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>> No.51174899
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51174900

Are all the other bakers disappearing? Where did they go??

>> No.51174913

congrats TMC anon
you must be up like $16k today or something

>> No.51174929
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51174929

are you watching?
are you learning?

>> No.51174933

I'm balls deep into shorts and puts

So far I'm earning $2500 an hour

>> No.51174938

>>51174887
Unemployment expires and you need to put in effort at least faking a job search.

>> No.51174942

Bulls are unable to hold. Wouldn't mind another -3% day

>> No.51174948
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51174949
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AEVA

>> No.51174951
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When we 1st busted through 400spy earlier this year was probably the best day we’ve had in /smg/ all year. It was a epic battle of the Bobro’s wanting to storm the castle and coping Mumu’s all day

>> No.51174953

>>51174900
becus this faggot bakes at post 280

>> No.51174963
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10yr yield consolidating at a big level

>> No.51174965
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Real courage is protecting your stocks you have in your hands no matter what! - Tea Gardner.

Remember guys no matter what don't sell! Keep trying and you will make it!

>> No.51174966

It was so green this morning...

>> No.51174969

>>51174900
this lil nigga is a fast baker bro

>> No.51174971
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>>51174953

>> No.51174977

>>51174938
does that fuck up the numbers and hide growth in entitlements. its very common round here for people to work training then disapear after paycheck one, but i thought if you quit you don't get unemployment? thats why bosses round here refuse to fire people no matter how many days of work they miss.

>> No.51174986

>>51174963
It's breaking higher now.

>> No.51174989

YANG calls were to most obvious play ever.. we all know America is fucked but China by proxy is going to get fucked 3x harder... who the fuck wants to buy fraudulent chink certificates while America's economy is collapsing?

>> No.51174994
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I just sold all of my siga today. I'm out. Hope to be back in soon.

>> No.51174997
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Remember your training Bobros: NO MERCY.

>> No.51175001

>>51174938

I lost my unemployment after having it for 2 years. I was getting drunk daily and masturbating. Only reason I lost unemployment was because my former employer fought to deny me benefits. Best part was I only had $500 left in benefits that they fought me for. I’m glad I wasted their time having to sit through a telephone conference and beg the judge to deny me more benefits. Typical government workers wasting time and money on absolutely nothing.

>> No.51175009

>just broke through 400

Stocks will never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever go back up again

>> No.51175010
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>>51174971
Stupid frogposter

>> No.51175016

I just bought sept 9 $12 calls on SOXL and 2024 calls on INTC.

>> No.51175015
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>>51174994
I was up 100k and didn't sell. I got to greedy. Oh well. Better luck next time..

>> No.51175019

OOOOOOOOH SQQQ NIGGAS WW@

>> No.51175023

>>51174969
I'm sorry the correct answer is "they all joined the quiet baking movement".

>>51174977
Yeah, same deal in the US where if you voluntarily quit you can't claim those NEETbux. But even so, outside of pandemic extensions, unemployment only lasts so many weeks/months. Most states also have various strings attached as far as you trying to locate another job, proving you sent in an application or something.

>> No.51175027

>>51174977
Of you get fired or quit you don’t get unemployment. During the scamdemic the government was paying for unemployment so employers didn’t care. In normal times if you let someone go other than firing them then the employer had to pay the unemployment. What was happening last year was faggot were going out to do interviews and never coming back, so they could tell the state they were looking for a job to keep their unemployment since one of the requirements is that you have to be looking for work

>> No.51175030
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>>51175023
kek

>> No.51175035

>>51174895
You're right quitting without even trying while the said CEO buys his 3rd yacht anyway is basically the zoomer motto.
>if it's not given to me with no effort I won't do it and will instead steal from my parents soul instead.
Enjoy it while it lasts. Like another anon said last thread. The WEF is purposely destroying your will to crash the system so they can implement theirs. The thing is, in their system, you don't get to say no to work.

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>> No.51175043

>>51174994
>>51175015
>selling the bottom
Classic biz

>> No.51175054
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>>51175010
maybe this extremely rare pepe will change you opinion on frogposterchads

>> No.51175059
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SPY IS BIDLESS HEADING FOR 395

>> No.51175068
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51175068

VTI BELOW $200

>> No.51175069
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>>51175040
You need to be worrying about presents.

