/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51468465]

quad witching edition.


>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>how to make a threaded connection
https://youtu.be/LmA6EUAO4MY [Embed] [Embed]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51467566

[Anonymous No.51468473]

they just had to do a gay little pump didnt they

[Anonymous No.51468478]

>intel market cap $118B
>intel assets $170B
>intel debts $32B
Now let’s check on AMD

[Anonymous No.51468480]

First for Spy 3200 EOM

[Anonymous No.51468484]

sooon sooon sooon close close close

[Anonymous No.51468485]

5qqq :(

[Anonymous No.51468494]

SOXL RED

[Anonymous No.51468497]

My 401 is like red as fuck

[Anonymous No.51468499]

Quad witching is a meme
Unemployment is a meme
Nothing is going to happen because it never happens
The only truth in this world is crab

[Anonymous No.51468500]

>>51468473
It’s called a scalp and driven by algos who make money everyday for their masters no matter wat

[Anonymous No.51468504]

>>51468478
>AMD market cap $123B
>AMD assets $12B
>AMD debt $3B

[Anonymous No.51468505]

no way we dont sell off for the weekend, who the fuck is buying here

[Anonymous No.51468507]

Do you guys think Big Money is rolling into Shorts or Longs?

[Anonymous No.51468510]

>DVN
aww shit

[Anonymous No.51468513]

i bought 0dte qqq atm puts around open, how fucked am i?

[Anonymous No.51468518]

>>51468465
>Morning son!
>How's my little wolf of wall street doing today?

[Anonymous No.51468517]

>>51468505
the ... t-tigers?

[Anonymous No.51468523]

Lost 180 today. I dont feel so good

[Anonymous No.51468524]

>>51468513
Rich

[Anonymous No.51468528]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

[Anonymous No.51468538]

I HEARD YALL LIKE CHEAPIES
WE GOT YOU CHEAPIES FOR YOUR CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.51468539]

anons?

[Anonymous No.51468548]

Goyslop chads what we slopping today? For me it's popeyes

[Anonymous No.51468550]

What will bobo posting will be like when the bottom is in I wonder.

[Anonymous No.51468552]

>>51468507
Bonds you fool. Theyre sitting this shitshow out

[Anonymous No.51468557]

>>51468505
We'll close down 3%. There isn't enough energy to sustain a pump.

[Anonymous No.51468559]

>>51468528
neither does anyone in the government or media

[Anonymous No.51468560]

Don't sell. Keep holding. Never Give Up. Never Sell. Never become a BOBO. If you are going to lose, lose going down with HONOR!

[Anonymous No.51468564]

>>51468505
>who the fuck is buying here
the jews who sold your puts

[Anonymous No.51468565]

>>51468505
>who the fuck is buying here
market makers dumped at market open and are now buying so that when options expire at end day, they beat both the longs and the shorts.

[Anonymous No.51468567]

>>51468548
i'm making some chicken parmasan sliders for a few friends coming over to have beers

[Anonymous No.51468574]

>>51468518
I'm all cash, father dearest. It would be most unreasonable to be invested in this mad market. Let us wait for calmer times.

[Anonymous No.51468576]

>>51468548
ngl bro that's looks pretty gud.

[Anonymous No.51468578]

>>51468518
I'm doing great dad thanks for asking. Wanna grab some beers tonight? Drinks are on me

[Anonymous No.51468582]

What happens when everyone and their mothers are buying puts and bear stocks

[Anonymous No.51468583]

>>51468564
NIGGA this is not the real capitulation.

[Anonymous No.51468586]

>>51468550
bobo posting is too high right now imo. its going to turn soon

[Anonymous No.51468594]

>>51468578
what is your secret jew anon?

[Anonymous No.51468600]

>>51468548
Going to get an Italian sub from publix for lunch. Me and the senpai decided on Popeyes fried chicken for dinner and we will make mashed potato’s, corn, and stuffing as sides and only purchase the chicken from Popeyes.

[Anonymous No.51468608]

>>51468538
Based Xzibit fund manager.

[Anonymous No.51468613]

>>51468548
Off-brand Lipton chicken soup with veggies
I'm trying to eat lighter these days

[Anonymous No.51468617]

>>51468465
>>51468512
you tell me

[Anonymous No.51468618]

>>51468518
Dad, there's a nigger in the house. Go get the rope

[Anonymous No.51468619]

>>51468576
Is there fried chicken in Europe or is it only an American and chink thing

[Anonymous No.51468627]

>>51468594
Posting shit off reddit and claiming it to be his own

[Anonymous No.51468630]

>>51468619
I live in America bro I don't know what shit they eat in yurop im assuming bugs and semen

[Anonymous No.51468631]

>>51468617
The volume

[Anonymous No.51468632]

>>51468578
Sure thing buddy! It'll be great to catch up

[Anonymous No.51468633]

>>51468594
Inverse smg mostly. Smart options plays and just taking profits as soon as they are offered and locking them in even if it's like $100. Not putting too many eggs in one basket. Staring at charts too much and entering at daily bottoms/tops and inverting the price action.

