2012. History says a stock split happened later that same year.. History may repeat itself soon. Next years hike will put it up to 0.46. That 0.51 is edging ever closer..

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>>51652649
>>51652714
Just because there's a rally doesn't mean it will be sustainable
I only buy shares because that way you can't get BTFO by technical bullshit
I'll happily buy at the new lows post-midterms

>> No.51652786

What housing data comes out tomorrow please frens?

>> No.51652789

>>51652740
short but my longs are fucking me and going to gap down and I didn't short enough to make up for it

>> No.51652790

>>51652116
>unless a currency crisis kicks off again
I mean, what do you call the Euro, Yen, and Pound for the past month? What do you see as their stabilizing points because, uh, I don't see any.

>> No.51652792

When does Europe open?

>> No.51652799

>>51652705
I lost almost all my shorting gains by going long one day too early with tons of leverage. Retail will always lose no matter what, even when we’re right we still find a way to screw it up

>> No.51652806

>>51652779
November and December are neon green. We might get a short pump into an October rugging though

>> No.51652809

>>51652142
Could the inflation hedge thesis actually be coming true? Will based cryptards save our precious stock market from getting milkshaked?

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>>51652345
Why are you selling the shares right after you bought them? Why not just write a naked call?

>> No.51652843

Seeing all you retards cope that a relief rally must be right around the corner is all the proof I need that this 10 PM futures dildo is nothing more than robots playing chicken around technical lines and has absolutely no bearing over how the market is going to look even 6 hours from now.

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>>51652806
that's OK
I'll let the market come to me
not in a hurry to sell my US dollars
I KNOW WHAT I GOT.. LOL!!

>> No.51652855

Look at that price action on BTC right now. Bullish. FOMO is getting serious in high-beta assets, Tech is going to lead this market to new ATHs VERY soon.

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>>51652799
>I crashed my car going 200 down the wrong way of the freeway so it means everyone else will crash no matter what

>> No.51652875

>>51652679
Doesn't matter what the underlying is and your inability to see that is why you are ngmi. Good luck with the covered calls strategy bro.

>> No.51652876

>>51652697
Markets expecting short dated treasuries to go to 4.6. Long dated treasuries hover below that pricing in fed relaxing once inflation is under control. 10yr is currently already at 3.9. China has been buying treasuries to reduce risk in theit system. If they have to defend the yuan, they will sell them to provide themselves ammo to defend the yuan.

>> No.51652897

>>51652726
China is in the midst of a liquidity crisis. The just moved to defend the yuan in capital markets. If that doesnt work this time, they will have to do what Japan did.

>> No.51652900

>>51652191
that is ugly

>> No.51652902
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>>51652241
I am on the opposite side or your trade, and I will win, sorry bucko, look at the chart, then wash your penis

>> No.51652907

>>51652843
Correct. Guess what BOJ has to do to buy bonds? Yes sell USTs. Which makes DXY up, Yields up, stonks down. Easy game

>> No.51652912

>>51652855
>to new ATHs
Thank you for including this so we know that you aren't serious

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>>51652843
>japs buying us bonds
>chinks printing to buy stocks
>most risk on asset is a giant vertical green dildo
>futures mooning

Bobo is so fucked

>> No.51652937

>>51652914
Are we really relying on the rest of the world to prop up our market? And they are just going to take it?

>> No.51652938

In 5 years or hell maybe next year sometime, all this crap panic now will be a bad memory. No one will care other than two types of people; Those who bagged like hell during the panic and those who wish they did.

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Got me some vtsax cheapies again today.

>> No.51652954

>>51652790
Most of those have blew their load. If oil goes back to $100 a barrel that should put gasoline on the fire though. For those anons shilling the spr still not being empty -- biden will stop in october. Or the saudis will stop pumping and drain the spr bone fucking empty and kick off the oil crisis again and oil goes to $200 a barrel.

>> No.51652956

>>51652914
Bitcoin isn't a risk asset, it's a scam asset. It exists to jerk in one direction, get dipshits to FOMO long or short, then jerk the other way to liquidate.

