/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50857803]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50857819]

bears dont get to cum

[Anonymous No.50857822]

>>50857803
moo~

[Anonymous No.50857830]

Links:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://www.yachtworld.com/

[Anonymous No.50857836]

Good morning

[Anonymous No.50857837]

>>50857803
>that OP
What happened to this place?

[Anonymous No.50857841]

TGL hauled agin!

[Anonymous No.50857846]

>>50857837
this is the best its going to get, all downhill now

[Anonymous No.50857847]

I have no fucking idea what I’m doing but apparently they make monkey pozz test kits and I want to make money.

[Anonymous No.50857849]

Honestly I feel like we aren't out of the dip yet

[Anonymous No.50857853]

>>50857837
If you want links, go to Reddit.

[Anonymous No.50857856]

I'm still holding bobros

[Anonymous No.50857855]

>>50857830
Shit, fuck, forgot this:
https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/equity/

[Anonymous No.50857859]

Real thread
>>50856457

[Anonymous No.50857861]

YALL MEAN TO TELL YALL NIGGAS BUY A STOCK FOR $1 THEN TURN IT AROUND AND SELL IT FOR $2? AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BUY YO SHIT FOR $2 DAT SOME PHONY PONZI SCHEME BULLSHIT! I'll BUY YO STOCK FOR .75 CENTS NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.50857862]

I'm so euphoric right now.

[Anonymous No.50857865]

>>50857803
>mfw ASTR is mooning and none of the bizjaks believed me when I said 1.30 was the bottom

[Anonymous No.50857871]

>>50857836
Fuck off siga bagholders
I've had it with you niggers on this Mongolian basket weaving plane

[Anonymous No.50857876]

ASTS wtf

[Anonymous No.50857882]

Ignore the demiurge /smg/ bros

[Anonymous No.50857892]

[Anonymous No.50857893]

huge gains using dangerously retarded amounts of margin because things like options or hedging my investments are too difficult for my rock brain to understand.

[Anonymous No.50857896]

uhhh mooers i think we need more mooing what's with the red candles...

[Anonymous No.50857899]

>>50857876
RKLB too somewhat, this is it spacebros the entire space sector is going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.50857909]

reminder to sage shitty thread bakes like this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50857910]

I was looking for lingerie to buy for my gookfu, and now all i'm getting are advertisements with women wearing lingerie. Not complaining just saying.

[Anonymous No.50857911]

Is TTOO finished?

[Anonymous No.50857917]

my showerings are just a glorified wank shesh
also I'm already down 2k today I guess

[Anonymous No.50857918]

[Anonymous No.50857921]

>>50857882
Okay, but I can't ignore my full urges tho

[Anonymous No.50857925]

>PULL UP
PULL UP
>PULL UP
PULL UP
>PULL UP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50857928]

>>50857911
Nope just getting started.

[Anonymous No.50857930]

>>50857918

[Anonymous No.50857933]

Who keeps making these fucking retarded threads early and no links?

[Anonymous No.50857942]

REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING MUMU'S

[Anonymous No.50857943]

Would you guys ever work a government job? I'd be taking like a 15k paycut but the pension system is pretty fucking good.

[Anonymous No.50857948]

>>50857918
is this true?

[Anonymous No.50857949]

Reminder the EIA faked the oil demand data yet oil is still rebounding. Fuck off Biden.

[Anonymous No.50857953]

>out of day trades
>can't swing calls/puts
>could've made good money again today
IT HURTS BROS

[Anonymous No.50857955]

>>50857942
DIAMOND HOOVES BROTHER

[Anonymous No.50857956]

Once in a generation pullback bros, buy it or you'll never make it

[Anonymous No.50857965]

>>50857942
>panic way out of puts
>observe yet another loss
>lay in bed
>cry self to sleep

[Anonymous No.50857973]

>>50857918
The government has 200k deputies with arresting powers and probably ability to own a gun. Thats more than the entire Marine Corps.
>>50857948
Yes but a bit of a meme. IRS and Treasury people are allowed to have certain roles with a gun for arrests. They will generally accompany other departments like fbi or police in an arrest but because they go they get a gun too. Most IRS agents arent using a gun at all.

[Anonymous No.50857975]

>>50857871
I don't have any SIGA you OK bro?

[Anonymous No.50857979]

CPNG on course to be 50-100$ by this time next year.

