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[Anonymous No.51545317]

Could chainlink be used to enhance prostitution?

Imagine
>get penis sucked by prostitute
>IOT sensors in my penis detect my cum leaving
>IOT sensors in her mouth detect my cum by DNA signature (provided by DECO as to not leak my private info)
>I decide to also film this so i can upload it online and then jerk off to the comments
>Both IOT sensors send this data to a smart contract that is a fork of the "GirlBossPimp.Sol" contract (popular amongst self employed female prostitutes)
>this smart contract releases my funds, and they get sent to her.
>Later on, be bored, decide to upload video
>Video uploads, face recognition technology identifies the prostitute in the video and sends her a notification. It wants to know if she agrees to be in this video and she is informed that every view it gets will give her .000000001 ETH. She agrees.
>Each time someone views the video now she receives payment, she has to have no fear of anything since none of her actual data is sent to the website and she just has to be comfortable with her face being shown

Holy shit bros we are so early.

[Anonymous No.51545336]

>>51545317
Imagine buying into a project headed by a professional whore. Kek

[Anonymous No.51545375]

>>51545317

[Anonymous No.51545566]

https://mega.nz/file/So53hJjA#cEtJaXKx1_umNPOQ4UbF8kQzRXA7M378QTbRzob9KGc

[Anonymous No.51545604]

https://www.greenvelope.com/GreenvelopeImages/account/2910718/attachments/5369784/Room_block_2_Bovedas_De_Santa_Clara.pdf

[Anonymous No.51545658]

>your penis gets ransomware

Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.51545901]

>>51545658
It wouldn't because it is just a sensor it wouldn't have any ability to control your penis.

[Anonymous No.51546159]

>>51545566
what's it like being inside a vagina ?

[Anonymous No.51546289]

>>51545317
>it’s just a sensor
you said it had the ability to execute smart contracts you idiot

[Anonymous No.51548807]

>>51545317
Original

[Anonymous No.51548968]

>>51546159
>being inside a vagina
I usually just stick my penis or fingers in.
But if you just want to crawl up in there, that's your prerogative.
I can't tell you what it's like, though.

[Anonymous No.51549638]

>>51545317
It's a good idea, don't let these suckers saying shit get into your head. Find investors and make it happen.

>>51546159
Put two fresh steak on top together and insert your finger in between and put pressure on them using the other hand push the meat down. My advice is, just get a fucking onahole, trust me, it feels better than Stacey's, Trad's or Cunny's.

[Anonymous No.51549736]

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