>> No.51652962

mumu trap

>> No.51652978

>>51652956
How is that any different than equities?

>> No.51652983
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>>51652937
We sure are. And they sure will.
And you know what? It's beautiful.

>> No.51652985

>>51652962
Can you even call it a trap when after market trading is closed?

>> No.51652996

>>51652962
Anyone got mumu as a trap?
Asking for a friend

>> No.51652998

>>51652978
Only some equities are like that. Especially since stock options aren't nearly as large of a percentage of the market as longs and shorts are in crypto.

>> No.51652999

>>51652985
no, but thats what the bitcoin movement is

>> No.51653020

Well I guess there's a small bright spot to the whole inflation thing; your taxes next year won't be as bad. IRS uses some formula that uses the inflation rate to figure out how much you owe. So you could see the brackets get hiked by 7% due to inflation hit.

>> No.51653024

Why are futures up though?

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>>51651962

Good. The only problem is that the actual bottom is still about 6 months away.

>> No.51653031

>>51653020
Im also in debt to the irs

>> No.51653040

>>51653024
why are futures up how much? You realize it doesnt go straight down (even though it basically is going straight down). is europe even open yet?

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>>51653024

Shemitah is over retard. I bet you thought it was only a meme lmao.

>> No.51653064

WORLD BANK: CHINA'S ECONOMY PROJECTED TO EXPAND 2.8% IN 2022; 4.5% IN 2023

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>>51652978
Did you know. that when you buy a stock. you are actually buying a percentage of control of a REAL company. that makes actual products (if you aren't buying pennyshit of course). Like, if you had enough money and bought enough shares, you could tell them what to do and stuff. You could hire and fire people, tell the CEO (your employee) to build some new factories, launch a new product, try to enter an adjacent industry...

Now with Bitcoin. You control... some 1's and 0's? Which you can redeem for uhh... nothing?? Seems a bit different no???

>> No.51653086

>>51653024
Algos just being autistic. Bond yields and DXY are down so it makes sense that futures would be green, but a fucking 5 basis point drop in bond yields really has no business corresponding to a .7% rise in futures.

>> No.51653090

>>51652565
stfu nigger!!!!!

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>>51653024

>> No.51653100

>>51653064
Lollll

>> No.51653108

>>51653086
>a .7% rise in futures
That's what I mean. It's as if some company posted great earnings AH or something.
>>51653092
Based.

>> No.51653119

>>51653024
Unpaid night interns fucking with the market

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>>51653064
>t.

>> No.51653137

>>51652084
America doesn't want a direct confrontation with anyone anymore because they're more fragile than they want to seem. It's actually a lot like how Russia seems less fearsome now than it did before they invaded Ukraine because now we see how shit they really are at war. Same with the US who despite all the great military advantages still couldn't get rid of the Taliban lmao.

So the answer is no you'll see more bitch moves like trying to foment a coup like they're trying to do in Iran right now, but nothing direct.

>> No.51653140

massive bull run coming anyone short better sell off tomorrow morning

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>>51653040
>>51653086
>>51653092
>>51653108

>all this cope

Why won't you just fucking admit it lmao. The fucking market bottom on the exact fucking day kek.

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This chart was wrong again today

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>>51653160
red red red, what do you mean it was wrong?

>> No.51653179

>>51653137
>couldn't get rid of the taliban
No shit retard. It's not like they were capable of fighting back, but every time we drone strike 3 ragheads 3 of their cousins sign up. We could turn the country into a parking lot, but that's the only solution. The more you kill them the more there are. You can't kill an ideology like that

>> No.51653181

>>51653153
I'm not coping I'm asking. This is the only real reason I can see.
>WAKE ME UP, WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS
I AM AWAKE

>> No.51653184

>>51653160
>red friday
>red futures
>red day

>> No.51653185

>>51653153
>>51653160
We had really green futures I believe wednesday evening and thursday morning of last week and then dumped the whole day, futures aren't correlating with stock performance

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>>51653160

No it wasn't actually. Today was a red day proceeded by a red day and red futures.

