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>> No.51039919

Fartgas bros, what are your EQNR price targets?

>> No.51039921

OFFICIAL THREAD THEMERINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.51039923
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51039923

Gasses your market

>> No.51039925

this week will suck word to your mother

>> No.51039928
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51039928

I need to have a neon green portfolio before september 17th or my dads kicking me out

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>>51039890
First for trannies being mentally ill freaks

>> No.51039934

the poopy grizzlies have come out of hibernation and they are taking control of the dark forest. you. will. learn.

>> No.51039935
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51039935

It's all fun and games until BOBO starts affecting your own portfolio. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I sell????

>> No.51039936

Why is Europe trying to destroy their society?

>> No.51039941
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51039941

i-its priced in the fed is gonna pivot soon.

>> No.51039943

MUMU IS FUCKING PISSED
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/22/runaway-bull-causes-panic-in-israeli-bank

>> No.51039946

>>51039930
yes, this would make me happy

>> No.51039948

>>51039919
$55~ USD by Christmas

>> No.51039950

>>51039881
things that do well in a rising interest rate environment

>> No.51039949

>>51039890
>Get into AMC after giga drop for cheapies
>It drops more
Yep exited that and going back to KO

>> No.51039951

>>51039890
More like SHOA hahahahahahahahaha

>> No.51039953
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51039953

Is this bullish for CHWY?

>> No.51039958

I buyed oil and toys

>> No.51039962

>>51039936
Because america is racist

>> No.51039969

AMC cope today is great

>> No.51039973

how do i get out of gay sex
i am mentally incapable
i literally 4x leveraged the top

>> No.51039972
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>>51039936
Because they are useless eaters who are lazy and don't do shit.

>> No.51039974
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51039974

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

>> No.51039978
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51039978

I'm so fucking horny and my portfolio is getting heemed.

>> No.51039987

>>51039928
SQQQ
KOLD
DRIP

>> No.51039989
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51039989

ok, surely that! was the bottom

>> No.51039990

Redpill me on natgas stocks for the upcoming winter when Putin shuts the pipes down

>> No.51039991
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>>51039972

>> No.51039999
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>>51039953
Jesus,these are dark times

>> No.51040006
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>>51039947

lol this can't be real.

>> No.51040014

>>51039953
holy fuck we need another world war

>> No.51040021

>>51039990
EQNR is the second largest gas provider to Europe and is set to fart all over Russian gas.
They just finished a round of buybacks, have good financials, and pay a nice dividend. If you missed the oil run don’t miss this one.
Bless you Norwegian farts

>> No.51040028

>>51039930
who actually is this?

>> No.51040030

>>51039974
This man is irrelevant until we hit below June lows.

>> No.51040033
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>>51039953
>being the dog at the dogsex pride
...just

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51040037

>lol this can't be real.

>> No.51040039

>>51039953
if you only knew how bad things really are

>> No.51040048

>>51039953
jesus

>> No.51040047

Been patiently bagholding 20 SIGA puts for the last three weeks and finally this shitcoin is going back to $10

>> No.51040062
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>>51039978
I didn't even get my dick up this whole month rally since my shorts are underwater.
it's getting better. still not there

>> No.51040063

>>51039953
The look on the dog.

>> No.51040065

Should I buy GOVX?

>> No.51040072

>>51040063
that's how i look at my portfolio
fr fr no cap

>> No.51040077

>>51040062
Mine is crabbing and so is my cock

>> No.51040085

>>51040047
You could have ridden it up.
It was as easy as “sell when cases peak”.
Now we jump into EQNR until Germany implodes.
Don’t make it so hard anon, you’ll lose sleep habibi.

>> No.51040086
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51040086

picrelated is a dipshit for misleading people with
>le ten year yield
nonsense just as he sees fit
for example
the mannarino, about 8 months ago
>for the market to go higher le ten year yield must remain above 3%
the mannarino, about 8 hours ago
>the market wants le ten year yield lower than 3% or else it will not go higher
[never mind the mystery of the market having started it's big upward correction in mid june where le 10y yield was pretty darn high]

most things don't go up in a fucking straight line, not even interest rates.
the corrective phase of the 10 year yield from mid June at ~3.48% to early August at ~2.5% has been perfectly normal, healthy and well overdue.
no
>le ebin spike
>bam bam bam
and no
>le ebin crash
>muh fed be buyin

these are normal market behaviors.

the 10y yield started this year at bout 1.5% and doubled within about half a year.
of course there was going to be a correction.

this is normal.

