/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51334132]

Osaka edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

previous >>51332121

[Anonymous No.51334151]

JOE "WE'LL JUST PUMP AND DUMP OUR WAY THROUGH IT" BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51334152]

If the Queen dies, will my SPY puts print? If so, I think she has lived a long, fruitful life and she deserves rest.

[Anonymous No.51334153]

Remember when the smug Europeans were laughing? Why aren't they laughing anymore?

[Anonymous No.51334162]

>>51334132
PARTY CITY PARTY CITY

[Anonymous No.51334166]

BATTLE OF THE ALGORITHMS
WHICH WILL WIN?

[Anonymous No.51334168]

>log off at 11:15 to work out
>come back
>as usual, the fucking biblical move in the first half of the day meant jackshit
>10,000,000 people were just pressing the "buy" button by accident for 2 motherfucking hours
>at 11:28 EST sharp, everyone in unison does a "woopsy doopsy we did a fucky wucky roflmao, that bullish sentiment we had? a mere clerical error"
>no news
I have been making a living daytrading for 3 years, and it was only a year ago I started holding some long term investments in parallel. And I swear to fucking christ, everybody say daytraders are retarded, but there is NOTHING more retarded than holding a position for more than 10 minutes when you share a market with such an unparalleled collective of retards. Within a timescale of 10 minutes, shit is governed by statistics. Outside of that time frame, shit is governed by absolutely nothing. It's all nonsense. A half-trillion-dollar market cap move of the S&P 500 can happen for no reason and evaporate like nothing.
>muh fundamentals
What a fucking joke. There are no fundamentals behind any of this. The benchmark index of the US economy pisses and shits 1.5% moves like nothing, all day every day. If fundamentals had anything to do with anything, there should be perpetual motion machines being invented or nuclear bombs being dropped to justify this asinine price action. I depend on the stock market to pay my bills, and I sincerely believe the whole fucking thing should be abolished. Humanity has never wrought something so useless.

[Anonymous No.51334179]

WHAT DID JEROME SAY WHY ISNT THE MARKET BURNING

[Anonymous No.51334180]

>>51334153
I genuinely hope the EU completely collapsed and a 4th Reich is born out of it.

[Anonymous No.51334190]

>>51334153
>Euros now have to huff their own methane to cover energy bills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9jhGiIAFM

[Anonymous No.51334200]

>>51334168
Thats funny I manage to swing trade just fine with a full time job
Up 16% this calendar year

[Anonymous No.51334206]

>>51334179
Absolutely nothing, hence why we are crabbing

[Anonymous No.51334212]

>>51334180
Naw, the developed markets were barely holding on compared to the emerging markets. This will actually fucking kill Europe permanently. The bailout needed is more than triple Germany's nation budget. The inflation to needed to pull this off will actually Weimar republic them

[Anonymous No.51334214]

>>51334152
>all you have to do is workout a bit and show some skin and even the queen will want to suck your dick

My phone did the bingbingwahooo to let me know my calls were getting raped so I bought some more calls. Americas #1 export is death, long DFEN

[Anonymous No.51334218]

>>51334206
rice crispies

[Anonymous No.51334223]

>>51334180
Anon if another 1.2 million jews die because of hitler 2.0 God himself will strike him down

[Anonymous No.51334224]

>>51334168
How were your gym gains?

[Anonymous No.51334227]

>>51334206
omg what a basterd

[Anonymous No.51334228]

Reminder market will pump this month then dump in October despite the bearish news
Buy calls or be left to seethe

[Anonymous No.51334257]

>>51334228
WTF is that image?

[Anonymous No.51334264]

>>51334228
Youre probably right

[Anonymous No.51334268]

>>51334257
Weeb (tranny) shit

[Anonymous No.51334273]

>>51334200
I'm technically up over 100% from my daytrading (I average like 1% gain per day relative to my unleveraged capital) but down 15% on my swing trades / longer term positions. (Long term to me is anything I plan to hold for more than 2 weeks). I don't usually consider my day trading gains in terms of YTD gain though, because I don't reinvest most of it, I transfer the profit out of my brokerage account at the end of each month.

>>51334224
They were fine. I just picked back up with exercising recently, but I am back to a 95lbs overhead press, which I know is nothing, but it's at least a landmark (25lb plates).

[Anonymous No.51334274]

UNINVESTABLE
UNTRADABLE
SHITCOIN
COMMUNIST SHITHEAD MARKET

JOE BIDEN FAGGOT PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.51334275]

>>51334162
Just bought 150 prty.
I hope reddit is buying this shit

[Anonymous No.51334276]

>>51334257
thats the only kind of strong women superhero movie anyone wants to see. take note disney

[Anonymous No.51334284]

>>51334257
>>51334268
How about this image?

