Lol

[Anonymous No.51544852]

clean it up

[Anonymous No.51544857]

>>51544852

[Anonymous No.51544867]

>>51544857
dang. Didn't post as gif. This one is alsk over 5mb, so ya. Enjoy the jpg

[Anonymous No.51544876]

nice jpegs retard

[Anonymous No.51544894]

>>51544867
>me to janjan if they ban me again
Fuck. Probably jpeg again

[Anonymous No.51544900]

>>51544894
never ban me again

[Anonymous No.51544903]

>>51544867
>coomposter can't into vp9

[Anonymous No.51544904]

damn bro, bitcoin is getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.51544928]

>>51544900
wtf can't find my hinaya ones

[Anonymous No.51544941]

>>51544904
Kek

[Anonymous No.51544951]

>me to janjans when they ban me

[Anonymous No.51544961]

>>51544951
All my good ones are over 4mp

[Anonymous No.51544973]

>>51544961
*4mb
I made this one 2mb thinking that was the limit

[Anonymous No.51544990]

>>51544973
I can't find my hinata stash
I have so many pepes covering my shit

[Anonymous No.51545002]

>>51544990

[Anonymous No.51545009]

>>51545002
That was less than 4mb. Wtf

[Anonymous No.51545021]

>>51545009

[Anonymous No.51545047]

>>51545021

[Anonymous No.51545089]

>>51545047

[Anonymous No.51545096]

>>51545089

[Anonymous No.51545129]

>2022
>gif

[Anonymous No.51545149]

>>51545129
I don't like webms

[Anonymous No.51545232]

>>51544852
What is this cartoon shit, bring out the cp or the monkey torture vids.

[Anonymous No.51545242]

>no scat
lmao pussy

[Anonymous No.51545257]

for what purpose ? you just wanna get banned?

[Anonymous No.51545263]

>>51545257

[Anonymous No.51545273]

Anon, r u ok?

[Anonymous No.51545281]

>>51545263

[Anonymous No.51545283]

>>51545273
anime tiddies

[Anonymous No.51545303]

>>51545263
Yeah but whats the point in gaming for a ban? Need time off?

I probably do too, pic rel are the only titties i have on my phone tho sadly

[Anonymous No.51545313]

>>51545303
Idk. Just my way of revolting vs unfair bans just to make jannies work extra hard (for free).

[Anonymous No.51545327]

>>51545313
I wish my gf had big tits i could fuck, she kinda has a tranny body it makes me sad. I love fat asses too and she just doesnt have it, but domestically we make a good team. Not sure what to do

[Anonymous No.51545330]

>>51544894
Anyone else has a dick that bends downward? I can go upward a little but the pic rel would probably break my cock

[Anonymous No.51545343]

>>51545327
workout with her. get her thigh toners and resistance bands as a gift. first and foremost and most important though, workout WITH her.

[Anonymous No.51545347]

>>51545327
Take the troon pill and grow your own

[Anonymous No.51545354]

>>51545330
Its just that ive been with my gf for so long i dont know what to do. I think i can do way better but shes a good girl, but holy shit i want to bury my face in fat asses and my dick in huge tiddies

no my dick doesnt bend downward you turd worlder retard

[Anonymous No.51545365]

>>51544852
Up

[Anonymous No.51545373]

>>51545343
You dont get it, sqats wont fix her ass. Its just really bad fat allocation genes for a female and tiny hips. She needs width, not depth (she could use both, but im mostly lusting after width)

[Anonymous No.51545403]

>>51545330
no. Mine is shaped like a banana

[Anonymous No.51545406]

>>51545354
>post if anyone has a downward bending dick
>NO I DONT HAVE IT WHY YES IM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND GENERAL QUESTIONS ARE DIRECTED AT ME
troon pill makes even more sense with that narcissism already in place

[Anonymous No.51545412]

>>51544852
based

[Anonymous No.51545418]

>>51545330
>>51545354
what the fuck is that reply is it a bot or just a mentally ill troon?

