/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51063994]

Party edition


>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>51062426

[Anonymous No.51064024]

what's the point of a synthetic future options trade versus just buying a long call or a long put?

[Anonymous No.51064027]

GASS is down 6% after hours. should i buy before earnings in the AM?

[Anonymous No.51064034]

If digits, SIGA will recover by end of month.

[Anonymous No.51064035]

yeaaaaaaaaa partay!

[Anonymous No.51064040]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51064052]

Wtf was today about Mr. Stock Market?
I hate the antichrist
I also hate myself
Am I the an̴̻͊t̶̜́͑ͅḯ̴̼̣c̵̯͊̉͘h̵̬͇̺̍̈r̴̟͌͝í̶̞̄s̸̬͗t?
FUCK

[Anonymous No.51064100]

urgh

[Anonymous No.51064101]

>>51063955
I'm just impressed with the magnitude and duration of blind pumps these days.
It's like how BBBY sorta bounced even after the announcement that Ryan Cohen had sold. It took a whole 2nd day and a more explicit announcement of his complete sale for the impact to really set into those retards' minds. If that extra clarification hadn't come, it'd likely still be trading at $20+ today.

With SIGA, they'll never really get that clear "it's fucking over" signal, so it just stays perpetually in this sorta zombie pump phase as the shareholder base becomes more cultish. It's not the only stock to do this of course. There are so many stocks (and other assets) like this in the current market that I'd hit the 2000 character limit if I tried to list them all.

Under near-zero interest rates it made more sense, but at this point interest rates are climbing and yet the amount of "wealth" stored in these truly valueless assets continues to grow towards infinity.

[Anonymous No.51064125]

>>51064024
cuase it means you got a long pee pee

[Anonymous No.51064132]

FUCK CARVANA
WHY CANT I BORROW??????

[Anonymous No.51064190]

AMC is kill.

[Anonymous No.51064200]

>>51063994
I need hopium now!!! please!!!

[Anonymous No.51064207]

>>51064200
here ya go champ

[Anonymous No.51064223]

Just remember tech is the only way out for mankind.

[Anonymous No.51064222]

>>51063994
Just turn it down.

[Anonymous No.51064234]

>>51064190
>Try to back future of retards that want a short squeeze
>The refuse to do anything
>CEO comes up with retarded final solution and names it "APE" to try and get more retard bucks
>It fails as expected
It took reddit 1 year to completely annihilates their 'revolution', back to throwing money at VOO and FXAIX then

[Anonymous No.51064236]

>>51064101
The disease has only been out for 4 months. Faggots were always the carriers. Nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.51064245]

>>51064223
What a shitty hero, what kind of power is it to be obsolete

[Anonymous No.51064246]

Outstanding market these days. Are we going to crab until the F.E.D. gets back from their Wyoming vacation?

[Anonymous No.51064266]

>>51064234
Who?

[Anonymous No.51064267]

>>51063994
I'm gonna short everything related to Warner Bros. and China

https://youtu.be/NNvAuPDJH7s

[Anonymous No.51064277]

>>51064267
What are short options for China? All I know is YANG

[Anonymous No.51064279]

>>51064267
Shorting Ger40 seems more save

[Anonymous No.51064283]

>>51064267
>firing women and minorities
based

[Anonymous No.51064285]

>>51064267
How much do they get paid to post this stuff?

[Anonymous No.51064295]

Oil bros.... How we feelin

[Anonymous No.51064303]

I just need a 5x.
I just need a 5x, and I will never trade again.
It is out there, it eludes me.
I just need a 5x and I will never trade again.

[Anonymous No.51064304]

>>51064277
Figure it out yourself.

https://etfdb.com/themes/inverse-short-etfs/#complete-list&sort_name=assets_under_management&sort_order=desc&page=4

[Anonymous No.51064316]

Sales numbers keep getting worse for BYND. It's a highly competitive market

[Anonymous No.51064329]

...

[Anonymous No.51064331]

>>51064277
Anymore companies that is going to be delisted soon. 5 huge ass stocks have already been delisted, one of them was Alibaba.

[Anonymous No.51064340]

>>51064316
I will not eat the onions flavored with seed oils and (((natural flavors)))

[Anonymous No.51064344]

>>51064304
I found it, the perfect one

[Anonymous No.51064353]

>>51064277
I have a few puts on YINN.

[Anonymous No.51064363]

>>51064295
Oils at $90 and oil equities are trading like it's already bounced back to $120.
Makes me nervous.

I'm selling into this strength.

