/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50919062]

stop selling, antisemites

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50917174

[Anonymous No.50919079]

farty poopy edition

[Anonymous No.50919083]

>>50919062
N

[Baggie !!bouBtexZ4l6 No.50919085]

You guys told me that the recession was over!
I even invested in crypto!
Why did you lie to me?
Do have any idea how much money I lost today?

[Anonymous No.50919087]

>>50919079
bullish

[Anonymous No.50919088]

green 0.69% eod screencap this post

[Anonymous No.50919091]

When you buy Siga for the MEME now it's your highest return and carrying your entire portfolio into the green...

[Anonymous No.50919098]

First.

[Anonymous No.50919099]

>>50919062
first for divvies!

[Anonymous No.50919104]

Apple is $10 from its ath. There are still bobos here reading burrys tweets imagining a collapse.

[Anonymous No.50919105]

is it a good time to buy nvta?

[Anonymous No.50919112]

#FREETPOXX
#RELEASETPOXX
#SAVEGAYLIVES
#SIGA

Spread the news. Join the Movement.

[Anonymous No.50919117]

>>50919104
get out from europe while you can

[Anonymous No.50919120]

>>50919085
ive seen your face on a black mannequin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50919124]

>>50919085
sir you seem to be using the same name as me in front of your tripcode. could you pick a different name to use while you're posting in this thread? something like "ISuckDicks" or what ever else you like to do would be fine.

[Anonymous No.50919133]

ZOM

[Anonymous No.50919136]

Why is the market so violent today again?

[Anonymous No.50919144]

Where the siga fuddeds at? Retarded gorilla nigggers.

[Anonymous No.50919151]

Tqqq or soxl play ? $10k

[Anonymous No.50919152]

>>50919136
It got redpilled.

[Anonymous No.50919155]

>>50919136
too many green days in a row, long noses have to throw in some crabs

[Anonymous No.50919160]

Looks like the market is waiting for WMT's earnings report

[Anonymous No.50919162]

>>50919124
You now have to prove youre the real baggie; act like a retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.50919163]

Y’all niggas loquacious

[Anonymous No.50919168]

>>50919136
You know why

[Anonymous No.50919169]

Shorts pinned down CHALF sector
Request artillery strike gg, over

[Baggie !!PA9mqKIpPdo No.50919171]

>>50919124

[Anonymous No.50919172]

Well I dropped 50k on UPRO today. I guess we'll see if the 200 MA strategy works or not. I'm hoping it does.

[Anonymous No.50919173]

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[Anonymous No.50919175]

>>50919124
>>50919085
Can both of you fuck off and sort this out somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.50919177]

Siga bros, it's so hard to keep winning. Why do we win every single say. It's so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.50919192]

>>50919136
It's been violently crabbing for a month now dude

[Anonymous No.50919196]

ahhhh

[Anonymous No.50919201]

Holy fuck, SIGA is flying.

[Anonymous No.50919202]

>>50919172
proooooohhh :DDDD

[Anonymous No.50919210]

>>50919201
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50919211]

>>50919080
He's also shorting siga. Look Baggott, if I find good entries I'll buy ASAP. Now if it doesn't work out I'm coming to Vegas, I'll make your gookfu watch while I'm assblasting you dressed like a middle eastern oil farmer while you recite verses from the torah

[Anonymous No.50919238]

God bless gay sex

[Anonymous No.50919239]

>>50919201
where is the fucker who doubled down on his short? i need to gloat.

[Anonymous No.50919242]

BACKWARDATION !!!!!!!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50919259]

>>50919162
Only the real Baggie has this image saved on his HD.

[Anonymous No.50919263]

SIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50919269]

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

[Anonymous No.50919271]

Guys, if you could take some profit from SIGA and buy VEEE that would be great thanks

[Anonymous No.50919272]

>>50919112
It's this.
Biden/Beccera are getting pressure from House of Reps for an EUA on TPOXX, pressure started on Friday, built over weekend. Rumor confirmed credible rather than just posturing BS.

If you're a non-believer, wait for the news, that's your first solid exit point. Everything else is just fud noise.

[Anonymous No.50919296]

Gays having sex with their dogs and giving them the gay poxx is the most bullish thing for siga I have ever read.

[Anonymous No.50919303]

>SIGA
Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.50919309]

>nasdaq up 12% in a month
>white house decided red days are illegal and turned infinite money printer on during a recession and 9% inflation
>massive propaganda machine pumping out "everything okay" narrative
>down -0.02% today after more horrific economic news because Jerome's money printer is struggling to keep up for the first time in a month th
>literal fucking retards spam "why is it red?"

