/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51335791]

America Wins

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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[Anonymous No.51335808]

S

[Anonymous No.51335835]

>>51335791
cope

[Anonymous No.51335840]

AEVA to 50 boys

[Anonymous No.51335870]

you can see the EXACT moment i bought a SPY 399 put
you're welcome bulls

[Anonymous No.51335869]

PRTY CITY CHADS

[Anonymous No.51335871]

>>51335791

[Anonymous No.51335872]

>>51335835
noooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51335873]

So next week is definetly dumping,right?

[Anonymous No.51335876]

>>51335791
faggot thread kys

[Anonymous No.51335884]

Is the Queen dying a bullish signal?

[Anonymous No.51335885]

FRGE anon explain yourself
>San Francisco company
>3 employees
>female CEO

[Anonymous No.51335888]

>>51335840
The fuck would it get to 50?

[Anonymous No.51335886]

Thinking about moving back into ZIM. That P/E ratio is juicy as fuck. But I don't want to get jewed.

[Anonymous No.51335889]

>>51335791
JOE MAKE WEALTHY INSTITUTIONS PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE BY ALLOWING THEM TO DO GAME THEORY ON RETAIL TRADERS BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51335893]

>>51335873
Me on the third-row, far-right.
The whole month is dumping.

[Anonymous No.51335896]

>>51335876
Move to China ya chud

[Anonymous No.51335900]

>>51335885
also the big news is theyve opened up trade with...wait for it
germany
kek

[Anonymous No.51335902]

>>51335840
shit stock but interesting how it keeps bouncing off of $2.66, even going back a couple months ago. might gamble on it with a tight stop

[Anonymous No.51335911]

>>51335869

[Anonymous No.51335914]

>>51335884
A geriatric king is hardly better than a geriatric queen.

[Anonymous No.51335937]

>>51335902

[Anonymous No.51335943]

>>51335902
check out what a fat chick looked like in an ad from the 70's

[Anonymous No.51335949]

>>51335886
finish the sentence:
with jews, you ____

[Anonymous No.51335951]

>>51335873
This pictures always make me sad. I'm 35 now so birthdays are just another day, but when you're young they're supposed to be special. Seeing people spend their birthday all alone with just their mother (single mother let's be honest kek) just isn't right. How can you not have at least one friend to share that day with? Part of this thought makes me feel like that is the root cause for my drinking. Maybe I care too much about the losers of the world. I know if I had no friends and spent my birthday alone, my mother would be absolutely heart broken and in tears.

[Anonymous No.51335954]

>>51335949
Get conned into paying for greater israel?

[Anonymous No.51335977]

>won't go over 400
>won't go under 395

I wish (((they))) would go ahead and flip a coin and decide a direction but I am sure it won't happen until after hours

[Anonymous No.51335979]

>>51335873
that would certainly follow the pattern. i need to start selling my sqqq the morning before the fed gives a speech then buy back in the monday after

[Anonymous No.51335984]

>>51335914
The queen or king has zero effect on markets, you dumb brits are irrelevant and have been for a long time now

[Anonymous No.51335985]

I chose a terrible week to quit drinking.

[Anonymous No.51335986]

>>51335889
fpbp
>I'm somewhat of a GAME THEORY enjooooooyer myself

[Anonymous No.51335991]

>edition not linked to the queen

FUCKING GAY
FUCK YOU
REEE THE OP

[Anonymous No.51335995]

>>51335977
It did go under 395 though

[Anonymous No.51335994]

>>51335951
not everyone is as good as socializing as you are bro.

[Anonymous No.51336002]

>>51335870
AND THE EXACT SECOND I TRY AND DOUBLE DOWN AT SPY 400 IT DUMPS A DOLLAR
GOD DAMN IT THEYRE WATCHING MY ACCOUNT

[Anonymous No.51336003]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51336006]

>>51335951
Why do you wish you were an anime girl

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336007]

lmao, that waterfall candle.

[Anonymous No.51336013]

>>51335954

[Anonymous No.51336018]

>>51335991
It is. In that we have won, yet again, over British """"people"""".

[Anonymous No.51336023]

>>51335951
The industrial revolution was the biggest mistake.

[Anonymous No.51336027]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Black%20Twitter%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
why are niggers so disgusting? Every time I think ive seen all of niggerdom that there is to see, something like comes up.

[Anonymous No.51336030]

you're picking pennies up in front of a steamroller if you're long in this market

[Anonymous No.51336037]

SPY is going back to ~$415.
This is normal market behavior.

[Anonymous No.51336040]

>>51335869
How the fuck did we end up right back where we started? What a waste of a day.

[Anonymous No.51336044]

>>51335873
Bubble already deflated. We had soft landing that Powell promised. economy might go to shitter right now as it's already priced in. We can go only up from here.

[Anonymous No.51336051]

4000 REJECTED

[Anonymous No.51336054]

>>51335984
Of course it's irrelevant to markets. I'm a pro-happening burger, that's my only stance.

[Anonymous No.51336056]

>>51336040
this shit is just goddamn retarded
lmao

[Anonymous No.51336060]

>>51336044
Based. To the fucking moon (with the heads of boboshits specifically)

[Anonymous No.51336062]

>>51335951
I'm 35 as well, Rocker. Those were never special for me, always spent alone past 18. We're nothing special bro, it never even began.

I have 100K saved, thinking of quitting my job and just spending it all down to the last penny on looksmax stuff lmao. Being KHHV is hard, I've kind of given up on this world anyway after Xiden forgave loans. Felt so betrayed. I paid off my 30K loan, and I'm not getting any of that back. Could have been a BTC millionaire had I just followed Sam Hyde's advice. Money really the difference between suicide and life for me at this point.