JNUG, SOXL, DFEN calls for October, UVXY puts when it hit $11 and FNGU at 7.09 were my plays today

[Anonymous No.51468636]

>>51468594
luck, obviously. save that screenshot and ask him for an update 2 months from now

[Anonymous No.51468639]

Reminder that the S&P 500 will pass below the 50 and 200 week moving average. I would not even consider buying the index until that happens.

[Anonymous No.51468646]

>>51468539
>>51468528
>>51468500
>>51468473

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.51468645]

>>51468619
We get fried chicken, KFC and such

[Anonymous No.51468650]

>>51468548
Today is my last day of one meal a day for a week. I'm so hungry and so close. Made it a full month

[Anonymous No.51468654]

>>51468650
how much did you lose? I might try this

[Anonymous No.51468655]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51468657]

>>51468586
Yep. The market is finally realizing we are on a path for total global destruction if the Fed keeps at it. Bobos don't see it yet but the more gloom & doom we get the closer we get to the Fed panicking and reversing course to the extreme. The Fed is unhinged and notorious for saying one thing and doing the opposite.

[Anonymous No.51468658]

>>51468600
That's a pretty good idea honestly because their sides kind of suck and always are cold

[Anonymous No.51468665]

>>51468646
WTF Skynet I thought we were cool.

[Anonymous No.51468667]

>>51468627
Name any random ticker and I'll buy .00001 shares of it on robingoy and screencap my port

[Anonymous No.51468673]

>trading shorts and puts like a mofo, doing very well
>suddenly start bleeding as SPX kept going up two weeks ago
>hold my positions
>didn't notice that my account balance fell below $25k threshold
>trading lock
>lose my fucking ass as SPX punches over 4100
>financially ruined
>go on depression walkabout
>come back to check on how the market is doing this week
>SPX masturbating over 3800
>turns out I was right
>one week too late

This is a strange feeling
I've never felt it before
It's not anger, it's not happiness, and it's not sadness
What is this?

[Anonymous No.51468674]

>>51468654
I haven't weighed myself in a couple weeks but last time I checked I was down almost 10 lbs

[Anonymous No.51468677]

>>51468631
looks like around 9:10 am cst bulls tried and failed to pump a breakout
>the real pump will be on small buy volume from closing short positions

[Anonymous No.51468678]

>>51468650
OMAD doesn't teach you how to eat properly, and diets are meant to be maintained for a lifetime.
Meaning, if you can't easilysustain it for a month; it is the wrong diet.
Learn about nutrition, it is the only way.
t. /fit/ god

[Anonymous No.51468679]

/smg/ theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

[Anonymous No.51468684]

>>51468633
>inverse smg
oh?/

[Anonymous No.51468688]

Why in the actual flying motherfuck is the market behaving like this? What is with this ASTRONOMICAL fucking movements? Price charts always zig zag, but they're typical like 0.2-0.3% swings. Yet for the past couple days, it's like the entire thing is being fed through a fucking amplifier. The indices gain and lose like 1.5% over the course of 20 minutes. Literal trillions of dollars popping into and out of existence constantly. At what point do they just shut the motherfucking market down because max gigaretardation has been reached? We are switching between utopia and apocalypse sentiment every 5 fucking minutes and the entire stock market is useless to everyone right now.

[Anonymous No.51468689]

>>51468667
brk.a

[Anonymous No.51468692]

>>51468678
Am I allowed to eat pizza once a week?

[Anonymous No.51468697]

>>51468636
He's probably already in debt as it is, nobody that has money is not in debt

[Anonymous No.51468701]

>>51468674
nice job bro keep it up

[Anonymous No.51468703]

>>51468688
triple witching

[Anonymous No.51468713]

>>51468657
They need to beat labour down, far too much wage growth, strikes and job action. They need to have high unemployment so people are begging for a job again.

[Anonymous No.51468716]

>>51468692
If it will work into your micro/macro nutrient amounts for the week, then yes.
This lifestyle needs to be sustainable, anon. Whatever brings you there is fine.

[Anonymous No.51468720]

Is the market still on fire

[Anonymous No.51468732]

>>51468720
80% down day right now but we'll see how it closes today is max jew tricks

[Anonymous No.51468734]

>>51468678
>/fit/
First of all, I'm flattered anon but I'm not a homosexual. Secondly I'm just trying to keep my weight in check not live a normalfag lifestyle. 95% of your life expectancy is based on genetics. I'm not going to autistically eat clean my entire life so I can live an extra 6 months.

