/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51195810]

Worth edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>51194135

[Anonymous No.51195826]

>>51195810
>tfw middle class

[Anonymous No.51195833]

>It's still on Reg SHO. Shorts never closed. The SQUEEZE is still the play.

[Anonymous No.51195840]

Reminder Ampere Computing is rumored to have an IPO this year

[Anonymous No.51195842]

Investopedia's got an article for all of /smg/. Add it to the links.

[Anonymous No.51195856]

>>51195826
iktf
it's like purgatory where you can have nice things if you want them but if you do you'll never ever make it

[Anonymous No.51195857]

>>51195810
i wanna stay poor

[Anonymous No.51195860]

Who all in on Natural gas?

[Anonymous No.51195863]

Oil.

[Anonymous No.51195871]

>>51195826
Could be worse. You could be in one of the ugly wife tiers.

[Anonymous No.51195875]

>>51195840
I know! im looking forward to it. Not sure how good they are yet but a new fabless on the block might be tempting. Got $3k waiting for it. Will see how it looks when they release info.

[Anonymous No.51195877]

Is this bull/bear market in the room with us right now anon?

[Anonymous No.51195878]

I was retarded and bought a company because of the ticker yesterday
sold it today for 6% gain

[Anonymous No.51195893]

>>51195871
>tfw no wife

[Anonymous No.51195894]

>OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.51195895]

>>51195842
kek

[Anonymous No.51195896]

>>51195860
>>51195863
Nooo, you're supposed to short that! Even though OPEC explicitly called out a surplus in those markets less than a week before their meeting.

[Anonymous No.51195897]

>>51195878
Was it FAG?

[Anonymous No.51195911]

>>51195857
How do I get two girlfriends like this, /smg/?
Is it even possible?

[Anonymous No.51195913]

>>51195871
I actually almost married an ugly girl...
Luckily, she broke up with me because I became too depressing to be around
She was nice though

[Anonymous No.51195921]

>>51195860
>>51195863
I already bought my positions on oil last year and am enjoying them dearly. Well, it. Its only XOM.
Right now I'm only buying bonds and considering CDs, this market sucks yo.

[Anonymous No.51195922]

explain why i shouldn't short CPB before earnings tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51195924]

>>51195894
I still can't believe that everyone here jumped into oil as it was hitting decade highs instead of buying it when it was at decade lows like two years ago

[Anonymous No.51195933]

>>51195871
>wife
Pass. I'll fuck girls ~10 years younger than me until I am older and then I'll pay girls ~20 years younger than me for sex

[Anonymous No.51195937]

>>51195897
You mean the Fidelity Capital & Income Fund?

Personally it seems like >>51195878
might've been referring to a specific company. Say, Galway Metals.

[Anonymous No.51195950]

>>51195924
>buy high sell low
classic /smg/
But to be honest, we told the fags that it was too late to get into oil

[Anonymous No.51195951]

>>51195894
>CHWY tranny talking about oil
Oil princesses about to get heemed

[Anonymous No.51195952]

Will I make any money if I buy Northrop and/or Boeing right now and Nasa launches a rocket Friday that doesn’t explode?

[Anonymous No.51195957]

>>51195860
me. Well it’s not really gas so much as it is just regular air. I started fucking around with inflation. I’ve been pumping air into my girlfriends ass with one of those Ryobi power inflaters. I swear to god when we’re done she can steadily release the air in a 30-40 second fart. She can blast it out really loud and it lasts like 5 seconds but when she does a controlled release it can be really long. Her natural gas isn’t anything special

[Anonymous No.51195971]

>>51195810
I may have fallen back into the middle class. I don't even want to look.

[Anonymous No.51195972]

Anyone else going in on SNAP puts?

[Anonymous No.51195973]

>>51195952
why would them launching a rocket have any bearing on the stock price?

[Anonymous No.51196001]

mfw "meme stock" is a standard term in investing now and used multiple times in daily bloomberg broadcasts and wall street

[Anonymous No.51196012]

>>51195952
If the rocket doesnt blow, things will continue as usual. If it does blow, the stock will crash. Maybe buy it then?

[Anonymous No.51196014]

Day 142 of 98%+ Utilization
of stocks on loan
GME finna squeeze soon

[Anonymous No.51196017]

>>51195810
*CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP*

[Anonymous No.51196022]

at least my small dumb portfolio is entertaining today

[Anonymous No.51196028]

>>51195842

[Anonymous No.51196039]

>>51195952
Note the launch is actually 2pm on Saturday: https://blogs.nasa.gov/artemis/2022/08/30/nasa-targets-sept-3-for-next-artemis-i-moon-mission-launch-attempt/

Assuming they don't scrub on account of NASA/Boeing fuckups/Florida weather.

[Anonymous No.51196054]

>>51195897
>>51195937
It was WTI, because i wanted to own oil

[Anonymous No.51196058]

>>51196001
just another sign that the bottom isn't in yet

[Anonymous No.51196063]

that's it, im heemed

[Anonymous No.51196069]

>>51196001
The SEC literally makes commercials mocking retail investor's favored stocks

[Anonymous No.51196073]

>>51196001
>new investing terms literally come from retards just like us
lmao, haha even

[Anonymous No.51196075]

ATTACK OF THE CRABS: THE CRABBENING

[Anonymous No.51196092]

>>51196075
They fly now?!