[Anonymous No.51336065]

>>51335994
You didn't spend your birthdays this way did you?

[Anonymous No.51336067]

>>51335869
whats the play here?
am i too lateM

[Anonymous No.51336068]

>>51336056
>hollow white candles

[Anonymous No.51336072]

bottom is in and it's the queen's grave

[Anonymous No.51336081]

14 minutes, pucker up.

[Anonymous No.51336080]

>>51336040
They didn't waste a day. They managed to take another 1% of my account as punishment for daring to participate in a public stock exchange that is ostensibly regulated in order to protect me from price manipulation.

[Anonymous No.51336091]

>>51335991
Sorry? Who? Nvm don't care

[Anonymous No.51336093]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/first-north-american-video-game-studio-to-unionize-will-dissolve/ar-AA11zPQy?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=616e4a8bb58249a2acd3f205bf9f1906

collective action cucks btfo

[Anonymous No.51336095]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51336114]

>>51336062
Well if you do you should travel to Michigan. I understand how you feel about the student loans. A lot of people made the same mistake. Once I finished college and realized what a fucking scam it was I told myself I was never paying back my loans, now Biden is forgiving $20k and guess what? I'm not paying the other $18k off.

[Anonymous No.51336115]

>>51336023
Agriculture was a mistake

[Anonymous No.51336118]

>>51335840
There was a Jew shilling an Israeli lidar company about two years ago... Any of you faggots remember that? About the same time as the RYCEY meme picking up steam...
Anyway, tell me about AEVA? I'll buy a thousand shares if it's cool but there's no way it's as cool as PRTY. I'm a Party City man for sure. You can get 50 Paw Patrol baking cups for 2.99 and my wife found a Paw Patrol shirt that she likes. I probably fuck her three times a day when she wears it.

[Anonymous No.51336120]

Absolutely VICIOUS crabbing today.

[Anonymous No.51336124]

so will next week's super double squared witching heem the bobos or the mumus

[Anonymous No.51336131]

>>51335873
Upper right is eerily similar to me.
Wish I had a sad gf like second right.

[Anonymous No.51336135]

>>51336065
i am still alone my dude, no friends except /smg/ faggots

[Anonymous No.51336136]

I haven't invested in anything since the August top. Been waiting for the CPI Sept 13 and Quad Witching Sept 16. Do or Die, next week is going to determine if the June low was the actual bottom when Big Money rolls over their Options for a Double Bottom or Lower Low leading into Midterms

[Anonymous No.51336142]

>>51335869
>>51336067
PRTY seems like a good play given the price. even without meme pump it is likely to hit 3-3.50 due to spooky month.
Taking profit at $3 with a buy in at $1.90.

[Anonymous No.51336147]

>vix pumping to green
>Spy crabbing with wicks down almost a dollar that get instant slurpped

Interesting power hour coming up

[Anonymous No.51336151]

>>51336124
Both

[Anonymous No.51336161]

>>51336067
I added more today. Maybe add tomorrow after powell nukes the markets?

[Anonymous No.51336165]

>>51336118
>I probably fuck her three times a day when she wears it.
im really happy for you

[Anonymous No.51336177]

>>51336135
That's no way to live. You need to meet some /smg/ bros in real life.

[Anonymous No.51336182]

>>51336147
scary time to be a trader. baptism by fire and poverty

[Anonymous No.51336192]

Where is JPeezie going to be speaking?

[Anonymous No.51336193]

YANG YANG SQQQ SQQQ

bet on the crash. hahaha

[Anonymous No.51336198]

>>51336147
Penny stock SPX. Crazy. Market wants to rug then somehow miraculously recovers

[Anonymous No.51336200]

>>51336135
/smg/ faggots aren't so bad. At least they aren't General shills like the rest of 4chan and reddit.

[Anonymous No.51336201]

>>51336177
>This- its tough as fuck and sucks at first, but you got to make the time to find some.

[Anonymous No.51336206]

>So, anon, you want me to buy your bags?
>Do you accept payment in the form of my used panties?

[Anonymous No.51336214]

>>51336177
>oh yes, lets play smear the queer while listening to Alice N Chains and eat at jack in the box tacos

[Anonymous No.51336229]

>>51336206
holy fuck she is ugly

[Anonymous No.51336231]

It would be nice to meet people here at some point. Problem is, this is an anonymous board so thare is no way that anyone apart form Rocker posts their face.
BUT, I got an idea. Let's post our assholes photos on /b/. This way we have a chance of recognizing each other's buttholes randomly during a gay orgy. Damn I'm so smart.

[Anonymous No.51336240]

>>51336093
I looked up their game beast breaker on steam and can't find it. Who gives a shit about this faggot shit company?

[Anonymous No.51336251]

What a shit day.
I made like $50
Whoopie-fucking-doodle

[Anonymous No.51336253]

>>51336193
bold to hedge SQQQ with YANG

[Anonymous No.51336254]

>>51336142
PRTY doesn't have cohen involved. And according to the lawsuit he helped orchestrate both of the other meme pumps. With no one pulling the strings, it's hard to see the mob doing anything useful.

[Anonymous No.51336263]

I keep trying to think what the American equivalent to attachment to the Queen might be.

The name that keeps popping into my head is Col. Sanders.

I suddenly had a memory of being very sad when he died, but I looked it up and it turns out he died before I was born.

[Anonymous No.51336268]

>>51336231
back to /soc/

[Anonymous No.51336288]

>>51336254
It isn't about meme pnd with party city you jew. This company has solid fundamentals and is rising from the ashes now that corona is over.