[Anonymous No.50919311]

RELEASE TPOXX!

[Anonymous No.50919314]

>>50919309
but why is it red?

[Anonymous No.50919323]

>>50919163
Talkative?

[Anonymous No.50919326]

>>50919309
Lol I should probably cash out my holdings soon huh?

[Anonymous No.50919333]

>>50919177
God loves us
He knows we detest degenerates but that we also see opportunity in his actions
Be grateful, my son

[Anonymous No.50919346]

What the fuck is the nasdaq doing today? It's all over the fucking place.

[Anonymous No.50919345]

>>50919091
When memes CONSISTENTLY outperform fundamentals

[Anonymous No.50919353]

I need the Bull/Bear case for Oil/Natural Gas. Are European energy prices surging already "priced in" for Winter?

[Anonymous No.50919354]

I am 99% on my SIGA GAINS. Almost 100% hahahhah I love gay people!

[Anonymous No.50919360]

Lmao skreli is getting margin called on siga
Fuck you all I'm out

[Anonymous No.50919362]

Just bought some index puts. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.50919366]

>>50919309
i'll see your creepy baby flu mask and raise you one microwaved latex glove filled with water to mimic a human hand

also im inly down like .2% today. based.

[Anonymous No.50919372]

>>50919362
a margin call

[Anonymous No.50919374]

>the top is in anon you have been warned

[Anonymous No.50919375]

>>50919314
C H Y N A
H
Y
N
A

[Anonymous No.50919377]

>US manufacturing basically collapsing
>Dixie goes up

[Anonymous No.50919376]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50919381]

What the hell is this market doing?
>Stocks down
>energy down
>Vix getting lower

[Anonymous No.50919382]

>>50919303
good morning sister

[Anonymous No.50919383]

Someone must have stolen all my money! It's all gone!

[Anonymous No.50919385]

>>50919360
Lol he is still short? I think it's an ego thing at this point

[Anonymous No.50919386]

wtf is this I would have needed a play like siga so bad

I already missed clf

FUCK YOU AUTISTIC SPERGS

[Anonymous No.50919393]

>PoV: SIGA bulls following SIGA short interest

[Anonymous No.50919401]

im sitting at -7k in unrealized

[Anonymous No.50919403]

>>50919333
Holy mother of get, the holy trinity
Blessed enough to receive His blessing, man enough to burn them on the stake
'unsheath thy sword and turn the other cheek'
KJV is for cuck slaves, learn Latin

[Anonymous No.50919404]

I had a dream SIGA hit $40 today. But then again it was only a dream,

[Anonymous No.50919405]

nice rally mumus, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it...

[Anonymous No.50919406]

>>50919381
Jews are doing an experiment on just how fake you can make an economy before the goyim notice.

[Anonymous No.50919409]

>>50919386
Sigasisters were ahilli g it when it was like $5 ffs what are you bitching about

[Anonymous No.50919413]

It's great that you guys care.

[Anonymous No.50919417]

>>50919383
If money is missing, I'd expect that the hook noses are involved somehow!

[Anonymous No.50919419]

>>50919385
yeah because he's actually right but the silly bubbles don't care

Thats why I missed gme, clf and now this. I want the market to be smart but this is just plain stupidity. SIGA is basically a garden shed. Wtf are you investing in. Fucking retards

[Anonymous No.50919422]

FAGS WEAR MASKS TO HIDE THEIR GABYIES
GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX
SELL SIGA AT 80

[Anonymous No.50919433]

>>50919386
I've been saying that $100 is inevitable for literal months.

[Anonymous No.50919437]

>>50919419
>Wtf are you investing in
exponential cases and the company with a treatment monopoly on it

[Anonymous No.50919440]

I think SIGA will reach $100 EOY. Here I am too timid and confused to buy more.....

[Anonymous No.50919441]

>>50919372
mumus being this cocky is very bearish.

[Anonymous No.50919442]

>>50919386
People were considered "late" buying into siga at $15.00. You had two weeks!

[Anonymous No.50919443]

CAN BBBY DO SOMETHING?

[Anonymous No.50919444]

>>50919413
ffs monkepox was supposed to make the sexhaving-chads ugly with scars :(

how do we have a chance now

[Anonymous No.50919447]

>>50919401
Unrealized gains aren't gains.