[Anonymous No.51196096]

>>51195911
she's bogged now. Hit the wall at like 26 unironically lol

[Anonymous No.51196102]

>>51196075

[Anonymous No.51196122]

>S&P down 0.1%
>UVXY down 3.4%

[Anonymous No.51196128]

>>51196092
Fluid dynamics I guess.

[Anonymous No.51196138]

post lunch

[Anonymous No.51196146]

>>51196138
Is that Dijon?

[Anonymous No.51196148]

>>51196039
>If it's Boeing, it ain't going!

[Anonymous No.51196149]

>>51196138
im on a hard cut bro, so salad and water

[Anonymous No.51196151]

>>51196122
VIX has trouble keeping it up

[Anonymous No.51196157]

>>51196148
>MFW I have a flight on a 777 next week
Pray for me, my dudes.

[Anonymous No.51196158]

>>51196102
For some reason the gentlemen crab meme gets me every fucking time. Fucking love this little dude

[Anonymous No.51196160]

Did you eat your eggs today, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51196167]

>>51196160
no, I forgot, thanks for reminding me!

[Anonymous No.51196169]

>>51196122
>Spy down 3.3% in the last month
>UVXY down 2% in the last month

Honk honk

[Anonymous No.51196174]

>>51196160
Yes, hard boiled.

[Anonymous No.51196179]

>>51196039
>>51195952
Was Boeing even a big part of it? I thought boeing had their own starliner thingy going on and ULA. This is SLS which is Nasas own rocket system for Orion. Is the capsule boeing?
>>51196148
>>51196157
>Mfw i just flew an airbus and it was loud and jerky on take off.
Id rather fly a huebraer or CRJ then that thing again.

[Anonymous No.51196180]

>>51196158

[Anonymous No.51196181]

>>51196169
>Milanaposting

[Anonymous No.51196182]

>>51196151
It was nowhere near this bad this morning when SP was up, anything in specific in the weighting causing this?

[Anonymous No.51196186]

FIGHT 15 SIGA FIGHT IT!

[Anonymous No.51196187]

>>51196138

[Anonymous No.51196192]

>>51196180
lulz

[Anonymous No.51196194]

>>51196169
this is literally the soft landing jerome keeps talking about. the fed literally tells you exactly what's happening

[Anonymous No.51196197]

if we fall below 300 it's unironically over in the immediate short term

[Anonymous No.51196198]

>>51195833
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.51196202]

I sold puts incoming black swan

[Anonymous No.51196205]

>>51196181
>Don't objectify me, scum!

[Anonymous No.51196206]

>>51195924
What's a trade right now that's akin to buying oil stocks late 2020?

[Anonymous No.51196216]

>>51196205
>My eyes are up here!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51196218]

>>51196096
this is what happens to Jewish women, many such cases. SAD

[Anonymous No.51196219]

>>51196202
and that's a good thing, here's why!

[Anonymous No.51196229]

>>51196206
Nothing we're headed to a crash

[Anonymous No.51196233]

Jobbed hard on my LSAT laddies...

[Anonymous No.51196242]

>>51196233
>Jobbed
so you will always be a public defendant.

[Anonymous No.51196243]

>>51196233
what did you get?

[Anonymous No.51196245]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51196246]

>>51196181
mommy

Any good dairy stocks or ETFs?

[Anonymous No.51196247]

>>51196206
There was never a more transparent trade in the history of mankind than oil and oil adjacent stocks in 2020

[Anonymous No.51196248]

SLURP BROS WHERE ARE WE CURRENTLY LOCATED?

[Anonymous No.51196252]

>>51196194
>SPY down 17% ytd and still trending down
>inflation still over (((8.5%))), probably closer to 20% in reality

Yeah man. Trust the science

[Anonymous No.51196255]

gotta say this stock thing aint that shabby, made a 5k profit on UUUU as a eastern yuropoor, guess its time to get too cocky and yolo it all in something because I'm so fucking smart

[Anonymous No.51196260]

Anyone else having issues logging into merrill lynch?

[Anonymous No.51196262]

>>51196181
I can't tell for sure, but I'm getting some strong man vibes from this pic..................

[Anonymous No.51196263]

>>51196246
$JEWB

[Anonymous No.51196267]

>>51196179
Boeing makes the core stage

[Anonymous No.51196275]

>>51196206
shorting or placing puts on CAT

[Anonymous No.51196284]

What a drop on soxl it was $20 last week. Thinking about entering later today

[Anonymous No.51196287]

>>51196181
AI will generate 3d meshes soon then use another layer to make the 2d image look real and have temporal stability for video

VR glasses will be HD, small, and high hertz. Then a simple suit and robotic arm can stimulate all touch sensors

The fake vagina will have better and AI optimized vibrations and muscles with texture that reacts to the user with incredible genius

Your AI VR sex will become the newest easy access distraction

Just like before we honored the best hunters and now we have to resist eating too much. Soon better than real sex will cost 1 dollar an hour and sexual currency will devalue to 0

The entire sexual market will be destroyed soon.