[Anonymous No.51064366]

>>51064034
bonk fr fr

[Anonymous No.51064375]

I'm also going to short a bunch of retail and restaurant stocks. Things are looking pretty grim right now.

https://youtu.be/qnbdj-4RE2E

[Anonymous No.51064397]

>>51064267
Pirate chads win yet again

[Anonymous No.51064406]

>>51064340
They dont really use an onion flavor

[Anonymous No.51064434]

>>51064353
prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.51064448]

>when she sees your recent trades

[Anonymous No.51064470]

>>51064234
>CEO comes up with retarded final solution and names it "APE" to try and get more retard bucks

Wow this really happened.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/04/amc-to-issue-preferred-stock-under-the-ticker-symbol-ape.html

[Anonymous No.51064486]

Is it too late to get in? Should I wait for midterms?

[Anonymous No.51064487]

>>51064406
i meant so.y oops

[Anonymous No.51064494]

looks like spicy mcchickens are back on the menu, boys
went to one of those weird ones that are attached to gas stations, and they only charge $1.69

[Anonymous No.51064529]

>>51064486
If you summarize POS I'll tell you

[Anonymous No.51064534]

>>51064024
>what's the point of a synthetic future options trade versus just buying a long call or a long put?
bump pls answer

[Anonymous No.51064541]

>>51064246
>the F.E.D.
always makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.51064549]

>>51064363
But the oil stocks have for the longest time been priced for 60 dollar crude. Xle has been going up and oil sideways down. It's happening

[Anonymous No.51064558]

>>51064246
what's going on here, and how do i get a fridge body dollar store demi lovato gf?

[Anonymous No.51064564]

>>51064295
I think it’s time to get in. XLE? USO calls?

[Anonymous No.51064565]

Oracle CEO warns massive lay offs in the tech industry during the next decade as they join Amazon and Google permanent hire freeze.

Guess I will be shorting a lot of big tech stonks too.

[Anonymous No.51064580]

Jackson’s asshole meeting

[Anonymous No.51064599]

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. SOXL.

[Anonymous No.51064613]

>>51064558
A citizen reporter is questioning a disgraced lawyer.

[Anonymous No.51064624]

>>51064613
and the second part of my question?

[Anonymous No.51064638]

>>51064564
I own NRGU. There's VDE XLE OXY XOM CVX GUSH

[Anonymous No.51064639]

>>51064101
>It's like how BBBY sorta bounced even after the announcement that Ryan Cohen had sold. It took a whole 2nd day and a more explicit announcement of his complete sale for the impact to really set into those retards' minds.
first stage, denial

[Anonymous No.51064644]

>1990; national public radio
>2022; nigga’s publicly radicalizing
Oh and stocks are down

[Anonymous No.51064646]

>>51064624
Uh, based on that model in particular, get your CPA.

[Anonymous No.51064652]

>>51064580
Anytime this nigga talks the market pumps even when he says there will be more rape hikes

[Anonymous No.51064691]

>>51064344

[Anonymous No.51064702]

Who is this Jackson and why does his hole wield so much power?

[Anonymous No.51064708]

fucking kek there's a yellowjacket nest near my porch that i have to take out tonight, and i saw the black fedex guy freak the fuck out on my security cam. i'd post it here, but you guys would doxx me

[Anonymous No.51064718]

>>51064486
Too late to get in to shorting everything? No, we still have >>51064652 before the real bloodshed in September.

[Anonymous No.51064726]

>>51064644
Fuck npr.

[Anonymous No.51064728]

I just want to be happy... when will the stock market let me?

[Anonymous No.51064734]

So Powell isn't talking until 10AM friday?

[Anonymous No.51064742]

>>51064702
https://youtu.be/Ht2GPj26EB4

https://youtu.be/HIPME-tSLhM

[Anonymous No.51064744]

>>51064267
Buying leaps on WBD tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51064748]

I'm shorting anything related to student loan debts

[Anonymous No.51064756]

is that a Batgirl on the WBD chart?

[Anonymous No.51064757]

>>51064236
>Nothing has changed
The cdc or some kikeorg said it was an STD recently, that's new, early on there was talk of it being airborne and back then SIGA was a good play under $15. I got out when it was acknowledged an STD and made around 70% in like a month. Now that it is an STD, nobody gives a shit, let the faggots rot from their rotten assholes, everybody is sick of all the faggot bullshit anymore.

[Anonymous No.51064766]

>>51064748
so...the country?

[Anonymous No.51064780]

>>51064748
Why? Dont you know theyre banning abortion?

[Anonymous No.51064794]

>>51064742
why can't people just talk about the metaphorical value of religion in general and Christianity more specifically, like Jordan Peterson does? it's not like it's worthless just because it isn't literal. it was "the First Book" for a reason, you know.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGks0zfLZg

[Anonymous No.51064797]

>>51064748
Government needs to quit handing out loans like fucking candy, I don't even see the point no one invests in SLABs and most loans are given out by the government so you can't even make the "greedy bankers" argument

[Anonymous No.51064799]

>>51064267
So fucking glad I dumped that shit soon as I got it.

