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PMVP short squeeze edition.
PMVP is the 2nd most shorted stock, should follow BBBY upward

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50958167

>> No.50960398

Look I don't care what memestock you want to short squeeze because I'm not touching this shit with a ten foot pole, but you shouldn't divide your attention between multiple stocks if you want the best squeeze possible.

>> No.50960424

BBBY was at $15 just two days ago
PMVP is at $15 today

both have 45% of the float short.

>> No.50960762

bump

>> No.50960841

Feels good to be a poorfag. I only lost $20 today. If I treated this as more than a hobby and was dumping my entire paycheck into it, I'd be crying!

>> No.50961688

Niggers

>> No.50961697
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50961697

>tfw I didn't get shaken out of my degen leverage VIX longs.

Feels very nice man.

>> No.50961699

Well I smashed the shit out of my finger chopping firewood just now and I still hold GEVO. Both hurt bros.

>> No.50961705
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50961705

>>50960398
>>50960424
Eh. My cost basis on BBBY is v low for shares and my yolo squeeze spreads. Also I’m selling “naked” weekly calls against my longs which don’t have too much margin impact.
Sold 5 44C’s that expire Friday for 1.20 each today.
I will exit BBBY in the green just a matter of how green

>> No.50961712

What happened to my portfolio? I'm fucking ruined.

>> No.50961717
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50961717

Boring day desu senpai.

>> No.50961723

What's the best takeout for a last meal?

>> No.50961731

>still holding oil
>bags pumped
Not jumping on your meme wagons, reddit

>> No.50961737

What is a price neutral way to short IV?

>> No.50961740

>>50961712
cheer up im sure you'll make up new lies about your portfolio tomorrow

>> No.50961742
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50961742

SIGA get up off your ass please.

>> No.50961746
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50961746

>>50961712
You kept trying to short everything in clown market.
Should have just bought SIGA and BBBY and you would be green with zero brainpower

>> No.50961752

>>50961712
Your capital left you, just like gookfu.

>> No.50961763 [DELETED] 

Haha, u're wasting ur cash on the trash and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Life Beyond

>Massive Multiplayer Online game
>Doxxed Team
>Upcoming NFT Drop

>> No.50961779

I’m addicted to buying tqqq soxl on red days. Did I fuck up today?

>> No.50961791
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50961791

>>50961699
Lavender oil will help the smashed fingers, anon. Don't know what to advise on the market though because i'm just a little retard that buys semiconductors

>> No.50961794

>>50961763
Nobody cares about your pictures faggot

>> No.50961795
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>>50961763
>dropping an NFT now

>> No.50961831

>>50961697
I am probably going to enter some of those tomorrow once my cash settles.

>> No.50961836

>>50961742
it needs a catalyst anon

a news item like emergency use authorization would pump it to 30

>> No.50961843
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50961843

>>50961697
based

>> No.50961844
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50961844

Anyone got a take on CERT, I buyed in today and it's crabbing and I hate my life.

>> No.50961894

>>50961752
She's going to come back, and her mother is going to recover just like my portfolio.

>> No.50961913
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>>50961712
Ive got unrealized losses of like 7k in the last two days.

>> No.50961918
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50961918

>>50961836
This fucking spam filter thinks picrelated is spam while the pajeeybot still makes it thrugh.

>> No.50961923

>>50961913
nice, ive been riding VIX down from 30 for 2 months straight
every day is something new

>> No.50961929

Uhhh fellow apes, what's going on with BBBY?

>> No.50961941

>>50961918
You can't say the proper name of 'monkeypozz' on this shithole.

>> No.50961944
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>>50961918
Just type monkeepox or some other variant, anon

>> No.50961955

>>50961929
some anon last night said the price would go to $20 end of day, well what do you know lol

>> No.50961956

>>50961913
i wanna drink soju now. I'm going to cook a lemon butter white wine sauce with lobster and pasta for dinner. I'll wash it down with wine and soju.

>> No.50961961
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>>50961929
you bought

>> No.50961963

>>50961929
reddit is getting rug pulled
im sure their forums are pretty spicy right now

>> No.50961972

Did the camera on my computer stop working?

>> No.50961980
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50961980

Is this all I need to know for options?

>> No.50961979
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>>50960360
Can someone explain why the market is crashing but my vix is still red?

>> No.50962004

>>50961963
I doubt it. It's probably gonna be full of
DIAMOND HANDZZ xDDDD
STILL NOT SELLING
I BOUGHT MORE
etc

>> No.50962019
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50962019

>>50960398
So BVNRY says they can't meet demands and the stock crabs? WTF is this shit

>> No.50962027

>>50961923
Does that shit ever go up? When it does, is it like a rocket? I recently bought some shares and it seems dead

>> No.50962040

>>50961980
>buy
all you need to know is that options are for selling

>> No.50962041

>>50961929

Ryan Cohen dumped his bags
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3874286-rc-ventures-files-sell-stake-bed-bath-beyond

>> No.50962043
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50962043

Holy frick look at the IV on BBBY

>>50961979
UVXY exists to take your money

>> No.50962050

>>50961929
I was telling how it would go 17 eod on the BBBY thread, should've listened to me bro :/

>> No.50962061

>>50961941
>>50961944
Jannies must have gotten some serious ptsd after the wuflu. Kinda sad but I'm laughing thinking about that forehead vein popping

>> No.50962071

>>50961918
>>50961941
KEK that's actually partly my fault for spam shilling a crypto by that name back in may

>> No.50962075
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50962075

>>50962004
it just makes me wish I hadn't "paperhanded" my puts against them

>> No.50962077

>>50961963
>>50962004
Well what do you know I'm right.