[Anonymous No.51545420]

>>51545403
the spoon-like shape is good for missionary, makes me annoyed a bit cause I like it a lot. In my case I have to go for doggy style and fuck them like bitches. Can’t kiss them but at least I can grab dem tiddies

[Anonymous No.51545428]

>>51545406
now you listen here slope dick, this thread is short lived and i replied to you as a joke, yeah im blabbing about myself but thats just cuz this thread is gonna rugpull faster than confido

[Anonymous No.51545431]

>>51545373
I know this sadness. Having anal with a girl that has no ass is miserable. I had to switch to a better looking round butt cutie and ended up havong kids with her

[Anonymous No.51545445]

>>51545431
Im getting to the point where im really considering kids in the next 2-3 years and i just dont see it happening with her, but its hard to break off a good domestic partnership and be out on the market again as a single male literally looking for kids

[Anonymous No.51545447]

>>51545373
>You dont get it, sqats wont fix her ass. Its just really bad fat allocation genes for a female and tiny hips. She needs width, not depth (she could use both, but im mostly lusting after width
You don't get it retard, but me explaining it to you won't fix how fucking retarded you are. Genes account for a couple pounds difference. The location of your fat and muscle allocation depends on what muscles you use, retard. Sure, maybe her pelvis is [ ] this small and you hate her bone length. Fine, but that's nothing to do with her having a "flat ass", you just have a retarded preference because your brain is warped.
>>51545327
You're the one literally dating a woman who you say has a "tranny body" Jesus Christ dude. Here's your last (you) enjoy the dopamine

[Anonymous No.51545454]

>>51545445
I hear you anon, but you will regret it if you don't

[Anonymous No.51545459]

>>51545149
>>51545096
Source?

[Anonymous No.51545461]

>>51545447
Again, your not getting it. She has a hank hill ass. Squats can only do so much there

[Anonymous No.51545471]

>>51545454
It just sounds so hard to break it off, i could always just have kids with her i guess

idk, stressful

[Anonymous No.51545482]

>>51545461
Squats would do a lot but it takes time and determination. Clearly you don't care for this woman. Make of that what you will. You're the fucking loser telling me you're sexing her. Tell me who sounds dumb right now. You telling me its impossible for her to gain weight/fix posture, versus me telling you its possible. I mean have you ever even looked into what being fit entails? Holy shit dude if you think progress is impossible I wince at imagining what your body looks like.

[Anonymous No.51545501]

>>51545482
I know what squats do, ive lifted my whole life and have a huge beefcake ass myself.

btw, she does squats retard. Its the width and fat storage thats the issue. She'd just get a muscley hank hill butt if she was getting mad gains.

[Anonymous No.51545504]

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51545512]

based thread

[Anonymous No.51545515]

>>51545471
Then you will have kids that have her flat ass lackluster genes and looks than they could have been, not to mention you'll be banging that flat ass for the rest of eternity while lusting over big round butts and cute faces

[Anonymous No.51545517]

>>51545482
also, i dont know why your acting like i think im a badass, im literally in thread whining about my sex life, its not like i think im a king here

[Anonymous No.51545534]

>>51545515
I have a really big butt for a male though, and my mom has a butt too. what are the odds they inhereit that?

[Anonymous No.51545538]

>>51545459
https://ru.spankbang.com/6pogz/video/latina+dildo+ride
sabrina smith

[Anonymous No.51545539]

>>51545501
There's no way there is someone as retarded as you. Genes account for 5 Ibs. of difference, max. She CAN gain weight, she could look like a fucking balloon in the ass. You need fat in order to gain weight. You also would need to make sure she's getting lots of calories so she's bulking. But you can't explain to a retard how to not be a retard. So have fun with your dogshit life. And if you're ever wondering why, well remember my words: its because you're a dumb faggot. No more, no less. In a just society you would be put to death after being declared the king of retards. You are so retarded, and the style of execution would be so comical and bloody and glorious; that it would raise the spirits of all of humanity. Just seeing you explode.

[Anonymous No.51545543]

>>51545515
>his daughter has no big ass

[Anonymous No.51545547]

>>51545515
We've talked about open relationships too, since my lusting has lead to some issues. Maybe I'll reintroduce that to sow our demise.but man i really do care for her / love her

[Anonymous No.51545550]

>>51545534
>>51545501
>mentions he has big ass twice
post it faggot

[Anonymous No.51545556]

>>51545539
You really dont get it

[Anonymous No.51545571]

>>51545556
Nigger, I used to be anorexic. Now I'm muscular as fuck. What do I not get retard? Can you articulate your words other than "hurrr durrr she just cant she just cant!!!!" jesus christ you're a retard. Nobody has it in their "genes" to act like a lazy stick figure, people have it in their genes to be dumb as fuck like you. Intelligence is adaptive believe me. But true genius is simply something that one is born with.

