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>> No.50847951

>>50847930
BOBOS IN SUICIDE WATCH, TOMORROW THEY WILL ROPE, CHECK EM

>> No.50847955

Did I just get CHAHed on this salad dressing because its fucked up?

>> No.50847958
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DO NOT POST IN HERE THERE ARE 10 POSTS LEFT IN THE OTHER THREAD

>> No.50847966

This is why you put your money in an IRA kids

>> No.50847975
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50847975

gonna miss him

>> No.50847976
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>>50847633
gigabased

>> No.50847977
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50847977

uncanny resemblance lads

>> No.50847981

>>50847966
I'm not a fan of Irish independence, personally. They deserved to be crushed with an iron fist.

>> No.50847980
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50847980

>>50847951
YALL NIGGA actually fell for this FAKE MUMU BULLLLSHIAT... COME NOW> YOU AIN"T FOOL NO ONE WITH DAT BULLSHIT.

>> No.50847983
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50847983

INFLATION COOLING
JOBS GROWING
GDP POSITIVE
VIX CRASHING
BOBO HEEMED

>> No.50847984

>>50847966
This. Its so easy these days. So many people ignore this stuff and dont even know how to understand it. Its not that hard really.

>> No.50848003

>>50847977
I've said it before I will say it again
>elon sold
>fink sold
>jewgle split
>amazon split
buckle up nigger faggots

>> No.50848027
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50848027

>>50847983
YOU MEANT TO TELL ME YALL NIGGA UP 1% AND YOU CALL DIS SHIT A BULL MARKET. THE ONLY BULL I SEE IS DA BULL SHIT RUMMAGING OUT YO MOTHAFUCKA MOUTH. GURL BYEE!

>> No.50848033

last night i vomited three times in two separate bathrooms, and twice this morning. my wife cleaned it all up.

>> No.50848034
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50848034

AMEX lords stay undefeated with the divvy hitting the account today

>> No.50848036

>>50847930
>this is the face of 30 years of wally world

>> No.50848038

>>50848003
>elon sold
That's because he's going to be forced to buy Twitter.

>> No.50848039

I bought 1 share of SPY at 420. I am based.

>> No.50848040
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50848040

>>50847975
BEST PRESIDENT EVER

>> No.50848049
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50848049

>>50848038
fucking moron, never going to happen

>> No.50848051

>>50848033
this is why i quit drinking

>> No.50848053

>>50848003
while they are all reasons they do all stand their ground on their own. Just saying.

>> No.50848055

>>50848049
post her milkers

>> No.50848057

>>50848039
You should keep that share for life.

>> No.50848064
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50848064

>>50847930
HUT earnings tomorrow I wonder how much it will pump.

>> No.50848066

>>50847984
Then explain it if you're so smart

>> No.50848073
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50848073

>>50848038
>he believes Elon sold because
>he's going to be forced to buy Twitter.

>> No.50848074

>>50848033
take a break... use being sick of alcohol cuz you hung over as a reason to stop for a week

>> No.50848076

>>50848066
Max out roth each year. But 3k of spy or qqq and 3k in mid/large caps. Do that each year and retire at 50.

>> No.50848077
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>>50848057
That's the point. I will NEVER sell it or DCA into it. SPY will NEVER be 420 again after the january to june rally and june to ath.

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50848079

>>50848049
EXCUSE ME.!!!!! WHO DA HELL BUT YO PEDOPHILE DISGUSTING TRADING MOTHERFUCKA IN CHARGE OF TESLA. ELON IS A REAL NIGGA. HE DO SHIT THE REAL WAY LIKE A REAL CEO. YO PEDOPHILE ASS NEEDS TO GET LOCKED UP 4 LYFE.

>> No.50848090
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50848090

he baked

>> No.50848091
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50848091

>>50848079
I am drunk and I am here to call (you) all retarded this whole thread
>hit me

>> No.50848093

>>50848076
How is that any different than DCA into my broker account

>> No.50848094
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>>50848079
8 year olds dude.

>> No.50848109

>>50848049
her father(jew) commited sepuku

>> No.50848112

>>50848093
Its not...No of these wagies do it though.

>> No.50848116

>>50848077
is that austria or switzerland?

>> No.50848134

>>50848116
Gary Indiana

>> No.50848139

>>50848049
>>50848073
twitter would be in the 30s if he wasn't

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50848150

>>50848091
>>50848094
READ HONEYY READ>.. YALL NIGGAS CAN'T READ A CHART IF YALL LIFE'S DEEPENED ON IT.

DON'T STEAL STOCK TRADES FROM A MARRIED MAN. KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSE TO A MARRIED MAN.

>> No.50848153
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50848153

I need a magic ritual to escape wage slavery.

>> No.50848156

>>50848093
Withdrawing from a roth isn't taxed

>> No.50848163
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50848163

>>50848038

Social media and silicon valley is heavily intertwined with (and basically an extension of) US gov. Twitter is for disseminating DC narratives, and they don't want him doing any "free speech" shit with their favorite propaganda tool.

It was made crystal clear to him whose lawn he was pissing on, so he found an excuse and is walking away. Judge will let him do so with a slap on the wrist.

>> No.50848166
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50848166

>>50847930
There's no going back now.

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>>50848153
Ask Jesus into your hear instead and receive treasures higher then any other.

>> No.50848171

I have 1 day trade left for this week. How can I make $5,000 tomorrow? I have $20,000 in my broker account. All in 420 SPY Calls?

>> No.50848177

>>50848077
look at how she's not covered in tattoos or piercings.. almost makes you want to cry don't it.. She's got talent, I couldn't make a bike do that.

>> No.50848186
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50848186

I guess that's it then. There is no reason for stocks to ever go down again.