>I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
>WSB IS GETTING FOOLED BY FAKE FUD
>NO RETARDS, RYAN COHEN DID NOT SELL.
>HOLD THE LINE (like 3 of these)

>> No.50962087

Jesus those TGT earnings reports are brutal

>> No.50962088

So am I retarted or did the Fed actually stop buying securities?
Did they start selling?

>> No.50962110

>>50962027
>Does that shit ever go up? When it does, is it like a rocket?
yes, in the good old days pre-2020 we would get "circuit breaker" market crash days when you could 10-100x on garbage like UVXY
since 2020 it doesnt seem like the PPT lets that happen anymore

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50962113

I just found a 2bn market cap company trading 1.4 p/e with a 3% dividend which is guaranteed to benefot from the wests decoupling from china.

and im not sharing.

>> No.50962138

>>50961980
unironically just buy calls when shit is red.

>> No.50962175
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>Bed Bath & Beyond stock down over 10% as Ryan Cohen files to sell entire stake
kek baggies

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>>50962061
I think it's because of pajeets spamming a shitcoin with the same name. I'm not sure, though.

>> No.50962180
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50962180

So, was ZOM jut a PnD?

>> No.50962185

This post aged well. >>50956564

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50962196

It's dumping again tomorrow,right?

>> No.50962214

>>50962196
yeah they're widening the channel a little bit, we're going to a lower low.

>> No.50962225
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50962225

Thank-you anon for the EL tip. 18 G's + counting.

>> No.50962228

>>50962041
Kek, baggies

>> No.50962246

>>50961705
I wouldn't be so sure. Might open at $7-8 honestly.
Remember how fast GME tanked?

>> No.50962257
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50962257

>what was that stock you just mentioned? Well? Yes, I'm talking to you. Spit it out

>> No.50962258
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>>50962175
BUT REDDIT SAYS PAPER HANDS AND 150$ A SHARE

>> No.50962266
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50962266

the pumping will continue until morale improves

>> No.50962271

>>50962110
Thx, interesting. I'll hold on to it as a golden ticket

>> No.50962273

Yes, yes, very amusing, SIGA, but seriously, get your ass to $30.

>> No.50962286
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50962286

Bond markets Don't agree with the Rally.

>> No.50962291

>>50962088
They have been allowing their bonds to mature but not buying replacement ones.

>> No.50962294

>>50962175
Imagine getting JUST'd on GME and try to redeem yourself by buying BBBY. There has to be someone like that lurking here

>> No.50962301

one day meme stock baggies will realize they're getting taken for a ride

>> No.50962310
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>>50962266
Damn maybe the China is collapsing memes are true.

>> No.50962311

Hedgies are getting realfucking desperate bbby is going to moon in the next 2 weeks.

>> No.50962316
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50962316

>>50960360
APRN bros, we gonna 2x by eow fr fr no cap

>> No.50962320

>>50962214
Let me widen your channel baggie.

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50962327

>>50962214
Long way to go for a lower low.

>> No.50962328

>>50962286
Bond market has been doing some retarded shit where it prices in a fed pivot immediately thats not coming.

>> No.50962334

>>50962301
Anon, Dick Wyckoff noticed this shit 100 years ago. It's only going to get worse.

>> No.50962335

>>50962311
hedgies are the ones pumping up these meme stocks to bait retail into buying lottery tickets that expire worthless

>> No.50962352

>>50962335
>>50962043

And they're doing a wonderful job

>613% IV

>> No.50962364
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50962364

>>50962335
no sir its all retails hedgies are getting wedgies & getting squoozled

>> No.50962365

>>50962327
zoom out

>> No.50962373

>>50962352
retail has about $50M in BBBY options at a strike price of $45 or higher, expiring this week

>> No.50962393

>>50962301
One day they will learn that for every guy with a lambo there are 100 baggies who lost their retirement.

>> No.50962392

>>50962373
kek
reddit bought me a t-bone steak today
going to be delicious

>> No.50962398

>>50962175
>>50962294
I had been telling those retards that if there was ever a time to NOT FOMO, it’s on an already pumped memestck. It was very obvious even to me that it was going to crash. They wouldn’t listen. Memestocks require that you get in before the pump and get out fast. You don’t try to get in after the pump.

>> No.50962402

>>50962043
Lol is it time to sell a tight BBBY call spread? You could pick up a few hundred bucks on each spread by the end of the week imo.

>> No.50962406

>>50962373
I sold a bunch of those calls ;)

thanks baggies

>> No.50962420
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50962420

>>50962225
You're welcome m8. I'm the fag from the last thread. Glad you listened and even more happy you're making money bro.

