Just caught this fella I dislike playing Runescape at work

[Anonymous No.50958663]

He's about to have a bad day with HR

Boys, remember to always be cordial to the IT team

[Anonymous No.50958692]

>>50958663
No you didn't, this is a repost from earlier.

[Anonymous No.50958697]

>>50958663
word travels about snitching

[Anonymous No.50958701]

>>50958663
what's the name of the software?

[Anonymous No.50958714]

>>50958663
2% unproductive.

[Anonymous No.50958716]

>>50958663
Wow this is why everyone hates jews

[Anonymous No.50958719]

>>50958663
How can we profit of this?

[Anonymous No.50958722]

>>50958663
eat shit snitch

[Anonymous No.50958736]

LMFAO this will make /biz/ seethe I can tell

[Anonymous No.50958749]

>>50958736
Lol!! lmao!! lolling on the floor rofl... roflcopter!!

[Anonymous No.50958768]

>40% trap porn
>40% milf porn
>10% microsoft word
>10% hotmail
i'll take my promotion now

[Anonymous No.50958771]

duel him pussy

[Anonymous No.50958786]

Shit IT can even see how long you had notepad open...

[Anonymous No.50958834]

>write a program called niggers.exe
>wagie monitor labels it as unproductive
>keep niggers.exe open all day
>IT reports you to HR because niggers are not productive
>HR fires IT for racism
IT_cucks btfo

[Anonymous No.50958866]

>>50958663
>linkedin: productive
Good to know that corporate deems spending time online looking for a new job as productive

[Anonymous No.50958895]

>>50958663
This is why you have your own laptop next to your work shit to have your games/bullshit websites on.

[Anonymous No.50958906]

>>50958866
LinkedIn is for wagies to virtue signal how amazing and wonderful their current job and bosses are. (and yes seeing what other options are out there)

[Anonymous No.50958920]

>>50958663
what's this web app? i wanna know if my company is also spying on me.

[Anonymous No.50958940]

>>50958920
"Web app"? Wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.50958945]

>>50958663
>Just caught this fella I dislike playing Runescape at work
>whatsapp image
Yeah, sure you did retard

[Anonymous No.50958952]

So how do I see if my computer has this malware?

[Anonymous No.50959073]

>>50958952
>malware
It's not malware

[Anonymous No.50959151]

I have 3 screens…which one are they watching? Like I could have trading view open all day on one screen but be working off the other 2. Can they distinguish this?

[Anonymous No.50959158]

>>50958663
kill urself hes probably afk fishing

[Anonymous No.50959238]

>>50958940
Well the fucking reporting front-end is a web app. No doubt an agent is deployed to do the monitoring.
Stop being facetious and tell me the name of this spying app.

[Anonymous No.50959253]

>>50959073
Virus?

[Anonymous No.50959305]

>>50958663
>linkedin
>productive
Lmao
1.24h in notepad is based though

[Anonymous No.50959332]

Figured out myself, it's this piece of shit software:
https://www.insightful.io/

No idea how to disable it though.

[Anonymous No.50959389]

>>50959151
If it's a Microsoft environment it can be monitored.
Give your IT coworkers sugar and energy drinks and you could get away with anything.
If you're going to get fired, IT is the path of least resistance, but at least they won't proactively rat you out.
These rules change if you have a CTO who are security minded.
Regardless I'm glad I got out of waging.
Fuck working for a corporation.

[Anonymous No.50959409]

>>50959332
Most likely it's this piece of shit process. Software was formerly known as 'workpuls':
http://processchecker.com/file/WorkPuls.exe.html

[Anonymous No.50959428]

>>50959332
It's pointless to disable it, the monitoring will report what machine ISN'T reporting.
If you have an IT team that works on metrics that will make you an obvious target.

[Anonymous No.50959429]

>>50959389
I too want to get out of waging, teach me senpai.

[Anonymous No.50959453]

>>50959429
Crypto.
Hold.
That's all I can teach you.

[Anonymous No.50959476]

>>50958663
BYOD: not even once

[Anonymous No.50959481]

>>50958663
If You equals snitch then you end up in the ditch.

[Anonymous No.50959499]

>>50958663
he should've renamed the process name

[Anonymous No.50959512]

>>50958663
>1:24h of runescape
cringe it's not with amateur amount that you'll get 99 smithing.

