/smg/ - Sneed Market General

[Anonymous No.51574567]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51568220

[Anonymous No.51574578]

unironically about to slurp AMD

[Anonymous No.51574590]

>>51574578
P/E still over 30. Let it fuck off all the way back down to $30 where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.51574591]

time to slurp edition

[Anonymous No.51574594]

>BOBOS STILL IN CONTROL

[Anonymous No.51574600]

AVCT
AVCT
AVCT
AVCT

[Anonymous No.51574603]

called it
>>51574541
>now looks like a good time for a swing trade with spy calls

[Anonymous No.51574604]

I cant wait for a full reversal power hour that fucking mind melts everyone on the market today.

[Anonymous No.51574608]

>>51574567
I'm just used to my account bleeding

[Anonymous No.51574609]

This is the bottom

[Anonymous No.51574611]

>>51574594
Not for long

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51574615]

Are we going to gap up tomorrow? I don't know if I want to sell puts or not. I just need to think, "What would Putler do?" He'd probably hold puts, i'm going to hold puts.

[Anonymous No.51574616]

>>51574578
Amd shill here. Dont

[Anonymous No.51574626]

okay now THIS is the bottom

[Anonymous No.51574630]

>>51574397
>trad
>latina
>spend the rest of your life worshiping Mary as a god

No thanks papist swine

[Anonymous No.51574635]

>>51574591
good luck dumbnuts, you'll be bagholding for at least 6 months before you see any real return

[Anonymous No.51574637]

>>51574604

[Anonymous No.51574639]

kek
would've been +70% up in SAVA if I wasn't a retard pussy faggot

[Anonymous No.51574642]

>>51574593
I've always had a fascination with Vegas but it's not worth living there unless you're wealthy. Speaking of acquiring wealth, don't forget to buy YANG.

[Anonymous No.51574643]

>>51574615
>Are we going to gap up tomorrow?
despite my pessimism i refuse to hold any positions overnight when the one thing they seem to be doing is trying to bleed retail

[Anonymous No.51574648]

>>51574578
dont do it, slick

[Anonymous No.51574653]

Reply with stocks that don’t care about market conditions
I’ll start

>LMT
>KO

[Anonymous No.51574656]

violent non-stop dumping

[Anonymous No.51574669]

why contain it?

[Anonymous No.51574671]

>>51574600
What is this shit? They're waiting for a buyout?

[Anonymous No.51574673]

THE 10 YEAR TREASURY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51574675]

>>51574643
so you reckon I should sell some short puts to hedge my long puts and then use the money I get from the sale of the puts to buy calls?

[Anonymous No.51574676]

>>51574643
>trying to bleed retail
that's why you gotta fly under the radar and beat them at their own game son

[Anonymous No.51574681]

>>51574639
holyshit
casava bros wagmi

best root vegetable

[Anonymous No.51574682]

>>51574615
>"What would Putler do?"
Apparently waste billions of dollars and thousands of lives. Lol who would've thought a slavic vassal state could be so stronk.
>>51574656
I've been slurping for the last 2 weeks, and I feel I've been heemed enough!

[Anonymous No.51574690]

Buy SOXL, you fools

[Anonymous No.51574689]

Any Bobos buying TQQQ expecting a Reddit slurp?

[Anonymous No.51574691]

>>51574671
I remember shorting it around $5, stay the fuck away lmao

[Anonymous No.51574705]

I am 25x on my SAVA. I refuse to sell even a single share until $900.

[Anonymous No.51574708]

>>51574675
many such cases

[Anonymous No.51574710]

>>51574653
just KO. Whole worls is eating and drinking shit they produce. In times of crysis, goys will eat more produced food too since it's cheaper. PEP and KO are safe bets.

[Anonymous No.51574711]

I have beheemed myself....

[Anonymous No.51574714]

>>51574590
No please...

[Anonymous No.51574716]

>>51574639
Me fucking too.. worst feeling

[Anonymous No.51574718]

>>51574653
MU
UUUU

[Anonymous No.51574724]

>>51574711
thats a pretty good average though you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.51574727]

>>51574710
I meant more processed* food, not produced

[Anonymous No.51574731]

>>51574689
I'm sort of leaning towards thinking about a trade like that but not today. Chart gizmos are staunchly opposed to the idea at this time.

[Anonymous No.51574735]

Please buy the dip or the village will go hungry.

[Anonymous No.51574741]

>>51574724
stahp, its not cool to beclown your fellow smggers

[Anonymous No.51574743]

>>51574656
Fitting, the economy is basically hot diarrhea anymore

[Anonymous No.51574746]

Not gonna lie, some of these dips looking pretty juicy on my screen.