[Anonymous No.51196291]

>>51196255
kek the chinese really are bugmen

[Anonymous No.51196296]

>>51196179
>Was Boeing even a big part of it? I thought boeing had their own starliner thingy going on and ULA. This is SLS which is Nasas own rocket system for Orion. Is the capsule boeing?
Boeing's handling the core stage (big orange thing) and the EUS (little orange thing below the Orion capsule for later versions of SLS). Other than that...

[Anonymous No.51196298]

>>51196255

First one's free

[Anonymous No.51196302]

>>51196255

[Anonymous No.51196312]

>>51196291
Cultural revolution
16 year old son reported his mom for saying anti mao things who was bagged beaten and murdered

[Anonymous No.51196313]

>>51196287
idgaf about coomer shit I just want better MSFS VR

[Anonymous No.51196321]

>>51196267
Oh they do? Didnt know. Im not really convinced boeing is bad. They out soured to pajeets but at the same time the only time the 777 max had an issue was with non American nations. Id say western airline training is good enough that any manufacturer is safe. They did cut standards by not retraining people on it.
>>51196296
Sheesh thats a lot of contractors. Are they all like 1 or 2 unique niche parts that no one else can make to space standards?

[Anonymous No.51196330]

>>51196313
do they make a msfs plane simulator but for boats?

[Anonymous No.51196332]

>>51196312
Good.

[Anonymous No.51196335]

>>51196255
First you make your 20% gain in order to tank your 60% loss

[Anonymous No.51196345]

>>51196313
No it's not coomer shit. It's the devaluation of coomer shit. Free endless better than real sex will destroy all coomer shit. We will be freed of the sexual economics system

[Anonymous No.51196348]

>>51196248
I'm cashgang till the bottom's in
not holding my breath

[Anonymous No.51196350]

>>51196312

[Anonymous No.51196349]

>>51196275
What's the thesis?

[Anonymous No.51196351]

The past 4 quarters PSTG has jumped +10% after their earnings call. Down today, earnings after close. Worth it?

[Anonymous No.51196352]

>>51195871
>richfags go for looks
>super richfags go for connections

[Anonymous No.51196356]

>>51196321
>Are they all like 1 or 2 unique niche parts that no one else can make to space standards?
That would make sense. However the reality is that a Congressman or Senator will vote to cut such a program if it doesn't supply jobs (pork) to their district.

SLS has a very shitty design because NASA was required *by law* to reuse as many parts (and therefore contractors) from the Space Shuttle as possible.

[Anonymous No.51196359]

>>51196330
There's probably shipping simulator autism, but there's planeboats if that counts.

>>51196345
VR won't replace the stank anon.

[Anonymous No.51196366]

>>51196287
Is this.... is this the true power of r9k cope???

[Anonymous No.51196372]

>>51196359
Not VR goggles alone, but the proper system will. Hard to see now but it's happening

[Anonymous No.51196388]

>>51196352
Except most of the billionaires are divorced. And got divorced recently for most of them. Brin, Bezos, Musk, Gates. All within past few years. Plus none of them had wives of any significance. If anything the man made up little foundations and garbage for her to pretend to be important.
>>51196356
>NASA was required *by law* to reuse as many parts (
Ahhh yes, that makes sense. Air and Space contract pork. As long as it works I guess I dont mind. I have some aviation training so anything that brings fancy gizmos to air and space industry will eventually make its way to general aviation toys.

[Anonymous No.51196397]

>>51196287
>you can cum on a single mom from the bar for $15 worth of drinks or pay $5000 for a bunch of tech shit that is gonna get moldy after you cum inside it a few times

Doesn't seem like a good investment and after the debt market collapses you will be able to get prime puss for a can of beans

[Anonymous No.51196406]

>>51196284

I wanna get in too but I'm not sure you can trust that this will improve anytime soon...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51196409]

>>51196356
the SLS is a fucking meme because of niggers and women. that being said it'll be great to see what kind of damage these cosmic rays do to the dummies on board, and the whole thing gets scrapped because we can't let our finest niggers and women be exposed to the radiation.

[Anonymous No.51196414]

>>51196349
What do you think the thesis is? You asked for a self evident trade.

[Anonymous No.51196415]

>>51196330
There's Fishing: North Atlantic if you want to try commercial fishing boats. Not sure about cargo, sail, or speedboat games.

[Anonymous No.51196423]

>>51195810
Do you guys respect women with onlyfans? I know I do.

[Anonymous No.51196429]

So nobody knows why russia is up more than 6%?
i'd google it but i dont wanna get on the list

[Anonymous No.51196433]

>>51196296
>the amount of contractors
There's no fucking way that something will not fail. Did the Saturn have this many? Did even the fucking shuttle?

[Anonymous No.51196441]

>>51196275
What dates are you looking at options wise?