[Anonymous No.51064815]

>>51064748
*brrring in the distance grows louder*

[Anonymous No.51064829]

>>51064599
Are you short SOXL or just SHOP?

[Anonymous No.51064834]

>>51064797
>Government needs to quit handing out loans

all you needed to say. audit the Fed btw

[Anonymous No.51064865]

>>51064766
Too broad, any stocks on companies that are connected to universities with shitload of debt.

[Anonymous No.51064866]

>>51064797
>Government needs to quit handing out loans like fucking candy
but then how is the GDP supposed to grow

[Anonymous No.51064869]

>>51064829
no im not shorting SOXL bcuz its impossible, no shares to borrow and IV is rape

[Anonymous No.51064871]

>door dash (Ticker: DASH)
Anyone else buying puts?
I am a door dash driver (((top dasher omg))) and holeeey fuck have the orders fallen off a cliff.
This piece of shit company loses 500mm USD a year and will soon be more.
Granted they have no debt, but fuck, they hardly have customers anymore.
Used to be busy af, but shit has changed, I think inflation has caught up to regular people. The orders I do get, maybe 20% of people tip. A lot of tips are 1$ or less. usually its zero.
Bought nov 18 puts. earnings are going to be real shitty.
25B market cap for a company that burns 500M a year and now must compete vs amazon's newly acquired stake in GrubHub as well.
I don't even know what price I would actually buy this piece of shit company. it literally can not make money

[Anonymous No.51064875]

MAKE IT UP. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP.

[Anonymous No.51064885]

>>51064748
>Government goes full retard and cancels debt
>Colleges around the US skyrocket prices on everything since the government can just get rid of it
>People making 100k basically get a jump start on becoming the 1% while everyone else ends up getting saddled with other lines of debt
Once again the government fucks everyone over "solving" a problem they created in the first place

[Anonymous No.51064887]

>>51064757
>orthopox virus
>std
People actually believe there’s an equivalency here?
Is monkepox still an std when it infects family pets? Or sewer rats?

[Anonymous No.51064891]

>RH updated charts

HAHAHA NORMIE METRICS! NO BETTER THAN ASTROLOGY KEKKK

[Anonymous No.51064899]

>>51064875
Who is this kosher kween?

[Anonymous No.51064908]

>>51064871
Based, thanks for the info. This is the shit /smg/ needs

[Anonymous No.51064911]

[Anonymous No.51064921]

>>51064887
Obviously it's not an STD if dogs and kids are getting it, right homosexuals?.... right? Oh God no

[Anonymous No.51064924]

>>51064316
Heura is much better and is growing so fast. Glad I invested on them instead of BYND.

[Anonymous No.51064927]

>>51064924
wat is heura

[Anonymous No.51064963]

>>51064911
Yes ive just checked it her, on cnn, it says the dow will open up 397 basis points.

[Anonymous No.51064968]

>>51064911
Dude, they're literally 0% on my screen

[Anonymous No.51064969]

>>51064927
A spanish startup that people loves. I fucking hate vegan products and their nuggets really tastes like chicken.

[Anonymous No.51064982]

>>51064344
Checked and don't mind if I join you, fellow CHAD

[Anonymous No.51064986]

>>51064757
I'm hoping it'll pick up steam after the fags get a month or two of pre covid campus life. All the sexually depraved mutilated eunuchs allow any pole to put thousands of miles on that hole. They're messy too. Equity means people will share dorms, no matter what.
>You're roomed with xireta and xir's fucking machine?
>thank yhwh you get to share in such culture goyim
Full disclosure sold my stake eod today, $5k boost to the trading blanace. Would have been excellent had I sold at 25.
Thinking it'll slowly crab down to 18-12. Reevaluate then.

[Anonymous No.51064987]

Now its all green, big pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51065006]

>>51064921
kek

[Anonymous No.51065007]

>>51064968
Gib it a few hours

[Anonymous No.51065008]

THATS OVER 9,000 BASIS POINTS!

[Anonymous No.51065014]

>>51064101
I think it's because of options. A lot of these people are holding options and the gamma hedging is keeping prices elevated. It wasn't until Friday, opex day, that the price collapsed

[Anonymous No.51065032]

>>51063994
That pic hits right in the feels. Glad they threw a party

[Anonymous No.51065039]

STBX pumping AH

[Anonymous No.51065041]

>>51064691
>Why yes, I did buy this $19 share for $15,000 originally. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.51065043]

>>51064887
>s monkepox still an std when it infects family pets
Yes and this is exactly why everyone is sick of faggots

[Anonymous No.51065052]

>>51065043
You are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.51065056]

>he thinks fags don't want to catch STDs on purpose and will take antivirals/vaccines
SIGA baggies kek

[Anonymous No.51065066]

>>51064968

[Anonymous No.51065076]

>>51065043
I was going to say Muslims are safe... but they got problems with young boys and goats.