>> No.51175070

holding SOXS and SQQQ. when do I sell? I'm thinking early to mid september

>> No.51175071
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>>51174240
UH OH, STINKY!!! POOP!!! POOPIES!!! FUNNY POOPIES!!!
>>51174226

>> No.51175072
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OH NO NO NO NO MUMUBROS

I bet Powell will save you anyday now

>> No.51175074

>>51174876
DICKS (DXY) bros we are going to make it!

>> No.51175076
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STOP REDEEMING MY BASTARDS! I GO FUCK YOU! I GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

>> No.51175077
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>>51175035
>WEF doomposting
Absolutely faggotronic, they and you can both eat lead for such behavior. People will kill and die before they're forced to do anything and the ones that don't deserve everything they get.

>> No.51175080

>>51175023
so can you just work for a week then get another 3 months of unemployment ad infinitum and re up every 3 months? That may explain it.

>> No.51175081

>>51175035
>The thing is, in their system, you don't get to say no to work.
How exactly is this different from things, now?

>> No.51175086

>>51175027

Literally me

I collected a shit load in unemployment. I was gambling in vegas and taking trips on my scamdemicbux. If you didn’t quit at that time you missed out.

Now all these faggots are eating inflation because of my 2 year vacation

>> No.51175093
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THE REAL PIVOT WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY BRO

>> No.51175094
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51175094

There will never be another green day ever again.

>> No.51175103
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>>51175043
It's not a meme. It's real life you bastard!!

>> No.51175112

>>51175086
Lol the inflation effects you too retard

>> No.51175118
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>>51175094
Vix is green though

>> No.51175121
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a new thread a new episode of
>anime avatarfag
>laughing chink faces avatarfag
>retarded cat faces avatarfag
>tripfags
>it is over today [youtubelink] fag
>coca cola boomer divies fag
>I got fucked and not in a good way fag (roped?)
>ding ding ding on close fag (5 hours remaining)

>> No.51175127
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Imagine thinking your meme index fund portolio would have saved you from the Great Reset

>> No.51175135
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>>51175121

>> No.51175139
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OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.51175140
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>>51175118
that's the kind of green I like to see

>> No.51175143

Thanks to the anon who said that coal is free money after I made some money from oil. My coal stock has been steadily rising even during the dump days.

>> No.51175147
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>>51175118
UVXY sharters in shambles

>> No.51175148

>>51175121
SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.51175150

Thread theme:

https://twitter.com/WifeyAlpha/status/1563249054485983232

>> No.51175151

>>51175112

Not when you dumped all that money into OIL. My divvies are fat from scademicbux

>> No.51175159

BIG GREEN DILDO JUST POPPED OH YEAH GET FUCKED WE ARE BACK BABY

>> No.51175160

>>51175080
I think unemployment only kicks in after a certain while but, yes, there are tons of ways to NEETmax. Flat out claiming disability from anxiety, depression, and long COVID could go a long way but I'm not sure.

>> No.51175163

>>51175077
>People will kill and die before they're forced to do anything
The average person can't even pry their eyes off their phone while driving and you think they're going to break the system? Honestly at this point maybe Klaus is right. Normalfags really do deserve to own nothing.

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>>51175121
but which of those fags are you?

>> No.51175168
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John Fat Hands Rocker told me to buy LQDA!!!!!111one
I'm ruined!!!!!1111one

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>>51175121
You forgot to add the gay green frog that complains every thread..

>> No.51175174
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>>51175070
Sell SOXS
BUY SOXL
>when
Nov - Jan

it's the smart moneyz way.

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>>51175147
Where's the UVXY shorter? I want to laugh at him once more for shorting UVXY while VIX was at 25.

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Sub 400 on the spy from 429 in.... 2 weeks lmao lol

>> No.51175185
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pls sirs. buy the dip. thank you.

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>>51175171
say that to my face and not online g*okposter scum!

>> No.51175192
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I knew we were just gonna dump right into September. I knew it.

>> No.51175193

>>51175168

Fat hands shit talked oil and never recovered since. Inverse him like Cramer

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>>51175192
>september and october being well known as the worst months for stocks

who could have seen this coming honestly?

>> No.51175207

>>51175163
Ohhhh you meant cattle. Yeah nah, they're fucked. I was talking about people that still had actual souls and believe in God rather than just being retarded goyim, they're completely fucked and it's not even close to funny.

>> No.51175209

>>51175147
>>51175176
>You now remember UVXY call anon...

>> No.51175213

That break of 4000 sure does look sussy to me

>> No.51175217

>>51175074
It needs to really push and close above 109.25-30 for the next leg up, but it's looking good.

