SMARTCON 2022

[Anonymous No.50811840]

Guys, I wanted to get a virtual pass for Smartcon 22, but they are sold out (HOW?)

Any anon got one and is planning to stream to /biz/? We could organize it beforehand and have a comfy viewing session with a chat for frens. I hope it won’t be like the previous years, the streams where really bad and we had last minute request all over the place.

I have a feeling, that this year might be our moment - finally.

>inb4 Bulgarian fud
I’m waiting patiently since 2017 and I will neither be demoralized nor sell. Fuck you cunts. You won’t get my OG stack.

[Anonymous No.50811876]

Seriously, how can a VIRTUAL pass be sold out?

[Anonymous No.50811892]

hello, Chainlink Labs employee!

[Anonymous No.50811902]

>>50811892
> I have a feeling, that this year might be our moment - finally
Kek. Yeah, the year sir gay speeds up his scam and starts to double his weekly 500k dumps.

[Anonymous No.50811914]

>>50811840
Why not just all meet at someone’s house and watch it together?

[Anonymous No.50811928]

>>50811892
>>50811902
I welcome our Bulgarian friends itt.

[Anonymous No.50812091]

>>50811876
They want people to be there in person. I applied for discount ticket and just said I bought in 2017 and made memes and they gave me access.

[Anonymous No.50812151]

It will be the same like with Consensus, everyone on /biz/ will expect someone else to livestream the talks and the event somehow but there will be NO stream of any kind. Nothing, just a bunch of full on panic WHERE IS THE STREAM?!??!??!?!! threads in the catalog with no answer.

/biz/ won't know SHIT about what's happening or what's being told. Radio silence, only crumbs from twitter and the official Chainlink profile once they release the content. Screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.50812173]

>>50811840
I'll sell you my log-in for 25 LINK.

[Anonymous No.50812182]

>>50812151
Most of the real linkers already got a virtual pass.

[Anonymous No.50812244]

>>50812182
>Virtual Pass
>This pass is for individuals who want online access to a limited collection of talks and panels after the conference.

[Anonymous No.50813561]

>>50811914
let's meet at your house post address

[Anonymous No.50813590]

>>50811840
The online stream is not synchronous, it will be played after the conference itself has finished. They don’t want /biz/ screaming nigger in the live chat, which is reasonable.
But that strikes me as something you would do if you had huge news, and you wanted to release it in a very controlled environment, to the “people that matter” first.

[Anonymous No.50813677]

someone there must livestream for us faggots here
we need an hero who doesn't afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.50813690]

>>50811840
>Guys, I wanted to get a virtual pass for Smartcon 22, but they are sold out (HOW?)
Anon you had 2 fucking months to nab one. Why did you procrastinate? WHY?

[Anonymous No.50813701]

>>50812091
sooo you gonna stream it for the biz bros?

[Anonymous No.50813763]

>>50812091
>>50813701
gopros on your chest+back and phone camera gimbles in both hands
good luck, anon

[Anonymous No.50813773]

>>50811840
>but they are sold out (HOW?)
>Seriously, how can a VIRTUAL pass be sold out?

>what are bandwidth limitations

[Anonymous No.50813934]

>>50811840
We are the LINK marines, and we are /pol/. We DESPISE niggers, kikes, faggots, spics, chinks, gooks, troons, and most of all jannies. Fortune and great wealth will come to you, but only if you post "niggers, jews...BAD NEWS!" in this thread.

$1488 EOY

[Anonymous No.50814897]

The bulgarian fudd is hitting all coins, at all times. Im honestly not surprised vinu is hitting it's lowest points right now, the fucking bulgarian fudders are at it again. For me it's the best chance to buy tho, because it's time for cheapies, when my bags do a x6 in Q4 2022 i will be golden my dudes

[Anonymous No.50814905]

>>50813763
if he does this i will eat my shoes, save this