[Anonymous No.51065083]

I'm literally just gonna go all in on AAPL Calls this Friday before JP speaks.

[Anonymous No.51065098]

>>51064871
>I am a door dash driver (((top dasher omg)))
What city? I'll place an order and tip well if you're nearby.

Note this does not qualify as paying for insider information because you're not a CEO or some shit.

[Anonymous No.51065113]

Reminder Biden falsified EIA data to send crude prices lower.

[Anonymous No.51065119]

>>51064968
Shh. >futures posts aren't supposed to be accurate.

>>51065039
I'd like to pump Taylor's AH, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.51065143]

>>51065113
oil is going to explode when everyone realizes the spr is about to run out and needs to be restocked

[Anonymous No.51065156]

>>51065143
When they release is the government selling the oil or are they just giving it out for free?

[Anonymous No.51065162]

>>51065143
Developers at gas chains like Chevron have been getting update requests for double digit prices iirc

[Anonymous No.51065170]

>>51065156
Theyre loaning it out, then forgiving the loan.

[Anonymous No.51065171]

>>51065143
And that demand NEVER fell off and is still solid, the saudis will counter any iranian oil production with cuts, and that the physical market is still historically constrained despite hedgefund trading.
Also, I love me some Susan Li.

[Anonymous No.51065193]

>>51064968
>0% futures

[Anonymous No.51065198]

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2022-harvard-university-of-texas-richest-college-oil-endowments/?srnd=premium
>University of Texas about to have the wealthiest endowment fund
>more than Yale and Harvard, because of mineral rights

[Anonymous No.51065208]

>>51065032
Idk, I think it was retarded. The guy wasn't even dancing, he was just standing in a public place and some idiot took two pictures of him that told a story that didn't actually happen. I guess its cool that he went along with it instead of telling the internet flashmob to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.51065209]

>>51064871
I drive a few hours per week in my city. Dash’s saving grace might be the fact that driver quality is in free fall and there are enough “bad” drivers that don’t understand how to make money to provide liquidity to the system. Doordash’s road to profitability is an army of drivers accepting $2.75 orders to drive 12 miles and not questioning it.

[Anonymous No.51065211]

>>51065193
I don't know why put this post and this pic made me laugh hard enough to cry a little. I can't explain it because it makes no sense... but then again my life makes no sense lol lmao

[Anonymous No.51065234]

>>51065041
Look at the volume on the day it traded at -50.

[Anonymous No.51065240]

Why is the UK shitting itself so much lately?

[Anonymous No.51065250]

>>51065240
Europe is in freefall due to energy.

[Anonymous No.51065258]

>>51065143
Note the SPR won't be totally dry when (the current round of) sales finishes in mid October. It'll still have something in the ballpark of 350m barrels.

[Anonymous No.51065288]

>>51065240
Theys got their own jackson hole now.
https://youtu.be/iqr4w4CrHgk

[Anonymous No.51065302]

>>51064644
Imagine pretending that niggers actually listen to npr.

[Anonymous No.51065306]

>>51065250
I know but ive noticed the UK more than Most eu countries

[Anonymous No.51065321]

>>51065306
The BOE seems to be going ham on interest rate hikes. The ECBs far more dovish, whether due to retard country bonds or just being pussies.

[Anonymous No.51065327]

Why is the market scared of going below 4125?

[Anonymous No.51065329]

>>51065052
You're working on old talking points, you should complain to your boss

[Anonymous No.51065332]

>>51065302
their donation drives seem to take longer every year, eventually they'll realize nigs don't give money for free

[Anonymous No.51065336]

>>51065143
The government oil salt caves must be refilled!

[Anonymous No.51065343]

i am the market

[Anonymous No.51065348]

>>51065209
Drivers are getting smarter though, I think.
If inflation wasn't at ATHs and we weren't in a full blown recession I think door dash could succeed. But it requires a very healthy and wide middle class unfortunately brandon is destroying that for us as we speak

[Anonymous No.51065351]

>>51065321
it's a very real possibility Germany's industrial base will temporarily shut down this winter because of energy costs, raising rates would be catastrophic for the 4th Rei--I mean, the eurozone

[Anonymous No.51065354]

Will the AMC apes commit mass suicide when it announces bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.51065355]

>>51065258
It'd be a multi decade low.
>>51064644
>natural hair
>implying african hair is unnatural
lol

[Anonymous No.51065358]

>>51065343
What are you going to do tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51065361]

>baggies are claiming that because RH sold 11% of the company they CAN'T declare bankruptcy otherwise he'd get hit with insider trading

[Anonymous No.51065364]

>>51065321
Yeah that does make sense,asides from having the clown resign as PM

[Anonymous No.51065366]

>>51064899
>he doesn’t know Maura shinkelstein

[Anonymous No.51065375]

>>51064748
>this won't change the monthly payments they have to make if they still have loans left

[Anonymous No.51065377]

>>51065083
>not aapu

[Anonymous No.51065379]

>>51065358
might phone a friend

[Anonymous No.51065389]

>>51065343
When you think about it, we're all the market.

