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Crypto's not volatile enough for me, what do I need to get into?

>> No.51438739

>>51438710
nothing is more volatile than crypto; because everything else has value in some way shape or form.

crypto is raw speculation and jewry with zero backing

>> No.51438748

>>51438710
options

>> No.51438754

>>51438710
Blackjack

>> No.51438764

>>51438710
try playing "Drug Lord 2.2"

>> No.51438769

>>51438710
Biotech. 99% crash to zero when they fail clinical trials. 1% moons to infinity.

>> No.51438846

>>51438710
meth

>> No.51438918

>>51438739
>forgets that femoids exist
>doesn't mention how the kikes use femoids' volatile chaotic feeble retard minds as a weapon against the orderly male minds
your are one black retard gorilla nigger, back into the jungle, nigger

>> No.51438933

forex

>> No.51439136

>>51438710
I think slot machines would suit you well.

>> No.51439182
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51439182

>>51438739
>retarded normie faggot that has had everything in his life handed to him on a silver platter doesn't get the immense value of something like triple entry accounting for the six gorillionth time

>> No.51439246

>>51438739
crypto is more real than the US dollar at least

>> No.51439587
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51439587

>>51438710
I mainly trade on memecoins, that's the most volatile cock and balls torture-like investment that you could ever make, and the best part? It actually works and it moons constantly

>> No.51439663

>>51438933
>>51439136
same FUCKING THING while you are at it you might as well suggest op kill himself because it's the same thing

>> No.51439717

>>51438710
Snorting gunpowder

>> No.51439737

>>51439587
meme coins are always a scam.
They're always shilled here after the dev and his friends have made, like, a 200X on the value, which make it mathematically very difficult or impossible to be in the money if you invest after that initial pump.
In these conditions, if you make a 3X you'll be lucky

>> No.51439764

>>51439246
Nope

>> No.51439785

>>51438918
You're the blackest gorilla nigger anyone has ever seen, shut the fuck up.

>> No.51439809

>>51439136
I once mooned on that game where you maneuver the arm to try and pick up $100 stacks of $1 bills. Walked away with $500 that day.

>> No.51440097

>>51439663
Wrong. Blowing your Brains out isn't volatile. He should play Russian roulette for maximum volatility

>> No.51440162

>>51439136
I've made over 800 dollars gambling in Vegas, Tahoe, and Reno. It's not much but it's not zero. Wait until you get invited out to gambling when everyone else is drunk.

>> No.51440417

>>51438748
/thread

>> No.51440473

>>51438710
Probably options trading then

>> No.51440503

A lot of people itt mistaking volatility with risk. They aren't the same thing

>> No.51440610

>>51438710
have you not considered russian roulette?

>> No.51440999

>>51438710
trade the vix

>> No.51441015

>>51440503
Make no mistake, I will take a risk violate your ass if you don't shut up.

>> No.51441965

>>51438710
what are these images made with?