/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51088984]

>be me
>at the bar with a few work colleagues
>one of them is wearing this dogshit cheap casio
>Barmaid: "Is that real gold?"
>Colleague: "Yes"
>See them going home together in a taxi two hours later

Are women really this retarded?

[Anonymous No.51089006]

>>51088984
its a cool watch.
seethe

[Anonymous No.51089029]

>>51088984
She was already interested in him, which is why she started a conversation. He didn't spill spaghetti and that was good enough.

[Anonymous No.51089121]

>>51088984
those casios are the best watches on the fucking planet
20 bucks and they get a hit every single time
it's unreal

[Anonymous No.51089233]

>>51089121
For me it's A1000 or bust, it activates my almonds that we can't get more digital Casio's with steel cases

[Anonymous No.51089264]

>>51088984
>>51089006
>>51089029
>>51089121
>>51089233
>nerds trying to justify not being able to afford an apple watch.
LMAO what world are you imbeciles living in.

[Anonymous No.51089285]

It was an inside joke, it went over your head

[Anonymous No.51089315]

>>51089264
This might be the most annoying bait in watch threads, get new material

[Anonymous No.51089342]

>>51089264
>apple watch
A "watch" that you have to charge every day? Ew, no thanks, I'll stick to my 10y battery or solar powered casios

[Anonymous No.51089357]

Girls recognise a guy wearing a Casio is an ultra Chad move

[Anonymous No.51089373]

Please stop starting your le epic greentext stories with "be me". It's redundant.

[Anonymous No.51089410]

>>51089233
>steel cases
I think you mean platinum

[Anonymous No.51089421]

Those casios are great because bin laden owned one

[Anonymous No.51089445]

>wore casios when i was a brokie
>girls always complimented me

>got some money, bought a nice watch
>not as many complements, only 1 girl asked if it was a rolex

>go back to casio
>flooded with compliments again

Casio is the best, you don't need anything else really

[Anonymous No.51089451]

>>51089121
they are my favorite watches but there are some cooler watches out there like the bulova accutron

[Anonymous No.51089459]

>>51088984
This happened

[Anonymous No.51089467]

casios are cheap, relatable, masculine
expensive watches are necklaces and rings for men, exceedingly feminine

[Anonymous No.51089478]

>>51089467
the exception would be heritage watches but you don't wear those to bars

[Anonymous No.51089505]

>>51089264
Based

[Anonymous No.51089644]

>>51089264
>apple watch
Lol. Lmao.
>>51089342
Fellow solar watch chad
The more I have to maintain and fuck with a piece of tech I own, the more of a failure it is

[Anonymous No.51089646]

>>51088984
the sheer amount of faggots on this board that have NO CLUE how women work is way too high. touch grass ASAP, its fucking pathetic.

your colleague has game. he MADE her attracted to him. women have no choice in this matter if done correctly. go outside. go be attactive and for fuck sake get laid for once in your pathetic life.

[Anonymous No.51090098]

>>51088984
WTF, I wear the resin version, because I thought the gold and silver ones look cheap.

[Anonymous No.51090101]

>>51089373
t. Oldfag that came here in 2015

[Anonymous No.51090171]

>>51090098
virgin spotted
and you thought indians have no style

[Anonymous No.51090200]

>having sex with a girl you just met that day
have you seen the std stats? on the rise over the last few years, by a lot. experts are blaming tinder. it's a serious problem. it's not like it was 10-20 years ago. it's dangerous now. should really get a chick tested before fucking her. but with a condom you're probably fine but he's probably not using a condom. every chad is a disease magnet.

[Anonymous No.51090230]

>>51089285
/Thread

You fucking autist

[Anonymous No.51090235]

Got myself a couple of rolies and I feel like a scumbag whenever I wear them. Always end up wearing a cheaper and much more subtle IWC

[Anonymous No.51090275]

>>51088984
>autist doesnt understand flirting

[Anonymous No.51090290]

>>51090200
Nobody’s forcing you to rawdog the bar sluts, inceldur. Use a little common sense and it’s great

[Anonymous No.51090304]

>>51088984
Nope, men got jewed into buying overpriced sundials for their wrists

[Anonymous No.51090365]

My phone has the time on it. If you wear a watch I assume you have very soft woman hands because no blue collar worker wears a watch.