[Anonymous No.50919451]

>>50919136
China CPI data came out, world’s second largest economy

[Anonymous No.50919454]

>>50919386
>we practically hand you a guaranteed 4x that could potentially blast to jupiter
>explain to you carefully the fundamentals
>hurrdurrrr memestocks blow up hurdurrrrrrrr
We tried to help you.

[Anonymous No.50919461]

>>50919443
Yeah, dump some more
I told you I'd heem all of you Bbby bagholders, but you didnt listen

[Anonymous No.50919462]

ZOM Total revenue for the first quarter 2022 was $3.8 million, compared to $14,000 in the first quarter of 2021. Gross margin was 74%, compared to 60% in the first quarter 2021. May 10, 2022

[Anonymous No.50919463]

>>50919085
>I even invested in crypto!
Compulsory HODL MODE activated!

[Anonymous No.50919464]

>>50919441
Anything other than a big dump today is bullish. Its a slight pullback from last weeks gains before we continue to climb up.

[Anonymous No.50919478]

>>50919461
I don't care, let it move already. Fucking megacaps are moving and this cunt is just crabbing. And before i post
HEEM DEEZ NUTS GAY BOY

[Anonymous No.50919487]

>>50919406
Uhm gas is down 50 cents you nazi (please ignore the strategic reserve, please ignore that it's still up 2 dollars, please ignore that every other category of the CPI still increased in price)

Recession is over chud its time for progressive companies like bed bath and body works to moon 300% (please ignore that they can't afford air conditioning) also I'm giving all of my wages to whatever unprofitable tech companies have the most trannies and fat women

[Anonymous No.50919492]

cant beliebe bbbq still pumping too

[Anonymous No.50919495]

>>50919464
>implying the worse is over
cope

[Anonymous No.50919496]

>>50919454
>explain to you carefully the fundamentals
And that's how you faggots pushed me away from buying it so long.

I don't care about your gay fundamentals. All you had to say was it's longing gay sex.

[Anonymous No.50919500]

>>50919454
are you fucking kidding me?
you made me look at rockers small dick
made me watch him dance with a doll and a pillow
you have talked about nothing but gay sex and you call that fundamentals?

[Anonymous No.50919501]

>>50919353
eventually oil to dip 50 bucks and nat gas will consolidate but wont dip quite that far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt38LPYt_eg&list=RDxt38LPYt_eg&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.50919509]

Wtf is this crab markethvsyxj

[Anonymous No.50919512]

>>50919406
Look here Chud, the inflation is zero.

[Anonymous No.50919515]

>>50919501
what will my beloved iron ore and coal do senpai?

[Anonymous No.50919516]

i hate crab

[Anonymous No.50919523]

Watch this double top on spy before it loses all support

[Anonymous No.50919533]

>only up 22K on SIGA but I could have made 5X that if I dumped more of my portfolio into it
it"s never enough is it?

[Anonymous No.50919538]

>>50919500
Fundamentals?? look at the reviews of TPOXX faggot.

[Anonymous No.50919539]

Even this assets are dying out

stock market is honestly becoming a total waste of time, there's no gains to be had anymore

[Anonymous No.50919541]

>>50919516
Embrace the crab, frens. Come over to the crab side

[Anonymous No.50919544]

>FRZA

[Anonymous No.50919547]

>>50919533
I could have made more but I literally ran out of money. I only bought 20@11.7.

[Anonymous No.50919559]

>that rejection from $27
siggers, it's indisputably OVER

[Anonymous No.50919564]

SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX SIGA BUTT SEX

[Anonymous No.50919570]

>>50919538
god will never forgive you for saving those gays

[Anonymous No.50919576]

>>50919544
destroyed my gains last friday :(

[Anonymous No.50919587]

>>50919539
Are you fucking retarded? There's always gains to be made on either direction
Take your head-up-your-ass straight back to niggget

[Anonymous No.50919590]

just let this shit crash already holy fuck

[Anonymous No.50919597]

>>50919538
Wow, horrible.

[Anonymous No.50919601]

>>50919112
>release the drugs
I read that as "release the fags"

[Anonymous No.50919603]

Poxxy Chan is printing baby!

[Anonymous No.50919607]

>>50919590
crash? if civil war were to pop off SPY would literally double within a fortnight

[Anonymous No.50919613]

>>50919559
God I wish that monkey was getting tortured.

[Anonymous No.50919618]

Say goodbye Covid. So Hello to your Monkey Pop.

[Anonymous No.50919622]

>>50919590
Right? Like why do people think they can't just sell? Have rich fags and politicians really just forgotten the concept of bear mode?