[Anonymous No.51065427]

>>51065343
I'm gonna fight the Fed. Driving to Jackson Hole rn.

[Anonymous No.51065431]

>>51065343
>>51065351
Are you entertained?

[Anonymous No.51065439]

>>51064794
Don’t bother arguing with /r/atheism tier retards. They will never stop foaming at the mouth and crying about how the Catholic Church is responsible for all of mankind’s problems

[Anonymous No.51065441]

>>51065329
You are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.51065455]

>>51065379
n-no, you cant, theyre dead!

[Anonymous No.51065456]

>>51065361
who?

[Anonymous No.51065474]

>>51065441
Why do some anons think STDs can't be passed through non sexual means? Do you forget the whole thing about sharing needles for HIV as an example?

[Anonymous No.51065476]

>>51065427
Hang out at the bar for some insider tips

[Anonymous No.51065477]

>>51065211
You OK king?

[Anonymous No.51065492]

>>51064748
nice, more inflation just what we all need

[Anonymous No.51065518]

>>51065476
I cannot. I must defeat all 7 Fed governors and 12 presidents honorably in order to ascend to the Chair.

[Anonymous No.51065527]

>>51065439
i mean, to some degree it is. Martin Luther was pretty based, he's the reason we are literate in the first place.

[Anonymous No.51065538]

>>51065474
So those faggots shared needles with their dogs and kids? I guess that would be slightly better than raping them but I haven't seen any cases in kids with parents that aren't faggots.

[Anonymous No.51065542]

>>51064024
>>51064534
Low cost.

[Anonymous No.51065556]

>>51065355
>It'd be a multi decade low
they're a step ahead of you anon

[Anonymous No.51065562]

>>51065527
thanks to the anons that shilled EQNR and VET Im up 50% on long dated OTM calls in two days
cheers

[Anonymous No.51065564]

>>51065538
No, they're disgusting, festering sores came into contact with kids or dogs.
>>51065556
I didn't want to say all time low, but you'd have to go back to the beginning of the SPR in general to see it this low.

[Anonymous No.51065575]

>Michelle li vs Shari ahn

[Anonymous No.51065585]

>>51065575
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.51065589]

>>51065211
answer him >>51065477
also check

[Anonymous No.51065592]

>>51065564
The funny thing is, they will be buying all that oil back later at a premium no doubt kek

[Anonymous No.51065597]

>>51065575
those are the same person

[Anonymous No.51065618]

>>51065477
>>51065589
fuck no

[Anonymous No.51065629]

>>51065592
Quintessentially neoliberal though.

[Anonymous No.51065635]

>>51065439
They were the evil part of it tho.
Limitations breed advancement.
Doesn’t mean the people that put up the limits weren’t assholes.

[Anonymous No.51065653]

>>51064921
>>51065043
>nooo it’s not a GOF bioweapon, nooo reverse zoonosis isn’t possible, fags are just degenerate
Smooth brain retards

[Anonymous No.51065698]

>>51065564
So faggots rub their festering sores on dog's and children's genitals? WTF I love degenerate faggots now

[Anonymous No.51065715]

>>51065698
>on dog's and children's genitals
Why did you focus on genitals you weird fuck? It can be anywhere.

[Anonymous No.51065718]

>OPEC cutting production for the SPR reload

lol imagine Israel started a war with Iran while the SPR was basically empty.

[Anonymous No.51065723]

>>51065718
It's not just that, they've hinted they'll cut as much as Iran brings back into the market LOL

[Anonymous No.51065742]

>>51065715
Faggot

[Anonymous No.51065745]

>>51065718
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/oil-surges-day-high-after-opec-leaks-it-will-cut-output-if-iran-production-returns

[Anonymous No.51065750]

>>51065635
shut the fuck up the catholic church was the sole saving grace of civilization after the germniggers overran Rome in the west

[Anonymous No.51065758]

>>51065715
That was how mpox was in the past but current year cases have them around the genitals, the kids and the dogs too, so if it is skin to skin then why are they rubbing their festering sores on the kid's genitals? I'm ready to drop this in this thread but I'm not letting faggots off the hook with this, it exposes them red-handed for raping these kids and dogs.

[Anonymous No.51065765]

>>51065518
So like Highlander. Nice energy fields in that area

[Anonymous No.51065776]

>>51065758
>current year cases have them around the genitals
From what I've heard it's around whatever comes into contact with a sore, whether that's a hand, arm, face, etc.