[Anonymous No.51468736]

>>51468689
Sure I'll buy 42 cents of Berkshire if that nigger that called me a fake wants me to

[Anonymous No.51468738]

>>51468673
it's called being wrong, and if you're frontal cortex is fully developed it's known as "humbled". you weren't wrong but you were early, if you take anything away from the burry movie it's "being early and being wrong is the same thing".
>size smaller ygmi

[Anonymous No.51468739]

>>51468720
If you mean forming the shape of a cartoon fire

[Anonymous No.51468742]

>>51468688
Were you not here in 2020? With limit downs immediately followed by limit ups on fucking SPY? This isn't even that bad

[Anonymous No.51468743]

>>51468667
BRK.A
DO IT FAGGOT YOU SAID YOU WOULD

[Anonymous No.51468746]

>>51468688
Man it's almost as if every piece of bad news that has come out in the past 6 months have been bad or worse. It's almost like this is a notorious month for stocks. Its almost like the market has been insanely overbought. It's almost like supply-chains have been purposefully halted to create artificial scarcity

I don't know man it could be anyone's guess here

[Anonymous No.51468749]

>>51468677
if by bulls you mean a bunch of circuits designed by 19 yr old taiwanese shut ins then yes, correct.

[Anonymous No.51468756]

>>51468703
Then I'm done for the day. I'm up $70 right now and it's a miracle I even got that. God this country is such fucking cancer in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.51468760]

They just wont let me make money today

[Anonymous No.51468762]

>>51468518
>mumble something about "damn democrats"
>he says "ain't that the truth", claps my shoulder and goes back to his 7th solitaire game of the morning

[Anonymous No.51468773]

[Anonymous No.51468771]

>>51468734
No one said to "eat clean" you fucking mongoloid. Lrn engrish.
Second, /fit/ being a fag board is a tired meme, and likely SUBSTANTIALLY less faggoty than you.
Third, yes genetics play a role, but why even talk about it if you're just going to relegate yourself to being a fucking pudgy loser?
Being fit isn't hard, you're just pathetic.

[Anonymous No.51468772]

>MAN WHY ARE THE MARKETS TO BAD RIGHT NOW DUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.51468778]

If only someone had said weeks ago that the market would go up until it was too clear that bad data would paint the actual picture...

[Anonymous No.51468779]

>>51468746
Except the price is unbounded in both fucking directions. It makes huge moves both up and down for no fucking reason. If it was just taking massive body-shaking shits all the time, I could understand that. But it's just complete nonsense right now.

[Anonymous No.51468784]

>>51468756
$70 will get you the massage but not the handjob

[Anonymous No.51468787]

>>51468756
nice- well done way to take your earnings anon.

[Anonymous No.51468789]

>>51468419
constructionfag here answering euros question
>No, in Florida we do a concrete slab with reinforcing steel and a thickened edge/ slab where that support is needed and concrete block walls with filled cells at all corners and openings (eg doors/windows) with a solid pour tie beam at the top of each floor. Our houses are built to withstand hurricanes and they do.

[Anonymous No.51468791]

>>51468778
You mean the threads filled with bobo posting? Heh, yeah. If only.

[Anonymous No.51468795]

rock fucking unbreakable support here

[Anonymous No.51468796]

Can we actually talk about economic implications of artists going out of work? Picrel is an image from >>>/g/sdg

[Anonymous No.51468798]

vix heading up

[Anonymous No.51468801]

>>51468789
Ero fag forever BTFO

[Anonymous No.51468802]

I am never trading again before having my morning banana and kiwi fruit wtf

[Anonymous No.51468808]

Fed open market operations buying it all!
BUY BUY BUY!
(This is not financial advice).

[Anonymous No.51468810]

>>51468650
What are you going to treat yourself with anon?

[Anonymous No.51468821]

kikes loading up on calls for the 75bps no surprise hike pump

[Anonymous No.51468826]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51468830]

>>51468689
>>51468743

[Anonymous No.51468831]

>>51468808

SPY needs to go to 3700 first.

[Anonymous No.51468832]

>>51468784
I got a rub and tug for 120 and she was cute and got naked and it was more of a nuru massage and hj

[Anonymous No.51468834]

>>51468789
can you have a basement (like a level below ground) in central Florida, around Orlando?
As an Europoorian myself, we are kind of used to houses having this feature.

[Anonymous No.51468833]

>>51468801
we have the most strict building codes in the country here, california is arguably more strict but that's due to earthquakes rather than hurricanes and I think it applies more to commercial/multifamily structures

[Anonymous No.51468835]

>>51468796
These "ai" artists are literally just fusing other works together people have done before.

Either way I hope art becomes a hobby again for people instead of a way to make a living. Who does art for money lol? Its painful from what I hear from friends. You dont get to draw what you want.

I draw my waifu 90% of the time and love it.

[Anonymous No.51468848]

>>51468779
First bear market? Go look at previous bear markets, this is tame

[Anonymous No.51468849]

Which country should I play in EU4, bros?

[Anonymous No.51468871]

>>51468849
Oceania

[Anonymous No.51468873]

>>51468771
>/fit/ being a fag board is a tired meme,
Not a meme, you fags unironically stare at naked men all day and like it. I'm sorry but that's gay.
>nobody said eat clean
I literally saw you mention macros like an autist to another anon. /fit/ is what happens when you mix autism and fitness. It's not your fault, it was bound to happen. I'm a hamchad that just needed to lose a few pounds, but even now I could very easily pin you and take your bussy. I don't care how many weights you lift.

