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Shemitah edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>51381592

>> No.51384566

God hates niggers

>> No.51384567
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First for Christ Pantokrator

>> No.51384578

>at least i don't wear tshirts i guess
what the fuck do u wear then lmao

i even go to work with a hoodie occasionally

>> No.51384588
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51384588

shill me some good grocery store stocks

>> No.51384589

Maybe we might have sex if we stopped dressing like our mom still picks our outfits

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>>51384567
Aye, but for every good there is in the world their must be an evil

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>>51384588

>> No.51384609

>>51384578
tucked in button down oxford stripped shirts

>> No.51384623
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51384623

tfw no more free money glitch

>> No.51384636

>>51384609
i have a lot of plaid shirts too but the ones that don't look real hipstery. and my oxford stripped ones are vintage 90 style ones cause they're what my dad wore when i was a kid and it just makes me happy

>> No.51384647

>>51384609
ah lol i used to do that too and i stored all my oxford shirts in a box and never want to wear them again, im so glad my wagie job doesnt care about us dressing properly

i just wear tshirts now (at the very least they're not graphic tees lol), it's going to be chilly soon so i can at least start wearing some jackets with it

>> No.51384651

>>51384588
Kroger is my personal favorite and I think they will do very well in the recession. Only issue(?) is they are unionized

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>>51384547
How do I profit from railroad strikes this month?

https://youtu.be/EIx6ESyqDQY

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>>51384588
ACI is the best grocery store in America.

>> No.51384668
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>>51384602
That is the dualism nature of this world. You must transcend the good/bag in order to be truly free from this world. Knowledge is Salvation Ignorance is Sin.

>> No.51384671

>>51384660
I wish I was a Train

>> No.51384680

>>51384647
Nice, I usually just wear a grey wife beater undershirt under my regular shirt when it gets chilly. an undershirt that really hugs your torso can help with dry skin in the winter i've found, no more itchy back.

>> No.51384687
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51384687

This week i will do dividend captures and short REITs with 3x leverage

>> No.51384691
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>>51384578
>light coloured button down shirts (very flexible, you can wear for work or unbutton/roll up sleeves for a more casual look
>situational/weather: dark coloured black/navy/dark blazer
>dark shaded jeans/slacks/chinos
>brown/black loafers/oxfords
>nice belt
>a nice luxury watch to tie it all together, typically silver (gold is generally tacky imo unless you're browner in complexion)
>aviator-style eyeglasses
>rotation of fragrances/colognes depending on season/occasion/weather/mood

basic, clean, fresh. absolutely no visible logos anywhere. this is how you look like an adult even if it's peak normiecore

>> No.51384701
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51384701

Should I fill my bags with CFVI? Holding company for Rumble and Tate has hinted his investment into it.

>> No.51384703

>>51384687
How will you short REITs with 3x leverage?

>> No.51384705

>>51384578
Floral print button up short sleeve shirts with collars and loose jeans.

>> No.51384713

Buy intel

>> No.51384724

Man from MSM being a bunch of crickets over railroad and UPS strikes to USA fucking with Chinese products, its like the jews want the economy to crash with no survivors.

https://www.reuters.com/business/exclusive-biden-hit-china-with-broader-curbs-us-chip-tool-exports-sources-2022-09-11/

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>>51384713
No.

>> No.51384748

>>51384691
>All that shit
Retarded. Work out and get low body fat and it doesn't matter what you wear.

>> No.51384750
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51384750

Fashion fags get out of my general

>> No.51384784

>>51384547
Made a Bumble account and deleted in less than 15 minutes. I'm quite bearish on an app that doesn't let me post my god tier jokes fr fr(praying emoji)

>> No.51384786

>>51384671
The jews have ran a train on all our poorfolios

>> No.51384801
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>>51384750
>not oozing sprezzatura
even my trades look effortless

>> No.51384813

>>51384784
I need to get a picture with a white rooster walking behind me so I can make the joke
>swipe to the end to see me and my big white cock go for a walk

>> No.51384829

I heard that the railroad union strikes might bleed over and spread to other organizations to strike too, like dock workers and warehouses. Truckers as well.

I hope to god that won't happen. I don't want to lose my stonks over this shit.

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>>51384691
instead of a blazer what if i just buy a bomber jacket as part of my rotation this fall/winter

i dislike looking preppy, dont like button shirts that i have to tuck in which is why i've stashed my oxford shirts away

>> No.51384838

>>51384813
I got moderated for answering their prompts
>what's your fabuote quality in a person
I answered "Their organs" and that shit got moderated :(

>> No.51384863
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51384863

Shill me on SOXL
I know you’re here

>> No.51384865

>>51384836
that's nice, sounds like a clean fit. keep making these unwashed plebs seethe

>> No.51384880
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>>51384863
Get soxs

>> No.51384882

>>51384836
Unless you're actually working class you shouldn't wear a bomber.