[Anonymous No.51545578]

>>51545550
I dont have any pictures of my ass thankfully and tonight will not be the night that changes. But ive always packed cake, even before lifting and embracing squats

[Anonymous No.51545590]

>>51545571
Imagine if hank hill was a woman and did squats. It wouldnt make him a sexy woman, hed just have a weirdly muscular ass. Thats how itd be with my gf. Besides, i already told you she does squat.

I bet you cant even do 4pl8 atg

[Anonymous No.51545599]

>>51545590
>imagine if your girlfriend was hank hill
Nope. I refuse.

[Anonymous No.51545602]

>>51545571
No. They are right and your logic is nonsense. It would be like trying to make a flat chested chick break the world record for biggest breast size. It's literally impossible. Body shape is genetic. You only have so much control.

[Anonymous No.51545606]

>>51545599
I dont blame you, you seem to think im bragging or something when really im crying

[Anonymous No.51545612]

>>51545602
Yeah, its just skeletal shape. She wont ever have a nice curvy ass, it just wont happen.

[Anonymous No.51545621]

If my big butt genes are dominant though I can live with this and we can have kids. Sorry for jacking the thread, didnt expect it to be up this long

[Anonymous No.51545631]

>>51545263
What was the text?
Cunny?

[Anonymous No.51545648]

>>51545631
No. At best it might have been because I kept saying anti-semitic stuff i.e. fuck jews

[Anonymous No.51545652]

>>51545009
Am I seeing what’s left of a tail?

[Anonymous No.51545667]

So have the jannies seen this and just refuse to clean it up?

[Anonymous No.51545668]

bros what does it feel like to grab a girl by her hips and fuck her pussy oh so hard while sucking on her tit or neck?

[Anonymous No.51545671]

>>51545667
kek idk
They banned me a few times already hence my different ID, but they seem to like my stash

[Anonymous No.51545683]

>>51545602
>They are right and your logic is nonsense.
Okay, my bad I forgot that humans cannot gain fat and muscle.
>It would be like trying to make a flat chested chick break the world record for biggest breast size.
>It's literally impossible
Oh my bad, I had no idea that the simple activity of building glutes (which millions possibly billions do everyday) is impossible because anon's girlfriend is just such a lazy bitch she can't even have a nice body
>Body shape is genetic.
Half-truth.
>You only have so much control
Half-truth. In reality you can gain an ass. You're telling me if she didn't bulk up to 300 Ibs. then she wouldn't have an ass? This board has to be the lowest IQ faggots ever. Holy shit. Feels like I'm talking to 12 year olds right now and honestly I probably am.

[Anonymous No.51545694]

>>51545668
My previous gf was one of the hottest girls id ever seen. It feels amazing obviously retard.

[Anonymous No.51545699]

>>51545602
And also my logic of saying that glutes (a muscle) can be expanded, is equivalent to saying mammary glands (a "reproductive" organ) can be expanded? You sir are truly fucking braindead.

[Anonymous No.51545703]

>>51545354
>I think i can do way better
No offense but you may be wrong. Also big tits and ass don’t age well. They are nice when young but gravity eventually wins and you have to look at the results.

[Anonymous No.51545708]

>>51545683
She wouldnt have much of an ass even if she was 300lbs, thats exactly correct and the problem. Have you never watched king of the hill?

[Anonymous No.51545717]

>>51545708
Hank Hill was never 300 Ibs. Have you considered brain surgery? Idk how you live life with half a brain.

[Anonymous No.51545722]

>>51545703
No, i know i can do better. I shouldnt know this, but i do. And i know they age like milk, ive seen it happen myself with some 9/10a turn into weird floppy tit cottage cheese 3/10s in just a couple years. i just want a nice curvy tight ass baby momma.

[Anonymous No.51545729]

>>51545668
it feels nice but not while drunk
sometimes girls make their pussy muscles contract when they're excited and that feels good but they're loose when drunk
also you don't feel much when drunk
so if you're trying to feel nice maybe try to do it sober

[Anonymous No.51545732]

>>51545683
>This board has to be the lowest IQ faggots ever.
you're a walking breathing dunning kruger effect

[Anonymous No.51545739]

>>51545717
Hank hill is a fictional character with no mass, of course he was never 300lbs. But if you're not retarded youd get my point, please tell me your max squat so i can tell you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.51545740]

>>51545732
>no logic or reasoning just ad-hominem

[Anonymous No.51545741]

>>51545699
You dumb gorilla nigger. pic rel. Enjoy the btfo, dumbass

[Anonymous No.51545748]

>>51545722
If you got her pregnant it might fix the issue. You did say you wanted kids.