[Anonymous No.51574749]

>>51574642
Chinese have no soul

[Anonymous No.51574751]

>>51574643
This is going to be a long drawn out bear market. The fed said so, global banks have said so, and any financial analyst worth a damn has said so. I can understand wanting to secure profits due to random Jewish pumps, but you really have no reason to fear the bottom is anywhere near in anon.

[Anonymous No.51574756]

looks like a third ascending wedge on spy forming
last two went as expected but man, TA is bound to fail at some point

[Anonymous No.51574761]

Rosh Hashanah will be a Black Monday. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.51574765]

>>51574751
>All the Jews saying the bottom is far away
Tomorrow is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51574768]

>>51574711
Yes, thank you sir. Semi conductor future. Car, fridge, radio, all need conductors. Very good sir. Thank you for doing the needful friend.

[Anonymous No.51574769]

FDX dropper er early

[Anonymous No.51574771]

>>51574746
Shit is breaking June lows left and right

[Anonymous No.51574772]

>>51574751
i lost like half my account in that fake and/or gay july pump on no logical reasoning and i just bearly clawed back to zero yesterday so i have many reasons to fear this market my frend

[Anonymous No.51574781]

>>51574689
Ive held november spy 370p for months and i dont see any reason to not continue holding till 360 minimum

[Anonymous No.51574798]

We're almost there lads.

[Anonymous No.51574802]

>>51574690
Nice try Lum, but i'll just buy more SOXS sorry bby

[Anonymous No.51574803]

>>51574642
Gays were a mistake

[Anonymous No.51574810]

nothing but a slow bleed in this fucking market.

i am financially bored

[Anonymous No.51574811]

techsissies... it's over...

[Anonymous No.51574815]

>>51574802
You will beheem yourself...

[Anonymous No.51574824]

So...how is the SAVA short doing today?

[Anonymous No.51574827]

>>51574811
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51574828]

>>51574811
KWAB

[Anonymous No.51574832]

>>51574810
I would slow bleed my tongue into her butt if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.51574833]

>>51574810
on neo-neo-neo nu/tv/ that image can get you a perm ban

[Anonymous No.51574834]

>>51574811
he trashed them in his next tweet. resume the meltup.

[Anonymous No.51574841]

SOXL bros....

[Anonymous No.51574843]

>>51574772
Truthfully I'll probably take profits tomorrow because as another anon said, Monday is the end of shemitah. So there will probably be a Jewish pump for a week and then we go right back to bear market.

[Anonymous No.51574845]

gettin real close to buying some spy puts here on this ascending wedge

[Anonymous No.51574848]

>>51574833
/tv/? I thought they shut that shithole down.

[Anonymous No.51574853]

>>51574811
>we're oversold
>that means the market HAS to go up now!
i don't understand this mindest. no i'm neither bull nor bear

[Anonymous No.51574859]

SOXL WILL be back to $70...

after the reverse split! tee hee

[Anonymous No.51574869]

>>51574567
QCOM about to moon

[Anonymous No.51574874]

Just bought 5k worth of TQQQ at 22.25

[Anonymous No.51574888]

>>51574810
Lemme she's like 12

[Anonymous No.51574889]

>>51574833
is there a backstory ?
I post it hoping someone can give me sauce one day.

also long sbux as woman take over society.

[Anonymous No.51574890]

>>51574869
Why?

[Anonymous No.51574891]

>>51574874

[Anonymous No.51574911]

>>51574841
He doesn't even know what the words proof of stake mean

[Anonymous No.51574913]

>>51574891
Come at me Bobo

[Anonymous No.51574916]

>>51574874
My condolences anon

[Anonymous No.51574920]

that wedge aint ascending no mo

[Anonymous No.51574930]

>>51574920

I like when women wear wedges.

[Anonymous No.51574938]

>>51574920
TA has been ridiculously accurate the last week save yesterday

[Anonymous No.51574949]

>>51574611
>NEVER GIVE UP
>NEVER SURRENDER

[Anonymous No.51574960]

>>51574930
I like potato wedges

[Anonymous No.51574962]

I beheemed myself.

[Anonymous No.51574969]

>>51574714
Jesus CHRIST. Sorry, anon.

[Anonymous No.51574973]

>>51574949
We’re on month 9 of the average of 11 for a bear market, the bull market rally averages 5 years lol

[Anonymous No.51574975]

Slava Bobokanda

[Anonymous No.51574981]

>>51574960
nice toxoplasmosis spuds

[Anonymous No.51574983]

>>51574853
Bad habits from bad training. People are used to seeing things bounce back after dipping, but they don't see crashes often enough to learn that sometimes it only goes down, no matter what the RSI says.

[Anonymous No.51574984]

NVDA's next gen isn't looking too good bros

[Anonymous No.51574985]

>>51574960
That's a really nice looking fluffy cat, but he should really get off those potatoes.