>> No.51040102

>>51040086
Not my problem

>> No.51040108

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51040118

>>51040086
Yeah fuck that idiot. Ever since I stopped following his "ideas" my portfolio stopped gettting justed and my mental state has improved. Fuck rocker for shilling him too

>> No.51040128

>>51040065
no

>> No.51040130

>>51040102
>low iq response
>utter misuse of meme

>> No.51040131

>>51040086
Looking forward to buying Silver tolietpaper, thanks Grug Marenara

>> No.51040132

sold my gay sex for half
fuck leverage
i can feel the rope around my neck

>> No.51040138
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51040138

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>> No.51040139

>>51040086
I’m not really worried either. This selloff came after an insane rally and I don’t think there has really been a solid enough catalyst for a dump. Market is worried about interest rates. We may dump until FOMC because I believe the market was expecting a 50 bps hike when we may get 75. After 75 is confirmed I think we will begin to rise again.

>> No.51040144
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51040144

Show me on this chart where the Bobo touched you.

>> No.51040145
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51040145

>markets already bouncing off support
that's it? that was the dump?

>> No.51040147
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51040147

>>51040130
You watch youtubers and im the low iq one?

>> No.51040148

>>51040085
That the absolute fucking nothing burger got traction in (((the media))) was just luck (more likely just a flash in the pan lefty virtue signaling for fags). Shorting it was guaranteed, riding it up was a gamble

>> No.51040150

>>51040132
Thank you anon, now it will pump

>> No.51040161

We're gonna close the day ~0.90%

>> No.51040164
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51040164

Lmao. I love how all the perma mumus are just gambling wagies and smarty pants investors who hedge as appropriate, get to dunk on them during these quiet yet fruitful days

>> No.51040165

>>51040148
Will agree to disagree anon, we both made money.

>> No.51040168

>>51040132
This is what we get for chasing. Why my retarded ass has to bleep learning the same lesson, I don’t know.

>> No.51040178
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51040178

SOXL sisters I don't feel so good

>> No.51040183
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>>51040164
>7 shares

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>>51040086

>> No.51040186

>>51040164
Congrats on the 36 dollars I guess.

>> No.51040189

>>51040164
>238 dollar cost basis
lmfao guess you went broke shorting the bottom

>> No.51040193

>>51040164
>>51040183
where'd you get the 250 dollars from?

>> No.51040202
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51040202

>>51040183
>just a hedge

>> No.51040208
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51040208

I slurped.

>> No.51040221

oil princesses, we are recovering

>> No.51040227

>>51040193
>>51040189
>>51040186
Dividends from REITS like IIPR and AFCG

>> No.51040230
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51040230

Why can't Ford build a car that doesn't murder it's owner? As a shareholder I need answers.

>>51039936
Because the only natural export of Russia is women )))

>>51039953
>look she wants to have sex with me!
>t. a fat German autist

Shouldn't these people have been immediately arrested?

>> No.51040233

>>51040164
average bobo poster

>> No.51040239
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>>51040086
>takes 40% "haircut" on stocks
>all in commodities
>literally right at the top
>stocks pump next day
>begs for $5 / viewer
all you need to know

>> No.51040241
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51040241

You should literally be buying right now

>> No.51040242

How can the market be so retarded?
>Didn’t price in high inflation during 2020
>Didn’t price in inflation being a long term problem
>Didn’t price in QT
>Gets FOMO because inflation tops and 2 days later is extremely scared of another (expected) rate hike

>> No.51040250

>>51040230
The only ford i ever owned was a focus mk1
And it totally sucked to drive

>> No.51040252
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>>51039991
The collapse of western civilization is priced in.

>> No.51040254

>>51040230
think of american car manufacturers as basically Boeing but for cars.