[Anonymous No.51468884]

>>51468849
Lubeck. This is /smg/ after all.

[Anonymous No.51468890]

>>51468849
florence, colonization

[Anonymous No.51468891]

>>51468835
>Who does art for money lol?
Partialism catering furfags and art school trust fund kids are the only ones that stand to lose. Who cares? Not like the professional industry had much to fall since American cartoons devolved into elementary school progressive PC writing and bean mouth.

[Anonymous No.51468892]

>>51468834
You could I guess but the water table is less than a foot down

[Anonymous No.51468894]

Just closed my SQQQ position for 50% profit of my initial. I wish you luck, Bobros. Don't get greedy.

[Anonymous No.51468895]

>>51468771
Is it easy for scrawny guys to get jacked? I'm like 125 lb maybe less

[Anonymous No.51468902]

>>51468849
Custom

[Anonymous No.51468904]

>>51468873
Make update videos faggot I dont pay you 0.00 an hour to start gofundmes

[Anonymous No.51468908]

>>51468810
Probably going to keep it simple and have enchiladas with rice and beans.

[Anonymous No.51468910]

>>51468873
Wow, solid response. To be expected from the local fucking faggot.
Enjoy being a fat loser, rocker.
t. unsubbed from your faggoty channel in Feb.

[Anonymous No.51468914]

>>51468895
as a beginner your first 10-15 pounds of muscle comes really fast surprisingly. think of it like an RPG where leveling up takes more effort the higher level you are

[Anonymous No.51468915]

>>51468749
what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.51468916]

>>51468849
playing as haixi rn, why is my horde unity so low. its challenging run. surrounded by powerfuls who gang up.

[Anonymous No.51468919]

>>51468849
Obama

[Anonymous No.51468924]

>>51468834
I would not recommend a basement, can you have one, yes, but the problem is the water table here is so close to the ground that you will have very high construction costs to put it in and if your waterproofing/drainage system fails you will have a very moist room. It may be different in central florida, but I build near the coast. The whole reason for Euro's having basements (and most well constructed northern homes) is you already have to dig below the frost line for your footer and for just a little more effort you can have an unfinished basement, just add some drainage for water and waterproof the outside, add a pump and a little plumbing and you just increased the area of your home. It's also cheap because you don't have to add windows and exterior doors. Down here it would increase the cost for very little benefit and the possibility of disaster if your waterproofing is compromised. Also, you can't make drainage areas around your footer as they would be constantly full of ground water. You would have to rely on a constantly operating pump which would require replacement intermittently.

[Anonymous No.51468925]

>>51468891
Elinor wonders why and Bluey are the only creative cartoons ive seen recently desu.

[Anonymous No.51468940]

>>51468895
Absolutely!
If you eat properly (not crazy excess calories) and have a good workout routine, then it really isn't difficult!
Don't be afraid to take creatine, either. It helps a lot over the longterm. GL anon

[Anonymous No.51468939]

>>51468904
I'm making a new video tonight after work
>>51468910
>No rebuttal
Not subscribed to the channel anymore huh? Enjoy staying poor. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.51468942]

Regrets yet, slurpers?

[Anonymous No.51468951]

Buddy, forget your bullish exuberance. Look at AAPL computah right now. It broke below $150. We get a close below $150 today and on the weekly, it's over for the SPX.

[Anonymous No.51468953]

Morning, hows it looking today?

[Anonymous No.51468956]

>>51468942
WMT HOVERING RIGHT ABOVE MY LAYERED BUY ORDERS I AM MAD AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.51468960]

>>51468796
i don't care about artists. i'm just waiting to hear about someone doing 10 different onlyfans accounts with nothing but ai generated images for keks

[Anonymous No.51468961]

LMAO MUMU WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51468963]

>>51468504
But AMD is the chosen one!
All my friends hate Intel!

[Anonymous No.51468964]

>>51468465
Is it me or is visa and MasterCard looking ripe

[Anonymous No.51468965]

>>51468895
>125 lbs
I'm being completely serious when I say this, will you please post your soi claw?

[Anonymous No.51468977]

>>51468964
Theyre gonna post losses when people default on cards

[Anonymous No.51468980]

>>51468956
Anon, retailers have a dark future ahead of them with reduced demand.

[Anonymous No.51468982]

>>51468980
And?

[Anonymous No.51468987]

>>51468964
Legislation/talks are in the works to open that market to other providers

[Anonymous No.51468990]

>125 basis points
125 basis points
>125 basis points
125 basis points
>125 basis points
125 basis points
>125 basis points
125 basis points

[Anonymous No.51468992]

>>51468982
And ergo ipso facto WMT isn't a good bet.

[Anonymous No.51468994]

>>51468939
I came from /fit/. I started poor, going back is nothing.
Imagine being you
>Starts fat and retarded; is still fat and retarded.
Lmao many such cases. At least you fit in?

[Anonymous No.51468995]

>>51468977
visa and mastercard are just the network, banks back the $

[Anonymous No.51468997]

UPS down too- fuck that does not look good.