Then, today was a red day followed by green futures. We will crab tomorrow. Screencap this and kys.

>> No.51653189

>>51653069
>bro you own the company

Nigger no one cares about your couple thousand shares. They are gonna hire the tranny or poo so Blackrock gives them more diversity points

>> No.51653195

>>51653160
Smartest bull poster

>> No.51653196 [DELETED] 

>>51652036
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.51653203

>>51653179
>nooo you can't kill your enemies, it's too hard

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You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

>> No.51653215

>>51653175
they crabbed and were above where they were at the close of the market the yesterday on the opening of today. am i missing something?

>> No.51653232

>>51653188
futures were green at open though? I don't understand, are we looking at different futures? what futures are you guys looking at?

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>>51653069
smg should buy party city and make them sell black folk mannequins hanging from trees this Halloween

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>>51653215

You don't understand how it works.

Crab is +/- .20% at the most. Anything more is green. Futures are green right now dude.

>> No.51653243

>>51653203
Hitler did it. Look at his legacy now.

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>>51653232
>futures were green at open

Holy shit this place is so fucked lmao.

>> No.51653256

I'm down 15k from what I think me real value is because oil companies are the only thing trading like a recession is about to happen.

I guess I dont mind. If I had liquidated at my high I would have paid 10k in taxes.

>> No.51653260

>>51653239
I agree they are green right now. But they were green at open this morning too? at least the SP500 futures was. what am i missing?

>> No.51653265

>>51653232
Your futures not too bright boy

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BoBros the bulls are scaring me, I'm still scarred by the last rally in july

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>>51653137
Sorry to dissapoint, commie-san, but it's the opposite. Americans may appear to be decadant consoomers 90% of the time but unlike in a dictatorship everyone, individually, has something to fight for and you better believe we will. Imagine being a Ch*nese soldier knowing that no matter who wins, you will come home to cardboard cities, infinite surveillance cameras and nag drones, and your life could be ended at any minute by the party or just a rogue escalator and you will have no recourse, and everyone around you will just accept that "that's how it goes here". Or a Russian with every bit of your fortune depending on your little strongman and if you complain in any way or try to get someone else in power, jail time.

America divided putters around in 3rd world countries and leaves when enough of our own people get pissed off. America united pursues our enemies to the end of the earth and razes their cities without remorse.

>> No.51653275

Wait I thought next quarter gdp was tomorrow morning I don't see it on the calendar

>> No.51653276

>>51652740
>CVNA should be zero. Unironically a money laundering organization for organized crime.
more like car dealerships are in cahoots with corrupt state government officials.

>> No.51653280

>>51652036
Technical analysis is no better than a coin flip.
Prove me wrong.

>> No.51653281

>>51653253
>>51653244
this is the SP500 futures chart, it was green

>> No.51653282

>>51652036
I'm genuinely happy that AMC holders are losing all their money and crying in discord groups about them losing their life savings meanwhile their parents pensions are about to be stolen by the government and they're somehow meant to support. You all truly thought that retail was going to win, unironically. The brave and noble fish thought that one day he was going to beat the shit out of a whale. You're not going to be 'so fucking rich", you're going to be middle level poor. Your shillers can try their best to provide optimism about tiny little things that the company is doing but lets be real, you already know you've lost this one, check the log chart. MFW when your 'thought leader' livesteams his purchases even though his position and networth is not even that much, not even a fart of the hedgefund whales you hope to see get liquidated.

Should have just gotten crypto and you shouldn't have shit talked BTC. Congratulations, you're poor now.

>> No.51653290

>>51653069
Sir I hear what you are saying but respectfully... Jews

>> No.51653294 [DELETED] 

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>> No.51653295

>>51653282
I may not (apparently) understand what the hell futures are but at least i'm not a cryptobro

>> No.51653297

>>51653260
We weren't green until 950am after market opened... wtf are you talking about

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>>51653260

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Maybe you are European.

Use this website and Google search what "futures" means.

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.51653314

>>51653274
Ah yes the decadent American cities filled with niggers who at any moment will light you on fire without remorse and repercussions.