>> No.50848194
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50848194

>>50848186
well... there is that one thing...

>> No.50848208

>>50848186
thank god for joe biden 2024

>> No.50848227

>>50848208
It's incredible. He's taking credit inflation coming down but denying the reason it came down which is recessionary pressures.

>> No.50848226

>>50848156
you gotta wait till 60 for that lol i dont plan on living to 60 when im old as fuck and watch tv and mow my lawn for the last 20 years over 60, also
>taxes
lamo

>> No.50848253
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50848253

this time it's different!

>> No.50848264

>>50848227
It is crazy seeing people praise gas prices coming down while ignoring the primary reason for gas prices going down on recession/slow down fears. It is going to be even worse if we have a European supply crisis.

>> No.50848287
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50848287

>>50848253
noooo its suposed to happen like this!!! it has to be just like the 2008 crash!!!

>> No.50848288
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50848288

>>50848079
>t. SIGA kpop faggot switching to niggerposting
Based. NASDAQ NIGGAZ WE DOWN BU FO SHEEIT, EET DA EY YAAH, FO DUZ BIZ DA DOO. SHIBBA FIUGGIN WIF MEEN AN YO DOWN DOO LIT UP IN YO BEE, SHEEIT. NIGGA FUH WER TUN NUH DOO DOP.

>> No.50848289

>>50848264
or forgetting that its still up massively since trump was in office

>> No.50848290

>>50848264
EIA is making shit up, but yes le fears have driven them down too. There's no way we used less gas in the peak driving season than we did at the peak of covid inactivity; which was put out after they """shut down the reporting from the EIA for a week""".

>> No.50848295
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50848295

>>50848253
Dude. Its gonna happen when this September when Quad Witching ends 1 week before Shemitah. Honestly, do you really believe the current narrative? The tricky part is figuring out why the Stock Market would go down after Shemitah when pic related is historical data.

>> No.50848298

$BBBY is going to rip and /biz/ is missing out again. Why does /biz/ miss out on shit, call it Reddit, and then fomo in at the tail end?

Jesus, you people are unsalvageable. This isn’t financial advice but do yourself a favor and stare at BBBY for a second.

>> No.50848301

>>50848253
this guy is so autistic. holy shit. is beyond cringe at this point

>> No.50848306
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50848306

>>50848295
>WAKE ME UP, WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS

>> No.50848308

>>50848253
>after 2000
covid isn't an army of 6000 tech companies that are 10x overvalued

>> No.50848310

>>50848298
It literally is Reddit

>> No.50848315

>>50848298
zoom out retard

>> No.50848320
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50848320

>>50848253
Burry is a retard. Its up 20% and nearly back to aths. Not in any way the same as what he is showing. Plus we saw earnings werent nearly as bad as expected. Nowhere near comparable to 2000.

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50848331

>>50848298
>Look at the chart!!
Ok

>> No.50848332

What's the top of the current oil pump? Or can it not exceed 2 bucks and will head under 90?

>>50847951
Checked

Dump in the morning to 414 on the SPY, pump to 422, ends at 419.

>> No.50848349

if you get a handjob from a deaf chick, is that like their equivalent of a hummer?

>> No.50848350
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50848350

>>50848253
Burry is angry he's not getting another movie

>> No.50848354

>>50848077
Doing tricks to attract the BBC I see.

>> No.50848356

>>50848301
Burry is literally diagnosed autist. Of course he sounds like one.

>> No.50848359

80% TQQQ
20% TMF

rebalance annually in IRAs because no tax implications

why do anything but this? why accept lower returns than this? I cannot understand why

>> No.50848364

>>50848298
And most of retail won't sell, again.

>> No.50848365
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>>50847983
>everything is fucked
>but if we take our most bullish estimate, it's not fucked
Wow Bullish.

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50848375

>>50848332
/CL will probably pop to 150 before the end of the year.

>> No.50848384

>>50848227
>in order to fix his own problems, he creates more problems
Based if I do say so myself.

>> No.50848386

>>50848298
Im in brother. LFG. $15 EOY

>> No.50848392

>>50848295
Looks like a violent shart right there in october to me.
>why would it go down
Because average means all the different years put together and we are clearly headed into a recession.

>> No.50848394
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50848394

HOLY SHIT I JUST WANTED A BOUNCE OFF THE 20 PERIOD MOVING AVERAGE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.50848395

>>50848384
>in order to fix problems he created, he's creating more problems to make it appear like he fixed the first problem he created

>> No.50848405
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50848405

Amazon warehouses, my workplace. Where the wheels of global logistics never stop turning. A concrete and steel home of machines that drives the ecommerce world. Amazon is a tough company. If your not a toughest of toughest wagie this place will fire you and leave you a bum NEET. But if you work hard you can hit it big I mean really big. Do you have what it takes to be the next GM?

>> No.50848432

>>50848405
Don't you just lift boxes at Amazon tho?

>> No.50848434
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50848434

>>50848253

In 2000 we had actual markets. Now we just have a Fed run scheme to print money to fund the government through asset market and cap gains taxes.

When they pivot (and tbf they really haven't yet) number will go right back up because it makes the paper economy look good and the government look solvent. They will not abandon asset prices to save the dollar because it will make the US fiscal crisis and hollow zombie economy both much too obvious. They will pretend to fight inflation only for a little while longer, maybe till after midterms.

Summers, Burry, Rosenberg, all the dollar and bond bulls will just have to cry about it.

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50848443

>>50848405

>> No.50848444

>>50848405
Amazon warehouses are the perfect setting for futuristic tech noir cyberpunk films.