[Anonymous No.51334289]

HOLY FUCKING GREEN DILDO
think im going to go back to cash gang here

[Anonymous No.51334297]

Why isn't the market crashing? Is the stocks only go up meme actually true?

[Anonymous No.51334303]

>SOXL
Annnddd we're back. Nice try bobo

[Anonymous No.51334304]

>>51334152
even Hogan's shorts are a shitpost lmao

[Anonymous No.51334307]

>>51334297
IT IS WHEN A SOCIALIST FAGGOT STATE IS RUNNING THE SHOW!

[Anonymous No.51334310]

This kills the bobo

[Anonymous No.51334315]

You will not fall for this green dildo right?

[Anonymous No.51334318]

This volatility is going to give me a conniption.

[Anonymous No.51334343]

>bulls aren't actually ev-

[Anonymous No.51334348]

This is the pivot to just straight-up bronze age "fuck you" government. Mark my words. The powertripping has only just begun. The willingness to tell any and every lie as long as it keeps peons in their place has only just begun.
Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.51334351]

>>51334303
>>51334310
>oooo we're up +0.34% take that heckin Bobos!
shut up retards we're crabbing

[Anonymous No.51334352]

>>51334153
>Why aren't they laughing anymore?
>hey maybe you should buy gas from the US instead
>no
>burgers help us!!!
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.51334364]

>>51334224
I'm the dude that posted the "going to the gym and leaving my calls open" guy that posts his positions. My calls are still open and green as fuck. I could heem this larper.

[Anonymous No.51334379]

>>51334162

[Anonymous No.51334384]

Every single trade idea any retail investor could come up with based on price action? No longer works.
They deliberately made it where it no longer works. That is their only goal right now other than siphoning all their capital back.

[Anonymous No.51334386]

What's the China situation looking like?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334396]

>>51334257
I dunno, but that can't be comfortable.

>>51334284
hot

[Anonymous No.51334401]

>>51334386
They still at least don't lie to their own people about it when they implement "communism."

[Anonymous No.51334410]

>>51334153
Inb4 another Marshall plan

[Anonymous No.51334412]

people keep talking about the euro energy crisis contributing to a crash but how the fuck would that affect america? i would get it if it were major banks in those countries collapsing but its just the energy sector

[Anonymous No.51334413]

>>51334351
Crabs are the forgotten losers. Say what you want about bobo or mumu, but they get invited to parties. Crabs stay home alone in their basement watching FUTA porn playing video games while mumu and bobo smash on anime girls.

[Anonymous No.51334415]

>>51334386
Do not post those sluts in this general. We only post good girls here.

[Anonymous No.51334419]

>>51334386
They at least don't give speeches about "Democracy." before they give the greenlight to banks to just assrape everyone out of what is supposed to be a regulated market.

[Anonymous No.51334424]

>>51334384
This which is why the market will pump
>hurr durr guys big market dip buy puts
>hurr durr market up buy calls
I already about calls and loaded up on TQQQ

[Anonymous No.51334431]

>>51334415
>bare shoulders
all girls are sluts anon

[Anonymous No.51334438]

>>51334212
Why reply to a post if you didn't bother reading it?

[Anonymous No.51334442]

>>51334415
What would their portfolios look like?
>kiaria not a slut

[Anonymous No.51334446]

>>51334424
Cool, maybe some day you won't be the kind of retarded faggot who gloats by ignoring shit that was going on a mere thirty minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.51334447]

Does this mean Powell is saying he has no choice but to pivot. Or does this mean Powell is blaming Biden for what's going to happen when he raises rates 100bps in 14 days?

[Anonymous No.51334452]

>>51334386
>I shilled YANG at 14
>everyone called me a nigger
>sold my YANG calls at 16
>shits over 17 today

[Anonymous No.51334454]

>>51334415
Like Osaka.

[Anonymous No.51334458]

>>51334442
Kiara and Ina are both likely to be gone from that list by end of month anyway. But they're all in tesla for ai anime cat girl bots.

[Anonymous No.51334460]

>>51334447
its buydens fault the market go up brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.51334464]

>>51334384
This is why you must abandon speculation and choose quasi-certainty. Shorting VIX futures. If you want to be really safe from margin calls then the gains will be modest, like +1.5% to +4% a month average, but it works. Just don't do it now, let the EU winter crash happen first.

