/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51072854]

feeling crabby


>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>51069586

[Anonymous No.51072878]

good morning sirs.

[Anonymous No.51072883]

soxl are trannies

[Anonymous No.51072884]

pls no more crab

[Anonymous No.51072887]

>>51072878
good morning rohit

[Anonymous No.51072891]

>>51072884

[Anonymous No.51072892]

And you fags wonder why you're being forced back to the office...

[Anonymous No.51072899]

10 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.51072902]

Will today be based or are we getting BTFO?

[Anonymous No.51072916]

>>51072902
More crabbing.

[Anonymous No.51072920]

[Anonymous No.51072921]

>+0.01%
oh no bobros

[Anonymous No.51072922]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.51072923]

It's over

[Anonymous No.51072924]

>>51072892
false. we pretend in the office too. they are recalling us because I can't have 3 jobs I subcontract to jeets for 10/hr if I'm in office.

[Anonymous No.51072925]

>>51072878

[Anonymous No.51072928]

>>51072902

[Anonymous No.51072938]

>>51072923
>dirty flip
explains so much

[Anonymous No.51072942]

>>51072892
most office jobs are bullshit jobs and not needed

[Anonymous No.51072943]

Good morning cunts.

Are you ready for a day of getting cockteased only to end flat at market close?

[Anonymous No.51072944]

howdy mammals

[Anonymous No.51072952]

>>51072892
https://youtu.be/kg2UlYDswSc

[Anonymous No.51072954]

>>51072923
baggie is that you?

[Anonymous No.51072956]

>even the german market is crabbing

wtf is this bullshit

[Anonymous No.51072962]

>>51072944
hey mang

[Anonymous No.51072963]

>>51072923
Based creep poster.

[Anonymous No.51072966]

>>51072956
its the golden age of crab

[Anonymous No.51072967]

U.S. Plans to Shift Bill for Covid Shots and Treatments to Insurers, Patients
https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/biden-administration-plans-for-end-of-covid-19-shot-treatment-coverage-11660838418
Biden Administration Plans for New Booster Campaign Soon After Labor Day
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/23/us/politics/covid-booster-shots-biden.html

[Anonymous No.51072978]

>>51072963
I hate this

[Anonymous No.51072980]

>>51072967
Great wasn't getting it anyway.

[Anonymous No.51072984]

>>51072892
meanwhile in the office...
https://twitter.com/JohnWRichKid/status/1561023740577779713

[Anonymous No.51072985]

short EUR

[Anonymous No.51072987]

>>51072967
I demand Brandon bailout my trading losses now

[Anonymous No.51073001]

>>51072892
everybody pretends in the office too, and also half an hour poop sessions, 3 minutes actual pooping 27 minutes sitting there pretending i'm still pooping

[Anonymous No.51073003]

>>51072923
>>51072963
the fact this takes up some space on your disk tells me everything I need to know

[Anonymous No.51073005]

Uranium bros...

[Anonymous No.51073012]

>>51072892
>i don't know why i need to be here 8 hours when i get all of my work done in under 2
fucking slave mentality nigger cattle. does he WANT 8 hours of work?

[Anonymous No.51073013]

>>51072962
How we feeling today fellow crustacean enjoyer?

[Anonymous No.51073014]

>>51073003
Cringe posting is a vital component of /smg/ culture

[Anonymous No.51073019]

>>51073005
average soxl bagholder

[Anonymous No.51073021]

I'm very sweetie right now..

[Anonymous No.51073027]

3.1% on the 10yr

[Anonymous No.51073030]

This is a borderline gore thread

[Anonymous No.51073031]

>>51073005
Wow, uranium really is the future, powerful!

[Anonymous No.51073037]

>>51073003
You vill eat ze bugs

[Anonymous No.51073038]

SIGA Sisterhood, I don't know if I can handle another red day. It's been like 8 in a row

[Anonymous No.51073044]

>>51072984
Jesus Christ. We need a depression not a recession. We also need a brutal world war. It's time once and for all to break the zoomers physically and mentally. Office scum needs to be reminded that they are the weakest link of society.

