/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51219019]

Jen edition

>Risk management:
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https://etfdb.com/
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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51217651

[Anonymous No.51219049]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51219057]

So what caused this bump from the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51219060]

Watch the 10 year if it goes past 3.45% it's over

[Anonymous No.51219063]

>>51219019
Fuuuck imma bout to circle back on that ass

[Anonymous No.51219079]

>>51219019
Anyone got a similar shot with the new niggress?

[Anonymous No.51219081]

>>51219060
Bullshit.
Zoom out more.
Stop watching to le Cringearino.

[Anonymous No.51219109]

>>51219079
ick

[Anonymous No.51219113]

>>51219019
I miss her like you wouldnt believe bros

[Anonymous No.51219115]

>>51219057
>>51215199

[Anonymous No.51219118]

We've reached a point where I'm unironically thinking about going all in on ibonds if they increase the interest in November

[Anonymous No.51219119]

>>51219057
>>51219049

[Anonymous No.51219123]

Hello
Buy JEPI and profit from retards here buying options every day.
Thank you and goodbye.

[Anonymous No.51219131]

God I love chart glitches

[Anonymous No.51219136]

>>51219118
The next rate calc is October and CPI is 1% down from what the ibond rate currently is.

[Anonymous No.51219137]

>>51219123
Ive been intrigued by JPEI for a while. Would that yield drop over time? How are they able to consistently get that?

[Anonymous No.51219148]

>>51219118
>all in
You have less than $10k?

[Anonymous No.51219154]

Im scare

[Anonymous No.51219156]

>>51219123
>>51219047

[Anonymous No.51219160]

>one (1) little red candle
>faggots already calling for new lows
Bobos are so cringe.

[Anonymous No.51219165]

>>51219154

[Anonymous No.51219167]

>>51219019

[Anonymous No.51219168]

>>51219123
JEPI has been a wet noodle, fuck etf's.

[Anonymous No.51219169]

Can someone explain why stocks are allowed to be up, thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.51219171]

Where's that guy who was up like 12k earlier today and loaded up on more SPY puts? I need to know that he's not doing as well.

[Anonymous No.51219180]

>>51219137
Higher volatility = Higher yields.
We're at around 11% now, so if the volatility goes down, judging by past performance, the yield might drop to around 7-8% in a super flat crab market.
Either way its the best chance you have to make consistent money throughout the next 5 years of economic instability and global uncertainty.
Because the divvies are given each month you compound very quickly.

[Anonymous No.51219181]

>>51219148
Damn can you only put 10k in or something? I'm not gonna lie I don't know shit about bonds.

[Anonymous No.51219184]

Sheesh my spy jawns heating up rn fr fr

[Anonymous No.51219200]

>>51219181
Yea that’s the annual contribution limit. It’s a great place to park some cash if you don’t trust the markets

[Anonymous No.51219213]

>>51219123
Been buying it for a while, huge increase in AUM

[Anonymous No.51219219]

>>51219156
Anon.
I'm going to say one thing and I'm not gonna reply to you again.
You are a fucken retard. You are the dumbest motherfucker I have seen post in the past week. Even schizo anon has more sense than you.
JEPI has gone down less than SPY throughout this entire downturn. It is advertised as a fund for inherit downturn protection.
Don't you ever compare JEPI to QYLD again you son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.51219225]

>>51219057
390 was previous resistance in june then support for rally in july. Easy call that itd bounce here. Its gonna crash through next time

[Anonymous No.51219234]

>BBW (Build a Bear) down 21% pre-market
>opens +3%
How does this happen?

[Anonymous No.51219241]

I'm fucking bored. Anyone have any good plays? That one anon yesterday said to short CAT. Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.51219257]

>>51219180
>yield might drop to around 7-8% in a
Thats still good enough for me to be intrigued to try it. Im watching and waiting to see what happens with bonds. If treasuries go even higher I want to lock in some of that for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.51219281]

>>51219241
Buy BBW $17.50 calls expring 9/16. Easy money when it bounces.

[Anonymous No.51219282]

>>51219219

[Anonymous No.51219284]

>>51219241
Short LULU. I have no insider knowledge I just enjoy gambling.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51219288]

>>51219241
They leaked the jobs numbers, they're good. Like really fucking good.

[Anonymous No.51219298]

>>51219241
Explain CAT to me. Why would I buy an excavator from them instead of Komatsu or Volvo or Hitachi or Liebherr?

