/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51156494]

I AM DEMANDING A BAILOUT FROM MY FRIDAY BUYS

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>51154721

[Anonymous No.51156507]

I may have made a mistake...

[Anonymous No.51156513]

REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
The Shemitah ends Monday September 26
Any long positions you take on before then are extremely likely to get majorly, majorly fucked
Do not lie prostrate on the ground presenting your asshole to get fucked.
Wait for the Shemitah year to end
September is the worst month, let alone it being Shemitah
Be patient
If you are aggressively going long before September 26, or the days right before September 26, you are begging to get ass raped

[Anonymous No.51156515]

melanin enhanced individual

[Anonymous No.51156516]

Three ah ah ah. Three circuit breakers! Ah ah ah.

[Anonymous No.51156522]

IRAQ HAS FALLEN AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVehcuJXe6I

[Anonymous No.51156521]

I love this image

[Anonymous No.51156524]

spy sub $400 today

[Anonymous No.51156529]

>>51156494
Well, well, well...

[Anonymous No.51156530]

is it time to sell my long positions or is it a shake out?

Are we going to drill past the lows this year?

[Anonymous No.51156531]

>>51156516

[Anonymous No.51156532]

>>51156494
Lmao
Just hold my mumubro

[Anonymous No.51156539]

>>51156521
Can we stop disgracefully getting chased out of countries for like 5 minutes?

[Anonymous No.51156541]

>>51156494
can these fuckers rug bitcoin yet

[Anonymous No.51156543]

damn, my monthly dip buying always turns out poorly

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51156545]

>>51156513
heh, i want to believe you, but you're blaming all the problems on the jews. I see what you're doing here. I'm buying calls. There's no way we have 2 red weeks in a row.

[Anonymous No.51156553]

>https://youtu.be/OF8I9yZEYzg
Lol know I don’t know who is trying to Jew who here.
>warren now says recession imminent on rate hike
>I was bearish but now I don’t know
>WORDS HURT PEOPLE GALL’

[Anonymous No.51156559]

>>51156543
Same

[Anonymous No.51156562]

>i heard anon bought PRTY sub $2

[Anonymous No.51156569]

>>51156513
After shemitah we’re headed for recession... I fucking hate Jim Brandon, if my natural gas bill triples this winter I’ll be paying $1800 a month. The northeast is even more fucked, and Europeans will be burning books to stay warm

[Anonymous No.51156572]

>>51156531
Oh shit is /cfb/ back again?

[Anonymous No.51156574]

>>51156479
>>51156490
>rates up = bond prices down (as I'm sure you know)
but an expected increase in future rates means that bond futures should be doing well, doesn't it? Never messed with bond futures before and I'm feeling like a megatard.

Reposted because I'd really like to figure out where my reasoning is flawed. Fucking bonds.

[Anonymous No.51156575]

The stock market is going down, I'm yelling timber
You better short, you better sell
You won't remember your gains
Bobo will be the one, you won't forget
The bigger your portfolio, the bigger you will fall
This biggity boy's a diggity bear dog
I have 'em like Bobo with clothes off
Twerking in his fat Bare Ass
Portfolio down, booty up, timber
I'm slicker than an Bear spill
Swing your stocks round and round
End of day you will be crying it's going down
One more call, another round
End of the year, you'll be without a house
Swing your stocks round and round
End of the week you will no longer have a brokerage account
One more dip, another round
End of the month, you will be without a bank account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.51156580]

>>51156569
that's a small price to pay for mass immigration of third world welfare leeches anon!

[Anonymous No.51156586]

eqnrbros we lost..

[Anonymous No.51156589]

>>51156569
me and my 20 panel solar system are going to be quite comfy here in texas.

[Anonymous No.51156594]

>>51156558
>>51156558

[Anonymous No.51156595]

WE DID IT REDDIT WE SOLD LE MARKET XD

[Anonymous No.51156602]

>>51156572
yes.

[Anonymous No.51156605]

OIL DOING A LITTLE SUMFIN SUMFIN

[Anonymous No.51156608]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

[Anonymous No.51156610]

>>51156522
When we invaded Iraq I played this song on the high school news since I was in video class that recorded the school news to play in at the beginning of 2nd period

[Anonymous No.51156623]

>>51156574
>but an expected increase in future rates means that bond futures should be doing well
If you’re short, then I guess yes.

[Anonymous No.51156624]

>>51156610
>video class that recorded the school news to play in at the beginning of 2nd period
that shit was so fun. probably my favorite class.

[Anonymous No.51156634]

>>51156569
Um Sweetie 'recession' has been pre-bunked.

[Anonymous No.51156635]

>>51156589
until the invading spics and Louisiana’s former farm equipment pick your property clean and rape your family.

[Anonymous No.51156638]

WHY IS CRYPTO PUMPING WTF IS THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.51156640]

I enjoyed the 5 minutes where I was green this morning.

[Anonymous No.51156646]

>>51156635
they can try

[Anonymous No.51156648]

>>51156602
Fuck, I missed this weekend and will be inna woods next weekend.

[Anonymous No.51156657]

>>51156648
fucking casual scum

[Anonymous No.51156667]

>>51156539
Dude that's Wyoming

[Anonymous No.51156680]

What do when the indicator I'm using shows a stock (SPY for example) as a "Sell" on a 5D chart and as a "Buy" on the YTD chart? It's some indicator someone shilled on here a while ago and completely forgot about, ATR_SM_BUYSELL is what it's called. I'm guessing it means if I'm in it short term to not buy but if I'm going to buy and hold for a while then now's good time? Full disclosure I have no clue what I'm doing and just enjoy watching and talking about the stock market with y'all

[Anonymous No.51156685]

>>51156574
>bond futures should be doing well
there are futures that quote based on price, like /ZN and there are others that quote based on yield (where when the yield goes up, the price of the contract goes up)
bond prices inversely correlated to bond yields
think about it like this
you lend me $95, I write you an IOU piece of paper saying I'll give you $100 in a year
you sell that piece of paper to someone else for $90 - they're still receiving $100 in a year
the price of the IOU (the bond) went down, but the interest rate went up, since they're receiving $10 in interest whereas you were only receiving $5

[Anonymous No.51156687]

>>51156667
He's referring to the next decade when America breaks into 1000 pieces.