>> No.50848450

>>50847983
Is this Atlanta real GDP measurement typically close to actual? Hadnt heard of this before. 2.5% sounds great

>> No.50848473

I really hope the monkey pozz takes over because I want to be rich :(

>> No.50848477

>>50848405
Can I pee and/or poo in the packages?

>> No.50848478

>>50848473
ywnbr

>> No.50848498

>>50848443
...should I really?

>> No.50848509
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50848509

>>50848434
I don't think there is disagreement here. Burry himself said FED is only reloading the bazooka. He just thinks the market is wrong on the timing. I agree that the market is way too bulish in their interpretation of how the FED will act, but I might be wrong as the FED showed in the past that they don't like to suprise the market expectations.

>> No.50848518

>>50848295
9/25/2022 it ends. JPOW FOMC hammer? Taiwan vs Gyna? Who knows. Market going to go straight up until end of August at least it appears

>> No.50848526

>>50848450
Close-ish. Thats who said negative last time too and it was.

>> No.50848528

>>50848253
god that lower high in December 2001 must have been depressing.

>> No.50848543
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50848543

>>50848518
Why?

>> No.50848558
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50848558

I post on 4chan and have an opinion about the economy

>> No.50848567

>>50848558
She has a point

>> No.50848574

>>50848306
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/morrakiu-wake-me-when-shemitah-ends-lyrics.html
I've got your lyrics, anon.

>> No.50848578

>>50848543
>why
Because
>Bc why?
The market is fake and gay

>> No.50848584

so when bank of america goes under in september does all my credit card debt get wiped?

>> No.50848594

any bets on when that gap gets violently filled? thinking monday personally.

>> No.50848600
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50848600

It wasn't a conspiracy theory that the gold and silver markets were being manipulated

https://observer.com/2022/08/jpmorgan-trader-convicted-spoofing-gold-price/

>> No.50848603

>>50848574
>This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service
:(

>> No.50848606

>>50848295
>The tricky part is figuring out why the Stock Market would go down after Shemitah when pic related is historical data.
Commodities have been pumping again, thus increasing inflation once more.

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50848610

>>50848558
Yep, that's what the average bobo looks like.

>> No.50848613

I was taught a valuable lesson this past month. Going forward I'm no longer going to try to time the market. I'll stick to my monthly 2k DCA and whenever it drops 5% I lump sump a 10k.

>> No.50848616
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>>50848405
Boeing factories. My workplace. Where the wheels of global logistics never stop turning. A concrete steel home of diversity hires that drives the ecommerce world and travel. If your not the laziest wagie or completely retarded this place will promote you and leave you with great responsibility. But if you work hard you can more work passed to you without getting paid more. Do you have what it takes to be the next fall guy?

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>>50848558
I am literally Jerome Powell.

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>> No.50848689

>>50848616
kek hits close to home

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50848694

>>50848558
yes

>> No.50848696

>>50848600
old news. jpm will never let the silver market be free. They earn way more manipulating the market then they have to pay. All the gold bugs know that and they still invest in it.

>> No.50848725

>>50848600
>It wasn't a conspiracy theory that the gold and silver markets were being manipulated
No fucking shit. "Conspiracy theory" is Orwellian newspeak the elite invented to keep nooses off their necks.

>> No.50848728

Why do I read zero hedge if they’re always wrong?

>> No.50848745

>>50848616
I will never understand why Boeing decided to go so heavy on the dubiously skilled diversity hiring. They make airplanes. When airplanes are fucked up because the skill level on the production line and QA department is fucked, people die and Boeing gets in big BIG bunch of trouble double. If you're a retail outlet like amazon or wally world the stakes are much lower and the worst you're looking at when you fuck up is some irritated (and poor) customers.

>> No.50848747

>>50848600
>It wasn't a conspiracy theory
Now its just a conspiracy.

>> No.50848755

>>50848728
they're right about as often as any other news outfit.

>> No.50848765

>>50848728
You have weird fetishes.

>> No.50848769

>>50848226
Since it’s after tax contributions you can touch the principal at any time. You could pull out every dime you put in at 45 absolutely tax free.
Also, what is:
>72(t) SEPP withdrawal
>Roth conversion ladder

>> No.50848783

>>50848298

Explain your thinking here... I don't see it.

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>>50848600

Well of course they were manipulated, but both up and down. It's safe with gold because such a low % take delivery most of the time so bullion banks can naked short to push the price with little risk of getting squeezed, then balance the books when sentiment is crushed, ride it back up, rinse and repeat. Easy pump and dump profits.

The main tool for overall price suppression is simply government gold leasing into paper markets to allow the derivatives to expand 100x that and fight off any attempts at making a run for the deliverable bars. Complete with rule changes and legal problems if any citizen tries to pull a Hunt Brothers. This is run out of London.

Only another sovereign can bust this scheme, but that's a currency war, which takes a while to play out. BRICS v GAE is going hot, but it'll still take a while yet for the LBMA games to wind down. Probably years. DESU levered energy bets will probly outperform gold anyways, since gold is just a proxy for energy purchasing power.

>> No.50848837

>>50848725
>Conspiracy theory" is Orwellian newspeak the elite invented to keep nooses off their necks.
Correct

>> No.50848849

>>50848745
>Boeing gets in big BIG bunch of trouble double
They got a slap on the wrist and they knew they'd get away with basically no consequences lmao, that's why they did it. Imagine a company killing hundreds of people literally out of pure greed with the 737 Max-Genocide and nobody even goes to prison.

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50848883

>booming economy

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>>50848745
Boeing will double down on diversity hiring. This company is rotten at the core and will never change course. The quality is not here anymore. It left when they kicked all the boomers out back in 2005-2008ish. Its just a job and not many people give a flying fuck anymore. We have no pensions and a dogshit 401k. Come work in Seattle for 18 an hour and barely keep your ass above poverty. After 6 years if you haven't gotten laid off or fired for attendance you get 39 an hour.

