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>> No.51551708

Don't do it Jerome.

>> No.51551710
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True Threadly Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y7NGqfZteg

>> No.51551711
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51551711

not buying your bullshit mumu

>> No.51551718
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51551718

BOUGHT NU AND NEXA AGAIN TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BUYING?

>> No.51551725

>>51551711
good cause its not for sale

>> No.51551726
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51551726

I don't respect anyone itt.

>> No.51551727
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51551727

Do it Jerome.

>> No.51551736

I want 150.

>> No.51551742

Sometimes I feel sad for no reason and I can’t shake it

>> No.51551744

when is this boomer talking ffs its already 10 am.

>> No.51551747

Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51551748
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100 bps.

>> No.51551755
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>>51551710
DO IT! LETS GO! Burn it down Jpow!

>> No.51551759
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are we buying or selling before the announcement?

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>>51551747

>> No.51551765
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I respect everyone in this thread. You're all good lads.

>> No.51551767

*ahem*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.51551773
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is DRI going to beat earnings?

>> No.51551777
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>>51551747

>> No.51551774
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Uhh why is he streaming next to a printer?

>> No.51551779

>>51551688
150 bps or he's a total puppet who doesn't actually care about inflation

>> No.51551784

just got back home, What's happening?

>> No.51551793
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51551793

Isn't obvious all these countries are deliberately trying to destroy their economy and starve their own people. Like EU, Japan, China etc...

This is done intentionally because they are prepping for WAR. The pandemic ARC was declared over by Gay Biden. We are now in the War ARC. When civilians are hungry, poor and mad they will seek blood. Poverty leads to war.

We are now in the WAR economy. Invest wisely and you may just make it!

>> No.51551810

>>51551773
*roll*

even says yes odds says no

>> No.51551812

They don't know what's happening.

>> No.51551816

>>51551784
> What's happening?
It's

>> No.51551820

>>51551773
roll

>> No.51551821

>>51551793
Shut up Schitzo

>> No.51551828

well i have 50 minutes left to decide on buying spy puts in preparation for powell to rugpull

>> No.51551831

>>51551812
nothings happening the market is fucking flat

>> No.51551833
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>>51551721
Pickles and liquor is patrician as fuck. I don't care what all the trannies say here bagger you seem like an okay jew compared to that Rocker guy. Fucking sideways pussy and drinking liquor is definitely superior to jerking off to 2d girls and drinking 27 beers every night

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>>51551793

OIL.

>> No.51551836

>>51551773
>pls be alyssa pls be Alyssa

>> No.51551838

>>51551718
I got NEXA too, also BHP, WILC and DOW (company not index). My goal is to have 200 different dividend paying companies in my portfolio.

>> No.51551841

>>51551784
The forest is quiet. That's what's happening. 0dte short vol trade structures such as straddles/strangles, Iron flies/IC, paid well If you STO @ open and BTC 10 minutes before the event started.
>>51551831
So tell me. Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51551846
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>>51551739
>How do you recover from this
If the S&P500 starts recovering, then I also recover.
>You could sell options
I do.

>> No.51551853
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>>51551793
>Pestilence, Famine, War, Death

Checks out.

>> No.51551858

>>51551748
WRONG

>> No.51551859

>>51551793
Sorry, I'm not fluent in faggot.

>> No.51551863
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>>51551821
How can one be so blind and ignorant. I hope you get drafted into war!

>> No.51551875
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>>51551816

>> No.51551879

whats the rate hike??

>> No.51551880

>>51551838
>My goal is to have 200 different dividend paying companies in my portfolio
>200
For what purpose?

>> No.51551883
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51551883

75 or 100 anon?

>> No.51551884
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>>51551774

>> No.51551887

>>51551793
>Kpop anon now pushing for WW3
Ceasefire in Ukraine soon

>> No.51551888
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51551888

>use Dark Reader chrome extension
>evil image of Cramerstein appears
Bros.....w-what does it mean...?