[Anonymous No.51156690]

Ditching AMD and getting into INTC. AMD is dead

[Anonymous No.51156696]

>>51156634
It's just a precession, anon.

[Anonymous No.51156707]

>>51156657
Hey I took a few years off from sports. Also my alma mater is TRASH.

>>51156667
Clearly the mountains near Kandahar.
>JK I'm a retard and clicked the wrong post

[Anonymous No.51156714]

Reminder that there is not one single company in the NASDAQ that has ever provided any value to humanity whatsoever, and the entire NASDAQ, as well as all its components, should be deleted.

[Anonymous No.51156717]

>>51156638
It dumped to the June lows during the weekend already. Why not pump a bit? I know it looks unexcpeted in light of stock market but.. why not

[Anonymous No.51156718]

imagine unironically buying the dip during the Great Reset

[Anonymous No.51156723]

>>51156707
oh, you are a buffs fan, my condolences and I understand.

[Anonymous No.51156725]

>>51156586
Why is its pe so low?

[Anonymous No.51156731]

>>51156646
They will everyday until they succeed.

[Anonymous No.51156733]

>>51156638
The start of it actually being used to hedge against inflation.

[Anonymous No.51156736]

>>51156680
>it means if I'm in it short term to not buy but if I'm going to buy and hold for a while then now's good time
Exactly, it all depends on what time frame you want to trade on.

[Anonymous No.51156742]

>anons are blowing their loads over a coming recession
>AND ALL THE FED IS GOING TO KEEP RAISING RATES!!!!!!!!
>PAIN AHEAD, GOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm, do you think maybe one will stop the other???

[Anonymous No.51156747]

>>51156714
i call it the FAGSDAQ

[Anonymous No.51156748]

I keep resisting the urge to cut my losses but the longer I wait the more money I lose.

[Anonymous No.51156752]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL

[Anonymous No.51156757]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51156759]

>>51156680
Thanks dude

[Anonymous No.51156763]

>>51156685
>there are futures that quote based on price, like /ZN and there are others that quote based on yield
Ahhh fuck. Figured out my mistake. Thanks, fren.

[Anonymous No.51156764]

Oh no no no mumubros...

[Anonymous No.51156768]

Imagine being shook out of oil at any time

[Anonymous No.51156772]

>>51156723
At least >we beat Nebraska the last couple times. I hate Nebraska so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.51156775]

uh what the fuck STOP THE DAMN MATCH

[Anonymous No.51156777]

>>51156759
Meant for >>51156736 baka

[Anonymous No.51156780]

>>51156714
something something grass, outside, feet....

[Anonymous No.51156783]

>>51156742
Do you think incompetent bureaucrats are at all competent enough to do that?

[Anonymous No.51156798]

i-is this the beginning?

[Anonymous No.51156803]

>>51156772
Didn't you guys make it to the Pac 12 title game like 2 or 3 years ago?

[Anonymous No.51156808]

>>51156768
Imagine not going 100% oil when it was trading at NEGATIVE 40 dollars a barrel

[Anonymous No.51156810]

man i need to stop gambling on stocks

consistently losing money for month, the market inverses me anytime I go long or short.

[Anonymous No.51156812]

>>51156634
I can't wait to hear the cope when it's 3Q decline and/or CPI comes in higher next report

>Putin did this

[Anonymous No.51156819]

tell me when you sold mumu

[Anonymous No.51156820]

>>51156764
They really thought we were going to rally today after it got swatted down hard lmao... I wonder if the other mumu’s who were coping last week that Jpow wouldn’t tank the market went long on $ROPE

[Anonymous No.51156821]

>>51156513
I’ve done statistical backtesting on every September since 1994 and this is correct. Shmitah years are worse, septembers are bad and midterm years have their own bulshittery in the markets.

[Anonymous No.51156823]

Hello my niggas
What's going on with siga?
Haven't been keeping up

[Anonymous No.51156829]

>>51156543
>>51156559
Buy for 50 years
Have 10 kids each to ensure population growth
Population growth+inflation+dip buying over 50 years means when you are elderly/dead you will be rich.

[Anonymous No.51156831]

>>51156696
Um, Honey, h-o-n-e-y! Inflation is literally zero! educate *clap* your *clap* self *clap* *clap*

[Anonymous No.51156833]

>>51156522
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/reports-us-embassy-being-evacuated-baghdads-green-zone-breached

Holy shit biden is about to lose a third proxy state

[Anonymous No.51156836]

>>51156783
Surely someone will be.

[Anonymous No.51156839]

HOLY SHIT THIS retarded monkey with a monkeypoop medication that will kill you is pumping...

[Anonymous No.51156841]

>>51156680
Backtest your indicators for a single candle period and only use that one for your ta. 1hour can show different than 1day can show different than 1week simultaneously. Which one you choose depends on your desired hold period and how much chop you wish to hold through on the idea the trend will continue in longer term.

[Anonymous No.51156848]

>>51156833
and that's a great thing, here's why!