[Anonymous No.51219310]

>>51219219
your red p&l = not my problem

[Anonymous No.51219311]

>>51219284
You're nuts. LULU is poised for strong growth over the next year or so. If it does drop it will be very temporary.

[Anonymous No.51219333]

>>51219241
The time to short cat was last Friday. Short Uber. Nobody going out with summer over

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51219334]

my no condom 7 way strategy is getting me fucked harder than a i dunno

[Anonymous No.51219337]

>>51219288
do you regret not listening to the one anon telling you to take profit??

[Anonymous No.51219342]

>sqqq didnt hit 50

[Anonymous No.51219347]

>>51219334
This honestly might be the glowingest most shitcoin acting day I've seen on the nasdaq so far.

[Anonymous No.51219349]

>>51219298
Because fuck you cat is the best.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51219353]

>>51219334

[Anonymous No.51219357]

i dont like this fake and gay reverse

[Anonymous No.51219367]

I DON'T LIKE THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET, ECONOMY, GOVERNMENT, SOCIETY, OR PLANET

[Anonymous No.51219368]

>>51219019
Bros I want to fuck her and I politically align with her hnnngh

[Anonymous No.51219370]

I bought SQQQ so if we go down it's my fault sorry Bobo

[Anonymous No.51219378]

>OIL? OI-ACK!

[Anonymous No.51219388]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51219397]

>>51219357
It's obvious that tomorrow will be a green day with the long weekend coming up. And then we crash on Tuesday. You faggots really are clueless.

[Anonymous No.51219399]

is that a new low on oil just now?

[Anonymous No.51219408]

>>51219169
Who the fuck is up?

[Anonymous No.51219411]

>>51219019
>Jen will never circle back on you
why live

[Anonymous No.51219416]

>>51219019

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51219419]

>>51219337
nobody told me to take profit. and who gives a fuck, tomorrow's going to be even bloodier and basically i'm going to break 100k tomorrow so none of this fucking matters.

[Anonymous No.51219428]

>>51219397
God, I can't wait to watch you eat all that vomit during the last ten minutes today

[Anonymous No.51219434]

>>51219408
healthcare I guess?

[Anonymous No.51219435]

>>51219399
WE DID IT BROTHER
WE DEFEATED INFLATION, BROTHER
GET READY FOR A BUTTERY SMOOTH LANDING BROTHER AND A PIVOT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE BROTHER

[Anonymous No.51219439]

I think I just bought the top again.

[Anonymous No.51219443]

>>51219378
Still up more than pretty much anything else this year that doesn't involve shorting, and there is a fair argument for that trend to continue.

[Anonymous No.51219446]

>DUDE SMALL AND MID CAPS ARE WHERE THE REAL GAINS ARE TO BE HAD!!!
>ETFs of small and mid caps proceed to suck
Fuck whoever told me this, selling those shitters and buying more SPUU

[Anonymous No.51219448]

>>51219439
yikes

[Anonymous No.51219453]

GUESS WHO IS BLACK, BLACK AGAIN

SNIBS IS BLACK, TELL AN FREN

[Anonymous No.51219458]

The gap has been filled, stocks are now moving in a downward direction

[Anonymous No.51219474]

>>51219458
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

[Anonymous No.51219477]

HEY CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME
WHAT YEAR WAS THE FIRST TIME EVER
THAT THE FED BOUGHT CORPORATE BONDS??

[Anonymous No.51219486]

>>51219184
Based fellow bottom caller. I took a more conservative break even than you but with more leverage and came out ahead. I like my play better but still very based. I'm holding till tomorrow I think we test $400

[Anonymous No.51219490]

You anons realize how empty the NYSE is? 3/4 people aren’t even there, just look at the volume this week... This week is the appetizer, week dinner is served

[Anonymous No.51219492]

>>51219474
uh yeah bro. Are you what some people might call "retarded"?

[Anonymous No.51219498]

>>51219281
Why the hell would build a bear rebound?

[Anonymous No.51219504]

>>51219219
Why the FUCK are you being mean to qyld i have$5000 worth

[Anonymous No.51219505]

Ignore economic news that isn't the fed.
Literally anything can be interpreted either way.
The market is entirely technicals outside of Jermome's statements.
The job news tomorrow will be interpreted as bullish or bearish based purely on the need to fill out the technical pattern or reset the metrics.