>> No.51551891

wtf

>> No.51551896

>>51551747
because the bears are on the hunt

>> No.51551898
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>>51551841
>paying attention to the forest instead of the ocean
Over 70% bro, don't be sleeping on that long view.

>> No.51551899

>>51551880
To satisfy my autism. I want the list of upcomming payments to be much longer than it currently is.

>> No.51551901

>>51551773
I'm still looking for my Elizabeth

>> No.51551903
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>>51551879
100

>> No.51551907
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>>51551765
Thanks fren

>> No.51551912

75 bipas but the 2025 forecast is bad so we dump anyway

>> No.51551913

The air is still. Everything is eerily silent. The cries of the forest go flat.

Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51551914
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>>51551835
GREG NO!
>>51551841
I'll need the retard version of what you're peddling mister

>> No.51551923

>>51551899
If you want fixed income, just get a single diversified covered call ETF that pays out monthly.

>> No.51551926

when should i place my 0de spy puts, like 5 minutes before 2?

>> No.51551927
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>>51551913

>> No.51551929

>>51551899
> I want the list of upcomming payments to be much longer than it currently is.
lol

>> No.51551932

>lo fi jeromewave to raise interest rates to

>> No.51551935

>>51551765
they are all ass holes don't even try

>> No.51551944
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51551944

The rate hike is 75
Trannies aren't women
Kikes aren't the chosen people
Niggers aren't human
You will not eat bugs
You will not drink soi
You will buy a steak tonight
You will drink bud light

>> No.51551952

>>51551863
Which war? We have been at war for most of our countries existence. Unplug from 4chan now

>> No.51551951

>>51551903
lmao when I get rich I will only hire manlet bodyguards

>> No.51551954

this shit going down pre powell is fucking everything up for me

>> No.51551956

>>51551914
>I'll need the retard version of what you're peddling mister
https://voca.ro/14ZRSt9nqRCW

>> No.51551961

>>51551913
In order for the forest to be quiet (YOU) have to shut the fuck up first

>> No.51551965
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today we fake poomp
26th we doomp for real w/ breakers needed

>> No.51551968
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>125bps

You've been warned.

>> No.51551970

>>51551952
im heading to 5chan!

>> No.51551971

>>51551926
You honestly think it’s about to be 100 and tank everything?

>> No.51551973
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>>51551944
7/8 aint bad

>> No.51551976

>>51551773
Give me Renee. Her rap sheet is hot.

>> No.51551979

What does it mean when the forest is quiet.

>> No.51551980

250 checkem

>> No.51551985

>>51551968
WRONG again

>> No.51551987

>>51551901
i'm more of an alyssa or alexandra guy

>> No.51551991
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>>51551887
My name is kimchael kubury. And I am going to K-Short this market.

>> No.51551993

>>51551971
>honestly
nothing i shitpost here is honest but yes, based purely off of every single article and analyst saying its going to be 75, just like CPI, just like hillary winning

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>>51551979

>> No.51551997
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>>51551833
>spirits distilled from corn with natural and artificial flavors and certified color added. real cherries may have pits.
Goy slop for a sloppy goy.

>> No.51551999
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>>51551944

>> No.51552000

>>51551956
बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद सर

>> No.51552004

>>51551923
>diversified covered call ETF that pays out monthly
Holy shit these seem to have pretty good returns, I have plenty of money in my savings and checking accounts, should I just start putting my paychecks into these every other week?
https://money.usnews.com/investing/slideshows/high-yield-covered-call-etfs-income-investors-will-love?slide=2

>> No.51552005

it will be 75 bps
the dot plot will move the dollar which will move the markets

>> No.51552008

>>51551888
NegaCramer appears by your bedside at night and gives sound and profitable investing advice

>> No.51552014

>>51551979
China ate all the bugs.

>> No.51552018
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NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

>> No.51552020

>>51551997
It's probably processed bullshit still, but most moonshine is made from corn mash. Real moonshine that doesn't have bullshit added tastes like corn flavored ethanol.