>> No.51175222

Were did all those pre-market mumum guys go? Sure went quiet fast

>> No.51175225

>>51175168
Kek you are still holding that? I sold that a long time ago and announced it. I even sold GUSH yesterday. I'm onto BNED now. Although frankly nothing can really save you today. Everything is dying.

>> No.51175227

>>51175174
>Nov - Jan
you mean this is when I should buy SOXL, or you think I should buy SOXL now and sell SOXL nov-january?

the former I might do, the latter I will not even consider doing

>> No.51175228

>>51174876
This selloff has all the hallmarks of a liquidation event for a large market player. There are a number of tickers with major dives on no news, likely heavy longs getting sold in lots.

>> No.51175229
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Kek BBBY getting fucked. Might re-enter somewhere since it probably had another pump and dump in there. Thoughts?

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>>51175121
sm

>> No.51175231
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>>51175187
No. I'll do it online only. Because I already sold SIGA. Gay little frogs don't matter to me no MOAR

>> No.51175237

>>51174965
>>51174994
kek

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>>51175222
You know bobo and mumu posters are the same guy,right?

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Bull faggots, if it's any consolation, I'm still traumatized by the insane baseless retarded pumps of the past couple months and it's making me very skittish. I'm only up $300 today as a result.

>> No.51175241

I keep resisting the urge to capitulate but the more I wait the more money I lose. What do

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>>51175228
Good.

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>>51175222
Went shopping at Lowe’s or Home Depot... They believed CNBC’s lies of a “Turn Around Tuesday!”

>> No.51175254

>>51175160
I know one guy who did it because he had back problems, which he never did, and that was because he was fat. He only worked 15 hours a week and refused to do any work and would get belligerent when pushed to do anything and ask me why I didn't do it.

One night he asked for a ride home but I knew he had drugs on him and didn't want that in my car if I got pulled over but felt bad cause it was raining and he said it was hard to walk, so I gave him money for a cab. Apparently after I left he just pocketed it and walked home anyway. A week later he went back on disability.

>> No.51175256

>>51175241
If you capitulate, it will go up immediately

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>>51175248
never believe his lies.

>> No.51175264

you have got to be kidding me with this fucking bullshit market

>> No.51175266

>>51175239
Nobody is safe now except for those that invest in stocks that move completely separate from the markets, in other words meme stocks.

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I tried to warn them....

>> No.51175272

Not to jinx it but these past few threads we have had zero tripfags. Nature is healing

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Oho, here comes the green
get ready to buy that reversal
momentum incoming
SIKE more fucking selling mumunigger

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>I told you to buy DRIP
>I told you to buy KOLD
>I told you to buy YANG
>I told you to buy SQQQ
>I told you to buy UVXY
>I told you to short SAVA and SIGA
>I told you to short BBBY
>I told you not to bull until 390 SPY
>I posted my positions

For the last two weeks.. and you never listen.. you all called me a nigger and retard. Enjoy buying the top of tech and oil during a recession faggots

>> No.51175286

NEW LOWS SPY

>> No.51175289

>>51175227
Yes, buy SOXL now.
As to why? No one seems to care anymore so I won't bother.
Goodspeed m8

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>>51175266
those are down too, nigger

>> No.51175297

getting rich fast over here :)

SPY to 300

>> No.51175311

Literally crying because I sold SQQQ at 38 last friday...
How do I cope...

>> No.51175320

>>51175225
Lol no. I never bought it. Just fucking with you. But there is probably someone out there who watches your videos, who bought a position, who didn't sell. You fucked that Anon, Rocker.

>> No.51175324

>>51175254
Kek yeah that's pretty much how lowlife scum operate. You'll eventually learn if you haven't already, not to ever help people who aren't in your circle. It's always the dishwasher at work types that pull this shit. My crack whore employee is the same type. I should have fired her a long time ago but I keep her around to psychologically abuse her now

>> No.51175326

>>51175238
Unpossible. We all know Bobo's never change their ways no matter how bullish the market becomes.

>> No.51175332

I dont feel so good

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>>51175266
old list but nah you're ngmi memeboy. Only shorters and UVXY chads can make it.

>> No.51175340

im back from my doctors appointment and god damn my SQQQ doin a something something.

>> No.51175341
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>>51175261
Always inverse Cramer... Wonder how these dipshits are feeling today after following his advice yesterday

>> No.51175345

I just woke up what the fuck is this horseshit?

>> No.51175346

Why is this happening anyway?