>> No.51384907

>>51384703
DRV, SRS, there are tons of leveraged real estate etfs, leveraged and unleveraged.

Plus you can just buy puts on XHB or other bull REITs such that the delta & option cost gives you 3x returns.

Also >>51384027 don't buy running shoes for long term comfort while waging - that's not what they're designed for. If slippers are out and you can't find an acceptable pair of crocs (yes), look into the shit nurses wear & recommend.

Those fat bitches have to be on their feet all day so their models comfortmaxx.

>> No.51384910

>>51384863
When the bottom is you want 3x leverage to ride up with.

>> No.51384918

>>51384907
*there are tons of inverse real estate etfs

REK is another one. Yes, that is the actual ticker.

>> No.51384922
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51384922

>September worst month for stocks
>Mid term elections
>CPI report
>FOMC rate hike
>QT ramp up
>Shemitah

we have to make it through september bros......

>> No.51384924

Even Yellen is scared shitless over the railroad strikes KEK

https://twitter.com/kcz_ws_mike/status/1569010912010412032

>> No.51384928

>>51384836
are bomber jackets coming back into fashion? I felt like they fell off so I just wear my wool duffel coat now.

>> No.51384935

>>51384732
Post ID says it all. Internet chads win

>> No.51384945

>>51384829
I heard a talk the other day and the guy was talking about the idea of only workers of a company being able to hold shares of the company. The dude was a Greek economist,

Do you fear that something like that could come from union strikes?

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>futures

>> No.51384962

>>51384924
Another little nugget. Shit's getting real fast.

https://twitter.com/theresamlewis/status/1569004060489011200

>> No.51384967

>>51384880
Girls should invest in kneeSOXS

>> No.51384970

>>51384907
DRV is looking good. It's at the bottom of its range in an upward channel.
What is your thesis?

>> No.51384974
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51384974

>OIL PLUNGES ON NEWS THAT CHINGCHONGDONGPHUC, CITY OF 400 MILLION, EXTENDS COVID LOCKDOWN ANOTHER 8 MONTHS

>> No.51384975

>>51384924
Yellen is a man

>> No.51384982
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51384982

>Bitcorn at 22k
Very nice now its gonna dump

>> No.51384984

>>51384945
wouldn't that just make them a private company? in private companies when you sell stock, who buys it?

>> No.51385004

>>51384970
Oh I wasn't that original anon and don't hold DRV. But you probably want to look at the holdings and consider why their value will plunge.

For example, there's this institution called the Federal Reserve...

>> No.51385006

>>51384962
Huh.
Thats literally me
Do I start posting about their trains no longer running that I can see outside my window?

>> No.51385038
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51385038

Honestly biz looks too happy to make me feel this is the bottom. We need years of bitcoin just below 10k, chainlink below a dollar. Perhaps a critical failure with ethereum merge could ripple into tech sector and give us the misery we need for gains. Landlords being knocked down by dropping real estate values and higher interest rates?

>> No.51385051

>>51384962
>>51385006
What are the odds Congress kicks the can and forces everyone back to work? And are the wagies fed up enough that they'd wildcat, slowdown, or outright fuck with the trains in response?

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>>51385038
>critical failure with ethereum merge could ripple into tech sector

>> No.51385069

>>51384928
Why do you give a black life what others think, just wear what you like, you gutless herd animal

>> No.51385075

>>51385038
You had two years

>> No.51385077
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51385077

>>51384924
>>51384829
Are my vix calls going to print? Is this the black swan event I need to make it?

Also anyone who was Alive in 2008 or trading during 2020 covid. When was the bottom? Was it the first day if the huge crash or did it continue to slide down for a while?

When's the best time to buy after a huge market crash?

>> No.51385092

>>51385069
I do, but I still like seeing what the prevailing fashion trends are at the moment. Nothing wrong with seeing with what's trendy.

>> No.51385094

>>51385038
I agree with the sentiment but serious Link threads are already full of despair.

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>>51385092
Those yoga pants that ride up the buttcrack are trending, esp for men. You know what to do.

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>futures

>> No.51385126

>>51385105
so its designed to go up the crack to give off the impression that they have an ass. girls that already have an ass don't benefit from this clothing it wouldn't do anything that other leggins are already doing

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>gold goin up
>oil goin down

>> No.51385154

>>51385038
I agree entirely. What despair has there been this cycle? Even the LUNA crash seemed half-hearted. For something that was apparently so big, the damage it caused in terms of sentiment was minimal.

>> No.51385156

>>51385051
Railworkers might just say fuck it and tear down the whole economy, not even caring they get fired and arrested.

>> No.51385173

>>51385156
The other option is they crack the whip and are forced to work when they are already critically short staffed which is why they are striking

>> No.51385178

>>51384691
yuppie faggot

>> No.51385187

>>51385173
>>51385156
is it illegal for them to just quit

>> No.51385198
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>>51385126
No, it enhances the buttcrack for that extra submissive gayness.