[Anonymous No.50919624]

>>50919613
fuck you

[Anonymous No.50919632]

Bloom(((berg))), (((Gold)))man, Bern(((stein)))...
It literally really is all run by Jews, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50919634]

>>50919613
SIR PUT THE MONKEY DOWN! THIS AIN'T CYHNA.

[Anonymous No.50919639]

>>50919590
if you didn't buy the last correction, what makes you think you'll buy the next one?

[Anonymous No.50919640]

>>50919618
based

[Anonymous No.50919645]

>>50919496
>>50919500
Then buy it now fucko.
It's not done yet if you want to catch the tail end.

[Anonymous No.50919648]

If I told you how much I hate ZIM, you wouldn't believe it

[Anonymous No.50919655]

Dolatility

[Anonymous No.50919665]

>>50919613
It is. It's being forced to live.

We're all that monkey.

[Anonymous No.50919668]

>>50919632
>It literally really is all run by Jews, isn't it?
Well Jews and the Irish.

[Anonymous No.50919667]

>>50919607
A housing market crash, bank run or mass defaults on loans/debt are the only things that the chosen people would fear and they would just pull their money out of the market long enough to threaten the useful idiots I'm congress to print them more trillions in bailouts. Min wage is going to be $100/hr in my lifetime and faggots are going to be bragging a about their boss Mr goldenshekelberg giving them a 5% raise at work

[Anonymous No.50919683]

>>50919645
>Then buy it now fucko.
But I already did earlier and I have no more money.

[Anonymous No.50919685]

>>50919515
those are very rare commodities holdings hard to find good data. iron ore perhaps close to bottom

[Anonymous No.50919700]

>>50919645
it's absolutely done I just called my dad and he works at citadel. They said if you goys are in then they will short it into the ground

[Anonymous No.50919703]

>>50919462
Then why line not go up anon? I bought 16 shares anon i'm going to be ruined if line no go up

[Anonymous No.50919711]

SIGA IS RACIST

[Anonymous No.50919714]

man SOXL is really struggling to break above $22 this month

[Anonymous No.50919718]

>>50919353
Adding to what that other guy said Oil price is politically motivated to move downward by US government officials. Also, new Iran deal apparently

[Anonymous No.50919725]

>>50919703

Patience nigga

[Anonymous No.50919727]

>>50919590
>just let this shit crash already holy fuck
there are a lot of big democrats running big books. they need the market to go up for the midterms to get more votes

[Anonymous No.50919736]

Why is oil doomping

[Anonymous No.50919737]

there double top confirmed. don't dare to disrespect me again

[Anonymous No.50919746]

>>50919587
I'm saddened by the lack of smug gooks. There is an overrepresentation of laughing gooks in your folder(s). You need to diversify

[Anonymous No.50919759]

what the fuck is wrong with PYPL, bros? are digital payments just totally a meme or what

[Anonymous No.50919761]

>>50919725
Okay anon, humor me, what do they do and why should I give a shit?

[Anonymous No.50919768]

does SIGA just not have a fucking peak? When do we sell?

[Anonymous No.50919772]

>>50919613
If you're not latino or SEA, why say that?

[Anonymous No.50919776]

>>50919667
all i hear is BUY BUY BUY
thank you fren
we mumus ride and die together :3

[Anonymous No.50919778]

>>50919353
>>50919354

i too love gays. We should promote homosexuality more. perhaps state funded orgy centres.

[Anonymous No.50919780]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET AN ESTIMATE THIS FUCKING WRONG

[Anonymous No.50919781]

I just know if I rotate my SOXS into SOXL now I will kickstart the recession.

[Anonymous No.50919788]

>>50919727
This. Democrats are rich crackers don't let 'muh diversity' fool you. The market needs to be healthy because they cant redefine a crash.

[Anonymous No.50919804]

>>50919668
Dimon is a jew larping as greek.

[Anonymous No.50919813]

>>50919768
>does SIGA just not have a fucking peak? When do we sell?

unironically 400 plus. I will start dcaig out at 400 anyway.
Dont expect that until after june next year (convieniently when the CGT discount kicks in for me).

[Anonymous No.50919814]

>>50919768
>we
Who is this "we"?

[Anonymous No.50919820]

>>50919780
Uhhh

[Anonymous No.50919825]

>>50919814
The revenge of the rape clan that’s who “we” fuckin are. Read my ID and remember it.

