/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51060902]

Saudi edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51059540

[Anonymous No.51060926]

LOOK ALIVE LADIES

[Anonymous No.51060934]

The absolute state of reddit

[Anonymous No.51060937]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51060939]

Is *your* portfolio Sharia-compliant?

[Anonymous No.51060941]

Munkebros... it's over...

They got us.

[Anonymous No.51060949]

>>51060934
>"why doesn't /smg/ find the gems? I'm going to reddit"

[Anonymous No.51060950]

>We finally have our own Charles VI.
What does he give away after we run out of oil? The money printers? Your children? Connecticut?

[Anonymous No.51060962]

watching paint dry here when i look at spy 1 minute candles

[Anonymous No.51060965]

>>51060950
hopefully connecticut
fuck al those rich wypipo

[Anonymous No.51060970]

>>51060950
free cases of monkepox

[Anonymous No.51060971]

>>51060965
*smacks lip*
das rite

[Anonymous No.51060972]

>>51060902
>Saudi edition
>posts dude from the UAE

[Anonymous No.51060982]

>>51060934
lol
lmao!
Back to work wagies.

[Anonymous No.51060983]

Wtf is the 10 year yield doing

[Anonymous No.51060992]

>>51060950
Pulls a Trudeau and sells the gold.

[Anonymous No.51060994]

VOTE
DEMOCRATS
OUT
OF OFFICE
WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL ECONOMY WITH THESE COMMUNISTS IN OFFICE; THEY'LL JUST DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING TO PRETEND THEIR POLICIES AREN'T A MASSIVE TRAINWRECK OF FAGGOT SHIT

SOON WE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO *GRIND* OURSELVES TO LIBERTY FROM THIS RETARDED SYSTEM UNLESS WE **VOTE FUCKING DEMOCRATS** OUT OF OFFICE FOR HAVING SHIT LIKE **STOCK MARKET SETPOINTS EXACTLY LIKE CHINA**

[Anonymous No.51060995]

What happened to gas?

[Anonymous No.51060996]

[Anonymous No.51061000]

>>51060983
billions of dollars were betting on a fed pivot, so you have opposing positions trading against each other right now, which means every market is going to be schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.51061003]

>are you winning son

[Anonymous No.51061004]

>>51060934
Alone, these pictures are kind of funny. Grouped together like this, I can’t help but feel sorry for them. Dumb, impressionable people losing their life’s savings.

[Anonymous No.51061013]

>>51060994
i think you might need to touch a little grass sweaty

[Anonymous No.51061016]

What do you think of Joe Biden's economy?

[Anonymous No.51061018]

>>51061004
I wonder how many braindead retards put their life savings into call options after reading that one article of a millionaire buying BBBY at $5 and selling for massive profit

[Anonymous No.51061019]

>>51060902
The more SARK rises the more the market heals

[Anonymous No.51061028]

>>51060994
U MAD.

[Anonymous No.51061031]

>>51061013
Is that green stuff with all the bugs? No thanx

[Anonymous No.51061036]

>>51060994
>VOTE
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.51061043]

WHOAH GAS BETTY
WHOAH GAS BETTY
GAS BETTY WAS A FART

[Anonymous No.51061045]

>>51061004
I can't do single screencaps anymore. My /biz/ folder is getting crammed with reddit losers.
I might need a separate folder

[Anonymous No.51061051]

hello sirs back from work. give me an end of day play pls

[Anonymous No.51061052]

>>51060934
>these are the people who brag about having diamond hands

[Anonymous No.51061061]

Tesla puts

[Anonymous No.51061065]

I don't get it. Did AMC get wrecked or something?

[Anonymous No.51061073]

>>51061045
reddit has had loss porn since wsb existed, it's just that faggot zoomers with fomo keep upvoting the winners to make the outcomes look much better than they actually are, it's not until everything capitulates at once does the water recede and you see all the dead bodies

[Anonymous No.51061077]

>>51061061

[Anonymous No.51061078]

>>51061003
Why aren't you winning everything just got up from last year.

[Anonymous No.51061087]

>>51060934
Forget l*ddit shitstocks and buy ASTS. Up 8.22% rn while the markets crab and the memestocks tank.

[Anonymous No.51061092]

BRENT OVER 100
BIDEN SAVE MY SHORTS

[Anonymous No.51061097]

What happened? Did we cure monkeepoz? Did the gays stop having sex?

[Anonymous No.51061104]

>can buy a gf
>can't buy a wagie cage job

FUCK MY LIFE I JUST WANT TO PAY TO WORK

[Anonymous No.51061105]

>>51060009
Why a high dividend etf and not a real estate etf since they are higher?

[Anonymous No.51061109]

>>51061087
spectrum.ieee.org/5g-satellite

[Anonymous No.51061111]

realistically where are we headed for the rest of the month/next month/year? theories?