[Anonymous No.51073045]

WT(h*ck)WT!

[Anonymous No.51073046]

>>51073027

[Anonymous No.51073050]

>>51072943
I only buy relatively high yield dividend garbage
crabbing is my home, my way of life

[Anonymous No.51073051]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.51073061]

WTWFT

[Anonymous No.51073069]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51073072]

Huh? that's it?

What the fuck was that...

[Anonymous No.51073078]

>>51072892
I thought it was so the government could get taxes on office rental fees and on the resulting commerce in the surrounding establishments

[Anonymous No.51073081]

Cathie Woods dumped all her nvda
The bottom is officially in
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.51073083]

So what was that?

[Anonymous No.51073086]

>>51073050
wtf a high yield dividend just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.51073088]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51073094]

*BREATHES IN *
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[Anonymous No.51073098]

>>51073083
That was, what we in the business call, fuck.

[Anonymous No.51073101]

>>51073027
It's actually a pretty important level from July.

[Anonymous No.51073102]

>>51072984
It's ogre

[Anonymous No.51073110]

>>51073086
Be careful, these fuckers can bite

[Anonymous No.51073124]

>>51073086
whoa.

[Anonymous No.51073130]

>soxl

[Anonymous No.51073138]

ALL IN YANG!?!
CHINA COLLAPSE IN 2 WEEK ECONOMY !?!?

[Anonymous No.51073144]

>>51073138
CHAD is the obvious choice (if you like losing money fast)

[Anonymous No.51073166]

SIGA pulling yet another morning scam wick. This shit is (((manipulated))) as hell. Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.51073180]

>>51073102
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.51073184]

>>51073102
An advanced state-sponsored weaponised AI created this gif to maximally enrage biz.
It just forgot ONE little thing.
Boobs.

[Anonymous No.51073192]

Dear Hedgies,
Figured out this game you're playing
Either the SIGA is going to make me rich
Or you are.

You can pick.

[Anonymous No.51073195]

>>51073130

Kek NVDA earnings after hours today. Hope you loaded up on shorts.

[Anonymous No.51073204]

Thinking of buying in on SIGA, am i too late already?

[Anonymous No.51073205]

>>51073037
Honestly, I'm sure they're not bad at all. You can make a shoe palatable if you deep fry and salt it. I personally would remove the heads, slit them longways, gut them, and then rinse them off before frying them, but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.51073208]

>>51073180
Oh don't worry sweatie. You will.

[Anonymous No.51073221]

>>51073208
>Goldsmith

[Anonymous No.51073225]

>>51073204
Now would definitely be a good time to buy, much better then those dummies who bought at 25 (pls buy my bags)

[Anonymous No.51073226]

>>51073205
>You can make a shoe palatable
t. Werner Herzog

[Anonymous No.51073235]

>BBBY

[Anonymous No.51073248]

>>51072923
>>51072963
post more

[Anonymous No.51073252]

>>51073204
now is the perfect time to get in, anon

[Anonymous No.51073253]

>>51073195
Based Brie booba poster.

[Anonymous No.51073260]

>>51072892
A job is a job. There is no requirement to be 'working constantly'. Boomers need a fucking reality check.

>>51072916
The worst part about the crabbenzeit is that dow goes down but people are always trying to slurp the nasdaq. I don't know what it is about fucking meta, amazog, tesla, intc and other garbage tech companies that people keep throwing their entire soul into them. Maybe because it worked before, so they're just going to fomo endlessly until the bottom really falls out?
>inb4 but netflix is already way down
And it produces nothing anyone wants to see, there's no real reason why blockbuster should ever pump now that the company is dead. Sometimes the company is just fucking worthless.