[Anonymous No.50857988]

>>50857862
Nice phallic sword placement

[Anonymous No.50857990]

>>50857918
Who cares about more IRS anyway?
Pay your damn taxes

[Anonymous No.50857994]

Look at the TSLA Daily chart LAMO. Its just pure red. What does that tell me? Open a short

[Anonymous No.50857995]

>>50857871
>he bet against gay sex
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.50857997]

>new baggie pic just dropped
Bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.50857998]

>>50857975
You better not, or I'll suck your dick in a very non-homosexual way

[Anonymous No.50858001]

SOXL taking a lil stinky poopy dip uh oh noperino

[Anonymous No.50858004]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

[Anonymous No.50858006]

We're at the morning gap, bulls better hope it holds

[Anonymous No.50858008]

>>50857836
Morning SIGA Sir.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50858009]

>>50857990
They need to defund the IRS.

[Anonymous No.50858016]

Looks like SPY got rejected off the 5/5 gap down and the lower end of the weekly price channel. What a great shorting opportunity that I missed

[Anonymous No.50858022]

lol who said what? Why is everything reversing?

[Anonymous No.50858023]

did you think I was gone?

[Anonymous No.50858027]

SIGA $25 GOGOGOGOGO

[Anonymous No.50858028]

>have $100
>willing to lose it all on options gamble expiring tmrw
>wat do?

[Anonymous No.50858032]

>>50858022
Jerome let it slip that he didn't really care about black unemployment

[Anonymous No.50858035]

>>50858016
QQQ rejected $330, weekly resistance.
Still all in SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.50858040]

Can reddit pump both GME and BBBY or will their pyramid scheme finally collapse?

[Anonymous No.50858043]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8

[Anonymous No.50858048]

I liked the IFOS.V earnings

[Anonymous No.50858053]

>>50857994
after seeing her shamelessly suck old man penis i cannot stop seeing it every time i look at this whore

[Anonymous No.50858057]

Check yields mumu

[Anonymous No.50858060]

>>50858035
This is the best time to open a short because the risk is so low after a huge surge in price movement for all indices. The RSI is overdone but there is no confirmation on the MACD unless you read the 15m + 30m

[Anonymous No.50858071]

*nuzzles ur neck*
hey mumu..... check vix computer.

[Anonymous No.50858074]

Watch ENVX blow past 22 in two tickers
>if you know, you know

[Anonymous No.50858076]

>>50857918
>Adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially in maintaning honesty and integrity.
Nobody who does that would ever work as an enforcer for our political class in the first place.

[Anonymous No.50858078]

>>50858016
whenever i feel bad, knowing that there are others on here who won the E wars makes me happy

[Anonymous No.50858090]

>>50858027
When ever I stop watching the chart it pumps. Its like that double split experiment.
I'm going to go to sleep anon, may we be approaching 30 when I wake in 7 hours.

[Anonymous No.50858094]

>not loading up on convexity here

[Anonymous No.50858101]

>>50857803
No links

[Anonymous No.50858108]

SPY 425 Aug 19 Put was a buy at SPY 424.50. The price swing was Low 4.50 (my buy zone) to High 5.80 (my scalp would've been at 5.50). Swing trading is so fucking easy holy shit. I just need $5,000 more in my broker account.

[Anonymous No.50858124]

>>50857803
Have you seen these links?

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

>Live financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://nhentai.to/

[Anonymous No.50858133]

>>50858108
She's so insanely hot but of course it's derailed by her dumbass stance on everything

[Anonymous No.50858134]

>>50858101
>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

>Live financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://nhentai.to/

[Anonymous No.50858138]

Another TGL halt rofl.

[Anonymous No.50858143]

>>50857861
why does this seem so authentic? I can imagine one saying this.

also why are my stocks down suddenly ?

[Anonymous No.50858146]

Swing trading is so fucking easy holy shit too bad I'm a poorfag with only $20,000 in my account. You can just buy 10 SPY Contracts during the daily low/high, scalp 9 of them, then leave a runner for extra gains

[Anonymous No.50858152]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50858156]

stop selling now chuds!

[Anonymous No.50858159]

FUUUUCK I should have slurped SOXS

[Anonymous No.50858167]

BIG STINK

[Anonymous No.50858168]

SIRS, WHY ARE WE DUMPING SIRS

[Anonymous No.50858170]

[Anonymous No.50858171]

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BOBROS WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50858174]

>>50857803

Bros this gotta be the best bulltrap ever right?