[Anonymous No.51061114]

CCJ bros, our time has come.

[Anonymous No.51061113]

market? more like 'fark it'

[Anonymous No.51061118]

>>51061097
The gays are still having sex with frogs.

[Anonymous No.51061125]

>>51061073
I care mostly for the losses. These get lost easily (survivorship bias)
>>51061087
Iesus Kristos THAT IS A WOMAN

[Anonymous No.51061126]

>>51061052
The only people who can unironically say dimond hands are the bogleheads. Mother fucks hold for 30+ years aka longer than gamestop has existed

[Anonymous No.51061128]

>>51061097
>Did we cure monkeepoz?
I sure hope not. You will know the faggot by his mark.

[Anonymous No.51061132]

>>51061065
Amc shareholders got an extra share via dividend. Sort of. Tthe new share is a different ticker called APE.

Don't ask, it's basically a legal scam.

[Anonymous No.51061144]

>SPX bear flagging

Tomorrow or Thursday will be nasty.
I think we'll see SPY 400/395before Jackson hole.

[Anonymous No.51061154]

>>51061087
asts delayed their satellite launch by 6 months though. is there any news to keep them relevant in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.51061183]

>>51061097
Awareness campaign has put a damper on the orgies. And pride month's cases have all ended. They didn't spread enough to sustain it. School year might re-ignite the whole thing, but I'm not going to sit bleeding on a SIGA stack while I wait. Definitely keeping an eye on it though.

[Anonymous No.51061184]

If you like watching your money increase, I suggest buying shares of SNOW for earnings. It's a painfully obvious beat that will happen tomorrow.
>>51061113
Good one, brother

[Anonymous No.51061189]

>>51061111
Well, September is historically the shittiest month of the year, so I think we're going to crab downwards right into a real dumpfest next month.

[Anonymous No.51061190]

jfc this meme shit has to stop

[Anonymous No.51061199]

>Youtube now permanently auto-pauses the video if you don't have cookies enabled
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Get me out of this degenerate technocratic hell that keeps getting worse and worse after the previous round of degeneracy has been normalized, Uncle Ted was right. Press the fucking nuke button.

[Anonymous No.51061206]

Anyone have an old meme that used to get posted here circa ~2020? It was often posted on red days and was a nog on a fake dial phone on a train or something with the comment "that nigga bought?". Been trying to find it online but no luck.

[Anonymous No.51061208]

>>51060995
Freeport hedged as much gas as they possibly could around $10 and then sent out this press release.

Also, if you're not familiar with futures, that nearly $1 drop was nearly a $10000 drop for every nat gas futures contract. BIG move.

[Anonymous No.51061210]

>>51060994

Yes they're manipulating VIX and OIL both. Trying to supress oil prices and inflation and jack up rates without crashing markets to trigger actual demand destruction and refusing to give up their war on oil producers all the while. Obviously these are mutually incompatible things, but their hubris won't let them accept taking an L on anything ever. They will always cheat or change the rules to try to have their cake and also eat it.

Everything is about midterms rn. After midterms IMO they will change tactics.

[Anonymous No.51061213]

>>51061199
the absolute state of modern "man"
>muh youtube

[Anonymous No.51061216]

Just got the signal to short SIGA. The Elliot wave is indicating a downward trend till about $14.

[Anonymous No.51061217]

WTF NAIL! why wont people build some shit!

[Anonymous No.51061223]

>>51061184
>SNOW
quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.51061229]

>>51061190
thats actually fun, wtf does gme give to investors lol

[Anonymous No.51061230]

Tesla puts from 895

[Anonymous No.51061241]

What are the thoughts on NVDA earnings? Leg down, or will they pull a walmart?

[Anonymous No.51061243]

>>51061229
sweet theta on cc's
poop emojis
no dilution

[Anonymous No.51061244]

>>51061199
why are you not using yt download?

[Anonymous No.51061256]

>>51061244
yt-dlp is the new hotness

[Anonymous No.51061258]

>>51061199
>doesn’t use brave browser
>doesn’t surf while listening
>doesn’t listen ad free

[Anonymous No.51061260]

>>51061229
i kind of want to go and see the absolute state of these apes

[Anonymous No.51061268]

SIGA sissies is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.51061274]

>>51061208
Did Europe nat gas futures spiked with this announcement?

[Anonymous No.51061277]

>>51061243
>no dilution
lol. lmao.

[Anonymous No.51061284]

>>51061260
They've basically devolved into a Qanon-tier sort of cope. It's actually kinda sad.

[Anonymous No.51061288]

>>51061004
Then you remember they are redditors which means their opinions and lives are worthless, they are like lemmings in human form. Don't feel sorry for nature taking course. Take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.51061289]

>brics claiming they are getting closer to making their own reserve currency backed by commodities
imagine
imagine a euro
but for emerging markets shitholes
and the people running it are china, russia, brazil, and india

how fucking fast will it shit the bed

[Jealous No.51061296]

Is my salad still fucked up when I take the jalapenos out?