[Anonymous No.51334466]

>>51334401
>>51334419
You realize everyone can see you samefagging right
take your lithium

[Anonymous No.51334467]

>>51334447
It's obviously the second one. We are blowing up the entire economy right now just so we can win midterms and just so banks can get revenge on reddit.
I will never even consider voting neoliberal ever again for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.51334471]

>>51334415
kiara is a blm loving bitch with an obnoxious personality and is insanely unfunny. not to mention is incapable of reading the room

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334478]

>>51334447
The federal government is spending too much money that they don't have. The chickens will be coming home to roost, and when they do I will be leaving for Israel.

[Anonymous No.51334488]

>>51334384
The more they lost the more they will desperately to pump until they out of everything

[Anonymous No.51334495]

>>51334466
What the fuck makes you think I don't realize that, even without IDs, dumbass?
I do, however, forget that you're all this illiterate and that you project it onto everyone else desu.

[Anonymous No.51334497]

>>51334447
Unironically bullish, headlines for next Fed meeting
"markets higher on stronger guidance"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334517]

>>51334153
I remember, Trump told them they'd be at the mercy of Russia, and they laughed at him. Now they're fucking fucked and it's all their own fucking fault. Fuck them I hope they fucking go full 4th Reich and invade Poland.

[Anonymous No.51334518]

>>51334452
>YANG
What the fuck happened in March?

[Anonymous No.51334520]

>>51334478
thats like saying a slavemaster has too many employees he'll never be able to afford to pay them all and will quickly go out of business. also israel needs its golem to defeat the sandniggers

[Anonymous No.51334521]

>>51334467
>I will never even consider voting neoliberal ever again for the rest of my life.
why the fuck would you ever consider that in the first place

[Anonymous No.51334539]

>>51334518
this is what zoomers are doing, instead of making music or movies theyre making video game porn

how to short zoomers?

[Anonymous No.51334552]

Shit and piss 500 is going to break 4k again isn't it? How is this even possible? I'm seriously considering giving up trading and putting everything into a managed account and enjoying those consistent 4% gains.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334554]

>>51334520
The United States does have too many fucking niggers. Maybe we can send some of our niggers to Germany, and the Germans can figure out how to keep them from fucking chimping out, and fucking up everything they go near.

[Anonymous No.51334556]

>>51334521
Mostly because instead of admitting that their economic policy is *literally* state socialism, they pretend they care about liberty and common people, i.e. they deliberately trick you by saying the opposite of what they intend to do.

[Anonymous No.51334558]

>>51334412
$1.5 trillion in derivatives tied up in energy utilities. If you compare energy production sector to SPX, oil/natgas/coal isn't in a bubble. For instance, look at XLE. But if you look at XLU to SPX, it's clear as day that the commercial banks are way fucking over leveraged on utilities. XLU is in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.51334585]

>>51334478
I've already contacted Israel and told them of your deeds. You will not be welcome back to the holy land. We are dropping you off in Africa so you can be the nigger you've always strived to be.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334604]

>>51334556
What the fuck did you think they were going to do? Pretty much every problem facing the world today is a direct result of the fucking liberals fucking up our beds and making us sleep in them. Like seriously, just tell the government to fuck off and take care of yourself. Let the niggers starve, and if they try to steal something, cut their fucking hands off so they don't do it again.

[Anonymous No.51334615]

what do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.51334618]

Is this CPI data bad or good anon?

[Anonymous No.51334619]

Bulls Running

[Anonymous No.51334626]

>>51334615
The retard liquidator

[Anonymous No.51334628]

Queen of ENgland has died, just announced on Sky News

[Anonymous No.51334631]

BREAKING NEWS: QUEEN JUST DIED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51334638]

>>51334604
Hey I voted for Kanye, bitch. Free Larry Hoover.

[Anonymous No.51334643]

>>51334447
Powell's revealing himself to be a Putin shill

[Anonymous No.51334645]

Well I closed my SOXL position and took a small profit. This market is getting a little too spooky for me. I'm not sure what my next move will be

[Anonymous No.51334647]

The Queen has died. How will this affect the markets?

[Anonymous No.51334651]

>>51334284
better for sure... built for BWC

[Anonymous No.51334653]

>>51334539
Yes

[Anonymous No.51334654]

Queen died uh oh.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334669]

>>51334638
>Hey I threw my vote away voting for a fucking nigger.
You're even fucking worse. I mean you could have fucking protest voted for JoJo, but you went full fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.51334678]

https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1567928275913121792

[Anonymous No.51334681]

>>51334180
The EU is the 4th Reich.

[Anonymous No.51334682]

>>51334645
Buy high sell low anon

[Anonymous No.51334684]

And just like that, the dirt baggler was never green again.