[Anonymous No.50858177]

WTF I JUST WENT FOR A WALK AND COME BACK TO THIS

[Anonymous No.50858178]

And the bears take the field

[Anonymous No.50858181]

[Anonymous No.50858183]

>>50858008
Good morning
SIGA morning

[Anonymous No.50858193]

ITS A MASSIVE SALE BROS JUST BUY EVERYTHING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50858194]

>>50858134
get a load of this fucking virtue signaling limp dick liberal

[Anonymous No.50858197]

i hate this market so damn much fake short attacks EVERY DAY by hedgies

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50858205]

>>50858194
>cunt on a blunt ?

[Anonymous No.50858207]

reminder that I sold roblox at 25

[Anonymous No.50858209]

>>50858053
>shamelessly suck old man penis i cannot stop seeing it every time i look at this whore

that did not happen. that's cat woman

[Anonymous No.50858210]

I sold SQQQ at the bottom this morning. lol
I'm staying in VTI/cash like a good little boy from now on

[Anonymous No.50858226]

I lightened a big fat load of stocks today

[Anonymous No.50858231]

FUCKING SCAMWICK BULLSHIT. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50858232]

>>50858205
that's exactly what it is

[Anonymous No.50858239]

>>50858194
at least i'm not a race traitor

[Anonymous No.50858242]

>>50858226
me except semen

[Anonymous No.50858245]

>>50858124
>>50858134
>Diapers:
https://myinnerbaby.com/

[Anonymous No.50858250]

I love how everything dumps together, no sense of subtlety

[Anonymous No.50858261]

>>50857865
Ah yes, the poor man's SPCE.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50858277]

>>50858053
>>50858209
>suck old man penis
Wtf?
Is there a vid of this shit? Link?
Who tf is it?

> NKKKH

[Anonymous No.50858281]

>>50858035
>330
Just like the break up candles back in April end of month. Funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.50858283]

>>50858210
Are you the Germ that bought sqqq at $39?

[Anonymous No.50858286]

another delectable dipperino

[Anonymous No.50858295]

WTF happened ??

[Anonymous No.50858297]

I don't get it. Did anything happen or are we just selling for fun?

[Anonymous No.50858304]

>>50858101
Based X Files enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.50858311]

>>50858297
Powell flipped, QT starts tomorrow afterall and rates increasing by 2 percent.

[Anonymous No.50858312]

>>50858250
>>50858197
go to your containment board

[Anonymous No.50858320]

>FBI attacked: Armed gunman tried to break into bureau building
>Ohio State Highway Patrol officers reportedly exchanged fire Thursday morning with a man who tried to break into an FBI building in Cincinnati, Ohio.
>Interstate I-71 North was shut down after the suspect drove away from the scene and reportedly started firing at police from a cornfield, NBC 15 News reported. FBI negotiators have also arrived on the scene.
>The suspect was described as a white male over police scanner traffic, according to the News Journal.
>“Blood splatter on his shorts. Right thigh area,” an officer in a police helicopter said over the radio. “Part of windshield shot out ... Suspect on knees, holding rifle.”
>"Rifle down for the moment. He is on his knees,” the officer added about 15 minutes later.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/fbi-building-break-in-cincinnati-ohio-trump-raid

[Anonymous No.50858324]

>>50858146
how do you identify the daily lows and highs you wizard?

[Anonymous No.50858326]

>>50858297
Coordinated short attack by hedge funds to try and destroy middle class savings

[Anonymous No.50858327]

>>50858297
>he doesn't get it
G'day mate

[Anonymous No.50858330]

>>50858101
>>50858304

is taht the inbred episode?

[Anonymous No.50858339]

>>50858312
>he bought
Dump it further

[Anonymous No.50858341]

Some dumbfuck trump insurrectionist just attacked the FBI office in Cincinnatti.

[Anonymous No.50858342]

>>50858330
Nah it was some Indian dude who had some kind of cloaking powers and went around fucking with people.

[Anonymous No.50858343]

HOLY RUGPULL TGL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.50858351]

>>50858297
>20% rally in a month
>down .5%
Why is this happening???!

[Anonymous No.50858356]

>>50858320
Why is it always white people?