[Anonymous No.51574987]

Yellen is Hawkish.
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.51574991]

Implying we're anywhere near the bottom when boomer retirements haven't gone bye-bye

[Anonymous No.51574997]

>>51574673
Physical
10 year
Bear
ETF

[Anonymous No.51575000]

So much for Warner Bros play this week Rocker. Holy fuck it keeps getting stretched out.

[Anonymous No.51575007]

Steady making money in these uncertain times

[Anonymous No.51575015]

why is BOIL down so much? did europe suddenly solve their energy crisis?

[Anonymous No.51575016]

>>51574987
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.51575022]

>>51574714
Average down nigga!

[Anonymous No.51575025]

>>51575007
Burp anon?

[Anonymous No.51575027]

I would like to short investment firms that have taken bought a lot of single family homes in the last 2 years. How do I find out which firms have done this?

[Anonymous No.51575029]

Unironically who the fuck is still selling after literally a year of dumping all across the board?? This is actually kind of absurd at this point. Where's the money going in such large amounts? Leveraged short positions that just keep bringing everything down? Seriously what the absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.51575033]

Had doordash customer support contact the negress and she said she would be 15 minutes so I asked for a refund and they tried to only give me $5 credit with cold food so I canceled the order right as she got there and got my full refund. Ordered Popeyes and I swear to fucking God if I get another nigger driver and he's late I'm going to bash his skull in in minecraft. Fucking scum.

[Anonymous No.51575045]

>I don't know...how much longer I can h-hold this

[Anonymous No.51575046]

>>51575025
Yea I don’t think anyone else on here has an OF yet

[Anonymous No.51575048]

>>51575000
Pretty much everything got heemed. There wasn't really a good play other than being a bear.

[Anonymous No.51575051]

Seeing shit like -17% on a position really fucking sucks. I don’t want to see this shit. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to try to catch the falling knife that TQQQ is

[Anonymous No.51575052]

>>51575027
just short zillow

[Anonymous No.51575058]

>>51574984
more 2k dollar flagship models when people are getting crushed by inflation. Not to mention all the dogshit tier games out there. What is worth upgrading for? I am looking to reinstall cnc generals

[Anonymous No.51575060]

>>51575029
CASH BABY
Your money changing instruments don't pay the bills.

[Anonymous No.51575064]

>>51575033
you're like one of those retarded dogs that keeps running into an electric fence and wonders why they go shocked. stop using delivery apps retard

[Anonymous No.51575068]

>>51575015
It's HH gas, which is maxed out due to LNG capacity limits.

[Anonymous No.51575069]

>>51575007
will you plz stop posting this shit no one cares

[Anonymous No.51575071]

>>51574983
them tradetubers are to blame as well because they say "wait for the RSI to drop below 30 and thats when to buy because then it'll reverse. sell when it gets over 70 because now its overbought and will reverse" same for the macd

[Anonymous No.51575073]

WE ABOUT TO HAVE A FAKE AND GAY POWER HOUR HOLY SHIT!

[Anonymous No.51575076]

>>51575033
>Wasting all that time when you could have gotten it yourself.
And you call yourself a wagie?

[Anonymous No.51575079]

Why are you guys complaining. This is the easiest market ever to make money

[Anonymous No.51575082]

>>51575029
don't think of it as selling, think of it as buying USD

[Anonymous No.51575085]

Should I buy series I bonds?

[Anonymous No.51575087]

>>51575027
look at teh various reits. and blackrock

[Anonymous No.51575091]

>>51575069
Lmao I post because people care. Deal with it

[Anonymous No.51575093]

>>51575073
>MMFW we close +/- 0%

[Anonymous No.51575094]

>>51575073
Fuck ya we are. Tomorrow is going to be a fake ass pump too.

[Anonymous No.51575100]

>it’s happening!!!!

[Anonymous No.51575103]

>>51575029
The market peaked in 2021. That was less than a year ago. Probably some selling at a loss and some selling at a profit. Either way, with so little hope in the near, mid and long term of course we’re going to have sell offs. Why would you stay invested when everyone else is beginning to capitulate?

[Anonymous No.51575105]

>>51575033
Door dash cracks me up. Have have a surplus of money because the lazy fucking drivers won't due their job. I barely order from them but the last order I made I never received. I ordered it, could see her gps location. She claimed taco bell said I never placed an order, but she never went to taco bell. This is the second time in a row somebody has failed to deliver. Door dash refunds me, and gives me a credit so it's whatever.

[Anonymous No.51575112]

>>51575052
And Carvana

[Anonymous No.51575114]

>TSLA sheds 80B in market cap in a 24 hr period
good

[Anonymous No.51575116]

>>51575093
Only in equities.

