jobcels be like "i had an awesome day at work today"

[Anonymous No.50943665]

[Anonymous No.50943727]

>>50943665
>neetcels be like "creating a 3/10 troll post was the highlight of my day"

[Anonymous No.50943763]

wagecel be like

>Oh wow I feel so accomplished today! I helped Mr. Greenberg increase his profits by 5%!

Like come nigga you just a slave lmao, promotion is just you becoming a full on house nigga LOL

[Anonymous No.50943980]

My boss and I went out on friday because we hit 10k DAU and ended up going in on a bag and talking about how to grow the platform to 50k by the end of the year till 5 am

was a good time

[Anonymous No.50944123]

>>50943665
>"i had an awesome day at work today"
These are words I don't think I have ever spoken.

[Anonymous No.50944189]

>>50943727
>eating my boss's hairy jewish ass for the sustenance within was the highlight of my day

cringe

[Anonymous No.50946156]

>>50943665
If you're just looking for justification for what you do in life, go to /adv/

[Anonymous No.50946271]

>>50943665
I learned to code and work from home, besides I actually like doing the shit I'm doing, it's the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.50946300]

>>50944189
im paid to work 40 hours a week but i do much less than that. if i had to guess, i'd say i've stolen $35k in wages from mr. shekelstein year to date.

[Anonymous No.50946352]

i made 1 months salary trading in the stock market in 1 week before. why the fuck would anyone work unless you're a retard with 5 kids, a bitch wife, 2 cars, and a mortgage

[Anonymous No.50946414]

>>50943665
I don't love anything in life, and I already played all the video games I'm interested in.

Back to the wage cage so that I don't end up on the streets, or blow my head off from boredom.