[Anonymous No.51156850]

>>51156742
>Hmm, do you think maybe one will stop the other???
The problem is that we are not (really) seeing the recession. If we were getting horrible jobs reports, horrible PMIs, horrible manufacturing indices, horrible economic data, then the Fed would be able to pivot
We are not seeing the economic weakness that we "should" be seeing - inflation is continuing to run hot - it is no longer soaring, but 8% inflation is still extremely unacceptable and extremely high compared to the 2% target
The Fed doesn't have the luxury of choices right now - they must hike into a recession, and exacerbate the crisis even more (so that they then can offer the solution)
The market had already priced in 3 rate cuts for 2023 - this isn't going to happen

[Anonymous No.51156854]

>>51156803
Yeah and got shrekt lmao. Oh well. That was fun at least.

[Anonymous No.51156859]

>>51156831
THATS A BIDEN WIN

[Anonymous No.51156860]

>>51156823
Cases down so stock down.

[Anonymous No.51156875]

I am officially buck broken by this market

[Anonymous No.51156879]

>>51156860
rip siganiggas
In other news my pbr was far more successful than I'd ever have hoped.

[Anonymous No.51156885]

I love how spy keeps trying to fight against its inevitable crash to 380
Like a lizard caught by its tail, only that if it does break off, it's falling into a vat of battery acid
Yes, fight it little buddy

[Anonymous No.51156903]

No escape from Bobo's market

[Anonymous No.51156905]

>>51156860
>Cases down so stock down.
imagine believing WHO's characterization of the case data at face value

[Anonymous No.51156908]

>bitcoin hasnt even dumped yet
what gives?

[Anonymous No.51156909]

>>51156680
That's the idea, but the truth is all indicators are crap and perform almost at random. You can sometimes get a very slight advantage by combining a few indicators though, like a 55% win rate, which is enough to make profit long-term.

[Anonymous No.51156912]

PDD?

[Anonymous No.51156913]

>september historical worst performance
>quad witching september 16
>fed meeting september 22
>shemitah september 26

[Anonymous No.51156920]

>>51156879
Eh, for me, I think it's likely this is just a dip in cases before it rises again. It's far to global and widespread to burnout so quickly. Now would be a good time to buy.

[Anonymous No.51156922]

>>51156531
>>51156572
>>51156602
>>51156648
>>51156707
>>51156772
>>51156854
No one cares about your niggerball faggot kill yourself

[Anonymous No.51156923]

>>51156850
>this isn't going to happen
Screencapped for being wrong.
They WILL pivot, and it WILL BE before 2023.
Recession will NOT happen, and you are all deluded for thinking that's even in their cards.
The only solution is to fake people out, and then pivot. You know this is the truth.

[Anonymous No.51156928]

I will heem every single Cassava Sciences tranny in this thread

[Anonymous No.51156931]

So what happened at 10:25 that made literally everything take a shit? Who said what? Surely there's something that correlates

[Anonymous No.51156930]

SQQQ finna print

[Anonymous No.51156934]

>>51156913
so you're saying buy some late september?

[Anonymous No.51156937]

>>51156905
I don't, but that is why the stock is down currently. I am long SIGA

[Anonymous No.51156940]

>>51156923
That is some next level cope. Not bad... could be better.

[Anonymous No.51156946]

Did you guys get your puts?

[Anonymous No.51156949]

>>51156923
>They WILL pivot, and it WILL BE before 2023.
extreme doubt.

[Anonymous No.51156951]

>he actually thinks his meme stocks and index fund portfolio will save him from eating the bugs

[Anonymous No.51156953]

>>51156634
this is like when obama redefined unemployment to lie about the economy
it really is over isnt it?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51156954]

>>51156922
Wait, I need to know who's going to win the niggerball game so I can bet on them.

>>51156772
>>51156775
Which team should I bet on in the big niggerball game?

[Anonymous No.51156959]

>>51156922
Who you taking in the big Notre Damn vs Ohio State game bro?

[Anonymous No.51156964]

>>51156940
>asian boy poster is scared of my large balls
Very astute of you to know your betters.
>>51156949
SCREENCAPPED FOR BEING WRONG

[Anonymous No.51156966]

>>51156928
Shorting is so easy in the a rising rate QT market, you can just pick anything Cathie holds pretty much.

[Anonymous No.51156970]

Does anyone know when EU inflation data for the month of august is due?

[Anonymous No.51156972]

>>51156946

Literally short volatility here. SPY down 5% in two days. Easy play

Puts in UVXY

[Anonymous No.51156973]

>>51156951
My dog loves eating ants jokes on you Klaus

[Anonymous No.51156974]

>>51156931
I bought in, sorry guys

[Anonymous No.51156978]

>>51156949
It literally has to happen. A lot of this "we aren't going to pivot!" talk is just saving face, politics. Just watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.51156993]

>ackman sold his DPZ last week
buy signal?

[Anonymous No.51157005]

>>51156993
akman is such a slimey jew fuck

[Anonymous No.51157013]

>>51156978
Did you not hear JPow?

[Anonymous No.51157017]

>>51157005
>akman is such a slimey jew fuck
Agreed. I'm glad he took a shitkicking with the netflix he bought.

[Anonymous No.51157026]

That was the bottom, now we march to 34,000, r-right guys?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51157028]

>>51156959
which team has more niggers on it?

[Anonymous No.51157031]

>>51156978
>>51157013
apparently they still dont believe him even when he literally opened with "yall didnt believe me last time so im going to keep this short and to the point"

[Anonymous No.51157045]

>>51156821
>go back to /pol/ they said
remember, with jews you lose.

[Anonymous No.51157044]

>>51156850
You haven't looked at job market participation if you think the job report aren't disastrous. Similarly PMI is currently low and on a pretty strong downward trend.
The economic data has been hilariously bad for months on end so far. We are seeing worse economic weakness than even in normal crises. As for inflation, it will soar in the next print once again, mark my word.
As the other anon implied, everything you're posting is the political spin, not the actual fact.