[Anonymous No.51336289]

>>51336263
Aunt Jemima.

[Anonymous No.51336290]

>>51336231
Fake and Gay we are all bots including this rocker machine you speak of.

[Anonymous No.51336298]

>>51336214
That unironically sounds fun, but I'm sure there are anons here that live near you. Christ like 6 anons live next to scoopsies. He said he would be willing to meet with literally anyone but me, which is to be expected after the repeated threats I've made towards his bussy

[Anonymous No.51336301]

>>51336206
Holy shit, I never realized it but that’s a man in a wig, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.51336304]

>>51336263
Robin williams maybe.

[Anonymous No.51336308]

>>51335884
it's definitely a signal, i'm just wondering what kind

[Anonymous No.51336315]

>>51336067
I put in a series of orders that are .08 to .15 lower than the the PM price, get what I can when it dips, and sell sometime between 2 PM and 8 PM.
Now that it's north of 2.30 I'm starting to think about holding and selling, but I don't think I would sell until... 3? I just don't know, because all jokes aside I don't understand how PRTY is still a fucking thing in today's world. There's one in Hilliard (never been) and I feel like there used to be one in Northland before niggers destroyed the 161 corridor and Lutheran Social Services turned it into a dumping ground for Africans. Anyway, it's long gone. Niggers only have birthday parties in public places where they can ruin everyone else's good time; they certainly don't stop at PRTY on the way.
t. 614

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336317]

>>51335951
>I'm 35 now so birthdays are just another day
That's because your 2d waifu can't go to the Korean French bakery and buy you a cake and sing happy birthday to you while you blow out the candles.

[Anonymous No.51336329]

>>51335943
fugg those models are hot

[Anonymous No.51336335]

>>51336161
When would Powell do that? He spoke today already

[Anonymous No.51336338]

so shall it be power, sour, or crab hour?

[Anonymous No.51336341]

>>51336254
>both of the other meme pumps
You mean amc and bbby?

[Anonymous No.51336346]

>>51336304
This. Literally everyone I knew was really bummed out when Robin Williams died. I lived in fucking Oakland with a bunch of cracked out niggers and they were seething about it at the corner store. Even old "fuck whitey you motherfuckers sprayed my ass with power hoses" blacks felt bad about it.

[Anonymous No.51336347]

>>51336290
So, from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows… when can I expect my SIGA March ‘23 $40 strike calls to save my brokerage account again? I’m dying, beer money anon.

[Anonymous No.51336353]

>>51336018
You forgot the French flag as well. Washington didn’t do it alone.

[Anonymous No.51336361]

>>51336288
Riddle me this anon, what exactly is defensible about the business model of a brick in mortar retailer that sells unbranded garbage for pennies? What exactly does PTRY do that is unreplaceable by it's competition?

[Anonymous No.51336367]

>>51336346
I’m still bummed that Heath Ledger, Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams are dead. RIP, kings.

[Anonymous No.51336369]

>>51336361
Its simple. They know how to party.

[Anonymous No.51336379]

>>51335884
>>51336308
We go from having a Queen who most leaders respected and like to having a King cuck who likes to hug trees and have tea with Greta. Does that sound good to you

[Anonymous No.51336378]

>>51336361
PRTY*

[Anonymous No.51336390]

Jews decided line goes up. We test 405 tomorrow before they rug into close

[Anonymous No.51336394]

>>51336361
Last minute Halloween costumes, school holiday parties and birthday parties. Their price points can’t be beat even by Amazon as found by anons ITT.

[Anonymous No.51336403]

>>51336379
In fairness the UK has been in its death throws stages for the last 20 years. I think hearing that India has overtaken the British economy finally did her in. Seeing her own country become India had to be the stuff of nightmares.

[Anonymous No.51336413]

STOP SELLING BASTERD BICH

[Anonymous No.51336418]

>>51336390
this post was the exact moment we red dildoed 50c on spy

[Anonymous No.51336426]

>>51335791
>gas prices neutralized
I paid $3.59 for regular yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51336429]

>>51336288
It won't ever go back to over $10 without meme pump. but like i said, as a short term play it is worth considering.
Not because it is a bad business it is a great place if your an event planner or big business.
But future issues include:
>Helium supply continuing to dwindle
>recession looming and they likely won't survive this time. they have too much debt

[Anonymous No.51336432]

>>51336317
Kek my wife sings happy birthday to me every year
https://youtu.be/Yj1TolM-2W4

You what my wife doesn't do? She doesn't run off to north korea for months at a time. She doesn't con me into give her money to "fix up" after a flood. She doesn't go out partying and sleeping with salary men behind my back. Baggot, you're all kinds of mixed up. 2d is simply the patrician way to date.

[Anonymous No.51336434]

>>51336413
i wonder why everything is red except the pajeets

[Anonymous No.51336435]

>>51335873
I spent both my birthdays in 2020 and 2021 alone because of COVID. In 2022 I finally said fuck it and had a party at a bar with a bunch of friends. It was fun and we ended up staying out until 3am like the old days

[Anonymous No.51336437]

>>51336403
sers :)

[Anonymous No.51336444]

>>51335873
Overpopulation is real. Eugenics are the humane thing to do. We must evolve as a human race. These subhumans are holding us back.

Eat Bugz.
The elites were right all along. They were the good guys after all.

[Anonymous No.51336445]

>>51336027
Nogs once again mad that without white people they would be even worse off then they are now.