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>>51040241
Hey fuck you I just finished inputting my limit orders for today.

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>>51040241
>choker
>shoulders
>hands
That's a man

>> No.51040269

>>51040230
I've had lots of fords. something happened around 2003-2004 that ruined that whole company.

>> No.51040270

stop posting pictures of fucking troons you faggots

>> No.51040273
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>>51040241
Lol, LMAO, HAHAHAHAHA, dis nigga eatin beans.

>> No.51040274

>>51040241
100% man

>> No.51040277
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51040277

Did Fauci cure the monkey aids? Is that why SIGA is dead?

>> No.51040278

>>51040242
Retail participation is much higher now than in previous bubbles.

>> No.51040279
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>>51040270
k

>> No.51040286

>>51040259
I'm gay then

>> No.51040294

>>51040277
Anon the FDA killed SIGA. It would have been at $50 otherwise. Nobody saw watering down vaccines and refusing to buy the cure as possible FUD coming.

>> No.51040297

>>51040242
>scam pumps for 5 weeks straight on all bad news
>we aren't in a recession because I redefined what a recession is
>everyone says inflation has topped even though all categories other than energy still increases and energy only went down because of pure fraudulent fuckery
>Why is line going down?

You aren't smarter than everyone else you are retarded like the rest of the lemmings

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>>51039953
First comes prosperity like never before.
Then follows an apostasy like never before.
Then comes an unprecedented corruption of morals.
Then a great number of foreigners come into the country.
There is high inflation.
Money loses more and more of its value.
The revolution soon follows.
Then the Russians invade the West overnight.

>> No.51040309
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51040309

Rate my portfolio

>> No.51040310

>>51040021
They are also unhedged with their natgas as I understand. Very nice since the spot prices in Yurop have been over $70/mmBtu recently, over seven times as much as in the USA

>> No.51040313

>>51040278
Most retail investors were aware of all the above mentioned and hedge funds are who really move the market anyways

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

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51040325

ARKK is in a nice slurp position, nicely below the 4 hour KC
Stay innovative /smg/
ARKK $43.74
target $48.00

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51040335

>last month was a bulltrap all along

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51040350

How risky is shorting APE?

>> No.51040351

>>51040335
I’ve been telling you all so. And you all never took profits. Why won’t you listen?
>invest in cannabis

>> No.51040352

What the fuck is going on that's making the market so sour today?

>> No.51040356

>>51040297
>redefined what a recession is
They literally did not do this, this has to be one of the most retarded talking points of the last two years. That and the "ThEy sAid iT WouLd bE tRanSiTOry!!!!!!" bullshit. You faggots have the attention span of goldfish and yet you think you can make long-term economic predictions. Fucking fools.

>> No.51040359

bad day. bad market.

i want refund

>> No.51040382

>>51039943
HOLY FUCK BUY CALLS NOW

>> No.51040383

>>51040294
didnt the vaccine manufacturer threaten to not sell vaccines over that dilution comment?

>> No.51040386

>>51039930
name?

>> No.51040387
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>could have bought SQQQ cheap
>Not have to just barley jump on board
I mean being on the train is nice, but I wish I got a better seat

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>>51040359
No.

>> No.51040396
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>>51040310
You ready to make some money?

>> No.51040397

>>51040356
Recession is 6 months decreasing GDP (which we are in)

Whitehouse had a whole blog post redefining "this time is different".

Wipe the cum off your chin champ and pick up a part time job we are about to have higher inflation next CPI

>> No.51040398

WTFWT oil candle?

>> No.51040402

>>51040356
calm down and ride the vibecession

>> No.51040407
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51040407

good morning. how is everyone today?

>> No.51040410
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>>51040325
it is below daily KC as well
buy the dip
ARKK is oversold
I am not saying that ARKK is going back to all time highs - short swing 1-2 weeks max
$48.00 price target

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>>51040407
im ready to die

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Don't forget: Oilchads will ALWAYS WIN.
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1561736260951187456

>> No.51040417

>>51040383
Yep. But they’re being strong armed into both doing that and partnering with a big pharma company to meet new production quotas.
The FDA is totally owned by big pharma and SIGA didn’t play ball. Otherwise we would have been talking about $50.