[Anonymous No.51157053]

>>51157005
>>51157017
Hey cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.51157055]

Do you think the boat on NERV has sailed already?

[Anonymous No.51157061]

SOXL, please stop being a cunt. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51157064]

>>51157053
yeah, that's gonna be a hard no from me.

[Anonymous No.51157066]

>portfolio red today
someone needs to pay for this

[Anonymous No.51157071]

oof all my stops got triggered. this day trading is hard bros

[Anonymous No.51157079]

It hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.51157080]

>>51157031
Funny how all the don't fight the fed bulls of the last 5 years are doing just exactly that

[Anonymous No.51157090]

>>51157071
Hope you’re only using 10% of your portfolio to day trade with

[Anonymous No.51157091]

>YANG GANG
MOTHERUCKERSSSS

[Anonymous No.51157092]

>>51157061
I use DRV to counterbalance. Works fine. Won't be time for full soxl for quite a while.

[Anonymous No.51157100]

>SOXL customers still holding and coping
KEK baggies

[Anonymous No.51157102]

>>51157071
i've blown up like 5 accounts trying to day trade

[Anonymous No.51157105]

I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE STOCKS MARKET MANGER> WHY THE FUCK ARE MY STOCKS DOWN. THIS SHIT IS BROKEN. I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS SHIT OR GIVE ME A REFUND. THIS IS BAD CUSTOMER SERVICEEE! JOE BIDEN WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKA> WHATS GOOD NIGGA!

[Anonymous No.51157106]

>>51157026
recession until interest rate hikes are officially stopped

[Anonymous No.51157111]

>>51156839
Heckin slurping the little dipperino. Diamond hands don't let the hedges squizzle you out fren

[Anonymous No.51157115]

>>51157100
>she keeps buying SOXL specialties for an ever increasing discount

[Anonymous No.51157127]

>>51157013
>>51157031
Retarded or just pretending? Remember when he said no QT or rate increase before 2023 at minimum? Then he said "o-ok, late 2022?" Then "well there's QT but rates won't increase until end of 2022 at earliest?" Believing jpow is bar none the most brainlet take in all of /biz/ history.

[Anonymous No.51157130]

>>51156507
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.51157131]

If you're investing why the fuck would you panic if the market crashes? Just buy when it's down nigger it's guaranteed to go up again. Everybody here isn't just option trading and swing trading surely?

[Anonymous No.51157134]

>>51157090
i have 1% stoplosses so its death by thousand paper cuts.

>>51157102
yeah its hard but i dont do it every day.

[Anonymous No.51157136]

>>51157105

they really do be like that cuh

[Anonymous No.51157140]

>>51157134
>1% stoplosses
Those aren't stoplosses, those are stopwins.

[Anonymous No.51157144]

YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE GREEN /SMG/!!!

[Anonymous No.51157143]

>>51157111
you can't even count on degen fag heroin piss orgies anymore, what the heck mang!

[Anonymous No.51157149]

>>51157130
I bought the SOXL dip on Friday

[Anonymous No.51157152]

>>51157131
> Everybody here isn't just option trading and swing trading surely?
Only when I smell a good deal.

[Anonymous No.51157158]

>>51157013
Ray Dalio talks extensively about central bank posturing, that the more a central banker is saying "We are not going to do X, get that through your heads!!" the more desperate the situation actually is, and the more likely it is that they are going to actually do X
I think that is the argument that these anons are making, that so what if Powell said they will not pivot, they think the Fed will do it anyway
by jawboning and saying they will not pivot, they are able to give forward guidance & have the market react in a way that is pricing in no pivot - which will keep inflation and inflation expectations lower; then when they do pivot, they get the best of both worlds - saved face politically, inflation lower, and you get the pivot
I do not buy it
>>51157044
Labor force participation has been in the doldrums since covid friend. Nobody cares about participation rate / nobody looking at the jobs data is focusing on participation when it has remained relatively unchanged since covid
We've only had 1 or 2 PMI prints, one of them flash, that were under 50 showing contraction
All other jobs reports have been in line with expectations, and or creating more jobs than expected
>The economic data has been hilariously bad for months on end so far.
Not really. Retail sales are holding up. A PMI print of 47 is not "hilariously bad"
Hiring, quits, hours worked, everything has been fine
It is the reason why we had the narrative of "soft landing" - that inflation was peaking / falling, and that economic conditions were still very strong
the soft landing into a pivot narrative helped drive the summer rally
>As for inflation, it will soar in the next print once again
I think it will be higher next report as well, just based upon the movement in oil alone, let alone all the other commodities (especially energy)

[Anonymous No.51157159]

>>51157100
Twitch stock trading guy said SOXL is good to get into at $11-12.
He's jewish; I trust him.
>>51157106
Where are the nudes of this breeding sow? I know her tits will be unwieldy, but something in me wants those tits out.

[Anonymous No.51157162]

>>51157131
You can invest without having infinite funds to put in the market. Moreover, not everyone's got the longevity to wait another potential 150 years for the market to go back up after a crash.

[Anonymous No.51157164]

two words, apple computer

[Anonymous No.51157166]

>>51157131
Because I'm a neet that has never worked a day in my life and my entire life savings is in mutual funds that i live off of

[Anonymous No.51157167]

>>51157105
lol

[Anonymous No.51157169]

>>51157131
>it's guaranteed to go up again
absolute permabull cope

[Anonymous No.51157170]

>>51157144
/smg/ has been invaded by a lot of j*ws lately anon be careful in here its a doggy dog world

[Anonymous No.51157173]

>>51157131
>Everybody here isn't just option trading and swing trading surely?