>> No.50848946

Wtf bros, I had a headache so I took some tylenol pills... but turns out they were expired, and now I'm really really tired, dozing off
Is it all over for me?

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50848950

>>50848509

Burry seemed to think asset markets would collapse much more which they literally can't afford, in terms of tax revenue. In the end, austerity is not actually viable, and printing to fund tax shortfalls directly is too obviously currency debasement, so they will prefer to save assets with the printed cash instead to try to hide what they're really doing. Also to resume the Cantillon effect lining the pockets of the asset owning classes who run this shit pile which is a nice little side benefit.

Wouldn't surprise me if we end the year green.

>> No.50848958

>>50848946
Drink some water anon

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50848996

>>50848883
>tfw contracted to a defense company making javelins
Job secured as fuck

>> No.50849017

I know how you can lose 20,000

>>50848171

>> No.50849034

>fbi raided trump's home because of napkins and letters from kim
Why isn't america falling apart affecting markets? The fbi is pretty much biden's secret police now. You'd think the social fabric completely falling apart would make bulls a bit hesitant.

>> No.50849040

>>50848171
5000 from 20000? oh boy, you people in here sure love gambling

>> No.50849066
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>>50848745

There's nothing at all at stake for Boeing. No risk. They're an extension of the state and will be salvaged no matter what happens.

Not like they will face competition either. Airbus is the same. The only real competition would be Chinese manufacturers and I really doubt western regulators will allow them much entry to western markets. They'll cite safety and regulatory compliance but really it'll be about nat sec and protectionism.

Also their IT dept is excellent place to work if you want to be reasonably well paid to do basically nothing.

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>>50848171
8/19 SIGA $30 calls. WHO pandemic declaration is happening next week. I don't even need to tell you to check 'em.

>> No.50849077

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-semiconductor-stocks-should-be-avoided-for-now-analyst-205431076.html

soxl bros. what is this jew saying, I'm not reading this

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>>50847930
Reddit is begging again, should i jump the cliff with the lemmings or the rug is already getting ready to pull?

>> No.50849087

well I am still all in Nasdaq puts in my Roth IRA. tomorrow I will capitulate into 0dte puts

>> No.50849089

Now that SIGA is over what’s the next actual 10x?

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>>50849089
>SIGA is over
we're entering hockey stick mode, anon

>> No.50849124

>>50849089
Food and beverages industries in about 6 months.

>> No.50849126
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>>50849066
Airbus and Boeing have factories in China. They already copied everything and will be mass producing airplanes soon. They will be FAA certified. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't been paying attention. Boeing is getting ass fucked silly by Airbus on plane orders. China will edge out Boeing's commercial airplane side eventually.

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>>50849089
MEGL

>> No.50849134

>>50849034
It's a nothingburger criminally, but politically it's damning for Biden. However, the biggest take away from this is they went through Melania's wardrobe looking for "documents".

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>>50849089
>Now that SIGA is over
bitch please look at their metrics.

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>>50849077
Lowered guidance cause of slower phone and computer sales. Semis are cyclical, and are a strong indicator of the economic future, so with all this talk about recession, people think semis will get hit. But then again lots of semis are trading at single digit multiples, have come down a ton, and these are strong companies with immense moats. Maybe the real bottom is in a few months, it'll be an amazing buying opportunity when no one wants them.

>> No.50849148

>>50849077
Economy down, consumers is kill, bad earnings forever.

>> No.50849163

>>50848883
microsoft was becoming irrelevant anyways. their days of monopoly dominance are over and the fact they can't complete is starting to show.

>> No.50849187
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>>50848883
>Contractors

>> No.50849194

>>50849126
>China copies Boeing's planes
Do they have a fucking deathwish?

>> No.50849218

>>50848038
this might be the dumbest post ive seen on here all day

>> No.50849221

>>50849089
HIMS

but actually, anyone do any research on HIMS?

>> No.50849242
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50849242

So when are we getting another red day?
Either friday or monday?

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>futures

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>>50849194
Boeing sends unfinished airplanes to China so China can finish them. Airbus has multiple factories in China. Remember, the 737 max is the same airplane as the 737 NG, it just has bigger engines and a slightly larger wing box. That plane was the workhorse of boeing, not this fucking piece of shit MAX that relies on 2 external sensors or else it nose dives

>> No.50849273

>>50849244
Havent seen that or the red webm in a while.
Shame theres not a crab version

>> No.50849285

Anyone else getting in on MRNA $165P 8/12?

>> No.50849294

>>50849017
Very very easily

>> No.50849296

if i have a good 'backstop' of my parents willing to help me out if something actually bad happens to me, is it reasonable to take more risk in the markets because going down doesn't bother me as much?

And I have a good job making near double what I comfortably need, with marketable skills, so I'm not concerned about losing income for any long period of time?

Does it make sense in this situation to take on more risk because it just doesn't bother me during downturns?

>> No.50849298

>>50849194
>chinese
>deathwish
yes anon always and emphatically historically for 5k years chinks love dyin

>> No.50849310

>>50849163
yeah i heard it's the year of the linux desktop, and libre office is coming a long way. also no one is using azure either. this is an ironic post and you are stupid.

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>>50849126

>chinese planes will be FAA certified

With the US going into open cold war with China, I really doubt that will happen on a big scale, or if it starts to happen Congress will intervene to stop it. Short term incompetence is always possible of course. After all, they shipped US manufacturing to China in the first place, so short sighted greed ran the show then and they're only now scrambling to un-fuck the situation.

Lately tho they seem more scared than greedy. CHIPs Act will not be the last bit of protectionism you will see by a long shot.