It is what it is anon.

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>>51040407
im gud my mang

>> No.51040422

FARTGAS BROS WTFWT

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51040425

>>51040387
>>51040359
>>51040352
>>51040335

you people are literal fucking retards lol. a good top signal was when we officially entered a recession you idiots.

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>> No.51040441

Reminder that crypto gives better returns than boomer stocks

>> No.51040442

>>51040118
Top fucking kek. I thought people here of all places, and in 2022 non the less, would be smarter and see through that kind of bullshit. He and all the other freemason shills have been at it for years with their fear mongering, scamming and scaring boomers into buying PM at ath prices.

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51040449

>>51040407
GM, feeling great. Lots of red to look at
How are you anon?

>> No.51040450

Why is chinkshit not crashing?

>> No.51040451

>>51040407
Thought I could make money buying AMC after it gigacrashed but it fell down more so I lost some money, turned it around to KO and SQQQ so I'm losing less money

>> No.51040457

>>51040314
Woah booba

>> No.51040464

>>51040450
EU has to crash first

>> No.51040468

>>51040442
>freemason

wait, wtf...................

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>>51040356
>They literally did not do this, this has to be one of the most retarded talking points of the last two years. That and the "ThEy sAid iT WouLd bE tRanSiTOry!!!!!!" bullshit. You faggots have the attention span of goldfish and yet you think you can make long-term economic predictions. Fucking fools.

>> No.51040476

>>51040449
BUDDY LOOK AT BOOBA COMPUTER

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>>51040407
Breddy gud. Short signal came through earlier and I accepted the offer.

>> No.51040478

>FORD confirms layoffs to "pay for transition to EVs"
Many of those michigan union guys probably regert supporting ev shit now kek.

>> No.51040479

>>51040407
AMC holdings is cucking their holders by issuing 1/100 units called APE. I am laughing at the games the SEC is letting them get away with

>> No.51040486

>>51040397
It literally is different this time you dumb fag. We just went through a once-in-a-century pandemic that completely fucked up the global economy and things are still unfucking themselves. Was a lot of it completely fake and gay? Definitely. Is the US going to collapse because of it? Definitely not. Is the US going to continue using the status of the dollar to essentially bully the rest of the world into doing what it wants? Absolutely. The only people who are going to be 100% rekt at the end of this are the permabears.

>> No.51040495

>>51040450
The are QEing hard right now so retail is retardedly buying some up. They will fall later when and retail will hold the bags, but for now they are pretending that they can prop themselves up

>> No.51040496

>>51040478
only boomer whiteys will be getting shittcanned

>> No.51040504
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51040504

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I was almost up 100% in SIGA !!! I am now down to 45%

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.51040505
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>>51040422
Nice. But it’s probably gonna be a slow grind to ~$60

EQNR bros are the only ones here with an actual investment thesis.

>> No.51040506

I just want to know what the fuck is going to happen to my AMC puts. They are pretty far ITM but worth almost nothing right now.

>> No.51040507

>>51040486
>Seethe
>Dilate
>Brandon Economy

>> No.51040515
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>>51040450
>he bought the china is collapsing meme

>> No.51040518

>>51040504
you bought a degen fag stock anon, you got what you deserved desu

>> No.51040523

>>51040506
the option chains are fucked currently, I can't even see them on robinhood and fidelity, on TDA lets me even view them let alone open a position

>> No.51040535

>>51040425
Epic dump you got there. Anyways, see you at new highs later this year

>> No.51040536
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>>51040486
Guess how I know you enjoy having penises in and around your mouth and or a cuckold fetish.

>> No.51040537
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>>51040486
>It literally is different this time you dumb fag. We just went through a once-in-a-century pandemic that completely fucked up the global economy and things are still unfucking themselves. Was a lot of it completely fake and gay? Definitely. Is the US going to collapse because of it? Definitely not. Is the US going to continue using the status of the dollar to essentially bully the rest of the world into doing what it wants? Absolutely.

Nice job posting this while the S&P is down 30% in 8 months lmao. Baghold all the way down.