[Anonymous No.51073261]

>>51073130
>https://finance.yahoo.com/m/0bff45c4-d5e9-3c01-b0c6-fab3cb506824/cathie-wood-dumps-nvidia.html
are you fucking kidding me

[Anonymous No.51073267]

>>51073001
That's coming to an end too cubicle cuck

[Anonymous No.51073269]

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.51073282]

STOP CRABBING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51073283]

>>51073204
Come in, the water's totally hot and definitely not rapidly cooling

[Anonymous No.51073284]

>>51073261
>using actively managed instead of passively managed literally fucking ever

[Anonymous No.51073285]

>>51073261
she's bound to get one right eventually

[Anonymous No.51073303]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.51073312]

>>51073261
buy high sell low, cathie wood's motto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt38LPYt_eg&list=RDMMxt38LPYt_eg&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.51073314]

>>51073204
Don't buy in yet.
The stock will tank after the morning buys.
Wait until the bottom of the retrace.

[Anonymous No.51073315]

Look at the volume

[Anonymous No.51073325]

>>51073312

[Anonymous No.51073327]

>>51073260
It's not that someone needs to be constantly working, it's the fact that tech faggots work 2 hours a day (if that) and then have the audacity to say shit like (I'm so burned out from work) or (I don't get paid enough for this). Techies are going to be in for a ride awakening once their jobs permanently disappear.

[Anonymous No.51073328]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51073339]

oh look another crab day
how exciting

[Anonymous No.51073348]

>/smg/ cursed edition

[Anonymous No.51073372]

>>51073195
>>51073253
That thing is disgusting

[Anonymous No.51073371]

why is uvxy going down

[Anonymous No.51073373]

>>51073261

[Anonymous No.51073375]

>>51073328
So semi's were really propped up that hard by crypto miners? Why did they fight them so hard then?

[Anonymous No.51073380]

>>51073348
Dalmatians are mean fucking dogs to begin with. A lot of people don't know that.

[Anonymous No.51073381]

>>51073339
>he's not selling both calls and puts like a fiend
>he's not making money while the market does nothing

[Anonymous No.51073387]

if you're holding BBBY bags today might be your last chance to get out

[Anonymous No.51073388]

>>51073261
Why do they let wh*te women be in charge of anything

[Anonymous No.51073390]

I want to shit on cathie Woods face
A dump 13% bigger than what she just made

[Anonymous No.51073392]

nobody replied to my thread last night. shame on you all.
captcha: jny22y

[Anonymous No.51073395]

>>51073327
Nothing makes my morning more than biztards seething about tech workers kek

[Anonymous No.51073396]

>>51073372
That only makes me harder.

[Anonymous No.51073399]

>>51073375
hurt their ESG scores.

[Anonymous No.51073401]

>>51073387
I'm trying to short but my broker doesn't have any shares to lend for me ffs

[Anonymous No.51073410]

LINE GO UP, LINE GO DOWN, OR LINE GO SIDEWAYS?!?!?

[Anonymous No.51073416]

>>51073373
Oof

[Anonymous No.51073419]

DAMN MY LIMIT ORDERS ARE POPPING OFF

[Anonymous No.51073429]

No green rocks bros on /smg/ anymore it seems

[Anonymous No.51073436]

>>51073371
Volatility has been deemed racist

[Anonymous No.51073439]

I bet they're going to do a complete U-turn and rally NVDA when they report shit earnings

[Anonymous No.51073441]

[Anonymous No.51073445]

>>51073410
>LINE GO UP
yes
>LINE GO DOWN
yes
>OR LINE GO SIDEWAYS?!?!?
yes

[Anonymous No.51073455]

>>51073381
sold a call or two, it's picking up pennies in front of the bulldozer though

[Anonymous No.51073457]

fucking tsla is holding the market up

[Anonymous No.51073460]

>>51073396

[Anonymous No.51073461]

>BBBY apes, in thinking we're backarino!!

[Anonymous No.51073465]

>>51073441

[Anonymous No.51073467]

Tesla calls going to 1200

[Anonymous No.51073468]

Why is uranium surging today? What's the news?

[Anonymous No.51073472]

>>51073460
Yes, that approximates my face between that stupid brat's thighs.

[Anonymous No.51073473]

So what effect does Cutie Cathie selling NVDA have???

