/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51457737]

How do I turn $385,944.99 into a million? Also, how do I not pay any taxes?

[Anonymous No.51457822]

>>51457737
Buy oxy/exxon below 30 dollars and wait numbnuts

[Anonymous No.51457847]

>>51457737
Reported the thread to the IRS

[Anonymous No.51457868]

>>51457737
that's only 2 2x's faggot
rich people make me sick

[Anonymous No.51457879]

>>51457737
based and penny stock pilled

[Anonymous No.51457927]

>>51457737
buy 400,000 pairs of knee pads

[Anonymous No.51457932]

>>51457868
>300k
>rich

[Anonymous No.51458025]

>>51457932
minimum wage working 16 hours per day 365 days per year is $42,340 before taxes

[Anonymous No.51458180]

>>51458025
>before taxes
kek

[Anonymous No.51458250]

1 million isn't shit these days, aim higher
with that capital you could throw it into btc/eth and get 1 million before the next bullrun gets in full swing, or 10, or 50 if you bet on the right new hot alt.

[Anonymous No.51458403]

>>51457737
Suck 614,055 dicks for $1, and ask your mother for a penny.

[Anonymous No.51458647]

>>51457737
Easily enough for a few mortgages. Buy duplexes or other prime investment properties over the next two-four years as the market drops. look for over a 1.5%er. when values are back high in ~12 years, sell and flip in a 1031 exchange into something like an apartment complex. You will have made over a million dollars, tax free, which is then providing you with tens of thousands per month.

[Anonymous No.51458694]

>>51458647
Forgot to add, go with an apartment building or other low-income focused development because the need for the most affordable housing will never go away, and rents rarely ever drop unlike the value of investment properties.

[Anonymous No.51458880]

>>51457737
Finance your own campaign to become a senator.
Win
PROFIT!!!!
!!!!

[Anonymous No.51458924]

put it all into 3 digit ens, wait 12 months

last guy that asked this question i told him this when it was 10e each, now they are about 30e

but /biz/ is too low iq for ens, so theres a 0% chance you will. goodluck tho

[Anonymous No.51458959]

put it all on one roulette spin. either you become hugely rich or you commit suicide

[Anonymous No.51458964]

>>51458959
kek

[Anonymous No.51458997]

>>51457737
kneepads

[Anonymous No.51459652]

>>51457737
Easy, you grab the bags, buy at least 80% of that on VINU and wait for the next batch of 20% pumps that we've had constantly since july and there you go, a million, easy enough.
For the IRS i would recommend opening a bank account overseas (think latam or canary islands) and slowly start depositing the money there, then, you have a tax-free account.

[Anonymous No.51459770]

>>51457737
I have 300k, move to Belize like me, then wait for link to go to sub $1, buy 300k and sell for 15m at $50, tax free

[Anonymous No.51460858]

Literally just invest in any L1 come up. these mfs always pump hard
i think bitdaos launching one soon

as for the taxes part, always pay your taxes anon. /biz is a fucking larp. everyone here pays taxes, obeys the landlord’s rules and goes to work from 9-5

[Anonymous No.51461061]

>>51457737
You could suck on 614,055 cocks at $1 each, and run over someone’s bulge for the last cent. After that, you’ll have your million dollars

[Anonymous No.51461068]

>>51457737
Just buy 100 ETH under 1k and let it 10x in 2-3 years. Simple as

[Anonymous No.51461117]

>>51458694
>renting to low income retards
Fantastic idea

[sage No.51463115]

>>51461117
Just hire a property manager

[Anonymous No.51463369]

>>51457737
posting in a glownigger thread
hypothetically:
>convert crypto to ASICs/GPUs/CPUs
>setup a mining operation in an area with $0.03/kWh or so power costs
>retire

[Anonymous No.51463411]

>>51457737
file the papers, never send the payment.