>> No.51552024

>>51551773
rolling for a new cocaine hookup

>> No.51552025
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>>51551740
their housing market collapses but money printer is running and supply chains are too important for the rest of the world to just cut. they literally can't keep lockdown forever and will probably open after the election.
I'm betting on the biggest face ripping rally the jews have never seen before

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I have a feeling my uvxy order for 10.12 isn't going to be executed today.

>> No.51552027
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I have a bad feeling about this Scoob.

>> No.51552028

is Fidelity fucking up for anyone else?

>> No.51552030
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>>51551883
300
> As a collective decision by the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve, we have decided that a soft landing is no longer possible, so for the health and safety of the American economy we have decided to accelerate the increase of interest rates on government-issued securities.

>> No.51552035

>>51551773
Roll

>> No.51552038
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>>51551991
I hope all you bobos realize this Schizo and rocker are on your side lmao. We fucking pump

>> No.51552039

We're in the final hour before the bear.

>> No.51552040

>>51552027
yeah line going down pre powell has fucked everything up for me

i just placed my spy calls hedge at the local bottom lets get this party started bros

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>>51552027

>> No.51552044
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My TA says we go up in the short term but it could break down easily

>> No.51552046

>>51551993
Powell reads the articles and goes 25 under their expected number, just like last time

>> No.51552051

>>51551773
Plz qt

>> No.51552055

So we're just giving up on black unemployment? fucking chud powell

>> No.51552058

>>51551888
Inverted Cramer tells the truth, but in exchange you need to find him after hours of looking instead of being able to see him on TV/online whenever you want

>> No.51552059

is there any chance line will go up

>> No.51552065

>>51552055
After the new black Lord of the Rangz Powell considered it mission accomplished.

>> No.51552067

>>51552055
We forced them to work once in the good old days

>> No.51552068

>>51552059
its gone up every single interest rate decision in 2022

>> No.51552072
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Anyone else ROOTIN for PUTIN? Banking on a nuclear war to hopefully end this worthless and sadistic country America once and for all and crash all 401ks and IRAs so that money no longer constrains the masses.
Go Russia! Death to America!

>> No.51552073

wall street insider here

market dumps on .75
market pumps on 1.00

>> No.51552075

>>51552055
> So we're just giving up on black unemployment?
Niggers are a lost cause

>> No.51552077

>>51552068
ok

>> No.51552091

>>51552073
>telling the normies

>> No.51552093

>>51551996
Look at SPY.

>> No.51552094

>>51552073
Pump deez nutz (into your mouth)

>> No.51552098

>>51552059
every reverse retard indicator is pointing to a bullish day

>> No.51552100

there we go, line go up, cmon keep going up until the very second of rugpull
go ahead
i dare you

>> No.51552106

>>51552055
Nice bait.

>> No.51552112
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>>51551979
The tigers come out to play

>> No.51552114

>>51552072
Russia <3
I hate the gomoglobus

>> No.51552115

Dow rises 100 points as Wall Street braces for Fed rate hike decision

>> No.51552117
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>>51551710

>> No.51552118

>>51552072
Traitors get the rope on day one of the new world order wasteland, right after the they/them/those people

>> No.51552119

>>51552055
>mention black unemployement at every interest rate decision since television was invented
even a broken record stops playing eventually

>> No.51552120

>>51552004
Yeah, that's a reasonable strategy, just be prepared to hold through this multi-year long bear market and collect or DRIP those distributions. Covered Call ETFs are a fairly new vehicle, so not everyone knows about them yet.

>> No.51552121

So .. are we buying CALLS or PUTS?

>> No.51552122

>>51552093
When in doubt, spy on the SPY. Right now it's in a downtrend. I'm all in puts. Thinking about buying a spy call to hedge.

>> No.51552126

>>51552072
>hopefully end this worthless and sadistic country
based loser

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>>51552100
Don't taunt the line bro.

>> No.51552130

Tigers are most nocturnal animals. Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51552133

>>51552072
I support what Putin is doing. The Nazis in the Ukraine need to be stopped, and it's about time some one did something about that country's politician's greed and corruption.