>mfw Kuroda drove the 10 year up 15bps in order to drive down USDJPY by only 2.5
>mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.51575118]

>>51574891
>>51574916

[Anonymous No.51575119]

PPT TO SAVE THE DAY!

[Anonymous No.51575124]

which one of you leaked fedex earning results?

[Anonymous No.51575133]

>>51575119
GO POWER POINT TEAM PUMP MY MSFT BAGS

[Anonymous No.51575135]

>>51575029
Hoarding cash, hence the dollar strength.

[Anonymous No.51575141]

>>51575124
Me

[Anonymous No.51575142]

>>51575007
based.

the market for generic american male sph videos is cornered now.

[Anonymous No.51575143]

>>51575112
And NKLA

[Anonymous No.51575144]

Slurpers are coming to the rescue!

[Anonymous No.51575149]

>>51575076
I make 90k a year tho as upper management, I just want my fucking food

[Anonymous No.51575151]

Pls be green I need to load up on puts and shorts

[Anonymous No.51575154]

>>51575085
9.62% for 30 years thats tempting.

[Anonymous No.51575161]

>>51575033
>leave shitty tip
>gets shitty service
>complains, entitledly

[Anonymous No.51575164]

well that candle faded fast

[Anonymous No.51575166]

>>51575071
Tradetubers make being a Bobo so much easier by training retail Mumus wrong, almost as if on purpose.

[Anonymous No.51575167]

Someone posted a 4 hour Schiff rant, I lost it though. Gimme a link

[Anonymous No.51575168]

>>51575149
Yeah, I'm a vice president too.

[Anonymous No.51575169]

just fucking dump already lol

[Anonymous No.51575177]

anyone else think the yen intervention is actually bearish for the yen?
it means they're refusing to raise rates so they have to go directly to the market to give some copium

[Anonymous No.51575178]

straight up schitzo shit into close

[Anonymous No.51575179]

>some financial official (in this case yellen): *says something extraordinarily bearish
>market: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
Every time.

[Anonymous No.51575185]

>>51575007
Based and burp pilled

[Anonymous No.51575188]

>>51575179
What did Janet-sama say

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51575191]

See ya when we gap up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51575194]

>>51575149
Look at mr high 5 figures needing his smahsburger lmao.

[Anonymous No.51575193]

>>51575112
Got stuck behind a carvana tranny all the way to work yesterday. One of their trucks was doing 10 under the speed limit and had a line of fucking cars backed up behind them. Probably some woke nonsense where the vehicle is locked at 10 under the speed limit to stop climate change and racism.

[Anonymous No.51575195]

>>51575179
Post 2008 stock market will never make sense

[Anonymous No.51575208]

QRD on what will happen to GameStop and meme stocks if there is a crash in October?

[Anonymous No.51575209]

>>51575194
Is it so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.51575213]

>>51575085
I did back in April. My buddy bought them in December too and I thought about it but didn’t. I clearly fucked that one up

[Anonymous No.51575217]

>>51575179
Everyone knows Yellen is one of the duplicitous tribe members and to inverse what she says.

[Anonymous No.51575218]

doordash anon, it's a service for people that wipe their ass with money, if you can't tip well you will only get thieves and nigs, I always get white sounding drivers whenever I order and they send that shit to me within 10 minutes, they even send me updates on how long the wait is at the restaurant

[Anonymous No.51575222]

>>51575191
thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.51575224]

>>51575188
Something something inflation is looking endemic something something

[Anonymous No.51575227]

>>51575114
>TSLA ded
$230 by October Exp bros.

[Anonymous No.51575232]

Can you imagine I just discovered the economical calendar in my brokerage, together with the on-chart planning? It kinda broke me. Gods knows how many sudden rips/dumps I would avoid if I knew some important eco-data was about to come in.

[Anonymous No.51575236]

>>51575209
Yeah, get your zoomer whore secretary to do it.

[Anonymous No.51575241]

JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.51575242]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51575249]

I should have bought RUM this morning

[Anonymous No.51575253]

>>51575177
If they want to be autistic, they will. History shows they will. And that means defending 0.25% and 145 to the very last treasury.

[Anonymous No.51575254]

>>51575218
I always tip well too, and I only use it when I'm drunk. There is really no other reason to use it.

[Anonymous No.51575259]

>>51574888
too old

[Anonymous No.51575260]

Yeah, I'm thinkin we're back.

[Anonymous No.51575261]

Black Friday tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51575262]

>>51575103
Lol because anyone with a third of a brain knows that the global economy is better than ever and will continue to grow, despite short term bullshit (which is largely a fucking lie because everyone at the top is still making bank). Bears are getting extraordinarily lucky this year.