[Anonymous No.50959515]

>>50958663
We are IT.
We see EVERYTHING.
We hear EVERYTHING.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

[Anonymous No.50959528]

>>50958663
im afk rn and have my pr up for review

[Anonymous No.50959540]

>>50958663
What an absolute nightmare working somewhere they literally track your waging like its 1984. Do corporatecels really?

[Anonymous No.50959604]

lmao all of you poorfags they make you work from home on your own hardware and run spyware on it to boot? I have a work laptop that I work on, and have two personal laptops on all at the same time. Fixed.

[Anonymous No.50959638]

>>50958940
the condition is called being a zoomer
>zoomer rhymes with boomer
>The internet is not a big truck. It's a series of tubes
>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

[Anonymous No.50959679]

>gmail
>linkedin
Sounds like he's already leaving

[Anonymous No.50959785]

>muh business analytics
>B-but the computer made us more productive

We need a time machine to kill the boomers that made oracle in the 80s.

[Anonymous No.50959928]

>>50958663
>linkedin.com
looks like hes doing your job for you. you are probably doing him a favour

[Anonymous No.50960046]

>>50959151
>I have 3 screens…which one are they watching?
Kek, thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.50961390]

>>50959305
>1.24h in notepad is based though
He most likely opened notepad and runelite at the same time so whenever his boss was around the notepad would cover the runelite, notice how they both have 1.24h runtime
The IT knows your tricks, nothing escapes our gaze

[Anonymous No.50961651]

>>50958716
this he is totally "IT" and not just a HR wanna be.

[Anonymous No.50962691]

>>50958663
imagine being so powerless in your life and petty that you want to try to bust someone you dislike for playing a video game for one hour a MONTH at work. honestly, i bet OP gets fucking laughed at behind his back even by the HR roasties for trying so transparently to get someone in trouble over something that's so objectively bullshit. people do have brains, even HR lizards. keep in mind that for anything to actually happen to this dude, someone would have to actually get up off their ass and make something happen that wouldn't have otherwise happened.

also, i bet OP knows all of this and isn't actually going to report this guy and just wants to rile up all the other wagies for a cheap laugh.

[Anonymous No.50962719]

>>50958663

No pornhub?

[Anonymous No.50962812]

[Anonymous No.50962896]

>>50962812
B-B-B-BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50963031]

as an IT worker, i genuinely don't understand why people put vidya and non work things on their work devices. We monitor everything, and can see what programs you have installed, what sites you visit. Everything.
Just use a personal device for fun times.

[Anonymous No.50963187]

>>50959151
Just buy cheap laptop and use it for TV, not worth risking

[Anonymous No.50964502]

>>50963031
>We monitor everything, and can see what programs you have installed, what sites you visit. Everything.
Yep.
I genuinely thought people knew about this, apparently not.

[Anonymous No.50964552]

Can’t IT also monitor the network and what sites / apps are being used, so there’s no real reason to bring your own device unless you have a hotspot as well?

[Anonymous No.50964563]

>>50964502
i had a guy at work who used to put his own phone number in his email signature

firstly, what kind of wagecuck wants to be reached out of hours on a personal number? second, he would get nailed by legal/compliance for using a personal device for work purposes

[Anonymous No.50964650]

>get a second monitor
>get a micro pc (its like a bloated usb device but has a full pc inside and connects to your hdmi port)
>plug it into your second monitor while keeping the main monitor on your work pc
>make it where the mouse is shared between both pc's
>run that micro pc via a wlan to your smartphone that is your wlan hotspot and uses celluar data
>everyone will think you have a 2 monitor setup when it is in fact 2 seperate machines.
>be unproductive

Also important:
>take the micro pc home with you every day

[Anonymous No.50964667]

>>50958768
Actual Patrician lifestyle

[Anonymous No.50965115]

How do you know he wasn't playing it while working after hours? If he put in 50 hours and 1 hour of that is on Runescape, you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.50965311]

>>50961390
Nah, you are wrong.
Runescape is pretty based. Most of the skills you can train by clicking every few minutes. He likely worked in the notepad while "AFK" fishing (even tho he was still behind his keyboard). Yes, I am maxed

>>50964502
Told my ex girl that the company is spying on her. She refused to believe me and told me it's impossible, kek.

[Anonymous No.50965340]

>executive who used his work laptop to browse porn for a few hours every single day (usually after work, but sometimes at work) called up IT and asked us for help with something
>i let it slip that we can see every website he has ever visited on his work laptop
>he hung up immediately and never called back

[Anonymous No.50965495]

how do these computers not have site blockers? we can’t even access Gmail on ours

[Anonymous No.50966128]

>>50965340
>>50965311
>She refused to believe me and told me it's impossible

Shit is hilarious
I fucking love my job

[Anonymous No.50966162]

>>50964502
i had one guy enroll his personal desktop in intune by accident by using his work email. It ended up getting the companies monitoring programs installed on it and our policies applied. pretty much locked him out of all administrative rights.