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>>50849163
>microsoft
>irrelevant
>the 2nd biggest company in the nasdaq
oooooohhkkkkkk....

>> No.50849322

>>50849296
Unless you're doing options or forex,you're good
Go for it

>> No.50849325

Did anybody else notice CLF’s ironically solid performance over the last month?

>> No.50849340

>>50849257
>what if we make the same plane but with bigger engines and a modify the autopilot to kill everyone onboard
>fucking brilliant you're promoted

>> No.50849357

>>50849244
SOXL to $30!
haha imagine if that happened, it'd be so weird right bros?

>> No.50849358

>>50849322
nah i dont mess with owning options or even LEAPs, I do sell covered calls though. But I have orders to cover them before they get out of control on me, so I'm not worried about that.

heavy TQQQ is wild swings but I simply never care, I just buy more...I seem to have infinite appetite for risk

>> No.50849367

>>50849273
Yeah, I just forget to post them

>> No.50849375

>>50849126
Aren't plane like the only thing China depends on the US for?

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>>50849340
Do you not like my coding sir? Friend, do not redeem code benchod. Sir, thank you

>> No.50849407

Got a bag of airt cuz of this:

https://www.texomashomepage.com/news/business/olney-community-expects-air-tractors-new-contract-to-boost-economic-growth/

>> No.50849411

>>50849310
>Linux desktop
chrome is unironically the next desktop, everything will be cloud based and Microsoft has such a small stake in cloud.

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>>50849375
I dunno man, I am only an expert in the commercial airplane side of things. Boeing is starting to re-open it's 3rd production line since 2020 for the MAX. The diversity hires are fucking up so much that it is making it extremely difficult and expensive. Lots of discount airplanes are getting built ;P

>> No.50849457
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50849457

Check the weekly chart

>> No.50849477

>>50849163
Compete in what? Azure is still firmly 2nd place in cloud offerings and Windows still dominated the majority of government computers. Not to mention they still don't have a proper competitor for their Office suite.

>> No.50849503
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50849503

Alright, since the planefags are here: how do you feel about TXT?

>> No.50849508
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50849508

Will it payoff?

>> No.50849511
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>>50849411
you're nuts

>> No.50849519
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>>50847975
>Sisi looking to the future
>trump looking smug
Meanwhile what's up with the Arab dude? Its like a mixture of confusion and surprise buttsex.
Also I'm jerking off to soxl tonight

>> No.50849520
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I masturbated at work today because I was so excited over my portfolio being green all around.

>> No.50849533

>>50849503
dont txt and fly
the all time chart looks like dog shit

>> No.50849536

>>50849508
>a literal penny stock
Anon probably not but hey, I'm rooting for you

>> No.50849540
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>>50849519
Well in terms of color symbols
Trump was red
Biden is blue
And the arabs are green

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>>50849503
Opened up the career page and saw this anon. I think you know how I feel

>> No.50849581
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>>50849564
>bitchcraft

>> No.50849586

fuckin a i'm sofa king stoned i'm gonna go take a hot bubble bath

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>>50848091

>> No.50849620

>>50849586
DUDE

>> No.50849622

>>50849564
For this reason, I am out.

>> No.50849645

>>50849586
BROOOOOO

>> No.50849651

>>50848509
>>50848950
Smoothbrain question, but looking at a multi decade horizon should I look to pull out my retirement at some point or will the ponzu scheme continue until after, let’s say, 2050? As years go on I feel stronger and stronger that a historical “Rome has fallen” type scenario will occur, but it’ll play out over such a long timeframe I don’t know if it’ll even matter to me financially when it starts.

>> No.50849652
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50849652

When I talk about diversity hires at Boeing sucking ass and costing the company and customers that is literally what I mean. I don't know if you anons have thought about this but let me give you an example of why it's killing the company and driving customers to Airbus.
>Asian girl who ways 100lbs and has no mechanical skill gets hired
>Hands her a drill
>Fucks up the hole size
>Engineering now has to come down to figure out a solution
>Now she has to drill out a bigger hole
>Now that hole needs to be filled with a bigger rivet or Hi-lok, or nut and bolt.
>That increases weight of the plane
>That means more fuel is now required
>Over the next 20 years that plane will cost more to operate
>Now imagine her fuck up and multiply it because that is who is building your planes.

>> No.50849655

>>50849586
What if you took a hot bubble bath... ON WEEEEEED?!

>> No.50849686

>>50849652
Ok but is she cute?

>> No.50849704

>>50849652
It’s not just a Boeing thing. When I was going through engineering school the guys would joke about the General Electric girls that came to career fairs. All recruiters were women. All the interviews went to women. All the new hires were women. Wasn’t discrimination though because GE was trying to reach 50% male/female employment.

>> No.50849706
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Yeah I'm thinkin we are back bull bros

>> No.50849708

>>50849652
>>Asian girl
nip, chink, or jungle?

>> No.50849710

How do I escape the wagie life? I can't take it anymore. I need to sell something of mine worth thousands and just fucking gamble it

>> No.50849721
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50849721

Alright. I bought 39 shares Monday morning. When am I going to be rich?

>> No.50849744
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>>50849686
Imagine the most beat up looking asian females. Out of all of them in Renton, I can name 3 that were sexy. 1 of them was a straight up 10. Other than that they all are 5 foot, and have that bull legged walk. Imagine riding a horse for 20 hours straight and trying to walk. Most of the girls are Viet, Chinese, and Cambodian. The dogshit tiers. Baggots chinkoid is a princess compared to these creatures that work here.

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50849745

so the recession is cancelled? doesn't the overall news still seem pretty bad though?