[Anonymous No.51061297]

>>51061268
>Rectal pain: 43.9%

[Anonymous No.51061300]

>>51061243
lol really lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.51061302]

>>51061213
It's all about constantly making incremental changes for the worst.

You used to be able to make youtube accounts and gmail just like that, now everything requires real life indentification and two-factor jewthentication.
You used to be able to watch age-restricted videos by just clicking "yes", then you could still watch them through a different API, now you need an account (with real life identifying information for your own protection goy).
Then they started bothering you with pop-ups if you had cookies disabled on your browser but that could be blocked with an adblock.
Now they intentionally sabotage their own site for you if you don't have cookies enabled.
Soon you'll need a jewgle account to even watch youtube videos.
Soon after that you'll need a jewgle account to do absolutely anything on the internet.
And so on.

"Give the devil an inch and he'll take a mile" isn't a meme.

[Anonymous No.51061310]

>>51061268
Investing in companies that cure faggots from yet another plague they brought upon themselves is cringe.

[Anonymous No.51061317]

>>51061260
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.51061318]

>>51061310
I loved watching the cope that it totally wasn't an std and was going to become another pandemic guys

[Anonymous No.51061322]

>>51061289
in order to back a currency, you would have to hoard massive quantities of the commodity instead of, you know, selling them in order to maintain a stable economy

[Anonymous No.51061325]

>>51061229
Copies of Cyberpunk 2077 for the low low price of $2.99.

[Anonymous No.51061336]

I caved and sold my siggers against my best judgement. It's going to pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51061339]

>>51061274
I'm not sure where to find that, but I'd be interested. You may need a bloomberg terminal.

[Anonymous No.51061350]

>>51061317
Kek’d

[Anonymous No.51061355]

Where are those FRZA pumpers now lmao.

Thank god I never listen to anyone on this shithole blindly.

[Anonymous No.51061359]

>>51061223
Just by looking at the sector, most cloud stocks have beat. It's a well run company whose main customers are massive companies like Amazon so it will continue to have massive revenue growth.

[Anonymous No.51061361]

Literally both Calls and Puts are red for SPY

[Anonymous No.51061362]

>>51061318
you will know the FAGGOT by his MARK

[Anonymous No.51061367]

>>51061322
what commodity backs the dollar?

[Anonymous No.51061372]

>>51061199
yewtu.be if you have to watch vids from there
also odysee.com
nitter.net
searx.org
>>51061302
>It's all about constantly making incremental changes for the worst.
thats how they steal freedom everywhere, makes it hard to form a strong resistance
slow walk into hell

[Anonymous No.51061374]

So will the BBBY fallout be enough to convince these retards that they know jack shit about a short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.51061383]

>>51061367
no currency is backed, nobody is talking about the dollar either

[Anonymous No.51061386]

>>51061367
you know what

[Anonymous No.51061390]

>>51061367
none obviously

[Anonymous No.51061391]

>>51061374
No. They're calling it a "baby sneeze" now. It's a reskin of the GME cult basically, same lore and shibboleths pretty much.

[Anonymous No.51061395]

Anyone got any Canadian small cap oil stocks to recommend? The establishment is clearly setting up Israeli shill #2 (Poilievre) to be Canada's savior, which means Canadian oil is going to moon in about ~1.5 years. So far I like Gear Energy.

[Anonymous No.51061396]

>have years of experience in web dev
>recruiter asks me how much im looking for
>150k
>okay good, we have this really good position you can fill
>she tells me about it
>and also it will pay up to not even half of what I was asking

These fucking retards get what they pay for: retards.

[Anonymous No.51061401]

>>51061362
no one has answered me, WHERE WAS THE POX FOUND ON KIDS???

[Anonymous No.51061402]

>>51061361
It gets worse as VIX heads to 18.5

[Anonymous No.51061409]

xD

[Anonymous No.51061416]

>>51061401
On their buttholes.

[Anonymous No.51061418]

>>51061401
Face where the fags were putting their dicks

[Anonymous No.51061425]

>>51061374
>will they keep their dirty mitts out of the cookie jar now?
Doubt it, theyre too easily programmed.

[Anonymous No.51061428]

I bought SOXL calls. Best time to buy was at $10, second best time is now. Doesn't matter what NVDA reports, its priced in and will pump after earnings.

[Anonymous No.51061435]

>>51061289
>>51061322
I could kind of see it work in the sense that China needs raw materials from Brazil and Russia while also bringing the countries into their sphere of influence.
>>51061367
Bullets

[Anonymous No.51061442]

>>51061396
>Web dev
Isn't that the easiest barrier to entry? I'm sure Ranjesh and Saumya are fine sharing that salary.