[Anonymous No.51073478]

>>51073005
>fag in charge of "waste" site that doesn't exist
lol when uranium actually takes off the memes about how fabulous this queer is are gonna be the funniest around

[Anonymous No.51073481]

>>51073439
Exactly why I never fuck around during earnings. Been burned too many times by obvious long/shorts only for it to go the completely opposite direction

[Anonymous No.51073483]

SOXL owners you benigger yourselves

[Anonymous No.51073490]

someone post brie's feet

[Anonymous No.51073495]

>>51073461
yeah, that's a real woman

[Anonymous No.51073497]

>>51073473
Extremely bullish if NVDA

[Anonymous No.51073506]

>SIGA
Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.51073507]

TSM and AMD beat. NVDA lowered expectations already. I think they’ll be okay.

[Anonymous No.51073520]

>>51073472
At least slap her around a little for me. Actually slap her around a lot.

[Anonymous No.51073524]

>>51073490
please no i'm eating

[Anonymous No.51073535]

>>51073461
A woman, taking no drugs and having no surgeries, passes EASILY as a man with very minimal effort. All it takes is some clothing choices and some body language.
A man trying to pass as a woman, however, has no hope whatsoever.
The world is unfair.

[Anonymous No.51073536]

>>51073441
>>51073465

can someone make a crab version of these?

[Anonymous No.51073562]

>>51073495
Yeah it is

[Anonymous No.51073564]

what is being discussed at the fed meeting friday exactly?

[Anonymous No.51073565]

>>51073524
Sorry buddy, tell that to the other guy. leave the screen for a few minutes

[Anonymous No.51073580]

>>51073535
Is there something you'd like to share with us anon?

[Anonymous No.51073598]

>>51073327
A job is a job, if that is the going rate for doing that job then that is the rate. There is no reason why you can't self-learn, certify and then undercut them, ultimately driving pay for WFH positions down. This is already being done in places like Kentucky, where rural retard whites are like more expensive pajeets.

[Anonymous No.51073605]

What's a good play for this week?

[Anonymous No.51073606]

>>51073565

[Anonymous No.51073613]

>>51073580
Yes. Bought CCJ 2 days ago and I am very proud of myself.

[Anonymous No.51073616]

>>51073605
SOXL

[Anonymous No.51073617]

damn sold siga early today for small gain shit is about to pop again

[Anonymous No.51073627]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51073634]

Is Biden forgiving my debts or no

[Anonymous No.51073635]

>amc

[Anonymous No.51073641]

>>51073208
>sweetie
sorry tranny

[Anonymous No.51073645]

US: Pending Home Sales decline by 1% in July vs. -4% expected

[Anonymous No.51073646]

>>51073617
My dick twitched when I looked at the price. I can feel it. It's time.

[Anonymous No.51073653]

>>51073634
only if you eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.51073661]

>some of my stocks go up biggly
>some of mine go down biggly
...

[Anonymous No.51073667]

>>51073605
Be progressive. Buy some SOXL calls.

[Anonymous No.51073671]

If S&P falls below current levels, I'm pretty sure a serious multiday dump will occur.
It's on level of previous two plateaus on daily chart.

[Anonymous No.51073674]

WHY IS URANIUM SURGING AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51073676]

>>51073645

[Anonymous No.51073675]

>>51073645
So people are still trying to dump their bags?

Maybe drop the prices a little eh

[Anonymous No.51073680]

Ok the brie Larson posting has to stop. She's fucking disgusting. Implementing goblina punishment program.

[Anonymous No.51073687]

>>51073674
yea i didnt buy yet either lmao

[Anonymous No.51073688]

>market opens
>red

[Anonymous No.51073699]

BUDDY LOOK AT SGD

[Anonymous No.51073709]

>>51073680
No. Goblinas are also bad. Anything above 2 dimensions is shit

[Anonymous No.51073711]

>>51073634

TWO

MORE

WEEKS

[Anonymous No.51073715]

>>51073667
The future is furry. (A lot of girls do this)

[Anonymous No.51073718]

>Apple down
>Snap up

[Anonymous No.51073719]

BUDDY LOOK AT YIELD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51073740]

WHY VOLOTILE

[Anonymous No.51073753]

>dead thread
>dead vol
>dollar slipping

yeah i'm thinking we're pumping

[Anonymous No.51073754]

>>51073674
>Down 50% on the 6 month chart
Lmao

[Anonymous No.51073757]

>>51073715
It's just gonna get worse. Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.51073758]

the last 30 minutes before the eia report is always the longest. here's to another massive draw that pumps us back over $100 eow.