[Anonymous No.51334686]

>>51334618
Monthly basis, it's worse than August, but on yearly basis, it's trending down. Markets will rally next week if those are the numbers that become official.

[Anonymous No.51334689]

>>51334669
At least I'm not here running interference on behalf of the IMF by saying the n-word whenever someone starts speaking truth.

[Anonymous No.51334691]

>>51334554
germans fuck up everything they go near why would anyone benefit from them playing with niggers? if anything you'd just see giganiggamensch on the future battlefield courtesy of han's wife's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.51334700]

>>51334669
I'm not even going to bother voting anymore. Would rather play both sides so I always come out on top.

[Anonymous No.51334703]

>>51334518
Some big funds probably all dumped chink shit at the same time. Think that was peak evergrande default fud or whatever

[Anonymous No.51334710]

Queens gone lads

[Anonymous No.51334712]

>>51334678
>https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1567928275913121792
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eubgWMwSD0k

[Anonymous No.51334714]

QUEEN Died :( :( :( :(

[Anonymous No.51334724]

>>51334168
Don't know what you're talking about. Im up 1% today.

[Anonymous No.51334726]

>>51334684
>>51334689
And he wondered why I call him baggot...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334729]

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

[Anonymous No.51334734]

Markets don’t give a fuck about the queen, still pumping anyways. Based.

[Anonymous No.51334739]

>>51334714
bullish, apparently

[Anonymous No.51334741]

>>51334729
no she ded retard

[Anonymous No.51334752]

>>51334739
PRTY is rallying from the news lol

[Anonymous No.51334754]

Same pattern as yesterday. We get to a critical point and whales start smashing the buy button, not so they can make money, but so they can manipulate the fucking price.
This is buttfucking ridiculous. I guess they literally just don't care at all if we become the laughing stock of the world, the biggest hypocrites possible.

[Anonymous No.51334757]

>mfw a euro was poor near me

[Anonymous No.51334759]

>>51334615
>>51334626
checks out

[Anonymous No.51334767]

The queen's death was already priced in, apparently

[Anonymous No.51334772]

>>51334447
100bps is nothing, stop crying about insignificant shit. Cheap money was worst thing that could happen to global economy and it's about time we got some healing.

[Anonymous No.51334776]

>>51334739
The downfall of Britain (and Europe) means the rise of America.

[Anonymous No.51334787]

>>51334776
Always has been.

[Anonymous No.51334791]

>>51334162
taking profit at 3.50. meme stock or not I expect a good halloween after 2 years of lockdowns

[Anonymous No.51334793]

>>51334772
Who's crying you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.51334794]

>>51334767
I don't know what it even means when she dies, she's not someone who decides on things so who cares really?

[Anonymous No.51334799]

So is the Queen dying a black swan or is it just meh at this point?

[Anonymous No.51334804]

>>51334739
Now that the old bitch is burning in Catholic hell, maybe the british can stop self destructing? could continue cucking though and i wouldn't be surprised

[Anonymous No.51334805]

>>51334710
TAY TAY?!

[Anonymous No.51334806]

Have the fed already raised rates or are they going to be doing it soon? Finna ne done seein the markets go up when I'm all in on cashmoney

[Anonymous No.51334814]

>>51334447
100 bps is not priced in at all. We will see another 2 weeks of red if they did that.

[Anonymous No.51334816]

Gentleman, the Queen is dead, long live the King.

[Anonymous No.51334817]

>>51334132
No lewding Osaka

[Anonymous No.51334819]

QUEEN ELIZABETH FIGHTING THE BOGS

[Anonymous No.51334822]

>>51334799
It doesn't matter because U.S. banks now define what the market does. That is the only factor.

[Anonymous No.51334827]

Meltup.

[Anonymous No.51334828]

>>51334793
Someone changed the message I replied to. It was definitely different beforehand. Now it doesn't read like crying anymore.

[Anonymous No.51334829]

>>51334447
Federal fiscal policy is the purview of the congress. So more the second one.

[Anonymous No.51334834]

>tfw the commonwealth will fall

[Anonymous No.51334840]

>>51334794
Just cultural pop news. Wont impact anything. They'll do a new king soon and people will talk about it and then history will move on.

[Anonymous No.51334841]

>>51334804
isn't that woke Markle whore the future Queen?

[Anonymous No.51334861]

>>51334841
No. It's her brother in law before her husband anyway. And it doesn't go to their spouse it goes to next heir I think. So she won't ever be queen and unlikely her mutt spawn will be king/queen either.