[Anonymous No.51468998]

>>51468478
Funny how you conveniently chose to ignore Intel's YoY earnings growth

[Anonymous No.51469000]

>>51468965
Here you go anon

[Anonymous No.51469001]

>>51468884
I saw Lubeck recently got a mission tree update, so I decided to go with this anon's suggestion. Time to jewmaxx.

[Anonymous No.51469003]

>>51468964
>betting on debt holders going into a crash

[Anonymous No.51469011]

>>51468994
I'm not fat and I have a certified IQ of 140. You can't just make shit up and expect me to take you seriously.

[Anonymous No.51469015]

>>51468995
SPACE GHO... - trippy

[Anonymous No.51469016]

>>51469000
looks like your fingertips are already pretty jacked

[Anonymous No.51469018]

>>51469003
fucking braindead anime posters, banks take on the risk not the networks

[Anonymous No.51469022]

>>51468992
I'm acoomulating, anon.

[Anonymous No.51469030]

>>51468995
Right im retarded

Payment system fees will only go up and people are spending less on retail goods would be my argument. We're in the gilded 20's again anon. Its a gilded turd

[Anonymous No.51469031]

>>51469018
Oh no...its retarded.

[Anonymous No.51469033]

>>51468892
>>51468924
Ty for the thorough explanation, anon.
So no underground classic car garage in Orlando.
Sad but I think I'll get over it lol.
Orlando area would unironically be my destination of choice if I were to move to the USA.
I realized my body isn't made for central european (Krautland) winters. I need warmth the whole year.
Unfortunately, at the moment I am not legally allowed to board an airplane leaving for the USA from anywhere in the world. I hope this will change again.

[Anonymous No.51469035]

>>51469000
Nice! Claw of trips. It's like staring at the actual hand of a skeleton.

[Anonymous No.51469036]

>>51469016
that's his jerk off hand. the left one is way lankier

[Anonymous No.51469044]

>>51468895
You can get well defined muscles yes and other anon is right it's like leveling in an RPG. The first few levels come fast, you'll see insta results, and then you hit around level 20 or so and you start to feel like you haven't progressed much, keep grinding through those walls and then you hit level 50 and it's like you unlock a whole new skill tree out of nowhere.

Make sure to drink lots of water and get some basic ass protein shake afterwards. Don't be a fucking elitist looking for "tHe BeSt PrOtEiN" because unless you plan on being macho man Randy Savage looking ass then you don't need all that. Just get muscle milk or whatever. Make a routine of it.

>T. Lifting for the past 2 years and have had good results

[Anonymous No.51469046]

>>51469036
>Not jerking it on an ambidextrous rotation
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51469049]

>>51469033
>I am not legally allowed to board an airplane leaving for the USA from anywhere in the world
Why?

[Anonymous No.51469053]

Henlo.

Fuck your calls.

[Anonymous No.51469056]

>>51468884
Genoa and Venice are pretty /biz/ choices too. Currently on Genoa but modded to remove AE, that does make the game better desu, fuck AE.

[Anonymous No.51469059]

>>51469001
Theyre pretty fun and you can get prignitz easily and take out your rivals. Expand your trade network among the free cities for maximum aids. Youll have to ally austria

[Anonymous No.51469064]

>/smg/ theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y

[Anonymous No.51469066]

>>51469031
can you talk like a human or is your brain just completely rotten from spending your life on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.51469067]

>>51468713
Current wage growth is way behind inflation and not a driver of inflation. In fact the argument could be made that slow wage growth vs inflation has restricted inflation from going higher.

[Anonymous No.51469068]

>>51469049
He's a paedophile

[Anonymous No.51469070]

>>51468873
Fat people = low IQ subhuman niggercattle
I hope you eat yourself to death, weed out the shit genes and make me profit because I'm invested in companies that profit from your goyslop consument

[Anonymous No.51469072]

>>51469049
I abstained from the needle craft.

[Anonymous No.51469073]

>>51469049
Probably not vaxxed. Good on him if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.51469076]

>>51469056
Meanwhile lubeck can eat most of the german coast and some of the cities below schleswig holstien for free, lmao.

Venices mission tree is aids.

[Anonymous No.51469077]

>>51469003
The credit line is with the bank stupid

[Anonymous No.51469079]

>>51468779
>Except the price is unbounded in both fucking directions. It makes huge moves both up and down for no fucking reason. If it was just taking massive body-shaking shits all the time, I could understand that. But it's just complete nonsense right now.

thats called volatility and shitty traders like you get chopped the fuck up. happens when the VIX is around 25+

[Anonymous No.51469083]

>>51469072
Rip. I'm bored and want to volunteer but the places I'd prefer require

[Anonymous No.51469088]

>>51469076
>Venices mission tree is aids
Why?

[Anonymous No.51469090]

>>51469033
>at the moment I am not legally allowed to board an airplane leaving for the USA from anywhere in the world
Based terrorist financing his bomb materials on the stock market

[Anonymous No.51469091]

>>51469033
You might be able to build down in the florida keys but I don't know how expensive that would be

[Anonymous No.51469104]

>>51469011
>not fat
Uhhh, denial is not a sign of high intelligence...