>> No.51175350
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51175350

Those cute quarter dollar spikes instantly getting flooded in red is what mumu fucking deserves after bragging about futures all night long
Fuck you, hahahahaha

>> No.51175358
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>>51175341

>> No.51175360

A biblical meltup of giant proportions is right around the corner

>> No.51175361
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>>51175271
Maybe.. Maybe... Dr. Michael Burry may just be Berry Berry right. He may be a Curry Curry.

>> No.51175362

You know, maybe Biden has some alright ideas after all. I bet they know a thing or two in China about keeping an economy together.

>> No.51175366

why do i keep falling for /smg/ scams
my gf keeps telling me to stop coming here
>"dont go to the racist frog site anymore huns"
>"they don't know anything, most of them aren't even white"
>"well, neither are you"

>> No.51175369

energy niggers think they will be unaffected by a GLOBAL MARKET CRASH. lol.

>> No.51175373

>>51174876
Stop draggign Crypto down you Retards

>> No.51175377

>>51175320
I am not a financial advisor.

>> No.51175379

>>51175346
Because Powell is doing what he's supposed to.

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>>51175345
>>51175346
market realized that interest rate hikes are still ongoing and will be for awhile

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>>51175345
>>51175346
We warned you for such a long time, we showed you charts comparing this year to 1937 and 2008, you didn't listen, and now what we warned about is happening. It's only the beginning. You will claim victory as soon as you'll see a +3% day, but that will just be one day in the middle of the long way down.

>> No.51175398

>>51175377
That was made apparent to all of us several years ago, when you began shilling RYCEY

>> No.51175404

>>51175366
kek, based coloniser

>> No.51175405

>>51175350
FUCK YOU EAT MY HUGE COCK!!! I WILL END THE DAY GREEN, ASSHOLE@!!!!!

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>>51175373
You will never be a real stock

>> No.51175409

>>51175373
>bagholding a ponzi scheme when the entire economy is collapsing

NGMI

>> No.51175413

>closed my shorts yesterday expecting a crab
>no today is actually the day it dumps
Why is this faggot market always like this.

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51175414

MOMMY STOP THE DUMP

>> No.51175415

>>51175366
>my gf
That's a man in a dress and nothing will ever change that.

>> No.51175416
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51175416

I keep waiting for an uptrend to buy more puts.
But there isn't one.

>> No.51175427

Ok this is gay, i’m finally exiting oil at the end of today

>> No.51175436

>>51175366
n

>> No.51175437
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>>51175409
>entire economy is collapsing
Two more weeks
>>51175408
Yes i make better returns

>> No.51175439

I once again cancelled my buy orders like a scared pussy. Bottom is in.

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>>51175398
RYCEY was a valuable lesson and has made me the expert trader I am today.

>> No.51175447

>>51175437
>Yes i make better returns
In 2022? Surely by shorting crypto

>> No.51175449

>>51175392
this guy is only 5'8 lmao

>> No.51175448

>>51175437

merge is bearish, lmao, $900 before

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>>51175427
holy shit what happened to oil

>> No.51175461

SOXL pumping

>> No.51175477
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51175477

I'm extremely confident if china invades taiwan oil will go up to $200+

>> No.51175482
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51175482

>Down 25% on NatGas
why does this thing trade like a fucking shitcoin

>> No.51175486

>>51175416
>be woman
>inferior strength
>lesser bone density
>less grip strength
>no proper breathing technique
>only good for her holes

>> No.51175488

>>51175264
The market isnt bullshit, that fake and gay bear rally we're now done with is the real bullshit.

>> No.51175492

What caused the sell off? The JOLT number?

>> No.51175494

>>51175151
Yeah nice 120$ oil. You’re full of shit, libturd

>> No.51175496

>>51175442
not admitting when you fucked up is pathetic and childish
be a man you manchild

>> No.51175499

>>51175289
september is a shitty month, we're going back to a higher low. idk if we'll hit it early september or late september

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>>51175416

>> No.51175501

>>51175217
I think it will with the (((suprise))) jobs and consumer confidence data today

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>>51175442
but you are a shit trader that should be faded at every opportunity...............................

>> No.51175508

V REVERSAL IN BOUND

BULL RUN BACK ON FELLOW r/cuckolds

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51175514

I need some holiday bobos given summer is ending and all.

>> No.51175515

>>51175280
For me it's SARK

>> No.51175521

Is there ANY fricking money to be made other than by shorting? Man this sucks.

>> No.51175524

>>51175482
Natgas is legendary for trading like a shitcoin.

