Contacting Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.51494611]

Let's just say I was one of the top holders of DOGE in all of Canada during the financial singularity of 2021.

Due to exchange insolvency, tanking prices after November, and my declining health after trading 16 hours on average per day -- I ended up losing everything.

What do you garner the odds are if I contact Elon Musk by expedited parcel mail (containing proof of my former portfolio holdings, analog prints of retro memes, a flash drive containing some of the most immaculate music I have heard in all my life, images of me, and evidence of my work as an engineering/neuroscience student before dropping out to pursue trading full time), asking him to cover the $500,000 CAD I lost, that he would even bother to respond back, let alone put his faith in me and write me a check to recover the losses that have kept me suicidal and addicted to whatever I have left that's barely kept me alive these past 10 months?

[Anonymous No.51494658]

Just sue him in a Canadian civil tribunal for misleading and deceptive conduct.

You will win.

[Anonymous No.51494661]

B U M P

B U M P

D U M P

[Anonymous No.51494684]

>>51494658

It wasn't his fault I lost the 6 figures that made my miserable 26 year-old burnout life still worth waking up to just to see the numbers I was making. In fact, if it weren't for his mass promotion of DOGE, I would have never had a taste of that 1000% pump.

I just want back what I held one year ago, before I got fucked by a local Canadian exchange and my paranoia/psychosis.

[Anonymous No.51494696]

>>51494611
Reddit and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.51494700]

>>51494684
>I just want back what I held one year ago, before I got fucked by a local Canadian exchange and my paranoia/psychosis.

why did you imagine that the magic beans you bought would retain any value?

all of this stuff is trash and only used for speculation and pump and dumps.

[Anonymous No.51494731]

>>51494611
You only had 400k in real dollars and you think you were one of the top holders in Canada?
You wouldn't even have been one of the top holders in fucking Liechtenstein.

[Anonymous No.51494736]

>>51494696

I agree completely. Its HQ and servers should be nuked at all costs to try and at least preserve what culture and decency we once had in the galaxy where sweet memes were made. I sincerely hope one of the daily mass shooters down south has the smarts to aim their assault rifle at Reddit or Twitter executives instead of grade schools or streets.

[Anonymous No.51494755]

>>51494700

The fact that options existed to withdraw $9000 via Interac ET multiple times a day and go under the CRA's tax radar.

Of course this only works so long as the crypto broker has the $$$ to pay you when BTC hits a volatile ATH of >$69,000 USD.

[Anonymous No.51494762]

>>51494611
this is like the canadian equivalent of tweeting at him “fuck you elon bloody bastard i lose everything because you fuck you benchod i hope see you mother sister raped bastard. send me money back thank you”

[Anonymous No.51494801]

>>51494731

After Winter of 2017 I know for a damn fact that even then it was rare to see a 7 figure regional whale, and these were the days of holding NEO or XRP and going 10000% ballistic if you timed it right -- and you could dodge taxes since none were yet in place formally for BTC.

Care to tell me why anybody would risk that game again when even 5-figure holders get sniped and fucked for tax evasion? Sure as hell my stack of DOGE looked monumental -- likely in >99 percentile for regional holdings, given the shitty broker/exchange infrastructure Canada has had for crypto compared to the states and Europe.

[Anonymous No.51494844]

>>51494684
>>51494736
>>51494755
>>51494801
>plebbitspacing

[Anonymous No.51494848]

>>51494762

Read:

>>51494684

Do you think he would sympathize for my loss given he was the reason DOGE season even took place? He loved the fucking coin and I held it in such great supply before he even started to pour >100M into it. For sure it was my fucking fault for not timing my exit correctly near the end of 2021 -- but I was all or nothing and beginning to lose my mind. As the markets tanked I had psychotic episodes and decided to gamble off the -50% with futures on Binance (something I would typically avoid), and got liquidated by a classic wick scam sweep.

[Anonymous No.51494893]

>>51494848
>decided to gamble off the -50% with futures on Binance (something I would typically avoid), and got liquidated by a classic wick scam sweep.
get fucked

[Anonymous No.51496371]

>>51494844

Quit using 4ch you fucking mobilefag. If you had the privilege of being here for at least 5 years, you would know most of us oldies still use desktops and don't give a fuck about a few spaces if it means for better post composition.

[Anonymous No.51496379]

>>51494893

Let's unfuck this.