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>>51040407
...

>> No.51040555

Do I buy Lithium?? Which tickers?

>> No.51040559

>>51040486
>still believes there was a pandemic
>repeats the propaganda talking points

I'm not a perma bear I'll buy UPRO leaps for 2024 after we retest SPY 375

>> No.51040561
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51040561

>VIX chads rise
I cannot buy it on fidelity

>> No.51040565
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>>51040537
It's a faggot or a tranny
>uses LITERALLY in every post
>believes everything the government says
>I'M A REAL WOMAN BECAUSE A LAWYER SAID SO
etc.
The good news is they usually kill themselves.

>> No.51040568

>>51040356
You are right, NBER determines a recession but it's kinda bullshit because they justify their own existence. If recession was determined on GDP alone they would not have a reason to exsist.

>> No.51040576
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>chinkshit and DWAC are up

based schizo market

>> No.51040578

>>51040397
Nah, libturds will engineer elevated inflation through spending while fed fucks them up with elevated rates. This kicks the damnorats out of office, and we get some sanity in big daddy government. Good times like the last few years of Obama.

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51040580

>friday 8/26
>10:00 a.m. - Speech -- Chair Jerome H. Powell
Are you guys ready?

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>>51040504
GAY SEX
I DON'T KNOW WHY
MAKES NO MONEY NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

>> No.51040590
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51040590

XLE bros we green

>> No.51040601

>>51040537
>It went down so it has to keep going down!!!
Just as retarded as "it went up so it has to keep going up!" Actually no, it's more retarded, because markets literally only go up in the end.

>>51040536
What the fuck are you even trying to say

>>51040559
lol yup like clockwork. The fact that you idiots refer to it as "propaganda talking points" without realizing that THAT IS WHY IT'S NOT GOING TO FAIL really shows how fucking dumb most people in /smg/ are.

>> No.51040602

>>51040580
>*Black Betty plays in the distance*

>> No.51040604

>>51040407
I was bearing and bulling oil just on time!! I'm gonna stop for today, better not to push your luck too much. Crazy oil graphs mate.

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>>51040576

DWAC CHADS WYA?

>> No.51040607

>>51040515
>banks stop letting people withdraw
>people start rioting in a 1984-tier country where you can get dissappeared and gulag'd for any reason, yet they're so pissed that they riot anyway
>military has to fortify bank offices with tanks to stop the angry mobs
Yes I'm sure it's not a problem

>> No.51040611

reeeeeeeee

of course the position i dont enter fukken goes up

>> No.51040622

choices choices, i think the dump continues this week so I will scoop up then

>> No.51040624

>Fauci plans to step down
ITS ALL OVER, THEY ARE RUNNING, SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.51040625

>>51040601
why do you use the word literally in every post? you literally have to go back.

>> No.51040636

>>51040607
2 MORE WEEKS!!

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>>51040504
I am being financially jerked off by this stupid stock.
These low volume retail retard days are the absolute worst days.
The hedgies literally set a trend for the day, and the cattle just fucking follow it. Every. Fucking. Time. It's actually insane.
Want it to go up for the day?
>dip it in the morning then buy back and the cattle keep the momentum
Want it to go down for the day?
>pump it in the morning then sell off and the cattle keep the momentum

I want them all to die horribly

>> No.51040645

>>51040449
my GM up

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51040649

oooo my credit spreads do be doing a lil' sumn sumn!!!
*giddies smugly in your direction*

>> No.51040656

>>51040625
It's to emphasize how fucking wrong a bunch of you fags are. You say things without acknowledging one of the only real long-term truths about the markets, which is that they inevitably end up higher than they were previously.

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>>51040601
I hope you keep buying stocks, put all of your money into them. Please, buy buy buy.

>> No.51040663

>>51040496
No that's the beauty of it all the 70 year olds who can't physically work but can press a button will be retained and the 30yo guy who does the actual work will be given double work for no extra pay while they lay off the 20yo guy to save money.