And for people getting liquidated because of it

>> No.51175532

PARTY ROCKERS IN THA HAAAAAAAAUSE TONITE

>> No.51175538

>>51175496
Real men never admit they are wrong and find ways to twist it to make it your fault instead. Maybe you should have thought about that before accusing me of being wrong.

>> No.51175545
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HPCO rugpull HAHAHAHA!!!!

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51175549

can TMF please do another 50% down already
its price has barely moved since the hikes started
PRICE IN MORE HIKES ALREADY

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>>51175369
>Collect 7-15% dividends
>Save up cash at hand reserve for crash
>Average down when the crash happens
Im not selling

>> No.51175553

MAYDAY MAYDAY MUMU UNDER FIRE
WHERE IS THE AIR SUPPORT

>> No.51175552

The heebs turned off my water to do some maintenance and my bidet isnt working. I took a shit and had to wipe my ass like some normal dirty american.

>> No.51175555

>>51175521

Put options on literally anything tech

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I hate the federal reserve so god damn much

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>>51175508
>>51175500
I stand corrected

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my Uranium continues to stay insanium

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51175566

>>51175532

>> No.51175570

>>51175324
nah i don't wana become a jaded cynical doomer. also am christcuck, so rules that attitude out. still, annoying to be taken advantage of by the guy. i dont rationalize it by telling myself he's shooting himself in the foot being like that, I just don't care enough to become an untrusting/cynical person because of it. prbly will do the same thing to the same result for someone in future.

>> No.51175571

>>51175552
Isn’t the American way more hygienic

>> No.51175574

>>51175521
Puts in anything nasdaq

>> No.51175575

>>51175553
DONT WORRY GOY ISRAEL AIR FORCE PLANE WILL BE ARRIVING AT YOUR LOCATION
PLEASE KEEP THIS CHANNEL OPEN
OVER

>> No.51175588

>>51175571
Wiping alone? If you got dog shit on your hand are you just going to use TP to clean yourself or are you going to want to wash it off with some water bare minimum?

>> No.51175593

>>51175324
spoken like a true jew

>> No.51175597

>>51175570
I'm also a man of God myself although I'm a man of the Jewish faith so it's a little different. God is far less forgiving than people think. He would want us to drag the scammers and the NEETs into public and flog them.

>> No.51175598

>>51175561
Why would someone have this on his computer? But sometimes I forget this is 4chan

>> No.51175603

>>51175561
This is what I pretend i'm doing when 4x4ing with the jeep

>> No.51175607

>>51175588
Personally I always wet the tp with water

>> No.51175608

>>51175588
My hand isn’t my butthole. My natural sweats clean and lubricate my ass and it can just be wiped away

>> No.51175609

>>51175598
XD

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he really wasn't kidding, damn

>> No.51175618
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51175618

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.51175621

>>51175608
yeah well you probably also smell like shit 24/7
>>51175607
thats semi acceptable. but I bought a 70$ kohler bidet and I am now (almost) free of the TP jew.

>> No.51175628

>>51175621
cope

>> No.51175629
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51175629

My 401k contributions are now fully vested :) account shot up by 2k today!

>> No.51175637
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>>51175521
Why are Mumus like this? In a golden bull run would you ask "is there any money to be made other than by longing?". Same thing, but up is down. Mumufags literally don't have the mental capacity to understand this.

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REEE VANGAURD APROVE MY LEVEL 2 OPTIONS ALREADY, I APPLIED LAST WEEK SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO BUY SOME PUTS YOU CUNTS

>> No.51175646

>>51175482
Are you swinging BOIL and KOLD? I remember the anon that called trading Nat Gas the Widowmaker because of the volatile swings and the seasonal factors

>> No.51175650
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>Not eating 1-2 pounds of broccoli daily
>not being able to use one piece of dry toilet paper, single wipe, do 360 and walk away
You don't need a bidet. You need more fiber

>> No.51175665

>>51175637
There is way more risk in doing options than just regular trading.

>> No.51175666
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51175666

You ok there Mumu? It’s just money so don’t beat yourself up

>> No.51175672

>>51175597
Maybe so, but I leave that up to him.