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>>51385144
my NEM calls say otherwise

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>>51385187
>is it illegal for them to just quit
Do rail wagies really?

>> No.51385213

>>51385187
Yes
Many things are illegal but when the option becomes high speed turnpike drifting they bend the knee

>> No.51385218

>>51385198
Why not just popularize the codpiece
>>51385209
They make a ton but also work a lot too

>> No.51385225

>>51385173
How can I long EMS in this case?

>> No.51385227

>>51385209
>The average pay of a rail employee if the deal is ratified would be approximately $110,000 per year by the end of the agreement. Combined with benefits like retirement, and health care, employees would earn $160,000 a year. If agreed upon, industry insiders tell CNBC the general wage increases will be the most substantial in at least 40 years of rail labor negotiations. According to the industry report, the average U.S. Class I freight rail employee earned wages of $95,700 and fringe benefits of $40,000 in 2020, for total compensation of $135,700.

In exchange for that pile of money and special treatment, they do have to deal with bullshit unique labor laws (as well as shit working conditions - sounds like it's approximately travel nurse or consultant level stress).

>> No.51385235

Can I get a 3.4 10yr?
1yr is already 3.666

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>>51385218
You can't just go around accentuating masculine traits these days, anon, that's a form of rape.

>> No.51385253

we gonna PRTY this week bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

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>>51385235
nigga u might get a 4%

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51385266

did you goys know that the söy is infiltrating and invading wall street?

>> No.51385267

>>51385075
Everyone is looking for the dotcom crash again, but it happened in crypto. All of these cryptocurrencies are just the first nerds out the gate.

>> No.51385280
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>>51385218
That’s too alpha. This is ultra beta. Like tight jeans that prison bitches wear around the lower thighs, but more beta and ultra gay. for men who no longer are ashamed to hide it. It’s the latest fashion, Pablo. Lots of profit. Wagmi

>> No.51385291

>>51385266
Why do they have to call them "bro vests." These guys are such insufferable f----

>> No.51385304

>>51385243
The only rape I will be doing is tripling my salary to become a train operator
>>51385280
I mean I take daily cialis for bigger pp and better workouts

>> No.51385321

>>51385265
I bought calls on tyo for december that are already up 100%. I only bought them for a scratch off gamble though... 4% would probably have them up 500%.

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51385323

For me it's the salt and pepper suit Matlock would wear on his days off with a nice fitting cap. They suure don't make clothes stores like the old Sears was. Is Sears going to make a come back?

>> No.51385326
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>>51384691
no, goy,
you will wear the flowery, gay vest and you will like it:
>>51385266

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>>51385266
>sex offender pants
>old lady gardening hat
>turtleneck faux fur vest with Christmas present wrapping patches sewn on
>color clash purple strap on a LL Bean tent accessory storage pouch worn as a purse
What the literal fuck environment is this supposed to serve for?

>> No.51385355
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>>51385291
these screenshots are all literally from a WSJ article.

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51385366

I want these DRIP fags to leave and I want oil TO MAKE SOME FOKING GAINS.

>> No.51385376

>>51385326
Scoops you're a tech fag, is this related to nerds getting cold in rooms kept at low temperatures for hardware health?

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>futures

>> No.51385405

>>51385376
this is why i'm buying the ampere ipo

>> No.51385424

>>51383962
This was me yesterday on accident but I wore dark khakis and I still felt out of place.

>> No.51385434
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>>51385376
>is this related to nerds getting cold in rooms kept at low temperatures for hardware health?
yo nigguh, cold is definitely good for the server rooms, but those data centers are typically insufferably HOT.
totally unrelated tho. this is literally just söy spreading to wall street.

>>51385332
imma double down on this nigguh right here.
>What the literal fuck environment is this supposed to serve for?
anon just fuckin nailed it.
the suits are for client facing roles.
you wear s suit on wall street because you’re a snake and you have clirnts come into the office, n the wall street bros think their suits make them look professional decent looking guys that’ll take good care of their money… which they do.
this grandma’s gardening hat? it’s söy.
who tf is gonna trust his money to some faggot wearing his grandma’s fucking hat with a fucking flower stitched on his fuzzy ass vest?
a söy with no fucking money and no fucking brain.
and that fellow söy is also gonna want to hear nothing but how green, gay, and eco-friendly the wall street dude’s folio is.
GAY.

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51385439

Have you properly leveraged up for the upcoming Biden Bull? Oilchuds have been buck broken. Nothing but green skies now.

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51385447

Why yes, I bought more SOXL calls on Friday

>> No.51385472

>>51385105
so if they take a shit without a bidet or just straight up not wiping/washing up properly
wont their panties have skid marks lol

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>>51385472
That would make it hotter

>> No.51385491

>>51385472
HOT

>> No.51385493

"Look goyim, 8 railroad unions reached tentative agreements"

>tentative

Got a feeling that it will go nowhere and they will strike anyway.