[Anonymous No.51575263]

>>51575178
look at the volume idiot its just dip slurper pigs

[Anonymous No.51575268]

>>51574987
>November 22, 2021

[Anonymous No.51575273]

>>51575058
I'm playing minesweeper only. It has perfect balance of RNG and strategic thinking. All other games are just Minesweeper but with unnecessary plot and eye bleed inducing graphics.

[Anonymous No.51575275]

>>51575242
>>51575241
kek slurpers litterally creaming their pants over .15% pumporino, how close to getting margin called are yall

[Anonymous No.51575277]

>>51575263
i want to buy spy puts now but every time i key in an order it gets another green dildo

[Anonymous No.51575284]

>>51575217
that aside she's been a bull dove her entire career, if the market farts at her she cowered and dropped rates 100 basis points and talked about US going negative rates for a time

[Anonymous No.51575285]

what was the dow pump, dang

[Anonymous No.51575304]

These were the S&P500 lows for the remainder of the year.
~4150pts mid term
~4450pts end of wave

[Anonymous No.51575305]

[Anonymous No.51575309]

>>51575262
actual cope and delusions

[Anonymous No.51575320]

>>51575284
She did preside over most of the full retard monetary policy period.

[Anonymous No.51575324]

>>51575275
>.15%
>implying I'm not leveraged

[Anonymous No.51575329]

>>51574761
SELL ROSH HASHANAH

BUY YOM KIPPUR

Next week is the worst week for stocks
Next week Monday is the end of SHEMITAH
The end of September is around when the midterm election cycle bottom occurs

Bond yields are going up. Don't get heemed!

[Anonymous No.51575331]

Holy fuck day trading is so easy

[Anonymous No.51575337]

my fucking ID is "my skin" how do i profit off this?

[Anonymous No.51575351]

>>51575033
>eating goyslop handled and delivered by niggers
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.51575354]

>>51575329
Shemitah ending is bullish

[Anonymous No.51575358]

>>51575154
>>51575213
Yeah I mean am I missing something? That's a crazy good return. I got $10k I could throw at it

[Anonymous No.51575362]

>VIX term in backwardation
what does it mean? didn't think much was going on in the world of vol today. I guess it went into backwardation yesterday but I didn't check lol.

[Anonymous No.51575370]

>>51575337
>Literal skin in the game
Make your portfolio antifragile.

[Anonymous No.51575374]

>>51575309
kek

[Anonymous No.51575382]

everytime I try to play tesla I get burned

[Anonymous No.51575390]

>tfw you only slurp dividend paying functional metal producers with p/e under 6
Nice try Bobo, you don't scare me

[Anonymous No.51575401]

> he shorted

[Anonymous No.51575409]

>DIA
Now THAT'S a ticker.

[Anonymous No.51575412]

>>51575261
Earnings will bring down stocks again, I forsee Friday being worse.

[Anonymous No.51575419]

>>51575309
>tire pressure at 97psi
They are lucky the fucking thing didn't blow up in their face.

[Anonymous No.51575428]

Wow I can't believe power hour is back

[Anonymous No.51575431]

>>51575331
Now do it every day for months to years and end up in the positive. If you can consistently overcome different market conditions and all the jew tricks and not overleverage you may unironically make it, fren.

[Anonymous No.51575436]

>>51575428
I mean- its trying.

[Anonymous No.51575437]

>>51575412
just like Fedex earnings did 15 minutes ago?

[Anonymous No.51575438]

i knew i should've waited to buy SPXS. i knew there would be a good entry price. i knew the market would crab today, possibly tomorrow as well. yet i don't have enough conviction to follow through with my plans

[Anonymous No.51575439]

>>51575354
LOOK what happened when Shemitah ended in 2008 and 2000 dude, the dumping only just began

[Anonymous No.51575440]

>>51575390
>Locks down China in you're path
Nothing personnel, gweilo

[Anonymous No.51575445]

>>51575309
That is actually terrifying. I would refuse to go near, let alone work on that vehicle.

[Anonymous No.51575448]

theyre going to get this shit to close green at this rate
lmao

[Anonymous No.51575451]

kek wtf is goin on

[Anonymous No.51575453]

>>51575022
I got no powder left.

[Anonymous No.51575454]

Do I sell my SQQQ now?

[Anonymous No.51575461]

>>51575428
DAS RITE

[Anonymous No.51575464]

>>51575451
inverse baggie

[Anonymous No.51575466]

>>51575437
That was a dumb move from Fedex but also I'm glad I didn't short them. Costco could be bad though.

[Anonymous No.51575468]

I fucking called it

[Anonymous No.51575473]

>>51575448
Fake pump, it will dump before close.

[Anonymous No.51575479]

>>51575309
I've changed my mind about letting the plebs have their own cars.