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>>51552055
Plenty of jobs in agriculture.

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I have a bad feeling about today, lads.

>> No.51552142

>>51552121
Covered calls

>> No.51552147

>>51552121
im doing both 70/30 puts to calls, bought the calls at that local bottom in preparation
setting 20% stop losses 5 minutes before decision

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>>51552094
nailed it

>> No.51552155

>>51552005
I can't remember, when do they announce it? I know it's every 3 months

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>ATTENTION! 30 MIN REMAINING
ATTENTION! 30 MIN REMAINING
>ATTENTION! 30 MIN REMAINING
ATTENTION! 30 MIN REMAINING
>ATTENTION! 30 MIN REMAINING
ATTENTION! 30 MIN REMAINING

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wanted to buy soxl under 10

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>>51551688
>>Educational sites:
>https://youtube.com/channel/UCC7GjCFt5kDITfVhzRkKKMg

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>>51552055
>The board has unilaterally decided to perform heavy Niggatitative tightening
>300 000 niggers will be culled per day until market conditions improve

>> No.51552174

Repeat after me
>ONLY 75BPS
ONLY 75BPS
>ONLY 75BPS
ONLY 75BPS
>ONLY 75BPS
ONLY 75BPS

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>>51552130
please stop asking me strange riddles

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>>51551979
It means the Hunters are watching.

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Just had two boiled eggs to eat, bros. I think I'm ready for this.

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>>51552156
>30 minutes

>> No.51552197

>>51552174
and how is that bullish for stocks? Kek long USD and puts

>> No.51552202

See this desperation pump? This is people who are trying to gamble on a dovish fed. The thing is they honestly believe at 75 bps is dovish. What they don't understand is they're like frogs sitting in a pot of water slowly being boiled. They're going to die, and it's really masterful how Jay Pow Pow is pulling this one off.

>> No.51552205

>>51552121
wallstreet insider here again

the strategy they dont want you to know is that you just buy 0dtes on both sides
sell whichever side pops on the giant candles then wait for the other side to cash and sell that for a profit too
its very simple

>> No.51552208

At this point im just going to hide behind KO and get some JEPI dividends until things start making sense

>> No.51552210
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51552210

Has anyone heard of a little thing called SQQQ?

Well Yolandi Visser has a nd she loves the way it Pumps.

Wet wet.

https://youtu.be/8Uee_mcxvrw

>> No.51552211

>>51552190
>boiled
>not scrambled
ngmi

>> No.51552212

Here comes the bullshit melt up and then the rug pull after 2pm. Do they not have any other kike tricks in their playbook?

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>>51552167

based

>> No.51552218

>>51552211
>not raw
normies

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>>51552133
>The Nazis in the Ukraine need to be stopped

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>>51551944
Exquisitly based.

>> No.51552225

>>51552072
Nah Putin can go to hui, without the Ukaine war our Politicians had noone to blame. Motherfucker gave them a very convenient excuse. Also don't like that my slav bros have to suffer under this retard. Hope the Russians rise up for another revolution and get rid of that motherfucker. Afterwards everyone can import cheap russian GFs.

>> No.51552228

>>51552197
No surprise 100 hike = win (for the day kek)

>> No.51552231

>>51552202
dovish would be raising by 200 points and finally attempting to get inflation under control for real

>> No.51552233
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51552233

AEVA

>> No.51552242

>>51552212
why not take advantage of the kike p&d and buy puts or go short stocks

>> No.51552248
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51552248

>s. Marty pants

>> No.51552251

Stream is up boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFnKCtptX4

>> No.51552256

>>51552068
Not the first one

>> No.51552259

Tigers live in the fucking jungle.

>> No.51552260
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>>51552121

Depends entirely on whether you're a fake bobo or not. Frauds won't get any juice. These next 30 minutes are our federally mandated purity test. You should already be all in on puts on the *real* economy. If you sell, you have only yourself to blame.

