/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51556971]

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

[Anonymous No.51557392]

Nigger.

[Anonymous No.51558394]

>>51556971
even x/tards aren't this schizo kek

[Anonymous No.51558414]

>>51557392
Wait until they do the BLJ glitch in real life on those stairs

[Anonymous No.51558451]

Xir's right, you know

[Anonymous No.51558963]

>>51556971
Yes