[Anonymous No.51073763]

oil and gas it's that simple

[Anonymous No.51073774]

>>51073763
uh sorry chud, this is a progressive thread

[Anonymous No.51073785]

>>51073688
yea and then:

green
red
green
red
>closes at exactly +-0

[Anonymous No.51073789]

>>51073715
>(A lot of wh*te girls do this)
Fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.51073791]

>>51072892
>My PC is faster the Work PC
>No travel time
>No HR teambuilding gimmicks in the first hour of every week
>Could work even lunch, I dont even need lunch break
>Less gossip with co-workers
>Last 2 hours are barely productive anyway
>Dont even need meals late afternoon

[Anonymous No.51073813]

EIA PLEASE PUMP MY BAGS OR THE SAUDIS ARE GONNA SHIT ON YOUR FACES

[Anonymous No.51073817]

>>51073763
Yes.

...but its too late for them now.

[Anonymous No.51073827]

>>51073763

Wtf is with commodities chuds? You know there is an entire stock market right? Commodities was a good play in February. They are literally done pumping now, and alot of shit is way down.

[Anonymous No.51073828]

You guys did buy uranium, right? If you get in between now and next week, you're still early.

[Anonymous No.51073838]

>>51073757
Umm sweaty careful, that's borderline cyber bullying.

[Anonymous No.51073858]

Uuuu up 15% wtf

[Anonymous No.51073872]

Do I buy SOXL calls now?

[Anonymous No.51073876]

>>51073838

[Anonymous No.51073877]

>>51073838

[Anonymous No.51073883]

>>51073813
API reported another massive draw, I can't imagine the EIA is too far off.
Unless biden tries to fake more data.

[Anonymous No.51073889]

>>51073858
See >>51073828
Everything in the sector is up 10+%

[Anonymous No.51073898]

CRAB DAY

[Anonymous No.51073903]

>>51073838
repulsive

[Anonymous No.51073904]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51073905]

>>51073828
Wow one new plant when dozens in china hasn't mooned uranium in the last 3 years.

[Anonymous No.51073910]

>>51073828

>inb4 mysterious and unforeseeable nuclear power plant explosion in Japan

[Anonymous No.51073912]

Nvda will kill the crab.

[Anonymous No.51073921]

Not many uranium bros left after the bleeding over the past months, I guess.
Would love to know why it pumped 5-8% yesterday and is pumping 15% today

[Anonymous No.51073922]

>>51073883
>Unless biden tries to fake more data.
That's haram brother. But with uranium mooning I sterted having second thought about opening a long 15 minutes before the news release. May Allah show mercy upon us

[Anonymous No.51073924]

>bbby got a loan
>it now won't immediately go bankrupt
>it pumps
>people slowly realizing this is only delaying the inevitable
>slowly losing all its gains

[Anonymous No.51073935]

>>51073827
Holy fuck that image is comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.51073938]

>>51073924
its really entertaining watching another stock cult being born in real time

[Anonymous No.51073941]

>>51073507

[Anonymous No.51073954]

I gotta say, you guys are based for posting all the questionable slags you like. Bullish for muh dik. Also, all my buy orders filled. My job here is done today.

[Anonymous No.51073960]

>>51073921

imagine shilling this shit lmao

>UP 16 PERCENT
actually down 20% ytd

[Anonymous No.51073962]

>>51073921
The penny is dropping that we can’t have any sort of renewable power grid without a massive input from nuclear, it was only a matter of time

[Anonymous No.51073963]

>>51073924
the loan pump is silly. Sure it got a cash injection in the short term but it's still a company that's all but dead to rights.
>>51073935
built like a fridge

[Anonymous No.51073964]

>>51073828
which stock is good?