[Anonymous No.51196455]

>>51196409
>the SLS is a fucking meme because of niggers and women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHw5ivCs1A#t=34s

[Anonymous No.51196456]

>>51196406
Any input on why it's crashing like it has been?

[Anonymous No.51196459]

>>51196429
they're extorting europe?

[Anonymous No.51196460]

>>51196423
I respect women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.51196462]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51196481]

>>51196423
yes but not as much as i respect my tenga egg

[Anonymous No.51196483]

>>51196423
Only if I get a cut of their revenue.

t. /p/

[Anonymous No.51196482]

Hello Friends! Here is your late morning/Midday Market news for today, August 31:
>Starbucks designing new stores and procedures “from scratch”
>Bed Bath & Beyond to close 150 stores, sell shares to raise cash, and layoff workers
>JP Morgan raided by German prosecutors in tax fraud probe
>Covid-19 Booster shots targeting Omicron authorized
>DOJ adds obstruction charges to Trump
>Coal Power is here to stay for the foreseeable future as Solar Project delays, high gas prices, and hot weather take their toll
>Inflation tops 9% in EuroZone; European Bond market had worst month ever
>Russia halts Nord Stream Gas Pipeline for 3 days
>EU to restrict Visas for Russian Citizens
>German Manufacturers halt production to cope with rising energy prices
>Alibaba and Yum China are the first in line for audit checks by US regulators
>Japan to boost defense spending
>Italy in talks to sell ITA Airways to Delta, Air France, and a US Fund
Lots of stuff happening today! I had to leave some other things out. Have a good day, everyone

[Anonymous No.51196499]

Crabchads, WW@?
>OJ
The HOGS kneel before the sun juice.

[Anonymous No.51196500]

>>51196433
Oh multiple things have. Valves, ground service equipment, there are cracked flanges on the interstage... They scrubbed Monday morning mainly because of a problem that should've been caught during a wet dress rehearsal (where they fuel but don't launch the rocket).

It wasn't caught during WDR because they ran into so many other problems they got 90% through and called it good enough.

[Anonymous No.51196504]

Oil prices fall more than 2% on recession fears

[Anonymous No.51196519]

>>51196441
october and decemberish. thats not as self evident timing wise, but im going for gigga gains with spare change. you may have missed the boat tho since put holdrs racked up the price big time and no one is willing to pay it. like for 130 strike bid is .13 ask is like .7. if it can drop even like 10 bucks though you can easily double up.

[Anonymous No.51196523]

>>51195840
only IPO i'm looking forward to is Steinway & Sons (STWY)

their pianos are heavenly

[Anonymous No.51196534]

>>51196482
>Starbucks designing new stores and procedures “from scratch”
First SBUX goes cashless and now this? Part of the wagie revolt or are they traumatized by the fuckup where they let hobos shoot up in their bathrooms?

[Anonymous No.51196535]

>>51196499
When is CME buying ICE so that the people can cheaply trade scurvy juice

[Anonymous No.51196541]

WTF IS THIS MARKET DOING

[Anonymous No.51196544]

>>51196321
Youre a fool then, Boeing has been gutted by its executive team for their own profit and has very serious management problems. They won't be producing any innovation for a long time to come.

[Anonymous No.51196548]

>>51196482
>Chinks getting audited
Feeling better about my YANG calls that got heemed today

[Anonymous No.51196571]

>>51196483
based Uncle Terry

[Anonymous No.51196573]

>>51196541
IT IS ROOING

[Anonymous No.51196584]

>>51196500
If that thing blows up progressives will have a field day and cancel the whole thing. Already seen a bunch of articles bitchin about the price when theres babys starvin and brendas throwin babys in the garbage.

[Anonymous No.51196585]

>>51196541
Getting ready for sour hour

[Anonymous No.51196589]

>>51196180
Kek based

[Anonymous No.51196597]

>>51196548
Will be good for China long term

[Anonymous No.51196600]

>>51196500
I hope the explosions will be at least as big as the early test rockets of the space race.

[Anonymous No.51196605]

>>51196585
>pic
Kek. saved

[Anonymous No.51196606]

>>51196571
>Loham
Is there anyone this man didn't fuck?

[Anonymous No.51196610]

FLWS for earnings y/n? Seems to go hand in hand with the death play.

[Anonymous No.51196617]

Achtung! In einer Reihe aufstellen. Jetzt geht's los.

[Anonymous No.51196628]

>>51196429
>drops 60%, eventually it bounces
It's not rocket science

[Anonymous No.51196629]

>>51196014
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.51196635]

this shit should be illegal

[Anonymous No.51196639]

>>51196242
I didn't put all my eggs into law school so I'll make it.
>>51196243
161

[Anonymous No.51196641]

>>51196414
>What do you think the thesis is
Cyclical downturn

[Anonymous No.51196646]

Is anyone else in PRTY or did I get tricked by pajeet bots?

[Anonymous No.51196655]

>>51196628
Well i didnt expect it to bounce for no reason,besides the sanctions dont seem to be doing Much at all

[Anonymous No.51196663]

buy ape for a risk-free +75%

[Anonymous No.51196664]

>>51196635
>>51196617
thread full of nazis today

[Anonymous No.51196668]

>>51196635
>that number of lines
Those are rookie numbers.
>>51196535
>that feel when no Breakfast Club commodities ETF
OMAD retards get the ROPE

[Anonymous No.51196672]

>>51196646
Who would win in a fight: a bloated, dying chain or one aisle at Target?

