How to eat free at McDonald's forever

[Anonymous No.50953353]

>go to drivethrough
>tell the wagie taking orders you're just passing through
>stop at the next window and wait for the next wagie to pass you someone else's order
Neetmaxxing is this simple. I literally haven't paid for a meal in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.50954857]

>>50953353
Do that and you'll be eating free but it won't be at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.50954910]

>>50953353
>eating goyslop
>WANTING to eat goyslop
just cook your own food and maintain a healthy diet you insufferable fucks

[Anonymous No.50954984]

>>50954910
>just cook your own food and maintain a healthy diet
why? you're just gonna die anyway. and McDonalds tastes good

[Anonymous No.50955012]

>>50954984
>McDonalds tastes good
i truly cannot imagine that people actually eat shit and enjoy it

[Anonymous No.50955092]

I once drove an hour to see a friend.

I had the McDonald's app when it first came out. Make an account, get a free sandwich no purchases needed.

I drove back home on the highway, stopping off at every exit that had a McDonald's.

I created an account in every line waiting to pull up to get my order. I brought home 16 double quarter pounders for free.

May not be healthy, but hey, it was free. Had food for a week

[Anonymous No.50955128]

a true NEET God is fed high quality home cooking by his based mommy every single day three times per day all for free, not him having to drive some shitbox to the local goyslop dispenser drivethrough to then consume said goyslop and be happy with it

you are not a NEET, you are a goyslop wagecuck who just so happens to not wagecuck

[Anonymous No.50955238]

>>50955092
There are SIXTEEN different mcdonalds in a single hour of driving? Fucking hell that's one mcdonalds every 3 and a half minutes, why the fuck would anyone need that much fast food. Is the demand for fast food in your country that high for all of them to stay in profit?

Grim.

[Anonymous No.50955353]

>>50953353
I've been recorder on camera, and sooner or later they will throw you in a jail LOL. And for what? For a fucking burger. Good job, blessed retard.

[Anonymous No.50955411]

>>50955012
you know it's fucking good. I'm sure you begged your parents for McDonalds in your lifetime, but now you've just convinced yourself otherwise because of health reasons or political ideals or whatever other bullshit.

[Anonymous No.50955470]

>>50955411
mcdonalds is repulsive non-food. the slimy ketchup-relish goop reminds me of the guts of squished caterpillars

[Anonymous No.50955478]

>>50955092
Did you reheat them? I can't imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.50955504]

>>50954984

>McDonald’s tastes good

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST you guys are in such denial aren’t you?

>>50955128
>Look at me 4chan anons, I’m so based. I use words like goy and wagecuck to assert my justified moral rebellious righteousness by making my mom work and pay and prepare for everything.

[Anonymous No.50955712]

Filet o fish is the best burger

[Anonymous No.50955872]

For me it's raiding the kitchens of my parents and office.

[Anonymous No.50955910]

>>50954857
Cope and seethe.

[Anonymous No.50957196]

Any other restaurant's that are good for couponing free food? Or any other methods to get free fast food in the U.S.?

[Anonymous No.50957260]

>>50955411
i just wanted the toy

[Anonymous No.50957317]

Make a Jimmy John reward account. Buy 1 sandwich next is free. On your birthday free sandwich. Make your birthday next day. Unlimited buy 1 get 2 free and no one cares because you order online and just walk in and grab your bag.

[Anonymous No.50957704]

>>50953353
That's quite an old trick https://youtu.be/27NX_MMIkLY

[Anonymous No.50957741]

You pay at the window where I live so this doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.50957893]

>>50954910
You can eat 3 Big Macs each day and maintain a healthy 150lbs weight.

[Anonymous No.50957909]

>>50957704
c'est en faisant n'importequoi qu'on deviens n'importe qui

[Anonymous No.50957913]

>>50953353
You must be massively fat.

[Anonymous No.50958069]

>>50957893

[Anonymous No.50958399]

>>50955092
Why don't they just call them Half Pounders?

[Anonymous No.50958425]

>>50957893
You're eating mystery meat made of chicken, cow, rat , kangaroo and whatever is the cheapest that month. Your weight is the last relevant variable to that decision

[Anonymous No.50958464]

>>50953353
>>50954984
Enjoy your LDL cholesterol and low test

[Anonymous No.50958849]

>>50958464
Retard cholesterol is not bad
>>50954984
Meh i can cook better things

[Anonymous No.50959294]

free food is better than nothing, ppl in this thread are just being /pol/cels

[Anonymous No.50959760]

>>50954910
Goyshlop is delicious, and fun to say. What am I supposed to eat, fucking matzah? Oh no, I don't want the cheeseburger, give me some latkes on crackers. Alright, I'll admit that pastrami and lox are both absolute fucking knockouts, and I'll drag pita bread through hummus any day, but gefilte fish is literally smelly slop nuggets, and kikeslop doesn't even roll off the tongue nicely.
How about this, I'll eat a spicy chicken sandwich for dinner and have a slice of babka for desert because both are excellent foods and being called a dumb goy for eating leavened bread on passover doesn't bother me.

[Anonymous No.50959867]

>>50955128
Still can't get a driver's license? Eh?

[Anonymous No.50960088]

>>50959760
The thing about goyslop is jews probably eat more per capita than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.50960274]

>>50958399
its easier to convince low iq fat fucks to eat a lot of small things rather than one big thing. "two triple-quarter pounders" sounds healthier than "one and half pounds of beef".

[Anonymous No.50960733]

>>50953353
OP, you know the workers there are counting on every car they keep track of, knowing that they have much more control over things than you realize.

You haven't been getting away with anything. Do you really think drive-thru workers are doing nothing in there? You have obviously been eating at most charity donations. You cuck. Nothing is free.