[Anonymous No.51336448]

>>51336403
Its a bit retarded to compare an economy of 70Million people to a economy of 1400Million (even if they are street shitters)

[Anonymous No.51336454]

>>51336379
How’s the new PM doing. Will she get along with Charles

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336473]

>>51336361
When you need a tank of helium because you want to huff it and get high, they're open and you don't have to wait 2 days.

[Anonymous No.51336476]

we like to PRTY
we like
we like to PRTY

[Anonymous No.51336479]

>>51336444
Be nice. The second one in the second row is literally baggot. Don't be mean.

[Anonymous No.51336481]

>>51336361
They manufacture a number of party goods that they sell. They deal with large events mainly, single retail purchases are not their main clientele.
A lot of the party supplies you buy from Amazon is listed on there and sold by Party City.

[Anonymous No.51336485]

>>51336347

No- get out if you cant afford it. There is still hope fir it to revive but hope is not a good trading strategy.

>t. Guy who was sober for a weekend cuz he FOMO'ed his beer money into it.

[Anonymous No.51336486]

I do believ we will go up and through 400 needful for my spxl calls

[Anonymous No.51336498]

>Looks like US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen is in row 19 of economy on this flight

[Anonymous No.51336502]

>>51336394
A 20$ sale once a year, and a bunch of shit you can buy at walmart or target, from a big physical location, in an era of astonishingly high property prices. Zero generalization and a very specific branding cutting it off from growth into anything but solo cups, helium, and shitty candy.

Selling big league chew and ring pops is something you can do at wallmart too anon, and with better margin items alongside them.

There is no future for PRTY, and it's price reflects and will continue to reflect this.

[Anonymous No.51336507]

>>51336448
The average intellect of a single bong is equal to 3 pajeets though.

[Anonymous No.51336512]

>>51336432
No one is impressed by your delusions. My actual wife (3d) spends every waking hour with me and our two year old. We both work from home and both of us make around $100k per year.

It’s hard work but I don’t envy your sad sack existence in the least.

Lay off baggot. He’s a attention whore but at least he’s got a nice pair of tits to cuddle from time to time.

[Anonymous No.51336528]

>>51336346
Dale Earnhardt. It's been a long time and some of you may be too young to remember, but when he died and I went out into the real world, that's when I realized why (((they))) work so hard to poison the flyover people. There are a fucking ton of them and they are closer than you think. Someday we will be overrun with goblins who all want to drive NASCAR and chain Haitians to the bumpers of their Silverados.

[Anonymous No.51336536]

>>51336481
this is a more defensible position.

[Anonymous No.51336537]

>>51336512
didn't that pair of tits travel to asia and stay there

[Anonymous No.51336543]

CRASH
YOU BITCH
CRASH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51336548]

just jerked off for the third time today and now watching Eiffel 65 Blue

[Anonymous No.51336564]

>>51336548
This pleases the BLUE fairy shill.

[Anonymous No.51336567]

>>51336548
>Eiffel 65 Blue

[Anonymous No.51336579]

>>51336418
This resistance at 398 is bullish as fuck. Someone keeps slurping any dip (until tomorrow when they rug everyone before the weekend)

[Anonymous No.51336582]

YASSS KIIINNNGG

[Anonymous No.51336593]

>>51336454
What can you say - She promises to fix everything and solve all the problems & is full of optimism. Give it a week or two until the vultures come out & the blackmailing starts. Already they say the greenies are going to challenge her plans in court (for north sea gas/oil). When you hear shit like this, also like how the civil service and navy refused to follow through with Priti's border plans for boat niggers, you have to wonder what even is the point of a Gov that can't govern shit due to full on wokey staff.

[Anonymous No.51336597]

>>51336579
you're off a week IMO

[Anonymous No.51336601]

>>51336536
>>51336536
The days of retail going into to PC is likely over, but PC has been making steps to keep with the times/ find niches. Not sure if they do all events, but I would assume they do. Much better for a planner to know what they are getting rather than working with random shops around the place

[Anonymous No.51336606]

>>51336507
>is
was
now the average bong is a paki

[Anonymous No.51336616]

You bulltars keep coping,but its still september.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336618]

>>51336537
She'll be back next month. If not she'll lose her green card.

[Anonymous No.51336631]

>>51336512
That nice pair of tits you are talking about went to north korea and is never coming back. He just hasn't realized it yet, everyone else has though kek. Look I get it. You have to justify your decision of financially and legally binding yourself to 3dpd, and even better you had a kid. Luckily the public school system will turn your kid into a tranny monster. If you fuck up at all your wife can leave, take half your shit, and require you to pay alimony and child support crippling you eternally. Instead I wake up every morning and get to see and hear this.

https://youtu.be/TJS5n2owlLo

It's ok to be jealous, but you probably shouldn't come at me like that if you weren't expecting a rebuttal.

[Anonymous No.51336632]

>>51336593
Sounds like you need Thatcher back

[Anonymous No.51336636]

I think its funny that everyone assumes baggies gookfu isnt a ladyboy

[Anonymous No.51336638]

>>51336498

yes, jews don't pay for first class because it cost more money

[Anonymous No.51336640]

>>51336597
Yeah 9/16 rugging is more likely. As long as we touch 405 any time before then I'm going to cash whenever that happens

[Anonymous No.51336643]

>>51336485
I have to hold these bags now. It’s my only hope.

Here’s some good news: my gay brother in law is heading back to NYC after spending a lot of time here in Texas. He and his friends are going to “P-Town”(Provincetown) to get fucked up and hook up with strangers.

This is right after he hooked up with an HIV positive guy, but “they only gave each other handjobs”…

Im thinking we’re gonna hear more about monkey pozz closer to the election to rile up the gays into a voting frenzy for fear of losing the gummint money promised by Dems.

