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Warren Buffet calls you up and tells you he is giving you $10,000 to invest. You will get to keep 50% of the gains, but are protected from any losses. The only stipulation is that it must be put in crypto.

Where do you put it?

>> No.50960597

In my ass

>> No.50960632

>>50960577
Rubic unironically

>> No.50960650

>>50960632
Why

>> No.50960669

>put it In my car
>purchase gun and ammunition
>keep the rest to buy silver with
If he wants it back (which he probably won't) I'll shoot anyone he sends or die trying

>> No.50960697

>>50960577
I put it into a 50x leveraged BTC position. If it works in my favor, I'm rich. If it does not, I lose nothing.

>> No.50960728

>>50960577
I've identified a bot crowdsourcing its data harvesting efforts.

I would invest all of it into China's CBDC.

>> No.50960873

>>50960728
>I would invest all of it into China's CBDC

How would that be any different from just buying regular Chinese Yuan?

>> No.50960892

>>50960577
Are you really that stupid that you need other people to tell you what to invest in?

>> No.50960910

I switch doors

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50960977

>hurr I will le switch my le choice because I smart
>sorry kid your first choice was the correct choice get fucked lmao

>> No.50961002

>>50960892
>dont discuss investments on the finance board

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50961064

>>50960577
>first ball is gold
>you picked box 1 or 2
>gold ball means
>100% chance from box 1
>50% chance from box 2
>so you 2/3 chance of box 1
>so 2/3 chance of another gold ball

Am i right?

>> No.50961098

>>50961064
It's a fifty fifty chance like everything else in life.

>> No.50961099

>>50960977
NO... NO THAT'S STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50961112

>>50961064
Instead of gold and silver balls, think of gold and silver bikini-clad women. Your first pick is a gold clad woman. So that eliminates box 3 and you are left with Alice (gold) and Betty (gold) in box 1, or Cathy (gold) and Debra (silver) in box 2. The information that you picked a gold-clad girl in your first pick entails three scenarios:

1) you picked Alice
2) you picked Betty
3) you picked Cathy

In the first two cases you are guaranteed to pick gold on your next draw. In the third case you are guaranteed to pick silver. So overall the probability is 2/3 that you will pick gold in round 2.

>> No.50961116

>>50960577
All in dickbutt nfts

>> No.50961266

>>50960697
Big brain response

>> No.50961313

>>50960577

33%

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>>50960577
I put it all into lean hog futures and let them go to expiry. After physical delivery of my lean hogs I watch Buffet come to my place and wrestle pigs into a trailer and ultimately butcher and quarter whichever pig needs to be divided to get exactly his 50% of the profit.

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>> No.50961660

>>50961526
What's the point of this one? The image tells you explicitly that it's in the box.

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50961680

>>50961313
2/3 you idiot
i wasnt sure about my assumptions so I monte carlo'd it

>> No.50961839

>>50960577
If it's box 1 then the odds are 100% because the only other ball is gold. If box 2 then it's 0% because the only remaining ball is silver. So it's 50% chance you have the right box.