[Anonymous No.51219509]

Where's that last half-hour gigapump baby
I neeeed it to place more puts

[Anonymous No.51219517]

>>51219298
Probably support and part maintenance network. One might be better than the other. Deere seems like a better stock imo.

[Anonymous No.51219521]

>>51219435
Meds now

[Anonymous No.51219524]

>>51219509
It will be like tomorrow and flash crash into close

[Anonymous No.51219528]

>>51219498
All illegals kids are being given $100 giftcards to build a bear as part of the inflation reduction act

[Anonymous No.51219547]

>>51219333
This is the current bear thesis for Uber. You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.51219548]

>>51219435
You’re delusional brother

[Anonymous No.51219549]

>>51219311
>You're nuts. LULU is poised for strong growth over the next year or so. If it does drop it will be very temporary.

>buying overpriced leggings in a recession
duno about that. nordstrom tanked like a week ago remember

[Anonymous No.51219566]

>>51219549
Don't short BECKY or you're gonna get decky'd

[Anonymous No.51219573]

>>51219477
OH NOW I REMEMBER
IT WAS 2020
2020, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE FED STARTED BUYING UP CORPORATE DEBT
I BELIEVE THAT'S AROUND THE SAME TIME THEY OPENED UP THEIR SECOND TRADING FLOOR

[Anonymous No.51219577]

>>51219549
(((they))) will not allow a recession while Democrats are in power. You have nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.51219582]

>>51219419
I told you 390-395 was the bottom two days ago and showed you my FNGU and told you to take profits. You even replied to me and said you hedged with calls.

>>51219333
I'm going to a fantasy football draft tomorrow with friends and then taking an Uber downtown to get fucked up and try to find puss. Touch grass

[Anonymous No.51219591]

my sharty pants are so smelly

[Anonymous No.51219597]

who the fuck is this guy? https://stocktwits.com/Growth_Stocks/posts
just a schizo or the real deal?

[Anonymous No.51219605]

>>51219486
Thanks brotha. Nice call. I just took the call when my system alerted me and it worked out nicely.

[Kolya No.51219619]

LOL. I can't believe the TOP system in this WORLD! So-called Yopi Network.

>Play AND Earn RPG Games
>High staking income, up to 66%
>Clear and transparent roadmap
>The takeover of yopi.network is eminent in the new age technology

[Anonymous No.51219634]

>>51219619
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.51219635]

>>51219547
Yeah nobody cares about that. The fact of the matter is that, after labor day, less people will be taking ubers and for that reason, price will drop.

[Anonymous No.51219639]

>>51219619

[Anonymous No.51219645]

>>51219634
Kek.

[Anonymous No.51219663]

>>51219619

[Anonymous No.51219666]

>he didn't buy SOXS's dip and will continue to sit by and watch as it hits 80

[Anonymous No.51219669]

>>51219434
Showing a + is not up.

[Anonymous No.51219672]

H-Hello?

[Anonymous No.51219673]

>>51219597
>stocktwits
a schizo baggie

[Anonymous No.51219680]

so uh, what was the OP picture? I missed it

[Anonymous No.51219683]

>>51219635
I bought a put for December anyway simply out of boredom. /smg/ really doesn't have any plays outside of party city right now. Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.51219686]

>>51219672
We're dead. We're all fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.51219691]

>>51219492
>2022
>not understanding irony

[Anonymous No.51219702]

>>51219666
it has already peaked. you are delusional if you think we are going lower. literally everything has been priced in by now. bears are going to sit there playing with their caged dicks and buttplugs while we pump.

[Anonymous No.51219712]

>>51219311
>poised for strong growth
Is exactly why you want to short it. If they disappoint and report slowing sales when it's expected for them to have large growth they will tank hard. There's so much competition in athletic wear, I can't see the brand carrying that much value to consumers who are worried about a recession.

[Anonymous No.51219717]

You guys want to make some money tomorrow? Buy NFLX 230 calls expiring tomorrow. Don't say you didn't get the memo

[Baggie ǃǃ2wgod7RQeJh No.51219720]

My puts are down and gookfu isn't coming back. Bros...

[Anonymous No.51219728]

>>51219712
Remember what happened to Under Armor?

[Anonymous No.51219732]

>>51219717
>Nflx

[Anonymous No.51219736]

>>51219702
Peak is October

[Anonymous No.51219737]

>>51219115
It's worth it if the wangs be good, though. I need to find a good local place. We have this one joint that has, like, over 9,000 different sauces and the sauces are good, but they be overcookin the wangs. They also scrawny. I need more meat and juices.