[Anonymous No.51073968]

>>51073938
>company dying because of its fundamentals
>"if we just pump it hard enough, fundamentals don't matter!"

[Anonymous No.51073980]

>>51073565
Tell me thats fake right now

[Anonymous No.51073983]

>>51073960
imagine shilling this shit lmao

[Anonymous No.51073997]

>>51073935
brap

[Anonymous No.51074001]

>>51073983
Exact same shit rumble is going to do so be prepared.

[Anonymous No.51074011]

>>51073565
THATS A FUCKING WITCH

[Anonymous No.51074023]

>>51073968
my wealth is not measured in gains but in the PnDs I've avoided

[Anonymous No.51074028]

Banks are propping up BBBY because of that loan, disgusting. Gensler is such a retarded cuck

[Anonymous No.51074034]

>>51073922
uhhhhh, the EIA website won't load for me.

[Anonymous No.51074039]

>>51073960
Where did I shill, you simmering retard?

[Anonymous No.51074042]

>>51074001
Rumble has blown up recently and TRUTH Social literally owns it lol.

[Anonymous No.51074046]

>>51074028
blackrock owns a huge amount of bbby
it's obvious this is a pump so they can tell it off and the baggies are gonna get boned yet again

[Anonymous No.51074059]

OIL

[Anonymous No.51074062]

Let me guess anon, you bought puts at the local bottom.. AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51074073]

>>51074059
dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.51074082]

>>51074042
Rumble hasn't gone public yet, it's still in its SPAC phase.

[Anonymous No.51074086]

lmao these numbers

[Anonymous No.51074088]

[Anonymous No.51074092]

>>51074062
>admitting it's a local bottom
careful mumu

[Anonymous No.51074095]

>>51073828
Based nips.

>>51073964
UEC

[Anonymous No.51074096]

>>51074073

>Saudis set price floor

Only up from here

[Anonymous No.51074102]

>>51072963
This is fucking hilarious. I can imagine baggie being like this.

[Anonymous No.51074108]

U.S. crude oil refinery inputs averaged 16.3 million barrels per day during the week
ending August 19, 2022 which was 168,000 barrels per day less than the previous week’s average. Refineries operated at 93.8% of their operable capacity last week. Gasoline production decreased last week, averaging 9.4 million barrels per day. Distillate fuel production increased last week, averaging 5.2 million barrels per day.

U.S. crude oil imports averaged 6.2 million barrels per day last week, increased by 40,000 barrels per day from the previous week. Over the past four weeks, crude oil imports averaged about 6.5 million barrels per day, 1.9% more than the same four-week period last year. Total motor gasoline imports (including both finished gasoline and gasoline blending components) last week averaged 615,000 barrels per day, and distillate fuel imports averaged 173,000 barrels per day.

U.S. commercial crude oil inventories (excluding those in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve) decreased by 3.3 million barrels from the previous week. At 421.7 million barrels, U.S. crude oil inventories are about 6% below the five year average for this time of year. Total motor gasoline inventories virtually unchanged from last week and are about 7% below the five year average for this time of year. Finished gasoline inventories increased, but blending components inventories decreased last week. Distillate fuel inventories decreased by 0.7 million barrels last week and are about 24% below the five year average for this time of year. Propane/propylene inventories virtually unchanged from last week and are about 11% below the five year average for this time of year. Total commercial petroleum inventories increased by 1.4 million barrels last week.

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[Anonymous No.51074114]

[Anonymous No.51074115]

>>51073960
What have you ever shilled that you didn't buy the top of. Infact you're getting fucked so hard by CHWY I bet you're a wh*te woman.

[Anonymous No.51074117]

>>51074088
don't these build up or am I thinking of rent when they're frozen?

[Anonymous No.51074123]

>>51074117
oh you bet your ass the interest is still piling up

[Anonymous No.51074127]

>>51074088
president bidenstein 4 more years

[Anonymous No.51074128]

>>51074088
Hell yeah niggies, no more loan payments again.