[Anonymous No.50919826]

>>50919780
omg my bullish dick is cumming gay sex right now
fuuuck that is so hot

[Anonymous No.50919828]

>>50919780
BUT... BUT... MY 0% INFLATION

[Anonymous No.50919833]

CAN AMC GO DOWN ALREADY JESUS FUCK I’M KNEE DEEP IN PUTS

[Anonymous No.50919834]

>>50919780

[Anonymous No.50919839]

Let's fucking gooooo. I should everything when it went sideways and I was right. I'm keeping my winnings today.

[Anonymous No.50919842]

Should rename s&p 500 to Apple and 499 Friends

[Anonymous No.50919851]

Just came back from fucking my boyfriend in the ass, did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.50919853]

[Anonymous No.50919855]

Fuck vix

[Anonymous No.50919866]

>>50919624
>>50919634
>>50919665
>>50919559
Fuck macaques. Stupid little tree rats and everyone that likes or wants to defend these stupid pieces of shit can go die in a dumpster fire.

[Anonymous No.50919867]

>>50919353
I'm gonna put my kebab in her mouth if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.50919877]

>>50919855
rest in peace

[Anonymous No.50919881]

>>50919639
because I'm not a retard who's gonna buy right before a global bust

[Anonymous No.50919887]

>>50919768
Depending on the momentum and news, I'm thinking around $100, since that tends to be a major psychological barrier for stocks. If it just blasts straight through $100 though with lock downs inbound and huge government orders and shit, Maybe I won't sell after all. $100 is the number I'm waiting for though.

[Anonymous No.50919897]

>>50919881
i dunno you sound kinda retarded

[Anonymous No.50919898]

>>50919877
Poor goyim, never had a chance

[Anonymous No.50919900]

who the fuck is buying Carvana? srs question

[Anonymous No.50919901]

It's gonna be a bloody week huh?

[Anonymous No.50919911]

>>50919668
why do you think our ancestors hated the irish so much?

[Anonymous No.50919913]

>>50919780
anon calm your tits, they posted the wrong data because they haven't yet been told that the definition of manufacturing index has changed, its not allowed to be negative now so dont think just buy

[Anonymous No.50919924]

>>50919851
No. Now go back to having gay sex, inside some gay strangers over ass well

[Anonymous No.50919926]

>>50919062
Imagine not owning Fox News in 2022

[Anonymous No.50919934]

>>50919901
EsteeLauderniggas... thursday it begins...

[Anonymous No.50919935]

>>50919901
The big one is WMT

[Anonymous No.50919939]

>>50919901
tomorrow is probably going to be a bloodbath outside of tech.

[Anonymous No.50919940]

What's for dinner? How bout some nice medium rare prime mumu rib

[Anonymous No.50919955]

>>50919935
nah Home Depot, Lowes and John Deere are as big or bigger indicators

[Anonymous No.50919958]

here's the pullback, lads

[Anonymous No.50919966]

>>50919934
What's good about it? I met a senior VP portfolio manager last week who made sure to tell me that he owned it

[Anonymous No.50919970]

>>50919934
THis nigga knows. With covid restrictions over, females are out and cosmetics consumption has increased. Depending on how the rest of the week is I'm going balls deen in estee lauder and deere. Nigga, come friday, we'll either be eating caviar out of some ho's booty or we'll be tonguing arseholes for sustenance

[Anonymous No.50919976]

>>50919958
>first post of the day

[Anonymous No.50919989]

I'm down $25 today.

[Anonymous No.50919990]

[Anonymous No.50920002]

Kek, this is the red day?

[Anonymous No.50920003]

>>50919955
>>50919935
All of them are. They're the biggest retail companies and all of them posting earning this week will give clear sign where the market wil go. Some anons said that WMT and HD(i think) have already lowered guidance and have a lost of unsold stock. Also iirc amazon didn't do well. If the market doesn't shit the bed on their releases, we're off a nice weekend

[Anonymous No.50920010]

>>50919989
Buddy look at those crazy green eyes

[Anonymous No.50920032]

SOXL bros......

[Anonymous No.50920033]

>>50919062
Are you gunna buy the MAGA fund smg

[Anonymous No.50920035]

>>50919966
I dont know anything about earnings but several of the funds I follow have positions in it (and also LVMH), and I read the theory has to do with luxury brands/beauty products being recession proof

>>50919970
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.50920038]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR THE HILLS SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50920055]

>>50920038
THIS IS TGE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.50920058]

I'm back boys. My $15 siga calls are looking ripee this morning

[Anonymous No.50920060]

>>50920038
It's crabbing,dude
Wait for midweek at least to start posting pink wojaks

[Anonymous No.50920076]

>>50920060
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50920088]

Now look at this chart and tell me this is going to dump. Niggas don't know that markets are moved by women and children.