[Anonymous No.51334862]

>>51334819
Who do you think killed her? Hello.

[Anonymous No.51334872]

>>51334841
i think the next in line to be queen is a man (male)

[Anonymous No.51334875]

>>51334816
>Brits still pay taxes to pedophile royals.
Fuck 'em.

[Anonymous No.51334882]

>>51334841
No they're dregs

[Anonymous No.51334900]

>>51334861
>implying the Jews won't inject Charles and all his heir with some shit to ensure the UK has a mutt monarch

[Anonymous No.51334907]

>>51334875
Americans don’t? Cmon be honest.

[Anonymous No.51334909]

>>51334816
Just what the world needs, more geriatrics in political positions.

[Anonymous No.51334913]

made my swing trade you can commence dumping now market

[Anonymous No.51334915]

>>51334791
>lockdowns
>wasting two years of your life for a coof

You are a shell of a man... I bet you even got the Vax like a fucking retarded cuck. I lived in Georgia for all of covid and was fucking whores at the bar the whole time and no one gave a single fuck about Covid.

I can't accurately describe how much of a retarded faggot I think you are and I wish all liberals painful deaths in work camps for the damage they have done to the global economy over a fucking cough. I hope the Vax shortens your already pitiful life.

Halloween is definitely gonna be fun though. Long party city, we like to have fun around here

[Anonymous No.51334923]

Long the Pound in sympathy, YOU FUCKS.

At least 1 share of FXB. Market bought.

[Anonymous No.51334926]

>>51334834
kek

[Anonymous No.51334934]

>>51334862
hah, sminem is now all alone

[Anonymous No.51334935]

Well at least the queen doesn’t have to watch Europe starve to death this winter.

[Anonymous No.51334944]

Coupang is priced accordingly. As are all stocks but I maybe recommend refinancing your home and buying this stock with the casholo

[Anonymous No.51334961]

>>51334934
I'm sorry you had to find out this way but, anon, he was drafted into the Ukrainian invasion and...and he didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.51334960]

UK economy will be shut down for a week. Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.51334964]

>>51334944
What home?

[Anonymous No.51334965]

paint futures are bullish, having to change all those reginas and HRM's etc will cost millions!

[Anonymous No.51334969]

>>51334909
It's a ceremonial position.

[Anonymous No.51334974]

>>51334961
kek, jesus no wonder we have been rudderless

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51334978]

>>51334741
G_D SAVE THE QUEEN!

[Anonymous No.51334979]

no one even remembered bongs had a queen until today

[Anonymous No.51334986]

>>51334960
Yes, helps with energy rationing.

>>51334974
OK I was shitposting but that would be pretty fucked up, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.51335000]

LONDON BRIDGE HAS FALLEN DOWN

[Anonymous No.51335003]

>>51334979
I remembered about here every time I had to look at her lizardrdy minted on my gold coind.

[Anonymous No.51335005]

GOD SAVE THE KING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51335014]

Yo while England and Great Britain is distracted by the loss of their Monarch, Ireland should use this opportunity to retake Northern Ireland and free them from their Tyrannical overloards.

[Anonymous No.51335015]

>>51335000
ITS OVERW

[Anonymous No.51335017]

IF CHINA FUCKING NUKED WASHINGTON D.C. RIGHT NOW, THE MARKET WOULD STILL PUMP

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[Anonymous No.51335021]

>>51334986
yeah its now part of the lore now. congrats anon

[Anonymous No.51335030]

>>51335017
the real jews are punishing the dirt baggler for using their ancient magicks without their permission.

[Anonymous No.51335034]

IT'S A MAN'S WORLD

[Anonymous No.51335037]

>>51334907
At least we don't kneel to them like pussies.
They do this for us.

[Anonymous No.51335038]

>>51334153
>>51334517
>remember, Trump told them they'd be at the mercy of Russia, and they laughed at him.


https://youtu.be/0CvQmWoog18

https://youtu.be/FfJv9QYrlwg

[Anonymous No.51335039]

Today was my first day trading options and I'm already down 40%

[Anonymous No.51335054]

>>51335000
MY FAIR LADY

[Anonymous No.51335057]

>>51335017
China nuking DC is definitely bullish for my DFEN calls and for America's future. Think about how many corrupt faggot leeches and niggers would be incinerated instantly. Bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.51335066]

>>51334554

[Anonymous No.51335071]

>>51335038
>Euros all laughed at the low-hanging fruit that was Trump
Indication that they are midwits.

[Anonymous No.51335073]

King Charles
https://twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/1567932562525552643

[Anonymous No.51335076]

>>51335038
Bros...