[Anonymous No.50858366]

>>50858341
more like a glowie false flag

[Anonymous No.50858367]

>>50857803
it's dropping my fucking basterds

[Anonymous No.50858368]

>>50858327
He won’t get this either

[Anonymous No.50858373]

>>50858312
Where do you think you are, boy?

[Anonymous No.50858375]

What the fuck are you guys holding that's getting BTFO? I'm green across the board.

[Anonymous No.50858377]

That massive faggot from last thread is so angry he missed out on SIGA

[Anonymous No.50858378]

>>50858351
hey mumu, you forgot to make your bed

[Anonymous No.50858379]

>>50858368
I wonder if the snake is okay with that. Is that snekbro and pepes?

[Anonymous No.50858380]

>>50858356
Easy, that's the demographic being targeted for genocide.

[Anonymous No.50858392]

Bros now I'm being dragged to shitty department store when I could be at home watching charts and chillin.. thank God it's cheap and I don't have to spend my gains

[Anonymous No.50858393]

>>50858341
Based lmao

[Anonymous No.50858394]

>>50858341
>>50858320
based. probably went about it wrong. should have just followed them home

[Anonymous No.50858395]

[Anonymous No.50858399]

>tiny dip for a few minutes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50858401]

>>50858375
shorts or puts no doubt

[Anonymous No.50858404]

>>50858146
>20k
yeah works with poorfag money maybe

[Anonymous No.50858407]

>>50858375
Tswift is the only tranny worth a shit

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50858408]

Quick reminder that if you aren’t having gay sex right this very instant then you’re ngmi

[Anonymous No.50858412]

>>50858356
white people are the only ones with souls

[Anonymous No.50858414]

>>50858373
oh chit

[Anonymous No.50858420]

>>50858392
>that nose
Jewish 0/10 would not bang

[Anonymous No.50858422]

market will recover soon frens, let not your heart be troubled

[Anonymous No.50858428]

>>50858375
amd and soxl

but also vix

[Anonymous No.50858434]

>>50858392
You can do better

[Anonymous No.50858437]

>>50858407
>Initials are TS
The elite are so cheeky sometimes.

[Anonymous No.50858445]

>>50858281
fite me fgt.

[Anonymous No.50858447]

>>50858320
How long until it comes out and he's revealed to have been talking to at least a dozen feds telling him to attack the building?

[Anonymous No.50858451]

>>50858320
Based. Fuck glowies.

[Anonymous No.50858456]

Started trading in 2020 and since then,
>2020: +552
>2021: +2246
>2022: +12,933
I have not lost any money YTD only gained money. Im realizing I'm probably the best trader in this thread.

[Anonymous No.50858457]

>>50858283
nah I bought at $37.40 on Friday as a hedge against a six figure long position in VTI

[Anonymous No.50858459]

>>50858060
Ehat the fuck are you guys holding thats dipping right now?

I'm up two grand still

[Anonymous No.50858473]

>>50858459
>Ehat the fuck are you guys holding thats dipping right now?

they bought the top. 90% of people do.

[Anonymous No.50858479]

Can’t find the research but back testing show the best hedges in 2022 is individual stock put, follow far behind by index put and worst performer is vix calls.

Conversely as a short, I’m wondering how call hedges would’ve worked as a long on these ShitCos

Do NOT buy October VIX calls like I told you its a shit strategy

[Anonymous No.50858482]

>>50858456
>bragging about a 5 digit port
Grow the fuck up kid

[Anonymous No.50858483]

>>50858445
well is it over or not

[Anonymous No.50858496]

>shorting oil at 3x with 10k
What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.50858511]

>>50858496
Death

[Anonymous No.50858514]

>>50857861
NO DISCOUNT THIS IS THE STOCK MARKET NOT THE FLEE MARKET. YOU GO OUT NOW OR I CALL DA POLICE!!

[Anonymous No.50858515]

>>50858496
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50858520]

Thinking about putting $20k into TQQQ. Thots?

[Anonymous No.50858522]

>>50858479
is it time to buy puts on shitco's?

[Anonymous No.50858523]

>>50858482
Net loss loser YTD detected. Its only a matter of time before im 6 figs, my gains are parabolic. Dont hate me because you aint me.