[Anonymous No.50920094]

It's a nice day outside in Canada right now, how's everyone doing? How about taking a walk at the beach with your family today?

[Anonymous No.50920096]

>>50920094
Stop fucking dogs.

[Anonymous No.50920098]

>>50920035
I guess even in a recession bitches still have to cake their faces to get dick. Maybe even more since they might do it for money too

[Anonymous No.50920099]

slow moving thread...

[Anonymous No.50920100]

>>50919437
> exponential
lol, simply lol

[Anonymous No.50920102]

ZOM

[Anonymous No.50920103]

How many of you take on risk? I entered a $7k position and closed it for a $800 profit in 6 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50920119]

>>50920094
>How does that make me money?

[Anonymous No.50920126]

>>50920100
and just like that monkee is gone

[Anonymous No.50920127]

uh mumus?

[Anonymous No.50920134]

>>50920088
Don't faggots and tranny's wear makeup when they are having their unprotected group gay butt pox sex? Looks like a growing demographic to me

[Anonymous No.50920136]

>>50920098
Bitches don't cake their faces to get dick. They do so they can look better than other bitches. Beauty product companies have been shitting the bed because with lockdowns/mask mandates for the past two years there was no need to show face so they didn't bother. Now that normalfags think we're back to normal, what do you think bitches will do? Think nigga, THINK

[Anonymous No.50920155]

>>50919989
What does sexoo with crazy eyed females feel like?

[Anonymous No.50920161]

>>50920099
Well if jannies weren't banning everyone over the smallest shit like sharing monkey torture then we would have more posters.

[Anonymous No.50920180]

>>50920155
Your pull out game better be strong or you're gonna enter a living nightmare once she starts missing her ex because of a little thing you did that reminded her of him.
Sex is great though.

[Anonymous No.50920185]

>>50920161
>smallest shit
>sharing monkey torture

[Anonymous No.50920188]

>>50919761
They pump and dump and now line is going up quick after line went down slow.

[Anonymous No.50920189]

slow market slow day.

[Anonymous No.50920195]

if long vol instruments are meant to depreciate to zero over time then why don't people just short vol products like uvxy and buy puts?

[Anonymous No.50920197]

>>50919901
Missing earnings is bullish.

[Anonymous No.50920204]

wen VIX pump

[Anonymous No.50920205]

>>50920185
Want to check out my vids? This one monkey gets tortured right in front of his friend and the other little faggot starts spazzing out. It's fucking hilarious!
https://evilunveiled.com/threads/baby-monkey-nugget.20590/

[Anonymous No.50920217]

>>50920205
Are you dutch by any chance?

[Anonymous No.50920229]

wtf?

[Anonymous No.50920233]

hey buddy look at dxy computer

[Anonymous No.50920237]

Chink real estate is about to cause the next gfc

[Anonymous No.50920244]

>>50920204
wen world end prolly

[Anonymous No.50920253]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiEJgyGUwIk&ab_channel=Bossofthisgym

[Anonymous No.50920255]

[Anonymous No.50920257]

>>50920237
>Chink real estate is about to cause the next gfc
100% contained but unironically this time

[Anonymous No.50920266]

oops sorry, wrong version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM&ab_channel=MonstercatInstinct

[Anonymous No.50920279]

>>50920257
Contagion will spread through Canada and Australia

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50920290]

This is your captain speaking. We are currently cruising onboard the SS. LQDA rocketing our way to the moon. So just sit back and enjoy a cocktail or tqo, I know will. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.50920296]

on days like this you always just buy calls on aapl

[Anonymous No.50920301]

wtf is this shit?

[Anonymous No.50920307]

Surely, this is the top for SIGA

[Anonymous No.50920311]

>>50920180
I like sex.

[Anonymous No.50920317]

I knew tsla cultists would ruin today's dump
Fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.50920321]

>>50920296
A fan of buying at the top I see?

[Anonymous No.50920324]

>>50920301
they are withholding buy and sell functionality for your own good, goyim

[Anonymous No.50920326]

>>50920290
Wtf is LQDA?

[Anonymous No.50920335]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.50920336]

come on aapl do your thing

[Anonymous No.50920343]

>>50920136
This guy gets it. This guy fucks.

[Anonymous No.50920344]

>>50920317
>betting against the richest man in the world
I know elon is a faggot, but surely you aren't this retarded.

[Anonymous No.50920357]

>>50920321
aapl just made a higher high on the daily

[Anonymous No.50920368]

Nasdank is green. Green day confirmed

[Anonymous No.50920370]

>>50920335
Bart Simpson.