[Anonymous No.51157177]

>>51156923
>WILL
>BE
>NOT
What do the letters stand for?

[Anonymous No.51157180]

>>51156946
>>51156972
VIX is still in contango, volatility is still lower than what you might consider average, the market still expects higher volatility.

[Anonymous No.51157183]

>>51157131
thats assuming you're in cashgang when the crash hits

[Anonymous No.51157189]

>>51157140
true they are too tight i feel like. i lose good positions too with them. i wanna learn to buy better

see pic related. its pretty close to being a perfect buy.

[Anonymous No.51157199]

>"Sir, I'm going to need you to drop the market."
>"Sir! I will not tell you again!"
>"DROP THE FUCKING MARKET!"
>*BLAT BLAT BLAT*

[Anonymous No.51157204]

how can we make SQQQ reach 100 american dollars by then end of the week

[Anonymous No.51157205]

>>51157158
>Labor force participation has been in the doldrums since covid friend
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.51157208]

THIS IS THE IRS WE ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS YOU MADE $17 TRADING 14 YEARS AGO WHICH YOU DID NOT REPORT LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR HEAD NOW SCUM!

[Anonymous No.51157212]

>>51156913
>9/13 CPI (inflation didn't peak)

[Anonymous No.51157214]

>>51157115
>>51157159
IF only there was a way to flip SOXL so you would be making money instead of losing it right now... If only...

[Anonymous No.51157221]

reminder that things are slightly even worse than they look as energy is propping up SPY

[Anonymous No.51157225]

>>51157180
So yeah we have a long way down. For fucks sake it’s not even September yet. Normal market crashes can’t happen until after Labor Day

[Anonymous No.51157227]

>>51157169
I made a nice return investing in Nikkei from 2015 to 2019

[Anonymous No.51157233]

>>51157169
The US isn't comparable to Japan and the Nikkie isn't comparable to the the DJIA, super brainlet take

[Anonymous No.51157234]

>>51157189
For daytrading, you really want to use structural loss and win targets, not value-relative. For example, if you're trading a flag, you put the stop loss a little under the base of the flag. Don't be afraid to give it some breathing room: worse risk to reward but if you're new, it makes it harder to mess up. As you gain experience you'll be able to tighten it up.

[Anonymous No.51157242]

>>51157131
>it's guaranteed to go up again
lmao, haha.

[Anonymous No.51157246]

>>51157106
How big does my portfolio need to be to get a brown dragon-girl short stack?

[Anonymous No.51157249]

>>51156494
I'm down .25 percent only. But I see the market accelerating towards a dump. I hope I don't lose more than 0.5 percent today

[Anonymous No.51157250]

>>51157131
>markets only go up
I fucking despise chuds like you. We've been in a 15 year bull market ONLY because of money printing. That money printing is coming to an end. DCA indexers like you and every other redditor are about to suffer.

[Anonymous No.51157256]

>>51157158
We’re not in a normal time, shit has gotten out of control and the fed spent all last year jawboning and now we’re in a total mess and they realized how bad they fucked up. Jpow absolutely fucked up the Q&A parts of 2/3 last fed meetings, that’s why he kept it short and didn’t take questions, the last Q&A caused the fake and gay rally in July coupled with the “lower” CPI numbers and the markets went insane and even meme stocks re-emerged...

[Anonymous No.51157258]

>>51157227
Of course, but you never know when you're in 1988 rather than 2015.

[Anonymous No.51157259]

>>51157205
???
Okay??
lol
>pic related
Woww!!! It fell from 62.2 in April to 62.1 today!!!
THE DATA IS HORRIBLE!!! IT'S HILARIOUSLY HORRIBLE!!!
It has been rising. Nobody cares about labor force participation.
Directly quoting you
>The economic data has been hilariously bad for months on end
look at pic related
Wow!!! Horrible!!!! Hilariously bad!!!!

[Anonymous No.51157265]

>>51157169
Ah yes I remember when the Japanese Yen was the global reserve currency and Japan had the biggest most capable military on the planet and

oh shit no wait that's the US

[Anonymous No.51157268]

>>51157233
wasn't*
The situation is actually very similar now. Not 1:1 comparable but it's getting pretty dangerous.

[Anonymous No.51157273]

>>51157246
They need to wear a wig for a reason fren…
>most short stacks have pancake titties who don’t keep up with the hygiene between their thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.51157274]

>>51157258
>never know when you're in 1988 rather than 2015.
Sounds like more time for me to buy up all the cheapies
;^D

[Anonymous No.51157280]

>>51157250
>That money printing is coming to an end
Absolute retard bear cope. Seriously wake the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.51157281]

>>51157268
How so?

[Anonymous No.51157284]

>>51157259
>inbred
>self-owns
Every time

[Anonymous No.51157286]

>>51157250
Sir we have been in a 50 year recession since we decoupled from the gold standard in 1970.

[Anonymous No.51157292]

>>51157159
littlepet
GV7C80E6E

>>51157246
100k shares of MO

[Anonymous No.51157294]

>>51157208
Funny how congress exempted themselves from being audited... So it couldn’t be perceived as political persecution of course.

[Anonymous No.51157296]

>want to buy an spy option for this week
>theta decay is like 35-40 bucks

holy shit this is cancer

[Anonymous No.51157302]

>>51157159
>He's jewish; I trust him.
...ngmi

[Anonymous No.51157308]

>>51157221
I'm sure they will tell Jpow to turn the money printers back on, it is a midterm year, after all.