>> No.51040666

>85 dollar natural gas price in Europe
>The same as 500 dollars per barrel

AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51040667

>>51040656
>not trying to juggle spinning knives
why the fuck are you here then

>> No.51040678

>>51040656
>which is that they inevitably end up higher than they were previously.
hahahahahahahaha please buy more stonks, holy shit this is the funniest shit ever, tell me all the things that are priced in please

>> No.51040680

>>51040656
Past performance does not predict future results, go back to wallstreetbets now.

>> No.51040684

retard bagholder here with a question

what does short fee % mean? can someone do an explanation for dummies? is there any consequence to it in regards to TA?

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51040708

>is "slurper" in the room with us?

>> No.51040712

lol oil is green

>> No.51040713

>>51040684
>what does short fee % mean?
when you borrow shares, you have to pay interest on them, same as any loan. The short/borrow fee is that interest

>is there any consequence to it in regards to TA?
it depends on which house mars is in

>> No.51040719

>>51040656
Sorry, that was true for boomers but that will not be true for millennials, gen z and gen a

>> No.51040725

>>51040713
>it depends on which house mars is in
what do you mean? i assume this is an astrology joke?

>> No.51040730

>>51040712
lmao that OPEC threat is working

>> No.51040733

apart from SOXL what are some other 10x potential shitcoins

>> No.51040740

>>51040725
>joke

>> No.51040744

Saudis got our back, oil bros. Allahu akbar!

>> No.51040747

>>51040708
i think he got some problems with his wifes boyfriend

>> No.51040750

>>51040442
I was probably try to strengthen my bobo thesis but when I saw he was asking his viewers for money I jumped out. Yes I was a retard

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soxs holders shall be rewarded

>> No.51040753

>>51040706
>cyclones and hurricanes disrupt NatGas shipments to Europe right before the longest, coldest winter in decades
>Germans are literally going to freeze to death

>> No.51040754

>>51040523
Exactly, I've never seen this shit before.

>> No.51040759

>>51040744
You will pay for your decadence inshallah

>> No.51040766

I got $150 that Fidelity won’t let fucking settle, what should I do with it

>> No.51040779

>>51040712
It was a dip, we are going to 200 a barrel oil

>> No.51040791

>>51040779
im about to dip in your mum

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Imagine being shook out of oil this morning lmfao

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its ogre for gay sex :-(

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>>51040753
good.

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>>51040779
don't need oil in a recession
will buy at $60

>> No.51040813

EQNR pumped so much, I’m scared to buy.
I’m looking at REI, and looks like a nice time to buy. Also, it has my wife’s name.

>> No.51040824

>>51040712
I sold my bulls too early...

>> No.51040830

>>51040810
>>51040753
all part of the plan. american military bases will then be expanded in germany as much as americanly possible.

>> No.51040831
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51040831

Good morning sirs.

>> No.51040841

>>51040178
I'm buying at 16.25 to sell at 20.

>> No.51040850

>>51040831
DO NOT REDEEM YOU BLOODY BENCHODS

>> No.51040855

I see you people posting retarded macro takes all the time and I don't even bother to educate you anymore. Just keep losing money

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>>51040841
>to sell at 20.

? Is it going to reverse split again?

>> No.51040863

>>51040841
I kind of want to buy there too but I'm a bit worried we're not going to hit that. if we did we'd probably have broken the uptrend

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>>51040855
t. you

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>>51040855

>> No.51040881

>>51040855
What's your take then, brainiac? Go short?

>> No.51040883

Should I keep this computer?

>> No.51040884
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SOXL owners you beclown yourselves

>> No.51040895

>>51040164
I was really hoping this was a euro account and it was actually 7,000 shares. holy shit lol you are sad

>> No.51040900

>>51040555
SQM, then feel the rush of being alive every day it's not nationalized.

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>>51040164

>> No.51040916
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51040916

What makes a ticker "solid"? What distances a reliable ticker with a solid ticker?

>> No.51040922

SAVE ME JPOW

>> No.51040925
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>>51040712
>oil is green
Oil has the fakest, gayest prices of any commodity on the planet. Red means nothing. Green means nothing. Prices on a scale of anything less than years mean absolutely nothing. Only the macro matters, and the macro is entirely out of your hands because the supply is manipulated politically.

