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[Anonymous No.51203335]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

How do I profit from being John?

[Anonymous No.51203355]

>>51203335
John holds LUNC, digits confirm

[Anonymous No.51203594]

>>51203335
tanning bed
hair products
tight clothes
liquor maybe vodka

[Anonymous No.51203707]

>>51203355

[Anonymous No.51203808]

>>51203355
Based

[Anonymous No.51203885]

>>51203335
You've been coming here for years now, John. Starting the same thread to poke fun at us, belittle our self worth, and all because we get a good laugh out of some frog posters. Yeah, go ahead, make fun of us for being kissless virgins some more, maybe you're what's wrong with the world?

[Anonymous No.51204161]

asks for advice after. Faggot

[Anonymous No.51204726]

>>51203335
Sorry you got rugpulled dude.

[Anonymous No.51205382]

>>51203335
Get the fuck out faggot >>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.51206715]

>>51203335
Was this originally a real post before it became pasta?

[Anonymous No.51206730]

>>51203335
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