>> No.51552265
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>>51552251

>> No.51552267
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51552267

Hope everyone is well lubricated for Jay’s dildo

>> No.51552268

>>51551774
He's going to smash it on live tv

>> No.51552271

>>51552210
Why haven’t you killed yourself, DWAC faggot?

>> No.51552272

>>51552251
thanks fren

>> No.51552276

>>51552212
watching this clown market for the last year has shown the only "fundamental" left is to flip everything the moment retail invests, its a dirty and underhanded way to fight inflation by stealing from investors

>> No.51552277

>>51552174
ONLY 75BPS IS ENOUGH TO DUMP THE MARKET

>> No.51552283

>>51552187
it's the year of the tiger and this retard is reading some tea leaves about how the market will drop like muh previous tiger years

>> No.51552287

>>51552259
>Amur is a jungle

>> No.51552289

good morning sirs. What time does the needful start?

>> No.51552291

why isnt it dumping?

>> No.51552298
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>>51552225
>cheering for the export of women of your race/people
slavs really are bugmen

>> No.51552300

all the worst posters are shorting the FOMC.

>> No.51552306

the problem is if we get all kinds of volatility in the run up which eats up stop losses both directions

im sure there are computer programs to handle this shit

>> No.51552310

>75 bps
>rally
>buy puts
>profit

>> No.51552314

wallstreet insider here

im going to heat up some spicy chicken nuggies and get some spicy potato chips with medium salsa

>> No.51552313

>>51552277
oversold market

>> No.51552320
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51552320

>YANG gang
>AIRT

>> No.51552321

WHO'S READY!!!! THREAD THEME!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>> No.51552328
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51552328

>>51552320
>yang
Dumb animeposter

>> No.51552330

>>51552320
>YANG
i hate to reply to the avatar-fag but this is looking like another SIGA in the making

>> No.51552331

>>51552210
>yolandi visser
https://youtu.be/2HwAosT3eh4
What's this about, then?

>> No.51552332

>>51552320
Sold Yang on open. I never time these things well. I had a nice cost basis of 14 though. Solid gains

>> No.51552339

buttcorn is rising

>> No.51552341

>>51552314
bullish for tasty lunches.

>> No.51552342
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51552342

We enter bullrun until GDP numbers and shit earnings come and we bear again

>> No.51552351

>>51552330
>>51552328
They don’t know YANG is mainly BABA.

>> No.51552352
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51552352

>>51552251
relaxing music very nice sirs

>> No.51552361
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>>51552147
>>51552147
Post announcement volatility will trigger both your stop losses before picking a direction.

>> No.51552367
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51552367

Will jpow reveal the rates in the private meeting or the live public meeting?

>> No.51552369

>>51551773
I dunno but ROLL

>> No.51552370

>>51552352
The intention is to calm the market with Jeremy's favorite lo-fi beats to keep raising rates to

>> No.51552372
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51552372

I’d hate to be in VIX right now.

>> No.51552373

>>51552225
>Politicians had noone to blame. Motherfucker gave them a very convenient excuse.
Just as inflation was starting to hit a borderline comical villain shows up, wages a retarded war in horrible fashion, and becomes the scapegoat for inflation and a common enemy for every country, and you don't realize this is planned????

>> No.51552381

spy $390 today

>> No.51552384
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51552384

My wife said I should invest in Luminess Cosmetics because she loves their airbrush makeup. I cant find anything online about a stock ticker.

>> No.51552385

>>51552369
I'm so sorry.

>> No.51552406

why aren't you buying apple puts right now?

vix under 27 aapl over 157 dxy 111

its quite simple

>> No.51552410

>>51552384
https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/luminess
private equity bro

>> No.51552413

Imagine if they left the chat open for these it would be fucking glorious.

>> No.51552419

Hope you're ready for the meltup. SPX 5500 EoY.