[Anonymous No.50858524]

>>50857871
lmao how are those puts printing faggot? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE NIGGER

[Anonymous No.50858530]

>>50858496
>What am I in for?

honestly wont b surprised if commodities pump. Iron ore is up bigly. You better off shorting a TQQQ

[Anonymous No.50858533]

>>50858456
based. I'm 4 figure hoping to make it to 5 figure someday someway

[Anonymous No.50858536]

>>50858483
It is over for me if we close at or above $330 from now till sep.
If so all cashgang

[Anonymous No.50858540]

>>50858324
I look at Futures/Pre-Market, read Financial News/Economic News, and watch price action. I also look at SPY Daily/Weekly Pivots. After you exit your position you go do something else. Unless you're greedy. This is what I do.

[Anonymous No.50858542]

>>50858210
I bought back into SQQQ today at $35 after selling out a few months ago at $48, I'm considering selling off a lot of my holdings and throwing it into SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50858551]

>CBOE put/call 0.67

[Anonymous No.50858553]

>>50857847
monkey pozz is going to disappear because all the fags live in lockdown cities and they will use flu season as an excuse to lockdown and no more bareback orgy clubs

[Anonymous No.50858554]

>>50858496
Based on "the bottom is in the mid 80s/lower" or "this particular rally is too strong"?

[Anonymous No.50858563]

>>50858447
Lmao exactly, it's real convenient all the extremist gunmen either shoot up schools or hit hard targets above their paygrade doing no damage.

[Anonymous No.50858566]

How long will this retard pump last? My ta indicates that spy will hit 430. I don't want to buy spy calls, but hodling puts is also a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.50858572]

>>50858553
>monkey pozz is going to disappear because all the fags live in lockdown cities and they will use flu season as an excuse to lockdown and no more bareback orgy clubs

Lockdown cities that believe its homaphobic to suggest gays should stop having sex for a month or two. Lockdowns wont happen until its too late.

[Anonymous No.50858575]

>>50858482
thats good gains and you jelly you have to buy dips instead of making money out of thin air lol

[Anonymous No.50858577]

>>50858522
Yeah definitely
SHOP
PTON
SAVA
VERU
DKNG (buy DKNG call hedges for Prop 27 passing in Nov tho in Cali)
OTLY
AFRM (SHOP has an investment in AFRM so you can just short SHOP only as its more liquid)
UBER
DASH
EVGO (and a myriad of other overvalued EV tech)

All of these are very shortable stocks that deserve the title of "ShitCo"

[Anonymous No.50858580]

Another TGL halt.

[Anonymous No.50858582]

>>50858028
10000x short

[Anonymous No.50858585]

>>50858377
Still seething, I see
Not my fault there's a plethora of other stocks that could have made you money which you ignore in your retarded wistful obsession of sex between men
Who's the mad one now, I didn't even think about you but I see you want more

[Anonymous No.50858587]

>>50858566
show me your T&A

[Anonymous No.50858588]

SIGA bro’s, we’re over $24.

[Anonymous No.50858589]

>>50858553
gays wont stop for anything

[Anonymous No.50858591]

Holy shot I had the margin for two whole weeks

[Anonymous No.50858592]

>>50858496
don't listen to the oil troons. you're going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.50858594]

CURV sisters where ya at???

[Anonymous No.50858602]

>>50857859
True, but fuck you

[Anonymous No.50858605]

>>50858582
Are you sure, Anon?

[Anonymous No.50858608]

>>50858587
1d candles lemme know if you see it

[Anonymous No.50858614]

>>50858554
I think that recessionary pressure will cause demand destruction in, at most, a few months and that there's little risk with going short oil here. If this winds up being true, I'm willing to put more into the trade later on.

[Anonymous No.50858616]

>>50858245
>open site
>looks normal
>inspect it a little closer
Sweet fuck there is a black swan coming for us all and this is the indicator, not employment numbers.

[Anonymous No.50858619]

>>50858261
Not gonna bother denying that fact, I just like cheap space stonks.

[Anonymous No.50858624]

>>50858588

Rejoice!! with that, I shall retire to my bed.

[Anonymous No.50858627]

gap fill #1 complete, we got 7 more to go

[Anonymous No.50858628]

>>50858320
If only he was stronger

[Anonymous No.50858641]

>>50858614
OK, I see. What recessionary pressure?