[Anonymous No.51061444]

>>51061395
FORZ

[Anonymous No.51061446]

>>51061435
the big problem is china's economy is exploding but not because of its currency, its cause of its retail ponzi scheme being 34% of its economy

no reserve currency will fix that

[Anonymous No.51061457]

>>51061428
NVDA 200 by 10 et Thursday?
NVDA 200.

[Anonymous No.51061459]

>>51061401
Do you really want to know which mucus membranes were touching?

[Anonymous No.51061460]

>>51061425
these particular redditors don't have money left to ape in to anything
ppl were margining in and got wiped out

[Anonymous No.51061464]

I just got hired at a stock exchange, which severely limits the kind of trades I am allowed to make. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.51061472]

Tomorrow is going to be red

[Anonymous No.51061483]

>>51061097
SIGA sleeps until new macro news.
If you hold, you bleed
If you sell, you'll miss the insider bump.

I think the bleeding is starting to outpace the potential for bump though, unless you're stuck in options.

[Anonymous No.51061484]

>TAKE THAT PUTIN!

[Anonymous No.51061488]

>>51061464
what can and can't you do now?

[Anonymous No.51061489]

OIL BROS..... I am no longer asking..... We are back.

[Anonymous No.51061495]

>>51061457
RIP John Dunsworth, a true renaissance man

[Anonymous No.51061501]

>>51061396
>years of experience in web dev
mouthbreathing html css retard you deserve minimum wage

t. distributed systems chad

[Anonymous No.51061504]

>>51061460
Probably not but they will get more and fall for the next scam in a year or whenever. Also they will groom new investors into the retard mindset.

[Anonymous No.51061508]

Any Canadafags here use ibkr? I'm on questrade and not really liking it

[Anonymous No.51061516]

>>51061442
>do back end query optimization
>build out numerous APIs
>ensure a secure DOM that the previous pajeets didn't do

Tell me more how hiring third worlders is good for business, boomer.

[Anonymous No.51061535]

>>51061395
HEU.to Go big or go home

[Anonymous No.51061536]

>>51061484
and their own citizen get a 300% increased energy prices and a 300€ gift which must be taxed so essentially 150€

[Anonymous No.51061541]

>>51061501
Did you know that there was an exploit that utilized css to empty out bank accounts? Purely written in css. No HTML at all.

>he doesn't know how to set up a server with aws

[Anonymous No.51061543]

>>51061336
Up 20 cents already you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.51061549]

>>51061516
all that shit is built into modern frameworks, stop posting

[Anonymous No.51061550]

>>51061516
>Tell me more how hiring third worlders is good for business, boomer.

[Anonymous No.51061552]

Fucking hell this crab day...
Also, quick question: how can I tell if I'm not the antichrist?

[Anonymous No.51061555]

>>51061395
Might I also offer the ticker EIS?

[Anonymous No.51061564]

Do we think NVDA earnings are priced in?

[Anonymous No.51061566]

>>51061459
yes because its the smoking gun

[Anonymous No.51061568]

>>51061541
yeah in 1991 grandpa seriously you're embarrassing. was your first career choice graphic design?

[Anonymous No.51061569]

>MAXAR

[Anonymous No.51061571]

Crash in to cash?

[Anonymous No.51061576]

>>51061484
Whoops.

[Anonymous No.51061575]

>>51061428
What expiry and tp?

[Anonymous No.51061579]

Flat market is boring, rave with me
https://youtu.be/QqF-qHd35MA?t=284

[Anonymous No.51061581]

>>51061516
back in the day this was called backend dev and web devs were html monkeys, now with nodejs its seems html monkeys do everthing

[Anonymous No.51061583]

>>51061549
>see a query that takes 10 minutes to run
>fix it where it takes less than 5 seconds to run

And to think this company handled the jabs you injected yourself with. Lol. Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.51061592]

Oil brothers, some of you are getting irrationally exuberant.

[Anonymous No.51061601]

>>51061583
>120x speed increase
Not that shocking, since I've made a few tweaks like that myself moving from test to production code for my own shitty projects. What sort of change did you make? Where was the bottleneck?

[Anonymous No.51061608]

FUCKING OIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51061614]

>>51060902
Why would the jannies delete this thread? How is this not business and finance? Are they scared or something that someone may have discovered their scam?

[Anonymous No.51061616]

>>51061552
Look in the mirror and check your head to see if there’s a 666

[Anonymous No.51061619]

>>51061575
im playing it safe. buying more through the week if it drops

[Anonymous No.51061629]

Oil and tsla up at same time bc reasons

[Anonymous No.51061643]

>>51061616
Hmm
I shaved off all of my hair a while back, so this should be easy, but unfortunately my head is too bruised and messed to tell for sure

[Anonymous No.51061646]

thoughts on GASS before earnings tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51061661]

I got approved for margin. Talk me into going all in on GUSH with the extra money.