[Anonymous No.51196677]

>>51196664
Guten tag!

[Anonymous No.51196678]

>>51196584
Probably. But that's why they've had to megapander and talk about Artemis III landing the first woman and colored negro on the Moon.

>>51196600
Oh there'll be loud explosions alright. If not Saturday then during the next launch window.

[Anonymous No.51196681]

What is the deal with "APE".
i was selling ccs on amc and now half the share value has been transferred to this absolutely worthless ape garbage that has no option chain.

[Anonymous No.51196684]

>>51196646
me

it hasn't even filled the gap to $3 and normies aren't posting about it yet

[Anonymous No.51196696]

>>51196668
>>that feel when no Breakfast Club commodities ETF
What do you mean? BRKY is still trading.

[Anonymous No.51196716]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51196737]

>>51196681
They needed to issue shares but AMC holders are non-voting retards (i.e. retail), so that would never be authorized.

Solution? Pay a 1:1 "dividend" of special shares that have the exact same properties as regular AMC and give them a meme name.

[Anonymous No.51196743]

I'm tired bros....

[Anonymous No.51196747]

>>51196641
forced downturn. high interest rates discouraging long term investments PPE, expensive dollar making superior competitors cheap.

[Anonymous No.51196749]

>>51196610
Used to prank call these people constantly about 10 years ago. No idea they were still around, just bought puts

[Anonymous No.51196754]

>>51196743

[Anonymous No.51196755]

Within two miles of each other grocery stores from the same franchise

- black area, caged, turnstyles, blocked off exits with carts, cracked raw cement floors, horrible meat section for same prices

- kosher specialty inclusion in slightly more upscale area - nice flooring, 2x the room and space in aisles, high quality produce and meats for same price, meats on sales are better cuts and marbling, no caged items, open floor plan even at night, kosher area has reduced price items all the time, gourmet cheeses in bins for 50% off, sale beef cuts have large fillet portions

Kek

Just like environmentalists all have yachts and private planes

[Anonymous No.51196776]

>>51196639
That's not too bad bro

[Anonymous No.51196780]

>>51196755
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51196787]

>>51196646
I think you got tricked

[Anonymous No.51196790]

HEY BUDDY
LOOK AT LONG NOSE COMPUTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

[Anonymous No.51196798]

>>51196755
You know I'm as opposed to forcing bugs on people as the next guy. But if the first store does that... lol.

[Anonymous No.51196805]

>>51195810
how do I respond to this? i just want to trade options on ibkr. I sent my statement and theres 6 figs in there why are they still asking me for this shit?

[Anonymous No.51196810]

>>51196790
Cool song

[Anonymous No.51196823]

>>51196737
makes sense now.
i wish everyone holding amc a prolonged and painful ending.

[Anonymous No.51196828]

why do these stocknigger brokers so strict? I made all my money off poopcumfart cryptocoins how am I supposed to prove that shit?

[Anonymous No.51196829]

>>51196805
>how do I respond to this?
By moving to fidelity where you can do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.51196839]

>>51196805
Do you have a job, 1099 or are you a student?

[Anonymous No.51196838]

>>51196534
Both. SBUX believes it's not difficult to sell $5 coffee milkshakes (it isn't) and that unionizing zoomers and druggies can be removed with process improvements. Likewise, stupid boomers that have to root around in their wallet for stupid metal coins, also gone. Good management tee bee aytch.

[Anonymous No.51196841]

>bring your own bags, cis scum
>put own bag in bagging area
>self check system freaks out, plays back a clip of me putting my bag in the bagging area
>wagie alerted
fuck all this shit. they don't even stop the homeless from walking out the door with arms full of stuff

[Anonymous No.51196840]

>>51196805
see
>>51195810
You're still poor. No poors allowed.

[Anonymous No.51196853]

>>51196828
>why do these
why are these*

[Anonymous No.51196856]

>>51196839
Dude's probably dealing drugs or something. That's why he's got 6 figures but no papers to prove it

[Anonymous No.51196858]

>>51196828
just lie to them.

enjoy blowing up your account in the future desu

[Anonymous No.51196861]

>>51196828
Ok so you’re supposedly a 1099, let me guess you don’t file taxes either do you?

[Anonymous No.51196863]

im not going to shit here and lie boys, this is a pretty FUCKING SHIT marketo

[Anonymous No.51196864]

>>51196841
>Charge 10 cents for bag
>Use 3 bags
>Say I used 0 bags
Simple

[Anonymous No.51196867]

>>51196828
Email them back telling them to go fuck themselves, explain that they're not important, and then find a different broker who isn't so nosy.

[Anonymous No.51196891]

>>51196828
Thank you for protecting this anon from himself M(r)s. Elizabeth Warren!