[Anonymous No.51336650]

>>51336338
>so shall it be power, sour, or crab hour?
looks like crab is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.51336652]

>>51336502
I’m not invested in PRTY, but I see the appeal.

People love those cheap trash stores. Not sure why, but they do.

[Anonymous No.51336653]

I bet is gonna pump and then it's gonna dump, real fast, maybe I will set a limit order for once

[Anonymous No.51336664]

>>51336643

[Anonymous No.51336672]

I cannot believe I just bought BBBY calls.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336673]

>>51336631
I talk to her twice a day every day. She'll be back before you know it.

[Anonymous No.51336680]

>>51336664

[Anonymous No.51336688]

/smg/ has gone from making fun of my PRTY shilling to reciting my arguments

god bless you PRTY rockers, even if you're just in it for a swing

[Anonymous No.51336696]

>>51336643
Do you really discuss these things with your brother? Every day I become more respectful of Muslims because they would just honor kill their family in this circumstance.

[Anonymous No.51336698]

>>51336666

[Anonymous No.51336704]

>>51336672
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.51336709]

>>51336672
why not? those retarded redditors bought shares the day after the CFO jumped off a building

[Anonymous No.51336710]

>>51336696
He apparently discusses it with his brother's husband.

[Anonymous No.51336714]

>>51336631
I can afford private school, numbnuts. That’s only necessitated if my 85% white school district in a deep red part of rural texas disappoints.

Literally nothing you can say to me will ever make me regret my actions. Your lashing out is evidence of your disquietude. You wouldn’t need to boast about LITERALLY NOTHING if you felt positive about it.
>>51336537
She’ll come back. Her mom is dying iirc. South Korean men aren’t putting babies into anyone. I think baggot’s got this.

[Anonymous No.51336730]

>>51336653
Oh snap here we go

[Anonymous No.51336740]

>>51336027
>>51336445
A nigger is going to be the queen of England. Dude why are we importing niggers to every fucking country? The world is becoming a Lovecraftian horror and there will be no going back once everyone has Sub Saharan genetics in their family.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336745]

>>51336643
Provincetown is cape cod bro. I hope your faggot in-law gets eaten by a shark.

[Anonymous No.51336746]

see I can be fun too

[Anonymous No.51336751]

>>51336672
Yeah, just bought my calls back too. Next week looks good in terms of ftds being due. Couple gaps to fill. Wick up to 28s maybe. Lot of bagholders though.

[Anonymous No.51336752]

>>51336740
No King Chuck (formerly sneed) is going to be the new monarch.

[Anonymous No.51336760]

>>51336673
2 more weeks right baggot? Look I know I give you a hard time but it's time to accept the fact she's gone. The best thing for you to do would be to go to the casino and find a new Asian hooker to wife.

[Anonymous No.51336761]

>>51336502
>a bunch of shit you can buy at walmart or target
what if i told you that PRTY is the one who supplies these stores with party goods through their wholesale supplier business called Amscan?

[Anonymous No.51336766]

Tempted to buy a $387 SPY put expiring tomorrow. Is that stupid? Surely today is just a short break from the ongoing dump, right?

[Anonymous No.51336768]

>>51336696
Kind of. He admits gay marriage is a sham and that everyone will blame gays for monkey pozz when it spreads to non-gays. He just wants to have a good time with his friends and not worry too much. He’s a good dude, but his lifestyle disgusts me. I don’t let on to this, but it’s fucking gross and irresponsible.

[Anonymous No.51336773]

>>51336740
The West, collectively, became weak sometime in the 1960's.

[Anonymous No.51336775]

Pretty confident in this lottery ticket. Gonna get a few more right before close.

[Anonymous No.51336779]

>>51336761
PRTY

[Anonymous No.51336780]

>>51336768
The fact that you're even entertaining his thoughts sickens me. You really should tell him how fucking disgusting you think he is, otherwise he will never realize it himself.

[Anonymous No.51336783]

>>51336710
Wife’s brother*

[Anonymous No.51336791]

>>51336766
Sooo how much should SPY dump for you to be in the money and how likely do you think that is

[Anonymous No.51336800]

>>51336773
>posts quote from a gay man
perfect

[Anonymous No.51336806]

PRTY is a redd*t stock. Just because SP seems low, it doesn't mean it's cheap. P/E doesn't take debt into account.

[Anonymous No.51336807]

>>51336791
3%. Decent chance. That's a big move for SPY but it does happen and we've been crabbing a couple days.

[Anonymous No.51336815]

>>51336766
just dont gamble what you cant afford to lose
i was for sure going to dump all my spy puts before close but theyre fake and gay pumping into close so i might hold them overnight which is retarded but the key is to outretard them

[Anonymous No.51336819]

the fucking blue schizo was actually right. why didn't i buy it when it was at $5;

[Anonymous No.51336822]

>>51336768
My bosses son is gay. He's a complete degenerate and talks like a faggot. That being said, he rides motorcycles and is obsessed with guns, including making his own ammo. He is a fag but has alpha hobbies.

[Anonymous No.51336828]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336833]

>>51336760
You sound bitter. I mean I would be too if I was a fat retarded no-life who spent all day looking at some stupid vtuber. Jews like you are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. Vtubers are even worse than jerking off to pictures on kikebook.