>> No.51385512

>>51385472
girls typically already wear thongs with leggings so that their underwear lines don’t show,
but I hereby certify your comment as based and we need more of this kinda shitposting on /smg/

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>DXY continuing to burn

>>51385493
The unions that have agreed are for all the stationary, low-bullshit roles that go home every night.

>> No.51385531

>>51385439
*arabs cut another 1 million bpd*
nice fitbump FAT

>> No.51385540

>>51385520
Start your own unions
Mandatory keg in the breakroom
Free hookers if you pass through nevada

>> No.51385544

>>51385493
Oops forgot the link

https://www.freightwaves.com/news/three-more-unions-agree-to-railroad-deals?p=463466

Still don't think the unions will ratify the deals if the 2 biggest unions are already shutting down class 1 roads ahead of the strike.

>> No.51385551

is this water coin fucked up?

>> No.51385557

>>51385520
Its all fun and games until the great bond slaughter begins

>> No.51385558

>>51384609
button down is faggy. button up good

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51385575

Tuesday

>> No.51385578

>>51385558
tf is the difference

>> No.51385580

Carvana

>> No.51385581

>>51385540
>Start your own unions
Such bullshit that it's illegal to have more than one union in a workplace. Companies have to compete for labor, lawyers have to compete to represent clients... force those fat, lazy, corrupt union bosses to do the same and the world would be a better place.

>>51385557
Didn't Bond die in the latest movie? It's over.

>> No.51385598

>>51385581
Yeah but soon we get to watch each bond die

>> No.51385605
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>black shirt
>black pants
>black shoes
retards

>> No.51385626
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>>51385605
t. twink

>> No.51385647

Quick short the yen on 1000x leveragetp force the weebs to defend the yen by selling their american bonds. You can crash the world economy and make your Japanese dream a reality.

>> No.51385655

>>51385520
>but the union were the good guys.
>you don't understand they HAD to burn entire cities of their own fellow County men down to the ground
>it wasn't a war crime it was justice

>> No.51385656
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>>51385598
People always talk about energy being the only positive sector YTD but, shit, what about TMV and TYO?

>> No.51385718
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AAAAAAA MY FUCKING SOXL CALLS! REEEEEEEEE

>> No.51385724

>>51385578
button down is a collar. The collar has buttons to button it down.

>> No.51385726
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Bros... earlier today I ate a pint of ice cream in like 15 min... and now I'm not feeling too well
What does this mean for my portfolio tomorrow?

>> No.51385736
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>>51385726
Eat more ice cream to cool it down

>> No.51385747

>>51385724
so “button up” would then be a dress shirt that just doesn’t have buttons for the collar edges?

>> No.51385748
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How much do you guys keep in your emergency fund

>> No.51385754

>>51385726
bullish for diarrea which means more toilet time aka better trades. drink a beer to burn the ice cream tho bro

>> No.51385764
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>>51385748
Zero

>> No.51385775
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>>51385726
liquidity event

>> No.51385782

>>51385748
12k

>> No.51385789

>>51385748
I currently got around 50k in there, but thinking about dumping it all on SOXL

>> No.51385799

>>51385747
yeah, there's not much difference but that's the difference as far as I know

>> No.51385803
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>>51385782
My credit union offers 2.25% return up to $15,000 and a reverse money market fund for 3% up to $2,500. So I'm thinking of keeping $17,500 total and investing the rest.

I'm on the fence about whether I put more away into a money market fund at fidelity or get CDs. Like if I want to buy a house down the road in like 5 years.

But considering we already had a huge crash I can't imagine the risk would be that great going into stocks. Unless they could really, really dump pic related

>> No.51385814

>>51385726
>pint of ice cream
yo nigguh, that’s nothin.
whenever I got a pint of ice cream, I always eat that shit in one sitting.
>gif not looping
this has me more concerned, anon

>> No.51385837

>>51385799
>>51385558
tf is gay about a button down?
so I don’t want invest much effort into ironing the collar to stay tf down.
there’s also non-iron shirts n other shit that’ll make it stay down, but what’s erong with buttons for that?

>> No.51385850

>>51385748
$0 once i open up a line of credit (prime + 0.5)

in an emergency you'll still have your job or unemployment income to pay off the line of creidit and won't have to liquidate your shit right away

>> No.51385851

why are my tradovate candles all choppy and laggy? i want them smooth!

>> No.51385891

>>51385850
lmao this goyem's emergency plan is to leech off goverment benefits

>> No.51385895
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>>51385726
Nigga you got diabetes.. Alzheimer is a diabetes of the brain. Your portfolio is fucked because your mind is fucked. You picked shit stocks because you can't think right. Your portfolio is going to drop off a cliff just like your blood sugar level.