[Anonymous No.51335080]

i wonder how many regents have died fight after appointing a new PM?

[Anonymous No.51335081]

>>51335057
>DFEN calls
Reminder to sell before any actual war. Imagine the diversity work of Boeing and Raytheon actually going up against opposition.

[Anonymous No.51335101]

Biden bull is a go. Oilchuds have been BUCK BROKEN. Buy calls you retards.

[Anonymous No.51335104]

>>51335039
Good luck buddy

[Anonymous No.51335109]

>>51334909
>political
what a dumb colonial/third worlder

[Anonymous No.51335117]

Powell about to fuck all this shit up

[Anonymous No.51335118]

>LOVE
I told you guys to short this shitty furniture company

[Anonymous No.51335121]

Is the new king one of the pedos?
>>51335014
They don't want northern Ireland, it's majority protestant and they're violently pro-union.

[Anonymous No.51335122]

>>51335101
Just for that we are cutting 5 million barrels per day.

[Anonymous No.51335131]

>>51335039
I correctly predicted yesterdays fake and gay pump would lead to an AH dump and was up 150% on my sqqq calls but because Im west coast and slept til 9am I lost all them gains and sold at a loss
at least i had a nice dream about scuba diving even though ive never been, lots of sting rays down there

[Anonymous No.51335137]

>@BAGGIE
Join me
>390p 9/16 only if you're actually gay

[Anonymous No.51335138]

>>51334875
We (royal we) are not amused anon, not amused at all.

[Anonymous No.51335145]

>>51335039
better to start out losing than winning. if you were up 40% you would double down next time without even knowing why you were up in the first place and probably lose everything

[Anonymous No.51335156]

>>51335101
Winter

[Anonymous No.51335160]

>>51335138
>John Adams
Superb taste, Anon.

[Anonymous No.51335161]

>>51335131
They do have a lot of those. Sounds like a true vision, anon.

[Anonymous No.51335166]

>>51335121
Here is the real King

[Anonymous No.51335167]

>>51335073
>King Charles III

If that’s not bearish, idk what is. Waiting for him to launch a special military operation in Ukraine now

[Anonymous No.51335178]

Remember my ominous prophecy of the triple dubs, anons! >>51330099

[Anonymous No.51335199]

>>51335178
have you considered investing in MEDS?

[Anonymous No.51335212]

>>51335138
Damn, this show fucking ruled.
>Adams asks the Dutch for a loan in order to keep America alive
>The bankers just shrug and agree to the small amount without a second thought

[Anonymous No.51335213]

>>51335178
lol if only

[Anonymous No.51335220]

>>51334645
you're letting the terrorists get to you?

[Anonymous No.51335229]

What the fuck do you short to make money off her death

[Anonymous No.51335239]

Patton Oswald killed his wife

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51335240]

>>51335137
sorry buck, but those positions will be broken.

[Anonymous No.51335242]

>>51335199
How do I short my MEDS lads?

[Anonymous No.51335250]

>>51335229
Nothing because the sole determining factor in price action is now banks doing a pump and dump over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.51335256]

>>51335160
Probably top of all time up there with Wolf Hall, Rome, the original 70s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, I, Claudius and Jeremy Brett as Holmes.

[Anonymous No.51335262]

>>51335073
Does that mean a nigger is going to be queen of England?

Holy fuck this is terrifying

[Anonymous No.51335277]

>>51335131
>was up 150%
achsually was up 440% holy christ I have to start setting an alarm clock
sept9 48 sqqq calls hit 1.8 cost basis .41

[Anonymous No.51335282]

>>51335073
Thought he was already dead

[Anonymous No.51335294]

>the market actually priced in the queens death earlier today

holy shit....

[Anonymous No.51335295]

>>51335212
That scene and the scene with the dutch were so fucking good. It's almost like observational comedy where they are pointing out something you always thought but never really noticed. I always wondered how the king reacted.

Also BBBY needs to do something one way or the other or my straddle bet is fucked.

[Anonymous No.51335300]

>>51335240
390p then?

[Anonymous No.51335303]

>>51335240
I dont remember this part of terminator 3

[Anonymous No.51335311]

>>51335003
Based stacker

[Anonymous No.51335315]

>>51335294
tbf it was obvious she was dead when they were like
"the doctors say its serious. family is on the way"
that sealed it. dead.

[Anonymous No.51335319]

until there are 20% dumps we're still in a fake and gay market
buying SOXS btw

[Anonymous No.51335320]

>>51335073
>Charles could choose from any of his four names - Charles Philip Arthur George.
>Arthur

[Anonymous No.51335322]

>>51335294
Yeah and the mortgage and housing stats. And Powell's tweet. And whatever happens next. It's all priced into the banks' determination that they can use ML to collude against retail while ignoring every other external factor.

