/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51135088]

hey wagecucks, enjoy your monday morning hehe xD

[Anonymous No.51135098]

tick tok xD its almost morniiing LOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.51135122]

Hey pajeet, just a heads up about time zones. In everywhere that matters, it’s Saturday night/early Sunday morning, anyone partying now has a whole day to recover before the cage calleth

[Anonymous No.51135127]

>>51135088
>>51135098
I enjoy my cardiovascular health

[Anonymous No.51135179]

His small dick syndrome is showing

[Anonymous No.51135188]

Isn't this guy under multiple investigations for fraud?

[Anonymous No.51135196]

>>51135088
imagine having to listen and talk to multiple roasties, as if one wasnt enough. anyone who aspires to be like this idiot is so retarded.

[Anonymous No.51135205]

>>51135196
>talking
oh boy this wagie is coping hard lol xD

[Anonymous No.51135224]

>>51135088

Honestly think Dan is a closet homo.

[Anonymous No.51135232]

Why does this picture of people having a good time feel so sad and lonely?

[Anonymous No.51135236]

>>51135232
>>51135224
because your coping with cope projections xD

[Anonymous No.51135296]

>>51135088
Not everyone can be born to a white collar crime dad with a multimillion dollar inheritance like Dan anon

Search your heart, you know this to be true

[Anonymous No.51135363]

>>51135088
what a sad person wanting to be surrounded by mentally ill whores 24/7

[Anonymous No.51135370]

>>51135363
>mentally ill whores 24/7
lol u seem butthurt

[Anonymous No.51135380]

>>51135370
why would I be butthurt? I've banged 100's of whores, I just didn't have a need to them buzzing around me 24/7

[Anonymous No.51135387]

>>51135380
>I've banged 100's of whores
sure you did, sure you did, wagie

[Anonymous No.51135479]

>>51135088
Hello tiny Dan, it's me, Terry, from the school. It's funny, this evening i started to think on you and our great moments at the school. Remember when Chad and me lifted you upside down, and then proceeded to use your head to unclog a WC? or remember that time when we strangled you with the pendant your mom gift you for your birthday? Haha, that was so fun, i hope you don't hold any grudge since those were just childish jokes. Well... i have to go, i hope you're doing well, bye!

[Anonymous No.51135487]

>>51135122
Heh, I never pay attention to times, but you are right. SoCali here and it’s 10pm on a Saturday night, we’re just getting started (I’m waiting for my gf to fuggin get ready). Got a whole “day of rest” tomorrow

They really should add flags to this board

[Anonymous No.51135494]

Is paying prostitutes TikTok able worthy?

[Anonymous No.51135502]

>>51135479
yeah sure and how about now? you're flipping burgers in your white trash apartment while i'm living the dream. :) i could buy your job company and make you kiss my feet if i wanted to, but i got bitches to fuck and coke to do, you're the last loser on my mind right now ;)

[Anonymous No.51135526]

someone get this larping schizo his meds fast

[Anonymous No.51135530]

>>51135088
:(

[Anonymous No.51135553]

>>51135526
>triggered wagie xD

[Anonymous No.51135679]

based OP thank you for the motivational post. have fun snow fiend

[Anonymous No.51136352]

>>51135196
Imagine coping this hard. You will never have multiple 10/10 sluts sucking your dick on command 24/7.

[Anonymous No.51136362]

>>51135088
Is there even work on Monday?

[Anonymous No.51136370]

>>51135205
>>51136352
You guys are fucking faggots.
Keep repeating cope over and over again, that outta show me.

[Anonymous No.51136377]

>>51136352
Did you even get laid in highschool? Or did you not party because you're American and house parties get shot up or broken up by cops.
You Americans, all this wealth and such prissy girls.

[Anonymous No.51136910]

>>51135088
Get those dirty vagines in chlorine before smashing clever guy

[Anonymous No.51137023]

>>51136352
thank god

[Anonymous No.51137213]

>>51135224
absolutely, more like closet homo pedo. same exactt vibes as richard branson except 5x as bad because he's still young. every public appearance maximally engineered to shout "No! I don't fuck little boys! See! I like adult women! Adult women are the thing I like, not little boys I swear! LOOK AT HOW MUCH I ENJOY ADULT WOMEN!"

[Anonymous No.51137955]

>>51135088
that guy is a massive poser btw

[Anonymous No.51138036]

>>51135088
Get off the board Dan, you know we told you to stop posting here

[Anonymous No.51138440]

>>51135088
>the lowest form of existence - mindless whore

[Anonymous No.51138461]

What's this guy been up to lately? Everyone moved on to posting about that one taconigger so I forgot about him

[Anonymous No.51138513]

Dan is 4ft tall irl

[Anonymous No.51138541]

>>51135380
Sure thing retard kek

[Anonymous No.51138550]

Does anyone above 15 believe his gimmick?