[Anonymous No.51575486]

Is now the time to go all in on bbw?

[Anonymous No.51575484]

>>51574714
Oh god… What were you thinking? These are some stinky bags anon. How much does a CC net you these days with VIX in the mid twenties

[Anonymous No.51575493]

>>51575454
always take profits

[Anonymous No.51575498]

>>51575431
I make $35/year lol, just made 3 month salary in a day

[Anonymous No.51575502]

AAAAAAA FUCK IM CLOSING ALL MY SHORTS AND GOING LONG
NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MARKET
AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51575505]

THATS A REALLY BIG SHAKEOUT !!!

[Anonymous No.51575507]

>>51575358
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/research/indepth/ibonds/res_ibonds_iratesandterms.htm

Yeah It just seems like free money. If you've got a holding period longer than 5 years, I don't see how you can beat this thing.
Its a little screwy that they only accrue interest biennially. But as a vessel for retirement this is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.51575508]

crab pust tesla short is green in well. apple is also still shorter of faaang as nasdaq corerction starts to reach it bottom

[Anonymous No.51575511]

>>51575473
can't even call this a pump or dump, the crab just changed directions for a bit.

[Anonymous No.51575512]

>>51575464
Don’t think it works anymore. He seems to inverse himself as well lately

[Anonymous No.51575517]

>>51575466
It's dumb because you don't understand that USA is greatest country in the world. Fedex earnings were good, recession is nowhere in sight, we might see a slowdown but that's all. Corporate america wins again.

[Anonymous No.51575521]

>people will fall for the dead cat
>again

>>51575486
Perfect bodies don't exi...

[Anonymous No.51575529]

>casts REVIVE

[Anonymous No.51575533]

>>51575486
>MFW I bought BBW but should have bought CURV instead

[Anonymous No.51575539]

>>51575473
i hope so ive bought spy puts twice at the "top" now to get stop lossed almost immediately

[Anonymous No.51575548]

>>51575533
>mfw SLIM got delisted

[Anonymous No.51575550]

Here comes the reversal

[Anonymous No.51575553]

>>51575539
I won't buy puts or calls anymore on SPY that aren't less than a week out and neither should you. Way to much daily fuckery for anything else.

[Anonymous No.51575562]

>>51575517
What a coincidence that FedEx had good earnings after that bullshit "oopsie oh no everyone it's gonna be bad!!!" move that literally every fucking major company has pulled all year. Almost as if........ it's all a ridiculous lie

[Anonymous No.51575571]

i need tsla to dump

[Anonymous No.51575572]

>>51575553
i made 100% on them yesterday but it was a real hum dinger of a day let me tell you
also that last red dildo has put me in the green for today as well

[Anonymous No.51575577]

>>51575550
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.51575578]

hooked and shooked

[Anonymous No.51575589]

>>51575577
Problem goyim?

[Anonymous No.51575592]

>>51575309
Absolute state of electric car owners

[Anonymous No.51575599]

>>51575548
>>51575533
>Mfw inflation is rising
Good to have a portfolio that rises with inflation

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51575603]

>>51575512
I inversed the fuck out of myself. I don't even know what i'm doing, this whole gookfu thing's got my head in a fog.

[Anonymous No.51575606]

>>51575484
I can still get .75 at a less threatening delta but I don't know if I should chase it down any further.

[Anonymous No.51575612]

was there a reason for the mini pump? earning release? or was it yellen opening her claptrap

[Anonymous No.51575613]

>>51575268
she reiterated it today. it was on my feed at 1446.

[Anonymous No.51575617]

>>51575337
Take a picture. Otherwise, nope.

[Anonymous No.51575619]

>>51575599
I have a bunch of food tickers and am getting heemed.

>I'm also a feeder.

[Anonymous No.51575641]

when will bbby slurpers finally give up? until that shit is blood eagled the bull rally is on hold.

[Anonymous No.51575653]

>>51575603
>this whole gookfu thing's got my head in a fog.
That means you actually might make money kek

[Anonymous No.51575656]

>>51575603
Why don’t you let us talk to her? I’m sure we could change her mind and get her to come back. What do you have to lose?

[Anonymous No.51575665]

>>51575641
the fact that that shitstock is above 3$ just shows how much retard strength reddit has

[Anonymous No.51575671]

>>51575641
Looks like a double bottom to me

[Anonymous No.51575682]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_cJF4ukTY

>>51575603
what is your ethnicity? Mixing is awful.

[Anonymous No.51575695]

>>51575665
you don't honestly think it's redditors driving the volume on that one, do you, anon?