[Anonymous No.51196911]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51196913]

>>51196828
you fucked up, the feds are no doubt observing you now

[Anonymous No.51196914]

>>51196841
There was a black apartment building in NYC near a school district full of NYC media elites, think Samantha bee, jon Stewart types and including them at the time

While doing weekly left wing commedy shows about racism they would attend town halls to stop the redistricting to keep blacks out of their school

[Anonymous No.51196915]

>>51196841
just put on your hobo clothes and walk out with whatever you need anon. If they try to stop you, screech about your gender

[Anonymous No.51196919]

It's unbelievable, the people who decide shit is their business; I literally can't comprehend how everyone is such a fucking shithead asshole. I really can't. Email them back asking for proof that their faggot company won't go bankrupt and lose all your money.

[Anonymous No.51196927]

>>51196828
Soon.

[Anonymous No.51196929]

By the way, apparently if you use a Chinese broker, FAGGOT FUCKING SHITHEADS can't all hang out together and gossip about your account there. HTH.

[Anonymous No.51196938]

>>51196610
The stock is down 72% on the year and has painfully low earnings expectations. I would imagine buying calls here isn't a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.51196947]

>>51195810
All but one of my stocks are green today. Wtf are you all buying to be moaning about losses?

[Anonymous No.51196948]

>>51196646
Redeem, do not.
>>51196696
OH SHI-
>Corn
NOOOOOOOoooooooo

[Anonymous No.51196968]

I shouldn't call them faggot fucking shitheads. Shithead faggot assholes actually flows a lot better.

[Anonymous No.51196972]

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

[Anonymous No.51196971]

>>51196947
well aren't you mister fancy pants

[Anonymous No.51196982]

>>51196947
i only invest in ARKK and ARKK holdings
i was told that is the best strategy for investments

[Anonymous No.51196983]

i rather work a job than watch this shit, not trades, just buy and hold puts

[Anonymous No.51196987]

>>51196856
Yeah people don’t realize who say “fuck credit”, “I love getting paid under the table”, “fuck filing for taxes”... I lived that way and when I inherited my dad’s business I was fucked, even though I had hundreds of thousands in cash, no financial companies would deal with me and it was a rough 3 years getting 2 years tax returns and working off absolutely zero credit and having to pay cash on everything... the only “credit card” I could get was a 10k secured credit card from Wells Fargo and they told me they would give me my 10k deposit back in 2 years and those fuckers wait damn near 5 years to give me my fucking money back and issue a unsecured card, up until then the only other “reputable” company that gave me a card was fucking capital one and it was for only $1k

[Anonymous No.51196993]

I'M FOOKIN' 'OOKED

[Anonymous No.51196995]

>>51196982

[Anonymous No.51196996]

>>51196805
>>51196828
call them, tax form?

[Anonymous No.51197010]

>>51196938
Bot 160 shares. I'll sell tomorrow wherever it goes

[Anonymous No.51197021]

>>51196157
>777
Literally the safest aircraft of all time.

[Anonymous No.51197027]

>>51196995
fugg... imagine 'innovating' with her

[Anonymous No.51197036]

>>51196927
>>51196913
>>51196996
did I actually fuck up or are you guys just scaring me? I dont have to pay taxes on crypto where I live but I'm second guessing the bank statement I sent in. Should have sent from a different bank, not that it would make a difference now.

[Anonymous No.51197039]

>>51197021
depending on the casino game 7s could be incredibly unlucky

[Anonymous No.51197051]

so the market is slowing going to melt away until the cpi report comes out ?

[Anonymous No.51197052]

>>51197036
F.

>>51197027
1980's Cathie was a legit 9/10

[Anonymous No.51197053]

>>51197036
>>51196853
>>51196828
also the broker in question is IBKR. Did anyone else go through the same experience?

[Anonymous No.51197056]

>>51197036
basically ibkr thinks you are a criminal now

[Anonymous No.51197058]

>>51197039
What game would 7s be unlucky? 3 7s is 21. 3 7s is a set

[Anonymous No.51197062]

>>51197027
Just think, if the /smg/ tech startup takes off with some innovative idea and goes public, we can end up in her fund and get to meet her over fancy dinners where she can tell us about Jesus or whatever

[Anonymous No.51197070]

>>51196181
is there a video or something?

[Anonymous No.51197075]

>>51196938
Who's coming in to buy though? It's not down 72% on the year because people like the stock

[Anonymous No.51197080]

OFFICIAL thread song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccggMlZQtw

[Anonymous No.51197083]

>>51196982
what exactly is it that gives ppl on this board any faith at all in cathie. ive never see anyone posting about ackman, ike, marks, buffet, munger. just cathie and sometimes dalio. y?

[Anonymous No.51197086]

When you see how it works, Repo operations are basically synthetic government securities.

[Anonymous No.51197095]

[Anonymous No.51197096]

>>51197036
depends, what country you in?

[Anonymous No.51197109]

>>51197036
Do you live in America? If so prepare your anus for not filing on your crypto next year... the proof they’re asking you for is your pay stubs if you’re employed (you’re not) the. They want to see your tax returns if you’re self employed 1099 (you are) they don’t give a damn about your bank statement they want to see regular deposits and where your income comes from and see how liquid (savings) you have

[Anonymous No.51197111]

>>51196982

[Anonymous No.51197116]

>>51197036
Don't worry anon you just provided some of our proud new 870000000000 new IRS agents with job security!