>> No.51385916

>>51385803
Buy 10k in ibonds, keep 5k cash

>> No.51385928

>>51385916
I hope the CPI print gets manipulated super low so that ibond rate I locked in 2 weeks ago goes way up in value.

>> No.51385933

>>51384984
private investors, but not necessarily workers of the company

>> No.51385937

>>51385789
you're going to all in SOXL before the market crashes? What are you going to do if soxl crashes to 5 dollars

>> No.51385939

>>51385928
Yeah that seems unlikely..RENT is lagging indicator which means inflation will stay high for a long time.

>> No.51385953

>>51385850
>$0 once i open up a line of credit

Backed by what? You're going to tie up all your money to get a line of credit?

>> No.51385965
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpP3Zl5Zc_I

Any of you guys watch Warrior Trading? His performance seems to getting insanely good now.

>> No.51385990

>>51385227
why is it stressful? don't they just shovel coal into the engine and toot the horn for kids?

>> No.51386013

>>51384578
I wear colored, non-branded teeshirts with a polo and slacks
I honestly cant imagine wearing jeans unless its below freezing

>> No.51386015
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>>51385748
one year's expenses minimum.
that is separate btw from the portion of my investment port that is in cash

>> No.51386027

>>51386015
I want to save for a house so I'm considering an extra $10k a year into CDs

>> No.51386063
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51386063

I can't figure out how to be interesting or attractive and I can't figure out how to make good money and I can't figure out what to do with my savings to make it not get crushed by inflation

how the fuck do I live a good life and a life worth living

>> No.51386100

>>51386027
To think we're at a stage where CDs are now more viable than investing in bonds/stocks. What a travesty these 9 months have been.

>> No.51386112

>>51386063
>I can't figure out how to be interesting
Being interesting to normies is a scam
>attractive
Just bee yourself
>I can't figure out how to make good money
Wage slaving works for most people, investing can compound that, take the long look and dont take on too much risk
>I can't figure out what to do with my savings to make it not get crushed by inflation
Nothing you can do, sorry
Hope this helps
t. Happy

>> No.51386115
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>futures

>> No.51386129

>>51386063
just exercise it will make you attractive or at least strong enough to rape. Just make em cum when you rape them and they'll fall in love with you. The way god intended

>> No.51386148
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>>51385253
Damn right its all about that Prty. PARTY CITY TO 10

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>>51386027
I am waffling between saving cash for a downpayment or saving cash for stock market crash (not really bullish on either real estate or broad equities yet). But a consequence of this is I'm missing out on interest income because "there might be a flashcrash". If this slow bleed continues I might just have to put some cash in high-interest savings.

>> No.51386208

yeeeaaahhh tentative agreements are NOT going well at all if they have to announce this shit like that

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1569135562275307520

>> No.51386211
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https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA
P
R
T
Y

>> No.51386220
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>work stuff is managed through Fidelity
>401k account
>RSU account
>Individual - TOD (Transfer on Death) account
Is this last one the one I should use for general buying of stonks? I still have money sitting in Robinhood that I haven't touched in a year that I want to move over to Fidelity so I assume this is the account number I should use.

>> No.51386225 [DELETED] 
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>>51385655
War crimes are judged after the fact. If you want to be treated fairly you have to win first.

>> No.51386228
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>>51386063
have a life, do interesting fun things, be happy and friendly when around people. exercise, sleep, and eat right and your body will follow, eventually with some time you'll get a solid 6/10 like pic related

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>>51386225
>My War Crimes: based & justified

>> No.51386292

>>51386159
I'm worried we haven't crashed enough. We are barely down 10%.

>> No.51386307

The credit card bubble is ready to pop soon

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/average-us-credit-card-rate-hits-highest-record

>> No.51386316
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>>51386307
2 more weeks comrade. Keep weathering the storm.

>> No.51386330

>>51386307
Motley fool is shilling credit card stocks right now kek

>> No.51386341

>>51386307
>savings at record lows
>credit maxed out
>millions about to default on mortages and rent
>inflation still high
Where the fuck is the jewish glowing fedboy who keeps claiming its the supply chain. He got quiet

>> No.51386346

>>51385990
Really unforgiving and arbitrary scheduling is a big element I think. But you can read stuff like these posts on /n/ or /r/railroading

>>>/n/1849594
>>>/n/1849738

>> No.51386356

How likely is it that Biden will forgive credit card debts, same way he did with student loans?

Would be bullish for inflation.

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>>51386346
>you can read
I dont think i will

>> No.51386369
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>>51386263
Sick picture, I'm probably gonna use that as my discord profile pic.

>> No.51386374
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>>51386363

>> No.51386376

>>51386292
ES is down 15% YTD
NQ down 23%
YM 11%, but >boomer index
The really scary thing is despite how hard we've crashed there's still room to go down.