[Anonymous No.51575698]

>>51575619
What do I buy to get heemed? I know if I try to get heemed I might end up actually making money, because usually when I try to make money I lose it

[Anonymous No.51575708]

>>51575682
Robert is bankrupt. A fraudster and liar

[Anonymous No.51575712]

>>51575698
All in SOXL

[Anonymous No.51575720]

>>51575682
Really? This chink thinks that SPY is going down to 75? That's just retarded

[Anonymous No.51575727]

>volume instantly picks up when selling begins
Lel

[Anonymous No.51575730]

>>51575619
>Investing in food tickets
>As a feeder

My brother in Allah, do not invest in things you are involved in. You do not get to think straight

[Anonymous No.51575735]

why does google say fedex released their q1 2023 earnings today?

[Anonymous No.51575741]

Niggers and (liberal) Jews, bad news.

https://twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/status/1572623776772128772

[Anonymous No.51575758]

>>51575603
What exactly is the baggie strategy? You buy a large amount of ATM SPY debit spreads 7-20 days out?

[Anonymous No.51575759]

>>51575730
But you have no idea how much this hog I see spends on McDonalds. I know it's not an isolated case.

[Anonymous No.51575760]

did baggie just short the daily bottom earlier?

[Anonymous No.51575766]

speaking of retard strength

[Anonymous No.51575781]

LETS GOO DROP TILL 4th when my pay goes in GIMME THAT SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP

[Anonymous No.51575784]

>AMD and NVDA down big
>INTC barely budging
What the fuck? I am so used to losing my shit on INTC that I forgot what it was like to not to be down big with the other semis.

[Anonymous No.51575795]

No more mommy cathy :(

[Anonymous No.51575809]

A fake pump before closing- maybe Friday will be green. I might wait to buy then...

[Anonymous No.51575811]

>>51575795
Is Cathy kill?

[Anonymous No.51575815]

>scam pumping on dogshit ratchet volume
RIP anyone who falls for this

[Anonymous No.51575819]

>>51575720
he thinks they're gonna rug pull all the boomers, and if that theory is correct, yeah 75.
I can't blame him. most are desperate. boomers just don't have the funds to retire. my dad is 2M short of a retirement.
If this is the gigganigga crab we're in for some serious shit. Every boomer is in the market rn. And if they rug it all, Right as the boomies are retiring you're gonna see some holy shit moments.

[Anonymous No.51575826]

>bought tsla puts at the top

[Anonymous No.51575833]

>>51575741
>jews being against micro plastics
huh?

[Anonymous No.51575845]

I have unheemed myself...

[Anonymous No.51575857]

We might actually close -.50% BULLISH BROOOOOSSSS

[Anonymous No.51575864]

>>51575550
Here comes the reversal reversal

[Anonymous No.51575867]

>>51575845
[Claps in Russian]

[Anonymous No.51575871]

I'm down over 50% on my TSLA puts do I hold through tomorrow or sell before close?

[Anonymous No.51575874]

>>51575741
>Bloomberg
You mean the media conglomerate who lost against Joe fucking Biden?

[Anonymous No.51575875]

[Anonymous No.51575880]

>>51575864
is there any reasoning behind this or just "oversold"

[Anonymous No.51575890]

I timed the bottom

[Anonymous No.51575893]

>>51575603
Is that a double diagonal iron butterfly schizo whirlwind spread? Nice

[Anonymous No.51575900]

>>51575815
yeah look its just some bastard who threw down a $100M order
he'll be picked clean soon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51575906]

>>51575758
You accumulate put options, then you turn them into debit spreads after you make a little chaching, and you use the smart money to yolo into calls to get some lucky money on the gap up, then you use the lucky money to repurchase the short puts, so the long ones can grow over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.51575913]

>>51575857
lawlz

[Anonymous No.51575923]

>>51575874
He really payed millions to get shit on in a debate. I don't think he's the genius everyone thought he was.

[Anonymous No.51575935]

>>51575665
>>51575671

until it dies cashgang stays cash. bondgang stays away. it's a symbol. it's a fundamental symbol in the collective psychology of the market, and a symbol that needs to die, no matter who's behind it.

[Anonymous No.51575936]

>>51575508
>AAPL to 100
We’ve Only just begun

[Anonymous No.51575938]

Power hours let's go

[Anonymous No.51575944]

>>51575923
>Being a DNC paypig
lel

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51575975]

>>51575906
There should be money left over when you do this, and you use the left over money to go to South Korea and get the girl back.

[Anonymous No.51575980]

GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST PUMP TOMORROW
>nah j/k its gonna dump

[Anonymous No.51575982]

>>51575975
Why not go to Vancouver/SF to find another Asian whore?

[Anonymous No.51575985]

>>51575900
another whale bit. $80M
Pump it

[Anonymous No.51576000]

>>51575975
>girl

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51576002]

>>51575982
because i love her

[Anonymous No.51576003]

>>51575985
What do they know?