SEE? I TOLD YOU NIGGAS THAT EL IS GOING TO MAKE YOU MONEY. THINK ABOUT BETTING AGAINST BITCHES NEXT TIME

>> No.50962443

>>50962373
All of those BBBY OTM options are going to get heem'd so hard tomorrow. It makes me wish I sold some BBBY calls with a hedge so I can profit on vega raping all their premiums.

Remember when vega is this high, it means your option sensitivity to *CHANGES* in IV are really high. Meaning all the tards who bought BBBY at inflated vegas are going to see their call premiums tank in a few minutes because IV drops by a couple hundred percent in the span of a couple mins

>> No.50962454

>>50962301
There is literally no difference between a tech shitco that will never have PCF and a shitcoin.
The lines have been extremely blurry between shitcoins and shitcos since July 2020.

>> No.50962464
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>>50962258
>150 a share
this nigger's going to hold forever or keep accumulating more dumping shares on the way down to $10

>> No.50962468

>>50962398
In their defense, BBBY has been moving since yesterday. In hindsight, I'm happy with my 10% profit from yesterday.

>> No.50962471

>>50962420
its not even up 1% today

>> No.50962476
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50962476

will my Biotech SPAC ever find a target, I bought the warrants so i only have till February loool!!!!

their potential targets are biotech companies that "Leverage computing power" or make online healthcare easier

someone make it feel okay

>> No.50962485
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50962485

>BBBY below 20

>> No.50962488

So who listened to all the professional pumpers the past few days who shilled
>ZOM - now down 10%
>AMC - now down 14%
>FUBO - now down 16%

Come on, be honest.

>> No.50962502
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>>50962402
I think so yes, but at what strikes? Bearish or bullish? Its hard to predict price movement on these shitcoins, but you'll definitely want to be short vol. I looked at putting together an iron condor but the option premiums are an absolute mess

>> No.50962503

BBBY now down 30% from its previous high. I'm assuming the call option dealers are going to need to hedge it back down to $15 EoW

>> No.50962504

>>50962488
I did not.
Bought SOXL...
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.50962515

>>50962488
>>FUBO
Guilty

>> No.50962530

>>50962464
he also says bed bath and beyond is going to up there with amazon
fuck i need to start reading wallstreetbets more often just to find out what picks to inverse reddit

>> No.50962548

>>50962502
I think selling ATM vol is fine and buying OTM vol as wing hedge in an iron condor is the move

So for a Sept 16 expiry, sell 20p put and sell 20c call, and buy 25p and buy 25c. Something not exactly like that, but similar.

And maybe a bit skew on long put side

>> No.50962557

>>50962471
idc, if that anon is not trolling and made money by listening to my poorfag ass, I'm gonna gloat

>> No.50962575

>>50962291
Thx anon.
This worries me a little bit. Seems like they're going to have to start selling stuff off soon if they want to hit their targets though.

>> No.50962585

I bought 1000 shares of soxl at about 19.80, and 20 september 23 12p for about $0.31

>> No.50962589

>>50962503
Can you elaborate?

>> No.50962590
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50962590

Account
>Paper
Gookfu
>never coming back
Schmekel
>3.5" (erect)
Sentiment
>bearish

A reminder, baggot never wins. Don't be a baggot.

>> No.50962608

>>50962590
MMM them's some pretty eyes. Shame about the thin lips, though.

>> No.50962613

>>50962398
Wow thanks mr hindsight not like it was pumping for days straight or anything

>> No.50962615

>>50962585
Puts? Why not calls and average down if you hVe to? That’s what I’m doing anyway

>> No.50962616

BBBY Aug 26th 20c is super overbid. I might sell Aug 26th 20c and buy 21c as a hedge. Total credit: 2.03.

Holy fuck thats $203 bucks for every 20c/21c vertical call spread on BBBY Aug 26th chain. I'd like to sell a few of those and collect some nice pocket change. Maybe I'll sell like 4 of those spreads

>> No.50962621

>>50962590
Occupation
>Discord Groomer

>> No.50962629

>>50962590
he shorted tesla today while it was going up and got out of the position after which it immediately went back down

Baggy is Kramer, just inverse his position

>> No.50962630

>>50962608
that's actually what I look like.

>> No.50962632
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50962632

Where's the anon who was shilling SBSW as "guaranteed free money"? I just want a word...

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>>50962630
In all seriousness, my condolences.

>> No.50962663

>>50962632
>guaranteed free money
always ignore the redditors
good recommendations at least have a modicum of information

like the last thread some guy made one post about an IPO dropping in the morning

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>>50962286
if you look some years back bond yields ther correlation is gone. covid dump yield went down, now whent up when market dumped. bad indicator nowadays on basic level

>> No.50962669

>>50962615
because if the market doomps, vega and gamma shoot the fuck up and I make a lot of money. I also wrote some $24 calls that expire in a month and they covered the entire cost of the puts anyways.

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HODL APES! DIAMOND HANDS!!!