[Anonymous No.51197124]

>>51197036
time to think or swim

[Anonymous No.51197141]

>>51196863
hi...

[Anonymous No.51197146]

>>51197124
still don't understand that name
are they implying thinking is bad?

[Anonymous No.51197150]

>>51197083
If you noticed by our love of leveraged ETFs smgs favorites plays are the ones that rocket up and then explode into flaming piles of garbage.

[Anonymous No.51197152]

So when is the crash happening? Friday? So far this has been a nice easy slope

[Anonymous No.51197153]

>>51197036
they think you are a meth dealer

[Anonymous No.51197155]

>>51197141
henlo

[Anonymous No.51197157]

>>51197058
automatic fail in craps
it's one of the most common numbers for two dice to hit so whatever game that wants to push your shit in will make it a bad roll

[Anonymous No.51197161]

>>51197096
>>51197109
I'm from somewhere in South East Asia. I don't have proof of income, all my gains came from trading shitcoins and monthly. Do I just not reply to the email and try my luck with other brokers like TD Ameritrade? Will I end up suffering the same fate there as well? Might sign up with my dads info in that case

[Anonymous No.51197166]

>>51197146
It's implies that if you don't start using your brain, you'll be in deep shit

[Anonymous No.51197181]

>>51197152
3 weeks

[Anonymous No.51197185]

>>51197166
well then it should be think or sink

[Anonymous No.51197193]

>>51197083
you didn't hear that ARKK and ARKK holdings are the best?
weird

[Anonymous No.51197197]

>>51197075
There will always be buyers. Flowers are recession proof.

[Anonymous No.51197199]

>>51197185
Gotta swim before you sink, broski

[Anonymous No.51197205]

>>51197152
SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.51197213]

>>51197083

[Anonymous No.51197215]

>>51197152
>nice easy slope
>spy down over 7% in less than 2 weeks
>qqq down 10% in same time
Lol yeah, easy. Ha...

[Anonymous No.51197223]

>>51196982
rolling for my second wife.

[Anonymous No.51197232]

>>51197161
you are self employed with income. I can't see how your government is happy with you not paying any tax.

[Anonymous No.51197233]

>>51197161
Well if you have a long, established history (rather than just getting lucky the past couple months) then you should be able to send them a trade history (income), bank statements (liquid net worth), and say that you're a skilled trader.

If your country doesn't tax crypto (really?), then you can mention that if they ask why you don't have any tax forms.

[Anonymous No.51197239]

>>51196982
>ARKK
but I want to make money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51197242]

>>51197213
Just give me 20 minutes with young cathy woods and steve merchants wife.

[Anonymous No.51197247]

FIHTEEN HUNNET

[Anonymous No.51197248]

>>51197155
how are you today? make any duckets today??

[Anonymous No.51197250]

Bbby still on regsho.
No bankruptcy just like gme.
#1 on squeeze lists.
And you are parroting Cramer/msm talking points.

Do you just not like money?

[Anonymous No.51197253]

>>51197161
Are you a US citizen? I don’t know about foreigner who aren’t citizens sign up for US brokerages without a social security number. Definitely don’t use your dad’s name idiot, US brokerages automatically send your info to the IRS every year.

[Anonymous No.51197255]

>>51197197
>Flowers are recession proof.
Nonsense, you can grow them in your backyard.

[Anonymous No.51197257]

>>51197213
Burry, Hwang, Sang-Woo
see you on the moon

[Anonymous No.51197259]

Im all cash, to begin buying back in now or later, that is the question…

[Anonymous No.51197264]

>>51197213
Cathie Wood and Bill Ackman, since anything they agree on is probably a good bet, and then Nancy Pelosi to tell me if it's really a good bet or not.

[Anonymous No.51197268]

>>51197213
I'll go with Cathie woods for stock picking
Michael Burry for Execution and general direction (long or short) and Bill Hwang as an Expert for getting an illegal amount of leverage.

[Anonymous No.51197272]

>>51196160
I eat three to four eggs every day.

[Anonymous No.51197274]

>>51197257
By choosing Hwang you can actually lever up to have $18.

[Anonymous No.51197273]

that's a double bottom at 396, r-right ?

[Anonymous No.51197276]

>>51197213
0$. I'd gib it all to howard marks if i had enough for him to give a shit i existed. every time I watch him or read one of his letters i come away smarter. or feeling smarter at least.

i've never seen or read anything from cathie thats made me sit and think or change my mind on something. im sure shes fine at her job, shes just an utterly unremarkable suit to me.

[Anonymous No.51197278]

>>51196982
>ZIM p/e is at .7
They spent a billion buying 10 freighters that use lng fuel. Do the isrealis still trade with russia?

[Anonymous No.51197279]

>>51197259
I'm waiting, Personally.

