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50932997 No.50932997 [Reply] [Original]

So I was thinking to call it "Neet Harvesting". We'll make an anonymous website where our guys will post investment advice about buying stocks and coins that we bought cheaply and then when millions of Neet's try to get rich by buying what we tell them to we will sell them our shares for a good profit.

Obviously they should never find out about this business. What do you think?

>> No.50933009

>>50932997
I'm into the idea of 'Neet Harvesting' if we take it literally and literally brutally murder NEETs and frogposters and harvest them

>> No.50933020

>>50932997
you're describing any stock broker ever.

>> No.50933034

>>50932997
this is what every crypto influencer/youtuber already does

>> No.50933071

>>50932997

Rate my business idea, it's called "Collective Whale".

Basically, a few stocks are selected that have low volume and high potential and then backers put in x amount to buy the stock. But the purchase is only put through once funding reaches it's goal within a set amount of time, otherwise everyone is refunded. As a result, a massive purchase order is put in and everyone is then given a yes or no vote on when to sell once a day.

As soon as 51% of people decide to sell, it's all sold at once.

>> No.50933175

>>50933071
so retarded its literally free money for whales

>> No.50934029

>>50933020
>>50933034
Thanks for your input so far. I think we need a name for our website now.

Maybe call it 9den? 7khan? 3penn?

>> No.50934093

So you mean a stock broker? lmao retards you are the problem with the crypto market. just DCA into MATIC and shut your fucking mouth. don't get rich over other people.