>> No.50962711
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50962711

>>50962616
>2.03 for every 20c/21c spread
I don’t know what you’re smoking but a $1 spread doesn’t offer a credit of 2.03 in any circumstance

>> No.50962712

>>50962589
As all those OTM options outstanding for BBBY lose their value, the option dealers who sold the call options to the call buyers will adjust their hedges on BBBY common stock. This is because market markers (aka option dealers) need to stay neutral on the stock as they are making profit from collecting a spread/fee on the options and want to stay agnostic on the stock


Suppose that a market maker sells a call option with a Delta = 0.16. The market maker can hedge away their market risk by purchasing 16 shares of the underlying security. If the underlying security increases by $1, then the options contract will increase by $16, representing a mark-to-market loss of $16 for the market maker. However, this MTM loss will be negated by the $16 appreciation in the shares that the market maker purchased.

When a bunch of OTM options lose money, their deltas go down. This means the market makers who purchased shares as a hedge will sell BBBY shares to remain neutral on the options they sold. Gamma and volatility giveth, gamma and volatility taketh.

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>>50962711
I meant the 20.5c not 21c
Well I guess Yahoo finance was bullshitting me! I have a rule that I can't open my broker after hours so im just using yfinance

>> No.50962764
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I THOUGH RYAN COHEN WAS ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HODL!!!

>> No.50962768
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50962768

>imagine being le reddit

>> No.50962785

>>50962712
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit anyone doing this shit as a job needs to be purged like the parasites they are do something productive for once

>> No.50962790

>>50962616
>>50962711

Yeah, I'm not seeing that kind of credit on this spread. Also, are you sure you want to be net bearish on a may may stock?

>> No.50962837

>>50962790
Yahoo finance is just retarded >>50962756
look here.
we will probably get much tighter spread that have already been arb'd to shit tomorrow.

And I think it might be better to sell an iron condor on BBBY while Ivol is so fucking high. So selling a vertical spread that is quite tight on both put and call side for a september tenor might be a good idea and also maybe aug 26

basically we should sell straddles but not naked, with wings covered. Implied vol is too rich and the realized vol will be a nothing burger, will probably float between teens and low 20's for a month or two before it gets ACK'd

>> No.50962855

>>50962393
More like 1:100,000 most likely.

>> No.50962857

One more day like this and I'm going to start robbing banks.

>> No.50962864
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>>50962756
>I have a rule that I can’t open my broker afters
lol what the fuck
Intuitively why would a credit spread ever yield more in credit than the spread itself? Makes no sense.
Granted, I placed this limit order to buy 50 Aug 30/31 C bull call spreads for 0.50 before the first halt on BBBY yesterday and the amount of market orders to sell placed during the flat filled my DEBIT spread for -0.18 kek for 6 contracts before I cancelled the rest of the limit order.
Basically was paid $98 to open a spread with a max gross profit of $600 kek

>> No.50962879
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>>50962768
>imagine loosing all your monies, your life savings, loans, ect for a meme

>> No.50962884
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50962884

Is ATVI a buy here?

>> No.50962904

I just bought the iPhone 13 pro max after being on android my whole life. What the fuck?! Android is way fucking better than this garbage ad ridden mofo! What the fuck phone do I buy? Samsung s22?

>> No.50962908
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50962908

>Ryan cohen didn’t sell
kek
anybody know what price he will sell for given he has to file? Are they already sold or will it be market price when the filing is approved?

>> No.50962915

>>50962884
At $80? No wtf

>> No.50962918
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>>50962904
BUT THE BLUE BUBBLES

>> No.50962925
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>>50962918
Goddamn it not this meme again.

>> No.50962934

>>50961737
butterflies and condors?

>> No.50962937
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50962937

uh, let me be clear. If you like your bullmarket, you can keep your bullmarket

>> No.50962939

>>50962908
I was under the impression that he was selling?

>> No.50962946

Amazing how half the posters are Raj Patel pump n dumps, a quarter are weebfags, tripfags, avatarfags, namefags who talk about anything but the stock market, one fifth newfags who ask the dumbest baby spoonfeeding questions, and the last twentieth actually post gains/positions/good stocks

>> No.50962955

>>50961737
actually started off too complicated, even selling a simple straddle would work if you dont need a cap on risk

>> No.50962956
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>>50962884
lol fuck no.

>> No.50962959

>>50962939
He scared everyone and made it dump so he could buy more.

>> No.50962962

Thank god I’m on the verge of getting a spankin from fidelity for day trading bkkt and dwac when they were popping or I’d be losing money on bbby and fubo lmao

>> No.50962967

>>50961712
screenshot?

>> No.50962969

>>50960424
>OP is literally a pajeet trying to shill PMVP because he thinks it's similar to BBBY in the slightest

>> No.50962973

>>50962959
I'm pretty sure Ryan Cohen literally just took profits and is letting his fanboys baghold

>> No.50962979

>>50962959
That's some next level copium, my friend.

>> No.50962996

If Ryan cohen sold, he red pilled a bunch of redditors into becoming nazis. Actually very curious if he sold

>> No.50963009

>>50962973
>>50962939
He filed to sell his entire stake (11.4% of float) with a form 144 filing.
See
>>50962908
I’m just wondering what price he will sell for. Not sure how filing this form works as far as what price he will get for stake

>> No.50963011

Bros is this it? Is the summer rally over? Are we going to crash?