>> No.50849746

>>50849710
make $200k+ year and save as much as possible for 10 years or so

>> No.50849747
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50849747

All this BA fud is making me bullish. (((They))) must know something and are trying to cuck us out of it.

>> No.50849762

>>50849710
If you're desperate I would debtmaxx and put everything on options that inverse the day's action but only when it was gigagreen or blood red to give you better odds.

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>>50849745
what overall news are you referring to

>> No.50849781

Lol. He's not buying VIX OTM calls. For October

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>>50849704
Your the GE anon. I remember you told us about that shit during the Spicy Rycey days. Shit is fucked.
>>50849747
Fud? I drive forklift and worked on the planes for many years, I am just bored and rambling on. I never play Boeing stock because everything that should be bearish is bullish for some reason. Good luck to you anon, I hope you make money off this pajeet trash

>> No.50849790
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50849790

This chart worth buying?

>> No.50849791

>>50849744
Truly the absolute dregs of Asia, yikes

>> No.50849794
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>>50849745
The media literally say that the bear market is over.
Though i wouldnt buy the news myself

>> No.50849804

>>50849407
But that volume tho...

>> No.50849814

>>50847930
That bitch probably has 10,000 shares of wmt by now.

>> No.50849817
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>muh fed pivot
they will raise by .75 bps again and crash this market with no survivors
>Kashkari said he hasn't "seen anything that changes" the need to raise the Fed's policy rate to 3.9% by year-end and to 4.4% by the end of 2023.

>The rate is currently in the 2.25%-2.5% range.

3.9 - 2.25 = 1.65
theres only two more meetings in 2022
we are gonna see .75 hikes each quarter
then .5
then .5, .25, .25

something like that

>> No.50849829

>>50848253
he either sees something that isn't actually there or something that no one else is yet able to see...
it's pretty tiresome with burry because he appears to be 100% wrong all of the time except for the 3 months where everything crashes down.
and then people can actually say "ohh, that's what he meant..." unlike peter schiff and the likes who just call for crashes without reasoning

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>>50849817
Dumb animeposter

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>>50849767
literally the front page of the WSJ...

>> No.50849857

>>50848186
pretty much this.
perception of risk has successfully been eliminated, again.

>> No.50849868

>>50849357
why? it was 60

>> No.50849872

>>50849843
you said there was bad overall news. i asked what you were referring to

>> No.50849894
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50849894

Is there a simple broker you guys recommend for newfags?
All I know or have used is robinhood. After lurking here I hear it's not good.

>> No.50849898

say you were buying options yesterday expecting this move up, would the most profitable call be the shortest dated and between the high of the day and the price when you bought the option? or would it be the actual price it reached, so 420C for example

>> No.50849905

>>50849652
>Fucks up the hole size
how wasn't she fired on the spo-
>diversity hires
ah.
>>50849868
that was a different time, a better time

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>>50849894
I use Fidelity,you should too

>> No.50849911

I'm screaming. Im shouting at the top of my lungs. The volga hurricane. It's coming. And you aren't hedged for it.

>> No.50849913

A strong USD is going to collapse the global economy. Other countries won't be able to pay USD denominated debt and will default. The only way the banksters in charge will get out of it is by printing insane amounts of money. This is why crypto is mooning currently. A collapse has to happen before a pivot/ QE returns. Front-tunning the Fed is a horrible idea. It's all so simple and so obvious, but why are so many people missing it?

>> No.50849917

>>50848289
this.
people willingly forget the pain of a 500% increase to celebrate a 20% drop afterwards.
in other words people are absolutely fucking retarded

>> No.50849920

>>50849894
Robinhood is fine for new investors. I use Charles Schwab because of their SSE software.

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>>50849913
>other countries
Anon,i..

>> No.50849937

>>50848375
slightly lower to sideways for quite some time now is my current guesstimate.
then, slowly but surely, crude oil will find "fair value" around $400 to $600 by the end of this decade.

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Is HBI a good stock?

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>>50849951

>> No.50849961

>>50849872
oh, inflation is still high, war, supply chain issues, crop issues, european energy crisis, china debt struggles, earnings forecasts still based on helicopter money...

>> No.50849965
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>>50849905
This mexican guy named crackhead John was always sniffing snot and coughing. He fucked up so many holes they finally piss tested him. He pissed clean... So they took away his drill and gave him a vacuum cleaner. After a few months he said fuck it and went back to drilling and fucking up holes. He never got fired because of the Union. Instead they moved him to another job that doesn't require much drilling lol. That is Boeing for ya

>> No.50849978

>>50849781
why not just wait until october?

>> No.50849980
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>>50849965
That's actually unbelievable.

>> No.50849985

>>50849978
Not trying to wait until vol gets bid up

>> No.50850004

>>50849894
>All I know or have used is Robinhood
Are you futures trading?
Are you consistently day trading?
Are you consistently trading options instead of just using them as a hedge and/or gamble?

If the answers to these questions are no, Robinhood is 100% fine. Don't let the contrarians shake you.

Quite honestly, I prefer their interfaces when you just need to make a trade that isn't super technical.

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>>50849894
Get ThinkorSwim (TDA) if you're serious. There is a learning curve but it's worth it. Especially if (and when) you get deep into TA/FA and options.

>> No.50850012

>>50849985
Show me the calls or you are larping again

>> No.50850020

>>50850012
I haven't bought shit yet, im running it through the geniuses of /smg/ first. I think a debit spread when IV on those calls drop again works

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>>50849913
So you're saying I'll be able to go to ITALY and JAPAN and BRASILIA for pennies????????