>> No.51386392
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>>51386292
The S&P500 minus the top 10 companies is trading at 14.6x P/E Ratio. The historical median is 14.9. The top 10 are trading at 24.7x. So we have come down a ton, and most of the market is fair value. In downtrends we can overcorrect to the downside, but I would say we are closer to the end

>> No.51386407

>>51386376
The stock market has been propped up by large cap us growth stocks since the 2008 crash. International, value, and mid/small would always pull out ahead but they have only been behind because of the huge run we've had the last 14 years.

>> No.51386410

the markets are healing

>> No.51386437
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>>51386410
Yeah,they are prepping for the next third leg down

>> No.51386453

>>51386437
Shemitah draws near and so does the last FOMC meeting which is probably already priced in. You're running out of time bobo

>> No.51386467
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>>51386453
>last
Anonchama.... https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

>> No.51386488
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>>51386453
Cope however you want,but we got a long ass way
down to go,mumu

>> No.51386503
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>> No.51386611
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51386611

> Reverse Post-futures

>> No.51386623
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>>51386220
o-okay nevermind guys

>> No.51386641
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>>51386488
Unless the fed doesn’t actually care about inflation

>captcha JP0WG

>> No.51386658
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>futures

>> No.51386665
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>>51386658
Red sea at opening.

>> No.51386672

>>51386148
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

>> No.51386748

>>51386658
>>51386665
its futures
who cares

>> No.51386768
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>>51386748

>> No.51386771
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>>51386641

>fed doesn’t actually care about inflation

Ordinarily I'd say they don't care to seriously fight it beyond midterms. However, I think the fight is less about midterms than people realize. They really really want to crush global oil demand to try to break Russia and get Putin ousted in favor of a Yeltsin figure who will be compliant with the US and sell us cheap commodities and be a willing pawn against China. Basically break up BRICS and murder a would-be challenge to the Dollar in the cradle.

Shit is an extreme obsession in DC. Everything with PNAC, Iran, the middle east, NATO expansion, Taiwan, it's all about disrupting and defeating the challenge to the empire and deciding who's gonna run shit for the next 100 years. It is not necessarily a realistic plan nor is it proceeding well, also it is unclear who the pending Yeltsin would be, but this is the way DC thinks and has for decades. Biden has even let it slip a few times. They'll go to the mat on this and sacrifice just about anything. Markets, yurop, japs, midterms (cause R&D are the same on this).

>> No.51386782

>>51385105
>>51385198
>>51385218
I think its funny that western fashion is basically reverting back to the hose of hundreds of years ago. Maybe we need to start sticking feathers in our caps and wearing lace neckpieces too.

>> No.51386798

>>51386768
you know, somehow I don't believe this guy

>> No.51386805
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KEK BAGGIES

>> No.51386817

REAL NIGGA MARKET 2MOROW

>> No.51386818
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>>51386805
>transmission blew up
How the fuck do you fuck up an automatic one?
What the hell

>> No.51386820

Mortgage rates keep on going up

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1569068513930665989

>> No.51386824

>>51386805
holy mental illness..

>> No.51386850

>>51386820
I'm sitting on 90k right now for my first house. Hopefully these rates will cause some pullback soon

>> No.51386861

>>51386850
>90k
>a house
You live in the middle of bum fuck mississippi or?

>> No.51386882

Nike looks like a Solid Buy

>> No.51386889

>>51386861
That's likely a down payment on a 450K house somewhere better than MS.

>> No.51386892

>>51386861
i assume he's talking about a down payment..

>> No.51386901

>>51386882
Did the Lord of the Kangz throw some product placement into the mix now?

>> No.51386919

Looks like oil stonks are gonna rocket again soon

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1569005942871662593

>> No.51386926
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>>51386919
and the spr ends......inshallah we are back

>> No.51386929

>>51386919
>Europe has nothing to do with US gas prices
i regret clicking that

>> No.51386981
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SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>> No.51386985
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>>51385748
I have a can of mace and a butcher knife.
With that I can have anything on this planet.

>> No.51386986
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51386986

>futures

>> No.51387000

>>51386818
>who fucks up an automatic transmission
The same type of person who has 16k ape shares

>> No.51387007

>>51386771

>Alright Mittens
>I'm just gonna plop you down in the bed near this money
>No no. Don't move...
>Wait no don't move that way..

>> No.51387026
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>In May 2019 the yield curve inverted which means shorter term U.S. Treasuries had a higher yield than longer term ones. In particular, the 3-month Treasury’s yield became higher than the 10-year on May 23 and except for one day in July it remained inverted until October 10, for a total of four and a half months.

The yield curve predicted the covid crash.

Get ready this current yield curve inversion is predicting something just as catastrophic. Most likely a Chinese invasion of Taiwan.

Invest in YANG

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>>51386805
I hope he gets out of his troubles.

>> No.51387038

>>51387000
>ape
>went from $24 to $4
Not as bad as the lunafags i guess

>> No.51387037

>>51387026
the 3 month10 yr hasnt inverted yet?