>> No.50963029

>>50962904
No. Samsung is Apple wannabe. I've got that and I don't like it. I'd stay away from chink shit. I had motorolas in the past and the fuckers were pretty good. Had 2 of them and battery and performance were pretty good. Each lasted for 4 years.
I also had iphones in the past but gave up when the last one was one of those where the ios update killed the battery

>> No.50963033

>>50962937
Thanks Obama.

>> No.50963042

Allright which one of you Apes broke your promise and sold 59 million shares of AMC to buy BBBY?

>> No.50963043

>>50962904
Truth is, all phones are fucking garbage right now.

>> No.50963045

>>50962904
Just whole hog the invasion of privacy dick and buy a Google phone.

>> No.50963051

Boat Update: I managed to double my 500 on BBBY and cash out. Just need to double 2 more times and i can get myself a used jonboat and a trolling motor and battery. I'm going to take some treated plywood and make a fishing deck at the front and back for it and mount a fishing seat on it. And then put a drift control sock on the back to stabilize it since its so light in the wind. What should i put some of my money in for small stable gains until the next meme stock happens? My goal is to get the boat before end of next year

>> No.50963063

Wat means if IV for some deep ITM BBBY calls expiring Aug 26th is over 1000%?

>> No.50963068

>>50962855
almost like the real lottery

>> No.50963072

>>50963051
Oh and get a trailer for the boat of course.

>> No.50963073

>>50962996
>>50963009
I figured out how the filing of form 144 works. Once approved, Ryan Cohen will have the right to sell his BBBY anytime between filing date and 90 days after which would be 11/15/22. Honestly seems somewhat like a nothing burger. Basically everyone with BBBY (including me) should look to exit by then on the next big pump.
BBBY going to open green in pre market trading and market open once retards digest what this actually means

>> No.50963078

>>50963043
Theyre like the exact same fucking thing they were 8 years ago with a better camera.

>> No.50963099

>>50962904
i've got a motorola. cheap and good enough for me. camera is shit though

>> No.50963108

>>50963073
I went ahead and got out, too worried about getting rugpulled and i had all my stock money in it. I left 7 shares though so hat if it really does moon i can still sell those for a good profit. By the way ive never had to file taxes with stock income, what am i in for? Do i have to report every time i sold or bought a stock?

>> No.50963109

>>50963073
I think tomorrow will be a red day for BBBY, but a bounce back on friday

>> No.50963117

>>50963099
i got one on craigslist for 70 bucks when i lost my samsung in the ocean
man its crap, the camera, screen
i never knew how good those samsung pics really were

>> No.50963119
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>>50963078
And the cameras are all fucking trash that use sensors the size of a pea. Fuck it's some monkey paw shit.

>> No.50963127

>>50963029
When did Apple become the poor persons phone? Can't they just like, put more RAM in it?

>> No.50963128

>>50962041
Nope, he filled a document that allows him to sell shares IF he wants. He is holding $60 and $80 calls and he knows the squeeze will happen soon.

>> No.50963147

>>50963108
only when you sell. your broker reports the sales price and amount to the IRS. you have to file taxes to provide the cost basis. if you dont, the IRS considers the cost basis zero.

>> No.50963150

>>50961956
Soju goes better with spicy dog meat.

>> No.50963155

>>50963063
IV is the expected range of movement that the stock will make over the course of a year

Of course most options around BBBY will expire way before a year, but IV is still represented annualized, which is why it's reaching retarded percentage numbers.

>> No.50963185

>>50963127
>When did Apple become the poor persons phone?
When carriers started offering them for $0 on a 36 month contract or when they started releasing 2+ models every year flooding the used phone market

>>50963119
>And the cameras are all fucking trash that use sensors the size of a pea. Fuck it's some monkey paw shit.

They're good enough for me when i need to zoom in and read labels 30ft in the air but I can see where you're coming from terryposter

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>>50962837
>basically we should sell straddles but not naked, with wings covered

I agree with this, the last thing meme stocks do is crab, ruling out iron condors. The question is how wide for the wings? I roughly put this one together. As long as it doesn't crash below $10 or hit over $30 you're okay, but there is of course a pretty high chance of either of those happenings.

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50963205

Oil bros... Crude has been hit hard but XLE has been decoupling and going upwards...... It's happening we are pricing in 90$ crude

>> No.50963220

>>50963117
i don't know what's the cheapest samsung costs but mine was 150 new and has a battery that last 2 weeks on stand by or 2 days of screen on time

>> No.50963229

>>50963073
the guy's already up a significant amount from his average of $15.74. i wouldn't be surprised if he was ready to unload all of his shit the moment an upward trend started again and put the price back between $20 and $25

>> No.50963231

Extremely high volume on the smg index with bearish divergence. BBBY to $5 then mass suicide of half the remaining posters

>> No.50963260

>>50963147
Damn i need to stop buying and selling willy nilly my taxes are going to be a pain. I have been trading in and out of penny stocks for fun and have like 40 sells already in like 2 months. I suck at paperwork too, got that adult ADD. Haha maybe i can use my stock gains to pay somebody to do my taxes for me

>> No.50963268

>>50963260
you can have turbotax or other tax software import all of the transactions from your broker and do the math for you

>> No.50963276

>>50963231
>on the smg index
we have an index?