[Anonymous No.51219739]

do i sell sqqq?
>>51219680
nice view

[Anonymous No.51219741]

Wtf happened to SOXL? is this because of us gov blocking sales of Nvidia ai cards to China?

[Anonymous No.51219744]

Boeing anon tosses 36k at party city and we all laughed... fug

[Anonymous No.51219745]

>>51219524
pamp eet yes here it comes

[Anonymous No.51219762]

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
FAGGOT PRESIDENT
FAGGOT SHITCOIN ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.51219768]

>>51219741
semiconductor sector as a whole got bogged because of that and bad earnings.

[Anonymous No.51219799]

>China is selling russian oil to EU

[Anonymous No.51219809]

>>51219745
Too soon, give it 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.51219811]

JOE "HOWEVER MUCH VOLUME IT TAKES TO WIN MIDTERMS" BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51219813]

sold my sqqq spread for a cheeky 270 shekel profit

[Anonymous No.51219815]

>>51219799
That would explain a lot.

[Anonymous No.51219826]

>>51219019
>>51219063
>>51219113
>>51219368
>>51219411
>>51219416
That's not Jen are you guys stupid?

[Anonymous No.51219828]

JOE "NO SCAM IS TOO OBVIOUS FOR THIS ADMINISTRATION" BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51219832]

Septembear 1st

[Anonymous No.51219836]

>>51219813

good for you for taking your money and walking- well done.

[Anonymous No.51219841]

>>51219768
that and crypto collapsing, i imagine semi companies probably arent selling as many chips in that space as before

[Anonymous No.51219842]

>>51219826
t. Jen

[Anonymous No.51219847]

>he bought AMZN above 99$
cope

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51219853]

>>51219720
That's not what she told me, she said she's coming back in October..

[Anonymous No.51219862]

chicken tenders or leftover pork roast and mashed taters /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51219864]

SHITCOIN FAGGOT ECONOMY

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

THE UNITED STATES' CHINESE GOVERNMENT

[Anonymous No.51219872]

>>51219841
I can't believe that was a huge part of the market though. Industrial machines and cars still need tons of chips.

[Anonymous No.51219876]

>>51219720
Finally the real baggot shows up.

[Anonymous No.51219877]

>>51219836
i pushed the strike out to 48 and setup for oct i think people will sell tomorrow i wouldnt want to be holding over the weekend not after how this week has been

[Anonymous No.51219880]

>>51219862
Cant go wrong with tendies

[Anonymous No.51219886]

I fomoed into party city.

[Anonymous No.51219891]

ONLY WHALES AND SPOOKS ARE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PUBLIC STOCK EXCHANGES, SORRY!!!

[Anonymous No.51219896]

>>51219864
hard hitting reporting Anon

[Anonymous No.51219901]

>>51219886
that's a clear pump and dump. Just get out when you still can with profits.

[Anonymous No.51219905]

>>51219886
their expected profits are already factored into their price, there is no win

u gonna take a fat L

[Anonymous No.51219911]

>closing green

lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.51219913]

>>51219896
IT BEARS REPEATING UNTIL THESE FAGGOTS STOP DOING IT

[Anonymous No.51219914]

>>51219886
So did I. I'm only up $1.32

[Anonymous No.51219919]

>>51219886
Top is in!

[Anonymous No.51219920]

>>51219872
probably not is comparison to other areas but it all add up suppose, just more bad news

[Anonymous No.51219925]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

[Anonymous No.51219926]

I had sex with my professor and my stocks turned green. Explain this.

[Anonymous No.51219928]

>dollar index

[Anonymous No.51219932]

LOL I WAS RIGHT
MEME MARKET

[Anonymous No.51219935]

>>51219911
Short cover for tomorrow and to clear out retail weeklys

[Anonymous No.51219948]

>>51219926
will you be getting married?

[Anonymous No.51219949]

>>51219872
>I can't believe that was a huge part of the market though.

Well there was a massive shortage of consumer graphics cards as a result.

[Anonymous No.51219952]

ALL DAY
>NORMAL SHIT HIS HAPPENING
>THE MARKET IS CORRECTING
>THIS IS HEALTHY
>AN OCEAN OF PPT FAGGOT VOLUME COMES IN AND SAVES OUR COMMUNIST FAGGOT GOVERNMENT FROM EMBARRASSMENT!