[Anonymous No.50920373]

>>50920344
I bet against spy, not tsla
I tend to forget they're both one and the same

[Anonymous No.50920382]

whats the next early schizo investment after siga?
has Gates been naming other diseases?

[Anonymous No.50920387]

alright es ehm gee what's your next pump n dump?

[Anonymous No.50920391]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50920392]

>>50920335
the basedcringe

[Anonymous No.50920404]

ZOM to $1

[Anonymous No.50920407]

>>50919768
LISTEN VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY
I'm so tired of explaining SIGA

SIGA has a monopoly on a therapeutic. PRICE PREDICTIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS, this is a small cap company that is going from a few government orders intended for soldiers to a potential global commercial market. Growth will depend on the evolution of mpx. There are three phases, and three potential pathways.

Phase 1 is outbreak. This is where we currently are. Buy in period is during denial phase. That's wearing off. FOMO point is once EUA is announced and/or clinical trials are passed. We're in the middle of that now -- trials will complete in Q3, but EUA could happen at literally any time. That's your phase 1 exit. Risk right now is almost non-existent but remaining upside is limited.

Phase 2 is containment. All vax and therapeutics will be deployed soon to contain the outbreak. Risk: if it works, mpx plays go to 2021 prices. Upside: if it doesn't If it doesn't, we go to phase 3. Look for meaningful expansion of cases beyond faggot and degen populations, then contraction in degen populations for your cues. That's your phase 2 exit.

Phase 3 is endemic/nuisance. Mpx gains a foothold in the first world beyond faggots and becomes yet another thing we have to deal with. Risk: This will take a while, and somebody else might develop a competing therapeutic or an effective vaccine in the meantime. Upside: lol it's the entire globe who gives a shit there are so many people it's actually crazy. Look for never selling because SIGA management is sane and financially conservative.

Caveat: at any point this little nigger might get bought out, which is why you don't want to fuck around too much. As you saw today, this fucking faggot stock will swing double digits on you in a matter of minutes WITHOUT a major announcement. If you're not literally babysitting it every day every minute, you just have to hold it and wait and be OK with 15% of your portfiolio getting nuked in a week.

[Anonymous No.50920412]

To the undercover IBKR marketers here:
how can I get a quote of the borrow fee rate for a stock without first taking a position in it? Preferably in TWS

[Anonymous No.50920413]

>>50920407

[Anonymous No.50920420]

>>50920413
tl;dr
gay sex = money

[Anonymous No.50920421]

NOOOOOO BITF WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO 0 THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.50920424]

BEST MARKET EVER!!!!! Dollar up 1.5% since last week and we're green!!! Economic misses this morning but we shrugged it off like nothing. Im all in TSLA AAPL TQQQ SOXL lets fucking break out and go to all time highs already. Maybe 5000 SPX by christmas. Fuck yes I actually bought the bottom this time

[Anonymous No.50920431]

>>50920317
Tsla won't dump until Starlink goes public

[Anonymous No.50920442]

>>50920257
>100% contained
It isn't and if you think it is you don't understand the issue at even a base level

[Anonymous No.50920443]

S&P 500 touching 4300p today?

[Anonymous No.50920447]

>>50920407
Is it too late to get into SIGA? Will it dip again?

[Anonymous No.50920452]

>>50920424
Did this general honestly forget that the Fed wants you to bet against America?

[Anonymous No.50920461]

>>50920442
blah blah
>correct in theory
>wrong in outcome
many such cases

[Anonymous No.50920469]

>>50920407

>faggots and their adopted fleshlights spread a new STD

priced in

[Anonymous No.50920472]

>>50920420
Yeah,it's called gay4pay or g4p.

[Anonymous No.50920473]

>>50920447
>Is it too late to get into SIGA?
No
>Will it dip again?
Yes, but it's impossible to know where the support points would be.

My original thesis had $25 support happening in the middle of Q3, clearly that was wrong.

[Anonymous No.50920477]

>>50920447
line keep going up

[Anonymous No.50920479]

>PLUG

[Anonymous No.50920480]

>>50920447
It will dip again, it is highly volatile, buy on the next red day

[Anonymous No.50920482]

no down days allowed

[Anonymous No.50920489]

>>50920412
Idk. Just make your short play and add the fee rate to your data columns and back out if it doesn’t work.
>BBBY fee rate 53.27%
Was short 200 shares of FAZE last week after I got assigned on my short 15C weeklies on the pump to $19.
The fee rate was legit 692%

[Anonymous No.50920498]

>>50920447

[Anonymous No.50920502]

Seriously,it's gonna close green?
or is this a small bulltrap

[Anonymous No.50920505]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50920508]

God you can stop giving me so many tough challenges because I'm getting tired and I need a break and I'm not sure how much longer I can go on I would appreciate it thank you

[Anonymous No.50920509]

>>50920421
What magical bullshit did they spout to cause a 10% pump on negative earnings?