[Anonymous No.51074130]

>>51074108
Total products supplied over the last four-week period averaged 20.0 million barrels a day, down by 4.7% from the same period last year. Over the past four weeks, motor gasoline product supplied averaged 8.9 million barrels a day, down by 7.0% from the same period last year. Distillate fuel product supplied averaged 3.9 million barrels a day over the past four weeks, down by 2.3% from the same period last year. Jet fuel product supplied was up 7.3% compared with the same four-week period last year.

https://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

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[Anonymous No.51074138]

Nancy Pelosis husband got arrested for drunk driving

[Anonymous No.51074139]

>>51074073
More likely sets a trading range here, unless of course mega recession kicks off

[Anonymous No.51074140]

Rabihood tried to jew me this morning. My BBBY lotto ticket call mooned and when I tried to sell it asked me to verify and confirm a text code that they didn't ever send.. tried multiple times and nothing. Had to use my phone to close it and buy a couple puts.. just now able to log back into my trading account after the volatility died off... pretty gay not gonna lie but didn't get screwed this time.

[Anonymous No.51074148]

>>51074088
>frozen until November
GEE I WONDER WHY FOUR MONTHS

[Anonymous No.51074150]

>>51074117
>>51074123
not federal loans

[Anonymous No.51074152]

>this volatility on the NVDA options

any anons playing amd because of nvda earnings

[Anonymous No.51074154]

>>51074088
>Jerome get the printers

[Anonymous No.51074164]

>>51074140
Get a real broker.

[Anonymous No.51074170]

>>51074138
>slowpoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.51074173]

>>51074088
>inb4 hr forgives minority loans only

[Anonymous No.51074174]

>>51074128
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51074184]

>>51074152
probably an iron condor if anything.

[Anonymous No.51074187]

>>51074170
i dont know what thats supposed to mean again

[Anonymous No.51074188]

>>51073912
They’re going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.51074194]

why the fuck would crude sell off based on this report? It's bullish. Was it priced in so being sold on the news?

[Anonymous No.51074195]

>>51074170
>haha what’s up with his leg
>oh
>Oh no.

[Anonymous No.51074197]

>all this slow bleeding
please just end me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h66dI0q_9As

[Anonymous No.51074199]

>oil stocks sussin
>techshit bussin
aaAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51074200]

What's up with airt on Google chart?

[Anonymous No.51074211]

>>51074140
Don't ever use Robinhood outside of your phone. The website is hot garbage but their phone UI is one of the best.

[Anonymous No.51074215]

>>51074173
Holy shit that would be HILARIOUS, I hope this happens

[Anonymous No.51074220]

>>51074115
dogfucking isn't the last taboo

[Anonymous No.51074231]

>>51074194
my guess is that since the deposits are higher than the expected algos take this as bullish. That sellof was weaker than my cat's farts

[Anonymous No.51074233]

>>51074088
Hol up so he's not doing the $10k? HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51074238]

>>51074088
Can he do this shit? Doesn't this violate some constitutional laws?

[Anonymous No.51074249]

>>51073038
You didn't sell at $25? That was the price point.

[Anonymous No.51074259]

>Biden was supposed to give $10,000 student loan relief
>actually just delays payments until midterms
>retards are celebrating this as a victory

[Anonymous No.51074261]

>>51074220
Not even that is because dogs fucking kids would be a step further.

[Anonymous No.51074269]

>>51074220
Pedophilia has already been admitted into the fag movement. They are now a protected class that.

[Anonymous No.51074270]

>>51073983
Even despite everything, I still can see it giga-pumping to new ATHs if Trump won the presidency. Unlikely? Maybe. But if he did win..

[Anonymous No.51074274]

>>51074238
Why wouldn't he. It's bullish for the markets. The freeze itself doesn't hurt anything and now you have more people with more disposable income.