[Anonymous No.51335324]

STATEMENT FROM HIS MAJESTY
https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1567936934290329608

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51335328]

>>51335300
i dunno, this is what i got.

[Anonymous No.51335331]

>>51335240
that's a big algo

[Anonymous No.51335335]

pmg sissies getting upity again

[Anonymous No.51335340]

>>51335331
For you.

[Anonymous No.51335341]

>>51335294
It was priced in when she got covid whenever that was. The grim reaper of old hags.

[Anonymous No.51335349]

>>51335320
it would be awesome if he picked a based name. im sure he will play it safe and take his shitty chucky one

[Anonymous No.51335350]

>>51335320
Charles is the most based name. Because of Charles I and II.

[Anonymous No.51335356]

>Charles will use the century-old excuse of having Plantagenet blood and will now try to invade France

[Anonymous No.51335369]

king chuck

formerly

[Anonymous No.51335374]

FRGE
Here is your free one /SMG/

[Anonymous No.51335378]

If The queen has million fans, then I'm one of them.

If The Queen has 5 fans I'm one of them.

If the queen has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.

If The Queen has no fans, that means I'm dead.

If the world is againt The queen than im against the world

[Anonymous No.51335380]

>>51335121
they're british so they can just go back to the big isle

[Anonymous No.51335386]

>>51335369

[Anonymous No.51335389]

Hey remember when that shill pretended to "sneak onto" a bloomberg terminal? That was pretty ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.51335410]

>>51335386
>>51335369
It's a subtle joke, but it checks out.

[Anonymous No.51335420]

Okay I'm thinking of buying December 30th SPY puts. If the economy is about to collapse, this seems like a no brainer right?

[Anonymous No.51335427]

>>51334168
It's called short covering. Gotta take those gains, free up the buying power for the next round. Shorts are a lot better about locking in gains than longs will ever be. Expect a little more sideways action, maybe even up a little. Keep an eye out for expiration next week.

[Anonymous No.51335429]

>>51335378
Lmao my grandfather was a British WW2 vet and he'd fiercely defend the royal family and the flag. Dude literally threatened to throw down with Americans who insulted the queen. Miss that proper norf FC lad.

[Anonymous No.51335456]

priced in
but still sad
:(

[Anonymous No.51335458]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51335464]

>>51335328
lmao, you didnt follow the screenshot rule...

[Anonymous No.51335475]

>>51335378
Lol, she’s dead.
>>51335429
I’d stomp your grandpa’s ass. That blind loyalty to the crown shit is what lost Britannia ruling the waves.

[Anonymous No.51335476]

>>51335420
No Holiday Joe will save Christmas for people of all economic status just in time for Black Friday

[Anonymous No.51335486]

>>51335374
>FRGE
>overvalued
>1 yr target more than 200%
dont know if ive ever seen that before

[Anonymous No.51335502]

>>51335000
RIP
All in on VT puts, flip gains into bullion and 9mm, it's ogre

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51335528]

>>51335464
Fuck the screenshot rule. Look if you want to win big you have to let that shit ride.

[Anonymous No.51335530]

>queen elizabeth II
>look up who the first was
>"Elizabeth I was queen of England from 1558 to 1603"


Jesus christ just how old was this bitch?

[Anonymous No.51335534]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2c5QHtgFxY

Official thread theme.

[Anonymous No.51335551]

Prince Charles should dawn blackface and tell everyone to call him King Nigger.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51335559]

>>51335534
Actual thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_liZYfXpKUU

[Anonymous No.51335565]

>>51335534

[Anonymous No.51335574]

Fuck black employment

[Anonymous No.51335582]

>>51335476
Yeah that's what I'm worried about. Maybe I should just stay cash until the next meme play (not GSAT) comes around.

[Anonymous No.51335583]

Someone post bobo getting heem’d memes

[Anonymous No.51335589]

>>51335475
This, bring back the commonwealth, fuck Monarchy

[Anonymous No.51335590]

>>51335374
qrd?

[Anonymous No.51335592]

>>51335551
this, it would be a powerful statement.

[Anonymous No.51335609]

rip dirt baggler

[Anonymous No.51335610]

>>51335534
british grenadiers is better and also reminds me of christchurch
rule brittania is old and busted cringe

[Anonymous No.51335625]

>>51335583
here you go bro

[Anonymous No.51335634]

>>51335328
based baggie lets ride

[Anonymous No.51335638]

>>51335583

[Anonymous No.51335649]

Next week,mumu dies.