[Anonymous No.51065784]

>>51065776
very curious then that the pox appears around doggy butts then, curious indeed

[Anonymous No.51065795]

>>51065776
Yes, that's what it is. That's why faggots have the sores on their asshole, mouth and hands

[Anonymous No.51065799]

>>51065618
its ok fren, its hard out there. day at a time

[Anonymous No.51065809]

>>51064223
Tech is crashing, Scoopsies is now obsolete! You're hereby sentenced to move in with Rocker, permanently.

[Anonymous No.51065818]

>>51065784
Gays gonna gay anon.

[Anonymous No.51065840]

>>51065758
Cool it with the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.51065844]

>>51064968
and that's a good thing, here is why!

[Anonymous No.51065858]

>>51065840
yeah, hard pass on that bro

[Anonymous No.51065865]

>>51065799
That's the crazy part, I'm doing fine "out there"
It's hard in here though, and by "in here" I mean my conscious mind

[Anonymous No.51065878]

>BBBY

[Anonymous No.51065880]

My midi controller has a broken key, should I go full consumer and buy a new one or be thrifty and superglue the little shit back on?

[Anonymous No.51065888]

https://youtu.be/KdgCAJp0RHk

lmao Im so high rn and this shit..

[Anonymous No.51065900]

>>51065888

[Anonymous No.51065901]

>>51065865
a wondering mind can be nice or hell

[Anonymous No.51065914]

>>51065878
buyin 100 shares everyday thanks

[Anonymous No.51065918]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51065920]

>>51063994
Any anon who is not outperforming SPY should really reconsider their trading habits. Also fuck soxl

[Anonymous No.51065930]

>>51065920
I just need more time and more margin bro

[Anonymous No.51065933]

>>51065901
Yeah, I switched from a crazy job with so many problems going on every day that completely ruined my ability to focus on one thing for more than 30 seconds... to a job where I work from home, alone with my thoughts all day. It's been weird

[Anonymous No.51065943]

>>51065758
this lol

[Anonymous No.51065949]

>>51065758
everyone knows fags are all degen scum

[Anonymous No.51065959]

I'm financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.51065964]

>>51065933
>Man up, anon. Enough with the thoughts, you should be banging thots!

[Anonymous No.51065974]

>>51065933
believe it or not a lot of people have been semi locked up, I care to reason that a lot of people have grown more intelligent and some have grown completely ignorant and fed how to think.

[Anonymous No.51065975]

>>51065920
The past 3 months I'm +1,440%, but all time I am -76%, aigmi?

[Anonymous No.51065979]

>>51065959
that's a large mcdonalds fries (with the app)

[Anonymous No.51065988]

>>51065878
>i bought at 27$.....
I will always be amazed that there are actual retards who buy a stock after it's run up 300% in a month and are surprised when it falls.

[Anonymous No.51065996]

>>51065964
Lol, I don't talk to thots anymore. In fact, I don't talk to people in the real world anymore at all, other than cashiers/service workers as necessary. Since I've been thinking so much lately, I've come to the realization that for every person I've ever known, their life has only gotten worse by meeting me, so the humane thing for me to do is leave other people alone.

[Anonymous No.51066015]

>>51065996
Neat pepe,didnt read.

[Anonymous No.51066020]

>>51065865
are we really conscious tho

[Anonymous No.51066022]

>>51064748
>Over $125,000/year
There's your minimum salary to be in the upper classes, goy

[Anonymous No.51066026]

>>51066015
Yeah I didn't make it, not that talented. I don't remember where I saw it first

[Anonymous No.51066029]

missed the market day. what did jerome say?

[Anonymous No.51066030]

>>51066015
roku stock

[Anonymous No.51066083]

>>51065718
We in endgame now frens, I hope you are all hedged properly.

[Anonymous No.51066089]

>owning SIGA still

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51066091]

>>51066083

[Anonymous No.51066103]

>>51066083
Crude might've finally broken out of that recent downward channel too. But it has before and failed to hold above it, but that bounce off the top seems bullish.

[Anonymous No.51066108]

>>51065996
I like this new trend in frogs.

[Anonymous No.51066114]

>>51066029
Nothing. He doesn't even speak until like 10 am Friday.

[Anonymous No.51066134]

>>51066108

[Anonymous No.51066149]

>>51065975
Going to make it as long as you're not being retarded with your gains

[Anonymous No.51066156]

>>51065975
No because you put yourself in positions to lose so much money

[Anonymous No.51066184]

>>51066156
I agree I was retarded but I consider it tuition
>>51066149
thx fren I'm sticking to longer term trades and learning to cut losses and not be emotional about draw down or big wins

[Anonymous No.51066187]

>>51066108

[Anonymous No.51066233]

how do you deal with the rage of someone else saying exactly what you already said, but getting the credit for it?