AMERICA!

[Anonymous No.51219953]

yeah thats bait. people gonna get dumped on tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51219960]

And just like that, bobos will never make money ever again!

[Anonymous No.51219964]

>>51219925
Fomo retards going in,doesnt matter,red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51219971]

holy shit who turned the printer back on?

[Anonymous No.51219978]

>>51219964
H-hey that's my wife!!

[Anonymous No.51219979]

>>51219971
it's cap nigga, this shit is done

[Anonymous No.51219984]

OUR FINANCIAL INDUSTRY BELONGS IN FUCKING PRISON AND THE FED SHOULD BE DISSOLVED

[Anonymous No.51219987]

>>51219952
PPT has been disbanded. Please stop spreading baseless misinformation conspiracies. This is the new normal, chud.

[Anonymous No.51219989]

>>51219952
Wouldn’t be too suprised if the PPT was involved here, since to Jim Brandon is going to declare 50% of the country terrorists in a prime time speech tonight

[Anonymous No.51219993]

Um Bobo........... U okay????

[Anonymous No.51219996]

DING DING DING. How was it today, anon?
My past 2 weeks have been hell, bros.

[Anonymous No.51219997]

>>51219799
>>51219815
You guys didn't know? Same deal as Iranian and Venezuelan shit as well, gets relabeled all the time.

[Anonymous No.51220002]

>>51219989
>Jim Brandon is going to declare 50% of the country terrorists in a prime time speech tonight
it will happen when the weather cools

[Anonymous No.51220015]

Well I guess that pretty much confirms it
THAT was the bottom
It's all gravy from here

[Anonymous No.51220017]

>>51219984
never gonna happen, burgers are weak cuckolds that will meekly comply with zog so long as they get to drink themselves to death while worshipping niggerhoop athletes

[Anonymous No.51220020]

>>51219952
Not all us are paper handed doomers. Im always bullish and always buying.

[Anonymous No.51220022]

>>51219993
.47 .30 -.26% and mumu starts celebrating. Enjoy getting your shit pushed in over the next two trading days

[Anonymous No.51220023]

>>51219996
Well i bought SQQQ at the top (bottom) and now i’m down like 6 doubloons

[Anonymous No.51220032]

Pretty good day.
Switched from UVXY to SVXY near the bottom to take advantage of this relief rally.
I will likely switch to shorting the market again when SPY gets to 400.

[Anonymous No.51220042]

damn bros is this the bottom wtf

[Anonymous No.51220043]

>>51219996
Down 2%, mostly oil and gas stocks bleeding
Shit better pump bigly soon

[Anonymous No.51220045]

>lmao i hope that faggot who bought amazon for 10k loses his money

Sorry chud, just bought another 10k.

[Anonymous No.51220052]

>>51220017
lmao spot on

sports appeal to the lowest common denominator, same with alcohol

[Anonymous No.51220057]

okay THAT was the bottom

[Anonymous No.51220059]

And just like that bobo is defeated.

[Anonymous No.51220072]

>>51220022
U have to crash the market Bobo, where's da limit down circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.51220080]

OMG I'M POOMPING I'M GOING TO POOOOOOMP - JPOW

[Anonymous No.51220088]

>>51220042
>>51220057
Its a channel. Bounced back from 200 DMA and now we climb back up.

[Anonymous No.51220090]

>>51219549
you checkin that chart?

[Anonymous No.51220114]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOSE MONEY TO REALIZE THIS WAS A MASSIVE MANIPULATED SCAM

YOU JUST HAVE TO NOT BE A BRAINWASHED REDDITFAG TOURIST!

[Anonymous No.51220120]

Wait so hold on, these new ETFs like JEPI are essentially etf options?

[Anonymous No.51220126]

>>51220080

[Anonymous No.51220135]

>>51220072
Unless there is a black swan, we will only get that after we break new lows, below 360 spy.
That's where bulls will capitulate.

[Anonymous No.51220160]

kek ANOTHER jeet as CEO of a legendary American company, the absolute state of this country

[Anonymous No.51220169]

>>51220120
>on god I seen C-beams and shit, no cap

[Anonymous No.51220175]

>>51220160
Which company is now poo'd?