[Anonymous No.50858654]

>sold most of my stocks that are finally close to their price when i bought

This confirms it will continue to be green for the rest of the month

[Anonymous No.50858661]

CAN WE GO BACK UP AGAIN PLEASE

[Anonymous No.50858662]

>>50858608

[Anonymous No.50858668]

>>50857925
>WOOP WOOP

[Anonymous No.50858669]

>>50858250
I really don't get how anyone believes that the stock market isn't 100% manipulated all of the time. If the market was real, you wouldn't see pretty much every stock moving in lockstep, down to the minute. The only time that would ever happen is if there's actual major news that drops. It's not possible for stocks across the board to rapidly go up or down at the same time off of no news unless there is manipulation

[Anonymous No.50858672]

>>50858641
>forecast
The bond markets disagree with that.

[Anonymous No.50858677]

Not bad for an hour. Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell, right?

[Anonymous No.50858684]

>>50858672
Nine months ago, the bond markets also thought we'd have a single rate hike this year.

[Anonymous No.50858686]

>>50858074
WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50858687]

>ASTS
I'm kinda bummed that the stock is pumping on no new information, I wanted to wait until the satellite test to buy in.
The launch has been planned for months, nothing that is happening should be the reason someone buys in

[Anonymous No.50858693]

Based. They're gonna let me buy SPY at 420.69 TODAY

[Anonymous No.50858694]

>>50858392
>that nose
Jewish 10/10 would bang

[Anonymous No.50858705]

AHHHHH PULL UP

[Anonymous No.50858709]

Looks like ASTS earnings are expected to be good based on this price movement anons.

[Anonymous No.50858712]

WHY DOES SIGA KEEP GOING UP!!! I WAS GOING TO BUY THE DIP LIKE THE GAY SEX HATER BROS KEPT TELLING ME!!! NOW I ONLY HAVE 1000 SHARES INSTEAD OF 10,000. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT !!! AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50858715]

>>50857953
Math is hard

[Anonymous No.50858723]

1DE SPY iron condor $418/$424

[Anonymous No.50858725]

>>50858408
Glad you've finally caught on bb. Good to see you bought SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50858738]

>>50858684
>experts can be wrong
Sure, even the feds, which you seem to trust, even after the screwed up enormously with inflation.

[Anonymous No.50858745]

many such seething SIGA fudders

[Anonymous No.50858752]

>>50858712
>SIGA
its got to get to 30 first

[Anonymous No.50858754]

PULL UP NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.50858753]

Look at the SOXL daily chart. That's total Kikery if ive ever seen it

[Anonymous No.50858755]

Why are you njggers gushing over ATST?

As far as I've looked into it their product is a big nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.50858770]

>>50858078
She would be fun to fuck

[Anonymous No.50858772]

>>50858753

[Anonymous No.50858773]

Why the fuck are we dumping? There's literally nothing bearish on the horizon and both CPI and PPI were extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.50858774]

tgl halted again.

[Anonymous No.50858781]

>>50858773
shake the tree

[Anonymous No.50858787]

>>50858624
>whoopie goldberg
>chose that name because she farts alot and wanted a jewish last name
>so gassy jew

[Anonymous No.50858788]

>>50858392
Reminds me of Lily Lou. Would bang.

[Anonymous No.50858797]

>>50858745
>lies about having siga
>doesn't embrace the gay sex money printing machine
You fell for my ruse because you're a narcissist that rather save face than be proud of his holdings
An eternal bagholder at heart
Go fuck yourself, you nigger minded individual
You're probably not even white
I, on the other hand, have been holding lithium and gay sex calls all this time

[Anonymous No.50858799]

>SOXL +8% to nearly red

[Anonymous No.50858800]

>>50858770
>she
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50858806]

TGL halted again!

[Anonymous No.50858809]

[Anonymous No.50858813]

>>50858738
I'm just going off the GDPNow forecast that has a pretty good track record, ending up within 1.5% of the final values since it started. It even beat those blue chip values the last two quarters by going negative when they didn't.

>muh curve inversion only works 6, I mean 12, I mean 18 months out. Most of the time. Depending what spread you look at. If you ignore the yields:recession:energy price correlations of the 70s.

[Anonymous No.50858821]

>>50858641
this is what worries me, how can people expect september/october to drill lower if the gdp is gonna be positive? This means earnings will be even better.

[Anonymous No.50858823]

>haha I was only pretending to be a retard

[Anonymous No.50858834]

>>50858797
>You're probably not even white
EEHHHHHHH RACISM makes me cringe...

