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>You're walking home after a long day of waging
>A stranger in a suit stops you, gives you his phone
>tells you to answer it
>You hear a strong voice come out of the other side
>"A pump is about to happen.Your VINU, bags, buy as much as you can, take loans if necessary, the returns will be unmeasurable. Are you ready to do what you must?"

What would you answer him?

>> No.51400948

>>51400810
im as dumb as a rock and as poor as a hobo, what the fuck do you want me to sell to buy those bags

>> No.51400957

>>51400810
i would've run like five minutes before he starts talking, im very suspicious of strangers

>> No.51400970
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>>51400810
I WILL DO IT MY FELLOW VINU ENJOYER, WAGMI

>> No.51400977

do you really go around accepting calls from strangers op?

>> No.51400986

>>51400970
Checked

>> No.51400993

>>51400810
>>51400948
>>51400957
based purple ids

>> No.51401010

>>51400810
i've taken so many loans that it would be a miracle if someone had the balls to actually give me another one, besides that i would probably ask him what he knows, who he is and all that jazz, if i get a "just buy it" or some shitty lame response like that then it would mean that call is just a bonafide shill kek

>> No.51401027
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>>51400986
>"wrong number"
then i would run with the guy's phone

>> No.51401035

>>51400810
"what makes you think i haven't bought it already?"

>> No.51401137
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>>51400810
i would tell him to shut the fuck up, the market is dying, crypto is dying, everything is going trough the shitter, there is no hope left

>> No.51401315

>>51401027
this is unironically the best answer, if anything you can actually sell the phone and buy more vinu

>> No.51401347

>>51401137
is it weird if i find this bullish? when cowards sell, that's when you know a big pump is ahead

>> No.51401351
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>>51400993
aubergine

>> No.51401383

>>51401010
i mean, you could actually ask him to wait for you to search the coin and learn a bit about it. Considering that VINU is pumping constantly, growing at a steady pace, and has actually released things the community finds useful (This separates it from your run of the mill shitcoin) like the clothing brand and nfts, you would most likely buy it

>> No.51401408
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N

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>>51400810
hi VINU telegram group, how many x's do we expect in the next 3-5 days?

>> No.51401457

>>51400810
>tell the caller he's retarted
>go back home and open the MATIC chart
>smile at my screen while watching my MATIC bag pump right in front of my eyes