[Anonymous No.51469105]

>>51469088
>just sit and do nothing till printing press lmao

[Anonymous No.51469107]

WTFWT why are we not melting.

[Anonymous No.51469112]

>>51469035
something is definitely unsettling about it
reminds me of ET's hands

[Anonymous No.51469125]

>>51469105
>do nothing
There gotta be someone that needs some killing...

[Anonymous No.51469136]

>>51469035
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.51469138]

>>51469066
>>51469077
Banks dont take the risk retards, thats debit cards

[Anonymous No.51469141]

>>51469107
Market taking a breather, first the Mumus must abandon hope. Another way to look at it is that normally in this situation opex would likely push the market upwards, but other than that the market is trending down, so it's cancelling out.

Source: my ass

[Anonymous No.51469142]

>>51469070
Keep hoping, in the meantime, enjoy this fresh curse on your portfolio. Even if you beg me, and trust me you will, I'm never undoing the curse unless you reach a weight of 300lbs. The only way I can show you the superiority of being a hamchad, is to force you into being one you fucking chud.

[Anonymous No.51469145]

>>51469000
Wtf is that

[Anonymous No.51469149]

>>51468960
Kek that's a business idea if I've ever seen one

[Anonymous No.51469154]

Yeah I don't think this investing thing is for me.

[Anonymous No.51469166]

MICHAEL BURRY DEACTIVATES TWITTER ACCOUNT

[Anonymous No.51469167]

>>51469145
Scab from a cut I got while moving apartments

[Anonymous No.51469171]

Did Zelenskyke ring the NYSE bell? I wasn't paying attention

[Anonymous No.51469173]

>>51469154
Maybe stick to Vanguard funds from now on.

[Anonymous No.51469175]

>>51468796
>economic implications of artists going out of work
>Artists
>Money
b r u h

[Anonymous No.51469176]

>>51469145
classic case of niggeraids
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.51469185]

>>51469112
It's the fingertips, they are unusually long in comparison to the rest of his finger.

[Anonymous No.51469194]

2 tits forming on the chart

[Anonymous No.51469196]

Hey guys, just wanted to pop in with a gentle reminder that it is over. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.51469198]

Is John the fattest man on smg? Or are one of you somehow more disgusting?

[Anonymous No.51469200]

>>51469125
You dont get claims until printing press

Which is aids. Im not fabricating claims, fuck off lmao. Atleast FOI makes venice interesting with events.

You could form dalmatia.

[Anonymous No.51469207]

>>51469194
Dicke titten?

[Anonymous No.51469208]

>>51469107
early lunch for bobo
>early lunch theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

[Anonymous No.51469225]

>>51469067
I never said it was

[Anonymous No.51469237]

dump into the close with that classic last 10min retard rally

[Anonymous No.51469238]

>>51469198
Not enough people post their bodies to make an accurate assessment because they're cowards.

[Anonymous No.51469240]

>>51469138
You're borrowing from the bank brainlet. The credit card companies just provide the infrastructure. They charge a fee everytime you use the card

[Anonymous No.51469242]

>>51469154
Anon you're supposed to sell when you have the hint you are losing money
Or
You are supposed to buy as much as you can at the top and then short sell the entire way down

I assume you just bought things and just hoped they would go up? Lol man you have to try harder than that

[Anonymous No.51469245]

>>51469198
last few weeks there has been a lard ass walking on my running route God bless his soul. he's struggling more walking about 1/2 miles then me on my way back at 3 to 3.5. miles. props for trying but I'm scared he is gonna be dead one day on my way back.

[Anonymous No.51469251]

>>51469225
>I never said it was
I responded to this guy not you:
>>51468713

[Anonymous No.51469254]

>>51469079
I make money, faggot. Not always a lot, but I make money, which pretty much puts me in the top percentile of retail traders, faggot

[Anonymous No.51469270]

>>51469200
So you sit there for years not growing wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.51469276]

>>51468960
I might actually try this

[Anonymous No.51469280]

>>51469091
>You might be able to build down in the florida keys but I don't know how expensive that would be
The Florida keys seem to me as the equivalent of the middle of nowhere towns you couldn't pay me to move to here in Germany.
I might be really nice down there, but truth be told, I guess I'd really need
>muh hustle and bustle of the big city
at least in driving distance (45 minutes tops)
I'd really like to have the convenience of a whole foods, wall mart and publix at least "nearby."
Everything farther away than 45 from these conveniences I'd consider a holiday/vacation spot or destination.

[Anonymous No.51469285]

I swear I wont eat takis again my indegestion is kicking up and its gonna hold me all day...fuck

I have got to eat cleaner..no basedshit tho

[Anonymous No.51469292]

If DRIP doesn't hit $17 today I am going to hold women, minorities and jews personally responsible

[Anonymous No.51469298]

>>51469245
He's plotting, learning your route. He saw your lanklet body and marked you as prey. One of these days when you run by he's going to tackle you with his sweaty soft body, pin you, and insert his Smithfield sausage link into your bussy. A hamchad is always 2 steps ahead of lanklets.