>> No.51653317 [DELETED] 

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>> No.51653322

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/d05be4b6-a6d5-3690-823f-0bff84b26f1f/buying-the-stock-market-dip.html

Lol

>> No.51653327

>>51653297
does whether it is green start with close of the previous day's market to next day's market or from midnight to market open?

>> No.51653339

>>51653322
>Trying to make contention points sound epic
Writers these days

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>>51653294
>>51653317
>>51653196

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>>51652036
Hey guys Tom here.
Keep your size small.
What you're not balancing your deltas?
Not even contrarian?
NGMI

>> No.51653362

>>51653327
It closed at 367.95 Friday and opened at 366.41 Monday. It got considerably red between... it was red/red/red on the meme chart and it was accurate

>> No.51653367

>>51652876
Will the rates snap after the next stock market rally?

>> No.51653371

>>51653314
they'll make great berserker squads when we airdrop them en masse to rape your boy hole

>> No.51653378

I thought I bought the bottom last week and am losing money since. I'm still holding.

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>50% of this general doesn't know the difference between after market, futures and pre market

This can't be fucking real lol.

>> No.51653397

>>51653382
Aside from liquidity spikes, some underlying differences, does it matter?

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>>51653382
Why do Jews get so many special sessions?

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>>51653371
>they'll make great berserker squads when we airdrop them en masse to rape your boy hole

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>>51653346
>was the post poo poo
>was the post pee pee

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>>51653314
Say what you want about America's blacks and the self-destructive tendencies some have. But they aren't so fond of Asian folks by and large. And I'll wager the average black male height is a fair bit taller than that of the average Han Ch*nese male. So be careful who you write off Pooh. They just may show up at your door.

>> No.51653430

>>51653396
>Rosh Hashanah
>Jewish new year
>Drinking, time off, no volume, sell-off.

>Yom Kippur
>Fasting
>No food, hunger develops, Jew greed goes into overdrive, mass buying.

It's that simple.

>> No.51653431

State sitting on cash pile thanks to covid federal dollars. Already have earmarked some of it for nice 12% pay hike next year. I've already gotten the rest of my money those fucks gave out (8%). I'm a greedy fucker; bring on the inflation, puts pressure on them to quickly pass it and move on. Unlike the federal govt, state govt fucks are more of a down home bunch; they have houses and shat to go back to once the session is over. So riling up the voters is not a smart thing if you want to stay in office.

>> No.51653438

I've got plans to put $300 into the market every week for the next few years

I've got until I get my degree then I'm kicked out of my parents house. If I don't build a solid passive income I'm fucked. I'm only going to college to buy myself time. I won't do anything with my degree. The $300 is allowance from mommy.

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>>51653361
>BREAKING: TOM SOSNOFF SCREAMS RACIAL SLURS ON AIRPLANE
Short QSR

>> No.51653444

>>51653274
>has something to fight for
Israel?

>> No.51653445

>>51653362
Okay thank you, i misunderstood several things.
I thought crabbing was any amount of swinging so long as it ending up at about the same place.

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Just read my Panda Express fortune
>HAPPY EVENTS WILL TAKE PLACE IN YOUR HOME
I think that means TQQQ to $50 by end of October

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>>51653425
>Say what you want about America's blacks and the self-destructive tendencies some have. But they aren't so fond of Asian folks by and large. And I'll wager the average black male height is a fair bit taller than that of the average Han Ch*nese male. So be careful who you write off Pooh. They just may show up at your door.

>> No.51653475

>>51653361
Why were you trading on the SHEMITAH Tom?

>> No.51653488

>>51653382
sorry i've only been trading for 2 months and never read anything about stock before now. I'm up about 60% so far

>> No.51653489

CHINA REGULATORS ASK FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS TO AVOID TRADING ACTIVITIES THAT MAY CAUSE BIG FLUCTUATIONS IN THE SECURITIES MARKET -RTRS

>> No.51653493

>>51653431
Boomer anon you said you made like $20/hr. An 8% raise is like $40/week after tax.

>> No.51653495

>>51653489
So strangles?