[Anonymous No.51220184]

>>51220057
chika shit

hayasaka is where it's at

[Anonymous No.51220189]

>>51220175
The pumpkin spice latte crew

[Anonymous No.51220216]

RIP the anon who shorted LULU for earnings
NEVER doubt stacy

[Anonymous No.51220219]

>>51219996
>-16.57% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.51220231]

>3 years of /smg/
>didn't learn a thing
>lost 10s of thousands of dollars
so this is what it feels like to go to college

[Anonymous No.51220234]

>>51219864
Hey jack you can't armwrestle an F-15.

[Anonymous No.51220247]

>>51220231
Fuck you buying retard? Mutant fish?

[Anonymous No.51220251]

>>51220216
I think I'm 0 for 20 on earnings this season. For some reason I keep on gambling. I'll make a spreadsheet of my trades and post it here so the general can have some luls.

[Anonymous No.51220252]

>>51220234
why the fuck is your image some sound annotation thing are you trying to hack someone?

[Anonymous No.51220264]

>>51219913
>stop
We're just getting warmed up. 15,000 is the bottom and 20 years of depression.

>>51219872
Very soon Texas and Ohio will begin building their own cars which don't have onboard computers, call them Starter Cars which cost what would be normal prices 15 years ago. Californian cars will be pushed off the market.

[Anonymous No.51220267]

>OP pic removed
Jannies are literally homosexuals, wtf.

[Anonymous No.51220271]

Will Biden calling half the nation terrorists tonight affect my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.51220301]

Any other PRTY boys here?

[Anonymous No.51220306]

>>51219886
i seriously don't get how people buy rips and not dips

shit has been consolidating at $2 all week like a spring waiting to break out, you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.51220314]

ok but why did we retard pump into the close?

[Anonymous No.51220329]

>>51220314
Because people thought it was the bottom

[Anonymous No.51220336]

>>51220271
civil war ii: electric boogaloo?

[Anonymous No.51220339]

>>51220314
BECAUSE THE ENTIRE MARKET MOVES LIKE A SHITCOIN NOW

I.E. IT MOVES WHEN WHALES WANT TO BID THE PRICE UP FOR REASONS OTHER THAN PROFIT

I.E. PPT
PPT IS WHY

[Anonymous No.51220342]

>>51220267
Just noticed,damn
it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.51220354]

>>51220126
kek

[Anonymous No.51220356]

>>51220271
This is the worst time for this kind of talk in the past 50 years of American history
Pure insanity

[Anonymous No.51220366]

>>51220342
I'm pretty sure that mod who follows me around harassing me gets genuinely butthurt when you insult the fascist spook faggots wrecking our country.

[Anonymous No.51220368]

>>51220301
OG PRTY anon here, haven't sold shit.

i've just found out that CAS Investment Partners which owns 17% of PRTY has a 5 year price target of $30

[Anonymous No.51220370]

>>51220314
bull trap, because why not?

[Anonymous No.51220381]

>>51220271
Nobody watches that shit. Not only is he the most unpopular President in history, more and more people are just checking out of politics as they realize there's nothing transactional to either choice the system gives them.

[Anonymous No.51220384]

fuck this clown world. SQQQ UVXY DIV YANG are all down in a RED MARKET> FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51220393]

It's me fathands. This is my latest move. Do what you will with it. I believe the bottom is in ob SOXL.

[Anonymous No.51220400]

idiots. today was only about the g a p... black friday tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51220402]

>>51220384
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN MIDTERMS
>NO SCAM IS TOO OBVIOUS FOR THIS ADMIN

IRISH TRAVELER FAGGOT PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.51220416]

>>51220393
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.51220418]

>>51220271
Did mandating vax affect your portfolio? Nope, killing/crippling a third the population doesn’t mean anything, which is how it should be. Most people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.51220419]

>>51220400
Lizards are just going to pitch us another gap and then rape us all with chop. Again.

[Anonymous No.51220427]

>>51220393
you're buying soxl at the beginning of shemitah month and the worst month historically

[Anonymous No.51220429]

If green tomorrow I load up on puts, simple as

[Anonymous No.51220440]

why do you guy shill the worst shit available?
>mutant fish
>garbage
>tankers
>party shit
>gay pharma

i think i will make it if i start inversing all this trash

[Anonymous No.51220445]

>>51220393
See you at 5$

[Anonymous No.51220446]

>>51220416
>>51220427
This time it's different

[Anonymous No.51220459]

>>51220393
let me know when you sell at a loss so I can buy

[Anonymous No.51220460]

>>51220393
I KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT
DO YOU?

