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IBM is sponsoring SmartCon

>> No.51610185
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how do you do my fellow link army toads??

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>>51610177
It's happening....TONIGHT

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>>51610185
this is my favourite toad

>> No.51610231

>>51610177
Wow another breadcrumb. Meanwhile staking/ccip nowhere to be seen

>> No.51610246

>>51610185
this is gay.
dubs and i build an og link group that air drops link holders from 2017

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>>51610231
;_;

>> No.51610315

>>51610177
Imagine how many billions CZ has given to IBM so they show up with their corporative name in this ShitCon.

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>Sergey talks to some low level IBM wagie for 5 minutes
>"listen, put $1 in the front pocket of my flannel shirt. just do it"
>IBM guy is flabbergasted but does it to see what will happen
>"thanks man, you are now a sponsor of smartcon"

>> No.51610353

>IBM
literally whom'st've?

>> No.51610357

>>51610177
IBM is dinoboomer tech central. I work there and the average employee is eligible for Medicare. They are all mentally checked out, digitally illiterate, entitled, and utterly useless from a business standpoint. I've got one foot out the door.

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>>51610177
more like they're an ibm customer

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>>51610363
Literally nobody should be an IBM customer unless they enjoy paying 10x what they should for software and services.

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>>51610177
Checked

>> No.51610781

>>51610665
thanks, I didn't know who IBM was

What the fuck is this,2018?? Muh Vechain partnerships?
STAKING AND CCIP, NOW

>> No.51610898

>smartcon
thanks for the word filter suggestion

>> No.51611082

>>51610177
chainstank is unfudable, pretty much only retards dont hold some stank link

>> No.51611107

>>51610781
Nice sarcasm, maybe you’ll figure out why I posted it sometime. Hint: it’s the url.

>> No.51611273

>>51610177
I-B-WHO?

>> No.51611286

>>51610191
Thank you, smug Sergey of wealth!

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hours of sergey bros. im so excited

>> No.51611375

>>51610357
>t. part of IBM's janitorial staff

>> No.51611399

>>51611307
umm that's new, interesting he's doing it with him instead of ed
fss must be ready

>> No.51611416

>>51611399
checked

>> No.51611425

>>51611307
>pic
OH SHIT. That's new (and big).
I noticed now that they've reshuffled the speaker order. They've moved Dawn Song closer to the top of the list, though I'm pretty sure her speech is a nothingburger as she presented a near identical topic just a few days ago, which had no big announcements that I could tell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAqx5P1e6jA

>> No.51611428

>>51611344
I’m going. I’m gonna shove a Big Mac up my arse while listening to this man speak

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>>51611375
The positive is that I've sold millions of dollars of useless Frankenstein enterprise software this year, all from the comfort of my home office. I just hate my old, useless coworkers.

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sam talking to a reporter

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town hall with steve

>> No.51611544

>>51611518
I hope someone stabs his kike face

>> No.51611567

>>51611518
ultra nothing
>>51611541
nothing. I wonder why he bothered coming out for this? Probably because this is going to be the most important Smartcon for Chainlink, and they thought it'd be poetic for cofounder 1 (Sergey) to be part of the opening address, and cofounder 2 (Steve) being part of the closing address.

>> No.51611734

Check out the SmartCon page for the most recent sponsor. He’s going all in on chainlink isn’t he?

>> No.51611771

>>51610277
Why don't the Jews want the birbs to have bread?

>> No.51611802

>>51610277
How are rice effects different than bread

>> No.51611867

>last minute begging from Sergey and his HR roasties to IBM's HR roasties to get people to sponsor his event and probably not even getting any money for it
Holy shit they're desperate. Smartcon is going to be a disaster. Get your shorts ready lads.

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>>51611802
I think is anti-birb propaganda made by Jews. I'm gonna go throw a loaf of bread in the lake for the birb frens

>> No.51611899

>>51611734
steel perlot

>> No.51611960

>>51611899
checked
correct

>> No.51612114

>>51611867
He begged Charles Hoskinson to speak but all he got was a picture because Charles cucked him desu

>> No.51612305

>>51610246
Rolling. Do a neutral platform. Bare bones minimalistic. Airdrop a gov token to holders from 2017.

>> No.51612345

>>51610177
Reminder: 56 unique addresses took part in the bigmac raffle ie 56 people bought a ticket