[Anonymous No.51335654]

>>51335582
I don’t even know what to tell you desu, We’ll see in the next couple days wether they get ready discard him or crown him savior.

[Anonymous No.51335656]

>>51335502
THANK YOU. I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[Anonymous No.51335666]

>>51335486
Kek Jesus, nothing adds up on that evaluation

[Anonymous No.51335673]

>>51335475
>I’d stomp your grandpa’s ass. That blind loyalty to the crown shit is what lost Britannia ruling the waves.
YWNBAM (you will never be a man)

[Anonymous No.51335675]

Don't care. Stannis is my true king.
He probably holds oil.

[Anonymous No.51335680]

>>51335239
>don't forget to pick up our latest edition in which Patton Oswald tells all about his Kazakhstani roots

[Anonymous No.51335687]

>>51335486
target estimates dont mean anything

[Anonymous No.51335694]

>>51335675
sorry sweety oilchuds need to find their home board (spoiler that's /lgbt/}

[Anonymous No.51335714]

DOMP YOU BLOODY BASTERD

[Anonymous No.51335716]

Remember when everyone talked about "pin risk" like it was something that really only applied back in the 80s? That's a good one too.

[Anonymous No.51335730]

>>51334132

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[Anonymous No.51335731]

>>51334153
>yuros

and nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.51335743]

>>51335730

[Anonymous No.51335745]

WHERE IS THE POWELL STREAM

[Anonymous No.51335754]

>>51335475
It was parliament that entered both world wars, not the monarchy.

[Anonymous No.51335755]

If it turns out she died of mpox i’m going to be rich bros

[Anonymous No.51335761]

>>51335730
n-neat

[Anonymous No.51335764]

>>51335745
oh shit forgot that was even happening
we can still domp god bless that man and his spiked tongue

[Anonymous No.51335781]

>>51335475
t. continental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCOT5LasKc

[Anonymous No.51335796]

>>51335743
j*nnies censored the 100% safe for work OP pic, yet left these: >>51334284 and this: >>51334228

[Anonymous No.51335809]

REED has been going up and down like crazy today, tempted to daytrade it but its not worth the taxes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51335816]

>>51335796
Well those were hot.

[Anonymous No.51335820]

>>51334180
The EU might collapse but the US still wants a unified Europe regardless, the Europeans have neither the will or competence to build any kind of independent political institutions.

[Anonymous No.51335823]

GOD DAMMIT
Now I'm back to absolute crabbing
I HATE crabbing

[Anonymous No.51335832]

>>51335796

[Anonymous No.51335834]

>>51335809
>not worth the taxes

[Anonymous No.51335839]

>he pays taxes to an illegitimate president

[Anonymous No.51335851]

>>51335823
>CRABS COULD BE HERE
>I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE, THERE COULD BE CRABS ANYWHERE
>I HATE CRABS

[Anonymous No.51335857]

>>51335791
>>51335791
>>51335791
>>51335791

[Anonymous No.51335863]

>>51335809

[Anonymous No.51335894]

>>51335039
Don't long options. You do not understand derivatives well enough yet to long. Study up hard, especially on strategies that premium sellers use, they are the people winning on your loss. Spend a lot of time in a simulator, Think or Swim On Demand has options in their simulator. Don't throw any more money into long options until you can be profitable over 90 trading days in a simulator.

I've watched two friends nuke their accounts longing options, I'm still going strong, much stronger than where I started because I took it slow, did most of my losing in a simulator, trained good habits in a simulator then took it live, small to start and worked up. I also stopped longing options except for certain setups that were much higher probability.

Options won't be fast money to start, and it won't be any money until you put in the work to be proficient, but once you put the time in, and do the hard work it will get to a point where it's fast money and in quantities you would currently consider large.

[Anonymous No.51335920]

>>51335649
Bubble already deflated. We had soft landing that Powell promised. economy might go to shitter right now as it's already priced in. We can go only up from here bobo.

[Anonymous No.51336014]

>>51335894
Longing options is only for desperate people that were going to kill themselves anyways if they didn't get a 10x in a month.

[Anonymous No.51336021]

Betting on america is always the right answer.

[Anonymous No.51336504]

>>51334817
Osaka should be violently throatfucked and fisted anally to the elbow.

[Anonymous No.51336592]

I don't normally trade options. I'm kind of new at this but I was going to get some DAX puts....
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51337592]

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[Anonymous No.51338518]

>>51334415
the only good girl in that picture is my wife gura