>27 years old

[Anonymous No.51461119]

>135k net worth (120k in cash, 15k in shitty investments)
>dead end, low paying job
>no future, absolutely zero reasons for optimism (low IQ, shitty career path, no skills, no charisma, ugly)

[Anonymous No.51461142]

>>51461119
all in chainlink immediately, it's the fastest way out

[Anonymous No.51461149]

>>51461119
its over

[Anonymous No.51461186]

>only 500k on the bank

[Anonymous No.51461222]

>>51461119
Holy shit are you me
Only have 400k
Stuck working dead end job with legitimate retards making 23/hr
Been actively trying to get fired for 2 years now
I want to die

[Anonymous No.51461282]

>>51461222
How'd you get $400k making $23/hr?

You must have done something right...

[Anonymous No.51461376]

>>51461282
Take a wild guess
Im posting on /biz/

[Anonymous No.51461698]

>>51461119
Get a 6 pack, and let me know how you feel then.

[Anonymous No.51461720]

>>51461376
CRYPTO

[Anonymous No.51461736]

>>51461119
I have nothing

[Anonymous No.51461752]

>>51461119

>28
>180k in cash
>own a home with 140k equity
>200k in retirement
>300k tech job
>can’t get girls because I’m a 5’4 manlet

[Anonymous No.51461757]

>>51461736

[Anonymous No.51461770]

>>51461119
>50k in account shared with wife
> 20k in retirement accounts
>In the FERs pension system
>PhD
>30 years old
>Am a father
>Own my car

I'm shit but at the same time not

[Anonymous No.51461773]

>>51461752
Yeah it is over for you dude
Doesn’t matter if you have a trillion dollars if you are 5’4

[Anonymous No.51461790]

>>51461773

Can only get ugly/fat/SEAmonkeys. I’ve had sex with 1 attractive girl but not for free

[Anonymous No.51461794]

I have a 170k net worth same age. I am about to buy a condo. I got to take today off work unexpectedly. I’ve been drinking all day and nigh and I feel pretty great. Life is good

[pure kabyle No.51461795]

>>51461752
>140k equity
about to turn into 0

[Anonymous No.51461844]

>>51461795

That would be great actually because I want to move up to a bigger house and if my house drops 100k the more expensive ones will fall 2x that

[Anonymous No.51461888]

>>51461119
holy shit you are literally me, 150k in cash, 25k in Roth IRA, drive a beater lexus, ugly white guy working a shitty federal job, barely go out except to costco for gas and a chicken. Wanted to buy a house but fuck me.

[Anonymous No.51462149]

>>51461119
35 years old... only $8,453,262.56 AUD in my bank account... have 4 kids with 3 different women... thing about ending things.

[Anonymous No.51462210]

>>51461222
>Been actively trying to get fired for 2 years now
LOL Just walk away, you could put yourself through a good college and get a better job.

[Anonymous No.51462211]

>>51462149
I don't really wish you bad things fren, but if you really wanna do it. Please send 100k here: bc1qypx4lgf7s5u2qaczgn86jky76m9ttnjgpf65y8

[Anonymous No.51462277]

>>51462211
How would continue living if you were the guy profiting from suicide? How would you close your eyes at night? A clean conscious is worth like 3 million at least

[Anonymous No.51462375]

nigger, I'm 27 have no job and 140k in debt

[Anonymous No.51462403]

>>51462277
Personally, I'd sleep like a baby. If a person wants to end it, that's none of my business.

[Anonymous No.51462428]

>>51461119
>32 year old
>third world subhuman
>4,000usd all in crypto
>0 cash
>100 usd net income per month
>accountant working 10 hours a day, 2 hours on the road traffic

[Anonymous No.51462439]

>>51462428
The fuck where are wages so low. Even here in Mexico poor people make around 200 dollars a month.

[Anonymous No.51462442]

>>51462428

Thanks, makes me feel better about being a manlet in a 1st world country

[Anonymous No.51462466]

>20 years old
>15k networth
Wow. In just 7 years I'll have 6 figures. I just can't wait to be kang

[Anonymous No.51462480]

>>51462428
Based. Even though you're probably a shitskin I hope you make it.

[Anonymous No.51462486]

>>51461119
If you're right wing you can at least join the dissident right and join our groups
There's gonna be a lot more of them over the next 8 years

[Anonymous No.51462535]

>>51462466

I hit 4 figs at 16
5 figs at 23
6 figs at 25
Now 28 and am slightly over halfway to 7

We all gonna make it frens

[Anonymous No.51462546]

>>51461119
>28 years old
>30 million net worth
>no job, neet
>gave up on life, don't have any friends, girl I love wouldn't marry me
>contribute nothing to society
>internet addict

[Anonymous No.51462567]

I was my happiest with the most debt I’ve ever accrued, close to $250k. It feels good to know at least for me that the only way was up and out. Kinda like bane

[Anonymous No.51462582]

>>51461119
>33 on october
>SEAniggr
>280 usdc on metamask
>mother pays for the rent
my money isn't even enough to buy a casket

[Anonymous No.51462586]

If any of you rich dudes want high class escorts give me a shout, lots of beautiful women out there that aren’t scammers, just have to find someone like me that jockeys them around.