[Anonymous No.51061662]

>>51061601
the bottleneck was pajeets doing the job. the ceo was tired of his main query taking such a long time to run. i just simply moved the logic being computed from the client to the server where the data was held and made a sql function for it. tried with django but there's limitations to the orm.

it was literally that fucking easy, and this company literally handles the jabs you inject yourself with. Think on that.

The fucking mongodb person held up a project for two months because he put data in the wrong field. it was hilarious when the tech lead was like, "yeah... uhhh... you were right all along... sorry for putting the blame on you."

[Anonymous No.51061687]

me right now watching this trash market for the past 5 hours

[Anonymous No.51061692]

>>51061619
>playing it safe
>$30.62 Breakeven SOXL options

Anon.. I would get the fuck out of those at any opportunity

[Anonymous No.51061694]

>>51061661
you should sell as many SPY puts as possible. you're guaranteed to make money. you can't lose. it's a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.51061704]

>>51061661
DONT THINK JUST DO
- MAVERICK

[Anonymous No.51061705]

I just sold my SIGA. i hope it crashes back to $15 so I can buy back in......

[Anonymous No.51061708]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51061709]

So this is the Jackson hole!?!?

[Anonymous No.51061714]

>>51061661
GUSH options, c'mon you aren't a pussy are you?

[Anonymous No.51061715]

>>51061619
Oof.

[Anonymous No.51061717]

looks like the dollar regained a lot of its ground today, also give me some horror kino's

[Anonymous No.51061721]

>>51061694
>>51061704
Ok GUSH or SOXL?

[Anonymous No.51061724]

>>51060934
>Robinhood
>retail friendly
>lets someone go into negatives
ok

[Anonymous No.51061727]

>>51060934

>mfw my folio is the complete opposite because I bought OIL.

[Anonymous No.51061728]

>>51061629
Why wouldn't they be?? Expensive gas means more EV sales.

[Anonymous No.51061729]

>>51061566
anon they took their flag from a childrens symbol, their saying is love is love, this was known, this was always the case....no one did anything about it.

>https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/26/the-german-experiment-that-placed-foster-children-with-pedophiles

[Anonymous No.51061736]

>>51061709
wut in Dante's Inferno is this

[Anonymous No.51061740]

>>51061709
You mean Jackson’s asshole

[Anonymous No.51061748]

>>51061717
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend.

[Anonymous No.51061749]

>>51061717
Not even supposed to be horror but it chills me to the bone every time.

[Anonymous No.51061755]

>>51061616
6 is not the number of the devil, its literally a human number
number of the devil is either 9 or 13, kinda unsure there

[Anonymous No.51061756]

>>51061579
YEA BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51061779]

an old school mate just told me he bought 100 tsl shares in 2013. I've been sad ever since
How do I do this?

[Anonymous No.51061786]

>>51061692
I can't believe people in this general STILL don't understand how options work. Do we just get a constant influx of newfags?

[Anonymous No.51061793]

>>51061661
Stoked brother,
You can day trade options with us now and finally know the true meaning of stress

[Anonymous No.51061807]

SOXL or GUSH!?! ANSWER ME NOW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51061818]

>>51061807
why not both

[Anonymous No.51061823]

>>51061807
GUSH YOU FUCKIN IMBECILE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51061830]

>>51061807

I took out margin to buy more NRGU. Who else going to lambo heaven with me?

[Anonymous No.51061833]

>>51061807
but I refuse

[Anonymous No.51061835]

>>51061322
russia has a shitload of surplus oil, they are fine for now....

>>51061367
lead

[Anonymous No.51061836]

>>51061807
Don't buy SOXL. L*m poster showed up today and that's always a bad sign.

[Anonymous No.51061860]

>>51060950
he doesnt even know where he is

[Anonymous No.51061861]

>>51061807
VTI

[Anonymous No.51061862]

>>51061823
Ok I bought more GUSH. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Anonymous No.51061875]

Oil breaking to the upside, signal for equities to sell off again

[Anonymous No.51061876]

>>51061748

[Anonymous No.51061888]

Look. Its happening. It's finally happening. We're on the precipice. This should be a clear warning to you all.

Hedge up quickly.

[Anonymous No.51061897]

>>51061888
checked, hedging appropriately

[Anonymous No.51061906]

>>51060934
after all I have learned I am ready to never end up like these guys, good thing I'm poor and learned this shit before making it.

[Anonymous No.51061909]

>>51061897
I Warned Them. About The Vomma Hurricane.

[Anonymous No.51061913]

Ok... So say the market does crash 2008 style, what would the recovery play be? oil futures?
In 2008 there was a massive demand destruction crash, but then it doubled in 6 months.

[Anonymous No.51061914]

>>51061888
is that a red deer?