[Anonymous No.51066236]

>>51066156
Is it possible to make it if I'm a bagholder? I'm of the opinion I'm learning a shitload just bagholding and watching line go up and down while correlating it with news and macro

[Anonymous No.51066241]

>>51065920
Now hold your horses there. I'm not in a hurry to sell just because my time in the market isn't long enough yet. These fat wads are their own reward. Soon enough, they'll make 'em like they used to again and the market will fairly value my investments. In short, I KNOW WHAT I GOT!!

[Anonymous No.51066270]

>>51066089
I bought into SIGA around $12 and my portfolio is up 70%. Why would I sell? Monkepox is still happening

[Anonymous No.51066273]

>>51063994
Is that the slutty finnish PM I keep hearing about? Doesn't look very slutty to me. Does look fucked up, though...

[Anonymous No.51066274]

>>51066236
>Is it possible to make it if I'm a bagholder?
If you get lucky, yes. But everyday you spend bagholding is a day you can't use that money for something else

[Anonymous No.51066280]

I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.51066296]

>>51066108

[Anonymous No.51066309]

[Anonymous No.51066327]

>>51066236
>doesn't give the ticker
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.51066332]

OOO boy I sold siga today. i hope it doesn't go up tomorrow. I would be pissed.

[Anonymous No.51066353]

>>51066332
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.51066361]

>>51066332
CANVASSING ALL former and present SIGA SISSIES, WHERE DO YOU STAND?

[Anonymous No.51066363]

is it safe to long WBA INTC VZ and T yet?

[Anonymous No.51066395]

>>51065439
>>51065527
>>51065635
>immediately seething because I mentioned Catholicism as an example of a religious organization
Thanks for proving my point you bottom feeders. So predictable

>>51065750
Exactly

[Anonymous No.51066397]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51066405]

>>51065880
What one do you have? Could fix it to sell and then upgrade

[Anonymous No.51066414]

>>51066361
Former siganid king tier, gradually cleared out between 21 and 22.

Reinfection, some smallpoxy mutations, and 3rd world shadow cases/strains all offer some glimmers of hope but I'm not holding my breath. Contract announcements would probably be too small to moon things at this point while the case numbers mean the FDA has no fire under its ass to rush approval before the trial results are done months from now.

[Anonymous No.51066424]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51066446]

>>51065959
>-$1.14
>0.00%
what in judea

[Anonymous No.51066459]

Someone redpill me on ringcentral (RNG).

[Anonymous No.51066519]

>>51066459
don't know anything about it. maybe you should reroll for a new stock

[Anonymous No.51066529]

>>51065718
Yeah.... I am no longer wondering..... Oil bros.... We are back.

[Anonymous No.51066534]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51066558]

>>51066534
A hippo market sounds like hell on earth

[Anonymous No.51066594]

All the OG SIGAs have migrated
We made money guys, it didn’t moon and the thesis didn’t play out perfectly, but we did good. Don’t ruin a good thing.

[Anonymous No.51066613]

>>51066397

[Anonymous No.51066617]

Buy EQNR bros
Look at this

[Anonymous No.51066639]

uranium

[Anonymous No.51066642]

>>51064708
Yellowjacket sounds like a good fren, to ward off the niggers.

[Anonymous No.51066643]

>>51066558
I mean thats basically been what happening to bond market this year
>hippo released
>its just running around fucking shit up
>cant stop it

[Anonymous No.51066656]

>>51066594
>All the OG SIGAs have migrated
I'm an OG SIGA, it isn't over yet

[Anonymous No.51066661]

>>51066639
What's your favorite ticker? For me it's URNM.

[Anonymous No.51066700]

>>51066661
For me, its UEC

[Anonymous No.51066707]

Why is there a commodity General on biz when they just talk about stocks?

[Anonymous No.51066711]

[Anonymous No.51066730]

>>51066594
>Penn State reports its first case of monkepox
You guys will regret selling in 2 weeks’ time

[Anonymous No.51066734]

>>51066711
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ A BALANCE SHEET AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51066738]

>>51066711
Anyone who knows about cars knew this would happen. Anyway, fuck dealerships

[Anonymous No.51066778]

>>51066711
>nissan

[Anonymous No.51066793]

>>51066711
Wew lad. Guess we better start looking for craigslist beaters to stockpile

[Anonymous No.51066794]

>>51066617
Imagine how much its gonna get for Germany, Spain, France and the UK...

[Anonymous No.51066819]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.51066852]

>>51066707
The more plausible generals that exclude the crpyto-poos, the merrier.

[Anonymous No.51066893]

>>51066558

[Anonymous No.51066915]

>>51066893
>webm

whyd he do it, bros...

[Anonymous No.51066927]

>>51066730
I hope it crashes down to $15 so i can buy back in.

[Anonymous No.51066992]

>>51066927
I want it back at 7.