>> No.51653498

>>51653425
>Say what you want about America's blacks and the self-destructive tendencies some have

Dude. They literally and unironically do over 50% of all violent crime while not even being a 5th of the population. also they do more violence on other races than every other race and they also do more violence on each race than any other race does to them.

>> No.51653499

>>51653489
What effect do you think this will have on things?

>> No.51653505

>>51653382
Don't tell me you're the fag that thinks after hours and futures are mutually exclusive. Futures open at 5 pm Central per the CME website. You can pull up /NQ or /ES on your broker's platform and see it yourself.

>> No.51653509

>>51653489
Remember when that guy shorted nickel and went bankrupt then kept shorting nickel

>> No.51653513

>>51653495
I guess that news and BOJ buying is pumping futures tonight.

>> No.51653520

>>51653445
You could argue crab I guess but it also tried to rally before close and dumped into close so it is definitely red in my book

>> No.51653529

>>51653513
>china removed their sell button
>Japan is dumping us currency out the window
>poomp it

>> No.51653541

>>51653499
They said they don't want market turmoil before the 20th party congress.

>> No.51653542

>>51653493
I make over 21/hr. For 8hrs a day. Actually I work 7.0 due to uh creative accounting practices. Which is then further whittled down due to actually working for just half that time.

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>>51653462

>t.

>> No.51653545

>>51653498
Russia is currently doing early release for prisoners for serving during war time. We will absolutley weaponize our niggers and supply them will pcp. They'll bravely diversify changs for us and white girls will cheer them on

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>>51653529

>> No.51653551

>>51653520
so if we're green like this and then it dumps back to a bit below opening half an hour before the stock market opens would you say that's crab or red?

>> No.51653557

>>51653542
kek thats actually terrible i thought you had a cushy glowie job

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>>51652036
Tip: If you have a hard time visualizing bear markets, in TradingView, ALT+I
Would you make that trade?

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>>51653551
No crab, only roo

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>>51653544
Hey retard, no one is buying your pro nigger stance

>> No.51653569

exactly how much are they buying? just enough to stop the bleeding?

>> No.51653573

>>51653569
My guess is relief rally

>> No.51653578

>>51653529
Jap move = dxy down, bonds down
Chinese move = giga bullish

Euros and us will follow. Fucking meltup

>> No.51653580

>>51652914

japs selling USTs
chinks are printing to buy their stocks and divesting from ours
crypto is bullshit
futures are bullshit

>> No.51653579

>>51653566
I like crabs better, they are cool and taste great and won't kick a hole through me

>> No.51653583

>>51652093
Atlanta fed also has a new projection for q3 GDP. last week's projection was 0.3%, could very well be negative. Q3 can definitely be barely positive, but Q4 is unquestionably going to be a decent decline as unemployment is bound to spike. It amazes me how jpow could say with a straight face that US GDP will be positive in 2022 after 2 negative quarters and everything is getting worse.

>> No.51653587

>>51653560
I kind of hate but also love that this meme is going to make me question every single painting I ever see for the rest of my life...

>> No.51653588
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>futures

>> No.51653593

>>51653382
Haha, what a bunch of morons, let me know what the differences are to show how stupid they are haha

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>>51653587
I love all Pepes, but yes.

>> No.51653602
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So much bull cope itt, you faggots don’t understand Shemitah is the fucking fake out. They’re going to have you and plebbit right where they want you before they blow your assholes out. These people aren’t playing 0-1dte or weeklies, one or two days in one direction or another is irrelevant... I’ve studied Yiddish and they communicate through the markets, notice the action today were going much lower with a intermittent exit liquidity, bond market was the mega jews signaling to their equity underlings on wat is coming.

Crypto pump is happening is a ruse to draw in as many crypto faggots back in before delivering a death blow to make them capitulate for the last time

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>FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS ARE BEING ASKED BY REGULATORS TO AVOID TRADING ACTIVITY THAT MAY CREATE LARGE VOLATILITY IN THE SECURITIES MARKET - SOURCES.
You hear that bobo? Shorting will be made illegal. You're going to jail.