[Anonymous No.51061920]

>>51061861
VTI is a way too slow. I'm sorry for being rude to everyone today. I'm fucking starving and have to hold out.

[Anonymous No.51061924]

>>51061459
Bestiality and necrophilia being more extreme than raping children on the clown scale is a laugh. That's almost a statement in favor of pedophilia.
>Children can literally say yes, so at least we're not as gross as those guys!
Children are our own flesh and blood and when they're raped it ruins their entire life. An animal is an unthinking automaton that you can kill and eat without consequences and a dead body is an adult that could have signed their body over to science, or fetishists, as a last consenting act. The idea that sex with a literal fucking object is worse than pedophilia is one of the foundations of a way of thought that ultimately results in pedophiles becoming accepted. "The goodness of sex is determined by how likely your partner is to reject you". In reality they are the lowest of the low. They are the only "sexual orientation" that actively causes harm to other people with absolutely no exceptions. A faggot can use a condom and avoid spreading disease, but a pedophile ALWAYS rapes a child and ruins their life. There is literally nothing worse than a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.51061931]

I can't wait for rocker to go all in on GUSH and get HEEMED to oblivion

also the KPOP toon (aka: tinny) took a loss on his siga he bought near the top

[Anonymous No.51061936]

>>51061909
oh it's you, nevermind

[Anonymous No.51061938]

>>51061888
take your meds bro nice trips dough

[Anonymous No.51061939]

>>51061913
I'll take the one with the penis.

[Anonymous No.51061943]

>>51061729
how do we take back the rainbow flag? it is Gods promise after all

[Anonymous No.51061947]

>>51061931
tinny an hero'd

[Anonymous No.51061952]

>>51061888
fucking shit this is a clear buy signal- I'm going all in on TBEV

[Anonymous No.51061957]

>20 minutes left
is it gonna be power or sour

[Anonymous No.51061959]

>>51061913
>that cheeky sirbrush on rhe left

[Anonymous No.51061965]

>>51061943
burning homos and drowning pedos like the old testament says.

[Anonymous No.51061967]

>>51061957
Yes

[Anonymous No.51061970]

>>51061931
I already went all in on GUSH. The sky is the limit.

[Anonymous No.51061971]

>>51061943
With facts
>2% of the population 50% of the child molesters

[Anonymous No.51061978]

>>51061957
snib hour

[Anonymous No.51061979]

is starbox a good buy based off of TA?

[Anonymous No.51061986]

>>51061936
What? What do you mean it's me? What. Do. You. Mean.

[Anonymous No.51061991]

WTF bros I was promised a bounce, not this crabby shit.

[Anonymous No.51061994]

>>51061489
I think so, yes.

[Anonymous No.51061996]

>>51061991
stop being long

[Anonymous No.51061999]

>>51061991
Probably no bounce

[Anonymous No.51062016]

>>51061986
YOU!

[Anonymous No.51062025]

On your guys recommendation I bought SOXL today with the plan to hold it for 5-10 years. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.51062026]

>>51061661
So you were approved for options, but not margin?

[Anonymous No.51062038]

>>51062025
should wait until after midterms or september at least
or should've

[Anonymous No.51062045]

>>51062026
I never filled out my profile for Robinhood. I would have been approved a long time ago, but yes I've always had access to options.

[Anonymous No.51062049]

>>51062025
GOD STOP POSTING THIS I STILL WANT TO FUGG HER

[Anonymous No.51062051]

>>51061924
Scale isnt from best to worst, its just whats next on their agenda. They're already well on their way to convincing the public that children can consent to sex by framing them as being able to make adult decisions, such as about gender.

[Anonymous No.51062052]

>>51062025
well tomorrow will be an important day for you to see what it does

[Anonymous No.51062059]

>>51061289
pretty sure that nobody in brics really wants a reserve currency, given that their growth is entirely dependent on exports. maintaining a reserve currency requires maintaining a massive trade deficit so that debt issuers don't get short squeezed.

>>51061367
debt

[Anonymous No.51062083]

>>51062059
the problem is they are quickly going from "cheap emerging export country" to "oh shit having a poor currency sucks" real quick

[Anonymous No.51062093]

>>51061717
Dog Soldiers
The Strangers
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Witch
The Silence of the Lambs
The Thing
28 Days Later
Alien
Jaws

[Anonymous No.51062096]

>>51062051
I have a different theory. Those aren't next, because they already used them to violate the natural order in different ways. Pedos are already the rock bottom last step towards ruin. No bestiality, for instance. Animals are children, society wide. Animals are what the plebs are to have instead of children, and soon, instead of friends, to keep them from organizing. The next step for globohomo's animal agenda is to have couples placate their maternal and paternal urges with bred down retard pets while the state takes their children and never returns them, and they don't have human peers, just more animals. Necrophilia isn't happening either, corpses were already claimed for "greater good" activities like research and their next stop is in food processing, not sex toys. Animals are to replace your family unit and the dead are going to be used for the benefit for the living.