It was a vlue stock before the fagpox run up

[Anonymous No.51067016]

>>51066707

There was some shilling of certain scammy mining pennystocks which caused a lot of consternation here, which moved over there, which was def for the best. Though in reality /smg/ used to also be way more hostile to inflation talk or commodities, or anything that smelled close to goldbugism. Any mention of that and you'd get a bunch of keynesian or mmt idiots ree'ing at you about "ackshully you should be worried about DEflation!" Believe it or not, there was a couple regulars banging that drum what seemed like every day.

Pretty funny in retrospect. I mean it was funny then too, but also it's funny now.

[Anonymous No.51067025]

[Anonymous No.51067029]

I just need a few 2Xs to make it.

[Anonymous No.51067041]

>>51066793
What an idiot. You could sell it for scrap for more money then that.

[Anonymous No.51067047]

>>51067029
Even if I found some, I would never have the courage to go all in.

[Anonymous No.51067062]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51067195]

>>51066852
Good evening sir.

[Anonymous No.51067200]

>>51066594
All you retards have zero patience. You are completely burned out from the volatility of the crypto market. You have zero sense of the future. Monkepox is still a thing and its not going away. Faggots are a thing and they're not going away. This will be endemic soon enough, and SIGA Chads will leave you all behind next year.

[Anonymous No.51067232]

So 2000 had overvalued tech companies, 2008 was an over leveraged housing market, were these things obvious at the time? What could be the next catalyst? It basically has to involve high leverage right, which causes a cascade from debts being called. What if the GME schizos are right and that's the catalyst?

[Anonymous No.51067237]

What the shit
I was up like 20% earlier this month
Now I'm down .88%

[Anonymous No.51067284]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51067292]

How do I get a loan to invest in the market with?

[Anonymous No.51067297]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51067320]

>>51065718
official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ngWIDkPP3o

[Anonymous No.51067336]

>>51067016
No one is going to buy your rocks boomer. You'll die in a nursing home after being abused by a nigger for a couple years.

[Anonymous No.51067349]

>>51067200
The original SIGA thesis still stands. The NTI scenario isn’t out of the question. The fact that monkepox is spreading back into animals and that it’s being detected in waste water basically guarantees it’s not going away

[Anonymous No.51067385]

>>51067232
China will be the catalyst. They became the world's manufacturer and now every major economy depend on them. The real estate crisis and the energy crisis will be key.

[Anonymous No.51067400]

>>51067232
I am rolling on a crisis of currency confidence on a global scale

[Anonymous No.51067410]

New
>>51067407

>>51067407

>>51067407

>>51067407

[Anonymous No.51067414]

>>51067385
>energy crisis
Well I'm not European so at least it's not that bad

[Anonymous No.51067415]

>>51067232
European sovereign debt crisis. Italy & Greece are the weakest links, they are insolvent. But ECB will eventually have to raise rates enough to put them on the chopping block because inflation in Yuroland is running so hot.

[Anonymous No.51067417]

>>51067400
Checked, I am shorting my own penis.

[Anonymous No.51067426]

>>51067414
>europe
no, in china. Might want to go read up on that

[Anonymous No.51067483]

>>51067336

^ See this is what I mean. I was not even saying "buy gold", but anything that even sounds sort of pro gold, like betting on commodities or inflation gets them all hot and bothered.

Commodity chads were right, Jeff Snider is a moron, cope seethe and mald about it, basically.

[Anonymous No.51067517]

>>51067232
We've got a little of everything this time
Tech is almost as overvalued and delusional as the dot com bubble
Housing is fucked, again. Although this time it's much worse in China than in the US
Europe is in an energy crisis that is only going to get worse because for half a century they have refused the solution to their problems
Biden's handlers keep pushing spending which will force the fed to keep pushing heavy QT to avoid accelerating inflation, and that might not even work
Shit's fucked man

[Anonymous No.51067546]

>>51064267
If you think the massive uptick in CHINA COLLAPSE SOONTM videos is organic, youre an idiot.

China has been told to be in collapse territory since most /biz/ were still swimming in their fathers' balls. Still waiting on that one.

[Anonymous No.51067837]

>>51067284
I didn't know Changs went bald, when did that start happening?

[Anonymous No.51067875]

>>51063994
This Pic always makes me so sad. I just want to give him a pat on the back of his flab and say it's OK tubby

[Anonymous No.51069196]

Anyone wanna buy my SOXL shares? Mint condition, priced at $37.50 a share.
NO LOWBALLS!!!!!! I KNOW WHAT GOT!

[Anonymous No.51070637]

>>51064363
Because the Saudis are right, the futures market is manipulated by sleepy joes team of bankers to get him reelected. Physical supply is still extremely tight.

[Anonymous No.51070757]

>>51065389
>>51065358
May be the real market was the friends we made along the way.