[Anonymous No.51090861]

>>51089121
>they get a hit every single time
it's unreal
Hit with what?

[Anonymous No.51090887]

>>51088984
Her orgasms are real also.

[Anonymous No.51091002]

Might not be the watch anon, don't be superficial and seething. Might be he's actually a pretty interesting guy or might be his big throbbing bag of matic. Hard to tell for sure.

[Anonymous No.51091036]

>>51089646
no

[Anonymous No.51091069]

>>51090365
>want to check the time
>reflexively check wrist before putting it down
>have to pat around your pockets to try and feel for your phone
>find phone finally, or maybe it’s your wallet?
>push hand into pocket and grasp around for phone
>pull out the phone with your cramped hand
>have to unlock phone
>if your hands are dirty you have to wipe them off first
>probably walking around so you have to enter the passcodes a few times to get it right
>finally check the time
>probably get mugged or something in the precious time it took you to just check the time during which you were distracted

>want to check the time
>raise your wrist slightly and check the time on your watch

[Anonymous No.51091187]

>>51090365
>no blue collar worker wears a watch
That's just a lie

[Anonymous No.51091234]

>>51089264
Apple watch is cheaper than GW-5000U-1JF

[Anonymous No.51091642]

This is a square board, cope and seethe Rolex wannabes

[Anonymous No.51091695]

>>51088984
I enjoy telling normies about the history of the F91w that I wear
It's a pretty good personality filter

[Anonymous No.51091714]

>>51088984
I have this exact watch. I've stopped wearing it in public recently as poors such as yourself like asking about it like im afraid to admit its a cheap watch off of amazon.

[Anonymous No.51091743]

she wanted to fuck him, she knows it's not real gold that was an opener. by lying to her he displayed bad boy qualities sealing the deal. it's a fucking digital watch, of course it's not gold, no women are not that retarded.

[Anonymous No.51091756]

>>51091714
Gold is worn to show off. Fake gold is what poorfags use to pretend to be richer than they are, so I understand why it ticks off poorfags who have accepted their fate

[Anonymous No.51091817]

>>51090290
still gross. she might have herpes or something. disgusting sluts and chads spread disease.

[Anonymous No.51091824]

>>51089644
>The more I have to maintain and fuck with a piece of tech I own, the more of a failure it is
This. I understand general upkeep and maintenance, but my policy is that if I have to serve a piece of tech more than it serves me, it's fucking gone.

[Anonymous No.51091841]

>>51089029
Spbp

[Anonymous No.51091850]

>Are women really this retarded?
Of course.

[Anonymous No.51091874]

Why do people need watches? I genuinely don't get it. If I need to check the time, I check my phone. Yes, it takes an extra 0.5 seconds to pull out of phone from my pocket.

Only people I can see who really need one are divers or pilots some shit. Everyone else is just larping. Is it a status thing? Like jewelry for men?

[Anonymous No.51091886]

For me it's a Seiko 5

[Anonymous No.51091901]

>>51089233
>activates my almonds
this is old, like 10 yrs at this point sheesh find something else

[Anonymous No.51091969]

>>51091874
some people just like watches
stop malding

[Anonymous No.51092182]

>>51091886
>seiko
do you also drive a toyota corolla?

[Anonymous No.51092235]

>>51092182
if you don't have a seiko its because nobody wants to marry you

[Anonymous No.51092255]

>>51091874
I scuba and also work in an environment that I can't shove my hand in my pocket sometimes (chemical laboratory). This Casio has been on my wrist no joke for over a decade. It Just Werks™

[Anonymous No.51092260]

>>51088984
Jealous because your coworker is a chad?

[Anonymous No.51092282]

What's the point in a watch when you have your phone in your pocket and are constantly looking at it? Other than to be a consoooooomer

[Anonymous No.51092295]

>>51088984
Imagine being this autistic.

[Anonymous No.51092316]

>>51092282
i'm sorry, you have autism

[Anonymous No.51092332]

I only own Casios and a few Raketas.