[Anonymous No.51336841]

>>51336807
If it actually does dump 3% tomorrow I’d imagine the profit on the put would be very nice but, you know, 3% is a lot.. gamble if you feel like it but I wouldn’t

[Anonymous No.51336847]

>>51336819

[Anonymous No.51336851]

Can you guys pause it quick? I have to pee, brb

[Anonymous No.51336853]

>>51336806

[Anonymous No.51336861]

>>51336833
So much anger and projection in your post. Since you're also a Jew I'll give you a break. But please conduct yourself better in the forums. You are giving us jews a bad name.

[Anonymous No.51336864]

>>51336766

Just buy Aeva shares and wait for news

[Anonymous No.51336868]

>>51336745
He won’t swim. He’s just gonna do coke, drink and probably suck off some guy he thinks is cute.

[Anonymous No.51336875]

>>51336853

[Anonymous No.51336883]

It's gonna test this last wick here and then pump and then dive

[Anonymous No.51336887]

>>51336806
>muh debt
majority of their debt isn't due until 2026 with only $23 million due by 2023

[Anonymous No.51336888]

>>51335873
probably after options expiration on the 16th, No idea though just guessing like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.51336889]

PRTY power hour rally

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336893]

>>51336861
Wait you really don't recognize the copypasta? What are you a newfag?

[Anonymous No.51336900]

The new TA is counting how many times the price did something ridiculous before you can make a trade.

[Anonymous No.51336903]

>>51336864
Why do I see AEVA shilled so often here. the only thing that stock does is go down. Is all the shilling just one guy in every thread? Is that you?

[Anonymous No.51336906]

>>51336875
Screech all you want from the sidelines faggot. YOU WILL NEVER OWN PARTY CITY AND BE HAPPY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336909]

>>51336868
Well I hope he tries to stick his dick in a shark's mouth, and the shark bites it off.

[Anonymous No.51336916]

All I wanted was to afford new anime figs this is so unfair

[Anonymous No.51336922]

>>51336906
damn those are some great hips. you just know she is super fertile, I bet my unvax sperm would get her triplets if I even hugged her.

[Anonymous No.51336928]

>apple down 1.5%

how long can they keep the indices up by manipulating the vix?

[Anonymous No.51336930]

>>51336893
I just started coming here like 3 weeks ago.
>>51336906
Post the superior version

[Anonymous No.51336933]

>>51336906
Yep, sounds about right

[Anonymous No.51336941]

>>51336922
Bearish for pfizer

[Anonymous No.51336942]

>>51336930
lmao fucking gross compared to other one

[Anonymous No.51336946]

>>51336930
>that goblina
>superior
my brother in christ you beclown yourself

[Anonymous No.51336955]

>>51336883
It's gonna close over 400. Good headlines about SPY finding a floor. Get retail bears to turn bull late and then rug the fuck out if them 9/16

[Anonymous No.51336957]

thank you based biden for saving the market again. GOLDEN BULLRUN SPX 5000 EOY!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51336963]

>>51336906
>>51336930
How did a silly lip-sync app manage to create an entire generation of prostitutes?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51336964]

>>51336941
>Bearish for pfizer
What are you talking about, that's 6 more vaccine doses after she takes the kids and leaves him.

[Anonymous No.51336969]

SMFL might be a great play, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51336974]

>>51336847
whats the price target?

[Anonymous No.51336977]

>>51336955
No that doesn't sound all that ridiculous

[Anonymous No.51336982]

>>51336906
>get married
>fuck my wife whenever I want
>slowly webms like this become less appealing
Huh thats weird the tv told me getting married makes you want other women more not less
Those silly Israelis

[Anonymous No.51336989]

>>51336963
Foot in the door fallacy


>hello western children do you want to be popular Do this funny dance.
>ok now try this slightly more sexualized dance
>now do it while wearing this
etc etc etc and here we are.

[Anonymous No.51336992]

>>51336963
Women have always been like this though. It just wasnt so public that even white knight betas get to see their naturally whorish behaviors.
>>51336974
buyout after next FDA approval imo. I'm betting 20+ but could be 50+.

[Anonymous No.51336994]

What did Jerome say?

Am I clear to short ARKK now?

[Anonymous No.51336998]

>>51336982
Low T

[Anonymous No.51337002]

got spy 399 puts expiring tomorrow just went in the money sell em now or ride em overnight

[Anonymous No.51337008]

The only royals I kneel to.

[Anonymous No.51337009]

>>51336136
>Been waiting for the CPI Sept 13
You have to front run that shit, not wait until they are over.

[Anonymous No.51337015]

>>51337002
sell

[Anonymous No.51337019]

>COIN

[Anonymous No.51337024]

This market is so freakin irrational. They could *obviously* fit one more pump and dump in before the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.51337030]

>>51337002
take your profit today sir and play again fresh tomorrow.
>guy who is eating a victory steak for dinner tonight and watching goyball

[Anonymous No.51337032]

>>51337024
lots of money to make gambling with this volatility though

[Anonymous No.51337043]

>>51336998
You have no wife

[Anonymous No.51337045]

>>51337032
Yeah if you catch in time and in phase I guess

[Anonymous No.51337051]

>>51336688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dkmkCW4dwY&ab_channel=GirFan%5BInsertNumberHere%5D%7CFormlyGoryparodies

[Anonymous No.51337052]

the niggers of my subconscious showed up in a dream last night to taunt me, but they were unsuccessful. I DOMINANT THE DREAMSCAPE THE ASTRAL IS MY DOMINION

[Anonymous No.51337064]

>>51336916
now I want this too for reasons...

[Anonymous No.51337065]

>>51337019
Reminder Cathie Madoff bought the top and sold the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51337078]

>>51336982
Novelty gone. Eventually you'll get bored of fucking your wife.