[Anonymous No.50858858]

>>50858800
she :)

[Anonymous No.50858857]

>>50858540
thanks anon. How do you evaluate the low/high risk areas in your chart?

[Anonymous No.50858859]

>>50858821
If energy inflation returns with a vengeance, that'll strangle margins and outlooks. If it doesn't, the economy will log, say, 1% real growth with 7% inflation.

You need Europe to actually, completely die in order to cause enough Q3/Q4 disruption at this point.

[Anonymous No.50858864]

We pump through the end of the month barring some black swan event, right?
Thinking about doing a lil something with TQQQ

[Anonymous No.50858873]

>>50858806
>CEO
>Chong Chan Teo
Wait a minute, I know what's going on here...

[Anonymous No.50858874]

>>50858823
Fucking obsessed
Can't even get a simple Chad tier reference
I may have fucked your gf while you were out studying an Art Major, and it was mid

[Anonymous No.50858878]

>>50858858
>posts man with beer belly
>she

[Anonymous No.50858882]

>>50857990
no, I won't.

[Anonymous No.50858884]

>>50858799
The animeposter returned at $21 and cursed everything

[Anonymous No.50858892]

tgl halted again. up 100% now.

[Anonymous No.50858895]

>>50858619
Fair enough. For me, it's MNTS. I sleep better not having that cheeky bet directly in the path of getting crushed by SpaceX or RocketLab.

[Anonymous No.50858896]

>>50858773
>he thinks things have changed for the better from months ago
>no forward guidance from the fed (probably will hike 100bp)
>pure speculation and 401ks of retail fueling the rally, funds not chasing
>everyone switching to gay sex causing population collapse

[Anonymous No.50858897]

Need a dice roll options play frens

[Anonymous No.50858901]

Holy fuck, I was constipated until now. I just took the biggest shit in my life. Walking feels so fucking different and I feel light headed. I bet I can jump 50% higher and run 30% faster now. Jesus christ this is a life changing experience

[Anonymous No.50858905]

>>50858712
lmao kys retard

[Anonymous No.50858908]

>>50858896
Bobos literally look like that picture, fucking antisemitic chuds.

[Anonymous No.50858914]

>>50858901
>>>/x/catalog

[Anonymous No.50858919]

ABSI +39% today, feels good man

[Anonymous No.50858930]

Please, for the love of God, give me just one tiny exit dump. Please, I bet you.

[Anonymous No.50858932]

>>50858901
What stocks can I invest in for regular bowel movements?

[Anonymous No.50858933]

>>50858773
lower inflation is bearish, you fucking dumbasses

[Anonymous No.50858935]

>>50858669
wait until you notice that gold, silver, crypto, and foreign currency all move at the exact moment as well

[Anonymous No.50858938]

>>50858882
I JUMPED LULW

[Anonymous No.50858940]

>>50858090
Same

[Anonymous No.50858943]

>>50858919
wait

ABSI +46%

[Anonymous No.50858948]

>l*m poster was the daily top again
Lmao this is too easy

[Anonymous No.50858952]

SIGA over 24, how high does it go?

[Anonymous No.50858956]

>>50858933
No it isn't, you schizo bobos just interpret everything as bearish because you don't live in reality. Inflation dropping = Fed pivot = Bullish. Retard.

[Anonymous No.50858961]

>>50858773
Remember when we pumped 20% on bad news?

[Anonymous No.50858969]

I'm pretty new at this, but I want to build a wallet. I'm mostly looking for things I can hold and make dividends off to, rather than playing buy and sell even if it's slower. Is tipranks a decent resource site to keep track of good dividend stocks? Should I go for ETFs instead?

My biggest problem so far is all the jargon. Things such as covered calls, call options and other such things make no sense to me yet.

[Anonymous No.50858975]

>I bet you're not even white
nigger I posted my fucking hands with bread shut the fuck up.
>you're obsessed
lol, Im not the one seeking you out.

