/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50823477]

>self-checkout
>fill bag with apples of a premium brand
>actually select the cheap variety
>or just print the sticker with weight and add extra apples
>must have gotten at least 10s of thousands of dollars in free fruit since 2019

[Anonymous No.50823550]

>>50823477
sounds based

[Anonymous No.50823586]

>>50823477
I do this with organic veggies all the time

[Anonymous No.50823619]

>>50823477
>Put unflavored carbonated water on the bottom of shopping cart
>Pay at cashier like normal
You know, I can never remember if I get those waters scanned, I'm sure I pay for them, I'm just forgetful is all

[Anonymous No.50823759]

>>50823477
>want to buy bananas
>can't afford bananas
>go around the back and take free bananas from the store dumpster

[Anonymous No.50823820]

>go to self-checkout
>"Scan" The items but have finger ontop of the barcode
>Weigh every veggie as the cheapest possible one
>Remind wagies to keep smiling, weekend is almost here

[Anonymous No.50824087]

>>50823477
>self-checkout
>shits self

[Anonymous No.50824180]

>>50823820
How does this work ser?

[Anonymous No.50824225]

>>50823477
>store no longer offers premium apples since they never get bought, according to the scanner inputs

[Anonymous No.50824624]

>self checkout
>sometimes pay
>sometimes "forget to scan" a couple things
>most of the time I pay though
>finish checking out
>receipt prints
>immediately throw it in the trashcan by the self checkout machines
>receipt paper gives you cancer after all
>Walmart wagie dares speak to me
>sir can I please see your receipt
>she literally saw me throw it away
>poor feeble lady, wagies aren't very intelligent creatures
>She probably just forgot is all, they have 4 second memory ya know
>tell her I threw it away and walk past her
>shakes her head as if a lowly Walmart wagie has any authority over me
When will they ever learn. I haven't shown a Walmart slave my receipt in ages.

[Anonymous No.50824729]

>>50824180
Works pretty well in Finland
Checkouts have no scales or cameras, people trust too much here.

[Anonymous No.50824837]

>>50823477
Now I know why the grocery bill went up 4% in the last month, and that’s the second limpest increase this year.

[Anonymous No.50826388]

ITT: niggers

[Anonymous No.50826859]

>>50823477
>>50824729
you are the reason why nice shit cant happen.
neck yourselves and improve society.

[Anonymous No.50826928]

>>50824225
But the premiums disappear so I’m sure they would figure it out

[Anonymous No.50827342]

In the past year I think I have forgotten about $1k worth of items. One time a security followed me out because I forgot to scan the toilet paper. Went inside and paid for it. Next day forgot some more. You got to make sure its not your first item you forget and that you go during busier times. Not that I really need to forget $4 every time, but I just can't pay $4 for a little tiny cake thing that I really like. Feels like getting robbed if I do it. Nobody really gives a shit though.

[Anonymous No.50827362]

>>50826859
No, fuck society. Everyone is steeling in some form on every level fuck em and go steel for yourself

[Anonymous No.50827404]

>>50823477

[Anonymous No.50827415]

>>50823477
>buy bulk pistachios $13/LB
>write code for peanuts $2/LB
Switching stickers on meat is also based but hard to pull off heat this sticker from ground beef tubes and then stick it on a pack of rib eyes

[Anonymous No.50827557]

>>50823477
>be younger me
>working at a huge auto parts store
>general manager is a condescending asshole
>get back at him by stealing shit from the back warehouse
>load up a box with premium synthetic oil, fuel additives, etc.
>walk right out the back door with it where I know there is no camera
>do this repeatedly over many months
>never get caught
>mfw my shitbox is purring on his dime

[Anonymous No.50827685]

I was thinking of doing this at Sam's Club today.
You can self check out on your phone they "check" your receipt at the exit but don't pay too much attention to it. My plan is:

>buy chicken breasts by the pound. Make sure they are same brand
>scan a small tray
>take a bigger tray than the one you scanned
>if the wagie at the exit says something you can feign ignorance.

[Anonymous No.50827748]

>>50827557
Um hello? Based department

[Anonymous No.50827765]

>>50823477
Only non-whites in this thread.

[Anonymous No.50827797]

>>50827765
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT STEAL FROM THE HECKIN CORPORATIONERINOS THINK OF THEIR HECKIN FEELINGS

[Anonymous No.50827903]

>anons ITT

[Anonymous No.50828011]

Nigger nigger nigger all of you in ITT are niggers.