[Anonymous No.50966450]

>>50958895
this, i have the 2 screens next to each other
laptop for work and PC with keyboard + screen for personal use
it's wfh so they don't know what i'm browsing on my personal pc but laptop goes via vpn so they can track these things if they want

[Anonymous No.50966501]

>>50965340
kek boomers are unaware of the horrors they helped create

[Anonymous No.50966550]

>>50958663
>first day of work
>nah i cannot use win for work
>wipe hard drive
>install linux
>mind my own business
>last day of work
>dd if=/dev/urandom
>thx for playing

[Anonymous No.50966578]

>>50958663
God you sound like such a fat pussy, dude. Power tripping on people at work, handle your shit like a man and tell him to his face thar you don't like his faggot ass and that if he keeps playing RuneScape you'll report him. Instead of being a passive faggot. You can make him your bitch, but instead you will be a bitch.

[Anonymous No.50967223]

>>50965340
more stories like this please

[Anonymous No.50968732]

>>50959151
Fools.
>setup shitty work laptop to always be on
>enable remote access to laptop
>rdp / vnc to work laptop from personal device
You’ll never have to worry this way and will btfo this IT cuck
t. IT manager

[Anonymous No.50968745]

>>50958834

[Anonymous No.50968759]

>>50958663
>fella
imagine selling out a male to the cunts in HR

[Anonymous No.50968766]

>>50958701
adobe creative suite

[Anonymous No.50968780]

>>50958749
It was funny, but not THAT funny. Get a hold of yourself, man

[Anonymous No.50968788]

>>50958834

[Anonymous No.50968805]

>>50959151
I got pitched this software at a trade show.
IIRC it's a network monitoring solution - I think it also integrates with Active Directory and has a cloud front end for candy ass clowns who should be fired for DOING their job.
Just take your own kit and use your own hotspot if you don't want dickless weasels like op in your business

[Anonymous No.50968806]

>>50965115
This. It could have been during lunch or breaks as well.

Doesn't IT have better things to do?

[Anonymous No.50968807]

>>50958663
>2% unproductive.
Kek, i'm like 80% unproductive

[Anonymous No.50968829]

>>50958663
This shit is so gay I used to work a job where at the end of the day I'd have to spend at least an hour a day recording every single task I did that day and how much time I spent on each task so the fat Jew cunt could see if it was worth paying us

[Anonymous No.50968831]

>>50958663
Fuck IT
Lazy slobs that do half ass work on purpose to keep getting paid for shit that should of been fixed the first time around

[Anonymous No.50968842]

>>50964502
My companies IT team doesn’t seem to care about tracking us even though they can. They just help with tech issues and remind us to install updates to our MacBooks. I do browse Discord and stuff but that’s all work related anyway, not that they could tell the difference between individual servers unless they were viewing my screen. I can’t imagine I would be getting a 20% raise after 6 months if they knew about me shopping for anime merch on my work computer though.

[Anonymous No.50968843]

>>50962812

[Anonymous No.50968903]

>>50968842
Most IT departments aren’t interested in watching your every move. We usually just get invoked if management get involved (i.e. we dont like this person, find a reason to get rid of them)

[Anonymous No.50968928]

>>50968842
speaking for my department, we generally don't care if you're playing vidya or whatever. So long as it doesn't cause you to start pestering us or you start downoad malware and causing security issues.
The ones you got to be concerned about are your own managers, they'll ask us for reporting on what their staff are doing or what they're browsing and things.

[Anonymous No.50968959]

>>50958768
>100% biz

[Anonymous No.50969563]

IT guys cant see every app you use unless you have bossware installed. They can monitor sites you visit, but no one cares, and you have to lookup particular host network activity and search through logs, no company I worked for did that. I call it billshit, unless there are different privacy rules outside europe.

[Anonymous No.50970335]

>>50959515
Do not expect us
Our role has been off shored to pajeets

[Anonymous No.50970369]

>>50958768
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.50970652]

>>50958663
the use of the app is maybe not wanted, but 1 hour, laughable.
2%, caught, ...
don't take this as any advice or such, it's just an opinion.