>> No.51175674

>>51175650
>shitting bricks but unironically

>> No.51175675

>>51175665
No one mentioned options retarded Mumu

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>>51175598
>this big dick buy energy
MUMU STRONK

>> No.51175678

All the idiots are bearish again, just watch before all the shorts get destroyed

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51175681

>sqqq slowly dropping
it's over
mumus are coming back

>> No.51175682

The semiconductor industry Freda INTC) is oversold

>> No.51175687

>>51175650
in my experience almonds, while expensive, do a much much better job

>> No.51175692

>>51175588
>He doesn't sit in the sink and manually wash off his anus and crack with warm running water followed by a non-scented babywipe for sensitive skin
Shitty booty ass niggas

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>>51175646
nope, I'm holding a 3x long natgas ETF

>> No.51175695

>>51175674
Holy kidney stones batman.

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please tell me we're not going to new lows

>> No.51175702

>>51175675
Doing options is the way to go in a bear market. You can not argue this. Anything else you are fucking retard that hates making money.

>> No.51175708

>>51175416
did she died?

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51175710

Is it dumping more after lunch?
or before closing?

>> No.51175711

Rocker what the fuck are you doing with Barnes and Noble? I like doing my work there, you’re going to attract hedge fags to destroy it.

>> No.51175718

>>51175692
no, I use a bidet, like I mentioned. please try to pay attention el retardio

>> No.51175725

Short covering and scalping going on... Prepare to dump this afternoon

>> No.51175730

>>51175710
low tide, crabs have comith

>> No.51175741

>>51175678
Check the put to call ratio

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>>51175711
Rocker is a subhuman troglodyte that can't comprehend the beauty of reading
This is why his wife sleeps with me on the down low

>> No.51175751

>>51175711
>Barnes and Noble
Is this going to be the next ebin short squeeze or something? I keep seeing it mentioned here

>> No.51175756

>>51175710
Big dump after lunch if they ate broccoli.

>> No.51175760

>>51175702
its not a bear market, it's a crab market, specifically designed to rugpull option yolo tards, myself included.

>> No.51175764

>>51175751
the heebs sure are pushing this one.

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>>51175702
You can DCA into SQQQ or SARK or SOXS the same way you faggots blindly bogglehead your way into buying the top

>> No.51175784

>>51175751
It’s not going up or down, don’t touch it

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>HOW CAN THIS BE!? EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT!

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51175791

i just want UPRO to go to 20
is that too much to ask?

>> No.51175792

>>51175711
I'm leaving my job in January and need to make as much money as possible so I can do nothing for longer after. I will turn every Barnes and noble into a drag queen night club if it makes me a dollar, by god I mean it. The hedge funds need to show up.

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51175820

MY GAINS! NOOOO! THIS ISN'T COMFY AT ALL!

>> No.51175825

>>51175787
Boomers are retiring and companies think they can pay their children chump change after a golden bullrun.

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>>51175792
what happens when your money runs out?

>> No.51175839

>>51175563
what is it ?

>> No.51175840

>>51175787
Unemployment numvers are Chinese tier BS at this point

>> No.51175846

>>51175787
This is just everyone being so fucking old.

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51175859

>pajeets and russia still green

>> No.51175878

It's over economy bros.

I don't understand why we're back in permanent sell mode. For the last 2 months it was fighting to be green despite any negative news but all of a sudden that's over.

>> No.51175881

those SPY $400 put options i bought when spy was trading at $430 are now in the money.

>> No.51175887

>>51175833
Well normally I'd just go get another job, but now I'm going to rob you instead for posting a lewd of my wife.

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>> No.51175896

>>51175711
It kind of sucks as a bookstore, but it's also the only large bookstore in many places so I don't have the heart to wish for its downfall.

>> No.51175900

>>51175787
Not including these people in unemployment actually makes the numbers more accurate, at least for showing how tight the labour market is.

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51175898

He was right you know?

>> No.51175906

>>51174876
is there an investments general?
anyway, here's my question:
interests for term deposits are really high right now in my country. I could get 10.6% yearly interest for a 1 year deposit and 2.4% for a 3 months deposit. my bank doesn't allow me to withdraw this money, other banks probably do but at a cost.
thing is, I want to buy a house or some land, and I've been waiting for a long time for an opportunity, though only now I would be able to buy something decent, but I don't have enough $$ to buy something GOOD.
what should I do? how do I make money while also taking advantage of this high interest? are there composite(?) or derivative investments that allow me to take advantage of this without having to keep my money at a bank for months or even years at a time?

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>>51175477
But if China is embargoed from oil, while the rest of east Asia becomes too risky for tankers to sail through, won't that kill off demand?

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>>51175878
the fed pivot is dead, son

>> No.51175918

You’re all about to witness the power of trading Algos to hold an upward/downward path until the very end.