[Anonymous No.51469306]

We holding puts over the weekend or selling here

[Anonymous No.51469317]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.51469321]

Fuck QQQQ holding its line in...

[Anonymous No.51469332]

>>51469245
Based fat man who wants to reassess and reassemble life

[Anonymous No.51469340]

>>51469298
I fear hamchads

[Anonymous No.51469345]

>>51469317
Big bois think the bottom is in/we are oversold. Time to sell puts and buy calls

[Anonymous No.51469347]

>>51469317
The snibbety snappety

[Anonymous No.51469353]

Is it time for treasuries yet?

[Anonymous No.51469358]

>>51469285

meat veggies and coffee/tea

begone with the overly processed shit

[Anonymous No.51469372]

>>51468960
Thanks for the business idea Phaggot.

[Anonymous No.51469371]

>>51469353
3 month t bills

[Anonymous No.51469375]

>>51469317
>that wick
Damn son.

[Anonymous No.51469379]

>>51469285
i can't do takis anymore either. its not worth

[Anonymous No.51469384]

>>51469340
You should.

[Anonymous No.51469387]

>

[Anonymous No.51469389]

>>51468465
a man painted this, he did it while sitting in front of it with his art easel and painting it right in front of everyone.

[Anonymous No.51469391]

>>51469353
If you want to lose money. Sure.

[Anonymous No.51469394]

So, what time is that FDA nnouncement for BLUE supposed to be for today?

[Anonymous No.51469395]

Can the jews in jew york get back from lunch already Jesus christ. I need my soxl to go green again. Got in at 11.21 today

[Anonymous No.51469402]

>>51469280
It's only 20 miles by speedboat anon. You could be in downtown miami in 15 minutes and to the Bahamas in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.51469424]

>>51469353
If you think those are a good buy, then you should also consider buying gold.
Take a look at the charts. It's similar to crypto and the nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.51469433]

>>51469395
I think they waddle back in around 1:15pm New York time

[Anonymous No.51469447]

>>51468619
It's a staple food in London

[Anonymous No.51469454]

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51469461]

>>51469454
explain this to a noob please

[Anonymous No.51469468]

this is getting grim for us apple sisters

[Anonymous No.51469471]

>>51468849
Venice and go through Egypt to India, make the monies.

[Anonymous No.51469483]

>>51469033
>I realized my body isn't made for central european (Krautland) winters
Fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.51469492]

>>51469461
Bull run will be back on soon

[Anonymous No.51469493]

>>51469461
Short term average began outperforming a long term average. Basically, IT'S HAPPENING.

[Anonymous No.51469494]

maybe i should hedge my puts w some big taki

[Anonymous No.51469501]

>>51467110
>>51466963
>>51467173
Today /smg/ didn't have shit taste

[Anonymous No.51469505]

>>51469371
Short duration?

[Anonymous No.51469510]

>>51469494
This is the most profound goyslop I seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.51469512]

Lol, Gyna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA96fCpHiR8

[Anonymous No.51469520]

How do I profit off of A.I.? Just watched a video on it generates art and see that this technology can be applied to lots of things.

[Anonymous No.51469533]

>>51469494
>A company of Grupo Bimbo

[Anonymous No.51469550]

>>51469493
Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.51469564]

>>51469345
>big boys
One million shares of apple is fucking nothing for the big boys. Even the slowest trading day of AAPL sees 10+ million shares change hands in a single minute. Anon's screenshot is nothing more than some hedge fund's option getting exercised.

[Anonymous No.51469565]

>>51469533
It's pronounced beembo

[Anonymous No.51469569]

>>51469550
Super bearish. Market is fucked.

[Anonymous No.51469571]

>>51469520
Make cheese pizza and black mail government officials. Though that might be pissing into an ocean of piss as they have already be doing that for centuries.

[Anonymous No.51469572]

>>51469533
>Grupo Bimbo
bayzed. bimbo porn is the best.
>>51469550
very insanely bullish. mars beach trips bullish.

[Anonymous No.51469578]

>>51469550
That example is bullish assuming it's not something inverse, but I don't know what ticker that chart was representing.

[Anonymous No.51469583]

>>51469572
Okay, what chart is that? Dow jones?

[Anonymous No.51469584]

/smg/ is only for the classical music inclined listener, the man who listens to the dulcet tunes of salieri, satie, mozart, beethoven, debussy...

A finer class of patrician. I jerk off to fantasies of my waifu listening to classical music.

[Anonymous No.51469610]

green id and we moon from here
red id and we have another 20% down before we see a green day
yellow and we crab for 10 years

[Anonymous No.51469615]

>>51469584
>debussy

[Anonymous No.51469616]

CAPITULATE QQQ DOOO IT!

[Anonymous No.51469617]

>>51469584
>debussy
I've been here too long

[Anonymous No.51469619]

>>51469610
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.51469632]

reminder we need only - .10 close from yesterday to lock in a bearish as fuck candle pattern.

we gapped down from yesterdays close already...