>> No.50963284

>>50963268
Yep this is what I do.

>> No.50963286

>>50963260
If you don't have funky day trades you can just put the lump sum amounts your broker reports into your 1044 (or whatever IRS form that is).

>> No.50963290

>>50963268
Oh awesome! Thanks for the tip.

>> No.50963319

/smg/ more like poop & pee.

>> No.50963320

>>50962904
I get my phones for free from fags that have to have the latest new thing. Haven’t bought a phone or tablet in years.

>> No.50963321

>>50963073
The SEC makes large shareholders divulge their trades in advance, even though by all rights that information is their own business and property. They basically try to let small investors frontrun big ones. But still some ape retard will be left holding RC's bags

>> No.50963322
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50963322

This was a paper trade for TGT. Two of these calls and short 100.
That price movement is huge. Is this an example of IV crush?

>> No.50963335

SEC more like poop & pee.

>> No.50963353

>>50963073
My wet dream is to see it close $80 Friday, 170,000 OTM naked calls get assigned, and then crash to $10 on Monday

>> No.50963356

>>50963322
sure, but not entirely, since the option also went from being at the ITM sweet spot to being safely OTM

>> No.50963391

>>50963322
Was this bought/sold on the same day? Seems unlikely with such a massive drop, even with IV crush.

>> No.50963394

>>50960360
I heard a compelling theory on macrovoices that the market is only doing okay because it's pricing in a rate cut soon (like early 2023) and eventually it's gonna realize it probably won't get a rate cut until end of 2023 at the earliest, maybe 2024, which will cause one more great dump and might even push us into a capitulation event.

I'm very bearish right now (but not bearish enough to risk buying puts) so this appealed to me but what do you guys think? I still kind of think the worst is behind us and this isn't a bad accumulation range but seems still like we could get a big push to a low crab there and then we start to recover in 2024.

>> No.50963399
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50963399

I bought $4k worth of SPXS today, roast me fags

>> No.50963400

can nvda do it's thing and go back to trading in the high 200's already.

>> No.50963407
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Why the fuck are we here?

>> No.50963417

>>50963399
oh man my digits... 3x short SPY position confirmed blessed

>> No.50963433
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50963433

Uh oh SIGA sissies

>> No.50963447
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50963447

I bought some

>> No.50963469

>>50963391
I've been trying to play ERs (on paper). My go-strategy is entering a position a few mins before market close and targeting companies that immediately report or in the morning, basically hold overnight and sell asap when the market opens again.
In particular I like doing synth puts with neutral delta; holding one night minimizes theta decay. Typically a position costs like $1300 (or has a small credit) with a $50 net risk, $200 return and reasonable amount of movement

Except here, for some reason the calls completely shit the bed and the shorts were no longer profitable despite the move. Hence I think IV/bid collapsed.

>> No.50963473

I want to buy vici and pep but they're so damn expensive

>> No.50963486
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50963486

SIGAbros WAGMI

>> No.50963523
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>>50963394
When the spx goes past 200dma it's basically sounding the all clear.
It would take a lot to get through that barrier, without an actual capitulation from the fed I don't think it can happen.
There are some crazy people in the market who think that 2018 can happen again, it can't, not with sticky inflation; in fact kicking the can down the road back then, is a big part of why we are here today. IMO without COVID justified QE
, there would have been a 2001 style crash already, off the tail of the Fed QT fake out back then.

>> No.50963524

>>50963486
what upcoming catalyst does SIGA have

>> No.50963552

>>50963394
I think the worst is yet to come, once midterms are over and then again in January.

>> No.50963556

>>50963394
I'm preparing for a heemening. The Fed has no reason to not heem us for the forseeable future unless we get a severe recession, in which case we're getting heemed anyway. The regularly scheduled October crisis would fit.

>> No.50963563

>>50963523
Do you think we can close above it though this month? I'm really not convinced we aren't just gonna crab here until the next CPI print myself but I'm still trading on a long term bullish scale

>> No.50963571
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>>50963433
OH NO NO NO SIGA SISSIES

You can fuck with statistics all you want but in reality cases are still going up on an almost exponential curve

>> No.50963580
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50963580

>>50963260

>> No.50963585

Lump sum or to gradually invest money?

>> No.50963597

So much for unity

So much for "apes together strong"

So much for diamond hands

What's the point of buying stocks like BBBY or GME if you guys are just going to laugh when it crashes? Whatever happened to sticking it to the hedges? Or sending a message. Here I am, left holding a bag. Again. Because you losers decided to take short term profits instead of riding a rocket.

Fuck all of you, I hope you guys lose all your m

>> No.50963607

>>50963433
>>50963571
Dare I say? Faggotry is cured?