[Anonymous No.50920514]

>>50920489
yeah I have it as a column and for some reason it only shows a value if I have a position
seems strange for it to be only option within the client

[Anonymous No.50920517]

>>50920431
Explain your logic there? If it's because it will take up Musks attention then lmao. He's not really doing shit with Tesla anymore as it is. He shitposts and fights with Twitter all day.

[Anonymous No.50920520]

Somebody make LMDX go to 5 dollarinos please

[Anonymous No.50920524]

>>50920443
>>50920482
looks like it's happening
perception of risk has been completely eradicated, again

[Anonymous No.50920530]

>>50920424
The Fed wants the market to go up, you bobos are fighting the Fed and losing.

[Anonymous No.50920535]

>>50920509
They probably blamed it on crypto shitting the bed and the market ate it up

[Anonymous No.50920539]

>Anne Heche Taken Off Life Support... Dead at 53

this is it

[Anonymous No.50920549]

>>50920508
Amen

[Anonymous No.50920557]

>>50920539
Whomst've?

[Anonymous No.50920565]

>>50920514
There’s definitely a way to check without having a position, just not sure how. I wish they showed the fee rate for the underlying with options positions so you can get an idea of what you’re in for in your short calls get assigned.

[Anonymous No.50920567]

>>50920524
lol green candles getting bigger

[Anonymous No.50920574]

[Anonymous No.50920577]

>>50920517
TSLA investors are really just Elon investors, they are invested in Elon the person not TSLA the company, it explains its ultra high valuation, as more Elon companies go public, they will diversify from TSLA to those other companies. I.e sell half your TSLA stock to buy into Starlink, now I own starlink and tsla.

[Anonymous No.50920580]

Siga sisters wtfwt

[Anonymous No.50920581]

Somebody has to buy the top of the day

[Anonymous No.50920595]

>>50920581
Cope

[Anonymous No.50920598]

>>50920539
Good. Fuck faggots. My sympathies are reserved for the woman whose house and belongings got randomly destroyed.

[Anonymous No.50920606]

>>50920581
sod off

[Anonymous No.50920607]

green candles until the midterms, the glorious meltup is here

[Anonymous No.50920608]

New

>>50920601
>>50920601

[Anonymous No.50920613]

>>50920565
I use https://iborrowdesk.com/report/dwac which claims to be getting it from ibkr somehow
so yeah, just wish I could do it directly in the client

[Anonymous No.50920622]

>>50920607
Cope, it's pumping after the midterms too.

[Anonymous No.50920630]

>>50920577
It's possible, but starlink has an awful business model. I don't see how it will ever turn out to be profitable.

And thats before SpaceX starts with Mars faggotry.

[Anonymous No.50920643]

>>50920622
probably this. everything's probably peachy at least until march 2023.
and then maybe for even longer...

[Anonymous No.50920662]

>>50920581
And they will, at 3:59:59 PM

[Anonymous No.50920674]

>>50920530

Fed wants market down to cause layoffs, destroy demand, and keep yields from spiking which would force them to YCC.

Fed wants market down to crush global oil prices and swing their big DXY around to show putler who's boss.

[Anonymous No.50920682]

>>50920630
If you don't see how starlink will be profitable then your an idiot

[Anonymous No.50920773]

I was having dinner with my family so I sold my calls early and missed out making 600. But how'd I do my niggers?

[Anonymous No.50920857]

>>50920682
Bigger upfront cost for customers than the alternatives and despite that, they are still selling the dish at a loss. There's a higher monthly cost and all you get in return is lower ms which is only really useful for gaming.

Then in order to get a global infrastructure going they require a lot more rocket launches because the satelites orbit closer to earth and consequently have piss poor range compared to the competition, whose sats orbit way further out so they require only a handful.

It's shit and if it succeeds it's only because of Musk dicksuckers, not because it's a good business.

[Anonymous No.50921240]

>mfw I saw two separate gay pride flags on my short drive to the post office today
>mfw I wish monkeypozz was fatal

[Anonymous No.50923484]

Market just gonna close at 13600 today