[Anonymous No.51220466]

You idiots really think its gonna be green tomorrow when the markets arent gonna open on monday?

[Anonymous No.51220477]

what happened to that anon who made the videos while rocker was being gay?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220484]

I BLAME THE NIGGERS!!!! G_DDAMN FUCKING NIGGERSS!!!!

[Anonymous No.51220485]

>>51220440
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/contrarian.asp

[Anonymous No.51220498]

>>51220484

[Anonymous No.51220499]

>>51220477
there was a time when rocker wasn't being gay?

[Anonymous No.51220505]

>>51220440
>gay pharma
Pretty much everyone who invested in it when smg started shilling doubled their money...

>party shit
up 7.3% in one day

[Anonymous No.51220511]

>>51220484
Lol greedy retard

[Anonymous No.51220516]

>>51220072
>>51220135
Black swan coming, ontop of that this winter and Q1 2023 is going to be brutal. Anyone holding is going to be holding more than long enough to only pay cap gains by the time we rebound
>>51220427
This guy gets it, there will be a midterm rally for these people to buy Christmas and Hanukkah presents before the crash coming EOY. No Santa rally, it will be more like a thanksgiving rally before crashing this bitch

[Anonymous No.51220520]

>>51220485
i think its just curries dumping bags on goyim

[Anonymous No.51220523]

>Funds the show.
>"Yeah, but it's not my fault it might suck."
God, I wish I was a rich fuck. You're basically inculpable from blame.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220544]

>>51220511
I'll still have 80 puts even when those 50 blow up tomorrow. SPY will be trading below $350 before October 1st. September is when we hunt for the red October.

[Anonymous No.51220547]

>>51220484
I've been watching you get rich these past couple days and despite the fact that you're still up bigly, this makes me happy to see. Thanks for posting.
And yes, fuck niggers.

[Anonymous No.51220558]

>>51220523
I find it hard to believe he didn't have some sort of veto power

[Anonymous No.51220559]

>>51220520
yes, learn to sift through the garbage and shit

[Baggie !!/czgLyomKnx No.51220568]

I lost $3,000 on Intel. Fuck this gay economy.

[Anonymous No.51220572]

>>51220505
Party city was +9.14% today sweaty

[Anonymous No.51220573]

>>51220523
>The Lord the rings
Do the zoomer trannies of the new york post not even know the original work?

[Anonymous No.51220576]

>>51220484
holy fucking heemed

[Anonymous No.51220577]

Okay, when do we remember that monkeypozz hasn't actually been cured nor gone away, and the price of SIGA reverses course?

[Anonymous No.51220582]

>>51219914
Buy at 1.90-2.00, Sell anything over 2.05. It will work until it doesn't.
t. Party City Man

[Anonymous No.51220608]

>>51220484
baggie can you show your all time chart please?

[Anonymous No.51220610]

>>51220573
journalism doesn't make money anymore in the traditional sense

[Anonymous No.51220614]

>markets are fake and gay

[Anonymous No.51220619]

>>51220577
Not nearly enough cope in the stocktwits yet for the final retail capitulation.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220621]

>>51220547
I'll be up over 300k before Yom Kippur. Then I'll atone for watching you all get fucked while I sat back and bought one of them new Jeep Wagoneers.

[Baggie !!/czgLyomKnx No.51220625]

Is the RECESSION finally happening?

[Anonymous No.51220638]

On another note wtf happened to the najarian brothers? They haven’t been on CNBC in like 2 months, did they fuck up and get canned?

[Anonymous No.51220639]

>>51220573
The new Lord of the Rings series is just another (((humiliation))) ritual

[Anonymous No.51220642]

>>51220621
Well good luck, anon. I don't think they'll let a recession happen while the Dems are in power, and certainly not BEFORE the election. But good luck.

[Anonymous No.51220643]

>>51220625
it started in january, have you been asleep?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220644]

>>51220608
well since you asked nicely

[Anonymous No.51220657]

>>51220638
>follow the smart money
Yeah I can see why they'd kick them off

[Anonymous No.51220659]

lord dem rangz
>aye yo frodo hit dis pipe nikuh

[Anonymous No.51220663]

>>51220625
For you, a sex recession. I bought the gookfu some pasties and spooky whip cream at party city. I will be eating her snapper later tonight

[Anonymous No.51220667]

>>51220644
Oh fuck now THIS makes me feel better about my own trades. Thank you a second time!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220668]

>>51220642
>I don't think they'll let a recession happen while the Dems are in power
Bro we already had 2 quarters of negative GDP, You didn't drink the Kool-Aid did you?