>> No.50963618

>>50963580
this, so much this

>> No.50963622

>>50963469
Playing earnings is gambling anon. Even if you're convinced shit's gonna be awful, and even if you're right, market might still decide fuck it, priced in and you'll lose your pants.

>> No.50963630
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50963630

>bought BB instead of BBBY

sometimes ya just can't win

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>> No.50963635

>>50963622
unless we are talking puts on INTC earnings day

>> No.50963646
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>>50963597
>he thinks retail affects the price action on high volume tickers and not (((institutions)))

>> No.50963652

I think people are just copy pasting reddit threads now? For shame.

>> No.50963658

>>50963652
The world may not be flat, but the internet sure as fuck is.

>> No.50963665

Any biotech bros familiar with CYCC?

>> No.50963673

>>50963597
play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>> No.50963680
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>>50963399
Checked 2x fren. I split between SPXS and TZA. Fake pump today was spy rejection of the 200DMA. We might be a bit early but I don't think we're wrong.

>> No.50963702
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50963702

First this happened.

>> No.50963727
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50963727

Then this happened.

>> No.50963752

did anons sell their bags over the past melt-up? I hope you did, frens

>> No.50963753

kek baggies, cohen is a jewish surname btw

>> No.50963754
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>>50963597
did you forget where you are?

>> No.50963777
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50963777

>Futures

>> No.50963779

>>50963585
Right now I think it's easier to gradually invest unless you're willing to hold for a long period of time. The reality is that there is a LOT of uncertainty in the market. I'm not exactly saying TIME LE MARKET IS BETTER THIS TIME but I think we could crab for a while and it's easier to stomach. I'm kind of looking to DCA over the next 6 months myself and I might extend that after listening to a podcast that shit could really shit the bed in 2023.

>> No.50963783

>>50963702
I think the chart is just bugging showing the sep contract instead of aug

>> No.50963791
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50963791

>>50963777
checking

>> No.50963810

>>50963777
fuck off also checked

>> No.50963834
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>>50960398
Not true. Do you anons really not diversify your prtfolios? This gf anon checking in once again

>> No.50963841

>>50963777
checked,just opened a 20x Short on US tech 100

>> No.50963845

thoughts on https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BLUE?p=BLUE ?

>> No.50963850

>>50963597
This post is gay with a stockwits reddit/ feel.

>> No.50963853

>>50963834
Mirin' calves

>> No.50963855

>>50963597
>buys high
>sells low
>on 4chan
Checks out. You only lose money if you sell at a loss clown.

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>>50963834
I go all in on one stock every time.

>> No.50963876
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50963876

why are redditors like this?

>> No.50963895

>>50963834
Noice.

And yeah I diversify, only a retard or poorfag goes all in.

>> No.50963906

>>50963834
Thats asian

>> No.50963923

>Crude -7.06mm - biggest draw since April 2022
>Gasoline -4.64mm
Hur dur le fears of le recession a-and le demand destruction
Reminder the EIA faked data to make prices dip so Biden could mumble incoherently about it for a week.

>> No.50963927

>>50963876
Thought it would be otm calls, at least its shares.

>> No.50963939
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50963939

>>50963853
>>50963873
>>50963895

I purchased FABU and SOXL today.. praying dates to Olive Garden aren't in my future

>> No.50963941

>>50963927
Fuck I wish it were calls, nonetheless it's already dropped 20% since he bought kek

>> No.50963947

>>50963927
shares are ""safe"" so people put their life savings in them

>> No.50963959

>>50963876
Mass psychosis, few people have figured out the programming

>> No.50963973
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50963973

>>50963702
then this happened

>> No.50963980 [DELETED] 

>this is the top post on /wallstreetbets
KEK BBBY BAGGIES

>> No.50963981

>>50963939
>Olive Garden
Went their once a few years back with my lady, I don't get the hype it was mediocre at best. Bread sticks are okay though.

>> No.50963984

>>50963923
Explain it like I hold bitfuck and GME.

>> No.50963990

>>50963876
kek
75k from a redditors wallet in a day

>> No.50963992

>>50963876
>average cost of $25.35
lol good luck with that

>> No.50963994

>>50963939
Why the hell would you go to olive garden? Stank ass breath for some cheap ass microwavable food. Go to a nice bar, get a table in the back and have some drinks and some light snacks. Then dip out if the fucker is a retard.

>> No.50963998

>>50963973
he looks happy

>> No.50964007

>>50963973
Nice couple desu.

>> No.50964008
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50964008

to h*ck with this fake and GAY market!

>> No.50964024

>>50963984
>oil pumping off its recent lows a few weeks ago
>Biden seething
>agency responsible for crude oil data """shuts down""" for a week
>doesn't report it's weekly report for the first time
>next week they report we used less oil at the peak of driving season than we did at the peak of the pandemic
>le recession fears and le demand destruction headlines everywhere
>oil absolutely dumps
>Biden takes credit for the drop in oil prices caused by recession
>refutes we're in a recession though

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50964025

>>50963973
It's not that guy's fault he was born with a fucked up mug. Good for him. We should be happy this snagletooth got a gookfu

>> No.50964041

>>50963973
Imagine the smell

>> No.50964052
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>this is the top post on /wallstreetbets
KEK BBBY BAGGIES

>> No.50964058

>>50964024
Ty sir

>> No.50964059
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50964059

cramer vs. reddit for biggest inverse signal

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>>50964052

>> No.50964078

Should I expect to still be in the rape hole by the time this dental litigation pays off?