>> No.51552422
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>>51551773

>> No.51552426

I’m ready to sell the rip. Before the CRASH

>> No.51552432

>>51552410
I take back every mean thing I've ever said about you. Thanks baggot

>> No.51552434

Im about to eat my Lucky Egg, resulting in a bonus 1% gain

>> No.51552439
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>>51551773
Don’t care, rolling

>> No.51552438

>>51552120
I'll definitely read up on them, thanks dude. I'm not the best when it comes to options, do these companies basically sell way OTM calls which are most likely never going to be ITM, and then collect premiums and disperse them to whoever holds the ETF? If that's the case, wouldn't a bear or even crabbing market be the ideal time to do so, since everything is going down and not becoming ITM (don't know what the term is for becoming ITM)? Like I said total noob that has been lucky enough to have good stable income and tired of it all just sitting in le bank

>> No.51552448

>>51552320
I watched this...

>>51552321
...while listening to this.

>> No.51552455

gas the hikes!

>> No.51552458

halp

>> No.51552461

>>51552455
heh

>> No.51552462

>>51552406
buying puts before the FED confirms market beliefs? Buy puts at close.

>> No.51552470
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51552470

75 bps followed by a textbook bart

>> No.51552473

>>51552367
Rate decision will be released in a document in about 15 minutes from now 30 minutes before the conference.

>> No.51552474
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51552474

so where does the S&P go generally after today, drop over and rise and pretty much end up where we are now by year-end?

Surely any rate rises are priced in now?

>> No.51552479

my body is ready for the wild ZigZag Swings bros. My account not soo much

>> No.51552489
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51552489

Took profits on some of my UPRO calls and UVXY puts just incase I get rugged I'll be alright and have powder. Riding all calls and no puts into this. Already have my sell orders set for half my calls to lock in profits on a retard pump and gonna sell 30dte covered calls at the top. Started drinking. I sure hope black trans unemployment numbers improved

>> No.51552490

this is playing out exactly as planned, a pregame pump, already up 25% on "hedging" spy calls bought at 385.75

>> No.51552492
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51552492

After a year long investigation, I have figured out who Baggot is in real life

>> No.51552496

>>51552448
how was it?

>> No.51552499

>>51552474
5500-6000 EoY. There is no alternative to US stocks and the US economy is fantastically strong right now.

>> No.51552498

I'm afraid

>> No.51552500

>>51552474
I think we continue to crawl down for the rest of the year

>> No.51552502

>>51552160
It's still a good buy under 20 bucks imo

>> No.51552507

>>51551773
rllin

>> No.51552508

>>51551773
roll

>> No.51552512
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51552512

We're about to get burj khalifa formations

>> No.51552515
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51552515

>>51552473
Released to who? Will it leak to the interwebs?

>> No.51552520

>>51552492
we know he's jerome powell

>> No.51552526

>>51552492
nobody cares

>> No.51552529

that lil mini dump wtf

>> No.51552534

Man... Jeremy's beats are so... Calming... You know, maybe it's not so bad that rates are about to be hiked by 100bps... Yeah... No reason to panic when we can just chill and listen to Jeremy's calm lo-fi beats...

>> No.51552537

wallstreet insider here (having lunch)

every time you think the market is going to pump on this fomc just remember last weeks cpi print and what happened in less than a second to the market

>> No.51552542

>>51551773
sigh

>> No.51552545

I just know it's going to pump like it always does no matter what. Positioned myself slightly more long.

>> No.51552547 [DELETED] 
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>>51552492
He's this guy

>> No.51552548

>>51552537
nigga you really think i can remember last week

>> No.51552549
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>>51552492
>>51552526

>> No.51552551

>>51551773
Rollin

>> No.51552552
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51552552

bros I'm scared

>> No.51552562
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51552562

10 MIN UNTIL ALGOS GOING FULL HONK MODE GET READY

>> No.51552563

>>51552548
it was the biggest 1 minute red candle in stock market history

>> No.51552564
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>>51552438
Yes. But if you believe we're in a decade long bear like the 2000s or 70s until the energy crisis is truly resolved, then it's the perfect thing to hold and accumulate.