>> No.51387046

>>51386861
Indiana bumfuck nowhere kek

>> No.51387056

>>51386926
I was expecting Bidet to stretch it out all the way to elections in November then after that stop giving a shit about the economy and gas prices you know being the corrupt democrap pedophile senile conniving piece of shit he is and all

>> No.51387214
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Is it possible to move faster than light? Man are we headed for weird times. Good thing I'm not prepared lol.

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

>> No.51387228

>>51387214
Matter can't but space can.

>> No.51387242
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51387242

>>51387026
That would be epic

>> No.51387265
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we happy, SOXL gang?

>> No.51387295

>>51387265
45 by EOY. 80 in one year.

>> No.51387302
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>>51387265
i didnt slurp so i am suicidal

>> No.51387306

>>51387228

What if everything was turned on its head and everyone is wrong? What if the tinfoil hats are right, what if Alex Jones is somehow right?

I'm making absurd statements for sure, but what if the global world order fails?

>> No.51387333

Coupang looks like a good stock

>> No.51387353

>>51387306
>I'm making absurd statements for sure, but what if the global world order fails?

https://youtu.be/RZFApIBGQAg

>> No.51387365

I'm going to be short everything connected to copper

https://twitter.com/CapitalValor/status/1568972590122770432

>> No.51387386

>>51387365
NAK bros... I'm thinking we're back.

>> No.51387391
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>>51387353

What would it mean for the future of civilization; if Alex Jones was right about 50% of the time? To be clear, I think he is turbo full of shit during some of his rants.

Thoughts?

>> No.51387400

>>51387365
I'm ready to fight. Copper belongs to the whites!

>> No.51387431
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>futures

>> No.51387479
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51387479

>>51387365
>>51387431
Copper should be vital in WWIII

>> No.51387516

>>51386623
holy shit. that is the fucking funniest shit that I’ve seen in a long time.

>> No.51387550

>>51387516
thanks tripfag, what's the answer to my question

>> No.51387555

>>51387302
I bought at 12.25.
I am selling at 16 and 18.
Then I start selling the ones I bought at 13.50 at 20.

>> No.51387578

>>51387555
Best double check your tax lot settings to ensure you do not wash sale.

>> No.51387616

>>51387578
is it a month or 3 months

>> No.51387628

>>51387616
30 days https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/personal-finance/wash-sales-rules-tax

>> No.51387644

>>51386861
I have that much in party city. Hopefully it goes to 6 so I have 280k for down payment

>> No.51387722

futes be ripping bear market is over

>> No.51387741
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51387741

>>51387578
I've already set to LIFO.
Thanks for watching out for me, fren.

>> No.51387747
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>>51387722
Stop ruining my language.

>> No.51387787
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>>51387747
lol this nigga finna be heemed on god

>> No.51387793
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>futures
Hell yeah mumu bros, we're finna piss all over bobo's face and mouth. This is just the beginning of the meltup to 4400.

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>>51387793
cpi will be ice cold

>> No.51387866
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>futures green again

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PRTY city bros

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>>51387787
Stahp it!!!

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>>51387920
bobo finna been dabbed on fr fr

>> No.51387976

bullshit ass market why is it pumping

>> No.51388026

>>51387976
It's a bull trap. There is absolutely no reason for this economy to do anything but crash and burn.

>> No.51388027
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>>51387952
>>51387976
The market is sussin
Fr fr fr
Erry time a nigga realize
The market b bussinnnn

>> No.51388053

>>51388027

I heard part of one of his "songs". Absolutely awful

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>>51387976
>>51388026
>>51388027
dxy has peaked and is going down, it means US companies revenue wont be hit as much

thats................bullish

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>>51388026
>It's a bull trap. There is absolutely no reason for this economy to do anything but crash and burn.

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yeah......we're back

>> No.51388124

>>51386641
that captcha... he knows

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Just watched big trouble in little China with the wife. 10/10

>> No.51388133

>>51386805
can't be real

>> No.51388159

>>51388125

>Wife

Lol. Jokes on you. I'm not married and will die alone. What now chud?

>> No.51388182

>>51387031
Does her asshole smell like kimchi?

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>>51388027
Holy shit do I want to kill that thing.

>> No.51388219

>>51387747
actually im English. its my language

>> No.51388223

>>51388060
No it hasn't lol, check the EUR/USD graph

>> No.51388251

>>51388182
looks chinese, so not likely. probably goyasauce, white pepper, star anise, and spring onion.

>> No.51388262

>>51388185
+1
niggers and poop are the same thing
killing niggers is no different than flushing poopoo down the toilet

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>>51388223
EURUSD pumping means that the asset (EUR) is strengthening against the quote currency (USD).

