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50972814 No.50972814 [Reply] [Original]

>you wake up
>what do?

>> No.50972829

rope

>> No.50972831

>smile
>enjoy my day like always
>always knew i was gonna make it

>> No.50972849

Fart, piss, make coffee, brush teeth, turn on computer to pretend I work, invoice client, pay my taxes, go take a big fat shit, make another coffee, eat a square of 99% swiss black chocolate and post on /biz/

>> No.50972866

Text my ex wife the numbers, send pic of 22 year old blonde, then block.

>> No.50972904

Realize that hyperinflation has started so I rope myself before rope becomes too expensive.

>> No.50972921
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50972921

>>50972904
>Realize that hyperinflation has started so I rope myself before rope becomes too expensive.

>> No.50972953

check the date

>> No.50972959

>BITCOIN UNDER A MILLION, IT NEVER WENT UNDER A MILLION FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS
>ITS OGRE

>> No.50975634

>>50972814
125x short

>> No.50975712
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>>50972814

>> No.50975720

retire

>> No.50977096

>>50975712
Omg if this was the chart I would literally walk around my neighbourhood naked dancing

>> No.50977628

>>50972921
>Has a stack of gold.
>Has to go through kyc etc with brokers to purchase it.
>Government knows you have it.
>Fiat ponzi collapses.
>"Buys" (seizes) your gold to prop up the country.
>Get left holding a bad of worthless paper money.
or
>Buys a lot of physical gold.
>Fiat ponzi implodes.
>Government points finger at asset holders.
>Pack of feral niggers comes and takes your shit.

Even in the situations gold bugs think gold will thrive in, it doesn't. There is a reason why contries pivot to fiat from gold every single fucking time and it's because it has failed every single time as a currency.

>> No.50977636

>>50972814
sell

>> No.50977649

>>50975712
>have about 800 mil shiba inu
>see price in chart
>slowly start selling off and moving to the bank and into other crypto investments
>retire from life

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>>50972814

>> No.50977718

>>50977628
Its never failed once
And if the government comes to take you say "I dont have any"