Sounds based, here's a single peso/yen/euro tip

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>>50849457
Shut the fuck up bobo you ignorant slut

>> No.50850040

>>50849817
>says fed will pivot
>is not buying

Try again in 4 years, faggot

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>>50850040
what im saying is the talk of a F.E.D. pivot is FAKE and GAY

>> No.50850057
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50850057

FRESH OFF THE PRESS GAYSEXBROS
>BAVARIAN NORDIC IS WORRIED ABOUT THE SAFETY OF PEOPLE
>THE FDA AND BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TOLD THEM TO STFU

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>>50850010
Why yes, I use tos. How did you know?

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>>50849273
I made a quick-and-dirty crab version for you

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bobochuds, I sense lean times ahead.

>> No.50850073

>>50850049
Try again in 4 years.

>> No.50850077

>>50850061
Because you're a nigger

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>>50850049
>talk
Have you seen how much they've been buying these past months?
Dumb animeposter

>> No.50850087

>>50850067
wonderful

>> No.50850090

>>50849961
none of those prevent companies from making money. inflation is potentially damaging and as you may have seen today, it seems to have peaked and is now coming down. i wouldn't invest in europe regardless. also earnings were better than expected.

>> No.50850094
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>>50850020
It’s pretty low now. Just buy at open tomorrow.

Pic related is a 4x and isn’t even that far out of the money

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>>50850067
That's pretty neat,dude.Thanks

>> No.50850103

>>50850057
Lel, these things are just totally and so obviously a politically motivated thing now. Or perhaps I should say, it’s more out in the open than it was

>> No.50850113

>>50850094
That is not far out of the money enough to really benefit on vomma (convexity of volga), you end up paying premia that is too rich.

Ideally waiting for IV to drop by like 10-15 more bps to really get the max juice out of the vomma on some VIX 15 delta calls. What delta and IV are the 22c calls you posted? That's basically 50 delta with no benefit from sensitivity to volga

>> No.50850131

>>50850090
are the earnings inflation adjusted? i'm not a perma-bear or anything, just trying to keep expectations in check.

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>>50850103
Minus 400 points off your social credit score.

>> No.50850143

>>50850113
>>50850094

>That is not far out of the money enough to really benefit on vomma (convexity of volga),
Holy fuck the moment i use these terms without any irony i fuck it up

I mean convexity of VEGA***
Vomma is basically like the gamma (acceleration) of implied volatility. So OTM options get really rapid changes in IV% which is nice for volatility shock because you and everyone who isn't totally retarded in this thread that people are not nearly as hedged as they should be rn (by virtue of the fact that VIX is getting decimated into a bear market rally)

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>>50849781
That's what you said yesterday and vixfags got BTFO today.

>> No.50850161

>>50850152
Nigger we are not operating on time horizons appropriate from gamblers with the impulse control of crack babies.

I'm not saying buy weekly VIX product calls

>> No.50850186

Dimensionality reduction is almost never lossless: both signal and noise is lost by looking only at headline figures (e.g. YoY CPI change at 8.5%).

>> No.50850197
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onsevZ_FQsE

>> No.50850202

>>50850004
>Futures
I want to try. Seems intimidating though . I made some money with Facebook puts when it started going downbut I think it might've been beginners luck. My other calls and puts have been in the red.

>day trade
I dont want to consistently day trade. But I would like to buy low and sell higher in the future. Maybe hold on to some important stocks

>hedge
Idk how to use options as a hedge

>> No.50850211

>>50850143
I probably should have sold some of my options today on the pump to buy some vix related hedges. Sadly I can't sell them because under 25k in account and locked so can only do cash positions.

>> No.50850216

>>50849894
Fidelity

>> No.50850221
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>>50850161
You couldn't imagine maybe getting a better price on your spreads after CPI?

>> No.50850223

>>50848077
Just buy SSO/UPRO or VOO they are superior anyways unless you're running options in which SPY>VOO

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Why isn't there a SIGA general?

>> No.50850247

>>50850211
Better keep it in the back of your head to sell some equities or liquidate-able options to clear up some capital to allocate for volatility hedging. This is the most obvious bear market rally.

Pension funds / TINA are keeping things afloat, but discretionary capital is going to throttle everything up and throw bids at anything until Hedge Fund redemption season Q4
>>50850221
Bro i didn't buy anything yet. I'm saying get ready to buy some OTM calls on VIX products. It could be tomorrow, next week, but sooner than later makes sense because I'd rather not try and time the market any more than I am already trying to via options (Which are time sensitive)

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>>50849894
>>50850010
>Get ThinkorSwim (TDA) if you're serious. There is a learning curve but it's worth it. Especially if (and when) you get deep into TA/FA and options.
Replace TDA with IBKR and ToS with TWS.
TDA isn't actually just right for a noobie moving to off Robinhood. TDA still has service reps, learning center, and Bloomterm stuff like L2 data if you want it.

IBKR is where the big boys play. Lower margins, 0 help, and fully unlocked game.

>> No.50850270

>>50850236
>>50850236
HERE YOU GO NIGGER
>>50850257

>> No.50850276

>>50850113
>>50850143

I just don’t understand how any of these greeks matter in the context of a spread with capped gains. Just outright long calls with unlimited gain, sure. Vertical spreads derive profit from the difference in price of the contracts, both of which would be affected by convexity in opposite directions.

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>>50850247
My hedge was initially bond shorts but currently the yield curve looks like this which is pissing me off.

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it's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA

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Bumble trimasculine cis gendered trans chads. How we feeling?

>> No.50850312
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>The Inflation Reduction Act contains a 1% tax on stock buybacks, and a 15% minimum tax for large companies that pay little or nothing in income taxes

>> No.50850343

>>50850312
Natural gas is up by 5.04%!

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>>50850305
There are people in this VERY thread that didn't listen to me. There are actually people who didn't buy BMBL puts. Lol. Lmao.