[Anonymous No.51157317]

>>51157284
Great come back
You sure showed me that I was wrong!
You sure showed me that the labor force participation rate dropping from 62.2% in April to 62.1% in July is showing that the jobs reports are hilariously bad
When you said that the labor force participation rate was showing great economic weakness, that the recession was really bad, I had no idea it was this bad!!
To drop from 62.2% to 62.1% - that's absolutely insane.
We need to pivot immediately. That is wayyyy too sharp of a drop off in labor force participation. Clearly we are in the worst recession since the great depression, with a drop from 62.2% to 62.1%

[Anonymous No.51157318]

Yooo CMRX and UUUU both popped off 17%

[Anonymous No.51157323]

>>51157281
Everything bubble popping in slow motion because jpow's posse is deathly afraid (for good reasons) of the outcome and is pulling all the stops now rather than later as japan did, but if it's not enough it's gonna end up full japan. In addition they're between a rock and a hard place: japan market or depression (possibly WITH japan market).
Once you start printing, you can't stop without catastrophic consequences, and the longer you go, the worse it gets. Moreover you need increased GDP to service your debt.
Connect the dots.

[Anonymous No.51157338]

>>51157317
Didn't read lol
Come back when your IQ is out of the negative range.

[Anonymous No.51157340]

>>51157308
>20% inflation by 2024
r-ridin with biden

[Anonymous No.51157341]

>>51157250
>That money printing is coming to an end.
So they saved the market in 2020 and dozens of times before just to let it collapse in 2022 to stop inflation to help the "middle class families"?

[Anonymous No.51157362]

>>51157323
Demographics are on the US side though, unlike Japan no?

[Anonymous No.51157363]

>>51157323
>jpow's posse is deathly afraid
Hahahahaha do you actually believe this shit?? The most influential public economic policymakers in the world are afraid of a system that they themselves completely control?

[Anonymous No.51157367]

>>51157340
>20% CPI
fify
Inflation will be 40%

[Anonymous No.51157379]

>>51157338
You're a retard.
You are the one that made the claims.
Directly quoting you, here is your post friend:
>>51157044
>You haven't looked at job market participation if you think the job report aren't disastrous
I linked you the labor force participation rate. >>51157259 it was at 62.2% in April, it is now at 62.1%
Please, explain how a drop from 62.2% to 62.1% is showing that the jobs reports were disastrous, showing that we are in a recession
You went on to say
>The economic data has been hilariously bad for months on end
Yeah, dropping from 62.2% to 62.1%, hilariously bad - we need to pivot NOW

[Anonymous No.51157387]

as somebody in my mid 20's this shit makes me afraid for the future. like how am I suposed to save for the future with inflation getting like this and stock valuations so fucking high? like I can't even imagine the market in 30 years somehow seeing the same growth we've already had

[Anonymous No.51157401]

>>51157367
>40%
if my tendies go up more, I will declare jihad

[Anonymous No.51157400]

>>51157234
okay thanks for the tips. im reading up on price action and havent got enough memorized so its hard. yeah i think ill bump up my stops a little.

[Anonymous No.51157407]

>>51157341
Have you been out to eat lately? Look at the fucking menu prices compared to what they were a year ago

[Anonymous No.51157408]

>>51157362
Actually the opposite: most systems operate basically like pyramid schemes (you need an increasing productive population base to support the retirement and benefits of the previous generation), but not only are boomers the most numerous population (obviously), productive people are having fewer children than ever, later in life than ever. It's not that disastrous but it's far worse than it was in the 80's in japan (next post) because, by a mix of population dynamics and policy, the productivity of the workers is being sapped to provide for the elders.

[Anonymous No.51157421]

>>51157408
Pic related is japan. Notice that the pyramid is very similar except:
- Nowhere near as many elders
- Good amount of children
Both missing boons in the US pyramid.

[Anonymous No.51157423]

How do I avoid holding GUSH past the peak again?
I still don’t know why it ever went down

[Anonymous No.51157424]

>>51157387
2020 and 2021 were levels gains never seen before in the stock market and real estate

[Anonymous No.51157428]

>>51157131
I like to shitpost. But yes I have 80k in the market atm and another 12k sitting waiting.

[Anonymous No.51157431]

>>51157387
ibonds at 9.6%

[Anonymous No.51157436]

>>51157407
yeah in general most place I go to shit is nearly 40% or more from where it was a year and a half ago or so. its really fucked up

[Anonymous No.51157440]

>>51157387
Who gives a shit? There will be hard times but you'll survive if you learn to give up on morals (a concept that only exists to protect nobles anyway).

[Anonymous No.51157446]

>>51157387
My man just imagine what people were saying in like 1822. "The markets could never go much higher than this! No one will ever fly! The only way to generate electricity is by burning coal! A house could never cost more than $10,000!"

[Anonymous No.51157458]

>>51157379
Lol. Guess how much I read? Grow a brain, retard. Stop self-owning with every post.

[Anonymous No.51157481]

>>51157446
Literally the dumbest post in this thread and we've got a professional retard retarding around. How much effort did it take you to manage that one?

[Anonymous No.51157483]

>>51157458
i bet you read your dads dick to your mom every night

[Anonymous No.51157489]

>>51157169
The difference is US companies dominate the entire world and by every metric are still growing

[Anonymous No.51157494]

>>51157458
Lol. You have not given me a come back related to the labor force participation rate in over 3 posts. You are now just insulting me, and saying that you didn't read the posts. You are pathetic. You were wrong. It's okay.
Yes, labor force participation is bad, but it is not gotten markedly worse - it has been improving since covid. Since April, it has fallen 0.1%
Nobody cares about a 0.1% fall in the labor force participation rate.
You lost. Good day.

[Anonymous No.51157503]

>>51157446
Except we are plateauing with how much we are innovating in tech and industry. Either we ran out of ideas or something is purposefully stifling progress and bigger breakthroughs from happening.