[Anonymous No.51545750]

>>51545740
Ironic that you posted that pic. Anyways, you got destroyed beyond belief here: >>51545741
Your retarded is showing

[Anonymous No.51545768]

Im like a crazy BBW ass lover too, maybe it is time to give it up.

[Anonymous No.51545780]

>>51545739
>Hank hill is a fictional character with no mass, of course he was never 300lbs
But fictional characters can be over 300Ibs. Even fictional characters have mass within the canon. Hank weighs 220 Ibs. I'm sure he doesn't do squats though. So my point still stands.
>But if you're not retarded youd get my point
I get that you're lazy, mentally and physically. An abomination of a human.
>please tell me your max squat so i can tell you to fuck off.
More than you pussy. I don't even keep track, I don't go on the fit faggotry board, I just keep adding more and more overtime.
>>51545732
I'm extremely high-functioning and if you had a rebuttal you would have provided it. Therefore I now pronounce you mentally feeble.

[Anonymous No.51545782]

>>51545741
Can you see if its a recessive trait, dr?

>>51545748
Itd make her butt fatter? Is that what you mean?

[Anonymous No.51545796]

>>51545780
>I'm extremely high-functioning and if you had a rebuttal you would have provided it.
Read the pic, you retarded monkey. You can't read?

[Anonymous No.51545800]

>>51545780
You seem unreasonably hostile about a topic of no consequence. This was legitimately a great line though.

[Anonymous No.51545801]

>>51545741
>jewgle
>not yandex or duckduckgo
>even tho duckduckgo is pozzed now, itd still be better than jewgle
Oh okay, you guys really are retarded. I'm sorry for making fun of you all.

[Anonymous No.51545808]

>>51545780
please just find another thread dude, this isnt gonna go anywhere and i know you just wanna argue and nitpick eternally

[Anonymous No.51545819]

>>51545796
Obviously I was typing while you posted it, newfaggot. Here's my response
>>51545801
Didn't know this place was le leddit, didn't know we just (((trust the science)))
>hurr durr bein fat is genetic just eat all the high fructose corn syrup you want!!!1!
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.51545831]

>>51545801
...that's your rebuttal? That you don't like google? LMFAO what a retard
Look, mentally handicapped down syndrome fuck. You can influence the size of muscles, but your ass can only get so big.
End of the day it is in fact largely determined by genetic, you mindless simpleton

[Anonymous No.51545843]

>>51545808
Oh my God someone brought logic to your face? Oh but thats not what you wanted. You wanted to cry like a little BITCH. And expect us to comfort you? Christ. Take a look in the mirror. The one person you say you love, you're telling others anonymously looks like Hank Hill. Make up your fucking mind swiss cheeaw for brains. Probably shouldn't drag her on like this. 2 years is how long it should take to make a baby. After that relationships are very risk. Just from the way you're talking I can tell what kind of person you are, you definitely haven't been getting her to bulk and workout, probably because you're too fat yourself so its hard to gorge alongside her. That is my estimate

[Anonymous No.51545849]

Heres an example of a 300lb+ heffer with no ass for the retard

[Anonymous No.51545851]

>>51545831
>your ass can only get so big
Says who? Health.com? Seriously your brain is a sack of rocks. You ever wonder why your life is a pile of shit? I love getting on here and drinking just to lash out at retards like you. You all must've never had a father to beat the piss out of you for being dumb faggots.

[Anonymous No.51545858]

>>51545849
Do you think she does squats? Or does she just look fat to you? Hmmmm ............
If someone hasn't attained near-perfection over their body, they are lazy and coping. Probably like how you are right now, coping with how lazy both you and your shitty girl are

[Anonymous No.51545859]

>>51544852
B A S E D
fuck jannies and fuck wagies

[Anonymous No.51545863]

>>51545843
you need a new hobby

[Anonymous No.51545872]

>>51545819
Obviously you're full of shit, dumbass. You're just trying to cherry pick one thing to gain leverage. You lost. Special ed fuck.

[Anonymous No.51545873]

>>51545621
It likely won't happen. Are fine with banging troon like flat ass for the rst of your life?

[Anonymous No.51545874]

>>51545858
>>51545851
is this some sort of aggro-bot?