[Anonymous No.51337084]

>>51337065
>Reminder Cathie Madoff bought the top and sold the bottom.
just as planned

[Anonymous No.51337112]

>>51337065
>he thinks it’s already bottomed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51337118]

>>51335943
I think we should have a fat tax. Like if you're overweight you have to pay an extra $200 per month in taxes, and if you're obese you have to pay an extra $1000 a month.

[Anonymous No.51337135]

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW KING

[Anonymous No.51337143]

anybody else shorting blackstone right now?

[Anonymous No.51337157]

>>51336916
What's the point of these? You look at them and they make you want to masterbate?

[Anonymous No.51337159]

welp in the time i was trying to place my sell order (which kept fucking up for no apparent reason) spy gaps up 50c
guess im riding it overnight after all

[Anonymous No.51337168]

>>51337159
Maybe you should dump robinhood and use a real broker.

[Anonymous No.51337171]

>>51337135
>Anon, you will marry Janet Yellen and use her dowry to buy the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51337173]

Come ooooon flash pump and dump

[Anonymous No.51337189]

>>51337168
im with schwab and they watch my account apparently, kept switching to spreads tab so i couldnt place the sell order
and now we're up a dollar kek

[Anonymous No.51337192]

>>51337143
No
Short Carvana and Schwab won’t let me short any more

[Anonymous No.51337193]

>>51337173
ill take the dump, hold the pump please

[Anonymous No.51337204]

Why is there always a gay fucking pump at the end of the day? Who the fuck is buying this hunk of complete american shit?

[Anonymous No.51337206]

weeee

[Anonymous No.51337208]

>>51336548
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCNx3_jj1A

[Anonymous No.51337213]

I bought more SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51337217]

>>51336992
this is my last chance to make it if it dont happen here its all ogre.

[Anonymous No.51337219]

>>51337204
We bounced off the ta line. Dump over. Back to aths. Check the charts.

[Anonymous No.51337226]

>>51337159
>(which kept fucking up for no apparent reason)
i have noticed that when shit gets intense, my trading software always seems to lag. I'm guessing it's because of the strain on the entire system when everyone places entry/exit orders at the same time

[Anonymous No.51337227]

Guys I'm currently in the middle of taking the wettest, loudest, liquid shit I've ever taken. This seems very bearish. You might want to load up on puts

[Anonymous No.51337235]

DOCU earnings, place your bets lads

[Anonymous No.51337239]

>>51336955
The jews are getting too predictable.. maybe I am turning into one of them.. I have a finger on the prostate of the market

[Anonymous No.51337240]

FUCK THIS EOD PUMP! I SOLD THE SWING TOO EARLY FUCK YOUUUUU

[Anonymous No.51337243]

>>51337213
big mistake

[Anonymous No.51337250]

Do you guys watch Powell's interviews? He is very chill dude that just wants all that's best for USA
https://youtu.be/xgmLC63Yv-U?t=3681

[Anonymous No.51337251]

>>51337219
kek sure bud, klack klack klack klack

You permabulls are about to get so fucked over hard. The theatrics start soon, grab a seat

[Anonymous No.51337258]

>>51337204
True believers, you fucking faggot
Queen is dead, needle neck
Time to wear black and liquidate $8 billion of puts

[Anonymous No.51337263]

man i just cannot believe my brokerage account literally wouldnt let me sell in profit and then the market immediately pumped like that

[Anonymous No.51337269]

>>51337251
not for a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.51337270]

>>51337251
bottom signal, bears so sure of themselves that they are inches from exploding their portfolio

[Anonymous No.51337272]

>>51337235
Puts are really expensive. I'm guessing that turds tanks.

[Anonymous No.51337277]

>>51337263
streetsmart edge or the website?

[Anonymous No.51337284]

>>51336118

It's a company with a strong balance sheet and high potential. AEVA also has the best specs of all lidar

[Anonymous No.51337295]

>>51337193
sorry I got it backwards

[Anonymous No.51337302]

POWUH HOWUH

[Anonymous No.51337303]

>>51336946
kek

[Anonymous No.51337306]

>>51337251
After midterms retard. Should be a given everything considered.

[Anonymous No.51337307]

>>51337277
website i hit trade options from the summary page and when i clicked "sell all" it went to spreads 5x in a row, never seen it before

[Anonymous No.51337309]

>>51337227
Liquidity event

[Anonymous No.51337311]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.51337313]

DING DING DING DING!
So how did it go today, anon?

[Anonymous No.51337328]

>>51337311
+1.3%. I love Israel

[Anonymous No.51337339]

>>51337284
just a quick reminder this is the CLF tranny, shilling his newest bags

[Anonymous No.51337343]

>>51337307
>>51337277
I had it switch from buying calls to buying puts once on a position and replicated the bug but I havent reported it to schwab yet. I feel like thats kind of lawsuit worthy.

[Anonymous No.51337349]

As someone who bought weekly puts for the first time in a while, it's just 100% about fucking me on my puts, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.51337354]

>>51337313
>So how did it go today, anon?
The gods intervened but not in a good way. Also anyone just see that algorithm $1 insta-vomit on spy right at AH?

[Anonymous No.51337361]

>>51337269
>>51337270
>>51337306
Wrong. Tune into CNBC and listen to Scott Minerd school you on ridiculously high PE ratios. This is historically a bad time of year, add in shemitah and a hawkish Fed. Permabulls grab a rope

[Anonymous No.51337362]

I hope you niggers listened to me. I'm finna make so much money tomorrow when we gap up 1% and I bought all my calls today when we hit 395. My dick is so fucking erect right now

[Anonymous No.51337364]

>>51337343
m8 someone on robindhood literally killed himself because of a bug, i dont think you're gonna get any kind of litigation from something so trivial

[Anonymous No.51337380]

>>51337343
>lawsuit worthy.
miss a payment and you get insta-hit with fees that aren't negotiable. Website fuckup costs you 10k? We're very sorry to hear about that sir.