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>>50963981
>>50963994
>praying dates to Olive Garden aren't in my future.

Re-read anons..

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>>50963834
That wallpaper

>> No.50964094

>>50964052
KWAB

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>>50964081
I read it and gave you my input. Just say no. Andy yes, you are a man

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I just noticed there's a bbby general

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pray for my calls brothers

>> No.50964165

>>50962471
Breh. It's good month. I made little EL cheese. Did you?

>> No.50964170

>>50964148
There's always a general being created at the top of a pump.
It's part of the cycle. The inherent need to lure new suckers into the scheme.

>> No.50964191

>>50964081
Was just saying I'm not a fan.

>> No.50964221

>>50964170
It's a sign of the top of that respective trend

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ITS OVER WHITE TEACHERS AND SCIENCE LOVERS

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>>50963876
So much cope

>> No.50964253

>>50964059
/smg/

>> No.50964262

>>50964239
>The layoff plan is raycis
>but the hiring and admittance racism is fine =]

>> No.50964271

>>50963834
your gf either squats 250 lbs or is getting fat

>> No.50964284

>>50964271
or the obvious... its penis

>> No.50964287

>>50964284
oh yeah actually those shoulders give it away

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This is dangerous to our democracy. Why didn't Liz win against the bad orange man?

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>>50964084
Old schumacher wallpaper. Grandparents were pretty cool though. Her grandfather has a pretty nice vanguard stack kek

>> No.50964313

>>50963622
That's why I was focused on directional spreads - it just needs to move. Once I can achieve 70% win rate on paper, I'll move to real trades. I've lost $1200 this year on options, and I'm not keen on losing more (so far CC's have been my biggest success)
I'm still very certain I entered a position with inflation IV pricing on the option, so I'll have to watch that next time. Again - it costs 0.5% - 2.0% on a normal loss, with an attractive upside, so I just need to figure out why it failed and what the risk exposure was and I should be gucci

Separately: do people that write CCs take advantage of swings up&down to BTC and reopen them?

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Holy disasters at the job. I've been stuck fixing crises for the last week and a half now. Are the markets still going up? Did WMT not crap itself? ARE THE LEAN HOGS RECOVERING?!?!

>> No.50964317

>>50962956

Man that is some low effort body paint.

>> No.50964329

>>50964314
>Did WMT not crap itself?
WMT was up 4% or something on ER

>> No.50964333

New

>>50964328
>>50964328

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J U S T

>> No.50964348

>>50963834
im really trying to diversify more since I have maybe 10k in stocks and 200k in crypto kek other than my 401k and IRA (which is like 30k total)

>> No.50964370

>>50964262
White self hating liberals are genuinely the most deranged people on Earth.

>> No.50964382

>>50964313
>do people that write CCs take advantage of swings up&down to BTC and reopen them?
Why would you limit this to BTC? Yes, some people swing the short call by selling at tops and buying back at bottoms before pumps. The problem is that's subjective and noobs will end up missing out on gains by constantly buying things back when they would have expired worthless.

>> No.50964389

>>50964313
I trade 2.5 weekly vertical spread on NVDA every week with a reward/risk of 1.0+. NVDA will bounce around $5-$10 a day so it’s pretty easy to pick the “right” 2.5 move on Friday the week before or Monday the week of.
I do anywhere from $500-$2000 usually a week, I’ve done $5k before but that was too stressful and I didn’t get a lot of sleep that week. All of these make 1x-1.2x profit. Sometimes I’ll toss $500 on something more OTM that has a return/risk of 4.0 or something but the 2.5 R/R of 1.0-1.2 is my bread and butter.

>> No.50964402

>>50964313
Kek, nevermind. Of course it's Buy To Close.

>> No.50964438

>>50964382
>BTC
Buy to close, not bitcoin

>> No.50964507

Did Olive Garden used to be good? I feel like they fell down to Chili's/Applebee's quality but were better years ago. But I didn't go that often maybe its always been shit

>> No.50964535

>>50964507
It's just frozen food and full of niggers. The breadsticks are still good but I could swear they used to be better. Anyways Carrabba's is the superior choice.

>> No.50964555

>>50964507
It's good Italian food if you're poor and have no idea what good Italian food really is

>> No.50964564

Is TESLA still a based long term hold before the 3-1 split or not?

I have some money burning a hole in my pocket and I am tempted to go full retard on Musk's autism for at least the next five years...

>> No.50964593

>>50964337

Scroll up I already posted this you nigger

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>>50964307

>> No.50965366

>>50963580
Kek. Yeah I'm new af to stock. Been a 4chinner for 13 years. I miss /co/ before it became tumblr 2 and the text only boards

>> No.50965385

>>50964507
In my opinion absolutely not

>> No.50966037

>>50963973
holy fuck I think I went to high school with that guy.