[Anonymous No.51157505]

>>51157458
I don't get why you can't have a reasonable conversation.

[Anonymous No.51157504]

>>51157387
Maybe start picking individual stocks.
There is always value in the market.
>>51157407
What does this have to do with the stock market or a FED pivot?

[Anonymous No.51157508]

>>51157481
What's dumb about trying to give some perspective? Human progress isn't going to just cease, we're likely at the beginning of a long ramp-up in terms of technological advances

[Anonymous No.51157509]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51157510]

>>51157446
>1822
>Electricity
Anon....

[Anonymous No.51157511]

>>51157446
Are you like a philosopher or something? you are like so smart! I have this company and I would love you to sell it for me because you are so great with words!

[Anonymous No.51157518]

>>51157233
After BRICS becomes the reserve world currency I'm going to move to Brazil with my gains from shorting all your tech globohomo companies that will never recover

[Anonymous No.51157519]

>>51157505
Can't reason with inbreds. After offering facts, all you get is "n-no i rite", just like the retardo did.

[Anonymous No.51157520]

>>51157308
Liz Warren was already saying he was going to cause a recession lmao this is the woman who used Occupy Wall Street to get elected. She said she gave them their ideological backbone. Massachusetts niggers will remember.

[Anonymous No.51157530]

>>51157503
>plateauing with how much we are innovating in tech and industry
Lol by what measure? Ten years ago we didn't have viable mass-produced electric cars or reusable rockets. The most cutting edge tech is at least a decade ahead of anything they're going to publicize.

[Anonymous No.51157533]

>>51157446

[Anonymous No.51157539]

Went to take a shit without taking my phone, come back to see all my options in the red now wtf

[Anonymous No.51157549]

>>51157519
>After offering facts
What facts have you offered lmao?
I directly linked the Federal Reserve page, where they show the labor force participation rate, where it has fallen from 62.2% to 62.1%
What fact have you offered?
lmao. Show your facts! Show your "facts" that the labor force participation rate is showing bad jobs reports, showing that we are in a recession, like you claimed here
>>51157044
I am waiting for your facts

[Anonymous No.51157550]

uvxy red. Its over bobo. Time for covering rally

[Anonymous No.51157556]

>You didn't think I was gone did you?

[Anonymous No.51157558]

SOXL?

[Anonymous No.51157563]

Told you guys buy puts lmao

Spy isn't even 405 yet

[Anonymous No.51157565]

>>51157510
Faraday invented the first electric motor in 1821 ding dong

[Anonymous No.51157566]

I have a SOXL bag avg at 20

Be honest, how long will I be bagholding this to break even?

[Anonymous No.51157571]

>>51157530
>Ten years ago we didn't have viable mass-produced electric cars
and we still dont.

[Anonymous No.51157572]

>>51157530
>>51157446
>>51157508
What a mentally ill faggot

[Anonymous No.51157573]

>>51157566
two more weeks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51157575]

>>51157558
SPIN NOOO!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.51157588]

>>51157508
The dumb part is that nobody here is going to live 500 years to be able to recover, not to mention that nobody has ever said electricity is only from coal given that coal-burning electricity came much later than redox. If anything, people fully expected there would be flight eventually, to the point even the ancient greeks anticipated it, let alone people in the 1800s. Etc. etc.
You're just being retarded, there's not much to add to that.

>>51157510
retard

[Anonymous No.51157589]

While SPY continues red, PRTY has regained almost all of its Friday losses.

It's still not too late PRTY bros

[Anonymous No.51157592]

>>51157575
it is done.
I am the proud owner of 500 SOXLs at 15.25

[Anonymous No.51157594]

>>51157566
probably not very long honestly I'm holding some at 17

[Anonymous No.51157598]

Lel, that was one helluva green candle
1$ in one minute
Fucking jews

[Anonymous No.51157600]

>>51157589
PRTY, more like SHARTY amirite bro

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51157601]

>>51157563
>yet
you won't see $405 on the SPY until after the mid term election bro... We got a long way to go...

[Anonymous No.51157612]

>>51157558
Need you frens to meme this stock above $17 by Friday

[Anonymous No.51157614]

>>51157592
SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.51157615]

>>51157363
They don't give a shit about the system, they're afraid of being removed on the next election. That's how all those systems always work. Same for politicians: they don't give a shit about burning the country to the ground, but they do care about if they'll win mid-terms and then next-term.

[Anonymous No.51157627]

>>51157601

Nigga what

It's already recovering

[Anonymous No.51157630]

>>51157446

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51157635]

>>51157592
You were supposed to wait for $14 and buy 1-month calls.

[Anonymous No.51157640]

>>51157323
Not really. First, despite its myths to the contrary, America rose from the forests as a pan-white ethnostate. The population growth papering over the situation currently is in non-dynamic populations.
Second half of the US budget goes to entitlements for the richest segment of the population who will have no more children; any pol who proposes reducing these payments will be incinerated.

[Anonymous No.51157644]

>>51157598
algos are trolling

[Anonymous No.51157652]

>>51157572
>>51157571
>>51157588
Christ the quality of posters in /smg/ has really taken a total shit. Get the fuck out of here you troglodytes. The point is that human progress is going to continue to a degree that you can't even fathom right now, and it's going to take less time to jump to the next paradigm than it did before, and so on and so forth. Believing anything else is contrarian retardation.

[Anonymous No.51157658]

>>51157640
>>51157362
Fuck, wrong reply.

[Anonymous No.51157660]

>>51157635
>no need to time the bottom

phew!

[Anonymous No.51157668]

>SPX down
>Uranium equities up 5% to 12%

The great decoupling is occurring.