[Anonymous No.51462717]

>24
>11k in savings
>make $14/hr
>no gf
>5'9
>virgin
>still lives with parents
>allergic to pistachios
>only diamond in sc2

[Anonymous No.51462782]

>28
>Building a house been a year now and still not finished
>Should have 240k mortgage once its finished
>2,14% locked in for another year before i get Justed
>Maybe 35k left over in cash stocks and crypto
>2 deadend jobs (make $28.50/hr and $33 an hour)
>Regret what i studied
>Fat (but might get a blowie joey tomorrow)

[Anonymous No.51463001]

>>51462535
>scam
Have your bags connected to a privacy platform, preferably that isn't token gated so you don't lose it all and go back to zero. kek

[Anonymous No.51463029]

>>51461222
"only have 400k"

Dude you're already pretty fucking rich. Fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.51463052]

>>51463029
400k is nothing
Might as well be living paycheck to paycheck
Pro baseball players make 150k a game

[Anonymous No.51463083]

>>51463052
It's not nothing. It's more than enough for a single person to stop working and invest with it. Or live off of it for years. How much do you REALLY need to spend per year you miserable fucking Consoomer?

[Anonymous No.51463093]

>>51463083
I want to live good not like a fucking hobo
I need a personal chef also

[Anonymous No.51463101]

>>51463093
>I need a personal chef also
t. lazy
learn to cook useless drone

[Anonymous No.51463124]

>>51463093
It's almost half a million dollars. You think hobos have that much?

[Anonymous No.51463166]

>>51463124
Yes in united states many homeless have that amount net worth
They spend their cash flow on drugs though

[Anonymous No.51463171]

>>51461376
Larp?

[Anonymous No.51463181]

>>51463171
Obviously, no one with real money wastes their time here

[Anonymous No.51463185]

>>51463166
If you're homeless with 400k income you're an absolute fucking moron and you deserve it lol. I can't even fathom having 400k and bitching about it. Maybe use your brain?

[Anonymous No.51463212]

If I had 400k cash I'd buy a subway in a populated area and hire philipinos cheap. Be a millionaire in half a decade.

[Anonymous No.51463214]

>>51463185
You must be poor then
400k is literally nothing
Some chinese guy probably just dropped 400k into a slot machine somewhere tonight

[Anonymous No.51463223]

>>51463214
I just dropped 400k of cum into ur mom

[Anonymous No.51463238]

Why do "people" still replying to these retarded LARP threads? Most Americans literally don't have 2k in cash. What are you trying to achieve here?

[Anonymous No.51463263]

>>51463238
I'M NOT FUCKING LARPING YOU THINK I'M PROUD??? I AM ONLY ABLE TO SAVE UP CAUSE I LIVE WITH MY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!!

[Anonymous No.51463268]

>>51463238
Nice cope
/biz/ doesn’t represent most Americans

[Anonymous No.51463271]

>>51462535
Lit I will easily break 6 figs at 24 once this market rallies not including house equity. Just been working so people don’t ask me where my money comes from lmao

[Anonymous No.51463316]

>39
>live with parents with wife and 2 kids
>$13 in the bank
>$15/h job
>30k in student loan debt
>alcoholic
>fat
>small penis

[Anonymous No.51463416]

>>51461119
Go to church, fag

[Anonymous No.51463519]

>>51463268
4chan as a whole must be a somewhat higher echelon of people, it takes a kind of cerebral mind to be entertained by a place like this. Most people just watch tv.

[Anonymous No.51464376]

>>51463214
400K is nothing and who's saying otherwise is a poorfag

[Anonymous No.51464468]

>>51461142
That's the safest way to dungeon fag, ETH or KCS takes you back to your feat faster or even ALBT

[Anonymous No.51464498]

>26 years old
>$26k AUD in cash
>about $90k in boomer stocks
>$70k or so in crypto, not sure how much exactly as the tracker app freaked out on me and portfolio disappeared, can’t be bothered downloading it again
>make $130k AUD/year, work A LOT of overtime though to reach that figure, it’s also shift work so I have effectively no life outside of work at the moment
>have a couple of old import cars, worth maybe $40k each
>$85k in superannuation (like Aus version of a 401k I guess?)
I feel very behind the curve to be honest. By the numbers I’m supposedly doing okay for someone at this age, but I can’t help but think “where did it all go so wrong?”

[Anonymous No.51464538]

>>51464498
You ain't doing bad for a youngster.. what crypto are you holding btw

[Anonymous No.51464557]

>>51464538
BTC, ETH, some LINK.
>inb4 you’re a jeet trying to shill shitcoins

[Anonymous No.51464611]

>>51464557
LINK is a shitcoin duckhead.. rather stay in stablescoins til the bears jets out

[Anonymous No.51464616]

>>51462546
your idea of failure is my goal...

[Anonymous No.51464620]

>data mining/demoralization thread turns into LINK shill thread
>hurrr I have almost half a million before the age of 30, ngmi durrrrrrrrr
this board is dead

[Anonymous No.51464650]

>>51464620
If you alive then this board is active, LINK to the world you thirdee

[Anonymous No.51464684]

>>51461119
>no house/car/anything
or
>can't into net worth
oh wait
>low IQ
genuinely sorry, OP
I hope things out work out for you better in the future

[Anonymous No.51464706]

>>51461119
>not even a virgin
You lived the good life sir

[Anonymous No.51464712]

>>51463519
>it takes a kind of cerebral mind to be entertained by a place like this. Most people just watch tv.
>t. boomer newfag
anonymous image boards are social media for dysgenic incels

[Anonymous No.51466451]

>>51463001
Railway web app or the mobile version on Android or IOS

[Anonymous No.51466681]

>>51462717
lolll dude how are you going to enjoy life if you can't eat pistachios ?