[Anonymous No.51545879]

>>51545851
>Says who? Health.com?
Fucking surgeons, you mother fucking idiot
You know more than a surgeon? LMFAO what a midwit

[Anonymous No.51545881]

>>51545782
Yes. Tits and ass get bigger. At least that’s what happened with my wife after son was born. Don’t regret it at all. Being a dad is awesome

[Anonymous No.51545893]

>>51545873
If my butt genes are dominant, yeah i could swing it. she'd be an amazing mother imo and has a lot of great qualities. might just have to hire a whore every now and then or finally discuss an open relationship

[Anonymous No.51545895]

>>51545872
If you didn't know that the medical industry has been owned by Rockefellers for 100+ years, you may be special ed.
>good goy don't workout accept your fate
Ironic that you call me a retard. How successful are you in life? I believe that's a better measure of intelligence than whatever drivel you've barely managed to scrape up the brainpower to screenshot and provide. What have you accomplished in life? What have you learned?

[Anonymous No.51545904]

>>51545879
>you know more than surgeons
A blanket statement only a retard could make. Knowledge comes in many forms. About butt-growth, I've known personally from my teen years that you just have to whip a lazy bitch into shape. Nothing that you retards with no game know about

[Anonymous No.51545905]

>>51545895
Get a load of this nigger. He knows more than a surgeon, LMAO
You stupid fuck. They literally can't lie about medical shit or they'd get sued to all hell. What a retard.

[Anonymous No.51545906]

>>51545881
Maybe I'll give that a go, I wanna be a dad soon. I also want to use the suckers for free labor lol. I dont wanna risk losing her and pairing up with someone who'd make a worse mother and raise shitty kids. Im 27 so really gotta decide what to do soon

[Anonymous No.51545911]

>>51545606
Then just kill yourself you stupid spic nigger. God what a FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.51545912]

>>51545895
please leave. just close this tab bro

[Anonymous No.51545917]

>>51545904
>A blanket statement only a retard could make
How the fuck is pointing out that my source comes from a surgeon a "blanket statement"? What a fucking idiot. You don't have an argument. You don't have data. You're spouting literal shit from your mouth. Dunning kruger.
>I am more knowledgable about a practicing surgeon because I just an okay???
LMAO
You lost. Grow a pair and deal with it

[Anonymous No.51545931]

>>51545905
Actually, they lie for a living, and you get your medical license revoked if you refuse to lie. Nothing a "special ed" boy like you would know though. Back to the pen sheep ba ba baaa

[Anonymous No.51545932]

>>51545917
Anon, he's not going to listen. He's only here to vent, disagree and argue.

[Anonymous No.51545936]

The fact that this thread is still up just shows the priority of the tranny jannies (allowing mass as spam on specific coins and off-topic /pol/threads while deleting everything that triggers them or could make you money). Fuck nigger tranny jannies they are not even human.

[Anonymous No.51545941]

>>51545917
See here
>>51545931
Moron doesn't know the first thing about the world he lives in, and thinks I'm moronic. The way she goes bubs. The fuckin' way she goes.

[Anonymous No.51545943]

>>51545931
Actually, no they don't, faggot. They'd LITERALLY get sued to all hell.
>they lie because I said so, okay?
Shut the fuck up, midwit. You have no data and speak out of your ass. You are the dumbest mother fucker I've ever met on this board

[Anonymous No.51545953]

>>51545941
>Moron doesn't know the first thing about the world he lives in, and thinks I'm moronic.
Not an argument :)
All you do is say "he disagrees so he's retarded. Also I know more than a surgeon because I just do!". I bet your a flat earther too, huh? Just as dense

[Anonymous No.51545957]

>>51545943
You said I have no data but this is a solid point of research right here >>51545931
If you actually wanted to find out more. Can't use Google though! Retard.

[Anonymous No.51545963]

>>51545943
>LITERALLY
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.51545964]

>>51545953
>I bet ur flat eerfer!!!!1!
I bet you're vaccinated, sheep. I'd bet fucking money on it. A retard like you 100% is vaccinated with mRNA or J&J, no doubt in my mind.

[Anonymous No.51545970]

I feel bad watching people get sucked into pointless dialogues.

[Anonymous No.51545971]

>>51545957
I don't give a fuck about your conspiracy theory bullshit, you dumb flat earther. I don't care if you THINK you know more than surgeons. You don't. No you posted no data related to ASS. LOL fucking midwit.