[Anonymous No.51157671]

I am gambling my life savings on low-cap oil tanker stocks

[Anonymous No.51157673]

So why is it not crashing with no survivors?
what did i miss?

[Anonymous No.51157683]

>>51157518
Nice to know our economy is in good hands. Where do I buy a gun and MRE’s?

[Anonymous No.51157687]

>>51157652
and yet here you are

[Anonymous No.51157695]

DUMP IT RIGHT NOW BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.51157709]

NIGULAR SHEEEITHEADS STEALING YOUR BIKES
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS KIKED NIGS RUN IT TONIGHT
NIGULAR SHEEEITHEADS STEALING YOUR BIKES
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS KIKED NIGS RUN IT TONIGHT
NIGGEROPOLIIIIIS

[Anonymous No.51157716]

>>51157594
I hope so. Payday in a few days and I'll be looking to average down (again)

[Anonymous No.51157717]

>>51157687
Here have the high-res version. It also has the caption in the 1st frame, so it shows up in the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.51157733]

>>51157673
Because the pivot is coming.

[Anonymous No.51157734]

>>51157687
>>51157717
>webm
This is actually the truth, huh?

[Anonymous No.51157736]

>>51157640
... I'm pretty sure that's the same thing I just said anon.

[Anonymous No.51157739]

>>51157518
>Living anywhere within the vicinity of hues, chinks, slavs or jeets
No thanks anon, I think I'll stay out in the rural mountains of America, I would rather die then live next to shitskins. Have fun though

[Anonymous No.51157753]

>>51157695
that is a man I can tell from the pixels

[Anonymous No.51157756]

>>51157652
You are the dumbest poster in this thread, inbred. You got buttdestroyed and now you're crying that you're t-totally b-b-big brained ;_; like the fag you are.

[Anonymous No.51157770]

>>51157717
Nah, I'd say this thread is MUCH better than the one 5 thread ago desu fren. Your theory has been DEBOONKED

[Anonymous No.51157778]

>>51157736
Yes, I fucked up my reply.

[Anonymous No.51157788]

I did not end up selling my puts while they were green again fuck my life

[Anonymous No.51157797]

>>51157652
You're being a lazy thinker. Yes science and technology progressed greatly over the last 100 years, but the pace has demonstrably slowed in the last 30, outside of Computing.

In the next 30 years it's likely the pace of progress will continue to slow. One exception is AI.

Overall we will see more progress from social and organizational innovation than fundamental research and engineering breakthroughs.

[Anonymous No.51157801]

>>51157446
kek fucking redditors

[Anonymous No.51157817]

New

>>51157815
>>51157815

[Anonymous No.51157825]

>>51157652
Sounds like something a mental,y I’ll faggot would say. Thanks for being you buckaroo

[Anonymous No.51157827]

>>51157756
I think that you are the dumbest person in this thread, who also contributes the least.
Here is our discussion:
>>51157044
>>51157158
>>51157205
>>51157284
>>51157338
>>51157458
Here are the great contributions you made to /smg/
>Stopped reading there.
>>inbred
>self-owns
Every time
>Didn't read lol
Come back when your IQ is out of the negative range.
>Lol. Guess how much I read? Grow a brain, retard. Stop self-owning with every post.
You're a humongous faggot, by far the shittiest poster in /smg/ today
You can't even have a discussion and defend the argument YOU originally made
You are the ultimate shit poster in /smg/ today.
You have no right to call him the dumbest poster, when you were the one who claimed that a drop in the labor force participation rate over the last several months indicated severe recession and need for Fed pivot
You can't even fucking read, and you're calling another person dumb. You're a fucking retard. Stop posting here.

[Anonymous No.51157828]

Everything is green on my screen

[Anonymous No.51157836]

>>51156718
What else would you do with your money? Let it wither away?

[Anonymous No.51157851]

>>51157827
Could you and that other mentally ill faggot go finger each other’s bussy? We are making money here and you two are distracting

[Anonymous No.51157885]

>>51157446
this is peak /biz/ I like your comment. have a upvote.

[Anonymous No.51157898]

I'm thinking this is just a dip, and I'm considering buying TQQQ 20 Jan $40 calls...

[Anonymous No.51157914]

>>51157828
same

[Anonymous No.51157964]

>>51157362
even ignoring that shitskins can't be compared to native born whites, no
look at the populaton pyramid and then consider that the section of the pyramid containing actually productive people looks even worse

[Anonymous No.51158029]

>>51157446
>just wait a few decades and you'll break even
this literally never fails

[Anonymous No.51158099]

Closed out half of my SIGA position, sorry chuds.

[Anonymous No.51158108]

>>51157518
>thinks he will last more than 1 day in Brazil

HAHAHAHAHAHA

laugh at this dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.51158149]

>>51157898
Sounds cheeky

[Anonymous No.51158173]

>>51157827
based appeal to reason

[Anonymous No.51158180]

>>51157169
Long term, this is probably our future. The question is, how the fuck do we profit from this what did well in Japan? What can we learn? Investing will get 100x harder in that environment.

[Anonymous No.51158214]

>>51157045
where is the data for 2014-2015?

[Anonymous No.51158219]

>>51158149
I bought them. I'm already up $4!

[Anonymous No.51158224]

>>51157250
15 years ago was the god damned stone ages
lrn 2 total factor productivity, n00b

[Anonymous No.51158337]

>>51157615
>being removed
by what mechanism? voting? lmao

[Anonymous No.51158662]

>>51156494

Does petrobras really pay 40% dividend?

[Anonymous No.51158702]

I SOLD MY WHOLE RETIREMENT ACCOUNT BEFORE IT WAS COOL STOP COPYING ME!