>> No.51653612

>>51653557
Ah but you have to consider the big picture. My expenses is very low. Due to lack of debt and getting my house cheap as hell during the 2008 fallout. I live/work in a smallish city so its not like I'm beating the hell outta a car year in and year out. So most of my money is diverted into retirement options.

>> No.51653614

>>51653602
>When you stare at charts too long and hallucinate messaging.
I know that feeling friend.

>> No.51653616

>>51653438
You’re a fool. Education is a more valuable investment than a pitiful stock portfolio, and will always make you more in the long term. You need a serious re-think

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AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

>> No.51653639

>>51653608
how is this not market manipulation

>> No.51653642

>Oil
sad my boi can't rise no more

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>>51653578
>Chinese banks being forced to buy the dip
>bullish

>> No.51653647

>>51653612
>i make shit wages but also i'm poor as fuck
lol what kind of cope is this

>> No.51653650

>>51653628
jej i bought drv in AH for the housing data at 9am but drv seems to inverse the market more than follow any housing data so RIP

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>>51653650
>FUTURES

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>futures...

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>>51653580
It’s all so tiresome. Going all in on tomorrow expiry 3650p emini puts rn. Going to sleep. Rich or poor.

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>Futures

>> No.51653699

>>51653608
>the shorts are LE EVIL
Generally I find this a GIGANTIC red flag on any ticker that goes down this line. Usually means they are actively committing fraud or looking into the abyss internally.
There are shithead shorts, but they are also plenty of shithead longs. King Pajeet Chamath for example.
What the hell does it mean when the entire market does this?

>> No.51653706

>>51653643
Chinks literally made it illegal to redeem.. literally disabled the buy button and then pointed a gun at the bankers and told them they have to buy..

Yes this is the most bullish thing in a very long time

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>futuros

>> No.51653718

>>51653699
>What the hell does it mean when the entire market does this?
You will own nothing and be happy

>> No.51653723

>>51653647
Define poor?. If you mean driving a decent car without rust holes in it (2014 Corolla; paid off) or having a 3 bed house w/basement, garage, a nice yard plus tile in the kitchen and both bathrooms, and a 65" tv in the living along with a gas fireplace then I must be one poor asshole..Also the car my wife drives ain't bad either.

>> No.51653726

>>51653706
Disabled the sell button*

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>el futuros

>> No.51653741

>>51653714
God, I wish that were me.

>> No.51653759

Pre market tomorrow we have gdp and housing. Powell taking about digital currency... pump or dump?

>> No.51653762

zoomers dont know of a time when you could enter an order and sleep easy because you wouldnt get 2% movement in premarket because of astrology and robots

>> No.51653763

>>51653706
That's bearish as fuck anon.

>> No.51653772

>>51652195
CRACK IN ALL BUT NAME

>> No.51653775

>>51653759
we gap down

>> No.51653777

>>51653723
oh hon hon hon he has TILE sorry anon you are a high roller

>> No.51653780

>>51653723
Boomer anon I don't really like you or give a shit about your car. You shouldn't be trying to impress us go fuck your wife or something

>> No.51653783

This crash makes me lol. You bitches let it crash and we can be done tomorrow, but you want to drag it out? Fine. See you in 2025. Enjoy 4 years of suffering instead of 4 hours.

>> No.51653787

>>51653759
What gdp episode is coming out tomorrow? I thought they arrested those guys for "trafficking"

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Supposedly Europe's gas supplies just got sabotaged by russian frogmen.

>> No.51653796

>>51653643
that meme is amazing lmao

>> No.51653803

>>51652036
https://www.topfxbrokersreview.com/risk-free-trading-up-to-100-usd-fxc/

>> No.51653806

>>51652714
After a faceripping 2 month long rally, retards in this thread really think its time for another bear market rally even though we only just closed at new lows. We have like 5% more to go. 350 minimum. And this sentiment is the reason

>> No.51653811

>>51653792
>russian frogmen
WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE ON CHIMERA SOLDIERS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51653812

>>51653787
The one with the chick with the big nose that looks *exactly* like someone I went to high school with, to the point I think it might actually be her.

