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Poorfag land buyer here. Just purchased my first piece of land, an undeveloped 5 acre lot in rural Colorado at the base of a mountain. Cost me $10,000. I am fucking hyped to finally be a landchad this feels completely different from crypto.

>> No.51077382

>>51077338
You bought shit land man, Colorado are you kidding me?

>> No.51077394

>>51077382
Cope and seethe, ebonypebble. I will own EVERYTHING and I will be ECSTATIC

>> No.51077574

>>51077394
Loser

>> No.51077587

>>51077574
Didn’t dull my landchad euphoria even 0.1%

>> No.51077602

>>51077338
>base of a mountain
have fun getting squished by a big rock

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51077671

>>51077338
>Phoneniggerfaggot poster
>/pol/tard le tradcuck
>Poorfag, could only pay $10.000
>Buys worthless land, still has to pay taxes, overall a net drain, will never make a single $ out of it
>Still acts proud for some reason
This your mind on /pol/.

>> No.51077713

>>51077338
Good job anon.
Try getting prefabricated homes and sell them to people WFH/Trying to leave the cities, big bucks there, i didn't do it in the US, but that land cheap bruh

>> No.51077792

>>51077713
Thank you fren. I’m surrounded by 5 acre plots that they are trying to turn into a “live your ranch experience” type yuppie suburb

>> No.51077923

>>51077338
If it doesn't have electricity or a viable aquifer for a well, you got ripped off.

>> No.51077978

>>51077923
There is a market for off-grid homes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhElNHGN9KY

>> No.51078008

I was going to buy some cheap land (im in Australia), it was a huge amount of land, and it was only like $1,000.

The catch was that it is in the middle of nowhere, and the government taxes the land out there by its size, so your taxes for holding that $1,000 bit of land would be something like $150,000/year.

>> No.51078285

>>51077978
>Crested Butte
The resort fucked locals over when they joined Epic, the New Yorkers in that video said they moved there because it was on the Epic pass. Ski towns around the country are fucked and there's nothing that can be done about it.

If there's no utilities available to OP's land then he just paid for a plot to park a camper, WFH faggots aren't living off grid with no water/electric and they're definitely not living in an area with no outdoor recreation. I don't know where OP's land is but it's not within 45 minutes of a ski resort if it was that cheap.

>> No.51078389

>>51078008
what a retarded country

>> No.51079383

>>51078008
Grim

>> No.51079438

>>51077338
What about water and electricity?

>> No.51079768

>>51079438
Theres a well, and power can be hooked up

>> No.51079830

>>51078389
>>51079383
The concept I believe is that if you hodl the land for a century, eventually society will build out there, and $1,000 investment in that huge amount of land will end up paying off 1,000,000,000X in 100+ years

its just that you have to pay huge amounts of taxes for every year you hodl it and its doing nothing, but 5 generations ahead of you are going to own land worth billions

>> No.51080724

>>51079830
>tfw my property tax is $112
I’m sorry Bruce

>> No.51080737

>>51077923
I’ll drill a well eventually

>> No.51080953

>>51077382
What's wrong with Colorado land?

>> No.51081018

>>51080953
It’s nothing but apartment dweller seethe

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51081044

>>51077587
based, dont let city rentoids tell you anything else.
my question is, what can you do with your piece of land, is it suitable to build a house or use it for agriculture?

>> No.51081364

>>51080953
Rocky as shit. Terrible for growing and building.

>> No.51081503

>>51081044
It looks like there will eventually be an attempt at a McMansion subdivision with the houses on 5 acre plots. Probably just gonna hold the property for awhile. I’m also pretty connected in the hemp industry as my day job and so I may lease it to growers

>> No.51082074

>>51080737
In that case I'd look for a cheap trailer or shipping container on Craiglist so you can start spending time out there. With enough practice you can scare yuppies away from being your neighbors.

>> No.51083162

>>51082074
I’m not living here so I don’t really care who moves in

>> No.51083262

>>51079768
>Theres a well
>>51080737
>I’ll drill a well eventually
???

>> No.51083325

>>51083262
Disregard what I said lol, there is a spring and I’m able to drill a well with a county permit

>> No.51083397

>>51077338
Wish I could get cheap land.

t Canadian

>> No.51084403

>>51083397
Don’t let your memes be memes

>> No.51084497

>>51077338
I am extremely jealous. everything in central Texas is like 10x as expensive

>> No.51084530

I'm looking at an undeveloped piece of land in a future subdevelopment as well. what's your plan in 5 years, join them?
I think if you get a shipping container, they'd eventually form an HOA and force you to get rid of it

>> No.51084553

>>51077338
Oof that’s about twice what they went for 5 years ago, but you’ll be selling it for about that in a couple years yourself. It’s just the cycle of the land.

Lemme guess, you bought a little plot at the base of Blanca Peak. I really hope you are one of the few that actually make it work out there but most who do are methheads so I guess pick your poison.

>> No.51084643

>>51077338
looking for some land out West as well. not going to name the state. I just want a few acres to build a cabin and have a few chickens, goats, and a donkey. a quarter horse would also be nice.

>> No.51084674

>>51084530
I’m very tempted to lease it out to pot growers

>> No.51084908

>>51084643
would you live there permanently upon purchase? or build it up first and then move there in the future? are you employed?

>> No.51084922

>>51084674
My dad bought land in Marble CO close to Aspen in the 80s with the same intention as you, wait for it to appreciate and sell for a profit. In 2003 he finally gave up and sold it for what he paid for it. The taxes over that time added up to him losing like 30,000 on the deal. Don't be like old Gary. What county is your plot in?

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>>51077338
Very nice fren, I hope to be a landchad one day as well.

>> No.51085818

>>51077338
>>51077382
>So poor they have to buy their way into property ownership

Pathetic. If not for worms like you, my family's feudal lands would still be intact.

Reminder that no matter how much money you make or land you buy, you'll still be a literal shit-blooded peasant, who in olden days would be forced to prostrate yourself before us for even the thought of renting out some of my acres.

Reminder that when we owned those fucking villages we also owned the lives of every motherfucker in them...


Fuck you motherfucking british and your fucking decolonization fuck you so so so fucking much you couldn't fucking just leave the Rajas alone FUCK YOU

>> No.51087490

>>51077338
>$2,000 an acre
it's worthless except as a dump site

>> No.51087537

>>51079830
where exactly is the land? if it's in the desert it's never going to be worth shit.

>> No.51089120

>>51077338
How deep is your well? Heard they go thousands of feet deep out west. For me its northern MN were I dug my own.

>> No.51089125

>>51078008
retarded. Here it is taxed based on the value and if it is developed yet. You should have never let them take your guns.