[Anonymous No.51197287]

>>51197255
>implying anyone knows how to garden anymore

[Anonymous No.51197291]

>>51197272
>three to four
EAT A DOZEN EVERY DAY,COME ON

[Anonymous No.51197295]

>>51196982
i thought i watched a lot of anime, but i have literally no idea who any of these are

[Anonymous No.51197300]

>>51197274
this lil nigga gets it

[Anonymous No.51197310]

>>51197287
I do. My wife and I have a community garden plot (away from niggers), and it's wonderful.
This is our 5th straight year with garden fresh veggies.

[Anonymous No.51197312]

>>51197259
next couple weeks im going to be buying the dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.51197321]

>>51197193
continuing with my theme, arkk looks utterly unremarkable as well. rose and fell with trends, as anyone can. just an overpriced innertube.

[Anonymous No.51197323]

>>51197272
>TWO SCOOPS?!?@! you pussy

[Anonymous No.51197326]

>>51197278
why is p/e so low?

[Anonymous No.51197347]

>>51197326
freight companies probably average really low
always compare within sectors

[Anonymous No.51197348]

>>51197310
Well urban scum don't know how and can't anyway and they are the ones that use that service.

[Anonymous No.51197351]

>>51197321
There is always one meme fund that accentuates the bubble and the times

[Anonymous No.51197353]

>>51197213
Bill Hwang, Cathie Wood, Sam Bankman-Fried

The amount of scamming we can accomplish with this team will make us insanely rich.

wood & hwang already have a proven track record. You add in wunderkid bankman-fried and you can come out with scam after scam of tech garbage and be living off in thailand before the SEC has any clue

[Anonymous No.51197377]

>>51197279
Its tough because SPY below 400 already seems like a nice opportunity to begin, but I think I’ll wait too
>>51197312
Good luck, may your cat be alive after all

[Anonymous No.51197405]

>>51197272
consider getting cholesterol bloodwork check, mostly ldl

>>51197051
spy may have little to go. nasdaq and dow prolly looking pretty good already

[Anonymous No.51197413]

aeva 3 dollars lmao

[Anonymous No.51197418]

>>51197353
>that pic
simpler times

>>51197321
it's gone down more than others and therefore will gain even more in the future according to their "models"

[Anonymous No.51197434]

>>51197405
>letting anyone steal your blood
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.51197445]

So the most bullish move a tech company can make is fire everyone and cease operations?

[Anonymous No.51197446]

>>51197405
>dietary cholesterol being an issue
Mom called, she wants her science back.

[Anonymous No.51197458]

>>51197445
At a certain point yeah, firing people is bullish.

[Anonymous No.51197461]

>>51197418
gone down more than the market or more than the sector, tech got hammered and looks like they got the same amount of hammering just levered.

my concern isnt that levered funds gain more, that isnt surprising, its just that none of the picks are at all remarkable. anyone can lever a basket of tech.

[Anonymous No.51197471]

New

>>51197463
>>51197463

[Anonymous No.51197477]

>>51197405
dietary cholesterol affecting blood cholesterol has been debunked, sweaty

[Anonymous No.51197502]

>>51197461
she's not levered though, at least not in the standard sense

[Anonymous No.51197511]

>>51197471
Disregard this one.
New
>>51197500
>>51197500
>>51197500

[Anonymous No.51197527]

Oh I get it we slid so slightly fewer people would notice that massive dicks of faggot volume are moving in to punish anyone who thought they could ride the obvious trend to yesterday's low that would have happened if we didn't live in a rigged faggot society that's copying china now.

[Anonymous No.51197528]

>>51197471
>>51197511

[Anonymous No.51197543]

>>51196828
Oh shit nigger prepare your anus.

[Anonymous No.51197553]

>>51197511
you dumb fucking retard you're going to get the thread pruned

[Anonymous No.51197614]

>>51196287
This seems like a lot of investment into mediocre workarounds. Featureless sexbots coupled with VR/AR would be way more convincing.

[Anonymous No.51198091]

>>51197471
>>51197511
wait for the thread to hit 310, you fucking faggot newfags

[Anonymous No.51198614]

>>51196138
are those all beef dogs? if so not a bad lunch

[Anonymous No.51198841]

Syscon just hit Lunar Crush's number one of recent with more people curious about what is being built than ever before. The company has proven resilience in ALL market conditions over the years. It’s here to stay.

[Anonymous No.51199496]

>>51196321
>They out soured to pajeets but at the same time the only time the 777 max had an issue was with non American nations. Id say western airline training is good enough that any manufacturer is safe. They did cut standards by not retraining people on it.

Did you read any articles on the reasons for the crash? The pilots didn't have any knowledge of the MCAS system. You need to know specific steps in order to disable that system. Boeing sold knowledge of the MCAS system as an extra safety feature. Unless the airline companies buys the extra features, they won't know anything about the MCAS system.

[Anonymous No.51200311]

>>51196841
>Chad shoplifter versus the virgin customer

They only go after those that make slight mistakes, rarely those that completely violate rules.

[Anonymous No.51202690]

>>51195810
You couldn't be more wrong, negative net worth individuals have the most value to state sanctioned capitalism.