>> No.51653813

>>51653792
this is the start of the big one bros, protip, it wasnt russians that did it

>> No.51653819
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>risk on
>meltup

Ahhhhh it won't stop

>> No.51653818

>>51653706
How is that remotely bullish, anon?

Are you retarded?

>> No.51653828

>>51653819
makes literally no sense but then again bbby had a pump after the cfo an heroed

>> No.51653836

Looks like US dollar is finally topping. Gonna buy some yen tonight.

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>>51653462
>>51653498
>>51653444
>All these stock /pol/ responses
You know, there's something you cynics and projecting commie block dwellers don't realize. all of the bad shit you can think of to say about the USA? It's already in our press, on our internets. we don't have to hide anything. I know it's hard to believe, but organically positive news is not just a coverup and optimism is not just hidden pessimism. Your nations may be hiding more Evergrandes, more reactive armor blocks replaced with sawdust, more racial tensions between ethnic groups nobody else has ever heard of, and nobody will say anything, but in the USA anything resembling a weakness, a coverup, a scam will be put under the microscope and debated and examined by tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of people.

Look around in the markets. Total chaos everywhere. What does the world buy? Not yuan. Not rubles. Not Yens or Euros (sorry ally bros). It's USD baby. The currency of truth, not lies. The reserve currency of the entire world. And when the chips are down? You know which military democracies will turn to.

Never. Bet. Against. America.

>> No.51653842

>>51653714

Ants are actually cool as shit. Their turf wars are wild too.

>> No.51653858

>>51653777
>>51653780
The point is I'm not poor. I ain't trying to impress anyone. You said I was poor. Well I answered you. I'll tell you the people who are poor; the ones who ain't got no place to go, the fucks who piss all their money away on drugs or whatever instead of trying to make their lives better or the fucks who willingly blow tens of thousands on some fancy ass degree then cry when hey surprise it's payback time..

>> No.51653860

>>51653836

>Looks like US dollar is finally topping.

why

>> No.51653872

>>51653813
Whom? The CIA? Mossad?

>> No.51653882

>>51653858
kek dont worry anon i'm sure 21 an hour is worth wage slaving for the anti christ

>> No.51653884

>>51653837
Even though you know the truth, you cannot do anything about it. and if you say anything in the mainstream internet you would be cancelled.
Hell you cannot even boycott another country (isreal) since its literally ILLEGAL in some states.
So much freedom isn't it?

>> No.51653888

can you feel that in the air? yes thats the feeling you get right before the last war kicks off and all investments drop to zero.

>> No.51653889

>>51653860
foreign countries are dumping US treasuries to save themselves, which means bad news for this goy>>51653837

>> No.51653892

>>51653858
>ain't got no
You're poor

>> No.51653914
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>>51653889
Yes. Dumping USTs, yields moon, stonks especially precious tech = ded

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>>51653884
Black dudes literally protest Israel all the time here. It's fucking hilarious. They are even labeled as a hate group by the glow niggers but it doesn't stop them

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>>51652250
noooooo. not our women !

>> No.51653976

New

>>51653961
>>51653961

>>51653961
>>51653961

>> No.51653980

>>51652036
Futes

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>>51653976

>> No.51653986

>>51653917
looking forward to when US becomes under 30% white. Wonder if Israel will drop them then since they'll be truly third world by then. They're trying to suck up to china now so they're ready to parasitize again

>> No.51654001

>>51653981
So are you a professional cum guzzler, or is it only a recreational hobby?

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>>51653462

>> No.51654036

>>51653892
Kek. Well if I'm poor what the hell does that make the millions of fucks who got it worse than me, slime? I must be the "poorest" fuck here then. Personally I'll take my poor life over some of the other shit people deal with and do it gladly. No stress, no bullshit,no asshole bosses, no health issues, etc. Poor me..

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>>51653986

>> No.51654286

>>51653811
kek

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unironically thank you anon for posting these hamplanets, finished my workout and was feeling horny. coming here and seeing that shit turned me off.

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>> No.51655376

This thread is still usable, where is everyone?