>> No.51552567
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51552567

CPI LEAKED
>150 bps
CPI LEAKED
>150 bps
CPI LEAKED
>150 bps
CPI LEAKED
>150 bps
CPI LEAKED
>150 bps
CPI LEAKED
>150 bps

>> No.51552575
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>>51552474
SPY dumps to 375 by Friday.

>> No.51552576

Who was that kid that used to post here that had his entire account wiped out? I remember there was a webm of him dancing like a retard

>> No.51552577

Repeat after me anons

HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA

DAMI GOORI DAMI GOORI
DAMI GOORI DAMI GOORI

>> No.51552581

>>51551773
need the number for good luck

>> No.51552582
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>>51552567
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51552583
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51552583

SIX MILLION BPS

>> No.51552584

>>51552499
>fantastically strong
>fedex down 30%
>Ford eating shit cause their shit costs a billion dollars extra
>food shortages still

>> No.51552586

>>51552492
And are you gonna tell us?

>> No.51552585
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51552585

BROS WTF

>> No.51552597
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51552597

Lads I haven't looked at porn or jacked off for three days, I think I'm gonna make it

>> No.51552599

>>51552552
yeah me too im going pretty deep on these spy puts but hey, thats gambling for you

>> No.51552604
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51552604

>BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.51552606
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51552606

>>51552552
don't be afraid, just buy puts at close. today is green.

>> No.51552609

>>51552585
jim cramers tighty whiteys have the star of david embroidered on the ass

>> No.51552612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHQgcFBFpI

>> No.51552616

I'm sitting this one out. My judenhounds are acting sus.

>> No.51552617

>>51552597
good job anon

>> No.51552619

>>51552161
the madman did it again

>> No.51552620

>>51552597
>not busting to yin leon at least once a day
Lmao pathetic.

>> No.51552621

>>51552584
>FedEx is already down 30% and S&P is still near 4k
Buy high sell low right

>> No.51552623

>>51552552
You will be happy, if you survive the next 36 months...

>> No.51552625

>>51552612
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFnKCtptX4

>> No.51552632
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>>51552492
I only care if he's really hot or if that knowledge can help me gamble more effectively.

>> No.51552635

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51552640

>>51552564
double top means it's time to stop

>> No.51552641
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>>51552597
>no tard gf to share poverty with

>> No.51552648
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51552648

5 mins til schizo market time. Keep yo finger on the trigger while you scalp it

>> No.51552650
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51552650

>footage of Jpow rate hike leaked

>> No.51552652

>>51552625
>chill elevator music to raise rates to

>> No.51552654

>>51552641
For poverty?
>find antifa girl.
Trad girls have value and don’t date poors

>> No.51552656

tic toc tic toc

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>>51552597
good, it's not good for u

>> No.51552657

ok bros, the die has been cast, it is in the hands of fate

>> No.51552659
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>>51552625
>2:30
WTF did they delay it? I seethe.

>> No.51552661
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51552661

What's the most exciting thing to watch? DXY? The 10 year? QQQ?

>> No.51552663

>>51552609
Yeah, cuz he gets fucked harder than any of us. The man has not made a correct prediction in his life.

>> No.51552665
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51552665

ohhhhh yeeahhhh
JEROME POWELL GONNA DO THE THING

>> No.51552668

remember /biz/

sell the news

>> No.51552672
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51552672

>>51552599
>yeah me too im going pretty deep on these spy puts but hey, thats gambling for you

!! i'M LiKe MiChAeL DiNgLeBeRrY fRoM tHaT jEwiSh mOvIe !!

>> No.51552674

>>51552621
>gdp down 2.3% first two quarters
The only thing propping spy up is the fed

>> No.51552675

>>51552654
lmao girls dont exist

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HERE WE GO FAGGOTS...

>> No.51552686
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51552686

Can I be next /smg/ thread thumbnail?

>> No.51552688

>>51552668
and whats the news

>> No.51552689

75 INCOMING
75 INCOMING
75 INCOMING
75 INCOMING

>> No.51552694

Unironically, it will probably be a +4% day for the S&P 500, but still bearish in the 6-12 month term.