>> No.50850345

>>50850305
This is the first time I've ever seen "trans masculine".
Is that a woman who cuts off her tits and acts like a tough guy? The Ellen Page scenario.

>> No.50850350

>>50850312
>15% minimum tax for large companies that pay little or nothing in income taxes
unequivocally based

>> No.50850353

>>50850305
>no battle tank option. dropped

>> No.50850354

>>50850276
That is a good question because most people think that when you sell an option against your long option, it negates the convexity of our payout when you are trading OTM's.

Your position still benefits from convexity up to a certain point, since you are selling negative convexity (i.e. long concavity on the short position).

You sell that option to cap your gains because you are most likely not going to get a VIX moonshot, you are going to get a payout that is somewhere in the middle. As such, IV skew becomes material to your payout profile, and you want be short vega just a bit with an even further OTM call when IV decays rapidly on the options unless they catch gargantuan bids.

Another reason most people who aren't inexperienced retail monkeys put on a short option to to systemically buffer their payout profile is so they can buy more options that still profit from convexity up to a certain point, you are putting in less buying power into the long options so you can buy a crap load more.

tl;dr you are definitely still profitting off convexity on OTM long options even if you sell a further OTM option, it helps you systemically buffer against IV skew

>> No.50850355

>>50850345
Sounds about right. I would imagine that every selection besides straight male would give you aids

>> No.50850369

>>50850344
would

>captcha: 4PHPVT

>> No.50850370

>>50850264
Ibkr good for newbies leaving robinhood?

>> No.50850377

>>50850355
Isn't it a dating app for heterosexual women? Why the fuck would they want to date anything else besides a normal dude?
Gotta be for ESG buxs

>> No.50850395

>>50848558
>shits fucked dude

>> No.50850396

>>50850377
Trannies failed at being men so they think if they dress in drag and claim to be a lesbian women will change their opinion of them (they won't)

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>>50850312
Build Back Better Biden Bull Run Back On

>> No.50850405

>>50849920
I'll try schwab. Send me your referral code if you want.

>> No.50850411

New

>>50850408
>>50850408

>> No.50850417

>>50850350
Bait or are you so retarded you don't understand *why* those companies pay 0%?

Christ, that provision's gonna kick off another wave of offshoring for so many industries.

>> No.50850419

>>50850396
> if they dress in drag and claim to be a lesbian women
No, those options implied women who cut their tits off and larp as men. Even more mentally ill and unappealing.

>> No.50850425

>>50847930
from the thumb I though this was that Barbara Lerner Spectre hag

>> No.50850427

>>50850411
you really need to stop early baking

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>>50850370
IBKR and TDA are going to be hard to learn. But worth it. I just prefer TDA. If you can't even bother to learn a trading platform then you'll never find a winning strategy. And should instead put your paychecks into VOO or VTI each month.

>> No.50850439

>>50850427
I also need alcohol but im not bitching about it

>> No.50850451

>>50850353
I was disappointed to see no apache helicopter option

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>>50849651

That would only be if the US was actually headed for a civil war and a crack up. It could always happen... but IMO the big event to watch for is currency war and the dollar losing market share to the yuan or whatever the new BRICS commodity-currency ends up being, if it ever launches.

US will survive that just fine (everybody but wall street and DC better off) but that will be the end of the US-as-hegemon. It will be very inflationary. That is without even mentioning rising labor and energy costs, and the enormous government debt that needs inflation even if those things weren't factors.

TLDR: keep DCA'ing into commodities and energy for the foreseeable future. Keep some cash for any dips. Don't go full-doomer and pull out into cash or pms unless actual civil war happens (which it probly won't). It's a 4th turning, try not to worry about it.

>> No.50850497

>>50850419
Mentally ill and cry a lot? Yes.

But that maxxed out clit and 24/7 dripping wet pussy, and still super submissive is unappealing to you?
Because this is the reality of most transmen. Fun to fuck, no lie

>> No.50850515

>>50849985
then why not just buy calls for september?

>> No.50850561

>>50850197
>The official numbers are false
I'm an anarchocapitalist (YES, the one the government fears) and even I think this is schizo cope.

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>>50850264
>fully unlocked game
>doesn't allow retail forex trading unless you have like a million in assets and aren't retail anymore

>> No.50850585

>>50850202
>I want to try
Wait a while and learn the ropes. Futures are cruel.
>But I would like to buy low and sell higher in the future
Then just maintain more than $25k in your account to avoid FINRA locks and you're good. The super-complicated TA stuff is only really necessary if your entire game is playing in the choppiness.
>Idk how to use options as a hedge
That's what options are. They're a hedging mechanism over a certain period of time. If you think a stock is going in a particular direction, you give up some money now buy an option that will rise in value and/or allow you to purchase/sell at a desired price if the stock goes the opposite direction that you anticipate.

They're essentially insurance over time.

You can also use them for time-decaying leverage with a capped/bounded downside (i.e., the option premium), but using them for that purpose gets super duper complicated, which is why you need more than what Robinhood provides to effectively trade them. If you don't do that, you don't need it.

>> No.50850817

UVXY 10$ calls for 9/3
today was the day, feel bad if you missed out on those prices

>> No.50850837

>>50850561
You sound like a redditor. Don’t forget to eat the creampies out of your le wifey.

>> No.50850903

>>50850585
My mistake. I've never done futures. I was mistaking it for regular call/puts.

>> No.50851245

>>50850570
>not having close to 1M
Exactly why I said it's for the big boys.
TDA is good enough if you're upgrading from RH

>>50850370
No. TDA will still have some training wheels, but IBKR is like throwing a kid on a motorcycle.

>> No.50851308

>>50850057
Safety data? I thought that didn’t matter since 2020?