[Anonymous No.50828087]

>>50828011
lol jealous we don’t pay while you do??? Why would I care about big corporations or their losses LMAO (p.s. I’m white ahahahaha)

[Anonymous No.50828168]

I'm white with blue eyes. You are literally getting robbed in broad daylight and it's only fair you rob them back. Let me tell you how. So a grocery store has staff right. They COST wages. So the cost is added to the product. Now, there is LESS STAFF working because it's all self check out. In fact, you are doing the work of the cashier YOURSELF but not getting paid for it. You don't get a discount. There's a simple formula:
previous situation: product cost includes cost for wage for cashier
new situation: product cost includes cost for wage for cashier BUT the cashier is out of the equation

So what's that? Yeah you're getting fucked right in the ass. Paying for something you don't even get. In fact, it's been replaced by your TIME AND LABOUR. So to get back at them, it's only fair to reduce this cost your are unfairly paying by abusing the system and giving yourself the discount you deserve. If you don't agree with this common sense logic you're honestly a corporate slave and deserve to get scammed.

[Anonymous No.50828247]

>>50824624
It's less sketchy if you show them the receipt. 99% of the time they just glance over and pretend to analyze your goods. They "check" my bags filled with shit i "forgot" all the time

[Anonymous No.50828372]

>>50823477
>fill up shopping cart
>grab a $200 visa gift card off the rack
>stealth fully open and slip into pocket
>go to self checkout
>select credit and pay with gift card
Works every time frens!

[Anonymous No.50828445]

>>50828011
The fact that I am actually white puts the odds in my favor. I always boldly and cheerfully walk over to the receipt checker with a smile and polite greeting and I just get waved on by or at most a quick glance. Proud of my privilege.

[Anonymous No.50828449]

>>50823820
Zhere vill be a new veggie tracking system from harvest all the way to excretion. Participation vill be compulsory.

[Anonymous No.50828479]

>jews print money
>lend it to the government for interests
>payable as taxes by me and other wagies
>gov gives money to blackrock to subvert my kino
>it's ok
>steal an orange from the supermarket
>niggerino

[Anonymous No.50829082]

>>50828372
dingdong larpfag, you have to scan the prepaid card in order to add funds, you think they're just sitting there with 10s of thousands in cash? kek my sides, research before you larp negro

[Anonymous No.50829334]

>>50827557
Dangerously based.

[Anonymous No.50829376]

>things /biz/tards dont have the balls to do, but LARP to sound cool to strangers on the internet

[Anonymous No.50830110]

>>50828479
That's the beautiful thing about genetics. /biz/ corporate bootlickers can seethe all they want. I will always be 6'3. I will always have blue eyes. I will always have pale skin.
>NIGGER COMMIE NON WHITE BROWN NIGGER SPIC BITCH NIGGER REEEEEEEE
These words are like water off a rock for me.

Feel fucking good to be white while draining corporate coffers.

[Anonymous No.50830140]

>don't even try to cheat the system
>get lost in my thoughts while walking through the store
>end up forgetting to scan a couple articles every single time
>free money
it is what it is

[Anonymous No.50830165]

>>50827797
Shoplifting is nigger tier behavior regardless of the establishment. Sorry you had to find out like this you nigger.

[Anonymous No.50830191]

>>50824225
That's only if everyone is based. Which they are not.

[Anonymous No.50830200]

>>50828479
Two wrongs don't make a right, nigger. This just means you'd be a massive piece of shit if you had the chance, and you're limited to being a tiny piece of shit by circumstance.

[Anonymous No.50830218]

>>50830165
Where does all the money for importing brown people into the west come from? Who lobbies for mass migration, censorship, and ethnic replacement via hundreds of millions in donations? Oh yeah, these big corpos. Bootlicking cuck

>Americans used to roar like lions for liberty; now we bleat like sheep for security

[Anonymous No.50830268]

>order clothes online
>order like 20 pieces of clothing, expensive stuff
>when it arrives i call the whatever support they have
>>"uhh its missing 5 pieces"
>send it back and get full refund
>rinse and repeat with other stores
>get clothes for free

[Anonymous No.50830366]

>>50828479
Sorry goy

[Anonymous No.50830407]

>>50829082
GigaDesertEagleTitaniumGodTier Kek