>> No.51040934

>>51040884
i need it to go under 10
i will buy so hard

>> No.51040933

>>51040922
Sorry sweaty hikes just went to 100bps :)

>> No.51040936

>>51040506
You could always exercise them if you can get better returns that way somehow

>> No.51040938

VIX stock ladies!!!

>> No.51040941

>>51040684
so does anyone have any other answer, astrology jokes aside

>> No.51040944

>>51040881
>What's your take then, brainiac? Go short?
QQQ is going to 275 by EOY

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please do the needful and buy sirs

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>>51040922
"no"

>> No.51040952

>>51040883
no - too Jealous

>> No.51040955

I have a stock that consistently likes to go green on blood red days. what is the potential reasoning behind that

>> No.51040960

>>51040933
i fucking hope so

>> No.51040989

>>51040960
find ones with a nice weekly pattern. they are your frens.

>> No.51040998

>>51040955
which stonk?

>> No.51041002

>>51040944
It was just there for a month ding dong

>> No.51041012
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51041012

how do i make money?

>> No.51041014

>>51040955
It's non-cyclical.

>> No.51041021

These past few months seem to have no actual movements... it goes to where it wants in the morning and stays there all day. No reaction by anyone. So bizarre

>> No.51041027

>>51040925
No that's gold

>> No.51041047

>>51041021
today is options rollover, 100% chance tomorrow will be up, Wednesday you get the true market move

>> No.51041053

>SPYD -2.22% on 8-22-22

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>>51041047
>100% chance tomorrow will be up

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51041062

>>51041012

>> No.51041069

>>51041059
If it's super bearish you'll get like a .5% up day tomorrow and then another crash on Wed

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>>51041012
have you heard of SOXL

>> No.51041081

Slurped 120 shares of QYLD for the IRA today. Now that’s good clean investing

>> No.51041082

>>51041012
Short the german index

>> No.51041087
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51041087

Who's ready to coom again?

>> No.51041090

>>51040164
Why are you holding a daily trade? You do know you're not supposed to hold that overnight right?
>He doesn't know about decay.

>> No.51041096
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France electricity cost is now the equivalent of $500 a barrel

This isn’t going to be a recession, we’re getting a depression

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51041104

I have set aside $1500 american dollars to buy the next dip of SQQQ

>> No.51041106

>>51041096
Not my problem.

>> No.51041108

>>51041002
It's going back is what I'm saying

>> No.51041112

ape sisters? help

>> No.51041116

>>51041096
TAKE THAT PUTIN!

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51041120

>>51041012
VALE 10 day

>> No.51041134

>>51041112
>AMC down 35%
>ape almost flat now too
J U S T

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51041140

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51041143

>>51041096
fuck europe desu

>> No.51041154

>>51041106

It is when the euro is abandoned, Hong Kong depegs, China devalues, the dollar rages to 120 via milkshake man theory, and all equity markets get nuked to 2010 valuations. How does SPY 290 sound to you?

>> No.51041157

>>51040813
Anyone help

>> No.51041165

>>51041154
what is this meme dollar milkshake theory I've seen in references a couple of time

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>>51041087
i already jacked off today while my shorts are printing massivly

>> No.51041173

>>51041154
Can you elaborate
>>51041157
>Reifag
How about no?

>> No.51041182

>>51041096
how that?
france has the most nuclear plants in europe or not?

>> No.51041183

Holy shit did Putin finally decide to nuke Europe or what is going on over there lmao

>> No.51041184

Oh look it's another wall street overreacts to something they already overreacted to episode.

>> No.51041185
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>>51041134
>sold amc back when it hit $60
>seethed and regretted it as it continued to climb
>strated bleeding and the price stayed around the $50's and the $40's for ages after
>forget about it
>check it again today cause all the APE shit
lmao the fuck happened

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>>51041173
based. misato best girl

>> No.51041199
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51041199

I am the dude who levitates, and here is my prophecy, remember to printscreen this:

BUY GOLD IN MID SEPTEMBER

>> No.51041212

>>51040138
exquisite

>> No.51041219
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51041219

Goodbye Euro.