[Anonymous No.51062098]

>>51062016
Why don't they listen. A storm is coming. Get indoors.

[Anonymous No.51062104]

UP OR DOWN

[Anonymous No.51062111]

>>51062104
>faggot central wanting out of BBBY and AMC

[Anonymous No.51062113]

>>51061729
just read that whole article, fucking wicked

[Anonymous No.51062132]

Where does the money go?

[Anonymous No.51062150]

>>51062132
after we pulled out of the desert we needed more war for the arms sales

[Anonymous No.51062156]

Fucking dump already you crabbing nigger

[Anonymous No.51062157]

>>51062132
It's an "investment". I guarantee when this is all over we will rape their land of resources as repayment.

[Anonymous No.51062161]

>>51062104
Monke agility is always impressive

[Anonymous No.51062175]

>>51062132
great way to cover up a few black op budgets, tbqdesu

[Anonymous No.51062188]

Thought it'd be crab hour, looks like it wants to pump.

[Anonymous No.51062189]

>>51062132
ffs

[Anonymous No.51062209]

>>51062157
if russia doesn't take it all

[Anonymous No.51062212]

>>51061199
>get me out of this technocratic he'll
>WAAAAAAA I CANT USE MY WOOTOOBS WHAAAA

[Anonymous No.51062213]

>>51062157
>resources
What resources does Ukraine even have. Besides child sex trafficking.

[Anonymous No.51062216]

>>51062157
We never do. We just use wars to funnel funny money to the elites and never get anything in return.

[Anonymous No.51062217]

>>51061661

pic related

futures, not producers, and definitely not explorers

[Anonymous No.51062220]

SIGA casually strolling away from the dump zone

[Anonymous No.51062229]

>>51062083
your local currency will be doing just fine if you're a net exporter nation, and the ones in brics that aren't won't be capable of maintaining a reserve currency. the only countries that qualify for reserve currencies are those that are or intend to become net importers and are already a sufficiently large economic power that they'll be able to maintain the deficit necessary. i don't think this is true for anyone in brics right now, though i'm sure things could shift in a couple of decades. even disregarding imports, there just isn't any economic power like the US in the 70s that could supply the current global economy in a sustained manner with cash. perhaps the chinese are considering it to make the shift after a US decline that takes all the US demand for chinese products down with it, but it's not clear how resource scarcity or similar things will affect that (e.g. scarcity or deglobalization might result in more friction in general and less debt, hence less economic power to maintain the reserve currency, but also less capacity for trade deficits, etc).

[Anonymous No.51062231]

>>51062213
lots of federal level politicians have connections to their oil and gas industry
what a coincidence, right?

[Anonymous No.51062235]

NO thoughts on NVDA ER?

[Anonymous No.51062241]

>>51062217
What does this mean? Is this bad for GUSH?

[Anonymous No.51062245]

Just look at it. Just look at how stupid and fake and gay it is.

[Anonymous No.51062249]

>>51060902
Trading BOIL and KOLD is fucking insane, holy shit, this is like cocaine

[Anonymous No.51062255]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51062256]

>>51062231
Since 2014 they've been a money laundering pawn. Putting it next to Russia just gives them an excuse to ramp up operations.

[Anonymous No.51062257]

>>51062235
they already lowered expectations so I'm not sure what to think at this point

[Anonymous No.51062259]

>>51062235
pump

[Anonymous No.51062261]

SOXL finna moon desu senpai no cap

[Anonymous No.51062267]

>>51062235
Who fucking knows. They will most likely report bad, and this schizo market will find whatever excuse to pump it.

[Anonymous No.51062269]

pump or dump tomorrow after debt forgiveness?

[Anonymous No.51062272]

>>51062132
>Baldor LOLIta

[Anonymous No.51062274]

>>51062216
yeah this is the only answer really. fund war perpetually, couple mil goes missing here and there. oh looks like some arms found its way onto the black market thats strange

[Anonymous No.51062282]

>>51062267
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.51062293]

>>51062261
Sanna booba?

[Anonymous No.51062301]

>>51062293
I see no booba in that photo my man.
>That axilla, however...

[Anonymous No.51062310]

>>51062261
Nice

[Anonymous No.51062314]

>>51062293
Needs more fat

[Anonymous No.51062315]

>>51062293
What do you think she did to piss off the WEF

[Anonymous No.51062316]

I'm in some /CL bull spreads.
Oil barons where are you?

[Anonymous No.51062328]

>>51062235
seeing GPUs fall 60% in price this year, lmao you tell me mr. Investor

[Anonymous No.51062332]

>>51062049
>>51062025
Is this the girl from the Match commercials?