[Anonymous No.51074277]

>wake up
>open SMG
>day immediately ruined

[Anonymous No.51074280]

>>51074269

[Anonymous No.51074282]

>>51074194
Forgot to say if crude doesnt fall bellow 92.5 we're going much higher

[Anonymous No.51074283]

>>51074164
>>51074211

Been using em for a year no problems but that BBBY shit this morning was blatant kikery. I've never had them fail to send confirm codes in less than like 10 seconds and it flat out wouldn't work until like 1015. Retarded the phone app works better. Definitely gonna move to a less Jewish broker by next year and buy some revenge puts

[Anonymous No.51074287]

>>51074170

[Anonymous No.51074294]

>>51074128
He is unironically pretty good.

[Anonymous No.51074296]

>>51074249
Why didn't you tell me that at 25 then?!

[Anonymous No.51074301]

we keep hearing about piss orgies but what about shit orgies?

[Anonymous No.51074302]

>>51074269
why are western fags/pedos so much more depraved than the average jap cartoon fantasy

[Anonymous No.51074310]

>>51074128
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM&ab_channel=MARQUESESCOTT

[Anonymous No.51074318]

why is it SO FUCKING VILENT TODAY

[Anonymous No.51074323]

>>51073472
Sorry, but I would red candle stick that, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.51074331]

>>51074283
I would never use Robinhood for anything with wild volatility like BBBY. They probably had to stall you out because they had too many orders. Definitely worth going to fidelity or something. If you can stomach the utilitarian UI.

[Anonymous No.51074332]

>>51074270
How is it bullish for the market or not hurt anything? If federal loans aren't being collected then the federal government has to get that money from someplace else or just allow more inflation to occur... it should be illegal to vote without taking 3 level micro and macro courses...

[Anonymous No.51074333]

>BBBY

[Anonymous No.51074335]

[Anonymous No.51074336]

>>51074302
They feed off of degeneracy and corruption...basically minions of slaanesh

[Anonymous No.51074337]

>>51074088
>meme source
I'll believer it when I see other outlets reporting it, for now this is going in my misinformation folder

[Anonymous No.51074338]

>>51074287
Man itself is the greatest horror

[Anonymous No.51074345]

New

>>51074344
>>51074344

[Anonymous No.51074356]

>>51074336
warhammer reference

based anon may the market gods grant your positions many gains

[Anonymous No.51074360]

>>51074345
way too early faggot

[Anonymous No.51074361]

>>51074238
kek, brah, there are no laws in muttland anymore

[Anonymous No.51074366]

>>51074332

[Anonymous No.51074377]

>>51074360
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51074385]

>>51074302
really not that hard to think about

[Anonymous No.51074426]

>>51074259
Did Elon really tweat this
Her re-election is guaranteed

[Anonymous No.51074447]

>>51074361
Plenty of people in the US want to restructure the Supreme Court and make it easier to amend the Constitution. Call it evil if you want, but no river is ever the same. All is flux and our adaptation to it.

[Anonymous No.51074647]

>>51073912
Its going to pump to ATH now that cathie sold

[Anonymous No.51075030]

>>51074123
>>51074150
RIP anon's ass.

[Anonymous No.51075968]

>>51072923
Holy shit how dysgenic does one have to be before they kill themselves? How is this man still alive? Fake teeth, hair transplant, pasty and lanky, fuck man just blow your brains out for my sake. I dont want to look at you

[Anonymous No.51076364]

>>51074170
hes got a leg up on other men

[Anonymous No.51077016]

>NERV
You took the Shinji pill right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51077225]

>>51073102
I wish this cringy disgusting monstrosity didn't exist

[Anonymous No.51077271]

>>51073138
Hold on to your britches!

[Anonymous No.51077359]

>>51073208
My ex gf got an art degree then suddenly started working for blizzard. She's a 9/10 green eyes and big tits skinny body.

Still pisses me off. Also pisses me off she went to one of those MLB summer camps or whatever women go to to fuck baseball pros. She did the gay best friend shit. She cheated on me once that I know officially. And she went travelling abroad with just girl friends and ehhh Coachella. Fucking whore.