>> No.51175930

>>51175898
what did he even call ? I remember he claimed the SEC told him to stop recommending stocks.

>> No.51175936

>>51175878
Bear rallies are a combination of big players trying to recover losses and dipshits trying to socially engineer their way out of a crash, and they are common features of stock market crashes. Look at charts for 08 and the dot com bubble pop, they had very similar periods of weeks of irrational reversal to the positive long before getting near to the bottom they eventually reached.

>> No.51175944

>>51175914
>the fed pivot is dead, son
you sure about that? ;)

>> No.51175945

>>51175912
It would also kill off global refinery capacity, which is another problem altogether

>> No.51175961

>>51175944
Powell said that on friday,fag

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>>51175881
Taking any profit? Feel like atleast immediate short term we are gonna get a dead cat bounce till the end of the week where algos try to fight back to 400-405 before we gap down again on Monday

>> No.51175966

>>51175878
they are going to raise rates to the moon despite acknowledging there is nothing they can really do while Joe is on a spending spree.

thats not fox news or Breitbart, thats the fed.

rates will go up until its effectively impossible for businesses to invest any anything new = strong recession.

also they're ending/hugely cutting qe, which is probably the most important thing tho it gets less coverage. no more gubbament buying or holding you bags.

>> No.51175969

>>51175944
until next fed meeting, yes. That narrative was buried in Jackson's hole and won't be found again.

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>>51175912
the oil must flow

>> No.51175975

>>51175961
>calls others fags
>listens to someone who never tells the truth
oh sweatie

>> No.51175981
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51175981

That massive resistance on 399 is eerily reminiscent of a white pedo van

>> No.51175984

>>51175944
Cope

>> No.51176004

So I'm just supposed to keep losing money every day now?
Ok

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>>51175975
>never tells the truth
Yeah well,who does anyway?

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51176011

I can't believe it's over

>> No.51176015

>>51175966
It will be nice to get another shot at turbo cheapies like pre 2016

>> No.51176016

>>51175906
sounds like a CD in amerifart terms, though the rates seem weird
plenty of investments give better returns theoretically, but with higher risk as well
https://www.investopedia.com/investing-essentials-4689754

>> No.51176019

>>51175969
>next fed meeting
>literally 3 weeks
Keep missing the bottom, bobo.
>>51176007
Me, I do.

>> No.51176027

>>51176004
you're supposed to get paid from doing work and use that money to buy every month at lower prices because in ten years it will all have doubled.

>> No.51176037

>>51176027
But my options expire next year

>> No.51176050

>>51175962
I actually sold a bunch of puts as a hedge and just rebought them on that bounce for an easy 4 yang. I just ended up throwing the money at more puts though.

>> No.51176062

>>51176027
>because in ten years it will all have doubled.
citation needed

>> No.51176101
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51176101

why are they trying to pahmp QQQ. fucking heebs.

>> No.51176105

>>51176015
we will see. i don't care about the rate stuff. as long as they keep giving handouts to young folks (who are the most likely to spend it immediately and drive up demand/prices) it wont have any effect.

but the end of QE and the start of QT is more concerning. whether we can avoid jap scenario makes it too scary to be bullish.

>> No.51176107

>>51176062
basic math retard, a 60/40 portfolio gives a CAGR of 7%, over 10 years your initial investment would have doubled

>> No.51176111
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51176111

>bobo, mumu's are losing money and you're laughing? You're laughing.

>> No.51176112
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51176112

Uh, yieldbros?

>> No.51176130

>>51176111
o i am laffin

>> No.51176134

>>51176111
Maybe you should have support Trump in the election and we could be going up right now. Faggot.

>> No.51176137
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>>51176111
>How about another dump,murray

>> No.51176138

>>51174876
How do I short Germany? Do I buy puts on ewg?

>> No.51176154

Shit's all overbought to shit, we're going back down.

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>>51176137
>>51176111

>> No.51176159

>>51176134
Realistically, no, the market's been a zombie since summer 2020, this was inevitable.

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Poor SIGA :(

Glad I am out but it was fun

>> No.51176166

>>51176134
Do you think Biden is the result of a legitimate election?

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Oil's drilling into the 91s now

>> No.51176173

Wow I was expecting all the taunting and gloating to go the other way now with the turnaround and all, but apparently the bulls around here are just total faggot assholes. I guess that makes sense given how they're a bunch of shills.

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>>51176165
Let it get down to like 12 or 13, and keep an eye on cases, and be ready to get back in. It will rise again.