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>>51388223
>>51388263
yea, the Euro is currently strengthening against the dollar since the European central bank hiked rates by 75 bps. the fed is closer to the end of their hiking cycle, and the ECB is hawkish and just starting, this could be the turn around

>> No.51388357

>>51388159
I find my wife a 10/10 after 12 years of marriage. I am truly in love and party city is going to 6 by November

>> No.51388383

>>51388262
Except they make more noise.

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Is everyone ready for X to go above 26.50 today?

>> No.51388445

Guys GUYS, I heard that Trent Boyett is speaking on the floor tomorrow. THIS IS BAD/BIG NEWS.
He's the toughest baddest trader on Wallstreet...

>> No.51388476

DXY straight up crashing now. Euro almost back to 1.02

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>>51388262
You are just mad because you know all these fine black gentlemen get to fuck the whores that (you) pay for free on a daily basis.

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>>51388445
fucking kek
I thought that sounded like a south park episode

>> No.51388550

>>51388499
killing niggers is no different than flushing poopoo down the toilet
>killing niggers is no different than flushing poopoo down the toilet
killing niggers is no different than flushing poopoo down the toilet
>killing niggers is no different than flushing poopoo down the toilet

>> No.51388563

i have a pic of your moms boobs

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>>51388550
Wishful thinking. In the real world their life matters more than yours and no price is too high to ensure the survival of mohammud and his 25 brothers

>> No.51388574

ok i did the greedy while others are fearful
so at what point do i do the fearful when others are greedy sirs?

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FUTES

>> No.51388596

>>51388279
Holy fuck based. SOXL bros wagmi

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>>51388027
>>51388185
You think he might have been happier and more well adjusted if his ancestors had never been plucked from Africa?

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>>51388414
No, I didn't slurp the dip when it went to 21

>> No.51388622

omg the steegle meeket gonna be so gweeeeen

>> No.51388637

>>51388185
u aint finna do shit faggot boy ONG FRFRR, you pull NO THOTTIES LMAOOOOOOO. brobro u rlly b on sum weird shit wit dat racist nazi frog shit u ain ee'n gotta 5 ball in ur white boi kakhis im deadd

>> No.51388652

>>51388637
bad attempt :|

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>>51388263
>>51388279
We are at the top of the channel
Check the RSI.
You are buying the top

>> No.51388702

>>51388674
Top of the channel literally right before A: flat inflation report and B: Fed hiking anyway because of fundamentals.
Both of these will strengthen USD
Euro inflation is predicted to be like 15-20% next year.

EUR/USD is not going to reverse course, literally zero chance.

>> No.51388744

>>51388702
I sold today. Was up 25% at some point. Sold for a measly +7% because I don’t know what the fuck is going on. 3 risky 5 me to gamble on US CPI numbers at this point. Feels bad

>> No.51388761

Is 70 EUR for half an hour with a decent looking hooker a good deal? I need financial advice

>> No.51388763

>>51388652
just projecting, see u at market open

>> No.51388776

>>51388702
Europe is choosing depression over inflation.
Given this, USD had been getting pumped too hard, so it's now reversing.

I expect the yen will reverse soon too, once tourism re-opens (for real).

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>> No.51388788

>>51388776
Inflation in Europe is double digits, if they did not choose inflation then they have zero control.

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>>51388674
Where did I say anything about buying the euro? You were trying to imply that the current EURUSD chart, which as of right now is pumping, means the opposite of the reality that the euro is currently strengthening against the dollar. RSI is a meme. It could break through that resistance at any time. Under your logic you could short the top of every bear channel and make money, it doesn't work that way.

>> No.51388798

fuck jannies and buy blue da ba dee da ba di

>> No.51388813

>>51388789
Bearish technicals and bearish fundimentals, let's bet on a bullish outcome.

USD is not done yet, stop fighting the fed.

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>>51388604
I bought in the $17 range.
I already sold some at 25.
Now I'm selling at $26.50, 28, 30, 32.50, and 35.
The fair price for X is $50, IMO.
I'm having a bargain sale.

>> No.51388839

>>51388597
Probably not. Africans hated his ancestors so much that they sold them into slavery.

>> No.51388850

>>51388099
Doesn't understand that they're going to just print more money from thin air under the excuse of too big to fail

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I have a feeling that UUUU is going to go above $10 this week.
It's just a feeling....

>> No.51388871

>>51384547
ASTS will absolutely PUMP tomorrow

>> No.51388898

>>51388888
New thread

>>51388888
New thread

>>51388888
New thread

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>>51387007
The trick is to bring the money to the cat, not the cat to the money.

>> No.51388940

I'm baking a better one not this disgusting animal schizo shit

>> No.51388951

>>51388940
Fuck off faggot, jannies will delete your thread. Plus I got quints you dip shit, nothing you can do will make your thread better.

>> No.51388959

REAL ONE:
>>51388954

>>51388954

>>51388954

>>51388954

>> No.51388965

>>51388959
Fake and gay