[Anonymous No.51469633]

>>51469610
cheers

[Anonymous No.51469635]

>>51469610
take your dark arts somewhere else

[Anonymous No.51469637]

>>51469615
>>51469617
bussy hivemind

[Anonymous No.51469638]

>>51469610
What do you mean by Id?

[Anonymous No.51469641]

>>51469617
I love debussy

[Anonymous No.51469649]

>>51469402
lol
ok, ty

[Anonymous No.51469651]

WTHWT

[Anonymous No.51469654]

>>51469454
What chart is this of you retard?

[Anonymous No.51469657]

Why UUUU tanking?
Just overall market conditions or something else?

I couldn't find news that was bad

[Anonymous No.51469658]

>>51469610
Guess I'm selling

[Anonymous No.51469660]

> UNINVESTABLE UNTRADABLE CLOWN MARKET THAT LOSES MORE CREDIBILITY WITH EACH PASSING DAY
THE POWER OF MMT
THANKS PPT
THANKS BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51469675]

MASSIVE GAPS AND DOJIS
NOW SHORTING ALLOWED
IT LITERALLY TRADES LIKE FUCKING CHINESE SHIT NOW
JOE BIDEN LITERALLY GREENLIT A MARKET SETPOINT
JOE MARKET SMARTGRID BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51469676]

>>51469657
It does that time to time. Nothing to be afraid of.

[Anonymous No.51469679]

>>51469584
>debussy

[Anonymous No.51469680]

>>51468548

some home smoked salmon and boiled potatoes. t. healthy boy

[Anonymous No.51469693]

We're off to a good start fellas but it's 1455 and the renaissance still hasn't spawned so I'm getting a bit worried. Is this bullish or bearish for my trade node?

[Anonymous No.51469694]

I have 50% equity, buyed for 125k 4yrs ago.

Should I sell and gamble it on stocks / crypto before the housing crash?

[Anonymous No.51469696]

>NO SHORTING ALLOWED, PLEBS
>YOU BETTER GO ALONG WITH OUR POLICY OR WE'LL PUNISH YOU WHICH IS EASY BECAUSE WE LIE ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.51469697]

>>51469584
Mention Liszt if you’re going to mention Debussy next time, faggot.

[Anonymous No.51469698]

>>51469033
>Orlando area would unironically be my destination of choice if I were to move to the USA.
Orlando kinda sucks, I would look into the St. Pete area (north of tampa) or South Jacksonville (ormond beach). I really like appalachia (very mild winters, beautiful summers, beautiful autumn) it is very low cost (can get undeveloped woodland for <$10k/acre) and you can still be close to college towns with good restaurants and live music. Also, if you enjoy the outdoors there is a LOT more to do than in florida in terms of hiking, kayaking, rock climbing, etc.

[Anonymous No.51469702]

>>51469610
Crab until fomc. 75bps hike. Retard rally on "it could have been 100bps" sell my calls and then we go red again once people realize 75bps isn't bullish and they rug retail again.

[Anonymous No.51469710]

>>51469693
bull. eat the late renaissancers

[Anonymous No.51469711]

>>51469696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhcreVY_qLI

[Anonymous No.51469713]

New
>>51469701
>>51469701

[Anonymous No.51469714]

>>51469679
>>51469641
>>51469615


I will commit arson on each of your houses, and I know where john lives.

[Anonymous No.51469736]

>>51468518
>live in trailer on mom's property
>she comes by at 1 every day to feed wild cats
>napping on the floor half the time she comes by
feels good

[Anonymous No.51469740]

>>51469280
Based on this go for Southern Jacksonville, Sarasota if you are a boomer, or St. Pete (north Tampa). Tampa is probably the "coolest" city in florida and is shitloads better than orlando which is just giant rat land.

[Anonymous No.51469744]

>>51468650
omad is gay. just do intermint fasting and skip one meal a day. way easier to sustain and not stuffing urself that one meal

[Anonymous No.51469768]

It's gonna be 75bp, probably see a bit of a rally when it announces. Remember, news is good if it's better than the worse alternative...
Last time there was talk of 100 to but they came out with 75 and market rallied

[Anonymous No.51469808]

>>51469698
Fuck all that. If you’re not a poorfag SWFL is the patricians choice. Naples, Bonita Springs or Estero. South Fort myers if middle class

[Anonymous No.51469869]

>>51469740
>>51469808
>>51469698
ty for the recommendations

[Anonymous No.51469873]

>>51468772
So go long in Q2 2023 for guaranteed wealth?

[Anonymous No.51470147]

>>51468773
>we don't get to live in the Napster Sexbot timeline
>ywn download your own Queen Elizabot

[Anonymous No.51470169]

>>51468835
>These "ai" artists are literally just fusing other works together people have done before.
Yes, the foundations of artworks have been laid and now the skyscraper of the future can be built on top of it.

[Anonymous No.51470209]

>>51468465

[Anonymous No.51470647]

>>51469768
delusional imo. the writing is on the wall

[Anonymous No.51473146]

Bros I hope you are buying