>> No.51041222
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51041222

Have not looked at this wretched general in a while, but I happen to have made a shitload of money recently on stocks by simply buying shit low, waiting a few months and selling it high.
Right now I want to get the fuck out of what I'm in, but I'm too lazy to manually research shit.
Throw me tickers that can get me a 10-20% return in the next year without being absolute memes.

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>>51041198
You know it fellow misatochad

>> No.51041234

>>51041219
S

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51041233

>>51039953
Everytime

>> No.51041235

>>51041090

because all the actual moves will happen overnight to maximally cuck retail, and because the leg down will take weeks to play out

>> No.51041245

>>51041182
We're sharing a grid with the rest of Europe, but then again we're completely nationalizing our main electricity company so the impact on the individual consoomer will be mitigated

>> No.51041246

>>51041183
euros are all looking at their utility bills

>> No.51041250

>>51041012
also check RIO

>> No.51041251

>>51041222
>Fat lazy depressed retard wants to be spoonfed tickers

long rope

>> No.51041254

>>51041185
hype of the memestock died and the ceo keeps diluting and dabbing on the bagholders

>> No.51041260

>>51041165

Everybody needs dollars to fund their dollar denominated debt, so everybody front runs and buys dollars in times of crisis. This causes a dollar shortage, making the value of dollar go up. Now more people need to buy dollars because the dollar is going up and they want to lock in lower rates on their debt. Repeat forever

>> No.51041270

>>51041185
dilution

>> No.51041273
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>>51041219
I love how the dollar has been printed to the point of run away inflation and other currencies are even worse off. The global economy is collapsing and people are still on this board buying stocks and thinking they will make money when the stock market is going down while inflation is hammering its value anyway.

lol

lmao

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>>51041233

>> No.51041279

>>51041182

https://www.powermag.com/nuclear-power-production-curtailed-in-france-worsening-europes-energy-crisis/

>> No.51041285

sell in august
your port will be robust

>> No.51041289

>>51041233
OMG lol. Good catch. Heebs are truly behind every degen movement

Pic related my captcha

>> No.51041290

>>51041260
interesting, thanks

>> No.51041295

New

>>51041287
>>51041287

>> No.51041296
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>>51041250
checked, bad movie

>> No.51041303

>>51041222
Vermilion Energy. A lot of their o&g hedges are falling off next year which is especially good since that means they'll be able to capitalize better on European natgas prices.

>> No.51041308

>>51041222
LMT, JNJ, GILD, IAU

>> No.51041311

>>51041235
I have the Canadian version. HSD. Where do you see this shitshow going?

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>>51041289

>> No.51041313

>>51041279
WEF collapsing the west isn't even being hidden anymore and these euro cattle will just take it

>> No.51041317

>>51041199
>Asahara existed on a diet of boiled vegetables, hard boiled eggs, instant noodles, and beer.
sarin wouldn't the only gas i'm worried about

>> No.51041327

>>51040486
>unfucking
reddit vocabulary, reddit delusions
wow, language really does matter

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Is my folio gay

>> No.51041401

>>51040486

You're talking to /pol/tards, those are the guys who think IT'S HAPPENING every day and that Russia is a major economic power.

>> No.51041433

>>51040933
>50 basis pts

Bobos get heemed

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>>51041311

SPY 325 ish, maybe more

I don't have a specific index price target tho, I will be out of SQQQ when gas or oil break out of the downtrend and confirm the break out. THAT is your pivot/bottom signal, just imo.

>> No.51041525

>>51041460
Euro-winter basically. I will likely hang myself before then. Go on without me Anon.

>> No.51041543

>>51040085
Thinking about EQNR but I don't like it that it's at all time high right now. Convince me.

>> No.51041578

>>51040863
If we don't hit that then we will probably go to 25.
If we do hit 16.25 I might have to buy again at 12.25.

>> No.51041596

>>51040856
Has it ever reverse split?

>> No.51041643

>>51040856
Since when did you need to shove your skull up a girls vagina? This meme doesn't work like that,

>> No.51041918

>>51041222
SPY, VTI, etc.