[Anonymous No.50858979]

>>50857871
>siga at ATH
>"bagholders"
Everyone laugh at this retard

[Anonymous No.50858984]

>>50858755
personnel Like rklb more

[Anonymous No.50858987]

>>50858948
Stunning, brave, and bullish for SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50858993]

>>50858956
Real rates are still negative, get fucked mumu

[Anonymous No.50858995]

>>50858975
Lol ur white?
*shoots up the school*

[Anonymous No.50859007]

>>50858392
nice waist, nice hips, seems pretty. Good job m8. You are a lucky man

[Anonymous No.50859015]

>WTI 94

[Anonymous No.50859017]

>>50858969
read the boomer investing link in the OP.

>wallet
portfolio

[Anonymous No.50859016]

>>50858961
That's because the market wants to go up, it doesn't mean good news is bearish. Bad news is neutral to semi bullish right now, good news is extremely bullish as we saw with the CPI pump.

[Anonymous No.50859019]

>>50858930
30y bond auction in an hour, probably not much movement before it

[Anonymous No.50859020]

>>50858669
I feel this too

[Anonymous No.50859025]

>>50858919
Cool thanks no one cares about these small cap pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.50859027]

>>50858952
Dubs and it goes to $100

[Anonymous No.50859029]

>>50858914
>take hallucinogens and snort coke
>get constipated and take a hige shit
>shitpost on x about how transcendental the experience is
Not bad actually
>>50858932
SIGA for gaysex. If its big enough it can move your insides

[Anonymous No.50859033]

>>50858938
first time I saw it I scared the shit out of me and I spilled my drink all over myself, my keyboard and monitor. That was why I saved it.

[Anonymous No.50859037]

>>50858993
Bullish, that means the Fed isn't hiking us into a major crash and are purposely protecting the market.

[Anonymous No.50859043]

>>50858956
most of you here lack fundamental understanding of the markets, that's why you get rekt so often

[Anonymous No.50859044]

>>50858995
I missed the MK ultra programming

[Anonymous No.50859054]

>>50858669
>>50859020
without major news there are lots of arbitrage algos that move everything around based on historical patterns of likeliness that various asset classes (or stocks) trade in similar fashion. not really manipulation, more just playing the odds

[Anonymous No.50859055]

>>50859043
Zoom out, the line only goes up over time.

[Anonymous No.50859057]

>>50858975
You must be that faggot that missed out on tsla back in June
Can't even reply like a straight cis white male
God, you're such a redditir
Even called me chud
You're gonna have a bad time here, Ling Long
Meanwhile, I'm shorting the shit out of absi

[Anonymous No.50859076]

>>50859017
What links? It's empty, unless you mean the ones people posted after that. One of them is a yacht site.

[Anonymous No.50859082]

>>50859025
stfu boomer, they are stocks. this isnt boomer stock market general. we dont just have to talk about your 1% aapl gains.

[Anonymous No.50859085]

>>50859078
>>50859078

[Anonymous No.50859087]

ARKK SISTERS AAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50859101]

>>50859025
pacb/dna are up huge too. It's just a weird biotech thing and the fact they did earnings this morning

[Anonymous No.50859110]

>>50859085
fuck off with ur gay sex thread

[Anonymous No.50859117]

>>50859076
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

read through that and google stuff you dont understand, that will give you a basics. also watch this playlist

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

[Anonymous No.50859140]

>>50859037
Yet

[Anonymous No.50859151]

>>50859057
Idk who are you talking about but the guy you replied, i think, is the SF fight guy, who has become quite boring t b h

[Anonymous No.50859156]

>>50858984
Is that rocket disintegrating?

[Anonymous No.50859199]

>>50858694
>>50858788
>>50859007
Thanks bros. Got her a houndstooth apron while we were out. Gonna use it while cooking me dinner later. On the way home I was reading some news - FRZA stock IPOs tomorrow. Is anyone checking that out?

[Anonymous No.50859221]

>>50859199
yup

[Anonymous No.50859270]

>>50858395
Cool alpaca

[Anonymous No.50859454]

>>50858948
Why wear that bra at all? What purpose does that serve. Actual women hate wearing bras and only do so to stop their mammaries from flapping around and sagging.

[Anonymous No.50859644]

>>50859199
When can we start buying FRZA? I feel like this will 500%

[Anonymous No.50859646]

>>50859199
very nice

[Anonymous No.50860026]

>>50857803
Best Penny Stocks right now?

[Anonymous No.50860043]

Nice day for DAVE

[Anonymous No.50860312]

>>50860026
ASTS

[Anonymous No.50861752]

>>50858239
What’s wrong with western women? Gd, not ever.