[Anonymous No.51337387]

Trading idea regarding the queen's death:
Toy companies, e.g. playmobil, lego, etc.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51337388]

>>51336861
its somewhat fitting that the most jews ive seen congregated on 4chan are in the stock market general. as a jew i feel at home

[Anonymous No.51337389]

>>51337364
robinhood is under all kinds of litigation, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.51337391]

>>51337361
Muh fed. They've been hawkish since February. Priced in. A 20% drop from here according to your minerd. Why? Inflation peaked and things are getting better.

[Anonymous No.51337395]

>>51337307
I have only ever bought and sold long shares on the website. I'm using streetsmart edge for options and it was pretty laggy today (more than usual IMO) but still functional. With the way SPY options move so quickly I would highly recommend checking out the streetsmart edge software. It's free and there is a lot more info than the website. Sucks you couldnt get out though, been there myself

[Anonymous No.51337398]

holy shit there goes another one is this real or is yahoo being stupid?

[Anonymous No.51337408]

>>51337361
19 isn't a ridiculously high p/e though

[Anonymous No.51337410]

>>51337361
Yeah except apparently we're just full MMT now meaning the government almost overtly thinks it can just do whatever it wants from the top down.

[Anonymous No.51337411]

>>51337361
You must be new to investing. Yahoo, CNBC and others are not there for you and me, retail investors. We're the product.

[Anonymous No.51337417]

>>51337343
>I had it switch from buying calls to buying puts once on a position and replicated the bug
I've had this happen to me too but I just figured I accidentally clicked the put side and didn't think too much into it. Now you have me wondering...

[Anonymous No.51337422]

>>51337389
name one

[Anonymous No.51337423]

>>51337339
I had a feeling, but I was hoping it killed itself by now.

[Anonymous No.51337427]

>>51337395
>streetsmart edge
ill look into mate that was the most ridiculous shit ive ever experienced and I dont intend to have it ever happen again, thanks

[Anonymous No.51337433]

>>51337391
kek, housing market has not adjusted yet. Jobs have not been cut yet. Consumer spending slowdown has not occurred yet. These are all inevitable. Scott is absolutely right, 20% MINIMUM

[Anonymous No.51337435]

Ah get fucked wsb and reddit made 10% on docu

[Anonymous No.51337438]

>>51337398
I don't have those wicks on ToS

[Anonymous No.51337478]

>>51337422
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/07/01/business/robinhood-lawsuit-suicide-settlement/index.html
How about literally the situation that you mentioned, captain dipshit?

[Anonymous No.51337488]

>>51337427
streetsmart edge gets shit on a lot because it looks the same as it did when my dad used it in the 90s and early 00s but its functional and its the dedicated "advanced" trading software for us retail goys who have schwab accounts.

[Anonymous No.51337498]

>>51337433
>consumer spending hasn't slowed down
And it won't because people are working and making money and spending it like good guys. Supply chain will resolve itself because retarded liberals aren't paying people to quit their manufacturing jobs for a coof anymore. 388 this week was the bottom. 9/12 inflation numbers will be good and we pump. If energy prices/russian war shit end we will be at 440 spy in less than a month.

Pivot nigga.. what the fuck are you even doing

[Anonymous No.51337505]

>>51336828
kek

[Anonymous No.51337508]

>>51337433
Housing prices have fallen and many were fired already. It doesn't need to be a 2008 scenario again. We can have a normal slow down for a year then resume up.

[Anonymous No.51337531]

>>51337508
>It doesn't need to be a 2008 scenario again.
You forgot to add the inflation of the 70s with the housing crash of 20010 to the mix. We have no idea how bad its about to get....

[Anonymous No.51337540]

>>51337433
You’re just listing all kinds of bad things that could happen. Could happen. Is it a fetish of yours?

[Anonymous No.51337541]

>>51337311
>-7.27% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.51337548]

>>51337531
>We have no idea how bad its about to get....
let's ask the eurocucks how they are feeling about this coming winter?

[Anonymous No.51337557]

Whelp, my DOCU puts are probably fried.

[Anonymous No.51337567]

>>51337548
>dont worry... their reserves are full right now... hhaahahahah

[Anonymous No.51337574]

NEW: >>51337565
NEW: >>51337565
NEW: >>51337565

NEW: >>51337565
NEW: >>51337565
NEW: >>51337565

[Anonymous No.51337583]

>>51337548
Everyone knows it could be difficult, so it won’t be that bad. If Russia had cut the has from 100% to zero in the middle of winter that would’ve been devastating.

[Anonymous No.51337600]

>>51337548
China literally sold yuro LNG from russi at a premium. So yeah, now the narrative is "it should be ok"

[Anonymous No.51337617]

>>51337118
let your rabbi know and to get his friends in washington on it

[Anonymous No.51337644]

>>51337600
>at a premium
So china swindled Europe into bag holding Russian LNG above FMV? TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.51337894]

>>51336887
>they only have 23 years worth of income in debt due in 1 year
the absolute state of /smg/

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>>51337565
>>51337565
>>51337565

[Anonymous No.51338329]

>>51336930
>I just started coming here like 3 weeks ago
Let me ruin your goblina for you. This is what she looks like now. She has completed her transformation into a beaner cleaning lady.

[Anonymous No.51338585]

>>51337157
look up hot glue fren