[Anonymous No.51576004]

>>51575923
>millions
$2Billion

[Anonymous No.51576012]

>>51575975
You can just buy one for a Benjamin or two, or pay them two handfuls of rice per day. Any one of them will do, as all those bug creatures look the same anyways

[Anonymous No.51576014]

>>51575980
I hope it pumps tomorrow because I want to get in cheap for Monday

[Anonymous No.51576023]

This is definitely one of the worst

[Anonymous No.51576029]

>>51576003
ever talk to a couple?
Investing is simple, you find something where the line goes up and to the right and you put money in it

[Anonymous No.51576032]

>>51576003
>>51575985
>>51575900
based on my inverts, the vast majority of that pump went into financials and big pharma

[Anonymous No.51576033]

>>51576002
How many times had you cheated before you realized that?

[Anonymous No.51576036]

>>51576014
it will dump all the way to Oct 13

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51576053]

>>51576033
lost count

[Anonymous No.51576054]

well i am not down on the day thanks to the green dildo of shame
i have beclowned myself

[Anonymous No.51576057]

>>51576036
probably will now that I'm all cash. At least I've profited 5k over the last couple days.

[Anonymous No.51576065]

sold my sqqq, my balls say we're due for a relief pump
>>51574731
sex
>>51574746
sex
>>51575833
sex
shemitah isn't over yet though

[Anonymous No.51576068]

I sold some SPXS at 25.80.
I'm just going to buy back now. It's that easy

[Anonymous No.51576075]

>>51576054
>not
*now

[Anonymous No.51576078]

[Anonymous No.51576081]

>>51576000
trips confirm gookfu is a tranny

[Anonymous No.51576082]

>>51576002
she's a gook you dumy

if it goes up much more today might be a crab

[Anonymous No.51576096]

I sold my SOXL bros.... Go on without me

[Anonymous No.51576150]

>>51576096
Wew I sold the top KEK

[Anonymous No.51576152]

>>51575191
mm's are painting you a rouge candle as we speak

[Anonymous No.51576160]

what is this schitzo shit

[Anonymous No.51576163]

GO DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.51576171]

>>51576078
nvm lmao

[Anonymous No.51576172]

Very healthy looking pulse on this market ...

[Anonymous No.51576181]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51576200]

>>51576068
I bought at 25.25. started to pump right away. Ez

[Anonymous No.51576209]

>he bought

[Anonymous No.51576236]

GET IN HERE YOU LAZY SHITS

>>51576228
>>51576228
>>51576228

[Anonymous No.51576241]

>>51576057
nice

[Anonymous No.51576250]

>>51575975
She flew to the other side of the world to leave you. Do not go to Korea. It will not end well. You will wind up fall down drunk on soju in a Pohang gutter and wake up with no shoes, wallet, or cell phone. Also you will be missing a kidney and you anus will be sore and bleeding.

[Anonymous No.51576257]

Shitcoin tier market

[Anonymous No.51576291]

>>51576003
They know what each other’s penises look like

[Anonymous No.51576313]

If you didn't buy MDB today then you're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.51576317]

>>51576200
I just sold again at 25.70.
I'm only holding 100 spxs now. I probably should have kept it but it's more fun to make fun of you retards

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51576342]

What ever when we gap up 3 dollars it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.51576346]

>>51575606
Ugh. I‘m sorry

[Anonymous No.51576359]

>>51574761

[Anonymous No.51576429]

A joke

[Anonymous No.51576438]

>>51574591
>>51574637
>>51574639
>>51574653
>>51574682
>>51574689
>>51574690
>>51574718
>>51574731
>>51574735
>>51574743
>>51574746
>>51574761
>>51574833
>>51574834
>>51574859
>>51574869
>>51574890
>>51574916
>>51575015
>>51575027
>>51575103
>>51575114
>>51575124
>>51575208
>>51575213
>>51575227
>>51575232
>>51575249
>>51575259
>>51575304
>>51575351
>>51575508
>>51575617
>>51575695
>>51575735
>>51575781
>>51575784
>>51575795
>>51575857
>>51575875
>>51575936
>>51576065
>>51576152
>>51576313
>1pbtid
You paid shills really think we don't notice you? You glow SO brightly, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.51576468]

>>51576438

[Anonymous No.51576484]

holding TSLA puts overnight...

[Anonymous No.51576533]

>>51576438
(You) for effort

[Anonymous No.51576656]

BUY SOXL IF YOU WANT AN EASY 1.5X IN A MONTH

[Anonymous No.51577087]

>>51576438
sneed bitch

[Anonymous No.51577466]

>>51576438
>>>51575232 here
What I was shilling and where I can receive my payment?