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>he didn't sell Rosh Hashanah
Goyim, I....

>> No.51616790

>>51616728
why does yom kippur make me think of smoked salmon

probably because kippers are capers

>> No.51616861

>>51616728
Do Jews really?

>> No.51616889

>>51616790
>yum, capers
>lox bagels
>oy vey

>> No.51616896

>>51616861
They're a superstitious people and because they have a lot of influence in financial markets it certainly is affected. It's not some grand conspiracy to steal wealth like some people make it out to be though

>> No.51616922

>>51616896
>not some grand conspiracy to steal wealth
Kike detected

>> No.51616972

>>51616896
kek

>> No.51617006

I like how trading based on jewish holidays is mainstream news

>> No.51617041
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51617041

>sell the end of the shemitah goy let us slurp

>> No.51617064

sounds like some brown terrorist shit to me

>> No.51617072

>>51617006
I agree it's funny on first glance, but when I think about it more I actually hate absolutely everything about that fact. It's literally everything wrong in this society in a single headline.

>> No.51617103

>>51617072
it's actually stunning and brave how despite being holocausted and expelled from hundreds of countries for false accusations of usury and subversion, they've gone on to become so successful in the world of finance and politics

>> No.51617251
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51617251

Jewologist here. The playbook is like this:
>short risk for shemitah (right now)
>short currency for the jubilee in 5783 (~2023 in goy years)
>short goyim for the messianic age (~2120)

>> No.51617253

>>51616896
Go back to the cringemines crypto-kike.

>> No.51617286

>>51617251
gosh I love adhering to the 7 noahide laws

>> No.51617460

>>51617103
cool it, pal

>> No.51617476

>>51616790
same for me, actually. maybe it's kipper, another form of (often) smoked fish?

>> No.51617529

>>51617476
yum kipper

>> No.51617611

>>51616896
The Jews mean well when they have their hand in their pocket. It's part of their religion.

>> No.51617623

>>51617611
* your pocket

>> No.51617637

>>51617251
Double-kike-based

>> No.51617666

>>51616889
Lox bagels are good, loved them ever since I went to my friend's bar mitzvah. Jewish food is good, nothing beats a thick cut pastrami sandwich from a Jewish deli.

>> No.51617700

>>51617666
Hola temple of Satan fren

>> No.51617713

>>51617666
cursed

>> No.51617732

This just in.

Rosh Hashanah has just started and will continue until the 27th

Jewish hellfire will reign down onto the markets

Don't but back in until October (Yom Kippur is 10/5)

>> No.51617764

>>51617666
>jewish is good
>digits