>> No.51176201

>>51175906
>>51176016
yeah, investopedia says CDs

>the rates seem weird
a lot higher than what investopedia shows... I dunno much about economy, but it seems like shit is managed in very different ways in my country than in the US

>plenty of investments give better returns theoretically, but with higher risk as well
was thinking about investing in copper and buying dollars, since its price is going up. however, copper and dollar prices are inversely correlated in my counttry :(

>> No.51176203

>>51176107
>number always has to go up infinitely
This is what etf boomers actually believe

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Where are the SOXL Niggers???

>> No.51176207

>say "why is it going up"
>glowfaggots follow you around the internet harassing you

>say "why is it going down"
>get an actual answer

Joe Biden and spooks are so cool!

>> No.51176215

>>51176195
there is a strong chance of this.

>> No.51176227

can someone explain why the fed is stating outright that they are trying to crash the stock market?

>> No.51176237

>>51176227
Meds Mumu

>> No.51176241

>>51176206
SOXL is going up

>> No.51176245

>>51176227
the market runs on hopium and won't crash itself, and they need it to crash

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HPCO Bros

>> No.51176249

DXY and TNX both pulled back hard. That looks like the end of the drop for now.

>> No.51176252

>>51176166
Yeah I'm pretty sure this whole country is fucking pozzed at this point.

>> No.51176255

>>51176172
It turns out Iraq actually is full of calm, reasonable doctors and engineers. Who knew?

>> No.51176257

New

>>51176253
>>51176253

>> No.51176262

>>51176207
>follow you around the internet
How, exactly?
>>51176227
They want you to sell your positions and have less money, or at least make you feel like you have less. Spending go down. Profit go down.

>> No.51176263

>>51176227
because if they don't explicitly say it, the market will continue pumping

it might continue pumping as people still don't believe them

>> No.51176271

>>51176227
The better question is why are people just now noticing that they're saying that after six months of them saying that.

>> No.51176274

>>51176241
maybe in your imagination

>> No.51176285

>>51176227
Cause they're tired of niggers like you acting like the dollar should be killed to save your SPY calls.

>> No.51176292

>>51176252
Pozzed as in you think Biden legitimately received 81 million votes? Or pozzed as in openly tyrannical government stealing elections?

>> No.51176304

>>51176271
Because they’re job was to actually do it in January with no warning, not telegraph something for 6 months and refuse to commit.

>> No.51176305

>>51176262
Mostly by be everywhere, gatekeeping everything that exists -- only Real Citizens are allowed to socialize organically -- while all sharing the same braincell.

>> No.51176348

>>51176292
nice try lib shill, we all know civilian gun ownership prevents governments from being tyrannical

>> No.51176360

>>51176348
It doesn't magically prevent it but it is a remedy to it
>The people can not be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. We have had 13. states independant 11. years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half for each state. What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure.

>> No.51176472

>>51176227
White people are invested in stocks.

>> No.51176538

>>51176165
I may start a new position in mid- to late-September depending on the case count among non-sodomites.

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>>51176201
stocks, ETFs, options, crypto are other avenues to do it, but again higher risk and no guarantee
for the US at least, interest rates are rising so i would look at things that do well when interest rates go up, offhand XLU is one but there are more
a CD with 10% is insane, are the banks there about to close down? sounds super sketchy

>> No.51176845

>>51176556


>a CD with 10% is insane, are the banks there about to close down? sounds super sketchy
that matches inflation. and no, banks won't close down.
these rates are managed by the central bank:
https://si3.bcentral.cl/Indicadoressiete/secure/Serie.aspx?gcode=TPM&param=VwAuAEMAdgBMAC4AcgBkAFEALQAzAHcAZABfADAAMAAzADIAYQBWAGMANABIAFoAaQBUAEsANgA2AHQAOQBHAFMAQQBrAFkAdAB5AEsATABrAHAAeQB1AEcAIwBFAEEAZAA2AE8AQgB1ADcATwB1ADQANwBoAHQAcQBnAHUATAAzAG4AbQBrAHYASwBWAGoAcQB1AHAAVgBzADIANwA2AGYAVABkAGsAQQBOAEoAVQBNAEgAUwBGAHYAeABNAGEA
AFAIU, banks pay this much because loans are usually tied to inflation... which means they are making a shitload of money right now, but also need people to keep savings, as much as possible, in case people start defaulting on those loans.

>> No.51176937

>>51175676
>"It's okay we can just have kids after I'm 32"