If you were on crypto shark tank presenting your idea for a crypto project, what would it be?

[Anonymous No.51021011]

[Anonymous No.51021034]

>sucking VC's dick
NGMI.

[Anonymous No.51021085]

a pow chain designed solely to provide truly decentralized finance. no 3rd party dex that can be manipulated by sanctions, purely p2p indiscriminate defi.

[Anonymous No.51021127]

>Let me steal your ideas
I standard that allows trannies like you to pass on the Blockchain

[Anonymous No.51021163]

>>51021011
An Oracle protocol, funded by continuous selling of tokens I paid $0 for. I will pay professional bullshitters to produce reasonable sounding marketing material and even pay scientists to write papers using ridiculous assumptions to make the thing seem legitimate. It just has to fool investors, not too hard considering the inherent complexity of the space. I will keep the grift going for as long as possible, while selling my tokens to dumb investors. The tokens don't do anything by the way, they are useless and serve only as a fu.ding mechanism. My paid scientists will make it look sensible though, like I said, investors are fooled easily. I'll accuse detractors of spreading FUD, that always works.

[Anonymous No.51021216]

>>51021011
> it’s a classic pump and dump!

[Anonymous No.51021248]

introducing compliance chain. all validators and devs must be people of color and transsexuals so its blackrock friendly. proof of stake for the environment. with all validators locked in liquidity pools held by us-regulated institutions. built in all possible regulations will already be written into the code. no privacy, and any wallets linked to holders who have said wrongthinks on social media will be blocked from withdraw. compliance chain holds the right to deny access to anyone at any time and for any reason at the whim of the institutions. all the advantages of a centralized system and none of the advantages of a decentralized system. unlike eth 2.0 where regulatory capture will be "unintentional", complianc chain is from the start designed for regulatory capture. 30k buy limit on any wallet not whitelisted as an institutional investor. it will be backed by vcs who will buy in a 1/1000th the expected price on release.

[Anonymous No.51021270]

>>51021011
if BTC was pitched on shark tank it wouldve been laughed at

[Anonymous No.51021300]

>>51021270
After digicash and egold I can see why

[Anonymous No.51021335]

>>51021270
>So I have this payment system right
>Where unchecked megacorps can use expensive computers to corner the code and do whatever they want
>The fees could go up to $1.50 minimum per transaction if people start adopting the currency
>Could go as high as $30 Per transaction!
>Also anyone who tries to make a scalable version (including myself) will be labeled a heretic and maligned.
>The megacorps will also disable every feature that makes the system innovative (smart contracts, BIP70, big blocks etc).

[Anonymous No.51021345]

>>51021335
Hal Finney was Satoshi schizo

[Anonymous No.51021357]

>>51021011
Sooo here is a hairbrush, it has crypto logos all over, for the crypto girl who also needs to brush her hair

[Anonymous No.51021456]

>>51021345
(OC)
Bitcoin gold : anyone can mine
Bitcoin Cash : big blocks
Bitcoin SV : Web apps