[Anonymous No.51138778]

>>51135088
public health hazard

[Anonymous No.51140494]

>>51135088

Lol he’s wearing sandals in the water just in case he has to be vertical.

[Anonymous No.51140556]

>>51135553
>triggered wagie
>triggered wagie

[Anonymous No.51140585]

>>51135088
Are they bathing in brains and intestines?

[Anonymous No.51140599]

>>51135088
i noticed the giant corndog before i noticed the naked chick

[Anonymous No.51140626]

>>51135088
He is compensating for something in a dangerous way. Secretly homo trying to convince himself and the world he is not?

[Anonymous No.51140656]

>>51135196
>listen
>talk
LMAO you have to do neither when you're around a bunch of bimbos, anon. they're brainless and act like 9 year olds that like to crawl allover you and giggle. just throw out an opinion at them every once in a while to liven things up like, "i got one thing to say. the bachelorette is such a retarded fucking show" and if you're rich, they'll just agree with you, "OH MY GOD, anon! you're so right! AH HAHAHA! i hate that show too TEE HEEEEEE! those girls are always so UGLYYYYYY LOL", "OH MY GOD that last guy was such a fucking dweeb!" and just let them talk amongst themselves and quip in every now and then and keep plying them with booze and dope

[Anonymous No.51140913]

>>51135088
I will, thank you. I hope you do too :)

[Anonymous No.51140941]

>>51140656
based

[Anonymous No.51142139]

>>51135196
>imagine having to listen and talk to
lol he's not talking to any of them

[Anonymous No.51142257]

https://youtu.be/yUxXO3eSHa0?t=2

[Anonymous No.51142308]

>>51135088
And yet the emptiness in your heart remains when you gaze upon your own reflection.

[Anonymous No.51142521]

>>51135224
He’s just super insecure and has a need to flex by hiring a bunch of whores to be around him 24/7.

[Anonymous No.51142638]

>>51142308
life is empty now, at least being rich you don't have to wagecuck

[Anonymous No.51142689]

>>51135088
its a bank holiday Monday, so suck on my sweaty balls NEEToid

[Anonymous No.51142716]

>>51142308
>yet the emptiness in your heart
not a good realization for wagecucks xD very demotivating on monday morning

[Anonymous No.51142746]

>>51136352
*prostitutes, the word you are looking for is whores

[Anonymous No.51142778]

>>51135127
I don’t get what that has to do with anything

[Anonymous No.51142784]

>>51142746
>N-NO YOU CAN'T SAY THE S SLUR IT'S PROBLEMATIC!!!

[Anonymous No.51142830]

why do Indians like Dan so much
he had to fly to India once because all his fans were there

[Anonymous No.51142858]

>I don't think this I would find this kind of lifestyle fun, also I don't find the girls pretty
>LOL COPING N SEETHING U R SO JELLY BRAH U WISH IT WAS U, THAT'S THE DREAM OF ANY MAN

[Anonymous No.51142894]

>>51135088
don't nigger. Source on women would be appreciated

[Anonymous No.51142921]

>>51135088
I don't envy Dan because him and I are both equally empty and hopeless but I guess he doesn't have to live in a cockroach infested apartment eating ramen for the 5th time this week

[Anonymous No.51142997]

>>51135088
God please. I would love to have 4 naked women climbing on me just once.
Just to make up for my lost teenage chances.

[Anonymous No.51143055]

>>51142997
Brother, God does not care about hedonist sinful things like this. Seek the things that are God’s and build your treasures with Him in Heaven where they are eternal.

[Anonymous No.51143157]

>>51143055
I know anon... I know...
But it is awful hard for my mortal brain to know the pleasures of working for Christ when I've never had love, nor found satisfying, useful work.

[Anonymous No.51143326]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlvesuunbw

the legend

[Anonymous No.51144052]

how long do you think they had to hold that pose for before the cameraman could take the shot?

[Anonymous No.51144064]

>>51135088
There is something really wrong with this guy internally. He is living the dream externally but you can tell he's trying to run away from something.

[Anonymous No.51144351]

>>51144064
It's just part of his brand. The guy isn't like that 24/7, but if he has convinced you he is, then his brand is working.

[Anonymous No.51145038]

It's a bank holiday in my country

[Anonymous No.51145538]

having 100 10/10 escorts bareback on a daily is the bare minimum to go by how do i x10 500k