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*Drives into Drive In*

Oh hi there Chud I haven't seen you since high school. I moved to the Big City to get my degree. How's it going buddy ?

(CHUD ANSWERS)......

Oh you still live in your mom's basement ? Well that's cool I suppose
at least you don't have to pay rent like I do. Do you have a girlfriend ?

(CHUD ANSWERS)......

No ? I mean you never were a ladies guy but trust me eventually you will find a nice girl that want's to settle down with you.

Hey do you remember that time in History class when you debated with the teacher about the Holocaust and everybody made fun of you ?
I know you turned red in the face and had tears in your eyes. My friend Chad gave you a hard time for that one, shoved you into a locker. Crazy times huh ?

(CHUD STARTS VISIBLY TREMBLING)

Well I suppose I have to go now, take care buddy.
Hope that Bitcoin thing works out for you.

>> No.51619662

>>51619650
>remember that time in History class when you debated with the teacher about the Holocaust
If I could relive my high school days this is the one thing I wish I had done.

>> No.51619672

>>51619650
I have visceral hatred for the word buddy. I can't tell if a person is being condescending or they genuinely think it is an okay wird

>> No.51619678

>>51619662
I would have banged those chicks like they offered instead of just gotten blowjobs because I was a shy kid and I would gone into mma and lifting way earlier on and I would have quit piano because it is gay

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51619687

>>51619650
>space before and after question mark
That's intentional, isn't it? It conveys exactly the kind of person you want me to imagine.

>> No.51619689

>>51619672
Assume the best. If they meant it in a condescending way, your upbeat answer will make them change their tone. Works 80% of the time and a positive attitude makes you more fun to be around in general. Also, invest in Algorand.

>> No.51619739

>>51619687
what do you mean ?

>> No.51619893

>>51619687
He's probably french

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51619929

>>51619662
>>51619672
>>51619678
>>51619687
>>51619689
>>51619739
>>51619893
You're posting in a raid thread. They're currently looking for ways to shit up /biz/ with spam just like they do to /pol/. This board asks too many questions and has too much mimetic energy, so they need to destroy it.

>> No.51619944

>>51619929
take your meds schizo !

>> No.51619945

why does chud always have that jewish face

>> No.51619986

>Drives into Drive In

kek

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>>51619650

>> No.51620103

lol
niggers

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51620117

attention all reddit raid niggers. Go fuck off back to plebbit, and you will never be real woman. That is all.

>> No.51620148

>>51619672
calling someone buddy is often condescending, saying something like "a buddy of mine" isn't

But yeah, lots of people use it in a condescending way

>> No.51620166

>>51619929
Where does that screencap mention /biz/

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Attention trannies. Come into this thread and face me. I will be waiting.
>>51620142

>> No.51620234

>>51619678
You got blowjobs?