[Anonymous No.51092355]

>>51091969
tfw only own a casio, seikos & grand seiko

[Anonymous No.51092373]

>>51091695
Based and Osama pilled

[Anonymous No.51092413]

>>51089029
>She was already interested in him, which is why she started a conversation.
Yupp, op is a faggot like usual.

[Anonymous No.51092439]

>>51092316
I think it's you who has autism. You have a phone on you at all times which has perfect time displayed, yet you wish to strap a clock to your wrist. That's borderline retarded. Watches are redundant, mate. Flexing watches is cringe af.
Do you wear a medallion around your neck, too? kek

[Anonymous No.51092487]

>>51092439
watches were redundant before they were ever invented, ever heard of the pocketwatch?

[Anonymous No.51092502]

>>51088984
Yknow, im into expensive watches but that actually looks very nice

[Anonymous No.51092533]

>>51092502
Wow this one is even more kino. Think I'm unironically gonna buy it, thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.51092546]

>>51092533
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.51092586]

first was the pocketwatch, but then people decided it was more convenient to wear the watch on the wrist so you're not reaching in and out of your pocket to check the time, so pocketwatches fell out of style. now people carry phones and the watch fell out of style. now people are realizing that reaching into their pocket to check the time is kind of annoying and so they get watches so they can just glance at their wrist.

and it also becomes a fashion accessory, yes fashion the arch-nemesis of the autistic. people like to wear what they think looks good which is irrational to the robot brain. also people just like watches, they're neat, and now they're also nostalgic. shouldn't have to explain the obvious like this but when dealing with autism it needs to be spelled out for them to understand. but he'll still argue because he's really really mad about watches. automatic watches are outselling quartz now too, which probably also pisses him off because he'll never understand that either. it's because automatic movements are just neat, people like things that are neat, and they like art and fashion and other concepts outside the autistic imagination.

[Anonymous No.51092617]

>>51089445
Casiochads can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.51092685]

>>51089445
I must be very ugly then…

[Anonymous No.51092773]

>>51092182
Yes only Toyotas

[Anonymous No.51092850]

>>51091874
>Why do people need watches? I genuinely don't get it. If I need to check the time, I check my phone. Yes, it takes an extra 0.5 seconds to pull out of phone from my pocket.
>Only people I can see who really need one are divers or pilots some shit. Everyone else is just larping. Is it a status thing? Like jewelry for men?
I literally try to avoid carrying my phone on me as much as possible, hence, a watch. Yes, it really is that simple.

[Anonymous No.51093114]

>>51088984
i had a very similar timex i got for $45. people often thought it was real gold. i couldn't believe people were so dumb.

[Anonymous No.51093229]

>>51092182
Not him but I have both..

[Anonymous No.51093272]

Yes. Women are really that retarded. The good news is that most of them know good style when they see it

Pic related. Later, virgins

[Anonymous No.51093293]

>>51090200

I've rawdogged every hookup I've ever had. Some of them are single mothers now but that's a them problem because legally I'm dead

[Anonymous No.51093312]

>>51091886

>not matching your metals

M8

[Anonymous No.51093332]

I know what time it is in my head, I am constantly counting the seconds internally, btw I have autism

[Anonymous No.51093342]

>>51093272
oh my GOSH is that a heckin' pinball machine in your watcherino?????

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[Anonymous No.51093401]

>>51088984
yes you are, anon

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[Anonymous No.51093595]

I need to max no being like this >>51089264 chud lmao

[Anonymous No.51093661]

>>51088984
Based.

[Anonymous No.51093684]

>>51093661
Kek beautiful

[Anonymous No.51093710]

>>51093661
Well played anon.

[Anonymous No.51093897]

>>51093661

[Anonymous No.51093946]

>>51089445
based, I will never not wear Casio.

[Anonymous No.51094041]

>>51089445
Based and casiopilled
Casios are immortals, I once heard about a guy who lost his casio in his garden an found it 20 or 25 years later and it was still working.
For me it's the G-shock serie.

[Anonymous No.51094314]

>>51089264
>He dont got a buss down rollie
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA whitebois be funny af

[Anonymous No.51094350]

I made 100 racks off bitcoin

[Anonymous No.51094768]

>>51089373
>be you
>be an obnoxious faggot
>step 2: ???
>step 3: profit
>ze end