>> No.51552695

>>51552672
and you're like a reddit faggot from that website

>> No.51552696

>>51552672
puts are the play today, bears get to eat cake and the bulls get to eat bear dick.

>> No.51552697
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51552697

2 minutes. God be with you.

>> No.51552699
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AAAAAAA WHATS GONNA HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51552701

Just a couple more minutes of maplestory music and we get da beeg hikes

>> No.51552704
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51552704

Time for pump this market with no survivors(bobos)

>> No.51552708

>>51552675
They are elusive. Mennonite Trad princess Colby and similar can be found at Mennonite neighborhoods

>> No.51552707

Green ahead of the meeting.... I don't like the looks of this....

>> No.51552711

GET READY FOR 75BPS PUMP NEGROID NIGGER SHITS

>> No.51552710
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51552710

FUCK YOu it's got to be 100!!!!!!!

>> No.51552713

>>51552537
You're chud at best who doesn't trust The President. Biden said himself that we're winning fight with inflation. Foreign capital tried to short the USD market and now they will learn why you should never do that.

>> No.51552715

Lets start the countdown.
80

>> No.51552716

that volatility
you love to see it

>> No.51552714

wallstreet insider here (almost done with lunch)

why would you long the market when fedex got utterly heemed?
stocks like those are the leading indicator for where the market is headed

>> No.51552718

>>51552696
I hope you have the knife ready

>> No.51552720
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>>51552658
that is such a juicy salty sweaty ass

>> No.51552722
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51552722

Fuck the Jews

>> No.51552726

Better dead than red

>> No.51552727

BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.51552731

>>51552699
this is why western civilization needs to end and china / russia need to win. This right here.

>> No.51552730
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51552730

HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS
HOLY FUCK
>200 BPS

>> No.51552738

>>51552714
I buy low sell high.

>> No.51552739

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51552740

NEW GOGOGOGOGO
>>51552729

>>51552729

>>51552729

>>51552729

>> No.51552745
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>666 BPS

>> No.51552746
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* TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

>> No.51552748

SELL THAT RED CANDLE WHEN IT APPEARS

>> No.51552750
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>CME Fedwatch is down
Uh...guys?

>> No.51552751

>>51552713
foreign capital flooded to the dollar only because their currencies are simply doing much worse
not that the dollar is actually performing well lmao
its a global financial crisis

>> No.51552753
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>lol lmao
>>51552726
>>51552710
>>51552711

>> No.51552757

SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!

>> No.51552760
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>>51552739
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51552761
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WHAT THE GOOD LORD FUCK WAS THAT!!!???!?!??!

>> No.51552762

AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51552765

>>51551773
Renee please! roll

>> No.51552772

MELTUP!!!!!!!

>> No.51552791

raise the target range for the federal funds rate to 3 to 3-1/4 percent and anticipates
that ongoing increases in the target range will be appropriate

>> No.51552794

EAT A FUCKING DICK SMG I TOLD YOU AND YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME FUCK YOU
IM BUYING STEAK TONIGHT YOU CUYNT FUCKS

>> No.51552812

>>51552730
Lol

>> No.51552815
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Mumus ded
Boomers ded

>> No.51552819
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what?

>> No.51552873

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

HE IS NOT EVEN TALKING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

INSIDERS INSIDERS! IS THE JEWS I KNEW IT

>> No.51552919

fake dump

>> No.51552921

EUR bros its over ..

>> No.51552942

>>51552794
straight up told you a winning strat based of god given prescience from a former gifted savant OH NO LINE ONLY GO UP
i hope at least one person took my advice on spy puts and made money im up 200%

>> No.51552985

I don’t understand these fund manager boomers. Wtf you think he was going to do? Delusional idiots. Welcome to the rug

>> No.51553012

WTFWT

>> No.51553271

>>51552585
Jerome does lines with Jimmy Chill ?

>> No.51555574

>>51551711
Omg, is that real?
>how did they make the giraffe do that

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>>51552699
Death squad or virus will end this.
>it better