[Anonymous No.51220669]

>>51220644
finally

[Anonymous No.51220682]

>>51220644
damn imagine if you had done the exact opposite of everything you did

[Anonymous No.51220683]

>>51220484

[Anonymous No.51220694]

>>51220663
>Eating baggies former cum sock
>you played yourself.gif
NGMI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220695]

>>51220663
That's not even the real me! That's some fucking asshole, and you're an asshole too. This whole thread is full of assholes. I should know, I'm a giant asshole.

[Baggie !!/czgLyomKnx No.51220706]

The Democrats are desperately trying to postpone the Recession until the midterm elections are over.

After that, don't be surprised when the economy suddenly crashes.

It will be hell on Earth. There will be no survivors. All stocks will be worthless.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220707]

>>51220682
It was a great strategy for years.

[Anonymous No.51220714]

>>51220090
yep, btfo. i suspect it still might dump tomorrow though. very suspicious volume into the close and very suspicious rally in the Nasdaq after being -2% at one point. and we have payroll reports tomorrow - might move the markets

i'll be re-loading shorts probably next week and i might just short LULU. an expensive stock just got even more expensive and hasnt broken the downtrend just yet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220716]

>>51220706
go back to the reddit fake me!

[Anonymous No.51220717]

gee /smg/, your mom lets you have TWO Baggies? Lucky!

[Anonymous No.51220731]

>>51220707
but its constantly going down?

[Anonymous No.51220743]

>>51220573
i read a review of 3,000 Years of Longing and the zoomie 'journalist' seemed to be implying that Fury Road was George Miller's first hit movie

[Anonymous No.51220746]

>>51220644
How did you have so much money in the first place?

[Anonymous No.51220750]

>>51220573
>Do the zoomer trannies of the new york post not even know the original work?
What are you even asking? New York post is hated by trannies because of hunter biden story. And the amazon show isnt about the lord of the rings, its about the original similarion kind of setting.

[Baggie !!/czgLyomKnx No.51220751]

Seriously, the midterm elections will have a major impact on the stock market.

There will by some major fuckery going on.

[Baggie No.51220765]

>>51220716
Fag

[Anonymous No.51220772]

>>51220484
Baggie why not just hold SQQQ and relax? This shit is wild.

[Anonymous No.51220773]

Thank fucking Christ the Pelosis didn't touch AMD.

[Anonymous No.51220781]

>>51220706
We are already in a recession. 3 quarters of loss

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220789]

>>51220746
i took a ppp loan

[Anonymous No.51220792]

>>51220746
goyim tax money, hes jewish. they all get a year stipend from israel

[Anonymous No.51220797]

Push notification from market alert app recommended selling then 30 minutes later the market was all green

[Anonymous No.51220799]

>>51219993
Yeah I took half profit when those green candles started coming in on decent volume. Almost enough to replace my 19 year old car without putting an unacceptable dent on my buying power now. Soon.

[Anonymous No.51220819]

New

>>51220817
>>51220817

[Baggie !!/czgLyomKnx No.51220821]

>>51220781
You don't understand... This recession will be massive. The manipulative bastards on CNN and Twitter will never allow anyone to call it the great depression, so it will be labeled some sort of recession instead.

[Anonymous No.51220849]

>>51220163

>>51220163

>>51220163

>>51220163

THE BAKER BAKED A NEW /smg/ BREAD

[Anonymous No.51220865]

The early baking is getting out of fucking control

[Anonymous No.51220867]

>>51220849
threadsplitting faggot, stop making threads early

[Anonymous No.51220897]

>>51220819
>>51220849
dumb faggots

[Baggie /ongodfrfrmfbixnood No.51220946]

>>51220821
Sorry sweaty, that's been prebunked

[Anonymous No.51220988]

>>51220750
I dont care if its an original work, they clearly meant Lord of the rings in the tweet but didnt bother to type it right, its literally the actual title and they didnt get it right

[Anonymous No.51221088]

>>51219996
up 67% yoy

[Anonymous No.51221226]

>>51220032
Hold SPY overnight till it hits that mark tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51221271]

>>51219169
Dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.51221548]

>>51219219
>It is advertised as a fund for inherit downturn protection.

[Anonymous No.51222228]

>>51219219
How about you stop being a bitch and learn to love gambling.