[Anonymous No.50971047]

>>50958895
this who the fuck downloads ANYTHING non-work related on a work laptop??

[Anonymous No.50971059]

>>50958834
Mmmmhhhmmmm das rite

[Anonymous No.50971119]

>>50958663
>imagine being this micromanaged
must be fun to work there. I was in management for 8 years, saw my co-workers on a lot of sites that didn't have anything to do with work, ffs I've been lurking 4chan and pornsites every chance I got.

but they all got their shit done on time so I did not give a single fuck what they were doing.
I always felt like the more restrictive you are, the worse the performance or general happiness got.
sure, that style of leadership doesn't work for lazy shits, but we had self-motivated, conscientious people, so it worked

I'd hate to work at a company that watched every single breath I take. nope, I'd gtfo of there

[Anonymous No.50971186]

>>50968842
Oh, they know. They just dont report it to your manager. Most times they just retain it as leverage to get what they want or if someone is an asshole to them, they use it to get them fired

[Anonymous No.50971217]

>>50971119
>lurking porn at work
for what purpose, have some self-awareness

[Anonymous No.50971284]

>>50958663
>implying I don't just do shit on my own computer while moving the mouse of my work laptop once in a while
You'll never catch me faggot

[Anonymous No.50971332]

This Anon's application submissions has to be looked into. Something is definitely wrong on several levels to generate such minute responses. Anon had better improve applications submitted in order to have more money for investments in other crypto projects (like ETH and Syscon) during this Bear days, and rise really fast afterwards

[Anonymous No.50971613]

>>50958663
that shit totals up to more than 40hr. He was probably playing games on his lunch break.

[Anonymous No.50972595]

Company sent me an asus notebook with windows.

>Be me
>Delete kikedos
>install a debian based os from scratch
>watch tranny porn all day
>Mock data for timedoctor
>post data to be productive on their eyes
>profit ???

[Anonymous No.50972779]

>>50969563
Actually we can see everything they do as long as they’re using a company device. Shit gets a little murky when you use a personal device, however, if you’re using the company network then we can see what websites and web apps are taking up bandwidth. Don’t get sloppy bro, we know everything.

[Anonymous No.50973453]

>>50971613
Oy vey the filthy goy was using company equipment for non-work related activities for 16 minutes 48 seconds every day.

[Anonymous No.50973657]

>>50958834
kek

[Anonymous No.50975808]

>>50972779
>if you’re using the company network then we can see what websites and web apps are taking up bandwidth.
Yep. We can see everything

[Anonymous No.50978141]

>>50968732
>enable remote access to laptop
which program is best for this?

[Anonymous No.50978256]

>>50958768
>If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads
>A woman shall not wear man’s clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman’s clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination

[Anonymous No.50978411]

>>50971059
Oh, the mythic enginigger

[Anonymous No.50979069]

>>50972779
Thats why you establish a VPN over DNS.

[Anonymous No.50979153]

>>50959512
This, if you aren't grinding this for 12 hours a day don't fucking play idiot.

[Anonymous No.50980635]

>>50978141
Try using RDP (its built into Windows and works best, can do stuff like audio redirection so if your headset is plugged into your main computer, you can still take calls on your remote laptop) and if that doesn’t work try UltraVNC (its free and does the job). Absolute worst case scenario just use a KVM to flick between machines

[Anonymous No.50980673]

I fucking hate niggers.
Who the fuck you arE? I won't install some bullshit spyware just because you told me to.

[Anonymous No.50980696]

>>50958714
To be fair what I used to do was to open word/notepad/excel and place a gold ball on a key so the computer never locked. Did it for about a year on and off, 1-3 hours per day.

[Anonymous No.50983018]

>>50958663
OP really is a faggot, just ask him for his id and play with him

>found someone playing WoW at work one time
>upgraded his shitty pc to a more powerful one for "spreadsheets"
>had wow pre-loaded
>became good frens until he died

[Anonymous No.50984320]

>>50958834
Kek

[Anonymous No.50984353]

>>50958663
Go to the wilderness and if you win you can cuck him, if not well you stfu bout it and let it slide.

[Anonymous No.50984364]

>>50983018
Whao screenshotted, thats really comfy anon

[Anonymous No.50984386]

>>50959389
>Give your IT coworkers sugar and energy drinks and you could get away with anything.
Not even close to being true. Unless they actively hate you for some reason they aren't going to actively go out of their way to fuck you up. That being said, if management requests your logs they will get your logs. They won't protect you.