[Anonymous No.51062337]

Will the market beat the meat? Or smash the bacon? I’m thinking it could possibly whip the grains and with that momentum it could push the milk to higher levels in the long run. I’m an A gamer in a D level job, looking forward to seeing this pickle in the buckle if you know what I mean. Definite Sandwich in the couch scenario, could be a beans in a courtyard but I’m only looking at it from a Hotdog stand point of view.

[Anonymous No.51062338]

Dear PPT,
Why the fuck don't you even care that everyone can tell?

[Anonymous No.51062341]

>>51062316

$50,000 in NRGU

[Anonymous No.51062343]

Sorry siga sisters, I sold deep itm calls because i think this thing is gonna bleed out until FDA approval which isn't for at least another month.

[Anonymous No.51062348]

>>51062315
Probably talked about fucking some other leader like Trudeau
>That one time John Legend's dumbass wife briefly alluded to fucking Obama

[Anonymous No.51062359]

>>51062332
Nah, coom b8 from the turn of the millennium classic show Mythbusters.

[Anonymous No.51062360]

Why the fuck are the indexes not coordinated on different websites? They are all always different.

[Anonymous No.51062371]

Btw i’m still holding WEAT at 11.36 what is going to happen to me?

[Anonymous No.51062373]

>>51062241

It means some of the most powerful people in the world want to cut off oil supply by starving explorers of capital. Profits taxes are also being discussed.

Absent a corresponding decline of demand, number go up v bigly, but the explorers will not necessarily (be allowed to) profit. Futures based etfs like USO and UCO are direct price bets. These will work better, but there is risk of the gov finding ways of fucking with you here too.

You gotta understand: if you bet on energy you are betting against the dollar. The powers that be really don't want you to do that and win. If you try, you must be punished. Hence, when in the energy trade keep your fucken head on a swivel my dude.

[Anonymous No.51062374]

>>51062360
Futures with different contracts and possibly delayed quotes vs indices

[Anonymous No.51062375]

positive sentiment up calls upro tqqq pump diamond hands squeeze

[Anonymous No.51062387]

What's the best stock to buy outs on?
Ideas for crappy over valued companies that will continue to dump:
Draft kings
LYyft
Wingstop

[Anonymous No.51062390]

>>51062274
War will never end, Billy Bob needs his job at the bomb factory

[Anonymous No.51062399]

>>51062375
And there it is. Their whole world is just a fucking football game against the evil general public.

[Anonymous No.51062402]

>>51062338
Ensuring American prosperity by pumping those 401Ks (for boomers only)™

[Anonymous No.51062409]

>>51062373
Umm I was told just buy oil and become rich. It's that easy. Are you suggesting that some fine gentlemen on this general would be perhaps lying to me? The strategic reserves are gone. There is nothing they can do to reduce the price of oil.

[Anonymous No.51062412]

>>51062315
I don't think there's a bigger conspiracy this time. She just couldn't keep herself from being a dumb slut in public. WEF likes to employ weak willed people like that for blackmail and sometimes it backfires.
Media is trying it's best to downplay it by saying she was just out partying and having fun and by spreading it we are supporting Russia lmfao.

[Anonymous No.51062427]

>>51062373
Regarding your last point, you are marginally incorrect. There are a lot of important players that want to see the dollar decrease, they just don’t want to see you profit from it. It’s like betting the spread of a football game and you need the team to win by a touchdown, and they just need the field goal.

[Anonymous No.51062430]

New

>>51062426
>>51062426

[Anonymous No.51062431]

>82322 3:11 PM Bloomberg mentions possible 100bp rate hike.

[Anonymous No.51062490]

>>51061705
Incredibly bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.51062554]

>>51062427

I don't see signs they're willing to accept dollar decrease at all. They seem hysterical and irrational in defending it no matter the consequences. Even if that is ultimately what is needed, I think it will be a while until they accept it. Unstoppable force -> immovable object. We will see soon enuf how it resolves.

>they just don’t want to see you profit from it.

I agree 100% with this tho.

[Anonymous No.51062668]

>>51061284
You’re saying the election WASN’T stolen…?

[Anonymous No.51062688]

>>51061355
Lost $1000 to electric Tesla boats…

[Anonymous No.51062709]

The world is about to be in a pile of shit why is no one talking about it??

[Anonymous No.51062900]

>>51062213
Like 12 trillion in coal, rare earths, and natural gas: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/08/10/ukraine-russia-energy-mineral-wealth/

Western Ukraine is just good farmland though.

[Anonymous No.51062925]

what happened to PLTR?

[Anonymous No.51063553]

>>51062231
>their oil and gas industry
the oil and gas they get from russia?

[Anonymous No.51063586]

>>51062925
>PLTR
War ended. Palintir software is great for counterinsurgency link analysis.

t. former glowfag. AMA.

[Anonymous No.51065875]

>>51062104
Man, that's fucking sad